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ID #232
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
Blueline Goddess (22:40:06): drop the e when adding ing, dammit!
COME as u r337 (22:40:28): Yeah, people shouldn't be at raves when they're conjugating verbs!
ID #261
Occurred: Dec 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
Im Ngamer (2:04:46 AM): you there! the one with the databases!
YourElitenessPD (2:04:54 AM): .
Im Ngamer (2:15:03 AM): I've got the NSA table ready to roll, but NOW
Im Ngamer (2:15:14 AM): it's just a matter of inputing the "start times"
YourElitenessPD (2:19:30 AM): I haven't done much with timestamp fields
Im Ngamer (2:20:39 AM): yeah, I don't know, just seemed like a decent option
Im Ngamer (2:20:53 AM): let's go with what you're most comfortable with that gets the job done
YourElitenessPD (2:21:04 AM): Alrighty
YourElitenessPD (2:21:16 AM): Make a post in Gen Chat and update every 4 hours
Im Ngamer (2:22:16 AM): dang it YE!
Im Ngamer (2:22:24 AM): this is the Computer Age
YourElitenessPD (2:22:38 AM): That's using a computer...
Im Ngamer (2:22:44 AM): the goal is to let machines do the work FOR us
YourElitenessPD (2:23:19 AM): Yeah, saves you from running over to the ezboard server manually and changing the data on the hard drive with a magnet
ID #64
Occurred: May 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.161/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (6:50:21 PM): Come, did YE tell you the big news?
COME as u r337 (6:50:52 PM): He grew his first pubes?!?
Im Ngamer (6:51:08 PM): nay, maybe next year
ID #239
Occurred: Sep 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.067/4 (30 votes)
JamesBond315xxx: There's a demo for the Revolution called...
JamesBond315xxx: Pilot Wangs.
Im Ngamer: BloodE will be the Pilot Wangs Champ in like, 2 hours
Im Ngamer: I doubt anyone could Pilot Wangs better
BloodE of Sorrow: you are making fun of me, arent you?
Im Ngamer: not at all BloodE
Im Ngamer: I just don't think anyone can match your Wang Piloting experience
BloodE of Sorrow: ...
BloodE of Sorrow: im not gay
ID #237
Occurred: 15 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (30 votes)
(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:40) Ngamer: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:25:49) Ngamer: UGH, they spelled "engineer" with two Ns... in a bolded headline, no less
(19:26:58) Ngamer: be sure to bring that up with them first thing
(19:27:09) Ngamer: it will show that you can bring fresh ideas to the company
(19:27:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: are you sure about that?
(19:27:45) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it might give them the impression I don't like the company very much.
(19:32:28) Ngamer: no Sam, I'm sure
(19:32:56) Ngamer: and to emphasize your point, be sure to bring up the matter loudly, making good use of foul language
(19:33:13) Ngamer: that will make you stand out as a real go-getter
(19:33:45) Mike Gaydeski: punch someone in the face
(19:33:54) Mike Gaydeski: Then they'll know you mean business
(19:34:19) Ngamer: just slug the secretary on the way in
(19:34:37) Ngamer: "right this way Mr. Hughes" "thanks" *WHAP*
(19:35:00) Ngamer: if they ask why, just say that you "don't take no guff from nobody"
(19:36:33) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Shall I wear my yellow suit, so I stand out?
(19:37:01) Mike Gaydeski: hm...
(19:37:11) Ngamer: yes, but also, wrap yourself in Christmas lights
(19:37:19) Ngamer: plug yourself in inside the waiting room
(19:37:20) Mike Gaydeski: You can't wear the wrong thing if you're not wearing anything!
(19:37:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Mgay makes a valid point.
(19:37:37) Ngamer: oh! good point there Mg
(19:37:47) Ngamer: that could really ease your mind heading in
(19:37:44) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "Why aren't you wearing anything?"
(19:37:48) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "I couldn't decide."
(19:37:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "So I went with what I knew"
(19:39:21) Ngamer: you'll certainly be comfortable, that's a plus
(19:39:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: It's winter, though
(19:39:57) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: maybe I'll take a hat at least
(19:40:15) Ngamer: a hat, and those black socks of yours
(19:40:27) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: of course
(19:41:55) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: and of course I'll make sure to greet the interviewer with a nice, firm... handshake
ID #495
Occurred: 28 Dec 2008
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:09 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (19 votes)
[23:46] GoldenJ007: Wondering if I should go shovel out Lambeau Field tomorrow
[23:46] GoldenJ007: $8/hr
[23:47] GoldenJ007: Gotta be there at 8 AM though bah
[23:47] GoldenJ007: Jon you should drive up here and shovel lambeau, make some money, and borrow me MKWii
[00:08] NgamerAtWork: nay, I like the idea of you getting Kart at the theater more
[00:08] GoldenJ007: I don't!
[00:09] NgamerAtWork: too bad, we have a date!
[00:10] BluelineGoddess: who's buying the popcorn?
[00:11] GoldenJ007: Obv Jon
[00:13] NgamerAtWork: well I'll get some if Jim wants, but I'll get it for free
[00:16] BluelineGoddess: we should take bets on who does the yawn-stretch thing first
[00:17] wheatrich: man even I can't keep the frown through dayle's comments
[00:17] BluelineGoddess: sorry for ruining your bad mood, wheatie
[00:18] wheatrich: I know I hate you for it
ID #105
Occurred: 1 Feb 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.857/4 (35 votes)
Ngamer and Sam discuss their favorite cartoon, Rejected

Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:45 AM): the spoon bit, and the "SILLY HATS ONLY" bit, just cracked me up
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:50 AM): the rest was strange
Im Ngamer (9:48:31 AM): and now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples! *loud drone*
Stickmansam 1024 (9:49:00 AM): yeha
Im Ngamer (9:58:09 AM): (not really, I was quoting the cartoon)
Im Ngamer (9:58:21 AM): oh wait
Stickmansam 1024 (9:58:33 AM): wrong box, eh
Im Ngamer (9:58:40 AM): no!
Im Ngamer (9:58:49 AM): dang it Sam, you close windows too soon
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:58 AM): oh
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:10 AM): well the angry tics thing was from the cartoon, I know
Im Ngamer (10:00:20 AM): yeah, not real life
Im Ngamer (10:00:25 AM): just a cartoon

Im Ngamer (9:59:04 AM): wait... or IS it?
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 AM): *chases small children*
Stickmansam 1024 (10:06:22 AM): what?
Im Ngamer (1:52:54 PM): pfft... don't tell me you close an IM window after only 2 days
Stickmansam 1024 (1:53:06 PM): indeed

Im Ngamer (7:42:42 PM): or AM I?
Im Ngamer (7:42:49 PM): *chases children*
Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:51 PM): or AM I what?
Im Ngamer (7:42:57 PM): DANG IT Sam
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:04 PM): are you responding to a two-week-old conversation again?
Im Ngamer (7:43:08 PM): you close your IM boxes after just a week and a half?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:14 PM): YES

Im Ngamer (5:00:13 PM): *children running everywhere*
Stickmansam 1024 (5:01:30 PM): dude, it's like somebody puts you in cryo for one month in every two
Im Ngamer (5:01:44 PM): yes... something like that
Im Ngamer (5:01:51 PM): anyways, someday we'll finish that convo
Stickmansam 1024 (5:02:00 PM): quite frankly I doubt it
ID #52
Occurred: 1 Jan 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.839/4 (31 votes)
Neo1337 (12:17:52 AM): I've decorated my current cage and everything
Cereal Fetish (12:18:04 AM): Not even a hovercage?
Neo1337 (12:18:30 AM): omfg
(little later)
(12:25:15 AM) NeosHoverCage has entered the room.
NeosHoverCage (12:25:20 AM): *makes humming noise*
ID #575
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:15 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
*Nate texts Jimbo almost 100 times a day, is thinking about moving in with him*

GoldenJ007 (9:26:17 PM): Someday stinson will move here
GoldenJ007 (9:26:25 PM): And we will tear this city up
Thiradell (9:26:28 PM): I heard Stinson was happy with his job
GoldenJ007 (9:26:36 PM): He likes his work but hates his life
Infilament (9:26:48 PM): what better way to hate your life more than move in with jimbo
Infilament (9:26:55 PM): *high gives entire chat room*
Thiradell (9:27:00 PM): thank you for the high
GoldenJ007 (9:27:03 PM): Can you grab my cream please
GoldenJ007 (9:27:07 PM): For that BURN
ngameratwork (9:28:02 PM): could cut his phone bill in half by just whispering in your ear all day
Thiradell (9:28:21 PM): lol
BluelineGoddess (9:28:24 PM): dead
BluelineGoddess (9:31:22 PM): that was the mic drop for chat
ID #358
Occurred: 20 Jun 2006
Submitted: 20 Jun 2006, 1:56 AM
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Rating: 2.936/4 (31 votes)
BabbelTheFish (12:52:18 AM): I had a discman once
RyanWhiteGoose (12:52:31 AM): I had one
RyanWhiteGoose (12:52:33 AM): SIX YEARS ago
l34ss l3oost (12:52:46 AM): the other day i saw someone with a walkman
l34ss l3oost (12:52:51 AM): it was about the size of a lunch box
l34ss l3oost (12:52:58 AM): and it played cassettes
l34ss l3oost (12:52:59 AM): wtf
BabbelTheFish (12:53:00 AM): LOL
l34ss l3oost (12:53:11 AM): i couldnt help but stare
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:26 AM): *takes out portable 8-track player*
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:31 AM): no, *reel to reel player*
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:37 AM): nej *record player*
l34ss l3oost (12:53:53 AM): portable turntables*
Regular Civilian (12:54:25 AM): I carry an orchestra with me.
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