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ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
ID #100
Occurred: 11 Oct 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.107/4 (28 votes)
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Notice Date: 10/11/2003 11:37:37 PM

A user at IP address 147.226.5.4 logged into your account with the correct password at 10/11/2003 11:39:06 PM, but was rejected due to your security settings. If this was not you, then your account has been compromised and you should immediately change your password.

This e-mail is to let you know that the private e-mail address for the
account neofromaustralia has been changed to sgbryze@bsu.edu

If you did not authorize this change, you have the ability to suspend the
account to prevent it from being used.

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Neo1337: ooh, ooh, can I suspend the account with a lockdown code!
Neo1337: that sounds really fun!
comeasur337: no
comeasur337: you dont wanna do that
ID #10
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (34 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:34:00 PM): yeah, my successor will either be YE, or, the guy who kills me
Im Ngamer (5:34:26 PM): and thus inherits my powers
Im Ngamer (5:35:17 PM): that would be great, if I got run over by a drunk tonight
Im Ngamer (5:35:23 PM): *thump*
Im Ngamer (5:35:28 PM): "what was that?"
Iricu One (5:35:44 PM): *shiny glow descends on the drunk*
Im Ngamer (5:35:46 PM): "hm... why do I feel like I have to update a 'POM'?"
Iricu One (5:36:21 PM): "I can hear something... what's that? It sounds like... whoarding?"
Im Ngamer (5:37:09 PM): no, I don't hear whoarding
Im Ngamer (5:37:14 PM): I can smell it
Iricu One (5:37:00 PM): Jack Thompson was just an ordinary guy, until he drunkenly ran over and inherited the powers of... The Eliter!
Iricu One (5:37:18 PM): Now, he devotes his life to maintaining the most accurate rankings in the universe!
Iricu One (5:37:28 PM): Jack Thompson is: L33T
Iricu One (5:37:46 PM): Guest starring Anthony Hopkins as the ghost of Jon Barber
ID #22
Occurred: Apr 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.897/4 (29 votes)
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CieloAzor (7:33:20 PM): Ok then. Why would LITA consider Kane?
COME as u r337 (7:33:36 PM): she was forced to marry him
COME as u r337 (7:34:03 PM): after matt hardy (her real life and storyline boyfriend) lost to kane in a match with that stipulation
COME as u r337 (7:34:19 PM): she's since cheated on him in real life. with Edge
COME as u r337 (7:34:28 PM): who's cheated on his last 2 wives in real live
COME as u r337 (7:35:03 PM): hardy was fired, because it was too much of a distraction
COME as u r337 (7:35:12 PM): and edge was too important to the company
CieloAzor (7:35:51 PM): That sucks actually.
COME as u r337 (7:35:58 PM): Yup
Im Ngamer (7:38:29 PM): gah, they fired Matt just for that?
COME as u r337 (7:38:38 PM): Sure did
Im Ngamer (7:38:46 PM): talk about insult to injury
COME as u r337 (7:38:49 PM): well
COME as u r337 (7:38:52 PM): he was injured.. lol
Im Ngamer (7:39:08 PM): talk about injury to insult to injury
ID #510
Occurred: 25 Jul 2009
Submitted: 24 Jul 2009, 6:57 PM
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Rating: 3.316/4 (19 votes)
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AlecBoy006: How am I blocked from stats?
AlecBoy006: I just reported news.
AlecBoy006: That blows.
AlecBoy006: Brick abuses his power.
AlecBoy006: He does everything to spite me.
isthatagoodt: I've had requests from more than a handful of chat members to do this, and gave you more than enough chances to just SHUT THE FUCK UP
AlecBoy006: I'm fucking sick of you.
AlecBoy006: I swear
AlecBoy006: You're a no good piece of shit.
rshepherd1000: lolin
AlecBoy006: All I did was report something I saw from a website.
AlecBoy006: You said you would block me
AlecBoy006: If I mentioned stats again
AlecBoy006: And you know what?
AlecBoy006: I didn't.
isthatagoodt: ^Just did, sorry :-(
AlecBoy006: I kept my promise
AlecBoy006: Well.
AlecBoy006: I'm bringing up a point.
AlecBoy006: I still kept my promise.
AlecBoy006: I have NOT been talking about it.
AlecBoy006: God you're such a fucking faggot.
AlecBoy006: If anything
AlecBoy006: I think you're jealous
AlecBoy006: You were getting scared that I was moving on up.
isthatagoodt: LOL
AlecBoy006: It's true
AlecBoy006: I know it.
isthatagoodt: So you DID think it was a competition, didn't you!
AlecBoy006: No.
AlecBoy006: I didn't.
AlecBoy006: But that is my hypothesis.
isthatagoodt: You were getting scared that I was moving on up. <---- Yes
AlecBoy006: No.
AlecBoy006: Personally I couldn't care less.
AlecBoy006: And what would it take for me to get unbanned?
isthatagoodt: It cannot be undone
AlecBoy006: You're just abusing your power.
SupaOdin: lol do you realy care that much about it, alec?
AlecBoy006: I hate you so fucking much
AlecBoy006: You're a fucking faggot
AlecBoy006: NO GOOD
isthatagoodt: Chat stats were his LIFE
AlecBoy006: PIECE
AlecBoy006: OF
isthatagoodt: Now his life is
AlecBoy006: SHIT
isthatagoodt: BLOCKED
AlecBoy006: FUCK YOU
isthatagoodt: BURNED
AlecBoy006: FUCK YOU
AlecBoy006: AHHHHHHHH
isthatagoodt: LIFE = RUINED
rshepherd1000: ~Q~
SupaOdin: bahahaha
COME as u r337: ~Q~
SupaOdin: ~Q~ indeed
IVI4RK: ~Q~
isthatagoodt: ~Q~
AlecBoy006: I AM BETTER THAN YOU
SupaOdin: omg its getting better
AlecBoy006: BETTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
AlecBoy006: I AM SUCCEEDING
SupaOdin: yay
AlecBoy006: SO YOU KNOW WHAT THINGY
AlecBoy006: FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
AlecBoy006: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SupaOdin: anddd ~Q~
ID #586
Occurred: 9 Jan 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:04 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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(19:20:52) GoldenJ007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJ007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.
ID #433
Occurred: 28 Jun 2007
Submitted: 27 Jun 2007, 7:55 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (27 votes)
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octoinky (7:38:40 PM): lamest WR ever - mariokart level shortcut has 0.00
HistoricToast (7:38:46 PM): sounds lame
octoinky (7:38:50 PM): it was glitched
HistoricToast (7:38:55 PM): din mor was glitched
Rshepherd1000 (7:39:00 PM): your nonsense is making the chat lag bloode
HistoricToast (7:39:07 PM): din mor lagged
HistoricToast (7:39:19 PM): either or that or she came so hard that time itself slowed down
ID #164
Occurred: Aug 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.409/4 (44 votes)
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BadassFal (1:20:25 AM): ha, i cant believe it, my brother has finally lost his virginity at the age of 22 haha
WouterJ007 (1:26:51 AM): oh! 22 you say? ah!! 1 year to go for me
BadassFal (1:27:07 AM): haha!
WouterJ007 (1:45:19 AM): what about you fal
AlexPenev1 (1:55:20 AM): Didn't you hear? Fal also lost his virginity. Same place and time as his brother.
ID #116
Occurred: 26 Jul 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.125/4 (40 votes)
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Neo1337 (4:32:48 PM): Catching a bus to the city: $2.20
Neo1337 (4:32:56 PM): Seeing a movie in the city: $12
Neo1337 (4:33:02 PM): Lunch at Southbank: $15
Neo1337 (4:33:07 PM): Getting ditched by your best friend the night before: Priceless :'(
COME as u r337 (4:33:21 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: Priceless.
Neo1337 (4:33:37 PM): Come. :(
Neo1337 (4:33:40 PM): I'm not in the mood.
COME as u r337 (4:33:49 PM): Oh.. sorry.
COME as u r337 (4:34:02 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: $5.50
ID #373
Occurred: 26 Jul 2006
Submitted: 26 Jul 2006, 10:33 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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COME as u r337 (22:27:58): board top updated
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:02): will those stats be posted anywhere?
COME as u r337 (22:29:10): in that topic!
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:36): you could do interesting distinctions
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:39): like uncircumsized player with most WRs
RyanWhiteGoose (22:30:01): well, who knows about boss or YE
RyanWhiteGoose (22:30:07): think they'll post there?
Im Ngamer (22:31:29): Boss doesn't need to post ther-
Im Ngamer (22:33:30 PM): nevermind
RyanWhiteGoose (22:33:50 PM): we'll ask karl about YE then
Regular Civilian (22:34:03 PM): and the rest of Australia for that matter
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