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ID #602
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 6:18 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (1 vote)
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(12:01:35 AM) GoldenJimbo007: sfljdsflkjf
(12:01:39 AM) GoldenJimbo007: Lightning just struck across the street
(12:01:40 AM) GoldenJimbo007: good god
(12:01:44 AM) GoldenJimbo007: *blind*
(12:01:45 AM) GoldenJimbo007: *deaf*
(12:03:40 AM) GoldenJimbo007: Dude the house across the street is down
(12:03:44 AM) GoldenJimbo007: Lightning owned that fucking thing
(12:03:45 AM) GoldenJimbo007: Holy crap
(12:03:52 AM) GoldenJimbo007: Split donw the middle
(12:03:54 AM) GoldenJimbo007: Good god
(12:03:58 AM) BluelineGoddess: take pictures!
(12:03:58 AM) Thiradell: lol split down the middle
(12:04:08 AM) CometSH: pics or it didn't happen
(12:04:23 AM) Infil12: yeah this is a pic or gtfo moment
(12:04:34 AM) Thiradell: Jon just got Streets 1:13, in the same house
ID #601
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 6:02 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (1 vote)
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(11:57:16 PM) AlecBoy006: Looks like I clogged the toilet
(12:02:04 AM) AlecBoy006: There is no God
(12:02:16 AM) Thiradell: if there was a God, Corey's toilet would not have clogged
(12:02:46 AM) AlecBoy006: Forget about my toilet being clogged
(12:02:53 AM) AlecBoy006: How about all the other disasters in the world?
(12:03:13 AM) Thiradell: my left rear tire has a slow leak
(12:03:15 AM) Thiradell: I prayed
(12:03:17 AM) Thiradell: nothing
(12:03:29 AM) AlecBoy006: I prayed for a GF and got nothing
(12:03:36 AM) BluelineGoddess: rofl
(12:03:39 AM) Infil12: that's proof there IS a God, alec
ID #600
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 4:11 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (1 vote)
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Vote of the Day for Jimbo vs Henning

"I can't quite figure out why, but Henning just reminds me of Illu, or any of his European GE counterparts. It's tough to make an impression in a community that consists of levels and numbers being posted. So that's why I'm voting for Jimbo, he just has this down to earth quality, shares things about his life even if they are dull and boring. A real working class American who's all heart and passion, that's how I see Jimbo."

(10:14:01 PM) Infil12: jimbo's more down to earth than most of us in chat, really
(10:14:07 PM) Infil12: since gravity affects him more
ID #599
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 2:37 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (1 vote)
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(9:33:55 PM) GoldenJimbo007: I've come to an absolutely horrible revelation about my relationship with Rachel
(9:34:12 PM) Im Ngamer: it's going to last another year?
ID #598
Occurred: 6 Jun 2019
Submitted: 6 Jun 2019, 11:39 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (3 votes)
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[10:18 PM] Jimbo: Did you guys play poker last year?
[10:18 PM] Infilament: yes
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Hmm, did anyone keep results of that by chance?
[10:19 PM] Infilament: doubt it
[10:19 PM] ~Ng: QB can tell you the hands from memory
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: QB lost 80 bucks the last time I played with him
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: He's got some work to do
[10:19 PM] Infilament: getting it all in with the best hand repeatedly didn't really help him, sadly
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Never had the best hand iirc
[10:20 PM] Jimbo: Kept running into coolers
[10:20 PM] Infilament: his coolers were having the best hand and losing
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: Too bad Eddie hasn't played in a while
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: The legend of the b2b years with straight flushes
[10:22 PM] Jimbo: idk I still hold the quad sixes thing, TWICE in four hands, as my most-insane-thing-i've-witnessed in poker live
[10:22 PM] Infilament: indeed, the craziest thing i've ever seen in live poker
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Lets be honest though the most insane hand in poker history is probably in the Casino Royale scene where Bond flips the nuts (straight flush)
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Everyone else had a made hand too, crazy
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Dang you watched casino Royale live?
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Crazy
[10:26 PM] wheatrich: lol movie hands
[10:26 PM] Infilament: it was brutal, they played thousands of hours of poker until they got lucky enough with the cards for that scene
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: lol
[10:26 PM] Infilament: but that's the dedication it takes to make a good movie
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: The reactions were authentic
ID #597
Occurred: 29 Dec 2016
Submitted: 29 Dec 2016, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (4 votes)
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(08:08:00 PM) Jim Barrett: Liz 3 weeks from due
(08:08:11 PM) Jim Barrett: Was hoping Hutch would put up a pic, since the baby is probably 50% of total body weight there
(08:09:46 PM) ngameratwork: if Youse were here he'd call Nate the ultimate cuckmaster, now responsible for not one but two babies
(08:10:00 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Me? Hmm, I suppose I am
(08:10:11 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Two human beings exist because of me... weird thought
(08:10:13 PM) Jim Barrett: 2 humans, you are solely to blame
(08:10:23 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Yup I guess I'll take responsibility
(08:11:12 PM) Jim Barrett: Ngamer is responsible for closer to 15 humans
(08:11:19 PM) Jim Barrett: And pays 0 child support
(08:11:56 PM) ngameratwork: closer to 150 when you factor in my sperm donations
(08:13:54 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Hmmm have you ever thought of going to the sperm bank for donations Jim?
(08:17:28 PM) ngameratwork: he doesn't need to, he does well enough at the bars
ID #596
Occurred: 13 Oct 2016
Submitted: 13 Oct 2016, 1:42 PM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (4 votes)
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*Eva's first words*

(10:13:15 AM) isthatagoodyouse entered the room.
(12:38:30 PM) TopRogue7: 3.
(12:38:32 PM) TopRogue7: 3333..................
(12:38:36 PM) TopRogue7: .33
(12:38:55 PM) IsThatAGoodT: 3.3333.33, the number of times I blink daily
(12:40:20 PM) TopRogue7: Oops, sorry everybody -- Bryan's wife here. Parenting fail. Disregard.
ID #594
Occurred: 19 Jan 2016
Submitted: 20 Jan 2016, 12:56 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (5 votes)
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(00:45:38) GoldenJimbo007: I prob wouldn't use the faster internet much
(00:45:39) Thiradell: what Internet do you have right now
(00:45:47) GoldenJimbo007: 20 down 1 up avg
(00:47:12) Thiradell: must take awhile to upload those killer GE PR videos
(00:47:52) ngameratwork: you like growing your twitch fanbase and having an active channel and chatting with your friends there but you're currently locked into only playing games from 1997
(00:47:58) ngameratwork: upgrade and break the chains
(00:48:05) Thiradell: ^this is very true, Jim
(00:48:08) Thiradell: you should play a different game
(00:48:18) Infilament: you could play Rocket League on stream if you had better net
(00:48:55) GoldenJimbo007: Pay higher fee to use the HOV lane on the internet, basically
(00:49:00) GoldenJimbo007: Kinda bs but hey
(00:49:07) Infilament: well, it's either that or start your own ISP
(00:49:11) Thiradell: the Internet is still a market lol
(00:49:15) Thiradell: the better providers charge more
(00:49:40) Infilament: it's actually closer to paying a higher fee to own a corvette instead of a pinto
(00:49:41) ngameratwork: more like paying more to travel by sports car instead of moped on a highway
(00:49:49) Thiradell: lol
(00:49:51) Infilament: dang, beat ng like a rented mule there
(00:50:10) GoldenJimbo007: wow
ID #593
Occurred: 16 Aug 2015
Submitted: 16 Aug 2015, 5:18 PM
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Rating: 2.857/4 (7 votes)
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(4:11:15 PM) COME as u r337: eagles wont be kicking FGs all year anyways
(4:11:22 PM) TopRogue7: teeeebs
(4:11:45 PM) DKK5: Thank goodness he's white
(4:13:11 PM) TopRogue7: Too bad that's not true of everyone.
(4:13:20 PM) DKK5: :[
(4:13:52 PM) Jim Barrett: That's why VA meets are great
(4:13:54 PM) Jim Barrett: Everyone is white
(4:14:21 PM) stinsonlaptop: lol
(4:14:27 PM) DKK5: lol
ID #592
Occurred: 22 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:30 PM
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Rating: 3.857/4 (7 votes)
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(20:25:09) GoldenJimbo007: Yep just microwaved some ice cream
(20:25:13) GoldenJimbo007: Love me some soft serve
(20:25:21) TopRogue7: lol
(20:25:26) Infil1212: yz literally throwing up in his mouth right now
(20:25:41) TopRogue7: [x] wisconsin
(20:26:34) TopRogue7: wait, he has a fridge? why, he never eats leftovers
(20:27:05) GoldenJimbo007: I put pizza straight from the oven into the freezer to not burn myself
(20:27:13) GoldenJimbo007: I never have leftovers that's correct
(20:27:35) TopRogue7: yeah, who can wait 40 seconds for pizza to cool down
(20:27:40) GoldenJimbo007: 5 minutes*
(20:27:47) Infil1212: putting hot pizza into the fridge/freezer should be a literal crime
(20:27:54) GoldenJimbo007: m8 who wants piping hot sauce
(20:27:57) Infil1212: i do
(20:28:08) TopRogue7: i make pizza all the time and have not once waited 5 minutes to eat it
(20:28:14) TopRogue7: and i usually bake it at 500
(20:28:42) Thiradell: this is fucking absurd
(20:28:45) Thiradell: this is going too far
(20:29:14) GoldenJimbo007: For like 3 god damn minutes get over it
(20:29:20) Thiradell: why not just let it sit for 5 minutes
(20:29:29) Infil1212: pizza gets cold too fast, if anything
(20:29:32) GoldenJimbo007: way quicker to super freeze it
(20:29:36) Thiradell: you're a fool
(20:29:39) Infil1212: like, i want to eat more pizza quickly
(20:29:42) Infil1212: so i can eat it while it's warm
(20:30:06) Thiradell: why not just get a toaster oven and put it in the freezer
(20:30:09) Thiradell: to balance the temperatures
(20:30:43) Infil1212: lol third
(20:30:47) Infil1212: 10/10
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