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ID #175
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.385/4 (26 votes)
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Some Tumbleweed has entered the room.
Some Tumbleweed: *rolls by*
Some Tumbleweed has left the room.
ID #345
Occurred: Jun 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.548/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:31:11 PM): Sam, were you surprised, like I said you would be?
Im Ngamer (2:31:17 PM): about how many people assume you don't like them
Stickmansam 1024 (2:31:24 PM): well yes actually
Stickmansam 1024 (2:31:40 PM): anybody who actually knows me would know I'm a gentle soul
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:08 PM): and I tend to think the best of people
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:15 PM): with the exception of Jim Soderlund.
Im Ngamer (2:32:29 PM): but yeah, I was surprised how many thought that way
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:34 PM): how many?
Im Ngamer (2:32:49 PM): a good half dozen at least!
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:54 PM): heavens.
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:08 PM): I should give all these people cookies or something
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:21 PM): filled with arsenic
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:25 PM): so they don't vote against me again
ID #222
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.033/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:17 PM): this lie detector is out of control.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:42:22 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:16 PM): This sentence is false!
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:43:29 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:08 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:13 PM): hey, he's right.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:47 PM): okay, I'm gonna have to ask it to be quiet now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:44:53 PM): False!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:08 PM): no really, I want it to shut up.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:12 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:17 PM): getting angry now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:24 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:35 PM): all right, that's it...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:46:20 PM): THE NEXT RESPONSE FROM THE LIE DETECTOR WILL BE "FALSE".
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:46:42 PM): *explodes*
(7:46:43 PM) li3 d3t3ct0r has left the room.
ID #141
Occurred: 2 Oct 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.517/4 (29 votes)
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You're right on, Karl! Well, except for one thing. Marshmallow is a girl.
~ Ngamer, old GameFAQs topic
ID #97
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (03:41:43): Over 1 million people have HIV 8-(
ShadowZeroPD (03:42:23): hm, didn't know din mor had slept with so many
ID #514
Occurred: 23 Aug 2009
Submitted: 23 Aug 2009, 3:55 PM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (17 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (11:14:49 AM): alliance wins!
ShadowZeroPD (11:14:51 AM): 2 to go
IVI4RK (11:21:25 AM): cool story bro
holycatholique (11:25:28 AM): cool "cool story, bro" story, bro
O Beeeeeasty (11:25:54 AM): cool "cool "cool story, bro" story, bro" story bro
ID #493
Occurred: 10 Sep 2008
Submitted: 11 Sep 2008, 1:19 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (20 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (11:05:47 PM): what IS Hadron?
JackOfWailing (11:06:39 PM): it's a part of a prticle
JackOfWailing (11:06:47 PM): sub-atomic particle
RyanWhiteGoose (11:12:15 PM): wow
holycatholique (11:14:52 PM): Hardon*
CieloAzor (11:15:17 PM): maybe your hardon is subatomic
ID #173
Occurred: 20 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Obfuscation314: Don't make Neo angry.
Neo1337: Yeah.
MuKi314: wuts he gonna do
DC xPRO 619: aww what u gonna do hack me
Neo1337: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Neo1337: Or...at any other time for that matter.
ID #209
Occurred: Oct 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.923/4 (26 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:01 PM): it says I need to install additional plugins
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:17 PM): I distrusted ytmnd.com already, I ain't installing no plugins, fool
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): more like.. ADDITIONAL VIRUSES!
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): MIRITE???
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:34 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:37 PM): YOU GO GIRL!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:50 PM): *snaps fingers here, there and here again*
ID #105
Occurred: 1 Feb 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.857/4 (35 votes)
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Ngamer and Sam discuss their favorite cartoon, Rejected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

2/1/2005
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:45 AM): the spoon bit, and the "SILLY HATS ONLY" bit, just cracked me up
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:50 AM): the rest was strange
Im Ngamer (9:48:31 AM): and now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples! *loud drone*
Stickmansam 1024 (9:49:00 AM): yeha
...
Im Ngamer (9:58:09 AM): (not really, I was quoting the cartoon)
Im Ngamer (9:58:21 AM): oh wait
Im Ngamer (9:58:23 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stickmansam 1024 (9:58:33 AM): wrong box, eh
Im Ngamer (9:58:40 AM): no!
Im Ngamer (9:58:49 AM): dang it Sam, you close windows too soon
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:58 AM): oh
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:10 AM): well the angry tics thing was from the cartoon, I know
Im Ngamer (10:00:20 AM): yeah, not real life
Im Ngamer (10:00:25 AM): just a cartoon

2/2/2005
Im Ngamer (9:59:04 AM): wait... or IS it?
Im Ngamer (9:59:07 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 AM): *chases small children*
Stickmansam 1024 (10:06:22 AM): what?
Im Ngamer (1:52:54 PM): pfft... don't tell me you close an IM window after only 2 days
Stickmansam 1024 (1:53:06 PM): indeed

2/10/2005
Im Ngamer (7:42:42 PM): or AM I?
Im Ngamer (7:42:49 PM): *chases children*
Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:51 PM): or AM I what?
Im Ngamer (7:42:57 PM): DANG IT Sam
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:04 PM): are you responding to a two-week-old conversation again?
Im Ngamer (7:43:08 PM): you close your IM boxes after just a week and a half?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:14 PM): YES

6/20/2005
Im Ngamer (5:00:04 PM): or AM I? *BUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Im Ngamer (5:00:13 PM): *children running everywhere*
Stickmansam 1024 (5:01:30 PM): dude, it's like somebody puts you in cryo for one month in every two
Im Ngamer (5:01:44 PM): yes... something like that
Im Ngamer (5:01:51 PM): anyways, someday we'll finish that convo
Stickmansam 1024 (5:02:00 PM): quite frankly I doubt it
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