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ID #28
Occurred: Mar 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.576/4 (33 votes)
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COME as u r337 (4:17:06 PM): Playing: Come, Jon, Trent, Clark, Chan, Reds
COME as u r337 (4:17:09 PM): Ready here.
Im Ngamer (4:17:14 PM): Dad WON'T GET OFF TV
Im Ngamer (4:17:17 PM): arg
MiG144MFI (4:17:42 PM): Hurry, past my bedtime.
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:04 PM): yeah, i've got people to see, suicide attempts to botch...
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:08 PM): let's move it along
COME as u r337 (4:18:23 PM): I'm 4 behind on my masturbation quota for the day! Hurry up!
JtXeRdFgDhJgRhFd (4:18:32 PM): just play 1 handed
COME as u r337 (4:18:33 PM): Wait.. the endscene will make me only 2 behind
ID #213
Occurred: Oct 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (26 votes)
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Obfuscation314 (8:18:48 PM): That there, that's not me
Stickmansam 1024 (8:18:52 PM): radiohead
COME as u r337 (8:18:52 PM): Radiohead
Stickmansam 1024 (8:18:55 PM): pwned
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:04 PM): that extra shift key cost you, my friend
COME as u r337 (8:19:17 PM): its because you're PAL
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:21 PM): no
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:26 PM): it's because I look down
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:28 PM): at the keyboard
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:31 PM): when I'm typing
ID #250
Occurred: Dec 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.118/4 (34 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (4:44:02 PM): i sent your sister a friend request
GoldenGreg007 (4:44:05 PM): she better accept it
Im Ngamer (5:18:59 PM):
jon this guy named greg woll has listed me as his friend and he goes to ohio northern and i was trying to figure out how i know him or something and i see that you are the only friend i have in common with him so i am wondering who he is and why he is trying to list me as his friend
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:47 PM): haha pwned
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:52 PM): i'm pwning the whole barber family
Im Ngamer (6:21:44 PM): you've gone too far Woll, TOO FAR
Im Ngamer (6:22:00 PM): now I'm going to have to facebook friend your sister
GoldenGreg007 (8:09:25 PM): my sister isn't on facebook
GoldenGreg007 (8:10:41 PM): she already graduated before facebook even started
Im Ngamer (8:11:35 PM): hmm... we'll have to start over then
Im Ngamer (8:11:54 PM): how long is the drive to Ohio? about 7 hours?
Im Ngamer (8:12:27 PM): I'll get you a new sister in 9 months, 7 hours
GoldenGreg007 (8:13:17 PM): i'd like to see you try
Im Ngamer (8:13:47 PM): fine, I'll bring the video camera
ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
ID #530
Occurred: 14 Jun 2010
Submitted: 14 Jun 2010, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 2.615/4 (13 votes)
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*new person Waldosmith1988 is talking about crazy GE times on the day of the QB VS AlecBoy match*
12:47:06 goldenj007: Corey if you don't reveal yourself this instant, I'm not voting for you
12:47:12 goldenj007: I have yet to vote, and QB is right here to take it away
12:47:21 waldosmith1988: i have to go guys
12:47:23 waldosmith1988: later
*waldo leaves*
12:47:27 newershadow: ROFL
12:47:27 regularmg: hahahahahahahahaha
12:47:30 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: LOL
12:47:30 regularmg: oh my
12:47:32 regularmg: I don't even
12:47:35 goldenj007: Holy shit
12:47:36 newershadow: waldo = alec confirmed
12:47:37 regularmg: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:47:45 regularmg: this is gold
12:47:44 newershadow: 5
12:47:45 newershadow: 4
12:47:46 newershadow: 3
12:47:47 newershadow: 2
12:47:48 newershadow: 1
*alecboy006 joins*
12:47:56 supaodin: morning alec
12:47:57 regularmg: waldosmith1988 (00.42.31): i just show alec trevelyan and he died
12:47:58 goldenj007: OMG
12:48:00 thiradell: DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY
12:48:11 alecboy006: Just got back from having a little snack
12:48:11 cieloazor: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
12:48:14 goldenj007: You just missed a great GE prodigy
12:48:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: wow!
12:48:17 infil12: alec, you are officially the worst
12:48:19 supaodin: little snack lulx
12:48:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you really missed this neat guy
12:48:25 alecboy006: Did I?
12:48:35 regularmg: where's Waldo?
12:48:42 alecboy006: Waldo who?
12:48:45 infil12: if you're honestly wondering why you can't seem to make inroads in the elite, it's stunts like this
12:48:50 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Waldo Smith
12:48:52 infil12: though, i must admit, "it's sean something" made me lol
12:48:54 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:03 alecboy006: Did he?
12:49:09 alecboy006: I don't know a Waldo Smith
12:49:14 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: weird
12:49:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:19 infil12: must be that bipolar syndrome
12:49:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: and he said that your book was shitty
12:49:23 supaodin: he said he gave you a fellatio
12:49:27 alecboy006: Whatever
12:49:29 alecboy006: He's a jackass
12:49:32 newershadow: and you revealed ejaculation
12:49:37 regularmg: he was talking about RainbowDriver
12:49:42 alecboy006: Was he?
12:49:45 regularmg: and how they're good friends
12:49:50 thiradell: he had Crash Site 1:16
12:49:50 alecboy006: Funny
12:49:51 cieloazor: and he didn't like sports OR Dio
12:49:53 thiradell: which is one second off the WR
12:49:54 supaodin: he said you revealed your calm, normal ejaculation
12:49:58 infil12: there are
12:49:59 infil12: absolutely
12:50:00 infil12: no words
12:50:01 alecboy006: Pat never mentioned knowing a Waldo
12:50:02 cieloazor: he said knitting was more his thing
12:50:07 regularmg: speed knitting
12:50:14 cieloazor: full contact speed knitting
12:50:19 alecboy006: He got a 1:16 on crash site? Impressive
12:50:24 alecboy006: Maybe he can take Taka?
12:50:28 regularmg: he got Aztec A 1:28
12:50:31 thiradell: he had very good times on every level
12:50:51 alecboy006: He can't possibly beat Clemens
12:51:03 cieloazor: tears are literally rolling down Alec's face now
12:51:12 alecboy006: I have no tears on my face
12:51:21 thiradell: they're down to his neck by now
12:51:22 goldenj007: so am I voting QB or Alec today?
12:51:26 alecboy006: Alec
12:51:31 alecboy006: Dude I was having a snack
12:51:39 goldenj007: Admit it was you Corey, or the vote goes to Q
12:51:49 goldenj007: 5..
12:51:51 goldenj007: 4....
12:51:53 alecboy006: What proof
12:51:54 goldenj007: 3...
12:51:57 alecboy006: Do you have
12:51:57 goldenj007: 2......
12:51:58 alecboy006: Ok fine
12:52:00 goldenj007: 1......
12:52:00 alecboy006: It was me
12:52:02 cieloazor: lol
12:52:05 goldenj007: Huzzah!
12:52:07 newershadow: roflpwn'd
12:52:10 infil12: lol jimbo
12:52:10 thiradell: what proof do you have
12:52:11 thiradell: lol
12:52:11 regularmg: Jimbowned
12:52:15 infil12: that was amazing
12:52:18 thiradell: classic person who's actually guilty
12:52:20 cieloazor: v nice
ID #24
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.806/4 (36 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:04:13 AM): By the way, I AM dead, I just haven't stopped moving yet
ID #183
Occurred: Sep 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.680/4 (25 votes)
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The Illu: the whole worlds a stage and we're merely players right?
JamesBond315xxx: The Matrix!
JamesBond315xxx: So what, the world is stage one, what's stage two?
The Illu: the whole world's a stage and we're merely players?
JamesBond315xxx: Wow, a lot of people are stuck on level one
ID #231
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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(20:02:33) COME as u r337: time for..
(20:02:34) COME as u r337: poop!
(20:02:37) Blueline Goddess: heheh
(20:03:27) Im Ngamer: don't encourage him!
(20:03:41) Im Ngamer: we'll never potty-train him at this rate
(20:12:54) Blueline Goddess: just like the absentee father to come in and attempt to tell me how to parent MY child!
(20:13:29) Im Ngamer: I was thinking of him more as a puppy dog
(20:13:36) Im Ngamer: but that works too I guess
(20:13:51) Blueline Goddess: hmm, incest or beastiality... *thinks*
(20:14:14) Im Ngamer: I guess it depends on the breed, for me
(20:14:13) StvnHaley: in time its gonna have the same end result so it really doesnt matter
ID #334
Occurred: May 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.370/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:00:18 PM): DeathShang (3:57:35 PM): what rash? lol, do i wanna know?
CieloAzor (5:00:26 PM): I was really hoping that comment wasn't about me. :-\
CieloAzor (5:00:34 PM): Dang you, Come!
Im Ngamer (5:00:41 PM): haha! but somehow you knew
Im Ngamer (5:01:03 PM): your ears weren't the only things burning!
ID #155
Occurred: 5 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
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octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo1337 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo1337 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo1337 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"
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