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*Alec's team goes to overtime in a critical playoff game, but he can't stay awake to watch it*

(00:08:49) DrInvertigone: I'm getting tired.
(00:09:20) DrInvertigone: That's me. The 23-year-old grandpa.
(00:09:27) GoldenJ007: virgin*
(00:09:38) Infilament: hawks playing the most exciting NHL game in months and alec can barely keep his eyes open
(00:09:47) DrInvertigone: True. But It's not something I frown upon or look at.
(00:10:24) DrInvertigone: Let society give me stigma for being a virgin. When it happens, it happens. I'm focused on being Corey the Conqueror and working my tail off this Summer.
(00:10:38) GoldenJ007: More like Corey the Cuntslayer
(00:10:54) GoldenJ007: Infil the Iron-dick
(00:11:26) GoldenJ007: Third the twisty-testicles
(00:11:31) Thiradell: lol
(00:11:36) DrInvertigone: Although, technically, it is biologically possible for somebody to be a grandpa at 23.
(00:11:36) GoldenJ007: Tyler the testicle twister
(00:11:57) DKK5: DK Very Small, Very Limp, Penis
(00:12:00) Infilament: being a testicle twister and having twisty-testicles p different things imo
(00:12:09) GoldenJ007: I know :-(
(00:12:16) Thiradell: I've received numerous compliments on my entwined members
(00:12:22) DrInvertigone: I'm not specifying myself. I'm saying, I think there was one couple that were parents at like 8-9 years old.
(00:12:39) GoldenJ007: Don't think I got my first boner until I was 14, that's impossible
(00:14:15) ngonhislaptop: more strange was that it was still 10 more years before Jim first saw it
(00:14:23) Infilament: loool
(00:14:28) GoldenJ007: LOL

HiddeNVillsgEoo7: rate the following athletes in terms of OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY;
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: David Villa
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sven Kramer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Tony Stewart
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: John Daly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sidney Crosby
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Bobby Fischer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Ken Jennings
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Albert Pujols
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Usain Bolt
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Michael Phelps
dragondragon18: Crosby before he got hurt?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: I don't think there is a worse POSSIBLE thing to say after that list
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: a random word generator would have said something more relevant
carathornpd: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Im Ngamer (11:37:52 PM): Jim, a friend at work is giving away kittens, would you like one?
GoldenJ007 (11:38:08 PM): Seriously?
GoldenJ007 (11:38:09 PM): Sure
CarathornPD (11:38:17 PM): they are not for eating
Thiradell (11:38:20 PM): hahaha
GoldenJ007 (11:38:21 PM): bah
CieloAzor (11:38:32 PM): so nevermind?

*Alec's favorite team the Chicago Blackhawks make the Championship series, but he keeps picking them to lose every game along the way*

(23:26:27) DrInvertigone: I honestly think it'll be Ducks in 3.
(23:26:44) DrInvertigone: Hawks have no chance.
(23:30:59) Infilament: you are literally the worst, alec
(23:31:00) Thiradell: 3?
(23:31:21) DrInvertigone: Yes. Ducks in 3.
(23:31:32) DrInvertigone: Hawks might as well not show up.
(23:32:53) Infilament: how serious are you
(23:33:28) DrInvertigone: Close to 100.
(23:33:39) Infilament: then you can shut the FUCK up
(23:33:49) isthatagoodt: time to block this fool
(23:34:04) DrInvertigone: Actually it's only beginning.
(23:38:10) Infilament: alec i'm legitimately insulted at your hawks pred
(23:38:24) Infilament: you have won 8 games and lost 2
(23:38:35) Infilament: and you have predicted your team would lose every single fucking game
(23:38:36) Thiradell: lol

(00:16:26) GoldenJ007: Corey serious question since I don't follow hockey, what are the Hawk's chances?
(00:16:44) DrInvertigone: Ducks will squash a train through the Hawks.
(00:16:58) GoldenJ007: Squash a train, the hell
(00:16:59) GoldenJ007: lol
(00:16:59) Thiradell: what percentage
(00:17:07) DrInvertigone: 000000000000000.1
(00:17:32) ngonhislaptop: Alec you need to use those 0s on the other side of the dot
(00:17:45) TopRogue7: lol
(00:18:01) DrInvertigone: There is a lot of rampant negativity from Hawks fans. I'm in the same boat.
(00:18:03) TopRogue7: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1
(00:18:26) TopRogue7: uh, i don't know a single hawks fan who has anything negative to say about the team
(00:18:39) TopRogue7: other than you who isn't really a hawks fan, but a Skip Bayless level troll
(00:19:17) DrInvertigone: Go on HF - Hockey's Future and look at the Hawks board. Lots of pessimism to be had.
(00:19:51) TopRogue7: so how many alt accounts did they let you make?
(00:19:53) GoldenJ007: You gonna follow the Bears much this season?
(00:20:10) DrInvertigone: Do I look like I have that much time?

Im Ngamer (6:50:21 PM): Come, did YE tell you the big news?
COME as u r337 (6:50:52 PM): He grew his first pubes?!?
Im Ngamer (6:51:08 PM): nay, maybe next year

GoldenJ007 (2:17:32 AM): Titanic = Infil's penis
GoldenJ007 (2:17:55 AM): A lot of similarities
SupaOdin (2:17:55 AM): jimbo is obsessed with it?
Regular Mg (2:18:04 AM): they made a movie about it?
GoldenJ007 (2:18:14 AM): it's been sitting idle in a deep dark place for years?
Infil12 (2:18:34 AM): it ran into an iceberg and broke in half?
CieloAzor (2:19:00 AM): lots of people rode on it?
CieloAzor (2:19:03 AM): both men and women?
Infil12 (2:19:09 AM): and children
SupaOdin (2:19:15 AM): oh my
GoldenJ007 (2:19:15 AM): and 6 dogs!
GoldenJ007 (2:19:27 AM): Three of which survived!
Im Ngamer (2:19:35 AM): there weren't enough rubbers to go around, so only the women and children got them?
Infil12 (2:19:47 AM): the captain went down on the ship?
GoldenJ007 (2:20:32 AM): Distress calls were heard and the nearest rescue was hours away?
Infil12 (2:20:35 AM): jim would pay good money to see it?
CieloAzor (2:20:42 AM): thousands of men and women rode it and they all went down on it?
Regular Mg (2:20:56 AM): not all of them
Regular Mg (2:21:08 AM): there were some survivors
GoldenJ007 (2:21:17 AM): All of whom are dead now
Im Ngamer (2:24:30 AM): it takes a $500,000 robot to get a piece of the action these days?
CieloAzor (2:24:31 AM): the poopdeck was the last place to get filled?
CieloAzor (2:27:03 AM): it had a memorable cameo in Ghostbusters II?
Infil12 (2:27:56 AM): millions of people paid $10 to spend 3 hours with it?
Infil12 (2:28:18 AM): kate winslet went topless on it?
CieloAzor (2:29:48 AM): it would take a crew of hundreds and a billion dollar budget just to lift it?
Infil12 (2:30:08 AM): it's been submerged in fluids for decades?
Infil12 (2:30:37 AM): its maiden voyage was also its last?
CieloAzor (2:30:48 AM): crabs live on it?
CieloAzor (2:31:56 AM): it's been out of use for so long that it's turning to dust?
Infil12 (2:33:58 AM): people who stowed away on it wished they hadn't?
Infil12 (2:35:46 AM): people spent four days on it before the first sign of trouble?
Infil12 (2:36:30 AM): it spent most of its life erect?
GoldenJ007 (2:37:40 AM): It was powered by a triple-screw system?
Infil12 (2:37:59 AM): it was doing fine until it took on a little water?
Regular Mg (2:38:05 AM): It had a capacity of over 1,000 people?
GoldenJ007 (2:38:44 AM): It couldn't support itself long when standing at a high angle?
Infil12 (2:39:50 AM): people think they're flying when they ride on the tip of it?
GoldenJ007 (2:40:14 AM): It has a popular simulation video made around its maiden voyage?
Infil12 (2:41:34 AM): it was considered indestructible until it ran into something else hard?
Regular Mg (2:42:27 AM): People have spent the past half hour commenting on it in an AIM chatroom?

(20:02:33) COME as u r337: time for..
(20:02:34) COME as u r337: poop!
(20:02:37) Blueline Goddess: heheh
(20:03:27) Im Ngamer: don't encourage him!
(20:03:41) Im Ngamer: we'll never potty-train him at this rate
(20:12:54) Blueline Goddess: just like the absentee father to come in and attempt to tell me how to parent MY child!
(20:13:29) Im Ngamer: I was thinking of him more as a puppy dog
(20:13:36) Im Ngamer: but that works too I guess
(20:13:51) Blueline Goddess: hmm, incest or beastiality... *thinks*
(20:14:14) Im Ngamer: I guess it depends on the breed, for me
(20:14:13) StvnHaley: in time its gonna have the same end result so it really doesnt matter

CieloAzor (12:10:31 AM): Nope. I'm Ares.
CieloAzor (12:10:40 AM): Hopefully you mentioned me.
COME as u r337 (12:14:45 AM): Was Ares the god of STDs?
CieloAzor (12:15:31 AM): I think that was Herpes.

(22:45:22) Infil1212: i enjoy VA each year but feel like this past year (meeting glen and playing SF) was the one big thing i wanted to get out of VA that i hadn't
(22:46:02) Infil1212: so attending this coming year would be nice but it doesn't feel like a priority, i guess
(22:46:14) wheatrich: but you could meet alec!
(22:47:40) DrInvertigone: I just want to go. No matter what we do.
(22:47:54) Infil1212: what if you're the only person who goes, alec
(22:48:23) DrInvertigone: I guess I win the Kart and GE Championships by default?
(22:48:50) wheatrich: wait a second alec, you still have to beat the CPUs in kart

Im Ngamer (10:31:11 PM): did Bonds homer?
CieloAzor (10:31:38 PM): No.
Im Ngamer (10:31:49 PM): good
octoinky (10:31:57 PM): lol why good?
CieloAzor (10:32:25 PM): Cause he's a jerk?
octoinky (10:32:36 PM): the media is worse
octoinky (10:32:47 PM): wouldn't you be a little sick of all of that by now?
Im Ngamer (10:33:03 PM): I'd be sick for alot of reasons if I was Bonds
Im Ngamer (10:33:10 PM): with all I was injecting into myself