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ID #579
Occurred: 18 Aug 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:36 PM
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Rating: 3.286/4 (7 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (6:26:32 PM): Re: depression topic
GoldenJimbo007 (6:26:40 PM): Pretty sure money would cure all depression I ever faced
Infilament (6:27:00 PM): jim, don't say meaningless stuff like that
Infilament (6:27:18 PM): there's no precedent in human history for that statement
DrInvertigone (6:27:24 PM): No, Ricky. He's right. Pretty sure a girlfriend would cure all depresion *I* ever faced.
Infilament (6:27:40 PM): sigh
Thiradell (7:00:06 PM): if you have a relationship that lasts at all, and that relationship ends, you will feel worse than you ever have before
Infilament (7:01:12 PM): have you experienced heartbreak to this extent?
DrInvertigone (7:02:07 PM): Yes. Constant rejection by women. By even men, to a lesser extent. Getting passed over when I applied for jobs. Other heartbreak: 2003 NLCS, Super Bowl 41, 2010 NFC Championship, 2013 Week 17, 2014 Western Conference Final Game 7.

Infilament (7:43:39 PM): alec do you think there is no deeper level of heartbreak possible than you've experienced?
DrInvertigone (7:43:56 PM): Oh, there is, but I might as well face it since I've faced a lot already.
Thiradell (7:44:01 PM): yikes
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:07 PM): that makes absolutely no sense
Thiradell (7:44:15 PM): might as well chop my arm off since I got a papercut
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:19 PM): lol

GoldenJimbo007 (8:31:52 PM): Corey I was almost offended when you listed sports near-misses as depression
DrInvertigone (8:33:04 PM): Your favorite team won in 2010. I wasn't alive in eighty-five!
Infilament (8:33:18 PM): says the guy who LITERALLY just lived through two championships for his favorite team
dragondragon18 (8:33:25 PM): but you were alive for the blackhawks stanley cup champs
DrInvertigone (8:33:27 PM): *Second favorite team.
Infilament (8:33:37 PM): okay, sorry, second favorite team
Infilament (8:33:39 PM): i'm really sorry for you
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:22 PM): Corey, I'll take you to a Brewers vs Athletics world series game this year
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:26 PM): Will you not be depressed then?
DrInvertigone (8:35:54 PM): It'll be off my bucket list. It'll give me temporary happiness, but eventually, maybe weeks or days later, I'll sink back into my sewer.
Infilament (8:36:11 PM): now replace "attend a world series game" with "be in a relationship"
Infilament (8:36:18 PM): and your statement EXACTLY applies the same way
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:10 PM): A fat bitchy republican girlfriend will do the same to you
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): Eventually you will slap her for burning your macaroni and cheese
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:25 PM): And you'll fight/argue and she'll break up with you
DrInvertigone (8:36:40 PM): Depends how Republican we are talking here.
Infilament (8:37:06 PM): lol
Infilament (8:37:18 PM): alec would never date a staunch right-wing girl?
DrInvertigone (8:37:37 PM): You could be conservative. Just don't be crazy.
Infilament (8:37:54 PM): aha! i found out alec's bottom line
Infilament (8:38:01 PM): any girl, as long as you're not a crazy conservative
GoldenJimbo007 (8:38:09 PM): Or Rachel
GoldenJimbo007 (8:38:55 PM): "So now he'd date me?" ~ Ritch (she was sitting behind Jim reading Chat)
DrInvertigone (8:39:21 PM): Well I wouldn't date her if I had already been in a relationship, but I'd date her to be my first to get it out of the way.
dragondragon18 (8:39:31 PM): wow
GoldenJimbo007 (8:39:42 PM): Rachel just went into fight mode lol
GoldenJimbo007 (8:39:45 PM): Holy shit I'm dying here
dragondragon18 (8:39:46 PM): lol
ID #540
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 16 Oct 2010, 1:01 AM
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Rating: 1.917/4 (12 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:07 PM): So everyone at work got wind of the Jimbo tour that Jon made in Nov 09
Scott (11:48:15 PM): How did they like it?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:16 PM): Man this morning sucked!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:27 PM): "apple spice candles, Jimbo?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:32 PM): "Titanic and Boston Terriers?"
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:39 PM): "Eat some vegetables, fuck"
Scott (11:48:40 PM): How many people are we talking?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:43 PM): 20ish
Scott (11:48:50 PM): They all watched it together?
DKK5 (11:48:55 PM): How did they find out?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:55 PM): Yep
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:03 PM): One guy found it while watching some GE vids
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:08 PM): Linked it to his buddy there
GoldenJimbo007 (11:50:00 PM): I walked in this morning to see everyone watching a vid, at the time I didn't know it was the house tour
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
Neo26988 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #276
Occurred: Feb 15 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.448/4 (29 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (18:00:42): newgrounds looks different!
dragondragon18 (18:00:49): in a good way?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:06): well its just the top bar thing with all the things
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:29): instead of squares with pictures beside them its a horizontal line of buttons with just words in them
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:33): and its orange and black
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:53): they are regular links - instead of flash links as the old one was
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:00): and the logo is less cartoony
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:29): but its not a new layout otherwise that
BloodE of Sorrow (18:03:38): oh and the slogan has changed from "The problems of the future, today" to "Everything, by everyone."
Im Ngamer (18:18:00): hey, anyone catch that new newgrounds look?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:04): >_>
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:12): Jon, you're trying to vex me
Im Ngamer (18:18:18): huh?
Im Ngamer (18:18:27): sorry Blood, you'll have to explain after work
ID #340
Occurred: Jun 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.630/4 (27 votes)
DeathShang: theres loads to see, just having the time to view it all. There is some ugly lasses around mind, but you`ve gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess
CieloAzor: heh
dragondragon18 has entered the room.
NathanStinson: *pulls out sword*
CieloAzor: drag!
CieloAzor: Slay him!
NathanStinson: *slays*
dragondragon18: *dies*
dragondragon18 has left the room.
NathanStinson: *cheers*
NathanStinson: where's the girl now, shang?
CieloAzor: He said you have to slay a few.
NathanStinson: dragondragon
NathanStinson: thats two
CieloAzor: Looks like he was #18.
ID #413
Occurred: 18 Feb 2007
Submitted: 18 Feb 2007, 2:07 PM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
CieloAzor: Ugh, what's with these Britney Spears headlines all the time.
CieloAzor: She's just famous for being famous now.
ShadowZeroPD: no idea, but I ignore them
ShadowZeroPD: if I wanted to look at trash I would open the garbage can
ID #503
Occurred: 4 Jun 2009
Submitted: 4 Jun 2009, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 3.105/4 (19 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:00 AM): Scott
isthatagoodt (1:19:04 AM): Yes?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:04 AM): try watching Armageddon with Sophia
isthatagoodt (1:19:09 AM): And...?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:12 AM): see who cries first
isthatagoodt (1:19:13 AM): Love that movie btw
Infil12 (1:20:01 AM): i cried when i watched armageddon, i'm not going to lie
Infil12 (1:20:09 AM): i couldn't believe the horrible physics i was watching
ID #322
Occurred: Apr 16 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.680/4 (25 votes)
Im Ngamer (12:38:34 AM): we should make an FPS multiplayer version of the training games from Ender's Game
Im Ngamer (12:40:44 AM): I bet it would be easy enough to run on the Half-Life Source engine
Infil12 (12:50:49 AM): you can't just take the Source source
Im Ngamer (12:51:23 AM): you're right infil... we might have to outsource the Source source first
Im Ngamer (12:51:46 AM): then again, are you sure we can't?
Im Ngamer (12:52:01 AM): I'd like to see your source on the Source source rumor
CieloAzor (12:52:51 AM): I think you'd be surprised by what Jon can do.
CieloAzor (12:53:04 AM): They don't call him The Sorcerer for nothing.
ID #70
Occurred: Jul 04 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (33 votes)
TopRogue7: I love N's random gay jokes.
TopRogue7: Anyone see his away message the other day?
Cyber1166: that away message got a pretty weak response, though... only two people out of like 40 got it
Cyber1166: Youse and Snap, as it was
Mr Food 9891: What message?
TopRogue7: "Out celebrating a recent supreme court ruling... Catch you later"
comeasur337: LMFGAO
ID #472
Occurred: 8 Mar 2008
Submitted: 8 Mar 2008, 4:44 PM
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Rating: 2.957/4 (23 votes)
DKK5 (9:28:32 PM): My parents were just at this wedding
DKK5 (9:28:40 PM): And Rex Grossman was there!
DKK5 (9:30:15 PM): I wonder if I should go to the reception to meet him
RyanWhiteGoose (9:30:26 PM): yeah do it
RyanWhiteGoose (9:30:43 PM): receptions are sick
rshepherd1000 (9:30:50 PM): hey
rshepherd1000 (9:31:00 PM): this would be rex's first reception!
rshepherd1000 (9:31:04 PM): ohohoho?
Blueline Goddess (9:31:10 PM): ohoho!
DKK5 (9:31:14 PM): ohoho
HistoricToast (9:32:53 PM): ohoho
Blueline Goddess (9:33:00 PM): ohoho
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