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ID #515
Occurred: 12 Sep 2009
Submitted: 12 Sep 2009, 4:00 PM
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Rating: 3.588/4 (17 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (2:51:33 PM): Im now going to pour baking soda on my carpet
rshepherd1000 (2:52:45 PM): ...baking soda?
RyanWhiteGoose (2:53:09 PM): well Shep
RyanWhiteGoose (2:53:18 PM): it's called Odor Eliminator by Arm & Hammer
octoinky (2:53:49 PM): WTF did you do, goose, take a dump on your floor?
RyanWhiteGoose (2:54:24 PM): no Octo
RyanWhiteGoose (2:54:32 PM): I've jizzed on my floor approx 2000 times in the past 8 years
octoinky (2:54:52 PM): wtf
PYLemire (2:54:57 PM): tissues? :p
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:24 PM): I hate tissues
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:27 PM): I used to use my garbage bin
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:31 PM): but that got too gross
octoinky (2:55:10 PM): just put a box of.. yeah.. tissues.. on your desk
COME as u r337 (2:56:00 PM): or just get a girl that cant get preggers and you're fine
DKK5 (2:56:40 PM): Goose's age preference has that covered I'd imagine
ID #46
Occurred: 20 Dec 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (12:56:44 AM): and you smell like a kangaroo's pouch
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:48 AM): but we all have problems
Neo1337 (12:56:55 AM): that's because I tied my kangaroo up before
Neo1337 (12:56:59 AM): and he started licking me
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:02 AM): omfg
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:06 AM): you have a kangaroo really?
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:09 AM): please say yes!
Neo1337 (12:57:09 AM): yeah
Cyber1166 (12:57:24 AM): I thought you just kept them in the house?
Neo1337 (12:58:34 AM): we do, I had to put the kangaroo out
Neo1337 (12:58:41 AM): cause my cats kept ganging up on him
Neo1337 (12:58:44 AM): poor thing :(
Neo1337 (12:59:17 AM): we dress him up as Santa on Christmas
Neo1337 (12:59:20 AM): it's funny
Neo1337 (12:59:26 AM): the hats too big for him and he keeps running into shit
Neo1337 (12:59:56 AM): my brother gave him a bucket of liquor one day...
COME as u r337 (1:00:02 AM): hahahahha
Cyber1166 (1:00:13 AM): stick with the kangaroo stuff, you're on fire
COME as u r337 (1:00:15 AM): making up stories about a kangaroo you dont have is the coolest thing youve ever done neo
ID #75
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.879/4 (33 votes)
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Iggy: How do you know he sucks dick? Do you stalk him? Go over to his house and watch him? Besides, why do you care if he did suck dick? Does that affect you? The only way it would affect you is if you were gay, and the only reason you would care if he sucked dick is if you were gay. so in other words, all i got out of your post is that you admitted that you are gay.
ID #184
Occurred: 28 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.042/4 (24 votes)
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Neo1337 (9:16:27 PM): Two 3 and outs.
Im Ngamer (9:17:02 PM): oh, great punt! that's a momentum-changer
Neo1337 (9:17:09 PM): ...?
Neo1337 (9:17:15 PM): It was 49 yards then returned for 13, how is that great.
Im Ngamer (9:17:39 PM): sure shut the crowd up, I'll say that much!
Rshepherd1000 (9:18:23 PM): you tell em jon
Im Ngamer (9:18:31 PM): always do!
ID #311
Occurred: Apr 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.968/4 (31 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (7:43:54 PM): i thought of a game
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:01 PM): where you'd ago around in medieval times
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:07 PM): and like, you could be a total badass
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:10 PM): it'd be real open ended
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:18 PM): like you could actually rape women
BloodE of Sorrow (7:45:35 PM): it'd be called like "Rapen"
Im Ngamer (7:58:06 PM): instead of fighting, you both try to rape each other?
Im Ngamer (7:58:12 PM): and the winner is the rapist
COME as u r337 (7:58:47 PM): if jon played, he'd intentionally lose and call himself the winner
COME as u r337 (7:58:48 PM): >.>
Im Ngamer (7:58:43 PM): or how about this
Im Ngamer (7:58:51 PM): like WoW has the two sides
Im Ngamer (7:59:07 PM): this game could have Men and Women
Im Ngamer (7:59:15 PM): the Men are all Rapists
Im Ngamer (7:59:23 PM): and the Women try to kill all the men
Im Ngamer (7:59:31 PM): they would be more like Amazon women
COME as u r337 (7:59:37 PM): uh.. i think that game already exists
COME as u r337 (7:59:44 PM): its called "South America"
ID #245
Occurred: Dec 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.879/4 (33 votes)
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(10:44:57 PM) aReDDy 0 1 2 3 has entered the room.
aReDDy 0 1 2 3 (10:45:05 PM): :D
CieloAzor (10:47:21 PM): Here areddy?
CieloAzor (10:47:27 PM): Wasn't expecting you til midnight.
ID #508
Occurred: 21 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.476/4 (21 votes)
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(11:01:40 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:40 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:41 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:42 PM): FAG
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holycatholique (11:01:45 PM): FAG
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Infil12 (11:01:46 PM): FAG
PYLemire (11:01:47 PM): FAG
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holycatholique (11:01:52 PM): FAG
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holycatholique (11:01:56 PM): FAG
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Regular Mg (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:57 PM): FAG
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holycatholique (11:02:04 PM): ?
(11:02:07 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
holycatholique (11:02:09 PM): oh my
ID #19
Occurred: May 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:11 PM): Scientists have recently discovered what is now being called the PALcebo Effect.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:44 PM): When bitchy Europeans and Aussies play games, they get so depressed over the fact that it is PAL that they actually trick themselves into believing they have a disadvantage.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:03 PM): This, essentially, causes them to play worse, and therefore get worse times.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:27 PM): The ultimate outcome, however, it endless bitching, and near harmful levels of noise pollution.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:11:04 PM): One victim of the PALcebo, effect, Wouter Jansen is quoted as saying, "LOL I'M GAY."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:12:14 PM): The deadliest part of this horrible phenomenon is that it is passed on through the generations. One researcher noted one of his younger test subjects, Henrik Norgren, as "being unable the shut the fuck up."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:31 PM): Whilst researching the PALcebo effect, scientists also discovered that Anton Foresander has a small penis. "This was never the target of our research," says Tyler Probert.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:40 PM): "But it confirms what we already suspected."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:55 PM): Reporting for Elite News, this is Tyler Probert. Good night.
ID #76
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.241/4 (29 votes)
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(12:52:01 PM) HylianLanky007 has entered the room
HylianLanky007 (12:52:03 PM): gtg
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ID #282
Occurred: Mar 02 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.032/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (11:32:00 PM): have any of you guys beat earthbound?
Im Ngamer (11:32:20 PM): sorry Woll, I won't support your piracy
GoldenGreg007 (11:32:29 PM): it's only piracy if you get caught jon
GoldenGreg007 (11:32:34 PM): and i don't typically get caught
Regular Civilian (11:33:12 PM): I shall agree with Woll again
Im Ngamer (11:33:15 PM): I see how it is
Im Ngamer (11:33:20 PM): *dials Nintendo*
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:31 PM): *answers phone*
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:42 PM): i downloaded their company
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:45 PM): sorry
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