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ID #603
Occurred: 13 Feb 2020
Submitted: 13 Feb 2020, 6:30 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (2 votes)
Neo is going to renew his passport

[7:12 AM] Jimbo: Speaking of no patience and passports
[7:12 AM] Jimbo: That's the primary reason I never applied for one... Sounds like a stupid process and I don't want to pay the $100
[7:13 AM] Jimbo: Although going to Costa Rica would be p amazing this time of year
[10:34 AM] <isthatagoodthing> Passport application was so easy. We drove to a post office that did photos too, had the whole thing sorted in a few minutes, and got it in the mail a few weeks later.
[1:45 PM] ~Ng: yeah the process wasn't too bad for us when the whole family got them in 2012 (for our UK trip)
[1:56 PM] ~Ng: but this is Jim we're talking so I'm sure something would go wrong, he'd explode at the passport lady, and the end result is a night in jail and 5 years on the No Fly List
[2:27 PM] Infilament: considering the power of owning a passport for a country, i'm not sure the process could be easier for such an important document
[2:28 PM] Infilament: not being able to leave the country without several months notice sounds like not a particularly good idea
[3:23 PM] Thira: The ol’ triple negative
[3:23 PM] Thira: Actually can’t quite parse that one so I’ll just guess
[3:27 PM] Infilament: not owning a non-passport? far from unthinkable!
[3:32 PM] Thira: Lmao
ID #127
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:34 AM): And now it's time for...Family Fued!
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:38 AM): Feud*
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:57 AM): I'm sore, I meant sued.
JamesBond315xxx (12:59:04 AM): sorry*
Obfuscation314 (12:59:57 AM): Too many typos. I'm suing your family!
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:10 AM): NO! I knew this was coming
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:23 AM): *jumps out widow*
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:32 AM): ,,,You know what I meant.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:02 AM): That must have hurt.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:12 AM): For both parties.
ID #241
Occurred: Sep 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.633/4 (30 votes)
(02:18:19) COME as u r337: I watch porn for the articles.
ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
ID #492
Occurred: 6 Aug 2008
Submitted: 8 Aug 2008, 7:37 AM
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Rating: 3.143/4 (21 votes)
dragondragon18 (14:21:18): jim wants to leave a day earlier if possible
BluelineGoddess (14:21:37): just so there's only 3 of you in the van rofl
wheatrich (14:21:42): will anyone be there a day earlier?
dragondragon18 (14:21:53): well, we'd get there tuesday night
DKK5 (14:22:26): "Goddammit"
wheatrich (14:22:27): right but will anyone BE there
wheatrich (14:22:35): as in the weathertons
dragondragon18 (14:22:40): we will!
DKK5 (14:22:53): They can sleep in the van if nobody is there
DKK5 (14:23:00): Since there's only 3 people
wheatrich (14:23:13): not sure 3 would fit so well sleeping all at once
wheatrich (14:23:26): but the van can easily hold 4 I don't know what jim's problem is
BluelineGoddess (14:23:26): 3 people don't need much room
wheatrich (14:23:43): I think he wants to sleep on the way in/out
DKK5 (14:23:57): "You try keeping 4 people happy in the van *kicks you in the nuts*"
wheatrich (14:23:59): but there still should be some room for that given we're not taking sleeping stuff like last year
wheatrich (14:24:10): and by we I mean they
wheatrich (14:24:19): since I'm not going in the van
DKK5 (14:24:57): It seems like Jim wants this entire meet catered to his interests as much as possible
BluelineGoddess (14:25:18): much like he wants life catered to him as much as possible
wheatrich (14:25:47): he knows enough caterers
ID #498
Occurred: 4 Feb 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 1.737/4 (19 votes)
AlecBoy006 (9:18:21 PM): The thing is, they are still determining the Senate.
AlecBoy006 (9:18:28 PM): Who knows how long it will carry on.
AlecBoy006 (9:18:46 PM): I think Franken should get the seat.
AlecBoy006 (9:19:09 PM): He lead the percentage vote and popular vote.
isthatagoodt (9:19:15 PM): .....
isthatagoodt (9:19:16 PM): Corey
isthatagoodt (9:19:18 PM): .....
isthatagoodt (9:19:18 PM): WTF
BluelineGoddess (9:20:25 PM): are we thinking popular and electoral maybe?
isthatagoodt (9:20:33 PM): I don't know WHAT he's thinking
AlecBoy006 (9:20:45 PM): Franken's percentage: 41.991%
BluelineGoddess (9:20:47 PM): like I think certain counties are worth more in state races
AlecBoy006 (9:20:54 PM): Coleman: 41.984%
AlecBoy006 (9:21:19 PM): Franken popular vote: 1,212,431
AlecBoy006 (9:21:25 PM): Coleman 1,212,206
BluelineGoddess (9:21:33 PM): well obv popular and percentage will match up
isthatagoodt (9:21:34 PM): so coleman lost by just over 200 votes
isthatagoodt (9:21:37 PM): the vote total
isthatagoodt (9:21:39 PM): and the percentage
isthatagoodt (9:21:42 PM): are functions of each other!
isthatagoodt (9:21:43 PM): silly!!!
AlecBoy006 (9:22:15 PM): He won the popular of the vote and had the higher percentage of the votes.
isthatagoodt (9:22:16 PM): ........
isthatagoodt (9:22:23 PM): Yes
BluelineGoddess (9:22:24 PM): uh
isthatagoodt (9:22:25 PM): He had the higher percentage
isthatagoodt (9:22:27 PM): that's why he WON
BluelineGoddess (9:22:34 PM): that's implied with having the most votes
isthatagoodt (9:22:38 PM): thats why he had the highest percentage
BluelineGoddess (9:22:41 PM): you can't have fewer votes and a higher percentage
AlecBoy006 (9:24:43 PM): Yes. Because he had more votes he gets a higher percentage.
isthatagoodt (9:25:07 PM): Really?
AlecBoy006 (9:25:07 PM): Yes.
BluelineGoddess (9:25:15 PM): they sky is blue, when I look up I see cobalt.
BluelineGoddess (9:25:22 PM): holy redundancy
isthatagoodt (9:25:26 PM): But if Barry Bonds had more hits in the same amount of at bats as Chipper Jones, who would have the higher batting average
AlecBoy006 (9:25:50 PM): Wouldn't Bonds get it? Cause it's hits divided by at bats.
Thiradell (9:25:55 PM): lol
Thiradell (9:25:56 PM): Very good.
isthatagoodt (9:26:00 PM): Yeah but what if Jones won the percentage?
AlecBoy006 (9:26:12 PM): I suppose it wouldn't count.
Thiradell (9:26:18 PM): Oh Lord.
ID #148
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (28 votes)
Do not eat your controller. I can't stress this one enough.
~ Derek Clark, Game Rage part 4
ID #12
Occurred: May 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (33 votes)
CyarcX (4:02:20 PM): your mistakes so far are
CyarcX (4:02:27 PM): Ghaleon
CyarcX (4:02:33 PM): Luca
CyarcX (4:02:41 PM): CATS
CyarcX (4:02:43 PM): Sin
CyarcX (4:02:48 PM): Ridley
CyarcX (4:02:56 PM): and now Ocelot
CyarcX (4:05:52 PM): wait, sorry QB
CyarcX (4:05:57 PM): you also missed
CyarcX (4:05:59 PM): Andross
CieloAzor (4:06:02 PM): fuck you.
CyarcX (4:06:51 PM): sorry, I can only keep track of as many losses as I have fingers - you're starting to push my limits
CieloAzor (4:07:22 PM): *face reddens and shakes*
CieloAzor (4:08:13 PM): I'm about to explode with mock anger.
ID #513
Occurred: 19 Aug 2009
Submitted: 20 Aug 2009, 12:43 AM
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Rating: 3.412/4 (17 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:37:52 PM): Jim, a friend at work is giving away kittens, would you like one?
GoldenJ007 (11:38:08 PM): Seriously?
GoldenJ007 (11:38:09 PM): Sure
CarathornPD (11:38:17 PM): they are not for eating
Thiradell (11:38:20 PM): hahaha
GoldenJ007 (11:38:21 PM): bah
CieloAzor (11:38:32 PM): so nevermind?
ID #167
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.483/4 (29 votes)
l34ss l3oost (11:04:04 AM): i wish thomas would come on lol
l34ss l3oost (11:04:09 AM): hes like the best guy to talk to
COME as u r337 (11:04:17 AM): lol doesn't deserve that.
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