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(08:08:00 PM) Jim Barrett: Liz 3 weeks from due
(08:08:11 PM) Jim Barrett: Was hoping Hutch would put up a pic, since the baby is probably 50% of total body weight there
(08:09:46 PM) ngameratwork: if Youse were here he'd call Nate the ultimate cuckmaster, now responsible for not one but two babies
(08:10:00 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Me? Hmm, I suppose I am
(08:10:11 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Two human beings exist because of me... weird thought
(08:10:13 PM) Jim Barrett: 2 humans, you are solely to blame
(08:10:23 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Yup I guess I'll take responsibility
(08:11:12 PM) Jim Barrett: Ngamer is responsible for closer to 15 humans
(08:11:19 PM) Jim Barrett: And pays 0 child support
(08:11:56 PM) ngameratwork: closer to 150 when you factor in my sperm donations
(08:13:54 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Hmmm have you ever thought of going to the sperm bank for donations Jim?
(08:17:28 PM) ngameratwork: he doesn't need to, he does well enough at the bars

wheatrich, why do you take personal offence at this? Youll probably resign from your job in later life, just because your workmate put a whoopee-cushion under your seat
~ Harvey Manhood

CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned

Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:17 PM): this lie detector is out of control.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:42:22 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:16 PM): This sentence is false!
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:43:29 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:08 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:13 PM): hey, he's right.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:47 PM): okay, I'm gonna have to ask it to be quiet now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:44:53 PM): False!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:08 PM): no really, I want it to shut up.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:12 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:17 PM): getting angry now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:24 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:35 PM): all right, that's it...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:46:20 PM): THE NEXT RESPONSE FROM THE LIE DETECTOR WILL BE "FALSE".
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:46:42 PM): *explodes*
(7:46:43 PM) li3 d3t3ct0r has left the room.

YourElitenessPD (7:41:29 PM): Back!
Im Ngamer (8:02:05 PM): wb YE!
failurewarningV1 (8:03:40 PM): wow only 20 mins slow there jon
Im Ngamer (8:05:33 PM): thanks- I've been exercising my reflexes
failurewarningV1 (8:05:54 PM): ready for you meet with boss huh
Im Ngamer (8:13:34 PM): yeah, exactly
Im Ngamer (8:13:49 PM): "Welcome to my house, Jon"
Im Ngamer (8:13:57 PM): *stares into space for 15 minutes*

The Illu: so only 3 more posts left to go for WR topic
ShadowZeroPD: only 3 more cocks until din mor is filled
BadassFal: yours not big enough, sz?

Ngamer and Sam discuss their favorite cartoon, Rejected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

2/1/2005
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:45 AM): the spoon bit, and the "SILLY HATS ONLY" bit, just cracked me up
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:50 AM): the rest was strange
Im Ngamer (9:48:31 AM): and now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples! *loud drone*
Stickmansam 1024 (9:49:00 AM): yeha
...
Im Ngamer (9:58:09 AM): (not really, I was quoting the cartoon)
Im Ngamer (9:58:21 AM): oh wait
Im Ngamer (9:58:23 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stickmansam 1024 (9:58:33 AM): wrong box, eh
Im Ngamer (9:58:40 AM): no!
Im Ngamer (9:58:49 AM): dang it Sam, you close windows too soon
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:58 AM): oh
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:10 AM): well the angry tics thing was from the cartoon, I know
Im Ngamer (10:00:20 AM): yeah, not real life
Im Ngamer (10:00:25 AM): just a cartoon

2/2/2005
Im Ngamer (9:59:04 AM): wait... or IS it?
Im Ngamer (9:59:07 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 AM): *chases small children*
Stickmansam 1024 (10:06:22 AM): what?
Im Ngamer (1:52:54 PM): pfft... don't tell me you close an IM window after only 2 days
Stickmansam 1024 (1:53:06 PM): indeed

2/10/2005
Im Ngamer (7:42:42 PM): or AM I?
Im Ngamer (7:42:49 PM): *chases children*
Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:51 PM): or AM I what?
Im Ngamer (7:42:57 PM): DANG IT Sam
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:04 PM): are you responding to a two-week-old conversation again?
Im Ngamer (7:43:08 PM): you close your IM boxes after just a week and a half?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:14 PM): YES

6/20/2005
Im Ngamer (5:00:04 PM): or AM I? *BUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Im Ngamer (5:00:13 PM): *children running everywhere*
Stickmansam 1024 (5:01:30 PM): dude, it's like somebody puts you in cryo for one month in every two
Im Ngamer (5:01:44 PM): yes... something like that
Im Ngamer (5:01:51 PM): anyways, someday we'll finish that convo
Stickmansam 1024 (5:02:00 PM): quite frankly I doubt it

CieloAzor: Too many Tyler haters I think.
TopRogue7: people either love tyler, like him, don't have feelings on him, dislike him, or hate him
Cyber1166: OR... somewhere in between those
TopRogue7: yeah, OR that

octoinky (4:05:17 PM): I LIKE mk MOR
octoinky (4:05:27 PM): DAMN CAPS
YourElitenessPD (4:05:28 PM): I like your mor too
octoinky (4:05:30 PM): i like MK more

YourElitenessPD (10:29:43): Hmm, I don't have the opening "You have joined chatroom "theelite"." line
COME as u r337 (10:30:01): nobody does, YE
COME as u r337 (10:30:07): its not giving entrance messages either
COME as u r337 (10:30:17): so people can enter and you wont know unless you notice them on the side
YourElitenessPD (10:30:27): Mad
YourElitenessPD (10:30:43): What about leaving?
COME as u r337 (10:31:04): thats still working fine
YourElitenessPD (10:31:12): *leaves a million times in a row*
COME as u r337 (10:34:15): Just once is fine with me.
CieloAzor (10:34:37): Zing!