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ID #232
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (22:40:06): drop the e when adding ing, dammit!
COME as u r337 (22:40:28): Yeah, people shouldn't be at raves when they're conjugating verbs!
ID #574
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:12 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*while boycotting the NFL over domestic abuse, Alec gets overly excited watching the meaningless final games of the baseball season between a bunch of already eliminated teams*

DrInvertigone (12:29:39 PM): So hard to continue my vegetarian run when I crave a BBQ burger right now, but I must persist.
DKK5 (12:30:15 PM): lol
DrInvertigone (12:43:24 PM): Seriously ready to start crying watching Jeter right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:26 PM): Jeter is at the plate right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:33 PM): I ain't missing this for nothing.
DrInvertigone (1:26:26 PM): Such a special moment.
DrInvertigone (1:26:37 PM): Like I really have tried to hold back tears by watching Jeter today.

DrInvertigone (2:08:42 PM): What an amazing freaking catch by Jorge Soler!
DrInvertigone (2:11:26 PM): Great bunt by Valbuena!

DrInvertigone (2:12:43 PM): Have to stray away from the Cubs game for now. Zimmermann six outs away from no-hitting the Fish.
DrInvertigone (2:23:24 PM): 3 outs away!
DrInvertigone (2:34:29 PM): Can Jordan Zimmermann do it?
DrInvertigone (2:35:32 PM): This is so intense right now.
DrInvertigone (2:35:40 PM): 2-1 count.
DrInvertigone (2:35:48 PM): Zimmermann two outs away from a no-hitter.
isthatagoodt (2:36:14 PM): would you SERIOUSLY waste a strong pitcher to death in a game that means NOTHING
isthatagoodt (2:36:29 PM): in order to send him out for 5 innings of 5 run ball in a playoff loss?
isthatagoodt (2:37:31 PM): and a no hitter against a terrible team on the last day of the season isn't really that impressive
DrInvertigone (2:37:35 PM): ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
DrInvertigone (2:37:37 PM): WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrInvertigone (2:38:14 PM): DID I JUST SEE THAT?????
DrInvertigone (2:38:30 PM): MLB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DrInvertigone (2:43:13 PM): Okay, I need to get up and walk around and calm down. I'm all shaken up from that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:45:53 PM): I'm just mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:45:57 PM): Completely mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:46:06 PM): No way NFL could top something like that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:47:39 PM): I'm in shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:43 PM): Just in legit shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:56 PM): So glad I'm not watching NFL.
DrInvertigone (3:04:12 PM): I need to breathe.
DrInvertigone (3:04:17 PM): I can't do it.
isthatagoodt (3:05:04 PM): if watching a game on TV causes you not to breathe, things are more serious than you know
DrInvertigone (3:05:36 PM): Well, not literally. Just shortness of breath, shock, having a hard time breathing normally right now.
BluelineGoddess (3:05:53 PM): Not really but *description of breathing troubles*
DrInvertigone (3:20:30 PM): Feel like I want to pass out.
DrInvertigone (3:20:40 PM): Just nauseous right now.
ID #196
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
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(01:53:03) Regular Civilian: What's going on here? NOBODY MOVE.
(01:53:16) TheFederalPolice: *raises gun to Regular guy*
(01:53:17) The Ad Killer: Except to breathe, you can move a bit to do that.
(01:53:24) TheFederalPolice: FREEZE!
(01:53:28) Regular Civilian: *raises gun to Fedeal Police*
(01:53:32) Regular Civilian: YOU freeze!
(01:53:37) TheFederalPolice: I SAID IT FIRST!
(01:53:43) Regular Civilian: I WAS HERE FIRST!
(01:53:44) TheRealDEPolice: *raises gun to both*
(01:53:47) TheRealDEPolice: Drop it!
(01:53:48) TheFederalPolice: I'LL BLOW YOUR F**ING BRAINS OUT!
(01:53:51) The Ad Killer: *points Bannercharge(tm) fist guns at both* FREEZE!
(01:54:00) Regular Civilian: *pulls out another gun, points it at DE Police*
(01:54:15) Stickmansam 1024: *yelling at the ice tray in his woefully non-cold freezer* FREEZE!
ID #351
Occurred: 13 Jun 2006
Submitted: 31 Dec 1969, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo26988 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo26988 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*
ID #513
Occurred: 19 Aug 2009
Submitted: 20 Aug 2009, 12:43 AM
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Rating: 3.412/4 (17 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:37:52 PM): Jim, a friend at work is giving away kittens, would you like one?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:08 PM): Seriously?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:09 PM): Sure
CarathornPD (11:38:17 PM): they are not for eating
Thiradell (11:38:20 PM): hahaha
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:21 PM): bah
CieloAzor (11:38:32 PM): so nevermind?
ID #328
Occurred: May 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.931/4 (29 votes)
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VGKingOfKings (4:48:25 PM): have any of you done games testing?
CieloAzor (4:48:32 PM): I applied once.
CieloAzor (4:48:51 PM): Tried to test Madden '05. :-\
CieloAzor (4:50:29 PM): EA/Tiburon seemed pretty selective.
CieloAzor (4:55:04 PM): Ugh, the interview was brutal.
CieloAzor (4:55:13 PM): Got interviewed by 3 guys at once.
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:24 PM): yeah, I've had that
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:29 PM): oh wait, "interviewed"?
ID #557
Occurred: 26 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(22:32:07) GoldenJimbo007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJimbo007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJimbo007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJimbo007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other
ID #188
Occurred: Sep 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (21:37:25): 100 pizzas can keep a person occupied for days.
COME as u r337 (21:37:39): or keep wheat occupied for halftime
ID #164
Occurred: Aug 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.409/4 (44 votes)
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BadassFal (1:20:25 AM): ha, i cant believe it, my brother has finally lost his virginity at the age of 22 haha
WouterJ007 (1:26:51 AM): oh! 22 you say? ah!! 1 year to go for me
BadassFal (1:27:07 AM): haha!
WouterJ007 (1:45:19 AM): what about you fal
AlexPenev1 (1:55:20 AM): Didn't you hear? Fal also lost his virginity. Same place and time as his brother.
ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
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Note: Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours
Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
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