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ID #26
Occurred: Mar 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.065/4 (31 votes)
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Washed Up Gamer (2:53:19 PM): we racing just the clock?
Washed Up Gamer (2:53:21 PM): or each other
Im Ngamer (2:53:24 PM): each other
dragondragon18 (2:53:30 PM): racing me
dragondragon18 (2:53:41 PM): i'll make up a time, and you have to beat it
COME as u r337 (2:54:05 PM): The level with the trees: 37 seconds
ID #579
Occurred: 18 Aug 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:36 PM
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Rating: 3.286/4 (7 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (6:26:32 PM): Re: depression topic
GoldenJ007 (6:26:40 PM): Pretty sure money would cure all depression I ever faced
Infilament (6:27:00 PM): jim, don't say meaningless stuff like that
Infilament (6:27:18 PM): there's no precedent in human history for that statement
DrInvertigone (6:27:24 PM): No, Ricky. He's right. Pretty sure a girlfriend would cure all depresion *I* ever faced.
Infilament (6:27:40 PM): sigh
Thiradell (7:00:06 PM): if you have a relationship that lasts at all, and that relationship ends, you will feel worse than you ever have before
Infilament (7:01:12 PM): have you experienced heartbreak to this extent?
DrInvertigone (7:02:07 PM): Yes. Constant rejection by women. By even men, to a lesser extent. Getting passed over when I applied for jobs. Other heartbreak: 2003 NLCS, Super Bowl 41, 2010 NFC Championship, 2013 Week 17, 2014 Western Conference Final Game 7.

Infilament (7:43:39 PM): alec do you think there is no deeper level of heartbreak possible than you've experienced?
DrInvertigone (7:43:56 PM): Oh, there is, but I might as well face it since I've faced a lot already.
Thiradell (7:44:01 PM): yikes
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:07 PM): that makes absolutely no sense
Thiradell (7:44:15 PM): might as well chop my arm off since I got a papercut
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:19 PM): lol

GoldenJ007 (8:31:52 PM): Corey I was almost offended when you listed sports near-misses as depression
DrInvertigone (8:33:04 PM): Your favorite team won in 2010. I wasn't alive in eighty-five!
Infilament (8:33:18 PM): says the guy who LITERALLY just lived through two championships for his favorite team
dragondragon18 (8:33:25 PM): but you were alive for the blackhawks stanley cup champs
DrInvertigone (8:33:27 PM): *Second favorite team.
Infilament (8:33:37 PM): okay, sorry, second favorite team
Infilament (8:33:39 PM): i'm really sorry for you
GoldenJ007 (8:35:22 PM): Corey, I'll take you to a Brewers vs Athletics world series game this year
GoldenJ007 (8:35:26 PM): Will you not be depressed then?
DrInvertigone (8:35:54 PM): It'll be off my bucket list. It'll give me temporary happiness, but eventually, maybe weeks or days later, I'll sink back into my sewer.
Infilament (8:36:11 PM): now replace "attend a world series game" with "be in a relationship"
Infilament (8:36:18 PM): and your statement EXACTLY applies the same way
GoldenJ007 (8:36:10 PM): A fat bitchy republican girlfriend will do the same to you
GoldenJ007 (8:36:21 PM): Eventually you will slap her for burning your macaroni and cheese
GoldenJ007 (8:36:25 PM): And you'll fight/argue and she'll break up with you
DrInvertigone (8:36:40 PM): Depends how Republican we are talking here.
Infilament (8:37:06 PM): lol
Infilament (8:37:18 PM): alec would never date a staunch right-wing girl?
DrInvertigone (8:37:37 PM): You could be conservative. Just don't be crazy.
Infilament (8:37:54 PM): aha! i found out alec's bottom line
Infilament (8:38:01 PM): any girl, as long as you're not a crazy conservative
GoldenJ007 (8:38:09 PM): Or Rachel
GoldenJ007 (8:38:55 PM): "So now he'd date me?" ~ Ritch (she was sitting behind Jim reading Chat)
DrInvertigone (8:39:21 PM): Well I wouldn't date her if I had already been in a relationship, but I'd date her to be my first to get it out of the way.
dragondragon18 (8:39:31 PM): wow
GoldenJ007 (8:39:42 PM): Rachel just went into fight mode lol
GoldenJ007 (8:39:45 PM): Holy shit I'm dying here
dragondragon18 (8:39:46 PM): lol
ID #413
Occurred: 18 Feb 2007
Submitted: 18 Feb 2007, 2:07 PM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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CieloAzor: Ugh, what's with these Britney Spears headlines all the time.
CieloAzor: She's just famous for being famous now.
ShadowZeroPD: no idea, but I ignore them
ShadowZeroPD: if I wanted to look at trash I would open the garbage can
ID #333
Occurred: May 17 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.129/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (12:18:16 AM): my roommate is playing some Rome game
Im Ngamer (12:18:57 AM): Rome Total War?
BabbelTheFish (12:19:05 AM): Rome escape?
GoldenGreg007 (12:19:12 AM): total war
Regular Civilian (12:24:37 AM): I have built Rome in 23 hours, 51 minutes.
Regular Civilian (12:24:41 AM): Beat THAT.
Im Ngamer (12:24:55 AM): whoa, nice work Mg!
Im Ngamer (12:24:59 AM): didn't think it was possible
DKK5 (12:25:11 AM): That's hard core
Regular Civilian (12:26:05 AM): I also failed 23:34, but killed too many scientists
ID #418
Occurred: 31 Mar 2007
Submitted: 31 Mar 2007, 2:29 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (2:10:16 PM): I made my local newspaper today!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:14:04 PM): "New Strain of Downs Syndrome Discovered"
ID #503
Occurred: 4 Jun 2009
Submitted: 4 Jun 2009, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 3.105/4 (19 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:00 AM): Scott
isthatagoodt (1:19:04 AM): Yes?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:04 AM): try watching Armageddon with Sophia
isthatagoodt (1:19:09 AM): And...?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:12 AM): see who cries first
isthatagoodt (1:19:13 AM): Love that movie btw
Infil12 (1:20:01 AM): i cried when i watched armageddon, i'm not going to lie
Infil12 (1:20:09 AM): i couldn't believe the horrible physics i was watching
ID #119
Occurred: 29 Jun 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:06:31 PM): but who takes the bronze? why, none other than...
Im Ngamer (11:06:42 PM): Woll!
Neo1337 (11:06:46 PM): *h5's*
COME as u r337 (11:06:47 PM): man
Smashocracy (11:06:47 PM): nice
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:50 PM): omg
ShadowZeroPD (11:06:54 PM): SCORE ONE FOR THE RONMAN!
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:57 PM): i'm on a woll
ID #231
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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(20:02:33) COME as u r337: time for..
(20:02:34) COME as u r337: poop!
(20:02:37) Blueline Goddess: heheh
(20:03:27) Im Ngamer: don't encourage him!
(20:03:41) Im Ngamer: we'll never potty-train him at this rate
(20:12:54) Blueline Goddess: just like the absentee father to come in and attempt to tell me how to parent MY child!
(20:13:29) Im Ngamer: I was thinking of him more as a puppy dog
(20:13:36) Im Ngamer: but that works too I guess
(20:13:51) Blueline Goddess: hmm, incest or beastiality... *thinks*
(20:14:14) Im Ngamer: I guess it depends on the breed, for me
(20:14:13) StvnHaley: in time its gonna have the same end result so it really doesnt matter
ID #359
Occurred: 28 May 2006
Submitted: 23 Jun 2006, 1:23 AM
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Rating: 1.630/4 (27 votes)
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COME as u r337: I've already played SMB to my full potential!
Im Ngamer: I'll use my BED to full potential if you're not careful!
Blueline Goddess: you don't have a girlfriend.
Blueline Goddess: ...or a boyfriend, should he swing that way.
COME as u r337: Well, only when he visits Boss
COME as u r337: but then it's not HIS bed.
Blueline Goddess: indeed.
ID #39
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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katslover42 (9:32:40 PM): Take a bow.
katslover42 (9:32:43 PM): And shoot me with it.
COME as u r337 (9:32:47 PM): Jon, you take a bow.
COME as u r337 (9:32:58 PM): I'll continue standing, behind you.. naked
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