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ID #135
Occurred: Jul 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.536/4 (28 votes)
(02:56:56) BloodE of Sorrow: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(02:57:02) Iricu One: 35 board feet per minute
ID #529
Occurred: 11 Jun 2010
Submitted: 12 Jun 2010, 12:20 AM
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Rating: 3.438/4 (16 votes)
SupaOdin (11:17:27 PM): i saw a piecost yesterday
Ngameratwork (11:20:16 PM): what's a piecost?
SupaOdin (11:20:23 PM): around $3
SupaOdin (11:20:25 PM): :-D
Ngameratwork (11:20:27 PM): NOOOOOO
CieloAzor (11:20:27 PM): lol
CieloAzor (11:20:29 PM): owned
ID #62
Occurred: Jan 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.833/4 (30 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:01:07 AM): YE, when you were at Karl's house
Im Ngamer (11:01:12 AM): who had the lighter skin?
YourElitenessPD (11:01:19 AM): Oooh
YourElitenessPD (11:01:24 AM): I didn't really look
COME as u r337 (11:01:25 AM): They couldn't tell Jon, they lived with blankets over the windows.
COME as u r337 (11:01:31 AM): The only light was from the TV and computer
COME as u r337 (11:01:42 AM): and the LED on the front of the 64
ID #90
Occurred: 15 Aug 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.147/4 (34 votes)
Neo1337 (12:34:30 AM): NOTHING makes me happy.
Im Ngamer (12:35:50 AM): I bet this pic will: http://geocities.com/ollebolle007/brandon.txt
Neo1337 (12:36:09 AM): If you mean the 'Where is Brandon' one, then no, it did not.
Im Ngamer (12:36:50 AM): oh man... I didn't think that thing could fail to cheer up a stone
Im Ngamer (12:36:56 AM): let alone a person
Neo1337 (12:37:02 AM): I'm no stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:03 AM): Hell.
Neo1337 (12:37:19 AM): If I accomplish something in my life I still wouldn't attain the rank of 'stone'.
Neo1337 (12:37:32 AM): But I'm not going to, so, I'm not even half of a stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:55 AM): Or, any mathematically determinal part of a stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:59 AM): Because either way, it will pwn me.
Neo1337 (12:38:01 AM): And everything about me.
Im Ngamer (12:38:29 AM): eh... you're maybe not as cool as a lava rock... but I'd rank you above a slab of granite
Im Ngamer (12:38:40 AM): WELL... unless it was really, really polished
Im Ngamer (12:38:47 AM): then you'd be about even
Neo1337 (12:38:48 AM): God, can you ever be serious?
Neo1337 (12:38:54 AM): When I'm clearly depressed or whatever.
Neo1337 (12:39:01 AM): You're making jokes about how a shiny piece of granite is cooler than me.
Im Ngamer (12:39:13 AM): I never said that!
Neo1337 (12:39:17 AM): You implied it.
Im Ngamer (12:39:20 AM): I said, about even
Neo1337 (12:39:26 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:39:33 AM): I'd still probably vote you
Neo1337 (12:39:37 AM): Probably!?
Im Ngamer (12:39:55 AM): well, I mean... when you get a really good polish going
Im Ngamer (12:40:06 AM): like, you can even see your face in it
Im Ngamer (12:40:14 AM): now THAT'S cool
Neo1337 (12:40:17 AM): FFS
Neo1337 (12:40:32 AM): I'm clearly more pissed then you've ever seen me.
Neo1337 (12:40:41 AM): And like, no way did I think this weekend could get worse.
Neo1337 (12:40:44 AM): But hell, there you go.
Im Ngamer (12:41:01 AM): you're like... is this a rock? or a mirrorOMG!?
Neo1337 (12:41:12 AM): ...
ID #351
Occurred: 13 Jun 2006
Submitted: 31 Dec 1969, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo1337 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo1337 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*
ID #464
Occurred: 6 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:13 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (24 votes)
dragondragon18 (3:11:58 AM): looks like i'm flying out to chicago on friday
Neo1337 (3:12:05 AM): how come
COME as u r337 (3:12:25 AM): probably on a plane!
COME as u r337 (3:12:26 AM): ohoho
ID #203
Occurred: 23 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
Neo1337 (10:48:44 PM): Are you hoping that Sylvia Platt girl fucks up horribly?
Im Ngamer (10:48:51 PM): the poet?
CieloAzor (10:48:56 PM): She's dead.
Im Ngamer (10:49:12 PM): yeah, how could she mess up?
Im Ngamer (10:49:17 PM): stop rotting?
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJ007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJ007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJ007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJ007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJ007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJ007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJ007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJ007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJ007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJ007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJ007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #514
Occurred: 23 Aug 2009
Submitted: 23 Aug 2009, 3:55 PM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (17 votes)
ShadowZeroPD (11:14:49 AM): alliance wins!
ShadowZeroPD (11:14:51 AM): 2 to go
IVI4RK (11:21:25 AM): cool story bro
holycatholique (11:25:28 AM): cool "cool story, bro" story, bro
O Beeeeeasty (11:25:54 AM): cool "cool "cool story, bro" story, bro" story bro
ID #257
Occurred: Dec 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.161/4 (31 votes)
TreAKAHotdogX (9:15:43 PM): ohh, i saw brokeback mountain last night <_<
Im Ngamer (9:15:49 PM): pretty gay?
TreAKAHotdogX (9:15:59 PM): moderately
COME as u r337 (9:16:16 PM): I hear Ebert gave it 1 thumb up and a reacharound.
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