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ID #534
Occurred: 9 Sep 2010
Submitted: 9 Sep 2010, 10:54 PM
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Rating: 3.143/4 (14 votes)
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7:00:04 infil12: in that NFL fantasy commercial where the guy says "just because i'm retired doesn't mean i'm not busy"
7:00:12 infil12: what does he say when he's playing madden?
7:00:33 thiradell: "that athlete's foot stuff really does work"
7:00:28 hiddenvillsgeoo7: "I'm a fag, hurr durr"
7:00:39 infil12: no, not the text you sent that girl, goose
7:01:21 hiddenvillsgeoo7: LOL
ID #535
Occurred: 11 Sep 2010
Submitted: 11 Sep 2010, 2:28 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (14 votes)
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1:00:08 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
alecboy006 (1:00:16 PM): Getting a lap top today
alecboy006 (1:00:24 PM): Min Mor and I are fighting again
Rshepherd1000 (1:00:26 PM): csb
alecboy006 (1:00:34 PM): I overheard her just now "Why didn't I get an abortion?"
Rshepherd1000 (1:00:44 PM): WHAT
alecboy006 (1:01:08 PM): Fucking bitch face I swear
Scott (1:03:12 PM): Was she talking about your siblings?
alecboy006 (1:03:23 PM): I don't have any siblings.
ID #53
Occurred: Jan 03 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.304/4 (46 votes)
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(5:15:25 PM) GoldeneyeGuy007 has entered the room.
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:28 PM): WHO PUT A @#%$ PICKET SIGN ON MY FRONT LAWN??
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:30 PM): @#%$ you Food
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:35 PM): Or Ngamer
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:37 PM): Or come for that matter
COME as u r337 (5:15:49 PM): what did it say?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:52 PM): @#%$ you
COME as u r337 (5:15:56 PM): what?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:04 PM): Shut up dude
COME as u r337 (5:16:09 PM): wtf?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:31 PM): Someone put a picket sign on my front lawn that says "Jimbo is teh gay"
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:33 PM): NASCAR'D!
ID #81
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Wouter: Everybody knows I'm a woman.
rpauk: God doesn't yet.
Neo: He does, he's just being polite and doesn't want to say anything.
ID #224
Occurred: 23 Oct 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal: you kick the ball around with your feet, hence the reason they call it FOOTball
Neo1337: You're gay, hence the reason we call you GAY.
i perkedyourmum: lol
BadassFal: That wasnt funny, hence the reason i didnt LAUGH!
Neo1337: What? You had sex with your brother?
i perkedyourmum: i did
Neo1337: rofl
Neo1337: Bad timeing Mark.
Neo1337: Bad. Bad. Timeing.
ID #155
Occurred: 5 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
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octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo1337 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo1337 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo1337 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"
ID #183
Occurred: Sep 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.680/4 (25 votes)
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The Illu: the whole worlds a stage and we're merely players right?
JamesBond315xxx: The Matrix!
JamesBond315xxx: So what, the world is stage one, what's stage two?
The Illu: the whole world's a stage and we're merely players?
JamesBond315xxx: Wow, a lot of people are stuck on level one
ID #174
Occurred: Aug 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.679/4 (28 votes)
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DC xPRO 619: how do u say fuck in spansih
Obfuscation314: You might want to learn some English first.
l34ss l3oost: omfgwtfpwned!!!!!hi
ID #33
Occurred: Jan 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.567/4 (30 votes)
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FoodsHoverCage (1:24:51 PM): Haircut, work, sleep, all that good stuff
(1:25:00 PM) FoodsHoverCage has left the room.
Im Ngamer (1:25:11 PM): 1:30 in the aft and he's already thinking about sleep
COME as u r337 (1:25:40 PM): i slept horribly.. it was too hot in here, but when i opened the window it was either rainy or cold
failurewarningV1 (1:26:24 PM): or that wierd man in the trenchcoat kept looking in
COME as u r337 (1:26:32 PM): I'm on the 2nd floor.
COME as u r337 (1:26:37 PM): he'd have to be 14 feet tall.
Im Ngamer (1:26:58 PM): *puts away stilts*
COME as u r337 (1:27:20 PM): Jon, don't play with your sex toys in front of the children
COME as u r337 (1:28:43 PM): you don't wanna know where he "puts them away"
COME as u r337 (1:29:02 PM): just realise that it requires a lot of grease and an air cannon
ID #387
Occurred: 3 Sep 2006
Submitted: 4 Sep 2006, 12:14 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (24 votes)
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l34ss l3oost (23:53:24): only pics i have
l34ss l3oost (23:53:30): are the ones we took in a picture booth
l34ss l3oost (23:54:02): and im not going to use a webcam to take a picture of those
l34ss l3oost (23:54:08): the quality would be unseable
RyanWhiteGoose (23:54:31): does she have a digcam?
holycatholique (23:54:54): vaginas, Goose
holycatholique (23:54:58): girls have vaginas

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