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ID #100
Occurred: 11 Oct 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
Occurred: 11 Oct 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
Notice Date: 10/11/2003 11:37:37 PM
A user at IP address 147.226.5.4 logged into your account with the correct password at 10/11/2003 11:39:06 PM, but was rejected due to your security settings. If this was not you, then your account has been compromised and you should immediately change your password.
This e-mail is to let you know that the private e-mail address for the
account neofromaustralia has been changed to sgbryze@bsu.edu
If you did not authorize this change, you have the ability to suspend the
account to prevent it from being used.
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Neo1337: ooh, ooh, can I suspend the account with a lockdown code!
Neo1337: that sounds really fun!
comeasur337: no
comeasur337: you dont wanna do that
A user at IP address 147.226.5.4 logged into your account with the correct password at 10/11/2003 11:39:06 PM, but was rejected due to your security settings. If this was not you, then your account has been compromised and you should immediately change your password.
This e-mail is to let you know that the private e-mail address for the
account neofromaustralia has been changed to sgbryze@bsu.edu
If you did not authorize this change, you have the ability to suspend the
account to prevent it from being used.
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Neo1337: ooh, ooh, can I suspend the account with a lockdown code!
Neo1337: that sounds really fun!
comeasur337: no
comeasur337: you dont wanna do that
ID #411
Occurred: 25 Jan 2007
Submitted: 26 Jan 2007, 6:00 PM
Occurred: 25 Jan 2007
Submitted: 26 Jan 2007, 6:00 PM
Im Ngamer (2:42:35 PM): that's a good point, I didn't realize Casino Royale didn't get a nom this year
Im Ngamer (2:42:40 PM): thought it would have got something in Sound
Im Ngamer (2:42:43 PM): maybe Editing
Im Ngamer (2:43:01 PM): they usually throw action movies a bone there
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:13 PM): I nominated din mor for the sex category
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:23 PM): she lost to QBs mor though :(
Im Ngamer (2:44:04 PM): oh Blood, you are a cream-filled delight!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:08 PM): I filled din mor with cream
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:13 PM): man-cream
Im Ngamer (2:47:15 PM): ok, now you've crossed the line
Im Ngamer (2:47:23 PM): ...the line into hilarious!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:33 PM): I crossed din mors line
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:38 PM): her...sexline
(2:48:45 PM) BloodE of Sorrow has left the room.
Im Ngamer (2:49:46 PM): eh... he got a little too highbrow for me there at the end
Im Ngamer (2:50:00 PM): needs to stick to his blue collar material
Im Ngamer (2:42:40 PM): thought it would have got something in Sound
Im Ngamer (2:42:43 PM): maybe Editing
Im Ngamer (2:43:01 PM): they usually throw action movies a bone there
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:13 PM): I nominated din mor for the sex category
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:23 PM): she lost to QBs mor though :(
Im Ngamer (2:44:04 PM): oh Blood, you are a cream-filled delight!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:08 PM): I filled din mor with cream
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:13 PM): man-cream
Im Ngamer (2:47:15 PM): ok, now you've crossed the line
Im Ngamer (2:47:23 PM): ...the line into hilarious!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:33 PM): I crossed din mors line
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:38 PM): her...sexline
(2:48:45 PM) BloodE of Sorrow has left the room.
Im Ngamer (2:49:46 PM): eh... he got a little too highbrow for me there at the end
Im Ngamer (2:50:00 PM): needs to stick to his blue collar material
ID #592
Occurred: 22 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:30 PM
Occurred: 22 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:30 PM
(20:25:09) GoldenJ007: Yep just microwaved some ice cream
(20:25:13) GoldenJ007: Love me some soft serve
(20:25:21) TopRogue7: lol
(20:25:26) Infil1212: yz literally throwing up in his mouth right now
(20:25:41) TopRogue7: [x] wisconsin
(20:26:34) TopRogue7: wait, he has a fridge? why, he never eats leftovers
(20:27:05) GoldenJ007: I put pizza straight from the oven into the freezer to not burn myself
(20:27:13) GoldenJ007: I never have leftovers that's correct
(20:27:35) TopRogue7: yeah, who can wait 40 seconds for pizza to cool down
(20:27:40) GoldenJ007: 5 minutes*
(20:27:47) Infil1212: putting hot pizza into the fridge/freezer should be a literal crime
(20:27:54) GoldenJ007: m8 who wants piping hot sauce
(20:27:57) Infil1212: i do
(20:28:08) TopRogue7: i make pizza all the time and have not once waited 5 minutes to eat it
(20:28:14) TopRogue7: and i usually bake it at 500
(20:28:42) Thiradell: this is fucking absurd
(20:28:45) Thiradell: this is going too far
(20:29:14) GoldenJ007: For like 3 god damn minutes get over it
(20:29:20) Thiradell: why not just let it sit for 5 minutes
(20:29:29) Infil1212: pizza gets cold too fast, if anything
(20:29:32) GoldenJ007: way quicker to super freeze it
(20:29:36) Thiradell: you're a fool
(20:29:39) Infil1212: like, i want to eat more pizza quickly
(20:29:42) Infil1212: so i can eat it while it's warm
(20:30:06) Thiradell: why not just get a toaster oven and put it in the freezer
(20:30:09) Thiradell: to balance the temperatures
(20:30:43) Infil1212: lol third
(20:30:47) Infil1212: 10/10
(20:25:13) GoldenJ007: Love me some soft serve
(20:25:21) TopRogue7: lol
(20:25:26) Infil1212: yz literally throwing up in his mouth right now
(20:25:41) TopRogue7: [x] wisconsin
(20:26:34) TopRogue7: wait, he has a fridge? why, he never eats leftovers
(20:27:05) GoldenJ007: I put pizza straight from the oven into the freezer to not burn myself
(20:27:13) GoldenJ007: I never have leftovers that's correct
(20:27:35) TopRogue7: yeah, who can wait 40 seconds for pizza to cool down
(20:27:40) GoldenJ007: 5 minutes*
(20:27:47) Infil1212: putting hot pizza into the fridge/freezer should be a literal crime
(20:27:54) GoldenJ007: m8 who wants piping hot sauce
(20:27:57) Infil1212: i do
(20:28:08) TopRogue7: i make pizza all the time and have not once waited 5 minutes to eat it
(20:28:14) TopRogue7: and i usually bake it at 500
(20:28:42) Thiradell: this is fucking absurd
(20:28:45) Thiradell: this is going too far
(20:29:14) GoldenJ007: For like 3 god damn minutes get over it
(20:29:20) Thiradell: why not just let it sit for 5 minutes
(20:29:29) Infil1212: pizza gets cold too fast, if anything
(20:29:32) GoldenJ007: way quicker to super freeze it
(20:29:36) Thiradell: you're a fool
(20:29:39) Infil1212: like, i want to eat more pizza quickly
(20:29:42) Infil1212: so i can eat it while it's warm
(20:30:06) Thiradell: why not just get a toaster oven and put it in the freezer
(20:30:09) Thiradell: to balance the temperatures
(20:30:43) Infil1212: lol third
(20:30:47) Infil1212: 10/10
ID #267
Occurred: Jan 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
Occurred: Jan 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
spare35 (18:21:15): 28 bucks for system and 2 controllers
COME as u r337 (18:21:20): Nice.
spare35 (18:21:24): and cables, all that
spare35 (18:21:25): so yeah
COME as u r337 (18:21:32): Still need GE? or did you bring that with?
spare35 (18:21:35): the people i know here at school were telling me i should buy it too
spare35 (18:21:38): no i have my GE here
COME as u r337 (18:21:44): Do they know how good you are?
COME as u r337 (18:21:59): Do you walk up to chicks like "Hey babe, I was the GE Player of the Year in 2005"
spare35 (18:22:01): kinda, seen videos and that stuff
COME as u r337 (18:22:04): "Wanna fuck?"
spare35 (18:22:10): more or less, yeah
COME as u r337 (18:22:14): Nice.
COME as u r337 (18:22:18): So you're still a virgin?
spare35 (18:22:21): yeah :(
COME as u r337 (18:21:20): Nice.
spare35 (18:21:24): and cables, all that
spare35 (18:21:25): so yeah
COME as u r337 (18:21:32): Still need GE? or did you bring that with?
spare35 (18:21:35): the people i know here at school were telling me i should buy it too
spare35 (18:21:38): no i have my GE here
COME as u r337 (18:21:44): Do they know how good you are?
COME as u r337 (18:21:59): Do you walk up to chicks like "Hey babe, I was the GE Player of the Year in 2005"
spare35 (18:22:01): kinda, seen videos and that stuff
COME as u r337 (18:22:04): "Wanna fuck?"
spare35 (18:22:10): more or less, yeah
COME as u r337 (18:22:14): Nice.
COME as u r337 (18:22:18): So you're still a virgin?
spare35 (18:22:21): yeah :(
ID #370
Occurred: 8 Jul 2006
Submitted: 8 Jul 2006, 11:16 AM
Occurred: 8 Jul 2006
Submitted: 8 Jul 2006, 11:16 AM
AlecBoy006 (16:06:55): Ive streamed a few videos. They only show about 2 or 3 seconds before it starts to buffer again. Same with alot of music
BloodE of Sorrow (16:07:11): yeah thats because video streams are for broadband
AlecBoy006 (16:07:24): Why though?
J Eternia F (16:07:46): data transfer
YourElitenessPD (16:08:04): It's like trying to fit my cock in din mor's pussy
AlecBoy006 (16:08:23): ^^ HEY HEY
CieloAzor (16:08:28): Are you saying your cock is oddly shaped?
YourElitenessPD (16:08:35): ...maybe
YourElitenessPD (16:10:15): *silence*
BloodE of Sorrow (16:10:44): YE is trying to garner votes by appealing to the chat with his din mor quips
YourElitenessPD (16:10:59): Din mor said that last night
YourElitenessPD (16:11:11): Din mor!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:11:12): thats a pretty odd thing for her the say
YourElitenessPD (16:11:14): Din mor din mor din mor
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:21): :-D
YourElitenessPD (16:11:38): Dinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmor
YourElitenessPD (16:11:41): :):):):):)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:44): whoa
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:50): just voted YE!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:07:11): yeah thats because video streams are for broadband
AlecBoy006 (16:07:24): Why though?
J Eternia F (16:07:46): data transfer
YourElitenessPD (16:08:04): It's like trying to fit my cock in din mor's pussy
AlecBoy006 (16:08:23): ^^ HEY HEY
CieloAzor (16:08:28): Are you saying your cock is oddly shaped?
YourElitenessPD (16:08:35): ...maybe
YourElitenessPD (16:10:15): *silence*
BloodE of Sorrow (16:10:44): YE is trying to garner votes by appealing to the chat with his din mor quips
YourElitenessPD (16:10:59): Din mor said that last night
YourElitenessPD (16:11:11): Din mor!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:11:12): thats a pretty odd thing for her the say
YourElitenessPD (16:11:14): Din mor din mor din mor
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:21): :-D
YourElitenessPD (16:11:38): Dinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmor
YourElitenessPD (16:11:41): :):):):):)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:44): whoa
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:50): just voted YE!
ID #471
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo1337 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo1337 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo1337 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo1337 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo1337 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo1337 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo1337 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo1337 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo1337 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo1337 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo1337 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo1337 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo1337 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo1337 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
ID #434
Occurred: 28 Jul 2007
Submitted: 28 Jul 2007, 6:49 PM
Occurred: 28 Jul 2007
Submitted: 28 Jul 2007, 6:49 PM
silver angel 797 (6:36:24 PM): I'm off to bed, good night everyone!
(6:36:33 PM) silver angel 797 has left the room.
J Eternia F (6:36:39 PM): same!
(6:36:41 PM) J Eternia F has left the room.
Rshepherd1000 (6:42:37 PM): same!
(6:42:41 PM) Rshepherd1000 has left the room.
DeathShang (6:42:57 PM): same!
(6:42:58 PM) DeathShang has left the room.
Stickmansam 1024 (6:45:30 PM): sam!
(6:45:32 PM) Stickmansam 1024 has left the room.
(6:36:33 PM) silver angel 797 has left the room.
J Eternia F (6:36:39 PM): same!
(6:36:41 PM) J Eternia F has left the room.
Rshepherd1000 (6:42:37 PM): same!
(6:42:41 PM) Rshepherd1000 has left the room.
DeathShang (6:42:57 PM): same!
(6:42:58 PM) DeathShang has left the room.
Stickmansam 1024 (6:45:30 PM): sam!
(6:45:32 PM) Stickmansam 1024 has left the room.
ID #236
Occurred: 15 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
Occurred: 15 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:27) Ngamer: now, Gold Mansacks, what is that exactly?
(19:17:40) Ngamer: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:18:07) Ngamer: or at least, it didn't seem like the kind of company that would be looking to do business with you
(19:18:17) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: well, not specifically
(19:19:18) Ngamer: is a Golden Mansack sort of like a Golden Shower?
(19:19:25) Ngamer: those I'm more familiar with
(19:19:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: not Golden
(19:19:52) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Gold
(19:20:24) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: a gold mansack is kind of a like a body bag, only more formal and more expensive
(19:20:35) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: you see them at certain eastern funerals
(19:20:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it's a highly profitable industry
(19:21:43) Ngamer: alright alright
(19:21:53) Ngamer: but where does the technology come in?
(19:22:02) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: actually they are a huge multinational financial company
(19:22:22) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: London, Zuerich, Paris, New York, Tokyo, etc.
(19:22:54) Ngamer: hm... sounds like they're pretty good in the Sack
(19:23:03) Ngamer: the Mansack, as it were
(19:23:10) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Quite right
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:27) Ngamer: now, Gold Mansacks, what is that exactly?
(19:17:40) Ngamer: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:18:07) Ngamer: or at least, it didn't seem like the kind of company that would be looking to do business with you
(19:18:17) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: well, not specifically
(19:19:18) Ngamer: is a Golden Mansack sort of like a Golden Shower?
(19:19:25) Ngamer: those I'm more familiar with
(19:19:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: not Golden
(19:19:52) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Gold
(19:20:24) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: a gold mansack is kind of a like a body bag, only more formal and more expensive
(19:20:35) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: you see them at certain eastern funerals
(19:20:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it's a highly profitable industry
(19:21:43) Ngamer: alright alright
(19:21:53) Ngamer: but where does the technology come in?
(19:22:02) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: actually they are a huge multinational financial company
(19:22:22) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: London, Zuerich, Paris, New York, Tokyo, etc.
(19:22:54) Ngamer: hm... sounds like they're pretty good in the Sack
(19:23:03) Ngamer: the Mansack, as it were
(19:23:10) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Quite right
ID #130
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
CieloAzor (5:18:33 PM): Ugh. Who farted?
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
ID #215
Occurred: Oct 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
Occurred: Oct 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
holycatholique (6:52:43 PM): Astros won?!
holycatholique (6:52:45 PM): wow
gbattack (6:52:48 PM): in 18 innings
gbattack (6:52:45 PM): hope cinci wins tonight
dragondragon18 (6:53:08 PM): huh?
dragondragon18 (6:53:24 PM): reds are out buddy
CieloAzor (6:53:39 PM): That's cause they stopped fucking cheating.
holycatholique (6:52:45 PM): wow
gbattack (6:52:48 PM): in 18 innings
gbattack (6:52:45 PM): hope cinci wins tonight
dragondragon18 (6:53:08 PM): huh?
dragondragon18 (6:53:24 PM): reds are out buddy
CieloAzor (6:53:39 PM): That's cause they stopped fucking cheating.