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ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
ID #221
Occurred: Oct 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.778/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:31 PM): I wanna join the Train Force
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:47 PM): like the Air Force or the Navy, only trains
Obfuscation314 (8:39:19 PM): This looks like a job for
Obfuscation314 (8:39:25 PM): the Unicycle Force!
Im Ngamer (8:41:31 PM): "why didn't you catch Osama Bin Laden?!"
Im Ngamer (8:41:36 PM): "the road was really bumpy... what did you want us to do, get down and walk after him?"
COME as u r337 (8:41:47 PM): No Jon
COME as u r337 (8:42:03 PM): The correct answer is "He was on a TRICYCLE"
ID #536
Occurred: 14 Sep 2010
Submitted: 15 Sep 2010, 2:22 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (14 votes)
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9:19:33 carathornpd: temped to post HEAR ME on jimbos last facebook update
9:19:37 BluelineGoddess: DO IT
9:19:43 carathornpd: done
9:19:46 carathornpd: ffs dayle
9:19:49 carathornpd: YOU MADE ME DO IT
9:19:49 newershadow: maybe that will get him in chat

9:19:38 Ngonhislaptop: Ritch, is the moped big enough for you both to ride?
9:19:46 rachielynn26: I didn't look much at it.
9:19:48 comeasur337: the moped isn't big enough for JIM
9:20:06 BluelineGoddess: lol Steve almost got me to spray water out my nose
9:20:19 carathornpd: WHAHAHAHAHA come
9:20:25 polyamorous527: ritch have jimbo ride the moped naked
9:20:29 polyamorous527: and take pictures
9:20:35 carathornpd: oh god
9:20:37 carathornpd: tyler pwn
9:21:04 thiradell: I'm pretty sure we could destroy any Jimbo status
9:21:06 thiradell: me Cara and Come

*later*
11:18:11: GoldenJ007 entered the room.
11:19:27 goldenj007: welp
11:19:40 goldenj007: No point in having a status on facebook for a while
ID #235
Occurred: Nov 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.733/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (2:46:58 PM): Did you take PS2 pics yet?
Im Ngamer (2:47:08 PM): not YET, but now
Im Ngamer (3:00:10 PM): hm... what can you do with these USB ports?
COME as u r337 (3:04:59 PM): What CAN'T you do, Jon?
MotoXRider3131 (3:05:17 PM): He can't reproduce, aesexually.
Blueline Goddess (3:05:39 PM): Don't be so sure, Moto.
Im Ngamer (3:06:17 PM): not from lack of trying at least!
Im Ngamer (3:06:24 PM): whoops... wrong IM box
Im Ngamer (3:06:29 PM): *cough*
ID #29
Occurred: Apr 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.158/4 (38 votes)
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COME as u r337 (11:19:56 PM): http://i16.thefacebook.com/pics/9/0/s13700911_4457.jpg
dragondragon18 (11:21:32 PM): 7.5
Cyber1166 (11:21:35 PM): wowza, 9.5
dragondragon18 (11:21:43 PM): lol jon
COME as u r337 (11:21:48 PM): she's a slut
dragondragon18 (11:21:52 PM): jons found his wife
COME as u r337 (11:22:04 PM): i'm pretty sure she gave a guy a handjob in spanish class once
COME as u r337 (11:22:48 PM): and she might've been the one that filled a bottle of water with vodka and walked around school with it getting drunk..
iamjohnbeck (11:23:13 PM): oh man, every school has one of those people
COME as u r337 (11:23:19 PM): we had 20
iamjohnbeck (11:23:59 PM): we had 2, and i was homeschooled :-\
ID #523
Occurred: 2 May 2010
Submitted: 3 May 2010, 2:06 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (15 votes)
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Alec posts a sexy story on the board using GE levels in every line

GoldenJ007 (12:59:55 AM): "God Dam, I need to use the Facilities to take a shit my nigga, or it gonna runway from my asshole!"
"Shit nigga, on the surface you look fine, but in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you!"
"Frigate hurts god damnit, on the surface 2 I agree with you, but bunker 2 feels like a statue's in there!"
"Archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets, there's depots full of weed coming on the next train"
Thiradell (12:59:59 AM): loooooooooooooooooooool
Thiradell (1:00:03 AM): three lines
HistoricToast (1:00:04 AM): LLOLOL
SupaOdin (1:00:06 AM): wtf
HistoricToast (1:00:08 AM): lmao
HistoricToast (1:00:14 AM): not even finished but lolling already
HistoricToast (1:00:17 AM): omg
HistoricToast (1:00:22 AM): he's written it in character omgfg
Infil12 (1:00:26 AM): what is this i don't even
Thiradell (1:00:30 AM): it gonna runway from my asshole
HistoricToast (1:00:34 AM): LOMFGAGF
HistoricToast (1:00:38 AM): omg
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:38 AM): rofl
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:40 AM): that is EPIC
HistoricToast (1:00:44 AM): i'm fucing crying
HistoricToast (1:00:46 AM): i'm crying irl
Thiradell (1:00:47 AM): archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets
Im Ngamer (1:01:02 AM): oh man Jim
HistoricToast (1:01:07 AM): mk;nfggfn
Thiradell (1:01:10 AM): definitely an A for effort
Im Ngamer (1:01:10 AM): you just stepped up your game big time
GoldenJ007 (1:01:17 AM): "That Jungle's out of control on din mor's cavern pussy, cradle my motherfuckin dick in yo hand and call me El Azteca as I go all Egyptian on yo ass!"
HistoricToast (1:01:17 AM): omfg
HistoricToast (1:01:19 AM): ~Q~Q~Q~~Q~Q~Q~Q
Thiradell (1:01:22 AM): in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you
Thiradell (1:01:25 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:33 AM): rofllllllllll
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:35 AM): this is ridic
Thiradell (1:01:35 AM): El Azteca haha
HistoricToast (1:01:35 AM): never have i lolled so hard at something in chat
ID #41
Occurred: Dec 26 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
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(9:42:10 PM) holycatholique has entered the room.
katslover42 (9:42:56 PM): Holycatholique, Batman!
ID #369
Occurred: 7 Jul 2006
Submitted: 7 Jul 2006, 11:47 AM
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Rating: 3.414/4 (29 votes)
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Neo1337 has entered the room.
ShadowZeroPD (16:21:07): morning neo
Neo1337 (16:21:21): Morning SZ
YourElitenessPD (16:21:31): Say, guys
YourElitenessPD (16:21:39): What's a good program to use to create ISOs?
Neo1337 (16:21:58): I use Isobuster
ShadowZeroPD (16:22:08): no idea
YourElitenessPD (16:22:10): Send/link?
Neo1337 (16:22:24): www.isobuster.com (link to www.lemonparty.org)
YourElitenessPD (16:22:41): Arg, you got me
Neo1337 (16:22:46): :)
(16:22:51) Neo1337 has left the room.
YourElitenessPD (16:22:59): Fuck, that was SZ
ShadowZeroPD (16:23:02): Agd
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
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Neo1337 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #539
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 15 Oct 2010, 10:42 AM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (13 votes)
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HiddeNVillsgEoo7: but then again infil
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: what prompts intelligent, good looking, charming, funny guys like you and I to not have jobs and spend the majority of our time doing essentially nothing on the internet/TV?
Infil12: din mor
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: expert answer
Im Ngamer: only spotted 4 problems with that question
Infil12: and i'd say at least 3 of those 4 adjectives don't describe me
Infil12: one of them is true, though
HistoricToast: no, none of them are true
Infil12: i guess the "guy" part is
Infil12: mostly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: don't be so modest
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you're what, 6'2?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: have a deep voice
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you have a good man build
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your blonde hair is so fine
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your smile is adorable
Im Ngamer: calm down Goose
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: girls would love you!
HistoricToast: what about me
HistoricToast: why don't girls love me
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you look like you're 12
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you live 4 hours away from a city
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your name is like RHUAWEIAUHEIUAHEIUAH
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