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*Jimbo's been bragging about his new 100M internet connection on facebook*
Infil1212 (3:57:13 AM): he gets university internet at his house? how?
isthatagoodt (3:57:30 AM): the ISP has the infrastructure to support 100M but charges 10x more for it
isthatagoodt (3:57:47 AM): so normally jim buys a really cheap plan because he's cheap. instead he's pretending Ritch lives with him so he can get the student rate
wheatrich (4:10:20 AM): pretty sure those crying tears I'm hearing are infil's
TopRogue7 (4:11:51 AM): infil immediately moving to steal rach from jim
Infil1212 (4:13:13 AM): there are some things i wouldn't do, even for good internet
isthatagoodt (4:13:31 AM): well, would you pay $100/month for 100M down/50M up?
Infil1212 (4:14:19 AM): uhh... yes? lol
isthatagoodt (4:14:25 AM): well then
isthatagoodt (4:14:28 AM): jim has that option, but instead he's taking $10/mo
isthatagoodt (4:15:00 AM): but you're saying you wouldn't even do that when your only other option is what you have NOW?
Infil1212 (4:15:14 AM): no, the thing i wouldn't do for good internet is date rachel
Infil1212 (4:15:18 AM): as per youse
isthatagoodt (4:15:37 AM): ohhhhh
isthatagoodt (4:15:40 AM): i didnt read youse's line
Infil1212 (4:15:48 AM): few people do
HistoricToast (4:16:23 AM): can't believe the amount of disrespect on show here
HistoricToast (4:16:37 AM): for rach, for youse
isthatagoodt (4:16:47 AM): ehh, in Ritch's case
isthatagoodt (4:16:50 AM): she LOST the respect
isthatagoodt (4:16:58 AM): ....about 4 seconds after she stepped in here the first time
Infil1212 (4:17:04 AM): hi, my name is rachel
Infil1212 (4:17:10 AM): would you like to hear about my vaginal piercings?
isthatagoodt (4:17:26 AM): p much verbatim
HistoricToast (4:17:44 AM): p much masturbatin'
HistoricToast (4:18:33 AM): just thinking about those sweet sweet pussy lips dangling long, stretched from the weight of large metallic objects pincering her vapid flesh
wheatrich (4:18:52 AM): ok bloode gets the dreaded ignore
Infil1212 (4:19:17 AM): ffs
neo1337 (4:19:30 AM): ...

GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...

(02:54:32) GoldenJ007: When Wavebird was first advertised, they showed a kid with some sort of cold being thrown outside to play a game....
(02:54:40) GoldenJ007: Funny thing is, that same exact thing happened to me 2 winters ago :)
(02:54:50) wheatrich: except jimbo didn't have a cold
(02:54:57) wheatrich: or a game

(22:58:55) GoldenJ007: Ngamer around? He'll appreciate this
(22:59:57) GoldenJ007: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/479732_543854145661227_850382209_n.jpg
(23:00:46) GoldenJ007: He works a block away from where that pic was taken
(23:05:12) wheatontop: I'm sure he knows exactly where the building for kids is
(23:05:49) TopRogue7: no wonder it's always Ngameratwork
(23:17:23) CHATSTATSRobot3: hot ride Jimmers, did you snap that this aft?
(23:17:42) GoldenJ007: I didn't, my assistant did, but yeah
(23:21:57) CHATSTATSRobot3: wheat's correct, I know that Building for Kids well, it's just a block from where I am right now
(23:23:42) TopRogue7: you know it like the back of your hand, to the delight of the front of your hand

stankmonkeylove (7:51:58 PM): i could type with my penis
stankmonkeylove (7:52:01 PM): like uber fast
Isuxor (7:53:15 PM): I just use mine to hit space bar. THAWP

[20:48] octoinky: how is dayle's name pronounced? is it dayle as one syllable, or day-lee?
[20:49] DKK5: Dayle like "stale"?
[20:49] NgamerAtWork: Dayle like nail
[20:50] CieloAzor: Dayle like fail
[20:50] CometSH: Dayle like pale?
[20:50] rshepherd1000: dayle like male?
[20:51] DKK5: Like whale?

GoldenJ007 (10:48:38 PM): Hold 'em is cool when you bet that the worst hand out of 5 people has to hug this retard at school.
COME as u r337 (10:49:13 PM): so who ended up hugging you?

COME as u r337 (4:17:06 PM): Playing: Come, Jon, Trent, Clark, Chan, Reds
COME as u r337 (4:17:09 PM): Ready here.
Im Ngamer (4:17:14 PM): Dad WON'T GET OFF TV
Im Ngamer (4:17:17 PM): arg
MiG144MFI (4:17:42 PM): Hurry, past my bedtime.
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:04 PM): yeah, i've got people to see, suicide attempts to botch...
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:08 PM): let's move it along
COME as u r337 (4:18:23 PM): I'm 4 behind on my masturbation quota for the day! Hurry up!
JtXeRdFgDhJgRhFd (4:18:32 PM): just play 1 handed
COME as u r337 (4:18:33 PM): Wait.. the endscene will make me only 2 behind

(12:52:01 PM) HylianLanky007 has entered the room
HylianLanky007 (12:52:03 PM): gtg
(12:52:05 PM) HylianLanky007 has left the room

Im Ngamer (21:16:56): what's that book you want Sam to read Come?
COME as u r337 (21:17:42): "The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence" by Ray Kurzweil
COME as u r337 (21:17:44): Why?
(21:23:26) The Illu has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (21:23:54): because I'm stopping at the library before work
The Illu (21:24:11): I see
Im Ngamer (21:24:51): Illu, shut your face!
The Illu (21:25:21): I see
The Illu (21:25:41): shit man!
The Illu (21:25:43): ok ok ok