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ID #65
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.032/4 (31 votes)
Rshepherd1000 (5:13:01 PM): night
(5:13:03 PM) Rshepherd1000 has left the room.
OLLE boll e007 (5:13:06 PM): lol shep
OLLE boll e007 (5:13:16 PM): I think it was like 3 words and 4 emoticons today
ID #17
Occurred: May 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.742/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (10:25:56 AM): yeah! Wily going up like a rocket!
(10:27:04 AM) Cyber1166 has entered the room.
Cyber1166 (10:27:22 AM): that's nice, but how is today's GameFAQs character poll going?
(10:27:26 AM) Cyber1166 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (10:27:46 AM): ...
ID #448
Occurred: 1 Oct 2007
Submitted: 1 Oct 2007, 8:08 AM
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Rating: 2.539/4 (26 votes)
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:40 PM): 10000
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:42 PM): 20000
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:43 PM): 30000
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:44 PM): 40000
Neo26988 (9:37:49 PM): What are you doing
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:52 PM): din mor
ID #197
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.200/4 (25 votes)
(01:56:52) The Ad Killer: why did he leave me alive? perhaps someday we'll find out.
(01:56:54) The Ad Killer: but not today.
(01:56:57) Obfuscation No2: More importantly, why are you talking to yourself?
(01:57:04) The Ad Killer: I'm talking to you.
(01:57:05) TheFederalPolice entered the room.
(01:57:06) TheFederalPolice: *shoots Ad Killer*
(01:57:08) TheFederalPolice left the room.
(01:57:12) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ouch!
(01:57:18) The Ad Killer: hey!
(01:57:21) Neo26988: Fly by shooting!
(01:57:49) The Ad Killer: *dies*
(01:58:00) The Ad Killer: my only regret...
(01:58:03) The Ad Killer: ...is that...
(01:58:06) The Ad Killer: ...I got shot...
(01:58:09) The Ad Killer left the room.
ID #383
Occurred: 22 Aug 2006
Submitted: 22 Aug 2006, 3:15 PM
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Rating: 2.962/4 (26 votes)
*QB's cousin Qwalm and Derek Clark sign up for the last two Fantasy Football spots*
*Clark names his team "Apologetic Rapists." Qwalm names his team "My Penis"*

Come: I hope Come will eclipse My Penis this year!
Ngamer: In Week One, My Penis will be cut down to size!
Neo: I can't wait to tear My Penis a new one!
QB: I'm gonna beat My Penis and then lick Come!

Ngamer: Oh jeez... with the schedule breaking down the way it does, I can already tell that the tension is going to be mounting all season. I simply can't wait for Week 9; there's no telling what Apologetic Rapists are going to do when they get their hands on My Penis.

QB: Apologetic Rapists eh? I'm pretty sure Qwalm will find that team name in poor taste. I'm pretty sure My Penis won't stand for Apologetic Rapists.

QB: At first, I thought My Penis was a bit obscene. But after further reflection, I must credit it for being short and to the point. Needless to say, My Penis is really growing on me!

Qwalm: For the love of all that is holy, keep My Penis out of your mouths.

Ngamer: My apologies, Qwalm. You make a strong point; it seems as though My Penis has been on the tip of my tongue every night this week!
ID #41
Occurred: Dec 26 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
(9:42:10 PM) holycatholique has entered the room.
katslover42 (9:42:56 PM): Holycatholique, Batman!
ID #359
Occurred: 28 May 2006
Submitted: 23 Jun 2006, 1:23 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (27 votes)
COME as u r337: I've already played SMB to my full potential!
Im Ngamer: I'll use my BED to full potential if you're not careful!
Im Ngamer: and just like that, Come wasn't careful
Blueline Goddess: you don't have a girlfriend.
Blueline Goddess: ...or a boyfriend, should he swing that way.
COME as u r337: Well, only when he visits Boss
COME as u r337: but then it's not HIS bed.
Blueline Goddess: indeed.
ID #597
Occurred: 29 Dec 2016
Submitted: 29 Dec 2016, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (4 votes)
(08:08:00 PM) Jim Barrett: Liz 3 weeks from due
(08:08:11 PM) Jim Barrett: Was hoping Hutch would put up a pic, since the baby is probably 50% of total body weight there
(08:09:46 PM) ngameratwork: if Youse were here he'd call Nate the ultimate cuckmaster, now responsible for not one but two babies
(08:10:00 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Me? Hmm, I suppose I am
(08:10:11 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Two human beings exist because of me... weird thought
(08:10:13 PM) Jim Barrett: 2 humans, you are solely to blame
(08:10:23 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Yup I guess I'll take responsibility
(08:11:12 PM) Jim Barrett: Ngamer is responsible for closer to 15 humans
(08:11:19 PM) Jim Barrett: And pays 0 child support
(08:11:56 PM) ngameratwork: closer to 150 when you factor in my sperm donations
(08:13:54 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Hmmm have you ever thought of going to the sperm bank for donations Jim?
(08:17:28 PM) ngameratwork: he doesn't need to, he does well enough at the bars
ID #428
Occurred: 3 Jun 2007
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 12:51 PM
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Rating: 2.087/4 (23 votes)
HistoricToast (12:46:02): because on surface 1 you get killed by people you can't see, easy
COME as u r337 (12:46:17): Yeah, thats why you just play til you get all klobb guards and no snipers
Redsrule3500 (12:46:29): its just random
Redsrule3500 (12:46:30): ?
HistoricToast (12:46:40): yes reds if you hadn't noticed half of everything is luck
Rshepherd1000 (12:46:41): s1 is mostly luck yes
HistoricToast (12:46:43): and the other half?
HistoricToast (12:46:46): Fate
ID #311
Occurred: Apr 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.032/4 (31 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (7:43:54 PM): i thought of a game
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:01 PM): where you'd ago around in medieval times
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:07 PM): and like, you could be a total badass
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:10 PM): it'd be real open ended
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:18 PM): like you could actually rape women
BloodE of Sorrow (7:45:35 PM): it'd be called like "Rapen"
Im Ngamer (7:58:06 PM): instead of fighting, you both try to rape each other?
Im Ngamer (7:58:12 PM): and the winner is the rapist
COME as u r337 (7:58:47 PM): if jon played, he'd intentionally lose and call himself the winner
COME as u r337 (7:58:48 PM): >.>
Im Ngamer (7:58:43 PM): or how about this
Im Ngamer (7:58:51 PM): like WoW has the two sides
Im Ngamer (7:59:07 PM): this game could have Men and Women
Im Ngamer (7:59:15 PM): the Men are all Rapists
Im Ngamer (7:59:23 PM): and the Women try to kill all the men
Im Ngamer (7:59:31 PM): they would be more like Amazon women
COME as u r337 (7:59:37 PM): uh.. i think that game already exists
COME as u r337 (7:59:44 PM): its called "South America"
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