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ID #192
Occurred: Sep 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (28 votes)
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(01:35:24) KLuminate: i think the community is unhealthy for all of us
(01:35:28) KLuminate: we need to get to the real world
(01:35:32) KLuminate: were all decent guys
(01:35:42) KLuminate: but being here now....why are we not in bed, Sam?
(01:35:46) KLuminate: its 1.37 in the UK
(01:35:52) Stickmansam 1024: because I'm not attracted to you physically
ID #392
Occurred: 12 Oct 2006
Submitted: 12 Oct 2006, 4:30 PM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (21:16:56): what's that book you want Sam to read Come?
COME as u r337 (21:17:42): "The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence" by Ray Kurzweil
COME as u r337 (21:17:44): Why?
(21:23:26) The Illu has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (21:23:54): because I'm stopping at the library before work
The Illu (21:24:11): I see
Im Ngamer (21:24:51): Illu, shut your face!
The Illu (21:25:21): I see
The Illu (21:25:41): shit man!
The Illu (21:25:43): ok ok ok
ID #45
Occurred: Dec 16 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
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10:03:32 AM) YourElitenessPD has left the room.
(10:03:38 AM) YourElitenessPD has entered the room.
YourElitenessPD (10:03:40 AM): *gasp*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:43 AM): It's just you and me big boy
Cereal Fetish (10:03:45 AM): Dammit
YourElitenessPD (10:03:50 AM): *horrified*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:54 AM): *suspiciously moves away from Jon*
Cereal Fetish (10:04:00 AM): :-[
Cereal Fetish (10:04:18 AM): He tried to hit me in the mouth with his face
Cyber1166 (10:05:35 AM): whoops! sorry about that
Cyber1166 (10:06:12 AM): I thought you gave me the go-ahead
Cereal Fetish (10:06:22 AM): (I did)
Cereal Fetish (10:06:36 AM): (But YE is here, so I have to act like I didn't)
ID #426
Occurred: 18 May 2007
Submitted: 18 May 2007, 11:03 AM
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Rating: 2.870/4 (23 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (10:29:43): Hmm, I don't have the opening "You have joined chatroom "theelite"." line
COME as u r337 (10:30:01): nobody does, YE
COME as u r337 (10:30:07): its not giving entrance messages either
COME as u r337 (10:30:17): so people can enter and you wont know unless you notice them on the side
YourElitenessPD (10:30:27): Mad
YourElitenessPD (10:30:43): What about leaving?
COME as u r337 (10:31:04): thats still working fine
YourElitenessPD (10:31:12): *leaves a million times in a row*
COME as u r337 (10:34:15): Just once is fine with me.
CieloAzor (10:34:37): Zing!
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
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Neo1337 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
ID #463
Occurred: 23 Jan 2008
Submitted: 23 Jan 2008, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (24 votes)
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Blueline Goddess: my hair is lighter than it appears in pictures
Blueline Goddess: http://morganvalleystables.com/images/Dayle1987.jpg
RyanWhiteGoose: how old are you in that pic?
RyanWhiteGoose: you look kinda hot
RyanWhiteGoose: so Im guessing 15
Blueline Goddess: 7
RyanWhiteGoose: oh :s
RyanWhiteGoose: well thats really awkward
ID #30
Occurred: Jan 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.483/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:46 PM): part of my secret identity as a hitman who kills solely commercials and advertisements
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:55 PM): it's a great character
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:00 PM): but a nightmare to market
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:19 PM): *action music*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:23 PM): ONE MAN
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:25 PM): IN A WORLD
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:30 PM): WHERE ALL THE RULES
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:33 PM): HAVE CHANGED
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:36 PM): FOR THE WORSE
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:54 PM): "Everybody I've told about the file is dead!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:58 PM): *huge explosion*
katslover42 (3:03:10 PM): "Dammit, Sam, these aren't just Ads, they are people's lifes!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:19 PM): *shoots speaker*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:43 PM): "There's one place left to try."
katslover42 (3:03:49 PM): "Sam, we just got the call, the school is packed with kids AND computers...without AdBlock or AdAware"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:18 PM): "I'm going in alone."
"It's suicide! The place is crawling with Bonzis!"
katslover42 (3:04:38 PM): "Try our new penis enhancing pills!"
katslover42 (3:04:55 PM): "Enhance this, mother#*&$er"
katslover42 (3:05:04 PM): *gunshot*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:41 PM): SAM HUGHES IS
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:45 PM): THE AD KILLER
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:54 PM): ***FALL 2005***
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:58 PM): this film is not yet rated
Stickmansam 1024 (3:05:41 PM): except like I say, the entire ad campaign FOR that movie is totally contradictory
katslover42 (3:05:48 PM): Yea
katslover42 (3:05:55 PM): That's highly ammusing in and of itself
katslover42 (3:06:07 PM): There shall be pop up ads for it, and pop up ad games where you must kill the pop up ads.
katslover42 (3:06:17 PM): *ad pops up* "Click to Kill!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:21 PM): it's a marketing nightmare
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:35 PM): although we could sell branded ad-blocking software
katslover42 (3:06:41 PM): True
katslover42 (3:06:43 PM): With free guns.
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:48 PM): and a Billboard-Burner(TM)
ID #121
Occurred: Jul 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (00:44:44): Okay, question of the moment: What's on YOUR iPod?
Stickmansam 1024 (00:45:02): best answer I've heard so far is "evidence"
BloodE of Sorrow (00:45:35): i don't have an iPod
i337o (00:45:45): I bet you have the earphones
i337o (00:45:51): so it looks like you have one
i337o (00:46:00): while you listen to your casette player
ID #50
Occurred: Dec 29 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (29 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:34:42 AM): Better than sex
Cereal Fetish (2:34:45 AM): With a watermelon
Was He DUpgamer (2:34:54 AM): *pondering*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:08 AM): Not...that...I've ever done...that sort of thing
Cyber1166 (2:35:25 AM): hm... I suppose... after you already cut it in half
Cereal Fetish (2:35:39 AM): Over the summer there was a huge bin of them in the back room of my job
Cyber1166 (2:35:41 AM): it'd be pretty hard otherwise
Cereal Fetish (2:35:44 AM): I was like...*idea*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:50 AM): I could eat them all!
Was He DUpgamer (2:35:58 AM): LOL
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:06 AM): misdirection
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:17 AM): and no... you couldn't
Cereal Fetish (2:36:25 AM): I know...that's what made me sad
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:33 AM): so you raped them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:39 AM): instead
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:42 AM): bcs of the frustration
Cereal Fetish (2:36:45 AM): And I could do that to all of them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:54 AM): and you taped on a drawing you made on a napkin of ...Neo
Cereal Fetish (2:37:17 AM): Yeah, it was in pretty bad shape after the first few thrusts
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:18 AM): and you said "who's "the one" NOW bitch!!!"
Cereal Fetish (2:37:27 AM): so i started drawing directly on the watermelons themselves
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:40 AM): what a visual
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:45 AM): watermelons with smily faces
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:52 AM): or like...
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:55 AM): O faces
Cyber1166 (2:37:58 AM): oh, it wasn't the faces he drew
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:15 AM): NICE.
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:27 AM): *throws tact on floor and steps on it*
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:30 AM): that won't be coming back
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