*hits board in the chest*

From: guwa | Posted: 06/09/2012 7:20:16 AM
Even better, I needed you off the ground to begin my plot.
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From: Luster Soldier | Posted: 06/09/2012 12:52:48 PM
I wonder why Evthean doesn't have any user profile on this forum?
From: Evthean | Posted: 06/09/2012 10:49:55 PM
I don't really exist.
From: guwa | Posted: 08/09/2012 2:07:54 AM
I need him nonexistent.
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 08/09/2012 11:44:16 AM
Nonexistent? That's a relief.

And here I was thinking this poison was going to kill me.
From: guwa | Posted: 08/09/2012 12:31:08 PM
Who's to say it won't?
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 08/09/2012 4:49:23 PM
That little sticker on the bottle that says "Caution: non-lethal to Evtheans"
From: guwa | Posted: 09/09/2012 1:42:09 AM
But if you looked at the little sticker on the little sticker that said "not", you'll see it is definitely lethal to Evtheans!
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 09/09/2012 6:01:56 AM
I already removed the "not" sticker, thereby guaranteeing my safety.
From: guwa | Posted: 10/09/2012 9:01:15 AM
Aha! I knew you'd do that, which is why I added a second "not" sticker to the label, so when you removed the first sticker it would actually be poisonous! So long!
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…