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ID #558
Occurred: 27 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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*NASCAR crash sets the track on fire during the Daytona 500*
(22:36:59) wheatrich: track's kinda destroyed over there
(22:37:05) GoldenJ007: Destroyed and it's late and it's MONDAY
(22:37:07) wheatrich: and JET FUEL + sparks
(22:46:30) isthatagoodt: surely they're still an hour from racing again if they do
(22:46:35) Karl Dark 64: anyone injured?
(22:47:00) GoldenJ007: No confirmed injuries
(22:49:11) Karl Dark 64: my dick injured your mum last night
(22:51:13) ShadowZeroPD: it probably injured her eye sight when she strained them to see it
ID #136
Occurred: Jan 01 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
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Now that I think about it, i feel just a teeny bit bad about the people I dismissed as cheaters without a second's thought, whose times aren't even near the records today.
~ Wes McKinney, GoldenEye Extreme
ID #189
Occurred: 13 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
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Neo1337 (12:49:57 AM): Here comes Jon.
Im Ngamer (12:50:04 AM): ta da!
Neo1337 (12:50:08 AM): God I'm good.
YourGirlChica (12:50:16 AM): its like magic neo
CieloAzor (12:50:30 AM): But you didn't see me coming!
YourGirlChica (12:50:54 AM): I saw you coming Cielo.
CieloAzor (12:51:20 AM): Eek, you saw that?
CieloAzor (12:51:32 AM): I thought I had the drapes closed!
ID #217
Occurred: 11 Oct 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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CieloAzor (1:49:05 AM): I'm asking Boss now.
CieloAzor (1:49:17 AM): Which probably won't accomplish anything.
Neo1337 (1:49:43 AM): Let's all ask him.
Blueline Goddess (1:49:59 AM): Let's bombard him with inquiries!
dragondragon18 (1:50:10 AM): boss.story.now!
Neo1337 (1:51:29 AM):

Neo1337 (4:50:27 PM): So, what's the Boss story? XD
TheBigBossman007 (4:51:19 PM): it's fake
Neo1337 (1:52:06 AM):
Neo1337 (4:51:29 PM): =-O
Neo1337 (4:51:30 PM): Nevar!
TheBigBossman007 (4:51:51 PM): don't bring it up
Neo1337 (4:51:54 PM): I'll give you Peyton if you tell me!

Im Ngamer (1:53:03 AM): sounds like Boss wants everyone to just drop it
Im Ngamer (1:53:09 AM): maybe he's right...
Neo1337 (1:53:40 AM):

TheBigBossman007 (4:53:00 PM): it's just a rumor that has been going around, I really can't say anything
Neo1337 (4:53:33 PM): Didn't realise Jon was such a liar! I should revoke his admin status somehow.

CieloAzor (1:53:59 AM): Sounds like Jon walked in on him after all.
CieloAzor (1:54:07 AM): He's awfully touchy about it.
Im Ngamer (1:54:35 AM): who said anything about being awfully touchy?!
Im Ngamer (1:54:41 AM): OH, about the subject
Im Ngamer (1:54:45 AM): yeah, he is
ID #592
Occurred: 22 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:30 PM
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Rating: 3.857/4 (7 votes)
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(20:25:09) GoldenJ007: Yep just microwaved some ice cream
(20:25:13) GoldenJ007: Love me some soft serve
(20:25:21) TopRogue7: lol
(20:25:26) Infil1212: yz literally throwing up in his mouth right now
(20:25:41) TopRogue7: [x] wisconsin
(20:26:34) TopRogue7: wait, he has a fridge? why, he never eats leftovers
(20:27:05) GoldenJ007: I put pizza straight from the oven into the freezer to not burn myself
(20:27:13) GoldenJ007: I never have leftovers that's correct
(20:27:35) TopRogue7: yeah, who can wait 40 seconds for pizza to cool down
(20:27:40) GoldenJ007: 5 minutes*
(20:27:47) Infil1212: putting hot pizza into the fridge/freezer should be a literal crime
(20:27:54) GoldenJ007: m8 who wants piping hot sauce
(20:27:57) Infil1212: i do
(20:28:08) TopRogue7: i make pizza all the time and have not once waited 5 minutes to eat it
(20:28:14) TopRogue7: and i usually bake it at 500
(20:28:42) Thiradell: this is fucking absurd
(20:28:45) Thiradell: this is going too far
(20:29:14) GoldenJ007: For like 3 god damn minutes get over it
(20:29:20) Thiradell: why not just let it sit for 5 minutes
(20:29:29) Infil1212: pizza gets cold too fast, if anything
(20:29:32) GoldenJ007: way quicker to super freeze it
(20:29:36) Thiradell: you're a fool
(20:29:39) Infil1212: like, i want to eat more pizza quickly
(20:29:42) Infil1212: so i can eat it while it's warm
(20:30:06) Thiradell: why not just get a toaster oven and put it in the freezer
(20:30:09) Thiradell: to balance the temperatures
(20:30:43) Infil1212: lol third
(20:30:47) Infil1212: 10/10
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
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Neo1337 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #392
Occurred: 12 Oct 2006
Submitted: 12 Oct 2006, 4:30 PM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (21:16:56): what's that book you want Sam to read Come?
COME as u r337 (21:17:42): "The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence" by Ray Kurzweil
COME as u r337 (21:17:44): Why?
(21:23:26) The Illu has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (21:23:54): because I'm stopping at the library before work
The Illu (21:24:11): I see
Im Ngamer (21:24:51): Illu, shut your face!
The Illu (21:25:21): I see
The Illu (21:25:41): shit man!
The Illu (21:25:43): ok ok ok
ID #495
Occurred: 28 Dec 2008
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:09 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (19 votes)
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[23:46] GoldenJ007: Wondering if I should go shovel out Lambeau Field tomorrow
[23:46] GoldenJ007: $8/hr
[23:47] GoldenJ007: Gotta be there at 8 AM though bah
[23:47] GoldenJ007: Jon you should drive up here and shovel lambeau, make some money, and borrow me MKWii
[00:08] NgamerAtWork: nay, I like the idea of you getting Kart at the theater more
[00:08] GoldenJ007: I don't!
[00:09] NgamerAtWork: too bad, we have a date!
[00:10] BluelineGoddess: who's buying the popcorn?
[00:11] GoldenJ007: Obv Jon
[00:13] NgamerAtWork: well I'll get some if Jim wants, but I'll get it for free
[00:16] BluelineGoddess: we should take bets on who does the yawn-stretch thing first
[00:17] wheatrich: man even I can't keep the frown through dayle's comments
[00:17] BluelineGoddess: sorry for ruining your bad mood, wheatie
[00:18] wheatrich: I know I hate you for it
ID #208
Occurred: Oct 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.360/4 (25 votes)
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(01:50:11) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: It's really creepy to listen to the lyrics of "Polly" by Nirvana, knowing that it's about rape.
(01:50:21) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Or, a girl that was raped.
(01:50:42) Eric "Drag" Tapani: its as if you're raping her yourself
(01:50:42) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: is Rape Me easier to listen to?
(01:50:53) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Rape Me isn't about rape.
(01:51:17) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: wait, is Polly about a parrot?
(01:51:22) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: No.
(01:51:30) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ...insane!
(01:51:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: is Rape Me about a parrot?
(01:51:37) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: No.
(01:51:46) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: then which one IS about the parrot?
(01:52:03) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Smells Like Teen Spirit
(01:52:22) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: Smells Like Ten Parrots
(01:52:27) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: was the original title
ID #602
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 6:18 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (2 votes)
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(12:01:35 AM) GoldenJ007: sfljdsflkjf
(12:01:39 AM) GoldenJ007: Lightning just struck across the street
(12:01:40 AM) GoldenJ007: good god
(12:01:44 AM) GoldenJ007: *blind*
(12:01:45 AM) GoldenJ007: *deaf*
(12:03:40 AM) GoldenJ007: Dude the house across the street is down
(12:03:44 AM) GoldenJ007: Lightning owned that fucking thing
(12:03:45 AM) GoldenJ007: Holy crap
(12:03:52 AM) GoldenJ007: Split donw the middle
(12:03:54 AM) GoldenJ007: Good god
(12:03:58 AM) BluelineGoddess: take pictures!
(12:03:58 AM) Thiradell: lol split down the middle
(12:04:08 AM) CometSH: pics or it didn't happen
(12:04:23 AM) Infil12: yeah this is a pic or gtfo moment
(12:04:34 AM) Thiradell: Jon just got Streets 1:13, in the same house
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