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ID #592
Occurred: 22 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:30 PM
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Rating: 3.833/4 (6 votes)
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(20:25:09) GoldenJimbo007: Yep just microwaved some ice cream
(20:25:13) GoldenJimbo007: Love me some soft serve
(20:25:21) TopRogue7: lol
(20:25:26) Infil1212: yz literally throwing up in his mouth right now
(20:25:41) TopRogue7: [x] wisconsin
(20:26:34) TopRogue7: wait, he has a fridge? why, he never eats leftovers
(20:27:05) GoldenJimbo007: I put pizza straight from the oven into the freezer to not burn myself
(20:27:13) GoldenJimbo007: I never have leftovers that's correct
(20:27:35) TopRogue7: yeah, who can wait 40 seconds for pizza to cool down
(20:27:40) GoldenJimbo007: 5 minutes*
(20:27:47) Infil1212: putting hot pizza into the fridge/freezer should be a literal crime
(20:27:54) GoldenJimbo007: m8 who wants piping hot sauce
(20:27:57) Infil1212: i do
(20:28:08) TopRogue7: i make pizza all the time and have not once waited 5 minutes to eat it
(20:28:14) TopRogue7: and i usually bake it at 500
(20:28:42) Thiradell: this is fucking absurd
(20:28:45) Thiradell: this is going too far
(20:29:14) GoldenJimbo007: For like 3 god damn minutes get over it
(20:29:20) Thiradell: why not just let it sit for 5 minutes
(20:29:29) Infil1212: pizza gets cold too fast, if anything
(20:29:32) GoldenJimbo007: way quicker to super freeze it
(20:29:36) Thiradell: you're a fool
(20:29:39) Infil1212: like, i want to eat more pizza quickly
(20:29:42) Infil1212: so i can eat it while it's warm
(20:30:06) Thiradell: why not just get a toaster oven and put it in the freezer
(20:30:09) Thiradell: to balance the temperatures
(20:30:43) Infil1212: lol third
(20:30:47) Infil1212: 10/10
ID #362
Occurred: 25 Jun 2006
Submitted: 26 Jun 2006, 1:46 PM
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Rating: 2.115/4 (26 votes)
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l34ss l3oost: ive dated 2 bi girls
octoinky: at once, alex?
l34ss l3oost: actually
l34ss l3oost: weird story
l34ss l3oost: they dated after our relationships
holycatholique: as in
holycatholique: each other?
l34ss l3oost: yes
holycatholique: bwahahaha
Infil12: did you get any footage of this?
ID #225
Occurred: Oct 24 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.138/4 (29 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:47:36 PM): Tally ho!
Stickmansam 1024 (6:47:52 PM): "Tally ho" is from the early 20th century!
Stickmansam 1024 (6:48:07 PM): not the medieval age
COME as u r337 (6:48:02 PM): QB did a ho named Tally.
COME as u r337 (6:48:14 PM): He got some medieval diseases.
Stickmansam 1024 (6:48:25 PM): did he award marks on her performance?
Stickmansam 1024 (6:48:28 PM): and add those marks up?
Stickmansam 1024 (6:48:35 PM): did he, in fact, tally his ho?
COME as u r337 (6:48:37 PM): No.
COME as u r337 (6:48:51 PM): He just fucked her and got the plague.
ID #78
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.103/4 (29 votes)
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TopRogue7: you want a score?
TopRogue7: chan, what's your mom's #?
DnTn31: ya, 1995 called, they said they want their joke back Youse
ID #593
Occurred: 16 Aug 2015
Submitted: 16 Aug 2015, 5:18 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (5 votes)
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(4:11:15 PM) COME as u r337: eagles wont be kicking FGs all year anyways
(4:11:22 PM) TopRogue7: teeeebs
(4:11:45 PM) DKK5: Thank goodness he's white
(4:13:11 PM) TopRogue7: Too bad that's not true of everyone.
(4:13:20 PM) DKK5: :[
(4:13:52 PM) Jim Barrett: That's why VA meets are great
(4:13:54 PM) Jim Barrett: Everyone is white
(4:14:21 PM) stinsonlaptop: lol
(4:14:27 PM) DKK5: lol
ID #445
Occurred: 21 Sep 2007
Submitted: 20 Sep 2007, 11:49 PM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (24 votes)
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octoinky (1:47:29 PM): get jack in here, he'll love this KOTH
JackOfWailing (1:47:30 PM) has entered the room.
JackOfWailing (1:47:32 PM): koth time!!
ID #209
Occurred: Oct 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.923/4 (26 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:01 PM): it says I need to install additional plugins
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:17 PM): I distrusted ytmnd.com already, I ain't installing no plugins, fool
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): more like.. ADDITIONAL VIRUSES!
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): MIRITE???
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:34 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:37 PM): YOU GO GIRL!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:50 PM): *snaps fingers here, there and here again*
ID #591
Occurred: 20 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:25 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Alec's team goes to overtime in a critical playoff game, but he can't stay awake to watch it*

(00:08:49) DrInvertigone: I'm getting tired.
(00:09:20) DrInvertigone: That's me. The 23-year-old grandpa.
(00:09:27) GoldenJimbo007: virgin*
(00:09:38) Infilament: hawks playing the most exciting NHL game in months and alec can barely keep his eyes open
(00:09:47) DrInvertigone: True. But It's not something I frown upon or look at.
(00:10:24) DrInvertigone: Let society give me stigma for being a virgin. When it happens, it happens. I'm focused on being Corey the Conqueror and working my tail off this Summer.
(00:10:38) GoldenJimbo007: More like Corey the Cuntslayer
(00:10:54) GoldenJimbo007: Infil the Iron-dick
(00:11:26) GoldenJimbo007: Third the twisty-testicles
(00:11:31) Thiradell: lol
(00:11:36) DrInvertigone: Although, technically, it is biologically possible for somebody to be a grandpa at 23.
(00:11:36) GoldenJimbo007: Tyler the testicle twister
(00:11:57) DKK5: DK Very Small, Very Limp, Penis
(00:12:00) Infilament: being a testicle twister and having twisty-testicles p different things imo
(00:12:09) GoldenJimbo007: I know :-(
(00:12:16) Thiradell: I've received numerous compliments on my entwined members
(00:12:22) DrInvertigone: I'm not specifying myself. I'm saying, I think there was one couple that were parents at like 8-9 years old.
(00:12:39) GoldenJimbo007: Don't think I got my first boner until I was 14, that's impossible
(00:14:15) ngonhislaptop: more strange was that it was still 10 more years before Jim first saw it
(00:14:23) Infilament: loool
(00:14:28) GoldenJimbo007: LOL
ID #137
Occurred: Sep 17 2002
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.482/4 (27 votes)
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In other news, DJ Bachovin rockets past THREE players in total time to 170th. Watch out, Elite.
- Bryan Youse
ID #467
Occurred: 2 Feb 2008
Submitted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (22 votes)
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octoinky (11:55:22 PM): i learned a TON of cool shit in biopsychology though
octoinky (11:55:26 PM): coolest class ive taken probably
octoinky (11:55:54 PM): pretty much all the fun shit ive told you about, goose, has been from that class
octoinky (11:55:57 PM): phantom limbs etc
octoinky (11:56:18 PM): then we learned literally what happens in the brain to make all that shit happen
RyanWhiteGoose (11:56:51 PM): wow
RyanWhiteGoose (11:56:52 PM): thats insane
Im Ngamer (11:57:04 PM): rumor has it Goose has 4 to 5 phantom inches
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