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ID #384
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 25 Aug 2006, 11:26 PM
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Rating: 2.583/4 (24 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:20 AM): well I mean
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:27 AM): I guess I kind of want a gf
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:28 AM): but like
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:32 AM): you can't push it
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:35 AM): it just has to happen
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:40 AM): so I could be waiting a long while
l34ss l3oost (12:23:42 AM): precisely
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:49 AM): well, I guess its just like playing frigate
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:54 AM): you can't play for so long
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:57 AM): then keep going
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:01 AM): I mean, it just happens
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:05 AM): can't force it out
l34ss l3oost (12:24:55 AM): just dont blow the bug throw when it happens
ID #156
Occurred: Aug 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.600/4 (30 votes)
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TheBigBossman007 (11:20:01 PM): I would say expedition matches
TheBigBossman007 (11:20:08 PM): like not in the tourney format
Im Ngamer (11:20:09 PM): expedition?
Im Ngamer (11:20:18 PM): like, we all go on a hike?
TheBigBossman007 (11:21:33 PM): wait, what are preseason nfl games called
TheBigBossman007 (11:21:36 PM): that's the word I meant...
TheBigBossman007 (11:21:40 PM): not the hiking one
COME as u r337 (11:21:41 PM): exhibition
Im Ngamer (11:21:50 PM): yeah, that's the word
COME as u r337 (11:21:53 PM): erm wait
COME as u r337 (11:21:55 PM): that's not it
COME as u r337 (11:21:57 PM): it's "incest"
COME as u r337 (11:22:10 PM): go ask your dad when it's on the tv
COME as u r337 (11:22:11 PM): ;)
Im Ngamer (11:21:54 PM): speaking of which...
Im Ngamer (11:22:24 PM): I'm going to see the Packers/Panthers incest game in 2 weeks
Im Ngamer (11:22:36 PM): the whole family is going
Im Ngamer (11:22:40 PM): should be a good time
TheBigBossman007 (11:22:46 PM): do those games get sold out?
Im Ngamer (11:22:53 PM): oh yeah
Im Ngamer (11:23:00 PM): everybody and their mother wants to get in
ID #349
Occurred: Jun 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.414/4 (29 votes)
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Larkin375 (7:31:00 PM): raise your hand if your from the states!
NathanStinson (7:31:05 PM): *hand*
NathanStinson (7:31:14 PM): if states = american 50
octoinky (7:31:14 PM): im too fat to raise my hand
octoinky (7:31:20 PM): I guess that means im from USA
ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
...
NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #100
Occurred: Oct 11 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.107/4 (28 votes)
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Notice Date: 10/11/2003 11:37:37 PM

A user at IP address 147.226.5.4 logged into your account with the correct password at 10/11/2003 11:39:06 PM, but was rejected due to your security settings. If this was not you, then your account has been compromised and you should immediately change your password.

This e-mail is to let you know that the private e-mail address for the
account neofromaustralia has been changed to sgbryze@bsu.edu

If you did not authorize this change, you have the ability to suspend the
account to prevent it from being used.

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Neo26988: ooh, ooh, can I suspend the account with a lockdown code!
Neo26988: that sounds really fun!
comeasur337: no
comeasur337: you dont wanna do that
ID #315
Occurred: Apr 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (26 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (10:11:46 AM): wtf
BloodE of Sorrow (10:11:48 AM): this guy
BloodE of Sorrow (10:11:52 AM): replied to an email i sent last july
BloodE of Sorrow (10:12:07 AM): because he was wasted in thailand and emailed me about it
BloodE of Sorrow (10:12:13 AM): and I replied "You like men"
BloodE of Sorrow (10:12:29 AM): and it took him like 9 months to reply with "You like little boys"
ID #63
Occurred: Jan 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.719/4 (32 votes)
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COME as u r337 (10:10:28 AM): you should've put "making up weaknesses" as a weakness
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:36 AM): well yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:42 AM): that's the perennial favourite
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:47 AM): "name three of your weaknesses"
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:52 AM): "1. filling in forms"
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:56 AM): "2. ...................."
Stickmansam 1024 (10:11:00 AM): "3. ...................."
ID #190
Occurred: Sep 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.938/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:28 PM): I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:30 PM): and got mauled
Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:50 PM): and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:04 PM): a friend of mine remarked:
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:11 PM): "Defences? There's a LION IN THE CAGE!"
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:29 PM): "It doesn't get that much better defended!"
ID #508
Occurred: 21 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.476/4 (21 votes)
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(11:01:40 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:40 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:41 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:42 PM): FAG
(11:01:42 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:44 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:45 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:45 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:46 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:46 PM): FAG
PYLemire (11:01:47 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:48 PM): FAG
(11:01:48 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:51 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
Regular Mg (11:01:52 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:52 PM): FAG
holycatholique (11:01:52 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:52 PM): FAG
(11:01:52 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:56 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:56 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:57 PM): FAG
(11:01:58 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
holycatholique (11:02:04 PM): ?
(11:02:07 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
holycatholique (11:02:09 PM): oh my
ID #287
Occurred: Mar 18 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:50:09 PM): oh, hello there Dayle
Im Ngamer (1:50:13 PM): didn't see you sneak in
Blueline Goddess (1:50:26 PM): I'm like a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:33 PM): you are a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:52 PM): *crawls into Dayle's foxhole*
COME as u r337 (1:50:54 PM): >.>
Blueline Goddess (1:51:29 PM): o.O
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:29 PM): By the way Jonathanan,I never asked you, which do you prefer...
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:34 PM): Lock Stock... or Snatch?
Im Ngamer (1:52:46 PM): I like them both, but rate Snatch a little higher
COME as u r337 (1:53:13 PM): Are you talking about Dayle's holes too, Jon?
COME as u r337 (1:53:14 PM): O.o
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