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ID #240
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.697/4 (33 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:07 PM): It's like you see all these adverts for toilet roll
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:20 PM): and they have all these fluffy animals and things and skirt around the real issue
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:40 PM): going to the loo is so romanticised in Hollywood
Im Ngamer (4:22:38 PM): yeah, I was thinking about that the other day
Im Ngamer (4:23:21 PM): took a look at my toilet paper and noticed that there were flowers pressed into it
Im Ngamer (4:23:32 PM): a flower design isn't so bad for TP I suppose
Im Ngamer (4:23:39 PM): but there were also hearts
Im Ngamer (4:23:48 PM): hearts! what am I supposed to make of that?
Im Ngamer (4:24:06 PM): does my toilet paper love me? if so, I regret what I did with it about 2 minutes later
ID #118
Occurred: Jun 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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BadassFal: Fal Wars!
Chanc Falpatine has entered the room.
Darth Fal has entered the room.
Lando Falrissean has entered the room.
Obi Fal Kenobi has entered the room.
neo26989 has entered the room.
Fal Fal Binks has entered the room.
Falbacca has entered the room.
R2Fal2 has entered the room.
Fal3P0 has entered the room.
George Falcus has entered the room.
Queen AmiFala has entered the room.
(17:32:36) NgamerAtWork: morning Fal Wars
(17:33:39) Chanc Falpatine: morning jon
(17:33:39) Darth Fal: morning jon
(17:33:40) Lando Falrissean: morning jon
(17:33:41) Obi Fal Kenobi: morning jon
(17:33:41) neo26989: morning jon
(17:33:42) Fal Fal Binks: morning jon
(17:33:43) Falbacca: morning jon
(17:33:43) R2Fal2: morning jon
(17:33:43) Fal3P0: morning jon
(17:33:44) George Falcus: morning jon
(17:33:44) Queen AmiFala: morning jon
(17:34:09) NgamerAtWork: ha!
(17:34:26) BadassFal: ~Q~
ID #207
Occurred: Sep 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.519/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (10:40:59 PM): I work at 7:30 tomorrow too...EST!
Im Ngamer (10:43:35 PM): and this coming from a man who tries for 8 hours sleep every night
CieloAzor (10:43:45 PM): And fails.
CieloAzor (10:44:05 PM): I haven't even tried for the past couple weeks.
CieloAzor (10:44:23 PM): And I'm waking up refreshed anyhow, so I'm not too concerned.
Im Ngamer (10:45:21 PM): you'll think differently after you run a girl over on the way to work!
CieloAzor (10:46:02 PM): Umm, okay.
Im Ngamer (10:47:27 PM): "wow, they sure installed alot of speedbumps over the weekend"
Im Ngamer (10:47:32 PM): *is driving through the daycare center*
CieloAzor (10:47:34 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (10:48:15 PM): sure, you laugh now... wait till you see what it does to your undercarriage, though
ID #287
Occurred: Mar 18 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:50:09 PM): oh, hello there Dayle
Im Ngamer (1:50:13 PM): didn't see you sneak in
Blueline Goddess (1:50:26 PM): I'm like a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:33 PM): you are a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:52 PM): *crawls into Dayle's foxhole*
COME as u r337 (1:50:54 PM): >.>
Blueline Goddess (1:51:29 PM): o.O
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:29 PM): By the way Jonathanan,I never asked you, which do you prefer...
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:34 PM): Lock Stock... or Snatch?
Im Ngamer (1:52:46 PM): I like them both, but rate Snatch a little higher
COME as u r337 (1:53:13 PM): Are you talking about Dayle's holes too, Jon?
COME as u r337 (1:53:14 PM): O.o
ID #442
Occurred: 20 Aug 2007
Submitted: 19 Aug 2007, 11:25 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
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Neo26988 (1:19:07 AM): I just finished watching Final Destination
Neo26988 (1:19:09 AM): What a total mindfuck
Im Ngamer (1:20:26 AM): it's not that complicated...
Neo26988 (1:19:58 AM): Wha-?
Im Ngamer (1:20:33 AM): at least compared to Peach's Castle
Neo26988 (1:19:59 AM): No, no
Neo26988 (1:20:05 AM): It wasn't complicated at all
Neo26988 (1:20:12 AM): Sort of... annoying in one way
Im Ngamer (1:20:51 AM): I'll say, not even any platforms
Neo26988 (1:20:20 AM): A few bits were surprising, until I realised what was going on
Neo26988 (1:20:26 AM): Oh wait a second
Neo26988 (1:20:29 AM): Oh you!
Im Ngamer (1:21:07 AM): oh hoho!
ID #193
Occurred: Sep 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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(23:58:26) Neo26988: "Send us the top 10 ways you can tell a chef used to be a hacker."
(23:58:44) Neo26988: The story:
(23:58:49) Neo26988: "A Brisbane man who pleaded guilty to hacking into a former employer's system told the judge he has stopped working in IT and is training to become a chef."

* Introduces himself to you as an ex-hacker
* Apron says "World's Best Hacker"
* Wears a white hat
* Cooks nothing but ramen
* RAIDs his 5 small freezers into one big one
* Dishwasher has 128-bit encryption
* When asked about why it's taking so long to prepare the food, says "It's behind a firewall"
* Tries to get into the FBI's database with the blender
* Large collection of pornography hidden under the radishes
* Hacks vegetables
* Food on your plate is sorted by "Last Modified" date
* The cookies have chips in them
* Restaraunt has a /\/\ 3 |\| |_|
* Works for free
* Bill must be paid via PayPal
* Gets a phonecall from Microsoft 4 minutes into turning on his laptop in the kitchen
* Thinks he's better than every other chef
* Menu only has crackers on it
(Contributors: Wheat, BloodE, Sam, Neo, Dayle)
ID #285
Occurred: Mar 10 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.964/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:16:04 PM): Seen that site that sells pens?
CieloAzor (5:16:08 PM): Pen Island
CieloAzor (5:16:13 PM): Aka Penis Land
Im Ngamer (5:16:22 PM): dang it Q! that was implied
CieloAzor (5:16:35 PM): YOU'RE IMPLIED!
Im Ngamer (5:17:07 PM): no, my imp only tells the truth
Im Ngamer (5:17:12 PM): I raised him right
ID #44
Occurred: 10 Jan 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.821/4 (28 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:51:10 PM): I'm gonna IM that site to paragon
YourElitenessPD (6:51:21 PM): What site?
COME as u r337 (6:51:28 PM): www.wwujd.com
Cyber1166 (6:52:49 PM): erm... why would Paragon care?
YourElitenessPD (6:53:12 PM): Shh... just sit and watch their warning levels increase
COME as u r337 (6:53:15 PM): i duno
COME as u r337 (6:53:19 PM): ive never talked to him
COME as u r337 (6:53:22 PM): and it would just be cool
ID #17
Occurred: May 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.742/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:25:56 AM): yeah! Wily going up like a rocket!
(10:27:04 AM) Cyber1166 has entered the room.
Cyber1166 (10:27:22 AM): that's nice, but how is today's GameFAQs character poll going?
(10:27:26 AM) Cyber1166 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (10:27:46 AM): ...
ID #192
Occurred: Sep 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (28 votes)
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(01:35:24) KLuminate: i think the community is unhealthy for all of us
(01:35:28) KLuminate: we need to get to the real world
(01:35:32) KLuminate: were all decent guys
(01:35:42) KLuminate: but being here now....why are we not in bed, Sam?
(01:35:46) KLuminate: its 1.37 in the UK
(01:35:52) Stickmansam 1024: because I'm not attracted to you physically
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