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ID #589
Occurred: 15 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:17 PM
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Rating: 2.833/4 (6 votes)
(21:33:44) DrInvertigone: Why have I been having so many nightmares in recent memory?
(21:34:03) GoldenJimbo007: Do any of them involve me hanging up the cleats in GE
(21:35:20) DrInvertigone: I had one last night - The U.S. placed more sanctions on Iran. As a result, the Muslims tried smuggling drugs back to their countries. I was walking to my Grandma's house and there were police and search dogs to sniff for drugs. Despite not having any drugs, the dog bit my bottom and latch onto it with his teeth while I was walking. He wouldn't let go. So instead of walking, the dog's bite forced me to leap like an astronaut to her house.
(22:30:34) ngonhislaptop: so you jumped a mile and ended up at the destination you wanted safe and sound, doesn't seem like such a bad nightmare to me
(22:31:13) DrInvertigone: No, Jon. A dog was biting me in the behind the entire time. His teeth were latched on, forcing me to travel in an abnormal way.
(22:33:53) DrInvertigone: Another nightmare was about Mace. The dream involved another secret character not in the game - Althorithm (Like Algorithm, but Althorithm was his name) He was like another Asmodeous and unbeatable. So I remember asking how to beat Althorithm on the internet. The key is not to call Althorithm by his name but to refer to this character as "He Who Shall Not Be Named"
(22:38:23) ngonhislaptop: so the nightmare was that you got stuck in a video game and had to google for help
ID #61
Occurred: Feb 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.853/4 (34 votes)
ShadowZeroPD (10:18:29 AM): wtf is up with my pd page?
ShadowZeroPD (10:18:36 AM): http://www.geocities.com/ShadowZero64/ (link to lemonparty.org)
Im Ngamer (10:30:43 AM): well SZ, it could possibly be a problem with the HTML
Im Ngamer (10:30:58 AM): you know, if you try to change the color INSIDE of a time, it can ruin things
Im Ngamer (10:31:11 AM): let me do a quick scan of your code for you, and then-
Im Ngamer (10:31:13 AM): AHHHHH
Im Ngamer (10:31:19 AM): what are those men doing?!
COME as u r337 (10:31:38 AM): The same thing they were doing when you masturbated to that picture 10 minutes ago.
Im Ngamer (10:32:31 AM): hm... yeah, I guess so, now that I look more close
Im Ngamer (10:32:50 AM): I simply must stop being so horrified
ID #502
Occurred: 28 Apr 2009
Submitted: 28 Apr 2009, 3:29 PM
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Rating: 3.421/4 (19 votes)
RedBullPD (13:11:28): watch'd
RedBullPD (13:11:33): time to celebrate with 24 etc etc
RedBullPD (13:11:36): din mor last night
RedBullPD (13:11:44): there, you can stay idle for 5 hours now jim
ShadowZeroPD (13:14:05): I'm soooooooooo drunk
ShadowZeroPD (13:14:10): there, you can stay idle for 50 years
ID #104
Occurred: Jun 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.788/4 (33 votes)
katslover42 (8:30:32 PM): Steve...going to take pics?
COME as u r337 (8:31:21 PM): Um.. if I have a chance
COME as u r337 (8:31:29 PM): we didn't have a camera when shade was here :(
COME as u r337 (8:32:49 PM): "SZ: I should've gotten pictures of me and Fal's mor"
COME as u r337 (8:32:54 PM): "OB: lololol"
COME as u r337 (8:33:01 PM): "Fal: :'("
Im Ngamer (8:33:18 PM): Shep: *idle*
COME as u r337 (8:34:42 PM): "Mark: ffs just lost 125 thou on AAKK342QJ"
COME as u r337 (8:33:17 PM): That's if this chat was 5 hours earlier
ID #7
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that
ID #187
Occurred: Sep 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.720/4 (25 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:52:44 PM): overall, the GameCube wasn't that great for me, because there were a lot of games which just demanded too much of you
Stickmansam 1024 (7:53:33 PM): TS2, Wind Waker, Melee, all required hideous amounts of effort to fully complete
Stickmansam 1024 (7:59:13 PM): WW needed ONE ring-shaped continent, with an ocean in the middle
Stickmansam 1024 (7:59:54 PM): more dungeons
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:05 PM): higher difficulty rating
Im Ngamer (8:00:28 PM): first all these GC games are too hard, now he wants them harder!
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:47 PM): perhaps I should just admit outright that I contradict myself a lot
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): contradict yourself? just yesterday you said you never did that!
Stickmansam 1024 (8:01:35 PM): no I didn't!
ID #433
Occurred: 28 Jun 2007
Submitted: 27 Jun 2007, 7:55 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (27 votes)
octoinky (7:38:40 PM): lamest WR ever - mariokart level shortcut has 0.00
HistoricToast (7:38:46 PM): sounds lame
octoinky (7:38:50 PM): it was glitched
HistoricToast (7:38:55 PM): din mor was glitched
Rshepherd1000 (7:39:00 PM): your nonsense is making the chat lag bloode
HistoricToast (7:39:07 PM): din mor lagged
HistoricToast (7:39:19 PM): either or that or she came so hard that time itself slowed down
ID #243
Occurred: Nov 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (32 votes)
Im Ngamer (5:48:16 PM): where were YOU?
Neo26988 (5:48:24 PM): Noosa.
Im Ngamer (5:52:15 PM): No, sir?
Im Ngamer (5:52:19 PM): just tell me where you went!
Neo26988 (5:52:28 PM): I told you, Noosa.
Im Ngamer (5:52:41 PM): stop talking like Jar Jar Binks, and tell me where you went
Neo26988 (5:53:05 PM): Fine, I went north for 2 hours to some resort to visit my friends, ok?
Im Ngamer (5:53:35 PM): messa happy with that response
ID #155
Occurred: Aug 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo26988 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo26988 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo26988 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"
ID #185
Occurred: Sep 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (24 votes)
Im Ngamer (3:29:36 AM): wow, that's alot of people, must be a pretty big store
YourElitenessPD (3:29:58 AM): Well, we have Dick Smith stuff
Im Ngamer (3:30:26 AM): Dick who? sorry, we don't have those stores around here
CieloAzor (3:31:12 AM): Right between the blacksmith and the silversmith, there's a little shop where the dicksmith works.
CieloAzor (3:32:11 AM): I'm not sure I want to think too much about what his job entails.
Im Ngamer (3:32:19 AM): little shop? you'd think he could work out of a hole in the wall
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