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ID #119
Occurred: Jun 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:06:31 PM): but who takes the bronze? why, none other than...
Im Ngamer (11:06:42 PM): Woll!
Neo26988 (11:06:46 PM): *h5's*
COME as u r337 (11:06:47 PM): man
Smashocracy (11:06:47 PM): nice
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:50 PM): omg
ShadowZeroPD (11:06:54 PM): SCORE ONE FOR THE RONMAN!
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:57 PM): i'm on a woll
ID #414
Occurred: 26 Feb 2007
Submitted: 25 Feb 2007, 7:38 PM
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Rating: 2.833/4 (24 votes)
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(12:18:23 AM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
AlecBoy006 (12:18:33 AM): Ok, I'm calling out Jon Barber.
AlecBoy006 (12:19:05 AM): Ok, Jon. What are you hiding?
Im Ngamer (12:19:27 AM): my secret life as a rapist?
Infil12 (12:19:46 AM): ... that explains a lot.
Infil12 (12:19:58 AM): including your many rapes.
Im Ngamer (12:20:06 AM): yes, those especially
ID #247
Occurred: Dec 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.861/4 (36 votes)
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[08:24] ImNgamer: so your Dad had kids when he was... 41?
[08:24] ImNgamer: twins, as it were
[08:24] Neo26988: 39.
[08:24] Neo26988: Which is nothing special.
[08:25] Neo26988: Wait, 38.
[08:25] Neo26988: Twins are turning 13.
[08:25] ImNgamer: awww, how adorable!
[08:26] ImNgamer: make sure you tell them how adorable they are, Neo
[08:26] ImNgamer: wait, I can
[08:26] ImNgamer: next time you're asleep
[08:26] Neo26988: *chuckles* Yeah, but not tonight.
[08:26] failurewarningV1: twins going through puberty...............leave while you still can
[08:26] Neo26988: Hah, it's terrible FW.
[08:26] Neo26988: Absolutely terrible.
[08:27] ImNgamer: Neo will be able to give them some excellent advice though!
[08:27] ImNgamer: ...once he gets there himself
ID #69
Occurred: Jul 04 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007: i give up on streets for now
GoldenGreg007: i'm getting needy for porn again
comeasur337: Masterbation PRs
comeasur337: can you beat 1:15?
comeasur337: i can get like.. 24 with lookdown
GoldenGreg007: (haha, new strat! 2 seconds)
GoldenGreg007: lookdown, lmao
GoldenGreg007: cruise control 8-)
GoldenGreg007: they do have like man dildos
GoldenGreg007: where you put your dick in it and it shakes i guess
GoldenGreg007: so i suppose that might help for wrs
GoldenGreg007: might not be allowed in the masterbation elite though
comeasur337: thats like a game shark
GoldenGreg007: kinda like a turbo controller
comeasur337: dickshark*
smurx god: guys, new thwacking record, :45, on tape, and plus I got some TTs
GoldenGreg007: lmfgao
GoldenGreg007: how many boosts did you have???
Cyber1166: if I know smurx, there were plenty of back boosts
smurx god: Unzipped pants at :02. Got a boner at :10 (I'm thinking :09 might be possible). First speech skip at :12. Recieved a boost from J-Lo saving a couple seconds. Back-boosts by Ben Affleck setting me back. and a :44.98 End Screen
ID #591
Occurred: 20 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:25 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Alec's team goes to overtime in a critical playoff game, but he can't stay awake to watch it*

(00:08:49) DrInvertigone: I'm getting tired.
(00:09:20) DrInvertigone: That's me. The 23-year-old grandpa.
(00:09:27) GoldenJimbo007: virgin*
(00:09:38) Infilament: hawks playing the most exciting NHL game in months and alec can barely keep his eyes open
(00:09:47) DrInvertigone: True. But It's not something I frown upon or look at.
(00:10:24) DrInvertigone: Let society give me stigma for being a virgin. When it happens, it happens. I'm focused on being Corey the Conqueror and working my tail off this Summer.
(00:10:38) GoldenJimbo007: More like Corey the Cuntslayer
(00:10:54) GoldenJimbo007: Infil the Iron-dick
(00:11:26) GoldenJimbo007: Third the twisty-testicles
(00:11:31) Thiradell: lol
(00:11:36) DrInvertigone: Although, technically, it is biologically possible for somebody to be a grandpa at 23.
(00:11:36) GoldenJimbo007: Tyler the testicle twister
(00:11:57) DKK5: DK Very Small, Very Limp, Penis
(00:12:00) Infilament: being a testicle twister and having twisty-testicles p different things imo
(00:12:09) GoldenJimbo007: I know :-(
(00:12:16) Thiradell: I've received numerous compliments on my entwined members
(00:12:22) DrInvertigone: I'm not specifying myself. I'm saying, I think there was one couple that were parents at like 8-9 years old.
(00:12:39) GoldenJimbo007: Don't think I got my first boner until I was 14, that's impossible
(00:14:15) ngonhislaptop: more strange was that it was still 10 more years before Jim first saw it
(00:14:23) Infilament: loool
(00:14:28) GoldenJimbo007: LOL
ID #490
Occurred: 14 Jul 2008
Submitted: 14 Jul 2008, 11:15 PM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (20 votes)
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10:11:40 PM AlecBoy006: The players used to paid at the end of every episode.
10:11:42 PM AlecBoy006: The winner that is.
10:11:52 PM AlecBoy006: Kinda like jeopardy- where the winner returns for the next episode.
10:12:03 PM AlecBoy006: It took place in Wrigley Field from Los Angeles.
10:12:06 PM Brent Wingert: lucky for you chat's not like that show alec
10:12:09 PM Brent Wingert: you'd never return
10:12:23 PM AlecBoy006: So you're calling me a loser?
ID #115
Occurred: Jun 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (02:23:25): http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1732699
Stickmansam 1024 (02:34:54): SCIENCE COOKING?
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:07): Never have two words sounded so good together
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:19): Except perhaps "The reactor-!"
katslover42 (02:35:34): "Who are-!"
COME as u r337 (02:35:47): Heh
Obfuscation314 (02:35:59): "That's not-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:06): "But surely-!"
katslover42 (02:36:30): "The goggles-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:51): "My suit-!"
katslover42 (02:37:00): "No, don't-!"
katslover42 (02:37:12): "Not my-!"
katslover42 (02:37:37): "The blowfish-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:01): heheheheh
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:11): we spent an entire evening thinking these up actually
katslover42 (02:38:13): "This orgasm-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:38:22): "Something smells-!"
katslover42 (02:38:49): "Poison lip-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:10): "Dead? But-"
katslover42 (02:39:11): "Blood in-!"
katslover42 (02:39:33): "We found-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:39:49): "The government-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:49): "My eyes-!"
katslover42 (02:39:59): "Life ends-!"
katslover42 (02:40:37): "John McClain-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:41:08): "McClane, you-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:42:16): "Luthor? But-"
katslover42 (02:42:45): "Kryptonite Condom-!"
katslover42 (02:46:14): "I'm allergic-!"
COME as u r337 (02:46:21): I have one for YE...
COME as u r337 (02:46:31): "Control, Alt,-!"
katslover42 (02:46:57): "The Ring-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:14): I'm debating whether to submit all these to the QDB
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:28): eh, I've sent in enough rubbish already
COME as u r337 (02:47:29): I'd only accept it if it was all one quote :P
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:33): well, yeah
katslover42 (02:48:13): "Captain, we've-!"
ID #209
Occurred: Oct 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.923/4 (26 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:01 PM): it says I need to install additional plugins
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:17 PM): I distrusted ytmnd.com already, I ain't installing no plugins, fool
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): more like.. ADDITIONAL VIRUSES!
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): MIRITE???
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:34 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:37 PM): YOU GO GIRL!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:50 PM): *snaps fingers here, there and here again*
ID #118
Occurred: Jun 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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BadassFal: Fal Wars!
Chanc Falpatine has entered the room.
Darth Fal has entered the room.
Lando Falrissean has entered the room.
Obi Fal Kenobi has entered the room.
neo26989 has entered the room.
Fal Fal Binks has entered the room.
Falbacca has entered the room.
R2Fal2 has entered the room.
Fal3P0 has entered the room.
George Falcus has entered the room.
Queen AmiFala has entered the room.
(17:32:36) NgamerAtWork: morning Fal Wars
(17:33:39) Chanc Falpatine: morning jon
(17:33:39) Darth Fal: morning jon
(17:33:40) Lando Falrissean: morning jon
(17:33:41) Obi Fal Kenobi: morning jon
(17:33:41) neo26989: morning jon
(17:33:42) Fal Fal Binks: morning jon
(17:33:43) Falbacca: morning jon
(17:33:43) R2Fal2: morning jon
(17:33:43) Fal3P0: morning jon
(17:33:44) George Falcus: morning jon
(17:33:44) Queen AmiFala: morning jon
(17:34:09) NgamerAtWork: ha!
(17:34:26) BadassFal: ~Q~
ID #212
Occurred: Aug 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.222/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (4:39:38 AM): http://www.mastersgames.com/images/skittles/skittles-mat.jpg
CieloAzor (4:39:43 AM): http://www.karem.com/images/smokeb.jpg
Im Ngamer (10:21:37 AM): there are 11 though!
Im Ngamer (10:21:41 AM): but ok, noted
CieloAzor (10:22:29 AM): Hmm...finding a pic of exactly 10 hams was tough.
Im Ngamer (10:22:45 AM): understandable
CieloAzor (10:22:47 AM): I think it depends on what you're counting there.
CieloAzor (10:23:05 AM): Did you count the plate of ham sandwiches?
Im Ngamer (10:23:18 AM): the smallest one looks like it could be three small hams in one
CieloAzor (10:23:21 AM): Or the bag of smaller ham chunks?
Im Ngamer (10:23:30 AM): yes, there are several ways to tally these hams
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