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ID #145
Occurred: Nov 23 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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My 0:03 Duel was probably going to be 0:05, but I used lookdown to save a couple seconds.
~ Tyler Probert
ID #127
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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JamesBond315xxx (12:58:34 AM): And now it's time for...Family Fued!
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:38 AM): Feud*
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:57 AM): I'm sore, I meant sued.
JamesBond315xxx (12:59:04 AM): sorry*
Obfuscation314 (12:59:57 AM): Too many typos. I'm suing your family!
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:10 AM): NO! I knew this was coming
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:23 AM): *jumps out widow*
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:32 AM): ,,,You know what I meant.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:02 AM): That must have hurt.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:12 AM): For both parties.
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #269
Occurred: 22 Jan 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.069/4 (29 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (12:16:45 AM): How many levels have water in them?
GoldenJ007 (12:16:48 AM): Think very carefully.
Regular Civilian (12:16:56 AM): Dam
Regular Civilian (12:16:58 AM): Facility
Neo1337 (12:17:02 AM): Facility has water?
J Eternia F (12:17:03 AM): where?
Neo1337 (12:17:06 AM): Don't tell me you mean the toilet.
Regular Civilian (12:17:06 AM): toilet
Neo1337 (12:17:09 AM): FFS.
GoldenJ007 (12:17:09 AM): lol, yep.
Neo1337 (12:17:16 AM): You. Are. Gay.
Regular Civilian (12:17:20 AM): Deski.
Neo1337 (12:17:24 AM): SNOW HAS LIKE WATER IN IT
Neo1337 (12:17:29 AM): SO BOTH SURFACES
Neo1337 (12:17:38 AM): JUNGLE...THERE COULD BE DEW EVERWHERE
GoldenJ007 (12:17:40 AM): No.
Neo1337 (12:17:41 AM): SO LIKE THERE'S WATER
GoldenJ007 (12:17:45 AM): Neo loses.
Neo1337 (12:17:48 AM): No I don't.
Neo1337 (12:17:50 AM): There's dirt.
Neo1337 (12:17:56 AM): There is water soaked in to it.
Neo1337 (12:18:05 AM): Jungles are always humid.
Regular Civilian (12:18:12 AM): You lose, Neo.
Regular Civilian (12:18:14 AM): Shut up.
Neo1337 (12:18:20 AM): Runway, because there's water in the petrol in the plane, maybe.
Neo1337 (12:18:25 AM): Probably a li'l H2O
GoldenJ007 (12:18:27 AM): stfu.
Neo1337 (12:18:52 AM): Aztec, there'd have to be some water on the rocket.
Neo1337 (12:18:56 AM): Or people would go thirsty.
GoldenJ007 (12:19:05 AM): *ignores*
Regular Civilian (12:19:05 AM): *ignores Neo*
ID #179
Occurred: Aug 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.074/4 (27 votes)
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(private IM)
Im Ngamer (1:17:34 PM): quick!
YourElitenessPD (1:18:26 PM): You want me to come up with a KOTH idea?
YourElitenessPD (1:18:50 PM): But can't think of a way to say it that doesn't bag you so much?
Im Ngamer (1:18:55 PM): stop guessing, start ideaing!
ID #196
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
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(01:53:03) Regular Civilian: What's going on here? NOBODY MOVE.
(01:53:16) TheFederalPolice: *raises gun to Regular guy*
(01:53:17) The Ad Killer: Except to breathe, you can move a bit to do that.
(01:53:24) TheFederalPolice: FREEZE!
(01:53:28) Regular Civilian: *raises gun to Fedeal Police*
(01:53:32) Regular Civilian: YOU freeze!
(01:53:37) TheFederalPolice: I SAID IT FIRST!
(01:53:43) Regular Civilian: I WAS HERE FIRST!
(01:53:44) TheRealDEPolice: *raises gun to both*
(01:53:47) TheRealDEPolice: Drop it!
(01:53:48) TheFederalPolice: I'LL BLOW YOUR F**ING BRAINS OUT!
(01:53:51) The Ad Killer: *points Bannercharge(tm) fist guns at both* FREEZE!
(01:54:00) Regular Civilian: *pulls out another gun, points it at DE Police*
(01:54:15) Stickmansam 1024: *yelling at the ice tray in his woefully non-cold freezer* FREEZE!
ID #369
Occurred: 7 Jul 2006
Submitted: 7 Jul 2006, 11:47 AM
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Rating: 3.414/4 (29 votes)
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Neo1337 has entered the room.
ShadowZeroPD (16:21:07): morning neo
Neo1337 (16:21:21): Morning SZ
YourElitenessPD (16:21:31): Say, guys
YourElitenessPD (16:21:39): What's a good program to use to create ISOs?
Neo1337 (16:21:58): I use Isobuster
ShadowZeroPD (16:22:08): no idea
YourElitenessPD (16:22:10): Send/link?
Neo1337 (16:22:24): www.isobuster.com (link to www.lemonparty.org)
YourElitenessPD (16:22:41): Arg, you got me
Neo1337 (16:22:46): :)
(16:22:51) Neo1337 has left the room.
YourElitenessPD (16:22:59): Fuck, that was SZ
ShadowZeroPD (16:23:02): Agd
ID #64
Occurred: May 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.161/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:50:21 PM): Come, did YE tell you the big news?
COME as u r337 (6:50:52 PM): He grew his first pubes?!?
Im Ngamer (6:51:08 PM): nay, maybe next year
ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #323
Occurred: Apr 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.355/4 (31 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:54 PM): everyone hates meee
BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:57 PM): *slits wrists*
CieloAzor (4:52:59 PM): *sees BloodE*
CieloAzor (4:53:05 PM): Oh no! I hope I'm not too late to help!
CieloAzor (4:53:13 PM): *slits BloodE's wrists too*
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