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ID #546
Occurred: 10 Jan 2011
Submitted: 10 Jan 2011, 7:33 PM
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Rating: 1.417/4 (12 votes)
Visitors from another forum are in chat commenting on Alec's new live broadcasts:

HistoricToast (6:16:26 PM): i hope his mom comes in
Thiradelletje (6:16:27 PM): lol
Thiradelletje (6:16:30 PM): "I doubt it"
Perkisabeast34 (6:16:37 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:16:58 PM): his mom has come in on both of his shows before
Thiradelletje (6:17:07 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:17:14 PM): it's so awkward to hear him talk to her
PR0NK48 (6:17:17 PM): he refers to her as mother
PR0NK48 (6:17:28 PM): and she'll hand him pudding or something and he's just liek "thank you, thank you, good bye"
ID #466
Occurred: 8 Feb 2008
Submitted: 8 Feb 2008, 4:14 AM
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Rating: 3.480/4 (25 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:07 AM): ok think about this Jon
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:16 AM): what will I personally ever do in my life for the good of mankind?
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:26 AM): if anything, I just want to make a lot of money and have a hot wife
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:39 AM): yes, I appreciate the mother Teresas, and Princess Dianas, and Jesus Christs of the world
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:44 AM): but thats not for me
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:49 AM): Im in it for the sex and money and power
Im Ngamer (3:07:57 AM): 0/3 so far!
ID #278
Occurred: Feb 23 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.138/4 (29 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:22:43 AM): Fal's more of an American that a European!
BadassFal (11:23:54 AM): how do you work that out?
Im Ngamer (11:25:04 AM): well, you speak the language we invented
BadassFal (11:25:35 AM): ...right
Im Ngamer (11:26:32 AM): now Fal, England may have invented it originally
Im Ngamer (11:26:59 AM): but the version you speak you learned from American TV shows and movies
BadassFal (11:27:39 AM): if you ever listen to me on xbox live or have ever heard me, it sounds nothing like american
Im Ngamer (11:28:24 AM): didn't you make that one wav file, "3 things Fal likes"?
COME as u r337 (11:28:42 AM): No Jon, that was an image file
COME as u r337 (11:28:54 AM): http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg
ID #370
Occurred: 8 Jul 2006
Submitted: 8 Jul 2006, 11:16 AM
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Rating: 1.560/4 (25 votes)
AlecBoy006 (16:06:55): Ive streamed a few videos. They only show about 2 or 3 seconds before it starts to buffer again. Same with alot of music
BloodE of Sorrow (16:07:11): yeah thats because video streams are for broadband
AlecBoy006 (16:07:24): Why though?
J Eternia F (16:07:46): data transfer
YourElitenessPD (16:08:04): It's like trying to fit my cock in din mor's pussy
AlecBoy006 (16:08:23): ^^ HEY HEY
CieloAzor (16:08:28): Are you saying your cock is oddly shaped?
YourElitenessPD (16:08:35): ...maybe
YourElitenessPD (16:10:15): *silence*
BloodE of Sorrow (16:10:44): YE is trying to garner votes by appealing to the chat with his din mor quips
YourElitenessPD (16:10:59): Din mor said that last night
YourElitenessPD (16:11:11): Din mor!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:11:12): thats a pretty odd thing for her the say
YourElitenessPD (16:11:14): Din mor din mor din mor
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:21): :-D
YourElitenessPD (16:11:38): Dinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmor
YourElitenessPD (16:11:41): :):):):):)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:44): whoa
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:50): just voted YE!
ID #401
Occurred: 1 Dec 2006
Submitted: 2 Dec 2006, 2:38 AM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (25 votes)
holycatholique (10:59:49 PM): I got stuck on Quicksand Agent :(
Trivium1224 (10:59:50 PM): er...
Trivium1224 (10:59:55 PM): Quicksand?
Trivium1224 (11:00:01 PM): ...The hell?
dragondragon18 (11:00:02 PM): its the hidden mission
holycatholique (11:00:50 PM): www.the-elite.net/pd/quicksandmission (lemonparty.org)
holycatholique (11:00:54 PM): I think that's the right link
dragondragon18 (11:01:01 PM): i think so, i was gonna show him it too
Trivium1224 (11:02:05 PM): son of a fuck
Trivium1224 (11:02:07 PM): I hate you
holycatholique (11:02:09 PM): hahahaha
Trivium1224 (11:02:10 PM): God damnit
Trivium1224 (11:02:23 PM): I am gonna go fucking puke my ass out my mouth
Trivium1224 (11:02:24 PM): brb
ID #274
Occurred: Feb 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
(18:57:44) comeasur: She's a retard then.
(18:58:38) Ngamer: is that how you answered all your math word problems, Come?
(18:58:55) comeasur: The ones where the people were retards, jon.
(18:59:02) Ngamerr: "Harry is trying to use 2 jugs to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
(18:59:08) Ngamer: "he's a retard, case closed"
(18:59:25) comeasur: Well, it would depend on the jugs.
(18:59:30) Stickmansam 1024: "Harry has become distracted by 2 jugs while trying to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
ID #187
Occurred: Sep 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.720/4 (25 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:52:44 PM): overall, the GameCube wasn't that great for me, because there were a lot of games which just demanded too much of you
Stickmansam 1024 (7:53:33 PM): TS2, Wind Waker, Melee, all required hideous amounts of effort to fully complete
Stickmansam 1024 (7:59:13 PM): WW needed ONE ring-shaped continent, with an ocean in the middle
Stickmansam 1024 (7:59:54 PM): more dungeons
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:05 PM): higher difficulty rating
Im Ngamer (8:00:28 PM): first all these GC games are too hard, now he wants them harder!
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:47 PM): perhaps I should just admit outright that I contradict myself a lot
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): contradict yourself? just yesterday you said you never did that!
Stickmansam 1024 (8:01:35 PM): no I didn't!
ID #573
Occurred: 19 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:03 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
*Ritch is talking about the new matching "cartoon devil with an erection" tattoos her and her friend got last month*

(21:37:56) Infilament: Third, would you get a Satan tattoo spread across your chest on a dare?
(21:38:08) venisonvixen: My satan tattoo has a penis.
(21:38:16) Infilament: right, it has to have a penis too
(21:38:28) venisonvixen: It's adorbs though :)
(21:38:52) Thiradell: on a dare?
(21:38:59) Thiradell: you should've asked me if I would for $10,000
(21:39:34) Infilament: didn't your best friend get the same tattoo in the last month, rachel
(21:39:54) Infilament: because you strapped your friend to the tattoo chair and held a gun?
(21:40:13) venisonvixen: No
(21:40:33) venisonvixen: we dared each other to get matching surprise tattoos
(21:40:38) venisonvixen: and not look till it was done. artist's choice
(21:41:06) ngameratwork: artist's choice for something on your body for the rest of your life, holy smokes
(21:41:07) Infilament: you got satan's penis on your body without knowing it?
(21:41:21) COME as u r337: thats usually how it happens, infil
(21:41:31) BluelineGoddess: tampons - satan's cottony fingers
(21:41:31) DKK5: here's the thing Infil, devils with erections are a big part of my life
(21:42:56) COME as u r337: Rach, will you get a tattoo of Jimbo's pushup pic?
(21:44:33) TopRogue7: she already has a picture of satan and his penis, come
(21:44:34) venisonvixen: I'll get a Charlie Brown/Snoopy tattoo... and a pickle.
(21:44:52) venisonvixen: my best friend and I are getting matching pickles.
(21:44:57) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:15) DKK5: I'm gonna get a tattoo of Charlie Brown and Snoopy with his red dog dick double teaming Peppermint Patty
(21:56:19) venisonvixen: The artist said it's an "F-U" to the world
(22:05:08) venisonvixen: My mother will have a heart attack if she sees this one.
(22:09:11) venisonvixen: She only gets mad because "Dr Zador said no tattoos"
(22:09:28) venisonvixen: I said, "Dr Zador was a pediatric endocrinologist. tattoos are illegal for kids."
(22:10:10) ngameratwork: doctor zador doctor zador. doctor zador doctor zador. ooooooooh doctor zador
(22:10:20) venisonvixen: Dr Zador was a tyrant.
(22:10:45) COME as u r337: I am boycotting Dr Zador from this day forward.
ID #159
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.931/4 (29 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:16 PM): Okay guys
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:20 PM): I got a challenge for you
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:33 PM): "Why do you want to destroy the Earth?"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:53 PM): http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/geocide/why.html
megawabs (5:08:45 PM): because you're on it !
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:53 PM): best I can think of is "It's the only way to be sure"
COME as u r337 (5:09:20 PM): "To be famous"
COME as u r337 (5:09:49 PM): "To see how long of a jail sentence you'd get"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:10:25 PM): "Fear will keep the outer worlds in line. Fear of this battle station"
Obfuscation314 (5:11:08 PM): "April Fools Day joke"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:11:30 PM): "April Fool's!"
COME as u r337 (5:11:34 PM): "So those 'Sam Hughes: Professional Planet Destroyer' business cards will finally be useful."
COME as u r337 (5:12:03 PM): "My favourite colour is not blue"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:10 PM): "Trades Description Act"
COME as u r337 (5:12:17 PM): "George W. Bush"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:24 PM): "Taxes"
COME as u r337 (5:12:37 PM): "We couldn't find Osama, and we don't think he's in space..."
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:47 PM): "To save it"
COME as u r337 (5:13:00 PM): "To see if there's bubble gum in the center"
Obfuscation314 (5:13:08 PM): "I got bored"
CieloAzor (5:13:19 PM): To build an intergalatic hyperspace bypass?
COME as u r337 (5:13:52 PM): "Someone created a rankings page for destroying Earth on the Internet"
COME as u r337 (5:14:10 PM): 1. Karl 1
COME as u r337 (5:14:15 PM): 2. Everyone else 0
Stickmansam 1024 (5:14:17 PM): heheheheheheheh
Obfuscation314 (5:14:29 PM): Haha
Obfuscation314 (5:14:33 PM): The geocide elite!
CieloAzor (5:14:36 PM): Time for a proof call.
COME as u r337 (5:14:55 PM): "I really really really don't like the Backstreet Boys"
COME as u r337 (5:15:21 PM): "I saw it on TV"
megawabs (5:15:34 PM): "To kill all chinese"
Im Ngamer (5:15:40 PM): "all the cool kids are doing it"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:00 PM): "Because I saw it in a videogame"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:08 PM): "Because of GAY MARRIAGE"
COME as u r337 (5:16:26 PM): "The big red button was too tempting"
COME as u r337 (5:16:50 PM): "Ngamer used an emoticon"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:50 PM): "To stop porn being shown to our children"
Obfuscation314 (5:17:21 PM): "To keep videogames free of sexual content"
COME as u r337 (5:17:42 PM): "So they would stop adding flavours to Dr. Pepper"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:17:55 PM): "Had a bad, bad experience once involving a blue marble"
ID #209
Occurred: Oct 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.923/4 (26 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:01 PM): it says I need to install additional plugins
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:17 PM): I distrusted ytmnd.com already, I ain't installing no plugins, fool
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): more like.. ADDITIONAL VIRUSES!
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): MIRITE???
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:34 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:37 PM): YOU GO GIRL!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:50 PM): *snaps fingers here, there and here again*
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