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ID #356
Occurred: 16 Jun 2006
Submitted: 16 Jun 2006, 6:29 PM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (27 votes)
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ID #226
Occurred: Oct 24 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.207/4 (29 votes)
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CieloAzor (9:59:39 PM): Rosa Parks dead...as of now.
CieloAzor (9:59:50 PM): Rosa, we hardly knew ye.
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:55 PM): oh, unfortunate.
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:27 PM): *thinks of the first joke, but it's horrifyingly distasteful*
CieloAzor (10:00:58 PM): Oh, does that mean her seat is finally open?
COME as u r337 (10:01:24 PM): I wonder if she'll bitch about being put in the back of the cemetery, too.
COME as u r337 (10:02:39 PM): We're horrible.
ID #331
Occurred: May 12 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (28 votes)
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mjf345 (8:52:04 PM): hm, let's see how many edits i have so far on the wiki...
mjf345 (8:52:15 PM): still not 500...
mjf345 (8:52:32 PM): 404
Regular Civilian (8:52:55 PM): Number not found?
mjf345 (8:53:39 PM): what do you mean by "Number not found?"?
Regular Civilian (8:54:30 PM): geek'd
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
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Neo1337 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #585
Occurred: 10 Dec 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:56 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (12:55:29 AM): I caught a mouse on stream
GoldenJ007 (12:55:40 AM): Brought the little son of a bitch to my table (still alive for a good 40 mins btw)
GoldenJ007 (12:55:46 AM): Waited for him to die, no dice
GoldenJ007 (12:55:49 AM): So he peed on my table, then I got mad
GoldenJ007 (12:55:53 AM): So I took him outside and ended the misery there, stomped on the trap
GoldenJ007 (12:55:57 PM): Popped its eye out but wasn't dead
GoldenJ007 (12:55:59 PM): I had my sandals on (with socks, sigh)
Thiradell (12:56:28 AM): your table has the power of death but he was alive for 40 minutes?
GoldenJ007 (12:56:31 AM): Plastic mouse trap, caught him by the nose
GoldenJ007 (12:56:45 AM): So he was kicking and squeeling as I put him on camera
GoldenJ007 (12:56:54 AM): I set the trap/mouse next to my microphone and played around with this
GoldenJ007 (12:56:58 AM): 40 minutes later he's still trying to get out
Thiradell (12:57:28 AM): twitch suing
Infilament (12:57:51 AM): jimbo gets mad because an animal in his death throes urinated while jimbo was putting him on camera for his own amusement
DKK5 (12:58:01 AM): ^
Infilament (12:58:03 AM): so jimbo taught that son of a bitch a good lesson
DKK5 (12:58:32 AM): Torturing animals in public is a slippery slope
DKK5 (12:58:40 AM): Just ask known troll thingy
GoldenJ007 (12:58:56 AM): It's not torture when he previously ate through some of my food and poo'd all over my pots and pans
StinsonOnIphone (12:59:09 AM): Lol
StinsonOnIphone (12:59:13 AM): So it's justified?
DKK5 (12:59:26 AM): That's what the folks at Guantanamo Bay said
ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
ID #119
Occurred: 29 Jun 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:06:31 PM): but who takes the bronze? why, none other than...
Im Ngamer (11:06:42 PM): Woll!
Neo1337 (11:06:46 PM): *h5's*
COME as u r337 (11:06:47 PM): man
Smashocracy (11:06:47 PM): nice
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:50 PM): omg
ShadowZeroPD (11:06:54 PM): SCORE ONE FOR THE RONMAN!
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:57 PM): i'm on a woll
ID #513
Occurred: 19 Aug 2009
Submitted: 20 Aug 2009, 12:43 AM
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Rating: 3.412/4 (17 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:37:52 PM): Jim, a friend at work is giving away kittens, would you like one?
GoldenJ007 (11:38:08 PM): Seriously?
GoldenJ007 (11:38:09 PM): Sure
CarathornPD (11:38:17 PM): they are not for eating
Thiradell (11:38:20 PM): hahaha
GoldenJ007 (11:38:21 PM): bah
CieloAzor (11:38:32 PM): so nevermind?
ID #293
Occurred: Apr 04 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.741/4 (27 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (2:29:57 PM): New WR on the rankings! http://www.the-elite.net/GE/elite.htm (lemonparty.org)
CieloAzor (2:50:19 PM): That's no record!
CieloAzor (2:50:23 PM): I've had up to 6 old men at once!
ID #155
Occurred: 5 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
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octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo1337 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo1337 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo1337 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"
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