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ID #24
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.806/4 (36 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (8:04:13 AM): By the way, I AM dead, I just haven't stopped moving yet
ID #575
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:15 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
*Nate texts Jimbo almost 100 times a day, is thinking about moving in with him*

GoldenJ007 (9:26:17 PM): Someday stinson will move here
GoldenJ007 (9:26:25 PM): And we will tear this city up
Thiradell (9:26:28 PM): I heard Stinson was happy with his job
GoldenJ007 (9:26:36 PM): He likes his work but hates his life
Infilament (9:26:48 PM): what better way to hate your life more than move in with jimbo
Infilament (9:26:55 PM): *high gives entire chat room*
Thiradell (9:27:00 PM): thank you for the high
GoldenJ007 (9:27:03 PM): Can you grab my cream please
GoldenJ007 (9:27:07 PM): For that BURN
ngameratwork (9:28:02 PM): could cut his phone bill in half by just whispering in your ear all day
Thiradell (9:28:21 PM): lol
BluelineGoddess (9:28:24 PM): dead
BluelineGoddess (9:31:22 PM): that was the mic drop for chat
ID #512
Occurred: 4 Aug 2009
Submitted: 5 Aug 2009, 1:00 AM
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Rating: 3.556/4 (18 votes)
(in the middle of a KotH that Alec thinks he knows but has scored 0 points for)
Im Ngamer (11:23:32 PM): #8.
Im Ngamer (11:23:52 PM): Rank These Quarterbacks by Highest TD to Interception Ratio, Lifetime
Im Ngamer (11:23:56 PM): A. Bart Starr
Im Ngamer (11:24:00 PM): B. John Elway
Im Ngamer (11:24:06 PM): C. Brett Favre
GoldenJ007 (11:24:14 PM): Easy as pie
Im Ngamer (11:24:36 PM): 10 seconds!
AlecBoy006 (11:24:38 PM): I know who is lowest
COME as u r337 (11:24:41 PM): Jimbo has said every one of these is easy
COME as u r337 (11:24:43 PM): and he has 0 points
SupaOdin (11:24:49 PM): lol come
Im Ngamer (11:24:58 PM): TIME!
GoldenJ007 (11:24:58 PM): Favre is highest, Starr is lowest, based on logic, Elway is in the middle!
Thiradell (11:25:05 PM): How is Favre highest?
Im Ngamer (11:25:06 PM): correct answer is...
Im Ngamer (11:25:10 PM): Brett Favre (.599, 464-310) > John Elway (.570, 300-226) > Bart Starr (.524, 152-138)
AlecBoy006 (11:25:14 PM): SCORE!
Redsrule3500 (11:25:27 PM): YAY!
AlecBoy006 (11:25:38 PM): It's easy to have Bart Starr as the lowest when he has never thrown 20 touchdowns in a season
Im Ngamer (11:25:56 PM): Mgay, Jim, Reds score points!
GoldenJ007 (11:26:02 PM): Alec didn't?
GoldenJ007 (11:26:03 PM): heh
Thiradell (11:26:07 PM): And Corey?
AlecBoy006 (11:26:08 PM): WAIT
AlecBoy006 (11:26:21 PM): I have been sending to THIRADELL INSTEAD OF NGAMER ALL THIS TIME???
AlecBoy006 (11:26:22 PM): OMG!!!!!!
Thiradell (11:26:27 PM): looool
SupaOdin (11:26:27 PM): n00b
Regular Mg (11:26:30 PM): ahahahaha
Thiradell (11:26:34 PM): I thought you were telling me your guesses for fun!
AlecBoy006 (11:26:34 PM): I HAD THAT ONE
COME as u r337 (11:26:34 PM): AHAHAHAHAHA
GoldenJ007 (11:26:35 PM): lol...
ID #463
Occurred: 23 Jan 2008
Submitted: 23 Jan 2008, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (24 votes)
Blueline Goddess: my hair is lighter than it appears in pictures
Blueline Goddess: http://morganvalleystables.com/images/Dayle1987.jpg
RyanWhiteGoose: how old are you in that pic?
RyanWhiteGoose: you look kinda hot
RyanWhiteGoose: so Im guessing 15
Blueline Goddess: 7
RyanWhiteGoose: oh :s
RyanWhiteGoose: well thats really awkward
ID #154
Occurred: 5 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.931/4 (29 votes)
octoinky (7:13:37 PM): jean text messaged me asking if he won
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:55 PM): sms
octoinky (7:14:37 PM): what does SMS stand for?
Neo1337 (7:14:46 PM): Short Message System or something.
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:47 PM): short messaging system or something
Neo1337 (7:14:53 PM): rofl
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:53 PM): rofl
megawabs (7:14:54 PM): lol
Neo1337 (7:14:55 PM): lmfgao
ID #550
Occurred: 14 Apr 2011
Submitted: 15 Apr 2011, 1:47 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (11 votes)
*rival team enters the room at the end of a puzzle hunt*
(11:47:25 PM) gabbynpl has entered the room.
CieloAzor (11:47:37 PM): Morning buttplugh
Ngameratwork (11:48:13 PM): morning Gabs
isthatagoodt (11:48:37 PM): okay Gabbers
isthatagoodt (11:48:46 PM): did you guys actually solve 4.3?
CieloAzor (11:48:51 PM): obv not
neo1337 (11:48:53 PM): obv not
Ngameratwork (11:48:54 PM): HECK NO they didn't
wheatrich (11:48:55 PM): obv not thingy jesus
Thiradell (11:48:58 PM): ofc not
Ngameratwork (11:49:09 PM): I say we just kill Thingy now to get over the embarrassment
Ngameratwork (11:49:12 PM): of that terrible question
Thiradell (11:49:14 PM): lol
ID #589
Occurred: 15 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:17 PM
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Rating: 2.833/4 (6 votes)
(21:33:44) DrInvertigone: Why have I been having so many nightmares in recent memory?
(21:34:03) GoldenJ007: Do any of them involve me hanging up the cleats in GE
(21:35:20) DrInvertigone: I had one last night - The U.S. placed more sanctions on Iran. As a result, the Muslims tried smuggling drugs back to their countries. I was walking to my Grandma's house and there were police and search dogs to sniff for drugs. Despite not having any drugs, the dog bit my bottom and latch onto it with his teeth while I was walking. He wouldn't let go. So instead of walking, the dog's bite forced me to leap like an astronaut to her house.
(22:30:34) ngonhislaptop: so you jumped a mile and ended up at the destination you wanted safe and sound, doesn't seem like such a bad nightmare to me
(22:31:13) DrInvertigone: No, Jon. A dog was biting me in the behind the entire time. His teeth were latched on, forcing me to travel in an abnormal way.
(22:33:53) DrInvertigone: Another nightmare was about Mace. The dream involved another secret character not in the game - Althorithm (Like Algorithm, but Althorithm was his name) He was like another Asmodeous and unbeatable. So I remember asking how to beat Althorithm on the internet. The key is not to call Althorithm by his name but to refer to this character as "He Who Shall Not Be Named"
(22:38:23) ngonhislaptop: so the nightmare was that you got stuck in a video game and had to google for help
ID #206
Occurred: 27 Oct 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.880/4 (25 votes)
Neo1337 (3:17:51 PM): Holy shit this Breaka is good.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:04 PM): Your mum was good last night
Neo1337 (3:18:25 PM): She was clearly here at home.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:44 PM): How do you know I wasn't?
Neo1337 (3:19:03 PM): You don't leave the house.
ID #591
Occurred: 20 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:25 PM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (7 votes)
*Alec's team goes to overtime in a critical playoff game, but he can't stay awake to watch it*

(00:08:49) DrInvertigone: I'm getting tired.
(00:09:20) DrInvertigone: That's me. The 23-year-old grandpa.
(00:09:27) GoldenJ007: virgin*
(00:09:38) Infilament: hawks playing the most exciting NHL game in months and alec can barely keep his eyes open
(00:09:47) DrInvertigone: True. But It's not something I frown upon or look at.
(00:10:24) DrInvertigone: Let society give me stigma for being a virgin. When it happens, it happens. I'm focused on being Corey the Conqueror and working my tail off this Summer.
(00:10:38) GoldenJ007: More like Corey the Cuntslayer
(00:10:54) GoldenJ007: Infil the Iron-dick
(00:11:26) GoldenJ007: Third the twisty-testicles
(00:11:31) Thiradell: lol
(00:11:36) DrInvertigone: Although, technically, it is biologically possible for somebody to be a grandpa at 23.
(00:11:36) GoldenJ007: Tyler the testicle twister
(00:11:57) DKK5: DK Very Small, Very Limp, Penis
(00:12:00) Infilament: being a testicle twister and having twisty-testicles p different things imo
(00:12:09) GoldenJ007: I know :-(
(00:12:16) Thiradell: I've received numerous compliments on my entwined members
(00:12:22) DrInvertigone: I'm not specifying myself. I'm saying, I think there was one couple that were parents at like 8-9 years old.
(00:12:39) GoldenJ007: Don't think I got my first boner until I was 14, that's impossible
(00:14:15) ngonhislaptop: more strange was that it was still 10 more years before Jim first saw it
(00:14:23) Infilament: loool
(00:14:28) GoldenJ007: LOL
ID #532
Occurred: 26 Aug 2010
Submitted: 26 Aug 2010, 6:46 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (14 votes)
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:28): my first date was walking around for 30 minutes not saying anything back in grade 8
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:37): she broke up with me the next day
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:42): not much has changed
COME as u r337 (16:44:52): you're still trying to date 8th graders?
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