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ID #52
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.839/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (12:17:52 AM): I've decorated my current cage and everything
Cereal Fetish (12:18:04 AM): Not even a hovercage?
Neo26988 (12:18:30 AM): omfg
(little later)
(12:25:15 AM) NeosHoverCage has entered the room.
NeosHoverCage (12:25:20 AM): *makes humming noise*
ID #580
Occurred: 16 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 10:42 PM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (7 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:02 PM): Alright looks like everyone wants an update
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:10 PM): I got hammered drunk last night, 2nd worst of my life
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:18 PM): Rachel drives to town wanting Applebees, wants me to join her
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:28 PM): I try to text her saying I can't drive, she doesn't believe me
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:39 PM): She drives to party, I stumble to her car, she actually punches me in the nose
COME as u r337 (9:34:24 PM): why did you get hammered?
GoldenJimbo007 (9:34:40 PM): Was only 1.5 miles from home, "last night of summer" bonfire etc, free booze
GoldenJimbo007 (9:34:52 PM): Everyone else taking shots and it was the wedding party from June
GoldenJimbo007 (9:35:19 PM): But man she clobbered me in the face, hurts to blow my nose now heh
Im Ngamer (9:35:22 PM): WHOA now that's domestic abuse and you don't have to stand for it #whyjimleft
DKK5 (9:35:28 PM): I'd report that domestic abuse
COME as u r337 (9:36:14 PM): ray-chel rice
GoldenJimbo007 (9:41:09 PM): She feels p bad about it now so maybe don't bring it up in chat
COME as u r337 (9:41:31 PM): props to jim for not retaliating until he researches the domestic abuse policies at WG&R to make sure he can still get paid
ID #129
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.033/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (15:39:38): Cerv One?
Stickmansam 1024 (15:39:42): Is there a Cerv Two?
megawabs (15:45:24): hopefully there's only one sam...
ID #24
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.806/4 (36 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:04:13 AM): By the way, I AM dead, I just haven't stopped moving yet
ID #235
Occurred: Nov 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.733/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (2:46:58 PM): Did you take PS2 pics yet?
Im Ngamer (2:47:08 PM): not YET, but now
Im Ngamer (3:00:10 PM): hm... what can you do with these USB ports?
COME as u r337 (3:04:59 PM): What CAN'T you do, Jon?
MotoXRider3131 (3:05:17 PM): He can't reproduce, aesexually.
Blueline Goddess (3:05:39 PM): Don't be so sure, Moto.
Im Ngamer (3:06:17 PM): not from lack of trying at least!
Im Ngamer (3:06:24 PM): whoops... wrong IM box
Im Ngamer (3:06:29 PM): *cough*
ID #83
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.966/4 (29 votes)
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Yeah, Stephen Hawking is so gay... one time I rode in this cold fusion space shuttle he developed and all of the bathrooms in it had those really wide doors and handlebars next to the toilet to hold on to to get back up... Gosh, it was gay.
~ Bryan Youse
ID #115
Occurred: 10 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (02:23:25): http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1732699
Stickmansam 1024 (02:34:54): SCIENCE COOKING?
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:07): Never have two words sounded so good together
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:19): Except perhaps "The reactor-!"
katslover42 (02:35:34): "Who are-!"
COME as u r337 (02:35:47): Heh
Obfuscation314 (02:35:59): "That's not-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:06): "But surely-!"
katslover42 (02:36:30): "The goggles-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:51): "My suit-!"
katslover42 (02:37:00): "No, don't-!"
katslover42 (02:37:12): "Not my-!"
katslover42 (02:37:37): "The blowfish-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:01): heheheheh
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:11): we spent an entire evening thinking these up actually
katslover42 (02:38:13): "This orgasm-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:38:22): "Something smells-!"
katslover42 (02:38:49): "Poison lip-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:10): "Dead? But-"
katslover42 (02:39:11): "Blood in-!"
katslover42 (02:39:33): "We found-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:39:49): "The government-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:49): "My eyes-!"
katslover42 (02:39:59): "Life ends-!"
katslover42 (02:40:37): "John McClain-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:41:08): "McClane, you-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:42:16): "Luthor? But-"
katslover42 (02:42:45): "Kryptonite Condom-!"
katslover42 (02:46:14): "I'm allergic-!"
COME as u r337 (02:46:21): I have one for YE...
COME as u r337 (02:46:31): "Control, Alt,-!"
katslover42 (02:46:57): "The Ring-!"
katslover42 (02:48:13): "Captain, we've-!"
ID #21
Occurred: Apr 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:10:31 AM): Nope. I'm Ares.
CieloAzor (12:10:40 AM): Hopefully you mentioned me.
COME as u r337 (12:14:45 AM): Was Ares the god of STDs?
CieloAzor (12:15:31 AM): I think that was Herpes.
ID #213
Occurred: Oct 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (26 votes)
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Obfuscation314 (8:18:48 PM): That there, that's not me
Stickmansam 1024 (8:18:52 PM): radiohead
COME as u r337 (8:18:52 PM): Radiohead
Stickmansam 1024 (8:18:55 PM): pwned
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:04 PM): that extra shift key cost you, my friend
COME as u r337 (8:19:17 PM): its because you're PAL
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:21 PM): no
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:26 PM): it's because I look down
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:28 PM): at the keyboard
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:31 PM): when I'm typing
ID #528
Occurred: 11 Jun 2010
Submitted: 11 Jun 2010, 4:49 PM
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Rating: 2.133/4 (15 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (3:37:00 PM): Area 51 looks confusing
AlecBoy006 (3:37:08 PM): I am watching a vid on youtube right now
l Am Dreamz (3:37:33 PM): reading alec's chat is like reading the most boring twitter account ever
AlecBoy006 (3:37:46 PM): I have a feeling you're gay for me.
AlecBoy006 (3:37:53 PM): I just have this feeling inside
Thiradell (3:38:31 PM): what
AlecBoy006 (3:38:55 PM): My explanation behind this reasoning is you never say anything kind about me, ever. Even if I am not directly talking to you. Many people try to hide their crushes by being mean to them.
l Am Dreamz (3:38:58 PM): i would be if you had anything resembling male genatalia
AlecBoy006 (3:39:13 PM): My penis, for one.
Thiradell (3:39:15 PM): lolol
Thiradell (3:39:27 PM): this cannot be happening
pylemire (3:39:28 PM): welp!
pylemire (3:39:40 PM): I have to leave unfortunately!
AlecBoy006 (3:39:31 PM): Of course you vehemently deny this, but I'm not expecting any different.
l Am Dreamz (3:39:46 PM): don't think i've denied it thus far
l Am Dreamz (3:39:54 PM): i want to fuck you roughly in the night, Alec
AlecBoy006 (3:40:11 PM): I wasn't expecting you to admit it!
AlecBoy006 (3:40:13 PM): You sick fuck
Thiradell (3:40:22 PM): Durk, that's nasty
l Am Dreamz (3:40:54 PM): i couldn't contain my attraction to you any longer
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