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ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
ID #467
Occurred: 2 Feb 2008
Submitted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (22 votes)
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octoinky (11:55:22 PM): i learned a TON of cool shit in biopsychology though
octoinky (11:55:26 PM): coolest class ive taken probably
octoinky (11:55:54 PM): pretty much all the fun shit ive told you about, goose, has been from that class
octoinky (11:55:57 PM): phantom limbs etc
octoinky (11:56:18 PM): then we learned literally what happens in the brain to make all that shit happen
RyanWhiteGoose (11:56:51 PM): wow
RyanWhiteGoose (11:56:52 PM): thats insane
Im Ngamer (11:57:04 PM): rumor has it Goose has 4 to 5 phantom inches
ID #149
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.933/4 (30 votes)
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ID #193
Occurred: Sep 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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(23:58:26) Neo26988: "Send us the top 10 ways you can tell a chef used to be a hacker."
(23:58:44) Neo26988: The story:
(23:58:49) Neo26988: "A Brisbane man who pleaded guilty to hacking into a former employer's system told the judge he has stopped working in IT and is training to become a chef."

* Introduces himself to you as an ex-hacker
* Apron says "World's Best Hacker"
* Wears a white hat
* Cooks nothing but ramen
* RAIDs his 5 small freezers into one big one
* Dishwasher has 128-bit encryption
* When asked about why it's taking so long to prepare the food, says "It's behind a firewall"
* Tries to get into the FBI's database with the blender
* Large collection of pornography hidden under the radishes
* Hacks vegetables
* Food on your plate is sorted by "Last Modified" date
* The cookies have chips in them
* Restaraunt has a /\/\ 3 |\| |_|
* Works for free
* Bill must be paid via PayPal
* Gets a phonecall from Microsoft 4 minutes into turning on his laptop in the kitchen
* Thinks he's better than every other chef
* Menu only has crackers on it
(Contributors: Wheat, BloodE, Sam, Neo, Dayle)
ID #465
Occurred: 3 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 8:18 PM
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Rating: 2.565/4 (23 votes)
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*during half-time of Super Bowl 42*
COME as u r337 (6:56:02 PM): good first half
COME as u r337 (6:56:15 PM): now, who wants to pick a Petty song?
COME as u r337 (6:56:18 PM): First song will be...
COME as u r337 (6:56:23 PM): Runnin Down A Dream
Im Ngamer (6:56:38 PM): sorry Come, I don't make petty bets
ID #110
Occurred: Jun 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.258/4 (31 votes)
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CieloAzor (11:11:10 PM): 42 Peter if I may change.
Im Ngamer (11:11:14 PM): ah, there's the Poster support
COME as u r337 (11:16:16 PM): you mean, tape, Jon?
COME as u r337 (11:16:23 PM): the poster support... tape.... HAHAHAHAHAH
Im Ngamer (11:16:30 PM): lololol!
COME as u r337 (11:16:35 PM): or maybe thumbtacks!
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:37 PM): hahahahahaa
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:42 PM): or that poster puddy stuff
COME as u r337 (11:16:47 PM): Sticky tack!
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:50 PM): or nails actually
Im Ngamer (11:16:51 PM): this will never get old!
Im Ngamer (11:16:53 PM): wait, it just did
Im Ngamer (11:16:55 PM): moving on
ID #244
Occurred: Nov 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.813/4 (32 votes)
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PerfectSimKilla (11:30:12 PM): "holycatholique (12:29:42 AM): morning"
nice combonation of color, hot pink and green
holycatholique (11:31:05 PM): thank you!
Im Ngamer (11:38:05 PM): you're doing your parents proud, wiff!
holycatholique (11:39:53 PM): ok?
CieloAzor (11:40:15 PM): Sounds better than ok to me.
CieloAzor (11:40:40 PM): Three cheers for wiff and his attractive color scheme!
Im Ngamer (11:40:49 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:40:53 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:40:58 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:02 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:41:06 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:08 PM): HOORAY!
Im Ngamer (11:41:15 PM): *21 gun salute!*
CieloAzor (11:41:38 PM): Bring in the jugglers!
Obfuscation314 (11:43:58 PM): *juggles 21 guns*
Im Ngamer (11:44:07 PM): ohhhhh! ahhhhh!
Im Ngamer (11:43:19 PM): that was like an episode straight out of a The Cheat cartoon
ID #492
Occurred: 6 Aug 2008
Submitted: 8 Aug 2008, 7:37 AM
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Rating: 3.143/4 (21 votes)
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dragondragon18 (14:21:18): jim wants to leave a day earlier if possible
BluelineGoddess (14:21:37): just so there's only 3 of you in the van rofl
wheatrich (14:21:42): will anyone be there a day earlier?
dragondragon18 (14:21:53): well, we'd get there tuesday night
DKK5 (14:22:26): "Goddammit"
wheatrich (14:22:27): right but will anyone BE there
wheatrich (14:22:35): as in the weathertons
dragondragon18 (14:22:40): we will!
DKK5 (14:22:53): They can sleep in the van if nobody is there
DKK5 (14:23:00): Since there's only 3 people
wheatrich (14:23:13): not sure 3 would fit so well sleeping all at once
wheatrich (14:23:26): but the van can easily hold 4 I don't know what jim's problem is
BluelineGoddess (14:23:26): 3 people don't need much room
wheatrich (14:23:43): I think he wants to sleep on the way in/out
DKK5 (14:23:57): "You try keeping 4 people happy in the van *kicks you in the nuts*"
wheatrich (14:23:59): but there still should be some room for that given we're not taking sleeping stuff like last year
wheatrich (14:24:10): and by we I mean they
wheatrich (14:24:19): since I'm not going in the van
DKK5 (14:24:57): It seems like Jim wants this entire meet catered to his interests as much as possible
BluelineGoddess (14:25:18): much like he wants life catered to him as much as possible
wheatrich (14:25:47): he knows enough caterers
ID #214
Occurred: Oct 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.963/4 (27 votes)
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[23:18] YourGirlChica: A breezy and beautiful night here - 85 wonderful degrees
[23:18] YourGirlChica: Wait no, 75
[23:18] YourGirlChica: sorry heh
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: it's cold... raining hard... windy.
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: maybe a bit of snow mixed in.
[23:19] ImNgamer: will get up to 66 tomorrow, partly cloudy
[23:19] CieloAzor: Weather schmeather.
[23:19] ImNgamer: we'd make a fine trio of weathergirls!
[23:19] ImNgamer: I mean... weather...people
[23:20] YourGirlChica: . . .
ID #97
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (03:41:43): Over 1 million people have HIV 8-(
ShadowZeroPD (03:42:23): hm, didn't know din mor had slept with so many
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