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ID #515
Occurred: 12 Sep 2009
Submitted: 12 Sep 2009, 4:00 PM
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Rating: 3.588/4 (17 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (2:51:33 PM): Im now going to pour baking soda on my carpet
rshepherd1000 (2:52:45 PM): ...baking soda?
RyanWhiteGoose (2:53:09 PM): well Shep
RyanWhiteGoose (2:53:18 PM): it's called Odor Eliminator by Arm & Hammer
octoinky (2:53:49 PM): WTF did you do, goose, take a dump on your floor?
RyanWhiteGoose (2:54:24 PM): no Octo
RyanWhiteGoose (2:54:32 PM): I've jizzed on my floor approx 2000 times in the past 8 years
octoinky (2:54:52 PM): wtf
PYLemire (2:54:57 PM): tissues? :p
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:24 PM): I hate tissues
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:27 PM): I used to use my garbage bin
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:31 PM): but that got too gross
octoinky (2:55:10 PM): just put a box of.. yeah.. tissues.. on your desk
COME as u r337 (2:56:00 PM): or just get a girl that cant get preggers and you're fine
DKK5 (2:56:40 PM): Goose's age preference has that covered I'd imagine
ID #586
Occurred: 9 Jan 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:04 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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(19:20:52) GoldenJ007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJ007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.
ID #351
Occurred: 13 Jun 2006
Submitted: 31 Dec 1969, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo1337 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo1337 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*
ID #116
Occurred: 26 Jul 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.125/4 (40 votes)
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Neo1337 (4:32:48 PM): Catching a bus to the city: $2.20
Neo1337 (4:32:56 PM): Seeing a movie in the city: $12
Neo1337 (4:33:02 PM): Lunch at Southbank: $15
Neo1337 (4:33:07 PM): Getting ditched by your best friend the night before: Priceless :'(
COME as u r337 (4:33:21 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: Priceless.
Neo1337 (4:33:37 PM): Come. :(
Neo1337 (4:33:40 PM): I'm not in the mood.
COME as u r337 (4:33:49 PM): Oh.. sorry.
COME as u r337 (4:34:02 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: $5.50
ID #39
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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katslover42 (9:32:40 PM): Take a bow.
katslover42 (9:32:43 PM): And shoot me with it.
COME as u r337 (9:32:47 PM): Jon, you take a bow.
COME as u r337 (9:32:58 PM): I'll continue standing, behind you.. naked
ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #274
Occurred: Feb 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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(18:57:44) comeasur: She's a retard then.
(18:58:38) Ngamer: is that how you answered all your math word problems, Come?
(18:58:55) comeasur: The ones where the people were retards, jon.
(18:59:02) Ngamerr: "Harry is trying to use 2 jugs to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
(18:59:08) Ngamer: "he's a retard, case closed"
(18:59:25) comeasur: Well, it would depend on the jugs.
(18:59:30) Stickmansam 1024: "Harry has become distracted by 2 jugs while trying to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
ID #501
Occurred: 19 Apr 2009
Submitted: 20 Apr 2009, 2:54 AM
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Rating: 3.650/4 (20 votes)
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GoldenJ007: So tonight
GoldenJ007: I had a "blind date"
Infil12: the girl wished she was blind when she saw you?
ID #581
Occurred: 12 Jul 2014
Submitted: 21 Oct 2014, 11:04 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (3:28:54 PM): Talked to a Christina in Green Bay who knew you quite well Ng
GoldenJ007 (3:28:59 PM): We discussed you for a good 10 minutes!
Im Ngamer (3:31:59 PM): yeah Christina's cool we worked together quite a bit when she was still in Appleton
GoldenJ007 (3:32:43 PM): She's got a nice little corner office here
CarathornPD (3:33:05 PM): who is Christina
CarathornPD (3:33:14 PM): I have no idea what ppl are talking about in this chat
CarathornPD (3:33:17 PM): ive been away for too long
isthatagoodlinux (3:33:20 PM): christina was ngamer's work wife
CarathornPD (3:33:28 PM): what is a work wife?
GoldenJ007 (3:33:36 PM): He has a girl he's in love with but only at work
Im Ngamer (3:33:37 PM): Work Wife is a situation like Jim and Pam on The Office
CarathornPD (3:33:45 PM): the closest ngamer will ever get to a work wife is work wifi
ID #112
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.758/4 (33 votes)
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GEmile 007: I <3 Nodjo
GEmile 007: I <3 you.... dont know zeebo
N0DJ0: lol
GEmile 007: I <3 SZ......... because of his PWNAGE way of using smiley's
ShadowZeroPD: ;):P:D:):O:(;):P:D:):O:(
GEmile 007: plus...
GEmile 007: bcks kinda reminds me of Hitler
ShadowZeroPD: haha :P
N0DJ0: hahahahaha
N0DJ0: true :D
ShadowZeroPD: ;)
N0DJ0: this is gonna be the vote of the day
N0DJ0: "i like bcks but he looks like hitler so i ll vote SZ"
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