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Neo1337 (8:12:44 PM): Here's a myspace bulletin I just got (I know, myspace, ugh)
Neo1337 (8:12:55 PM): Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with "Orgasm".
Im Ngamer (8:17:26 PM): 12 Angry Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:17:38 PM): that might actually be better than the original!
Im Ngamer (8:18:22 PM): Raiders of the Lost Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:18:41 PM): Silent Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:18:50 PM): Schindler's Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:18:51 PM): A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:19:03 PM): An Orgasm To Remember
CieloAzor (8:19:13 PM): Orgasm Wars
Neo1337 (8:19:19 PM): The Passion of the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:19:24 PM): Mr. Smith Goes to Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:19:31 PM): Eyes Wide Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:19:35 PM): Gone In 60 Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:19:49 PM): I prefer Orgasm Wide Open
Im Ngamer (8:20:50 PM): Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:20:59 PM): Orgasm of the Apes
CieloAzor (8:21:22 PM): Orgasm Wood
CieloAzor (8:21:45 PM): Little Miss Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:22:21 PM): Anatomy of An Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:22:29 PM): V For Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:22:48 PM): Sweet Smell of Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:23:11 PM): Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:23:45 PM): The Orgasm Who Shot Liberty Valance
CieloAzor (8:24:12 PM): Rear Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:25:03 PM): Orgasm Me if You Can
Im Ngamer (8:26:21 PM): or Catch Me If You Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:26:30 PM): Joe Versus the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:27:33 PM): An Inconvenient Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:27:56 PM): A Few Good Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:28:39 PM): He Orgasms, She Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:29:59 PM): Surviving the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:31:34 PM): Die Hard: With An Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:34:24 PM): Mighty Morphin' Power Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:34:50 PM): Dead Man Orgasming
CieloAzor (8:34:57 PM): Intolerable Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:35:12 PM): Very Bad Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:35:46 PM): Shall We Orgasm?
CieloAzor (8:36:41 PM): The Orgasms of Extraordinary Gentlemen

FoodsHoverCage (1:24:51 PM): Haircut, work, sleep, all that good stuff
(1:25:00 PM) FoodsHoverCage has left the room.
Im Ngamer (1:25:11 PM): 1:30 in the aft and he's already thinking about sleep
COME as u r337 (1:25:40 PM): i slept horribly.. it was too hot in here, but when i opened the window it was either rainy or cold
failurewarningV1 (1:26:24 PM): or that wierd man in the trenchcoat kept looking in
COME as u r337 (1:26:32 PM): I'm on the 2nd floor.
COME as u r337 (1:26:37 PM): he'd have to be 14 feet tall.
Im Ngamer (1:26:58 PM): *puts away stilts*
COME as u r337 (1:27:20 PM): Jon, don't play with your sex toys in front of the children
COME as u r337 (1:28:43 PM): you don't wanna know where he "puts them away"
COME as u r337 (1:29:02 PM): just realise that it requires a lot of grease and an air cannon

Im Ngamer (11:42:25 PM): whoa, a girl is 42nd
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:46 PM): how sad that such a comment must be preceded by a "whoa"
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:49 PM): but true
Im Ngamer (11:42:51 PM): that's like a new female record
Im Ngamer (11:42:57 PM): for anything
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:58 PM): she'll be 280th by next week
Was He DUpgamer (11:43:04 PM): bcs of those emotions
Neo1337 (11:43:46 PM): she'll have PMS then have like....really bad game-rage
Neo1337 (11:44:02 PM): I think that's why girls shouldn't compete for times
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:11 PM): quite a mature stance
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:15 PM): i think they need to make more babies
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:16 PM): and less PRs
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:28 PM): if i may be sincere

YourElitenessPD (1:43:38 AM): SELECT field FROM x WHERE condition GROUP BY character_name
i337o (1:45:03 AM): i had lots of problems with UNIQUE and DISTINCT in the past
YourElitenessPD (1:45:48 AM): From now on, we should all talk in programming language, || you're gay
YourElitenessPD (1:47:18 AM): Looks like this chatroom got the result of die()
CieloAzor (1:47:44 AM): IF YourElitenessPD > 18 THEN YourElitenessPD = gay, ELSE YourElitenessPD = gay
CieloAzor (1:47:56 AM): Whoops, little glitch in my program there. Sorry.

(2:30:11 AM) NgamerAtWork has left the room.
YourElitenessPD (2:30:40 AM): Hah, he got caught looking at porn
YourElitenessPD (2:30:47 AM): Outraged boss pulled the plug on the PC
YourElitenessPD (2:31:08 AM): Or NG's only chance was to dive for the power button

wheatrich (12:33:11 AM): not sure zeebo plays poker anymore
wheatrich (12:33:17 AM): but he's made enough $ he doesn't have to
Sterlin18 (12:33:22 AM): lol
Sterlin18 (12:33:33 AM): I'd quit after 10 million
Sterlin18 (12:33:39 AM): invest a million
wheatrich (12:33:43 AM): I know you won't have that problem sterling

CieloAzor (9:56:52 PM): yeah, remember when Come had the best team in the league and I was fighting to stay out of last
CieloAzor (9:56:56 PM): cause I don't
Im Ngamer (9:58:47 PM): come now, you were 1-3 and your only win was against Boss, then considered the worst in the league
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 PM): let's not get TOO overconfident in how overconfident you were!
wheatrich (9:59:34 PM): Q's overconfident right now!
DKK5 (9:59:57 PM): I'm not very confident in his overconfidence
Infil12 (10:00:10 PM): i was fairly confident in bed last night
Infil12 (10:00:15 PM): DK's mor agreed!
DKK5 (10:00:27 PM): She told you that in confidence Infil!
DKK5 (10:00:43 PM): You're not a very good confidant
Infil12 (10:00:47 PM): wow
Infil12 (10:00:51 PM): i'm getting schooled by DK
Infil12 (10:00:53 PM): time to shut up!

Yeah, Stephen Hawking is so gay... one time I rode in this cold fusion space shuttle he developed and all of the bathrooms in it had those really wide doors and handlebars next to the toilet to hold on to to get back up... Gosh, it was gay.
~ Bryan Youse

ShadowZeroPD (11:14:49 AM): alliance wins!
ShadowZeroPD (11:14:51 AM): 2 to go
IVI4RK (11:21:25 AM): cool story bro
holycatholique (11:25:28 AM): cool "cool story, bro" story, bro
O Beeeeeasty (11:25:54 AM): cool "cool "cool story, bro" story, bro" story bro

katslover42 (8:30:32 PM): Steve...going to take pics?
COME as u r337 (8:31:21 PM): Um.. if I have a chance
COME as u r337 (8:31:29 PM): we didn't have a camera when shade was here :(
COME as u r337 (8:32:49 PM): "SZ: I should've gotten pictures of me and Fal's mor"
COME as u r337 (8:32:54 PM): "OB: lololol"
COME as u r337 (8:33:01 PM): "Fal: :'("
Im Ngamer (8:33:18 PM): Shep: *idle*
COME as u r337 (8:34:42 PM): "Mark: ffs just lost 125 thou on AAKK342QJ"
COME as u r337 (8:33:17 PM): That's if this chat was 5 hours earlier