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ID #571
Occurred: 23 May 2013
Submitted: 23 May 2013, 11:30 PM
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Rating: 2.889/4 (9 votes)
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(22:58:55) GoldenJimbo007: Ngamer around? He'll appreciate this
(22:59:57) GoldenJimbo007: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/479732_543854145661227_850382209_n.jpg
(23:00:46) GoldenJimbo007: He works a block away from where that pic was taken
(23:05:12) wheatontop: I'm sure he knows exactly where the building for kids is
(23:05:49) TopRogue7: no wonder it's always Ngameratwork
(23:17:23) CHATSTATSRobot3: hot ride Jimmers, did you snap that this aft?
(23:17:42) GoldenJimbo007: I didn't, my assistant did, but yeah
(23:21:57) CHATSTATSRobot3: wheat's correct, I know that Building for Kids well, it's just a block from where I am right now
(23:23:42) TopRogue7: you know it like the back of your hand, to the delight of the front of your hand
ID #175
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.385/4 (26 votes)
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Some Tumbleweed has entered the room.
Some Tumbleweed: *rolls by*
Some Tumbleweed has left the room.
ID #92
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.032/4 (31 votes)
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Fal Fal Binks has entered the room.
Falbacca has entered the room.
Chanc Falpatine has entered the room.
Lando Falrissean has entered the room.
Obi Fal Kenobi has entered the room.
Queen AmiFala has entered the room.
George Falcus has entered the room.
R2Fal2 has entered the room.
Im Ngamer: Fal Wars is back!
Stickmansam 1024: Fal Wars is infinitely confusing
Stickmansam 1024: especially since both sides of The Fal are called the Fal Side
ID #356
Occurred: 16 Jun 2006
Submitted: 16 Jun 2006, 6:29 PM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (27 votes)
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ID #114
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.727/4 (33 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (12:55:23 AM): I'll go find the quote Pascal submitted
COME as u r337 (12:55:55 AM): what you mean to say is.. "I'll go implement a "lowest rated" feature"
ID #185
Occurred: Sep 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:29:36 AM): wow, that's alot of people, must be a pretty big store
YourElitenessPD (3:29:58 AM): Well, we have Dick Smith stuff
Im Ngamer (3:30:26 AM): Dick who? sorry, we don't have those stores around here
CieloAzor (3:31:12 AM): Right between the blacksmith and the silversmith, there's a little shop where the dicksmith works.
CieloAzor (3:32:11 AM): I'm not sure I want to think too much about what his job entails.
Im Ngamer (3:32:19 AM): little shop? you'd think he could work out of a hole in the wall
ID #598
Occurred: 6 Jun 2019
Submitted: 6 Jun 2019, 11:39 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (3 votes)
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[10:18 PM] Jimbo: Did you guys play poker last year?
[10:18 PM] Infilament: yes
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Hmm, did anyone keep results of that by chance?
[10:19 PM] Infilament: doubt it
[10:19 PM] ~Ng: QB can tell you the hands from memory
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: QB lost 80 bucks the last time I played with him
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: He's got some work to do
[10:19 PM] Infilament: getting it all in with the best hand repeatedly didn't really help him, sadly
[10:19 PM] Jimbo: Never had the best hand iirc
[10:20 PM] Jimbo: Kept running into coolers
[10:20 PM] Infilament: his coolers were having the best hand and losing
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: Too bad Eddie hasn't played in a while
[10:21 PM] Jimbo: The legend of the b2b years with straight flushes
[10:22 PM] Jimbo: idk I still hold the quad sixes thing, TWICE in four hands, as my most-insane-thing-i've-witnessed in poker live
[10:22 PM] Infilament: indeed, the craziest thing i've ever seen in live poker
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Lets be honest though the most insane hand in poker history is probably in the Casino Royale scene where Bond flips the nuts (straight flush)
[10:23 PM] Jimbo: Everyone else had a made hand too, crazy
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Dang you watched casino Royale live?
[10:25 PM] kyleb30: Crazy
[10:26 PM] wheatrich: lol movie hands
[10:26 PM] Infilament: it was brutal, they played thousands of hours of poker until they got lucky enough with the cards for that scene
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: lol
[10:26 PM] Infilament: but that's the dedication it takes to make a good movie
[10:26 PM] Jimbo: The reactions were authentic
ID #155
Occurred: Aug 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
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octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo26988 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo26988 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo26988 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"
ID #135
Occurred: Jul 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.536/4 (28 votes)
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(02:56:56) BloodE of Sorrow: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(02:57:02) Iricu One: 35 board feet per minute
ID #466
Occurred: 8 Feb 2008
Submitted: 8 Feb 2008, 4:14 AM
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Rating: 3.480/4 (25 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:07 AM): ok think about this Jon
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:16 AM): what will I personally ever do in my life for the good of mankind?
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:26 AM): if anything, I just want to make a lot of money and have a hot wife
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:39 AM): yes, I appreciate the mother Teresas, and Princess Dianas, and Jesus Christs of the world
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:44 AM): but thats not for me
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:49 AM): Im in it for the sex and money and power
Im Ngamer (3:07:57 AM): 0/3 so far!
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