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ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
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12:49:37 AM: GoldenJimbo007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
ID #530
Occurred: 14 Jun 2010
Submitted: 14 Jun 2010, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 2.615/4 (13 votes)
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*new person Waldosmith1988 is talking about crazy GE times on the day of the QB VS AlecBoy match*
12:47:06 goldenjimbo007: Corey if you don't reveal yourself this instant, I'm not voting for you
12:47:12 goldenjimbo007: I have yet to vote, and QB is right here to take it away
12:47:21 waldosmith1988: i have to go guys
12:47:23 waldosmith1988: later
*waldo leaves*
12:47:27 newershadow: ROFL
12:47:27 regularmg: hahahahahahahahaha
12:47:30 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: LOL
12:47:30 regularmg: oh my
12:47:32 regularmg: I don't even
12:47:35 goldenjimbo007: Holy shit
12:47:36 newershadow: waldo = alec confirmed
12:47:37 regularmg: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:47:45 regularmg: this is gold
12:47:44 newershadow: 5
12:47:45 newershadow: 4
12:47:46 newershadow: 3
12:47:47 newershadow: 2
12:47:48 newershadow: 1
*alecboy006 joins*
12:47:56 supaodin: morning alec
12:47:57 regularmg: waldosmith1988 (00.42.31): i just show alec trevelyan and he died
12:47:58 goldenjimbo007: OMG
12:48:00 thiradell: DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY
12:48:11 alecboy006: Just got back from having a little snack
12:48:11 cieloazor: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
12:48:14 goldenjimbo007: You just missed a great GE prodigy
12:48:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: wow!
12:48:17 infil12: alec, you are officially the worst
12:48:19 supaodin: little snack lulx
12:48:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you really missed this neat guy
12:48:25 alecboy006: Did I?
12:48:35 regularmg: where's Waldo?
12:48:42 alecboy006: Waldo who?
12:48:45 infil12: if you're honestly wondering why you can't seem to make inroads in the elite, it's stunts like this
12:48:50 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Waldo Smith
12:48:52 infil12: though, i must admit, "it's sean something" made me lol
12:48:54 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:03 alecboy006: Did he?
12:49:09 alecboy006: I don't know a Waldo Smith
12:49:14 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: weird
12:49:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:19 infil12: must be that bipolar syndrome
12:49:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: and he said that your book was shitty
12:49:23 supaodin: he said he gave you a fellatio
12:49:27 alecboy006: Whatever
12:49:29 alecboy006: He's a jackass
12:49:32 newershadow: and you revealed ejaculation
12:49:37 regularmg: he was talking about RainbowDriver
12:49:42 alecboy006: Was he?
12:49:45 regularmg: and how they're good friends
12:49:50 thiradell: he had Crash Site 1:16
12:49:50 alecboy006: Funny
12:49:51 cieloazor: and he didn't like sports OR Dio
12:49:53 thiradell: which is one second off the WR
12:49:54 supaodin: he said you revealed your calm, normal ejaculation
12:49:58 infil12: there are
12:49:59 infil12: absolutely
12:50:00 infil12: no words
12:50:01 alecboy006: Pat never mentioned knowing a Waldo
12:50:02 cieloazor: he said knitting was more his thing
12:50:07 regularmg: speed knitting
12:50:14 cieloazor: full contact speed knitting
12:50:19 alecboy006: He got a 1:16 on crash site? Impressive
12:50:24 alecboy006: Maybe he can take Taka?
12:50:28 regularmg: he got Aztec A 1:28
12:50:31 thiradell: he had very good times on every level
12:50:51 alecboy006: He can't possibly beat Clemens
12:51:03 cieloazor: tears are literally rolling down Alec's face now
12:51:12 alecboy006: I have no tears on my face
12:51:21 thiradell: they're down to his neck by now
12:51:22 goldenjimbo007: so am I voting QB or Alec today?
12:51:26 alecboy006: Alec
12:51:31 alecboy006: Dude I was having a snack
12:51:39 goldenjimbo007: Admit it was you Corey, or the vote goes to Q
12:51:49 goldenjimbo007: 5..
12:51:51 goldenjimbo007: 4....
12:51:53 alecboy006: What proof
12:51:54 goldenjimbo007: 3...
12:51:57 alecboy006: Do you have
12:51:57 goldenjimbo007: 2......
12:51:58 alecboy006: Ok fine
12:52:00 goldenjimbo007: 1......
12:52:00 alecboy006: It was me
12:52:02 cieloazor: lol
12:52:05 goldenjimbo007: Huzzah!
12:52:07 newershadow: roflpwn'd
12:52:10 infil12: lol jimbo
12:52:10 thiradell: what proof do you have
12:52:11 thiradell: lol
12:52:11 regularmg: Jimbowned
12:52:15 infil12: that was amazing
12:52:18 thiradell: classic person who's actually guilty
12:52:20 cieloazor: v nice
ID #90
Occurred: Aug 15 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.147/4 (34 votes)
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Neo26988 (12:34:30 AM): NOTHING makes me happy.
Im Ngamer (12:35:50 AM): I bet this pic will: http://geocities.com/ollebolle007/brandon.txt
Neo26988 (12:36:09 AM): If you mean the 'Where is Brandon' one, then no, it did not.
Im Ngamer (12:36:50 AM): oh man... I didn't think that thing could fail to cheer up a stone
Im Ngamer (12:36:56 AM): let alone a person
Neo26988 (12:37:02 AM): I'm no stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:03 AM): Hell.
Neo26988 (12:37:19 AM): If I accomplish something in my life I still wouldn't attain the rank of 'stone'.
Neo26988 (12:37:32 AM): But I'm not going to, so, I'm not even half of a stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:55 AM): Or, any mathematically determinal part of a stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:59 AM): Because either way, it will pwn me.
Neo26988 (12:38:01 AM): And everything about me.
Im Ngamer (12:38:29 AM): eh... you're maybe not as cool as a lava rock... but I'd rank you above a slab of granite
Im Ngamer (12:38:40 AM): WELL... unless it was really, really polished
Im Ngamer (12:38:47 AM): then you'd be about even
Neo26988 (12:38:48 AM): God, can you ever be serious?
Neo26988 (12:38:54 AM): When I'm clearly depressed or whatever.
Neo26988 (12:39:01 AM): You're making jokes about how a shiny piece of granite is cooler than me.
Im Ngamer (12:39:13 AM): I never said that!
Neo26988 (12:39:17 AM): You implied it.
Im Ngamer (12:39:20 AM): I said, about even
Neo26988 (12:39:26 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:39:33 AM): I'd still probably vote you
Neo26988 (12:39:37 AM): Probably!?
Im Ngamer (12:39:55 AM): well, I mean... when you get a really good polish going
Im Ngamer (12:40:06 AM): like, you can even see your face in it
Im Ngamer (12:40:14 AM): now THAT'S cool
Neo26988 (12:40:17 AM): FFS
Neo26988 (12:40:32 AM): I'm clearly more pissed then you've ever seen me.
Neo26988 (12:40:41 AM): And like, no way did I think this weekend could get worse.
Neo26988 (12:40:44 AM): But hell, there you go.
Im Ngamer (12:41:01 AM): you're like... is this a rock? or a mirrorOMG!?
Neo26988 (12:41:12 AM): ...
ID #565
Occurred: 9 Dec 2012
Submitted: 9 Dec 2012, 11:01 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (10 votes)
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(22:45:22) Infil1212: i enjoy VA each year but feel like this past year (meeting glen and playing SF) was the one big thing i wanted to get out of VA that i hadn't
(22:46:02) Infil1212: so attending this coming year would be nice but it doesn't feel like a priority, i guess
(22:46:14) wheatrich: but you could meet alec!
(22:47:40) DrInvertigone: I just want to go. No matter what we do.
(22:47:54) Infil1212: what if you're the only person who goes, alec
(22:48:23) DrInvertigone: I guess I win the Kart and GE Championships by default?
(22:48:50) wheatrich: wait a second alec, you still have to beat the CPUs in kart
ID #58
Occurred: Jan 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:42:25 PM): whoa, a girl is 42nd
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:46 PM): how sad that such a comment must be preceded by a "whoa"
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:49 PM): but true
Im Ngamer (11:42:51 PM): that's like a new female record
Im Ngamer (11:42:57 PM): for anything
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:58 PM): she'll be 280th by next week
Was He DUpgamer (11:43:04 PM): bcs of those emotions
Neo26988 (11:43:46 PM): she'll have PMS then have like....really bad game-rage
Neo26988 (11:44:02 PM): I think that's why girls shouldn't compete for times
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:11 PM): quite a mature stance
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:15 PM): i think they need to make more babies
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:16 PM): and less PRs
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:28 PM): if i may be sincere
ID #206
Occurred: Oct 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.880/4 (25 votes)
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Neo26988 (3:17:51 PM): Holy shit this Breaka is good.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:04 PM): Your mum was good last night
Neo26988 (3:18:25 PM): She was clearly here at home.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:44 PM): How do you know I wasn't?
Neo26988 (3:19:03 PM): You don't leave the house.
ID #591
Occurred: 20 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:25 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Alec's team goes to overtime in a critical playoff game, but he can't stay awake to watch it*

(00:08:49) DrInvertigone: I'm getting tired.
(00:09:20) DrInvertigone: That's me. The 23-year-old grandpa.
(00:09:27) GoldenJimbo007: virgin*
(00:09:38) Infilament: hawks playing the most exciting NHL game in months and alec can barely keep his eyes open
(00:09:47) DrInvertigone: True. But It's not something I frown upon or look at.
(00:10:24) DrInvertigone: Let society give me stigma for being a virgin. When it happens, it happens. I'm focused on being Corey the Conqueror and working my tail off this Summer.
(00:10:38) GoldenJimbo007: More like Corey the Cuntslayer
(00:10:54) GoldenJimbo007: Infil the Iron-dick
(00:11:26) GoldenJimbo007: Third the twisty-testicles
(00:11:31) Thiradell: lol
(00:11:36) DrInvertigone: Although, technically, it is biologically possible for somebody to be a grandpa at 23.
(00:11:36) GoldenJimbo007: Tyler the testicle twister
(00:11:57) DKK5: DK Very Small, Very Limp, Penis
(00:12:00) Infilament: being a testicle twister and having twisty-testicles p different things imo
(00:12:09) GoldenJimbo007: I know :-(
(00:12:16) Thiradell: I've received numerous compliments on my entwined members
(00:12:22) DrInvertigone: I'm not specifying myself. I'm saying, I think there was one couple that were parents at like 8-9 years old.
(00:12:39) GoldenJimbo007: Don't think I got my first boner until I was 14, that's impossible
(00:14:15) ngonhislaptop: more strange was that it was still 10 more years before Jim first saw it
(00:14:23) Infilament: loool
(00:14:28) GoldenJimbo007: LOL
ID #564
Occurred: 18 Aug 2012
Submitted: 19 Aug 2012, 1:35 AM
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Rating: 1.600/4 (10 votes)
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(18:54:13) HistoricToast: wish i had an emoticon
(18:54:47) DrInvertigone: They're called emoticons? For some reason I thought all these years they were known as "emoctions"
(18:54:55) HistoricToast: so you're an idiot
(18:55:04) TopRogue7: loool
(18:55:23) TopRogue7: i don't have enough faces to palm
(18:55:47) wheatrich: it brought a smile to my face, it's alec's best ever joke
(18:56:16) TopRogue7: would you say it brought a :) to your face?
ID #331
Occurred: May 12 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (28 votes)
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mjf345 (8:52:04 PM): hm, let's see how many edits i have so far on the wiki...
mjf345 (8:52:15 PM): still not 500...
mjf345 (8:52:32 PM): 404
Regular Civilian (8:52:55 PM): Number not found?
mjf345 (8:53:39 PM): what do you mean by "Number not found?"?
Regular Civilian (8:54:30 PM): geek'd
ID #497
Occurred: 18 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 3.421/4 (19 votes)
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AlecBoy006: It's just that, people at school both students and teachers, more or so the latter, believe I have a voice for radio.
rshepherd1000: *face
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