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ID #27
Occurred: 15 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:40 PM): My phone number is 0123 456 7890
Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:57 PM): You would not believe the amount of idiots who call me
COME as u r337 (3:54:24 PM): like.. your parents?
COME as u r337 (3:54:26 PM): and friends?
Stickmansam 1024 (3:55:26 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (3:56:01 PM): some random guy calls me, "Hey son, how's college going?" I'm like "dude, get the hell off my phone"
ID #373
Occurred: 26 Jul 2006
Submitted: 26 Jul 2006, 10:33 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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COME as u r337 (22:27:58): board top updated
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:02): will those stats be posted anywhere?
COME as u r337 (22:29:10): in that topic!
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:36): you could do interesting distinctions
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:39): like uncircumsized player with most WRs
RyanWhiteGoose (22:30:01): well, who knows about boss or YE
RyanWhiteGoose (22:30:07): think they'll post there?
Im Ngamer (22:31:29): Boss doesn't need to post ther-
Im Ngamer (22:33:30 PM): nevermind
RyanWhiteGoose (22:33:50 PM): we'll ask karl about YE then
Regular Civilian (22:34:03 PM): and the rest of Australia for that matter
ID #205
Occurred: Sep 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (18:00:08): the-elite.net - because you can't masturbate ALL the time
ID #536
Occurred: 14 Sep 2010
Submitted: 15 Sep 2010, 2:22 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (14 votes)
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9:19:33 carathornpd: temped to post HEAR ME on jimbos last facebook update
9:19:37 BluelineGoddess: DO IT
9:19:43 carathornpd: done
9:19:46 carathornpd: ffs dayle
9:19:49 carathornpd: YOU MADE ME DO IT
9:19:49 newershadow: maybe that will get him in chat

9:19:38 Ngonhislaptop: Ritch, is the moped big enough for you both to ride?
9:19:46 rachielynn26: I didn't look much at it.
9:19:48 comeasur337: the moped isn't big enough for JIM
9:20:06 BluelineGoddess: lol Steve almost got me to spray water out my nose
9:20:19 carathornpd: WHAHAHAHAHA come
9:20:25 polyamorous527: ritch have jimbo ride the moped naked
9:20:29 polyamorous527: and take pictures
9:20:35 carathornpd: oh god
9:20:37 carathornpd: tyler pwn
9:21:04 thiradell: I'm pretty sure we could destroy any Jimbo status
9:21:06 thiradell: me Cara and Come

*later*
11:18:11: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
11:19:27 goldenjimbo007: welp
11:19:40 goldenjimbo007: No point in having a status on facebook for a while
ID #329
Occurred: May 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.929/4 (28 votes)
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*following a heated debate on religion and beliefs*
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:28 PM): well... it doesn't really matter what you believe until everything in the universe has been fully explained
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:31 PM): which will never happen
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:34 PM): thats my belief
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:54 PM): besides... it's our minds that creates the universe in a way
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:56 PM): SZ is a philosopher
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:26 PM): well... I'm fascinated over why anything exists at all
Regular Civilian (7:13:36 PM): This is what he's like when Sam isn't around.
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:50 PM): well, why are we all here?
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:56 PM): it makes no logical sense really
RyanWhiteGoose (7:14:10 PM): what did God plan on achieving by creating things?
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:30 PM): the obvious question would be, who created god?
*SZ continues for a bit longer until...*
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Curbstomp41 (7:19:45 PM): you guys have interesting conversations
ShadowZeroPD (7:20:08 PM): my penis had an interesting conversation with din mor's vagina last night
ID #285
Occurred: Mar 10 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.964/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:16:04 PM): Seen that site that sells pens?
CieloAzor (5:16:08 PM): Pen Island
CieloAzor (5:16:13 PM): Aka Penis Land
Im Ngamer (5:16:22 PM): dang it Q! that was implied
CieloAzor (5:16:35 PM): YOU'RE IMPLIED!
Im Ngamer (5:17:07 PM): no, my imp only tells the truth
Im Ngamer (5:17:12 PM): I raised him right
ID #540
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 16 Oct 2010, 1:01 AM
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Rating: 1.917/4 (12 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:07 PM): So everyone at work got wind of the Jimbo tour that Jon made in Nov 09
Scott (11:48:15 PM): How did they like it?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:16 PM): Man this morning sucked!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:27 PM): "apple spice candles, Jimbo?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:32 PM): "Titanic and Boston Terriers?"
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:39 PM): "Eat some vegetables, fuck"
Scott (11:48:40 PM): How many people are we talking?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:43 PM): 20ish
Scott (11:48:50 PM): They all watched it together?
DKK5 (11:48:55 PM): How did they find out?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:55 PM): Yep
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:03 PM): One guy found it while watching some GE vids
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:08 PM): Linked it to his buddy there
GoldenJimbo007 (11:50:00 PM): I walked in this morning to see everyone watching a vid, at the time I didn't know it was the house tour
ID #30
Occurred: Jan 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.483/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:46 PM): part of my secret identity as a hitman who kills solely commercials and advertisements
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:55 PM): it's a great character
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:00 PM): but a nightmare to market
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:19 PM): *action music*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:23 PM): ONE MAN
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:25 PM): IN A WORLD
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:30 PM): WHERE ALL THE RULES
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:33 PM): HAVE CHANGED
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:36 PM): FOR THE WORSE
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:54 PM): "Everybody I've told about the file is dead!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:58 PM): *huge explosion*
katslover42 (3:03:10 PM): "Dammit, Sam, these aren't just Ads, they are people's lifes!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:19 PM): *shoots speaker*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:43 PM): "There's one place left to try."
katslover42 (3:03:49 PM): "Sam, we just got the call, the school is packed with kids AND computers...without AdBlock or AdAware"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:18 PM): "I'm going in alone."
"It's suicide! The place is crawling with Bonzis!"
katslover42 (3:04:38 PM): "Try our new penis enhancing pills!"
katslover42 (3:04:55 PM): "Enhance this, mother#*&$er"
katslover42 (3:05:04 PM): *gunshot*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:41 PM): SAM HUGHES IS
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:45 PM): THE AD KILLER
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:54 PM): ***FALL 2005***
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:58 PM): this film is not yet rated
Stickmansam 1024 (3:05:41 PM): except like I say, the entire ad campaign FOR that movie is totally contradictory
katslover42 (3:05:48 PM): Yea
katslover42 (3:05:55 PM): That's highly ammusing in and of itself
katslover42 (3:06:07 PM): There shall be pop up ads for it, and pop up ad games where you must kill the pop up ads.
katslover42 (3:06:17 PM): *ad pops up* "Click to Kill!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:21 PM): it's a marketing nightmare
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:35 PM): although we could sell branded ad-blocking software
katslover42 (3:06:41 PM): True
katslover42 (3:06:43 PM): With free guns.
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:48 PM): and a Billboard-Burner(TM)
ID #6
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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J Eternia F (7:45:28 PM): off to Sin City!
(7:45:34 PM) J Eternia F has left the room.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:50 PM): It's "Cincinnati", Shade
ID #441
Occurred: 6 Aug 2007
Submitted: 17 Aug 2007, 2:21 AM
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Rating: 3.320/4 (25 votes)
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*Jimbo pulls into a gas station in Ohio, driving Ngamer and wheat*
Jimbo: Whoa, a gallon of Pepsi for 89 cents? I've got to do this!
*gets out of the car, walks into the wrong building*
*stumbles into right building, but is told he has to pick up his Pepsi from the stand outside*
wheat: Okay, this is just getting ridiculous.
*attempts to pay for 89 cent purchase with credit card. credit card machine breaks*
Ngamer: Well, he's done it. This is the new WR for longest Pepsi purchase.
*sits around another 5 minutes before finally paying with a dollar bill*
*FINALLY climbs back into the driver's seat with his Pepsi*
wheat: I guess we at least learned something... how many Jimbos does it take to buy a Pepsi?
Ngamer: Well, we might not know the exact answer, but it's sure as heck more than one.
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