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ID #50
Occurred: Dec 29 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (29 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:34:42 AM): Better than sex
Cereal Fetish (2:34:45 AM): With a watermelon
Was He DUpgamer (2:34:54 AM): *pondering*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:08 AM): Not...that...I've ever done...that sort of thing
Cyber1166 (2:35:25 AM): hm... I suppose... after you already cut it in half
Cereal Fetish (2:35:39 AM): Over the summer there was a huge bin of them in the back room of my job
Cyber1166 (2:35:41 AM): it'd be pretty hard otherwise
Cereal Fetish (2:35:44 AM): I was like...*idea*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:50 AM): I could eat them all!
Was He DUpgamer (2:35:58 AM): LOL
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:06 AM): misdirection
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:17 AM): and no... you couldn't
Cereal Fetish (2:36:25 AM): I know...that's what made me sad
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:33 AM): so you raped them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:39 AM): instead
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:42 AM): bcs of the frustration
Cereal Fetish (2:36:45 AM): And I could do that to all of them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:54 AM): and you taped on a drawing you made on a napkin of ...Neo
Cereal Fetish (2:37:17 AM): Yeah, it was in pretty bad shape after the first few thrusts
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:18 AM): and you said "who's "the one" NOW bitch!!!"
Cereal Fetish (2:37:27 AM): so i started drawing directly on the watermelons themselves
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:40 AM): what a visual
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:45 AM): watermelons with smily faces
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:52 AM): or like...
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:55 AM): O faces
Cyber1166 (2:37:58 AM): oh, it wasn't the faces he drew
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:15 AM): NICE.
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:27 AM): *throws tact on floor and steps on it*
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:30 AM): that won't be coming back