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(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:40) Ngamer: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:25:49) Ngamer: UGH, they spelled "engineer" with two Ns... in a bolded headline, no less
(19:26:58) Ngamer: be sure to bring that up with them first thing
(19:27:09) Ngamer: it will show that you can bring fresh ideas to the company
(19:27:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: are you sure about that?
(19:27:45) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it might give them the impression I don't like the company very much.
(19:32:28) Ngamer: no Sam, I'm sure
(19:32:56) Ngamer: and to emphasize your point, be sure to bring up the matter loudly, making good use of foul language
(19:33:13) Ngamer: that will make you stand out as a real go-getter
(19:33:45) Mike Gaydeski: punch someone in the face
(19:33:54) Mike Gaydeski: Then they'll know you mean business
(19:34:19) Ngamer: just slug the secretary on the way in
(19:34:37) Ngamer: "right this way Mr. Hughes" "thanks" *WHAP*
(19:35:00) Ngamer: if they ask why, just say that you "don't take no guff from nobody"
(19:36:33) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Shall I wear my yellow suit, so I stand out?
(19:37:01) Mike Gaydeski: hm...
(19:37:11) Ngamer: yes, but also, wrap yourself in Christmas lights
(19:37:19) Ngamer: plug yourself in inside the waiting room
(19:37:20) Mike Gaydeski: You can't wear the wrong thing if you're not wearing anything!
(19:37:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Mgay makes a valid point.
(19:37:37) Ngamer: oh! good point there Mg
(19:37:47) Ngamer: that could really ease your mind heading in
(19:37:44) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "Why aren't you wearing anything?"
(19:37:48) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "I couldn't decide."
(19:37:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "So I went with what I knew"
(19:39:21) Ngamer: you'll certainly be comfortable, that's a plus
(19:39:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: It's winter, though
(19:39:57) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: maybe I'll take a hat at least
(19:40:15) Ngamer: a hat, and those black socks of yours
(19:40:27) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: of course
(19:41:55) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: and of course I'll make sure to greet the interviewer with a nice, firm... handshake

(23:06:41) ShadowZero: can all booted people send me the votes again
(23:06:45) durrkmeister: no
(23:06:45) megawabs: no
(23:06:45) Wouter Jansen: no
(23:06:45) typosaur: no

Cyber1166 (12:59:01 PM): not everything you don't know is gay
COME as u r337 (12:59:04 PM): Yes, it is
COME as u r337 (12:59:12 PM): The meaning of life is totally flaming
COME as u r337 (12:59:24 PM): the square root of 45879378956 LOVES the cock

Im Ngamer (4:43:11 PM): morning Merc
PDMercenary (4:45:24 PM): :)
PDMercenary (4:45:26 PM): morning
PDMercenary (4:45:42 PM): i grew a penis today
PDMercenary (4:45:46 PM): funnily enough
(4:46:44 PM) AnAreaHomosexual has entered the room.
(4:46:47 PM) PDMercenary has left the room.
AnAreaHomosexual (4:46:50 PM): not much of one
(4:46:51 PM) PDMercenary has entered the room.
(4:46:55 PM) AnAreaHomosexual has left the room.
Im Ngamer (4:47:22 PM): ...
PDMercenary (4:47:55 PM): ?
Im Ngamer (4:48:01 PM): oh, nothing

GregWollIsMyDad: Dad, guess what????
GoldenGreg007: what?
GregWollIsMyDad: ..........YOUR STUCK WITH IT!
GregWollIsMyDad: BOOYA!!!!
GoldenGreg007: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GoldenGreg007: SCORE ONE FOR THE RON MAN!!!!
GregWollIsMyDad: SCORE ONE FOR THE RON MAN
GoldenGreg007: *gives son a hug*
GregWollIsMyDad has left the room.
GoldenGreg007: what a bastard
BigBosshardt007: was that really your son? thats immoral, you should be ashamed
GoldenGreg007: :-( yes
GoldenGreg007: i don't remember creating him
GoldenGreg007: but i do get phone calls daily about it
GoldenGreg007: so i figure it must have happened
BigBosshardt007: you must be joking!

*following a heated debate on religion and beliefs*
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:28 PM): well... it doesn't really matter what you believe until everything in the universe has been fully explained
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:31 PM): which will never happen
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:34 PM): thats my belief
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:54 PM): besides... it's our minds that creates the universe in a way
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:56 PM): SZ is a philosopher
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:26 PM): well... I'm fascinated over why anything exists at all
Regular Civilian (7:13:36 PM): This is what he's like when Sam isn't around.
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:50 PM): well, why are we all here?
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:56 PM): it makes no logical sense really
RyanWhiteGoose (7:14:10 PM): what did God plan on achieving by creating things?
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:30 PM): the obvious question would be, who created god?
*SZ continues for a bit longer until...*
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Curbstomp41 (7:19:45 PM): you guys have interesting conversations
ShadowZeroPD (7:20:08 PM): my penis had an interesting conversation with din mor's vagina last night

octoinky (4:05:17 PM): I LIKE mk MOR
octoinky (4:05:27 PM): DAMN CAPS
YourElitenessPD (4:05:28 PM): I like your mor too
octoinky (4:05:30 PM): i like MK more

*Michael Vick turns ball over for third time in ten minutes*
(22:05:51) TopRogue7: what is this i don't even
(22:06:02) Thiradell: Michael "Freehanding" Vick
(22:06:51) Thiradell: so a couple nights ago I was walking across my room, in the dark
(22:07:05) Thiradell: my room isn't quite what you'd call neat and tidy, so it's always an adventure walking across it
(22:07:07) Thiradell: I ventured a little too far to the right
(22:07:08) Infil12: and caught your roommate "freehanding"?
(22:07:22) Thiradell: would've been good, but no
(22:07:34) CieloAzor: it would have?

COME as u r337: WS flap 11668
katslover42: Keep flapping, and maybe you'll fly.

l34ss l3oost (11:04:04 AM): i wish thomas would come on lol
l34ss l3oost (11:04:09 AM): hes like the best guy to talk to
COME as u r337 (11:04:17 AM): lol doesn't deserve that.