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Blueline Goddess (10:55:19 PM): I know when BOC played SNL last year, Will came out with a cowbell.
CieloAzor (10:55:33 PM): Hey, that was the only prescription.
CieloAzor (10:55:37 PM): He did what he had to do.
Im Ngamer (10:55:53 PM): did Walken host that show as well?
CieloAzor (10:55:55 PM): Yeah.
CieloAzor (10:55:59 PM): He's the one who had a fever.
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:05 PM): Was he wearing gold plated diapers?
Im Ngamer (10:56:20 PM): what does that even mean?
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:46 PM): Don't question Bruce Dickenson!

Im Ngamer (2:04:46 AM): you there! the one with the databases!
YourElitenessPD (2:04:54 AM): .
Im Ngamer (2:15:03 AM): I've got the NSA table ready to roll, but NOW
Im Ngamer (2:15:14 AM): it's just a matter of inputing the "start times"
YourElitenessPD (2:19:30 AM): I haven't done much with timestamp fields
Im Ngamer (2:20:39 AM): yeah, I don't know, just seemed like a decent option
Im Ngamer (2:20:53 AM): let's go with what you're most comfortable with that gets the job done
YourElitenessPD (2:21:04 AM): Alrighty
YourElitenessPD (2:21:16 AM): Make a post in Gen Chat and update every 4 hours
Im Ngamer (2:22:16 AM): dang it YE!
Im Ngamer (2:22:24 AM): this is the Computer Age
YourElitenessPD (2:22:38 AM): That's using a computer...
Im Ngamer (2:22:44 AM): the goal is to let machines do the work FOR us
YourElitenessPD (2:23:19 AM): Yeah, saves you from running over to the ezboard server manually and changing the data on the hard drive with a magnet

Blueline Goddess (12:13:23 AM): don't make me make you sleep on the couch, Steve!
COME as u r337 (12:13:30 AM): you'd never!
Infil12 (12:13:50 AM): dare'D
Blueline Goddess (12:13:56 AM): TRIPLE DOG DARE
Neo1337 (12:14:09 AM): TRIPLE
COME as u r337 (12:14:17 AM): I know she never would!
Infil12 (12:14:32 AM): you might convince her otherwise
Infil12 (12:14:35 AM): just triple dog dare her
Infil12 (12:14:37 AM): i triple dog dare you!
Blueline Goddess (12:14:50 AM): Steve doesn't like that movie!
Infil12 (12:15:28 AM): i don't know the movie to which you refer!
COME as u r337 (12:15:28 AM): I don't even know what movie you're talking about!
Infil12 (12:15:33 AM): ohoho
COME as u r337 (12:15:33 AM): ohoho
COME as u r337 (12:15:35 AM): :-D
Infil12 (12:15:35 AM): :-D

BloodE of Sorrow (7:43:54 PM): i thought of a game
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:01 PM): where you'd ago around in medieval times
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:07 PM): and like, you could be a total badass
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:10 PM): it'd be real open ended
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:18 PM): like you could actually rape women
BloodE of Sorrow (7:45:35 PM): it'd be called like "Rapen"
Im Ngamer (7:58:06 PM): instead of fighting, you both try to rape each other?
Im Ngamer (7:58:12 PM): and the winner is the rapist
COME as u r337 (7:58:47 PM): if jon played, he'd intentionally lose and call himself the winner
COME as u r337 (7:58:48 PM): >.>
Im Ngamer (7:58:43 PM): or how about this
Im Ngamer (7:58:51 PM): like WoW has the two sides
Im Ngamer (7:59:07 PM): this game could have Men and Women
Im Ngamer (7:59:15 PM): the Men are all Rapists
Im Ngamer (7:59:23 PM): and the Women try to kill all the men
Im Ngamer (7:59:31 PM): they would be more like Amazon women
COME as u r337 (7:59:37 PM): uh.. i think that game already exists
COME as u r337 (7:59:44 PM): its called "South America"

*Alec watches two hours of soap operas every afternoon*

(21:09:47) DrInvertigone has entered the room
(21:09:54) DrInvertigone: This Bachelor finale has been underwhelming.
(21:10:56) ngonhislaptop: well if General Hospital and The Bachelor don't meet your standards today at least you can still watch your True Blood DVDs later
(21:11:09) DrInvertigone: GH was great today.
(21:12:02) DrInvertigone: I know the main storyline now is the Sonny custody battle.
(21:12:16) DrInvertigone: I was waiting for Michael to change Avery's last name to Quartermaine.
(21:12:36) DrInvertigone: But decided he would call her AJ instead. Brilliant way to get back at Sonny to end today's episode.
(21:12:55) ngonhislaptop: quite the cunning fox, that one
(21:14:12) DrInvertigone: I do wonder if there's a way to cure Ava's cancer. I don't really care for the Spinelli/Nathan/Maxie love triangle. Franco and Nina continue to win me over. I know I'd like to see more. Hopefully they can reveal soon that Jake is Jason.
(21:14:33) DrInvertigone: Nothing worse than dragging out a long, dramatic storyline and making it underwhelming.
(21:15:00) DrInvertigone: The whole Luke storyline if he was being impersonated turned out to be Luke just going crazy. Didn't care for that.
(21:15:48) ngonhislaptop: wait, Jake is Jason? are you 100% on that, I could have sworn...
(21:15:57) DrInvertigone: Yes, Jake is Jason.
(21:16:03) DrInvertigone: Helena even told Jake he was Jason.
(21:16:08) DrInvertigone: But Jake couldn't remember who he was.
(21:16:20) DrInvertigone: And now Nick knows Jake is Jason but hasn't told Sam.
(21:17:23) Thiradell: pretty unfair to Sam
(21:17:58) Infil1212: yeah, sam's getting the raw deal here
(21:18:08) DrInvertigone: Well, Tyler, Jason and Sam are married and do have a kid together. Sam has visited Jake in the hospital with neither one of them knowing who Jake really is.

octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo1337 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo1337 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo1337 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"

You see, I was torn up beyond belief (stupid-drunk). As I lay there with my face cradled against the inside of the toilet seat, I suddenly realized there was a problem. I thought, "This is very unsanitary."
~ Derek Clark

Im Ngamer (5:51:40 PM): google is broken!
Im Ngamer (5:51:42 PM): omgomg
Im Ngamer (5:51:47 PM): *runs in circles*
katslover42 (5:51:55 PM): Do it like Curly, Jon!
Im Ngamer (5:53:01 PM): whoop whoop whoop whoop
katslover42 (5:53:23 PM): *whipes a tear from my eye*
That's my boy.

(private IM)
Im Ngamer (1:17:34 PM): quick!
YourElitenessPD (1:18:26 PM): You want me to come up with a KOTH idea?
YourElitenessPD (1:18:50 PM): But can't think of a way to say it that doesn't bag you so much?
Im Ngamer (1:18:55 PM): stop guessing, start ideaing!

COME as u r337 (2:46:58 PM): Did you take PS2 pics yet?
Im Ngamer (2:47:08 PM): not YET, but now
Im Ngamer (3:00:10 PM): hm... what can you do with these USB ports?
COME as u r337 (3:04:59 PM): What CAN'T you do, Jon?
MotoXRider3131 (3:05:17 PM): He can't reproduce, aesexually.
Blueline Goddess (3:05:39 PM): Don't be so sure, Moto.
Im Ngamer (3:06:17 PM): not from lack of trying at least!
Im Ngamer (3:06:24 PM): whoops... wrong IM box
Im Ngamer (3:06:29 PM): *cough*