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ID #149
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.933/4 (30 votes)
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ID #309
Occurred: 10 Jun 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.815/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:14:52 PM): RIP one Mod
CieloAzor (9:18:49 PM): How dare you remove Ax!
RyanWhiteGoose (9:19:12 PM): hey man
RyanWhiteGoose (9:19:14 PM): things happen
CieloAzor (9:22:42 PM): I'm gonna protest this...somehow.
CieloAzor (9:22:58 PM): Some kind of boycott is in order.
Im Ngamer (9:24:19 PM): you could stop eating goose
CieloAzor (9:25:25 PM): Sounds like a plan.
CieloAzor (9:25:41 PM): FROM NOW UNTIL AXEL IS REINSTATED...
CieloAzor (9:25:46 PM): I WILL CONSUME NO GOOSE WHATSOEVER.
CieloAzor (9:27:28 PM): It's gonna be tough to give up goose cold turkey like this.
CieloAzor (9:27:59 PM): But I'm pretty sure this plan will set Axel's reinstatement in motion.
holycatholique (10:15:03 PM): I'd prefer no mod position
holycatholique (10:15:09 PM): until Alex is offered one
CieloAzor (10:17:37 PM): He means Axel.
CieloAzor (10:17:48 PM): wiff is protesting with me
CieloAzor (10:19:02 PM): All you have to do is promise not to eat any goose, wiff.
CieloAzor (10:19:07 PM): Not until Axel is reinstated.
CieloAzor (10:19:20 PM): We're on a goose hunger strike.
holycatholique (10:19:31 PM): alright
holycatholique (10:19:38 PM): but don't call me the fart of Gandhi
CieloAzor (10:19:49 PM): I promise I won't.
CieloAzor (10:20:04 PM): I don't even know what that would mean.
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Im Ngamer (10:24:10 PM): careful QB!
Im Ngamer (10:24:20 PM): oh, thought you were about to call wiff a Gandhi fart
CieloAzor (10:24:31 PM): I was thinking about it.
CieloAzor (10:24:39 PM): But I try to keep my promises.
ID #332
Occurred: May 14 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.808/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:02:20 PM): marshy!
Im Ngamer (11:02:26 PM): Fraps can also record audio, right?
Isuxor (11:02:41 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (11:03:20 PM): is there an option like "record all audio on the computer"?
Im Ngamer (11:03:26 PM): so it would take me talking into the mic
Im Ngamer (11:03:32 PM): as well as what's coming out my speakers
Isuxor (11:05:02 PM): neg
Isuxor (11:05:07 PM): I-don't-think-so-anyway
Isuxor (11:05:12 PM): (my-spacebar-is-busted)
Im Ngamer (11:05:43 PM): must be from all that penis THWAPing you've done over the years!
Isuxor (11:06:07 PM): THWAP
Isuxor (11:06:12 PM): too-strong!
ID #4
Occurred: Apr 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.323/4 (31 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:35 PM): I'm going to run a competition
Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:55 PM): the winner will be the person who can write the most convincing imitation of a lightsaber in words
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:14 PM): *shwommmmmmmmm... vwooormm vwossh clash skrztle*
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:20 PM): is my entry
dragondragon18 (6:57:33 PM): *shawing*
Im Ngamer (6:57:14 PM): *wiiiiiiiiizzz*
Im Ngamer (6:57:19 PM): *bangbang*
Im Ngamer (6:57:27 PM): I'm clearly in the lead
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:31 PM): clearly
ID #278
Occurred: Feb 23 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.138/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:22:43 AM): Fal's more of an American that a European!
BadassFal (11:23:54 AM): how do you work that out?
Im Ngamer (11:25:04 AM): well, you speak the language we invented
BadassFal (11:25:35 AM): ...right
Im Ngamer (11:26:32 AM): now Fal, England may have invented it originally
Im Ngamer (11:26:59 AM): but the version you speak you learned from American TV shows and movies
BadassFal (11:27:39 AM): if you ever listen to me on xbox live or have ever heard me, it sounds nothing like american
Im Ngamer (11:28:24 AM): didn't you make that one wav file, "3 things Fal likes"?
COME as u r337 (11:28:42 AM): No Jon, that was an image file
COME as u r337 (11:28:54 AM): http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg
ID #192
Occurred: Sep 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (28 votes)
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(01:35:24) KLuminate: i think the community is unhealthy for all of us
(01:35:28) KLuminate: we need to get to the real world
(01:35:32) KLuminate: were all decent guys
(01:35:42) KLuminate: but being here now....why are we not in bed, Sam?
(01:35:46) KLuminate: its 1.37 in the UK
(01:35:52) Stickmansam 1024: because I'm not attracted to you physically
ID #441
Occurred: 6 Aug 2007
Submitted: 17 Aug 2007, 2:21 AM
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Rating: 3.320/4 (25 votes)
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*Jimbo pulls into a gas station in Ohio, driving Ngamer and wheat*
Jimbo: Whoa, a gallon of Pepsi for 89 cents? I've got to do this!
*gets out of the car, walks into the wrong building*
*stumbles into right building, but is told he has to pick up his Pepsi from the stand outside*
wheat: Okay, this is just getting ridiculous.
*attempts to pay for 89 cent purchase with credit card. credit card machine breaks*
Ngamer: Well, he's done it. This is the new WR for longest Pepsi purchase.
*sits around another 5 minutes before finally paying with a dollar bill*
*FINALLY climbs back into the driver's seat with his Pepsi*
wheat: I guess we at least learned something... how many Jimbos does it take to buy a Pepsi?
Ngamer: Well, we might not know the exact answer, but it's sure as heck more than one.
ID #139
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.821/4 (28 votes)
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My..space..bar..doesn't..work..suddenly...happened..last..night..not..sure..why...
~ Derek Clark
ID #115
Occurred: 10 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (02:23:25): http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1732699
Stickmansam 1024 (02:34:54): SCIENCE COOKING?
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:07): Never have two words sounded so good together
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:19): Except perhaps "The reactor-!"
katslover42 (02:35:34): "Who are-!"
COME as u r337 (02:35:47): Heh
Obfuscation314 (02:35:59): "That's not-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:06): "But surely-!"
katslover42 (02:36:30): "The goggles-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:51): "My suit-!"
katslover42 (02:37:00): "No, don't-!"
katslover42 (02:37:12): "Not my-!"
katslover42 (02:37:37): "The blowfish-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:01): heheheheh
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:11): we spent an entire evening thinking these up actually
katslover42 (02:38:13): "This orgasm-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:38:22): "Something smells-!"
katslover42 (02:38:49): "Poison lip-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:10): "Dead? But-"
katslover42 (02:39:11): "Blood in-!"
katslover42 (02:39:33): "We found-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:39:49): "The government-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:49): "My eyes-!"
katslover42 (02:39:59): "Life ends-!"
katslover42 (02:40:37): "John McClain-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:41:08): "McClane, you-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:42:16): "Luthor? But-"
katslover42 (02:42:45): "Kryptonite Condom-!"
katslover42 (02:46:14): "I'm allergic-!"
COME as u r337 (02:46:21): I have one for YE...
COME as u r337 (02:46:31): "Control, Alt,-!"
katslover42 (02:46:57): "The Ring-!"
katslover42 (02:48:13): "Captain, we've-!"
ID #594
Occurred: 19 Jan 2016
Submitted: 20 Jan 2016, 12:56 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (5 votes)
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(00:45:38) GoldenJ007: I prob wouldn't use the faster internet much
(00:45:39) Thiradell: what Internet do you have right now
(00:45:47) GoldenJ007: 20 down 1 up avg
(00:47:12) Thiradell: must take awhile to upload those killer GE PR videos
(00:47:52) ngameratwork: you like growing your twitch fanbase and having an active channel and chatting with your friends there but you're currently locked into only playing games from 1997
(00:47:58) ngameratwork: upgrade and break the chains
(00:48:05) Thiradell: ^this is very true, Jim
(00:48:08) Thiradell: you should play a different game
(00:48:18) Infilament: you could play Rocket League on stream if you had better net
(00:48:55) GoldenJ007: Pay higher fee to use the HOV lane on the internet, basically
(00:49:00) GoldenJ007: Kinda bs but hey
(00:49:07) Infilament: well, it's either that or start your own ISP
(00:49:11) Thiradell: the Internet is still a market lol
(00:49:15) Thiradell: the better providers charge more
(00:49:40) Infilament: it's actually closer to paying a higher fee to own a corvette instead of a pinto
(00:49:41) ngameratwork: more like paying more to travel by sports car instead of moped on a highway
(00:49:49) Thiradell: lol
(00:49:51) Infilament: dang, beat ng like a rented mule there
(00:50:10) GoldenJ007: wow
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