*hits board in the chest*

From: Evthean | Posted: 17/09/2012 9:37:08 PM
*uses God mode cheat*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 18/09/2012 1:28:14 AM
*uses Satan mode*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 18/09/2012 11:39:14 PM
*summons angels to battle*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 19/09/2012 6:25:24 AM
*summons Lucifer*

*negotiates with angels*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 19/09/2012 4:46:39 PM
*doesn't like the sound of this*

*initiates Armageddon early*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 19/09/2012 7:47:57 PM
*informs Evthean that Deep Impact was so much better*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 19/09/2012 8:28:14 PM
*proceeds to inform guwa of Armageddon's many merits*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 20/09/2012 4:45:45 AM
*informs Evthean that it is certified rotten on Rotten Tomatoes*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…
From: Evthean | Posted: 20/09/2012 5:14:56 PM
*points out that Armageddon has a higher score than Deep Impact on Metacritic*
The user that doesn't exist
From: guwa | Posted: 20/09/2012 8:37:34 PM
*laughs, explains that nobody uses Metacritic*
gu "3266442" wa, regular fetcher
I have a feeling I'll be #1 for quite a while…