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ID #537
Occurred: 24 Sep 2010
Submitted: 24 Sep 2010, 6:27 PM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (14 votes)
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[talking about a KOTH AlecBoy006 wanted to run...]

isthatagoodt (13:38:49): Well his original idea was the worst thing I've ever seen
isthatagoodt (13:39:08): I keep trying to turn it in a better direction, and he's slowly making progress
isthatagoodt (13:39:18): But I don't think he's able to make "neat" clues on his own
Im Ngamer (13:42:00): paste in his #1 question and answer, everyone will get a kick out of it
isthatagoodt (13:42:23): The one you saw the other day/
isthatagoodt (13:43:06): Okay
isthatagoodt (13:43:09): The topic is
isthatagoodt (13:43:20): "There's something wrong with this question. Fix it"
isthatagoodt (13:44:06): alecboy006: If I may just run my idea first. I am working on it now. It's 25 questions. Each one has a statement, the objective is to correct the statement. You receive a point for righting the wrong. One of them, however, is exactly correct, so if you can successfully say the statement is correct, you receive two points
tiltingtrumpets (13:44:20): kill me now
BluelineGoddess (13:44:29): lol
isthatagoodt (13:44:40): alecboy006: #1 Terrorism was first coined in England's reign of terror from 1789-1799
isthatagoodt (13:44:46): Tell me when you're ready for the answer!
tiltingtrumpets (13:44:51): lol
Rshepherd1000 (13:44:52): that is correct
isthatagoodt (13:44:54): Answer: France
tiltingtrumpets (13:45:00): ?
BluelineGoddess (13:45:01): wait what
isthatagoodt (13:45:07): #2 Deng Xiaoping is he only person to win TIME's Man/Person of the year award three times.
BluelineGoddess (13:45:07): what is this I don't even
isthatagoodt (13:45:16): Answer: FDR
isthatagoodt (13:45:23): #3 Charles Darwin is known of the founder of Sociology.
tiltingtrumpets (13:45:32): these questions are stupid
isthatagoodt (13:45:32): Answer: August Comte
isthatagoodt (13:45:34): Cmon you guys!
isthatagoodt (13:45:39): #4 Cows have an amazing five stomachs
isthatagoodt (13:45:46): Answer: Only four
BluelineGoddess (13:45:49): this is one where no one would get points and it wouldn't just be trolling
isthatagoodt (13:45:52): #5 OJ Simpson, though a murderer, has the single season rushing recorcd of 2,105 yards.
Rshepherd1000 (13:46:00): FALSE
BluelineGoddess (13:46:05): he was acquitted of murder
tiltingtrumpets (13:46:05): HES NOT A MURDERER LOL
isthatagoodt (13:46:07): That's the wrong number of yards you guys
isthatagoodt (13:46:08): Answer: Used to belong to OJ, but Eric Dickerson now holds this honor.
isthatagoodt (13:46:22): Those were the original 5 sample questions he gave me :-)
holycatholique (13:46:25): eric dickerson murdered someone?
isthatagoodt (13:46:28): He had 20 written and ready to run
Rshepherd1000 (13:46:31): a solid group
isthatagoodt (13:46:59): Then he came back the next day
isthatagoodt (13:47:08): After I had given him an idea for a neat version of this KotH
isthatagoodt (13:47:18): 1:34:06 PM alecboy006: Ok1:34:35 PM alecboy006: For people, a person is given in a statement, but it's the wrong person. You have to tell me which person goes there instead of the person in the statement.1:34:48 PM alecboy006: Sample question: Ted Koppel was the only American journalist to see the tearing down of the Berlin Wall in person.
isthatagoodt (13:47:29): Answer: Tom Brokaw
isthatagoodt (13:47:37): 1:36:02 PM alecboy006: Sample Question: Jamestown, VA was the capital of the Confederate States of America
BluelineGoddess (13:47:41): who the fuck would know this shit
isthatagoodt (13:47:42): 1:38:00 PM alecboy006: Sample question: Jimmy Stewart was known for several movies, including It's a Wonderful Life and Mr. Brown Goes to Washington.
BluelineGoddess (13:47:43): seriously
isthatagoodt (13:47:46): 1:41:07 PM alecboy006: Sample question: In the PS2 game 007: Agent Under Fire, Pierce Brosnan provides the voice of James Bond (It's not letting me bold what needs to be corrected. When I highlight it, it bolds the whole thing)
Rshepherd1000 (13:48:10): smith
isthatagoodt (13:48:12): And these were....no better!
tiltingtrumpets (13:48:44): why is he being allowed to host another one
isthatagoodt (13:48:47): Basically, what I tried to get him to do was make each "wrong part" a cryptic (simple) clue to the answer
isthatagoodt (13:48:59): He didn't understand it, apparently
isthatagoodt (13:49:08): Unless Ted Koppel is a code word for Tom Brokaw
BluelineGoddess (13:49:17): they are both journalists
BluelineGoddess (13:49:19): and men
isthatagoodt (13:49:25): And that's where the clues stop
BluelineGoddess (13:50:06): like the music fill-in he did a couple weeks ago - the questions were horrible (most didn't even have any type of hint) and then the letters he gave in the answers didn't mean shit
isthatagoodt (13:50:14): Yeah
tiltingtrumpets (14:19:53): even googling it would be impossible
BluelineGoddess (14:21:54): since we're not even sure what part he wants us to correct
isthatagoodt (14:22:14): Right
isthatagoodt (14:22:19): I told him to bold the part that needs fixing
newershadow (14:22:19): google the phrases ldo
isthatagoodt (14:22:23): He's like "oh well that's obvious"
isthatagoodt (14:22:26): :S
tiltingtrumpets (14:22:27): that wouldn't work
isthatagoodt (14:22:32): There are about 10 things you could choose to fix in those
BluelineGoddess (14:22:43): exactly
isthatagoodt (14:22:55): I basically broke down every Q at him and showed him how horrible they were
isthatagoodt (14:23:00): He thought they were absolutely great
BluelineGoddess (14:24:07): he would
isthatagoodt (14:24:30): He was pretty shocked that there were people who didn't want him to host
ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
ID #528
Occurred: 11 Jun 2010
Submitted: 11 Jun 2010, 4:49 PM
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Rating: 2.133/4 (15 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (3:37:00 PM): Area 51 looks confusing
AlecBoy006 (3:37:08 PM): I am watching a vid on youtube right now
l Am Dreamz (3:37:33 PM): reading alec's chat is like reading the most boring twitter account ever
AlecBoy006 (3:37:46 PM): I have a feeling you're gay for me.
AlecBoy006 (3:37:53 PM): I just have this feeling inside
Thiradell (3:38:31 PM): what
AlecBoy006 (3:38:55 PM): My explanation behind this reasoning is you never say anything kind about me, ever. Even if I am not directly talking to you. Many people try to hide their crushes by being mean to them.
l Am Dreamz (3:38:58 PM): i would be if you had anything resembling male genatalia
AlecBoy006 (3:39:13 PM): My penis, for one.
Thiradell (3:39:15 PM): lolol
Thiradell (3:39:27 PM): this cannot be happening
pylemire (3:39:28 PM): welp!
pylemire (3:39:40 PM): I have to leave unfortunately!
AlecBoy006 (3:39:31 PM): Of course you vehemently deny this, but I'm not expecting any different.
l Am Dreamz (3:39:46 PM): don't think i've denied it thus far
l Am Dreamz (3:39:54 PM): i want to fuck you roughly in the night, Alec
AlecBoy006 (3:40:11 PM): I wasn't expecting you to admit it!
AlecBoy006 (3:40:13 PM): You sick fuck
Thiradell (3:40:22 PM): Durk, that's nasty
l Am Dreamz (3:40:54 PM): i couldn't contain my attraction to you any longer
ID #394
Occurred: 23 Oct 2006
Submitted: 24 Oct 2006, 12:10 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (24 votes)
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NgamerAtWork (11:02:45 PM): ugh, these CNN.com headlines on the side of the Onion keep messing me up
NgamerAtWork (11:03:19 PM): I'm like One Feared Dead in Mine Collapse
"hum, well I guess that's KIND of funny..."
CieloAzor (11:03:42 PM): Would be better if it said mime collapse.
ID #48
Occurred: 27 Dec 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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Neo1337 (11:54:20 PM): What's the biggest cash prize...thing...you Americans have had for a lotto?
COME as u r337 (11:54:38 PM): the moon
Neo1337 (11:55:04 PM): you mean...someone one a trip to the moon?
COME as u r337 (11:55:08 PM): no
COME as u r337 (11:55:11 PM): they won the moon
Neo1337 (11:55:16 PM): no, they didn't
COME as u r337 (11:55:21 PM): yes, they did
Neo1337 (11:55:22 PM): what's the biggest CASH prize
Neo1337 (11:55:29 PM): not an object like the moon
COME as u r337 (11:55:30 PM): they traded it in for cash
ID #193
Occurred: 20 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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(23:58:26) Neo1337: "Send us the top 10 ways you can tell a chef used to be a hacker."
(23:58:44) Neo1337: The story:
(23:58:49) Neo1337: "A Brisbane man who pleaded guilty to hacking into a former employer's system told the judge he has stopped working in IT and is training to become a chef."

* Introduces himself to you as an ex-hacker
* Apron says "World's Best Hacker"
* Wears a white hat
* Cooks nothing but ramen
* RAIDs his 5 small freezers into one big one
* Dishwasher has 128-bit encryption
* When asked about why it's taking so long to prepare the food, says "It's behind a firewall"
* Tries to get into the FBI's database with the blender
* Large collection of pornography hidden under the radishes
* Hacks vegetables
* Food on your plate is sorted by "Last Modified" date
* The cookies have chips in them
* Restaraunt has a /\/\ 3 |\| |_|
* Works for free
* Bill must be paid via PayPal
* Gets a phonecall from Microsoft 4 minutes into turning on his laptop in the kitchen
* Thinks he's better than every other chef
* Menu only has crackers on it
(Contributors: Wheat, BloodE, Sam, Neo, Dayle)
ID #454
Occurred: 23 Dec 2007
Submitted: 23 Dec 2007, 5:28 PM
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Rating: 1.250/4 (24 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (4:27:09 PM): I ain't retarded either.
ID #395
Occurred: 30 Oct 2006
Submitted: 31 Oct 2006, 4:21 AM
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Rating: 2.292/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (3:50:06 PM): Well, looks like Jon gets his chance, but he'll have to make a move quickly!
CieloAzor (3:50:25 PM): Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon have split.
WouterJ007 (3:56:58 PM): into half humans?
CieloAzor (4:10:47 PM): into atoms!
Im Ngamer (4:12:13 PM): nooooo! *tries to put her back together*
Im Ngamer (4:15:26 PM): ok, done
Im Ngamer (4:15:51 PM): looks like I recreated her; 95% Reese and only 5% Ryan
Im Ngamer (4:15:59 PM): ...but it's a very bad 5%
ID #345
Occurred: Jun 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.548/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:31:11 PM): Sam, were you surprised, like I said you would be?
Im Ngamer (2:31:17 PM): about how many people assume you don't like them
Stickmansam 1024 (2:31:24 PM): well yes actually
Stickmansam 1024 (2:31:40 PM): anybody who actually knows me would know I'm a gentle soul
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:08 PM): and I tend to think the best of people
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:15 PM): with the exception of Jim Soderlund.
Im Ngamer (2:32:29 PM): but yeah, I was surprised how many thought that way
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:34 PM): how many?
Im Ngamer (2:32:49 PM): a good half dozen at least!
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:54 PM): heavens.
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:08 PM): I should give all these people cookies or something
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:21 PM): filled with arsenic
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:25 PM): so they don't vote against me again
ID #206
Occurred: 27 Oct 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.880/4 (25 votes)
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Neo1337 (3:17:51 PM): Holy shit this Breaka is good.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:04 PM): Your mum was good last night
Neo1337 (3:18:25 PM): She was clearly here at home.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:44 PM): How do you know I wasn't?
Neo1337 (3:19:03 PM): You don't leave the house.
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