*hits board in the chest*

From: Evthean | Posted: 12/10/2012 7:04:49 AM
*steals case*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 13/10/2012 4:19:25 AM
*detonates case*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 14/10/2012 4:21:54 AM
*informs guwa that the case he detonated was only a decoy*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 14/10/2012 6:23:04 AM
*informs Evthean that the decoy's explosion destroyed the real case*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 14/10/2012 7:56:04 PM
*glues pieces of the case back together*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 14/10/2012 8:06:31 PM
*adds pieces from two other cases to pile*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 15/10/2012 8:06:46 PM
*spends hours trying to figure out how to put the case back together*

*gives up and buys a new one*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 15/10/2012 11:05:47 PM
*informs Evthean the case he purchased was one of the cases destroyed several seconds before*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 17/10/2012 3:18:35 AM
*accosts shop keeper for selling destroyed case*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 17/10/2012 4:32:58 AM
*runs away with money*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…