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ID #581
Occurred: 12 Jul 2014
Submitted: 21 Oct 2014, 11:04 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
GoldenJ007 (3:28:54 PM): Talked to a Christina in Green Bay who knew you quite well Ng
GoldenJ007 (3:28:59 PM): We discussed you for a good 10 minutes!
Im Ngamer (3:31:59 PM): yeah Christina's cool we worked together quite a bit when she was still in Appleton
GoldenJ007 (3:32:43 PM): She's got a nice little corner office here
CarathornPD (3:33:05 PM): who is Christina
CarathornPD (3:33:14 PM): I have no idea what ppl are talking about in this chat
CarathornPD (3:33:17 PM): ive been away for too long
isthatagoodlinux (3:33:20 PM): christina was ngamer's work wife
CarathornPD (3:33:28 PM): what is a work wife?
GoldenJ007 (3:33:36 PM): He has a girl he's in love with but only at work
Im Ngamer (3:33:37 PM): Work Wife is a situation like Jim and Pam on The Office
CarathornPD (3:33:45 PM): the closest ngamer will ever get to a work wife is work wifi
ID #132
Occurred: Jul 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.259/4 (27 votes)
YourElitenessPD (12:03:06 AM): Cyberscore PD skin update!
YourElitenessPD (12:03:11 AM): My help button is finished!
NgamerAtWork (12:07:36 AM): this skin shall own all other skins!
NgamerAtWork (12:08:46 AM): as part of the skin, are you able to change layout options? such as, moving Community to the bottom, or whatnot
YourElitenessPD (12:08:57 AM): Yeah, I can change anything
NgamerAtWork (12:10:44 AM): is there any way to change how cyberscore is in the midst of a hopeless proof situation, which will collapse in upon the site whenever it tries to expand?
YourElitenessPD (12:11:06 AM): Umm
YourElitenessPD (12:11:18 AM): Not by skinning, no
YourElitenessPD (12:11:28 AM): Unless I make all the scores the same colour as the background
ID #334
Occurred: May 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.370/4 (27 votes)
CieloAzor (5:00:18 PM): DeathShang (3:57:35 PM): what rash? lol, do i wanna know?
CieloAzor (5:00:26 PM): I was really hoping that comment wasn't about me. :-\
CieloAzor (5:00:34 PM): Dang you, Come!
Im Ngamer (5:00:41 PM): haha! but somehow you knew
Im Ngamer (5:01:03 PM): your ears weren't the only things burning!
ID #346
Occurred: Jun 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.923/4 (26 votes)
StvnHaley (1:07:17 AM): integrals are about the hardest thing we are doing this year
octoinky (1:07:37 AM): we did some pretty monster integrals a while back
CieloAzor (1:07:59 AM): Me and indefinite integrals are like BloodE and girls.
CieloAzor (1:08:05 AM): I wouldn't know what to do with one if I had one.
ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours

Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
ID #63
Occurred: Jan 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.719/4 (32 votes)
COME as u r337 (10:10:28 AM): you should've put "making up weaknesses" as a weakness
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:36 AM): well yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:42 AM): that's the perennial favourite
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:47 AM): "name three of your weaknesses"
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:52 AM): "1. filling in forms"
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:56 AM): "2. ...................."
Stickmansam 1024 (10:11:00 AM): "3. ...................."
ID #397
Occurred: 18 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:21 PM
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Rating: 1.609/4 (23 votes)
Mallow0519 (4:26:46 PM): ...
comeasur337 (4:26:53 PM): Hi Mallow
comeasur337 (4:27:28 PM): Whats up?
Mallow0519 (4:27:35 PM): i just installed AIM
comeasur337 (4:27:39 PM): cool
comeasur337 (4:27:50 PM): yeah.. noticed youve not been on lately
Cyber1166 (4:28:00 PM): what happened?
Mallow0519 (4:28:10 PM): i uninstalled it ...
Cyber1166 (4:28:32 PM): aw... that wasn't a very good story
comeasur337 (4:28:36 PM): yeah
comeasur337 (4:28:42 PM): i expected like.. a bear attack
Cyber1166 (4:28:59 PM): try it again, and this time, funny it up
Mallow0519 (4:29:33 PM): yeah, ok... i uninstalled aim so I wouldn't have to ask it (aim) to sit and rotate on my penis every minute of my life
Cyber1166 (4:29:49 PM): haha! much better
ID #303
Occurred: Apr 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.346/4 (26 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (3:30:00 PM): karl of sc!
Regular Civilian (3:30:17 PM): I'm just like Karl
Regular Civilian (3:30:23 PM): except not as good
BloodE of Sorrow (3:30:33 PM): and less foul mouthed
Regular Civilian (3:30:46 PM): yeah, that too
Regular Civilian (3:31:01 PM): and I don't suck Matt Cook's cock
ID #383
Occurred: 22 Aug 2006
Submitted: 22 Aug 2006, 3:15 PM
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Rating: 2.885/4 (26 votes)
*QB's cousin Qwalm and Derek Clark sign up for the last two Fantasy Football spots*
*Clark names his team "Apologetic Rapists." Qwalm names his team "My Penis"*

Come: I hope Come will eclipse My Penis this year!
Ngamer: In Week One, My Penis will be cut down to size!
Neo: I can't wait to tear My Penis a new one!
QB: I'm gonna beat My Penis and then lick Come!

Ngamer: Oh jeez... with the schedule breaking down the way it does, I can already tell that the tension is going to be mounting all season. I simply can't wait for Week 9; there's no telling what Apologetic Rapists are going to do when they get their hands on My Penis.

QB: Apologetic Rapists eh? I'm pretty sure Qwalm will find that team name in poor taste. I'm pretty sure My Penis won't stand for Apologetic Rapists.

QB: At first, I thought My Penis was a bit obscene. But after further reflection, I must credit it for being short and to the point. Needless to say, My Penis is really growing on me!

Qwalm: For the love of all that is holy, keep My Penis out of your mouths.

Ngamer: My apologies, Qwalm. You make a strong point; it seems as though My Penis has been on the tip of my tongue every night this week!
ID #164
Occurred: Aug 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.409/4 (44 votes)
BadassFal (1:20:25 AM): ha, i cant believe it, my brother has finally lost his virginity at the age of 22 haha
WouterJ007 (1:26:51 AM): oh! 22 you say? ah!! 1 year to go for me
BadassFal (1:27:07 AM): haha!
WouterJ007 (1:45:19 AM): what about you fal
AlexPenev1 (1:55:20 AM): Didn't you hear? Fal also lost his virginity. Same place and time as his brother.
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