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ID #328
Occurred: May 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.931/4 (29 votes)
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VGKingOfKings (4:48:25 PM): have any of you done games testing?
CieloAzor (4:48:32 PM): I applied once.
CieloAzor (4:48:51 PM): Tried to test Madden '05. :-\
CieloAzor (4:50:29 PM): EA/Tiburon seemed pretty selective.
CieloAzor (4:55:04 PM): Ugh, the interview was brutal.
CieloAzor (4:55:13 PM): Got interviewed by 3 guys at once.
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:24 PM): yeah, I've had that
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:29 PM): oh wait, "interviewed"?
ID #409
Occurred: 10 Jan 2007
Submitted: 10 Jan 2007, 1:08 PM
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Rating: 3.042/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:04:21): Bah, I hate having a job.
CieloAzor (12:04:28): But more than that, I hate applying for a job!
COME as u r337 (12:04:30): You don't even have it yet!
CieloAzor (12:05:58): I'll probably play poker more if I get a job.
CieloAzor (12:06:06): So I can get rich enough to quit it. :-)
COME as u r337 (12:06:10): and you'll gamble more
COME as u r337 (12:06:12): and end up losing
COME as u r337 (12:06:15): and need the job
COME as u r337 (12:06:34): then get fired for putting bets on how fast you can clean toilets at work
COME as u r337 (12:06:52): then get kicked out of the house for betting your mom you can beat her at a GNC
COME as u r337 (12:07:09): then bet away all your clothes on a game of dice out on the streets
COME as u r337 (12:07:18): and live naked under a bridge for the rest of your life
COME as u r337 (12:07:26): until you bet your spot away to some homeless guy
CieloAzor (12:08:03): I find this all ridiculously unlikely!
COME as u r337 (12:08:09): Wanna bet on it?
CieloAzor (12:08:13): You're on!
ID #239
Occurred: Sep 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.067/4 (30 votes)
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JamesBond315xxx: There's a demo for the Revolution called...
JamesBond315xxx: Pilot Wangs.
Im Ngamer: BloodE will be the Pilot Wangs Champ in like, 2 hours
Im Ngamer: I doubt anyone could Pilot Wangs better
BloodE of Sorrow: you are making fun of me, arent you?
Im Ngamer: not at all BloodE
Im Ngamer: I just don't think anyone can match your Wang Piloting experience
BloodE of Sorrow: ...
BloodE of Sorrow: im not gay
ID #269
Occurred: 22 Jan 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.069/4 (29 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (12:16:45 AM): How many levels have water in them?
GoldenJ007 (12:16:48 AM): Think very carefully.
Regular Civilian (12:16:56 AM): Dam
Regular Civilian (12:16:58 AM): Facility
Neo1337 (12:17:02 AM): Facility has water?
J Eternia F (12:17:03 AM): where?
Neo1337 (12:17:06 AM): Don't tell me you mean the toilet.
Regular Civilian (12:17:06 AM): toilet
Neo1337 (12:17:09 AM): FFS.
GoldenJ007 (12:17:09 AM): lol, yep.
Neo1337 (12:17:16 AM): You. Are. Gay.
Regular Civilian (12:17:20 AM): Deski.
Neo1337 (12:17:24 AM): SNOW HAS LIKE WATER IN IT
Neo1337 (12:17:29 AM): SO BOTH SURFACES
Neo1337 (12:17:38 AM): JUNGLE...THERE COULD BE DEW EVERWHERE
GoldenJ007 (12:17:40 AM): No.
Neo1337 (12:17:41 AM): SO LIKE THERE'S WATER
GoldenJ007 (12:17:45 AM): Neo loses.
Neo1337 (12:17:48 AM): No I don't.
Neo1337 (12:17:50 AM): There's dirt.
Neo1337 (12:17:56 AM): There is water soaked in to it.
Neo1337 (12:18:05 AM): Jungles are always humid.
Regular Civilian (12:18:12 AM): You lose, Neo.
Regular Civilian (12:18:14 AM): Shut up.
Neo1337 (12:18:20 AM): Runway, because there's water in the petrol in the plane, maybe.
Neo1337 (12:18:25 AM): Probably a li'l H2O
GoldenJ007 (12:18:27 AM): stfu.
Neo1337 (12:18:52 AM): Aztec, there'd have to be some water on the rocket.
Neo1337 (12:18:56 AM): Or people would go thirsty.
GoldenJ007 (12:19:05 AM): *ignores*
Regular Civilian (12:19:05 AM): *ignores Neo*
ID #372
Occurred: 25 Jul 2006
Submitted: 25 Jul 2006, 4:57 PM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
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(21:41:00) Stickmansam 1024: hmm, cheats which would be useful during sex...
(21:41:03) Stickmansam 1024: All Weapons?
(21:41:05) Stickmansam 1024: All Guns
(21:41:09) Stickmansam 1024: "Gold PP7", hah
(21:41:11) Larkin375: invincible
(21:41:16) Stickmansam 1024: invisible!
(21:41:23) Stickmansam 1024: Turbo Mode
(21:41:38) Stickmansam 1024: Oh oh! "Buddy"
(21:41:59) RyanWhiteGoose: fast animation?
(21:42:04) Stickmansam 1024: slow animation
(21:42:54) Stickmansam 1024: Unlimited ammo
(21:43:14) RyanWhiteGoose: DK mode?
(21:43:20) RyanWhiteGoose: everything is bigger! :)
(21:43:21) Larkin375: uhhh
(21:43:36) Stickmansam 1024: no
(21:43:40) Stickmansam 1024: actually just arms and heads
(21:43:45) Stickmansam 1024: quite unattractive
(21:43:44) Larkin375: and head
(21:43:55) Larkin375: and thighs of course
(21:44:05) RyanWhiteGoose: paintball mode is a must :)
(21:44:13) Stickmansam 1024: hah!
(21:44:20) RyanWhiteGoose: tiny bond?
(21:44:23) Larkin375: no!
(21:44:28) Larkin375: you know what that means!
(21:44:33) Stickmansam 1024: you'll get lost
(21:44:47) Stickmansam 1024: in the "Water Caverns"
(21:44:52) RyanWhiteGoose: hmm
(21:44:58) RyanWhiteGoose: I do think infinate ammo is necessary
(21:45:03) Larkin375: yeah
(21:45:13) Larkin375: you don't wanna shoot out blanks in the middle of the action ;-)
(21:45:40) Stickmansam 1024: infinite ammo no reloads
ID #354
Occurred: 14 Jun 2006
Submitted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:45 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
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(12:58:39 PM) Toryeeyore has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (12:58:45 PM): morning Thor
Toryeeyore (12:59:19 PM): hiya sweetie
BadassFal (12:59:27 PM): someone talking in here?
NathanStinson (1:00:00 PM): who is thor?
Im Ngamer (1:00:06 PM): Fal's old girlfriend
*10 minutes of Fal/Thor arguing later*
Toryeeyore (1:09:21 PM): he caNt take me back
BadassFal (1:09:27 PM): :-\
NathanStinson (1:09:23 PM): ?
NathanStinson (1:09:27 PM): are you a gril?
Im Ngamer (1:09:31 PM): Nate, don't even try
CieloAzor (1:09:33 PM): heh
Im Ngamer (1:09:35 PM): just stay out
CieloAzor (1:09:38 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (1:10:38 PM): now just watch, Thor will cook a steak on her forehead and Nate will look like a genius
CieloAzor (1:10:48 PM): hahahahaha
ID #399
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:40 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:23:38 AM): who is creeping death?
Im Ngamer (12:23:52 AM): oh, Jimmy Bauer
Im Ngamer (12:24:02 AM): someone find his SN!
Neo1337 (12:24:29 AM): That's my job isn't it.
Im Ngamer (12:24:51 AM): ah, got it
Im Ngamer (12:24:53 AM): Link4626
Im Ngamer (12:25:00 AM): interrogate him, Neo!
CieloAzor (12:25:40 AM): You don't interrogate Bauer! This isn't Soviet Russia!
Im Ngamer (12:26:41 AM): make sure you don't tell him you're a terrorist, Neo
Im Ngamer (12:26:53 AM): I've heard Bauer doesn't negotiate with them
ID #236
Occurred: 15 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.893/4 (28 votes)
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(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:27) Ngamer: now, Gold Mansacks, what is that exactly?
(19:17:40) Ngamer: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:18:07) Ngamer: or at least, it didn't seem like the kind of company that would be looking to do business with you
(19:18:17) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: well, not specifically
(19:19:18) Ngamer: is a Golden Mansack sort of like a Golden Shower?
(19:19:25) Ngamer: those I'm more familiar with
(19:19:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: not Golden
(19:19:52) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Gold
(19:20:24) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: a gold mansack is kind of a like a body bag, only more formal and more expensive
(19:20:35) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: you see them at certain eastern funerals
(19:20:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it's a highly profitable industry
(19:21:43) Ngamer: alright alright
(19:21:53) Ngamer: but where does the technology come in?
(19:22:02) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: actually they are a huge multinational financial company
(19:22:22) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: London, Zuerich, Paris, New York, Tokyo, etc.
(19:22:54) Ngamer: hm... sounds like they're pretty good in the Sack
(19:23:03) Ngamer: the Mansack, as it were
(19:23:10) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Quite right
ID #147
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
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The controller is your weapon, let there be no restrictions on how you wield it.
~ ancient Chinese proverb, tr. Derek Clark
ID #180
Occurred: Aug 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.077/4 (26 votes)
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(02:44:49) dragondragon18: i dont eat breakfast
(02:44:54) dragondragon18: however i did this morning
(02:45:01) Stickmansam 1024: so you DO eat breakfast
(02:45:07) Stickmansam 1024: check and MATE!
(02:45:17) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: *checks dayle and mates with her?*
(02:45:21) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: good idea, sam!
(02:49:03) Stickmansam 1024: always remember, check THEN mate
(02:49:12) Stickmansam 1024: the other way around can lead to trouble
(02:49:26) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: if i know jons sex life, it's always a stale mate
(02:50:33) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: jon usually mates with the knight and the bishop
(02:50:42) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: while the king watches
(02:50:53) Stickmansam 1024: PAWNED!
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