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ID #243
Occurred: 26 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (32 votes)
Im Ngamer (5:48:16 PM): where were YOU?
Neo1337 (5:48:24 PM): Noosa.
Im Ngamer (5:52:15 PM): No, sir?
Im Ngamer (5:52:19 PM): just tell me where you went!
Neo1337 (5:52:28 PM): I told you, Noosa.
Im Ngamer (5:52:41 PM): stop talking like Jar Jar Binks, and tell me where you went
Neo1337 (5:53:05 PM): Fine, I went north for 2 hours to some resort to visit my friends, ok?
Im Ngamer (5:53:35 PM): messa happy with that response
ID #506
Occurred: 28 Jun 2009
Submitted: 30 Jun 2009, 2:48 AM
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Rating: 3.550/4 (20 votes)
GoldenJ007 (2:17:32 AM): Titanic = Infil's penis
GoldenJ007 (2:17:55 AM): A lot of similarities
SupaOdin (2:17:55 AM): jimbo is obsessed with it?
Regular Mg (2:18:04 AM): they made a movie about it?
GoldenJ007 (2:18:14 AM): it's been sitting idle in a deep dark place for years?
Infil12 (2:18:34 AM): it ran into an iceberg and broke in half?
CieloAzor (2:19:00 AM): lots of people rode on it?
CieloAzor (2:19:03 AM): both men and women?
Infil12 (2:19:09 AM): and children
SupaOdin (2:19:15 AM): oh my
GoldenJ007 (2:19:15 AM): and 6 dogs!
GoldenJ007 (2:19:27 AM): Three of which survived!
Im Ngamer (2:19:35 AM): there weren't enough rubbers to go around, so only the women and children got them?
Infil12 (2:19:47 AM): the captain went down on the ship?
GoldenJ007 (2:20:32 AM): Distress calls were heard and the nearest rescue was hours away?
Infil12 (2:20:35 AM): jim would pay good money to see it?
CieloAzor (2:20:42 AM): thousands of men and women rode it and they all went down on it?
Regular Mg (2:20:56 AM): not all of them
Regular Mg (2:21:08 AM): there were some survivors
GoldenJ007 (2:21:17 AM): All of whom are dead now
Im Ngamer (2:24:30 AM): it takes a $500,000 robot to get a piece of the action these days?
CieloAzor (2:24:31 AM): the poopdeck was the last place to get filled?
CieloAzor (2:27:03 AM): it had a memorable cameo in Ghostbusters II?
Infil12 (2:27:56 AM): millions of people paid $10 to spend 3 hours with it?
Infil12 (2:28:18 AM): kate winslet went topless on it?
CieloAzor (2:29:48 AM): it would take a crew of hundreds and a billion dollar budget just to lift it?
Infil12 (2:30:08 AM): it's been submerged in fluids for decades?
Infil12 (2:30:37 AM): its maiden voyage was also its last?
CieloAzor (2:30:48 AM): crabs live on it?
CieloAzor (2:31:56 AM): it's been out of use for so long that it's turning to dust?
Infil12 (2:33:58 AM): people who stowed away on it wished they hadn't?
Infil12 (2:35:46 AM): people spent four days on it before the first sign of trouble?
Infil12 (2:36:30 AM): it spent most of its life erect?
GoldenJ007 (2:37:40 AM): It was powered by a triple-screw system?
Infil12 (2:37:59 AM): it was doing fine until it took on a little water?
Regular Mg (2:38:05 AM): It had a capacity of over 1,000 people?
GoldenJ007 (2:38:44 AM): It couldn't support itself long when standing at a high angle?
Infil12 (2:39:50 AM): people think they're flying when they ride on the tip of it?
GoldenJ007 (2:40:14 AM): It has a popular simulation video made around its maiden voyage?
Infil12 (2:41:34 AM): it was considered indestructible until it ran into something else hard?
Regular Mg (2:42:27 AM): People have spent the past half hour commenting on it in an AIM chatroom?
ID #467
Occurred: 2 Feb 2008
Submitted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (22 votes)
octoinky (11:55:22 PM): i learned a TON of cool shit in biopsychology though
octoinky (11:55:26 PM): coolest class ive taken probably
octoinky (11:55:54 PM): pretty much all the fun shit ive told you about, goose, has been from that class
octoinky (11:55:57 PM): phantom limbs etc
octoinky (11:56:18 PM): then we learned literally what happens in the brain to make all that shit happen
RyanWhiteGoose (11:56:51 PM): wow
RyanWhiteGoose (11:56:52 PM): thats insane
Im Ngamer (11:57:04 PM): rumor has it Goose has 4 to 5 phantom inches
ID #112
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.758/4 (33 votes)
GEmile 007: I <3 Nodjo
GEmile 007: I <3 you.... dont know zeebo
N0DJ0: lol
GEmile 007: I <3 SZ......... because of his PWNAGE way of using smiley's
ShadowZeroPD: ;):P:D:):O:(;):P:D:):O:(
GEmile 007: plus...
GEmile 007: bcks kinda reminds me of Hitler
ShadowZeroPD: haha :P
N0DJ0: hahahahaha
N0DJ0: true :D
ShadowZeroPD: ;)
N0DJ0: this is gonna be the vote of the day
N0DJ0: "i like bcks but he looks like hitler so i ll vote SZ"
ID #128
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.621/4 (29 votes)
octoinky (4:05:11 AM): I usually last long enough
octoinky (4:05:12 AM): ;-)
ShadowZeroPD (4:05:18 AM): din mor said otherwise last night
octoinky (4:05:46 AM): ;-)
octoinky (4:05:55 AM): eh personal WR (worst record) is 15 seconds
octoinky (4:05:58 AM): i was like wtf??!
CieloAzor (4:06:04 AM): What the?
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:08 AM): lol
octoinky (4:06:09 AM): i have no idea
CieloAzor (4:06:16 AM): Unlucky.
CieloAzor (4:06:24 AM): That was just a bad run.
octoinky (4:06:30 AM): well, she doesn't care, it wasn't really awkward
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:32 AM): you probly need a better strat
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:53 AM): several vids on the net
ID #331
Occurred: May 12 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (28 votes)
mjf345 (8:52:04 PM): hm, let's see how many edits i have so far on the wiki...
mjf345 (8:52:15 PM): still not 500...
mjf345 (8:52:32 PM): 404
Regular Civilian (8:52:55 PM): Number not found?
mjf345 (8:53:39 PM): what do you mean by "Number not found?"?
Regular Civilian (8:54:30 PM): geek'd
ID #115
Occurred: 10 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (02:23:25): http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1732699
Stickmansam 1024 (02:34:54): SCIENCE COOKING?
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:07): Never have two words sounded so good together
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:19): Except perhaps "The reactor-!"
katslover42 (02:35:34): "Who are-!"
COME as u r337 (02:35:47): Heh
Obfuscation314 (02:35:59): "That's not-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:06): "But surely-!"
katslover42 (02:36:30): "The goggles-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:51): "My suit-!"
katslover42 (02:37:00): "No, don't-!"
katslover42 (02:37:12): "Not my-!"
katslover42 (02:37:37): "The blowfish-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:01): heheheheh
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:11): we spent an entire evening thinking these up actually
katslover42 (02:38:13): "This orgasm-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:38:22): "Something smells-!"
katslover42 (02:38:49): "Poison lip-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:10): "Dead? But-"
katslover42 (02:39:11): "Blood in-!"
katslover42 (02:39:33): "We found-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:39:49): "The government-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:49): "My eyes-!"
katslover42 (02:39:59): "Life ends-!"
katslover42 (02:40:37): "John McClain-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:41:08): "McClane, you-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:42:16): "Luthor? But-"
katslover42 (02:42:45): "Kryptonite Condom-!"
katslover42 (02:46:14): "I'm allergic-!"
COME as u r337 (02:46:21): I have one for YE...
COME as u r337 (02:46:31): "Control, Alt,-!"
katslover42 (02:46:57): "The Ring-!"
katslover42 (02:48:13): "Captain, we've-!"
ID #284
Occurred: Mar 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
Im Ngamer (1:02:37 AM): more on this later
*an hour goes by*
holycatholique (2:06:46 AM): hour!
holycatholique (2:06:49 AM): be more funny!
CieloAzor (2:07:45 AM): We can't be funny if we aren't talking.
CieloAzor (2:08:35 AM): Then again, I guess mimes make a living at it.
CieloAzor (2:11:22 AM): Watch my miming skills, wiff.
Im Ngamer (2:11:47 AM): haha! are you in a glass box?
CieloAzor (2:16:27 AM): Whew, done.
CieloAzor (2:16:36 AM): That was the most tiring 5 minutes of miming ever.
CieloAzor (2:16:40 AM): Hope you enjoyed it, wiff.
holycatholique (2:17:56 AM): excellent
CieloAzor (2:17:24 AM): Looks like Jon got a chuckle out of my glass box routine.
CieloAzor (2:18:09 AM): I've been working on it for weeks, so the appreciation is appreciated.
ID #464
Occurred: 6 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:13 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (24 votes)
dragondragon18 (3:11:58 AM): looks like i'm flying out to chicago on friday
Neo1337 (3:12:05 AM): how come
COME as u r337 (3:12:25 AM): probably on a plane!
COME as u r337 (3:12:26 AM): ohoho
ID #602
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 6:18 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (2 votes)
(12:01:35 AM) GoldenJ007: sfljdsflkjf
(12:01:39 AM) GoldenJ007: Lightning just struck across the street
(12:01:40 AM) GoldenJ007: good god
(12:01:44 AM) GoldenJ007: *blind*
(12:01:45 AM) GoldenJ007: *deaf*
(12:03:40 AM) GoldenJ007: Dude the house across the street is down
(12:03:44 AM) GoldenJ007: Lightning owned that fucking thing
(12:03:45 AM) GoldenJ007: Holy crap
(12:03:52 AM) GoldenJ007: Split donw the middle
(12:03:54 AM) GoldenJ007: Good god
(12:03:58 AM) BluelineGoddess: take pictures!
(12:03:58 AM) Thiradell: lol split down the middle
(12:04:08 AM) CometSH: pics or it didn't happen
(12:04:23 AM) Infil12: yeah this is a pic or gtfo moment
(12:04:34 AM) Thiradell: Jon just got Streets 1:13, in the same house
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