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Neo1337 (12:34:30 AM): NOTHING makes me happy.
Im Ngamer (12:35:50 AM): I bet this pic will: http://geocities.com/ollebolle007/brandon.txt
Neo1337 (12:36:09 AM): If you mean the 'Where is Brandon' one, then no, it did not.
Im Ngamer (12:36:50 AM): oh man... I didn't think that thing could fail to cheer up a stone
Im Ngamer (12:36:56 AM): let alone a person
Neo1337 (12:37:02 AM): I'm no stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:03 AM): Hell.
Neo1337 (12:37:19 AM): If I accomplish something in my life I still wouldn't attain the rank of 'stone'.
Neo1337 (12:37:32 AM): But I'm not going to, so, I'm not even half of a stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:55 AM): Or, any mathematically determinal part of a stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:59 AM): Because either way, it will pwn me.
Neo1337 (12:38:01 AM): And everything about me.
Im Ngamer (12:38:29 AM): eh... you're maybe not as cool as a lava rock... but I'd rank you above a slab of granite
Im Ngamer (12:38:40 AM): WELL... unless it was really, really polished
Im Ngamer (12:38:47 AM): then you'd be about even
Neo1337 (12:38:48 AM): God, can you ever be serious?
Neo1337 (12:38:54 AM): When I'm clearly depressed or whatever.
Neo1337 (12:39:01 AM): You're making jokes about how a shiny piece of granite is cooler than me.
Im Ngamer (12:39:13 AM): I never said that!
Neo1337 (12:39:17 AM): You implied it.
Im Ngamer (12:39:20 AM): I said, about even
Neo1337 (12:39:26 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:39:33 AM): I'd still probably vote you
Neo1337 (12:39:37 AM): Probably!?
Im Ngamer (12:39:55 AM): well, I mean... when you get a really good polish going
Im Ngamer (12:40:06 AM): like, you can even see your face in it
Im Ngamer (12:40:14 AM): now THAT'S cool
Neo1337 (12:40:17 AM): FFS
Neo1337 (12:40:32 AM): I'm clearly more pissed then you've ever seen me.
Neo1337 (12:40:41 AM): And like, no way did I think this weekend could get worse.
Neo1337 (12:40:44 AM): But hell, there you go.
Im Ngamer (12:41:01 AM): you're like... is this a rock? or a mirrorOMG!?
Neo1337 (12:41:12 AM): ...

wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip

YourElitenessPD (12:55:23 AM): I'll go find the quote Pascal submitted
COME as u r337 (12:55:55 AM): what you mean to say is.. "I'll go implement a "lowest rated" feature"

RyanWhiteGoose: PD is for gay people
RyanWhiteGoose: PD stands for "people who are dGAY"

(20:25:09) GoldenJ007: Yep just microwaved some ice cream
(20:25:13) GoldenJ007: Love me some soft serve
(20:25:21) TopRogue7: lol
(20:25:26) Infil1212: yz literally throwing up in his mouth right now
(20:25:41) TopRogue7: [x] wisconsin
(20:26:34) TopRogue7: wait, he has a fridge? why, he never eats leftovers
(20:27:05) GoldenJ007: I put pizza straight from the oven into the freezer to not burn myself
(20:27:13) GoldenJ007: I never have leftovers that's correct
(20:27:35) TopRogue7: yeah, who can wait 40 seconds for pizza to cool down
(20:27:40) GoldenJ007: 5 minutes*
(20:27:47) Infil1212: putting hot pizza into the fridge/freezer should be a literal crime
(20:27:54) GoldenJ007: m8 who wants piping hot sauce
(20:27:57) Infil1212: i do
(20:28:08) TopRogue7: i make pizza all the time and have not once waited 5 minutes to eat it
(20:28:14) TopRogue7: and i usually bake it at 500
(20:28:42) Thiradell: this is fucking absurd
(20:28:45) Thiradell: this is going too far
(20:29:14) GoldenJ007: For like 3 god damn minutes get over it
(20:29:20) Thiradell: why not just let it sit for 5 minutes
(20:29:29) Infil1212: pizza gets cold too fast, if anything
(20:29:32) GoldenJ007: way quicker to super freeze it
(20:29:36) Thiradell: you're a fool
(20:29:39) Infil1212: like, i want to eat more pizza quickly
(20:29:42) Infil1212: so i can eat it while it's warm
(20:30:06) Thiradell: why not just get a toaster oven and put it in the freezer
(20:30:09) Thiradell: to balance the temperatures
(20:30:43) Infil1212: lol third
(20:30:47) Infil1212: 10/10

Iggy: How do you know he sucks dick? Do you stalk him? Go over to his house and watch him? Besides, why do you care if he did suck dick? Does that affect you? The only way it would affect you is if you were gay, and the only reason you would care if he sucked dick is if you were gay. so in other words, all i got out of your post is that you admitted that you are gay.

bush should bomb the hurricane.... its worked SO well for all the other problems.....
~ Come

Stickmansam 1024 (4:18:14 PM): This speed runs wiki
Stickmansam 1024 (4:35:37 PM): we need a very sweet and simple umbrella term
Stickmansam 1024 (4:35:57 PM): "Speed Demos Wiki" <- no, but about this snappy
MistahBlondePD (5:00:21 PM): methodgaming.com
BloodE of Sorrow (5:00:30 PM): uhm
BloodE of Sorrow (5:00:38 PM): that'd be weird, method gaming
BloodE of Sorrow (5:00:59 PM): "in order to improve my score at rescue, I am going to area 51 to rescue an alien myself"

VGKingOfKings (4:48:25 PM): have any of you done games testing?
CieloAzor (4:48:32 PM): I applied once.
CieloAzor (4:48:51 PM): Tried to test Madden '05. :-\
CieloAzor (4:50:29 PM): EA/Tiburon seemed pretty selective.
CieloAzor (4:55:04 PM): Ugh, the interview was brutal.
CieloAzor (4:55:13 PM): Got interviewed by 3 guys at once.
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:24 PM): yeah, I've had that
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:29 PM): oh wait, "interviewed"?

*rival team enters the room at the end of a puzzle hunt*
(11:47:25 PM) gabbynpl has entered the room.
CieloAzor (11:47:37 PM): Morning buttplugh
Ngameratwork (11:48:13 PM): morning Gabs
isthatagoodt (11:48:37 PM): okay Gabbers
isthatagoodt (11:48:46 PM): did you guys actually solve 4.3?
CieloAzor (11:48:51 PM): obv not
neo1337 (11:48:53 PM): obv not
Ngameratwork (11:48:54 PM): HECK NO they didn't
wheatrich (11:48:55 PM): obv not thingy jesus
Thiradell (11:48:58 PM): ofc not
Ngameratwork (11:49:09 PM): I say we just kill Thingy now to get over the embarrassment
Ngameratwork (11:49:12 PM): of that terrible question
Thiradell (11:49:14 PM): lol