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ID #470
Occurred: 21 Feb 2008
Submitted: 21 Feb 2008, 1:24 PM
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Rating: 0.546/4 (22 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:04 PM): the cut on my penis is healing well
i3 37 obo t (1:23:22 PM): hope it gets infected
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:31 PM): knock on wood!
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:36 PM): *knocks on my penis*
ID #255
Occurred: Dec 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.467/4 (30 votes)
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(4:29:14 PM) megawabs has entered the room.
BadassFal (4:29:18 PM): morning wabs!
megawabs (4:29:32 PM): hi fal !
Im Ngamer (4:31:22 PM): morning Wabs!
megawabs (4:31:33 PM): hi jon !
megawabs (4:31:54 PM): I can't wait to receive your package ! :-)
Rshepherd1000 (4:33:52 PM): =-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
Rshepherd1000 (4:34:02 PM): ~Q~
megawabs (4:34:56 PM): what the hell are you ~Q~ing ? o_O
BadassFal (4:35:18 PM): lmao! ~Q~
ID #144
Occurred: Feb 25 2002
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (28 votes)
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If sweeping ice in front of a rock can become an Olympic event, why not moving your thumbs in front of a television?
~ Ngamer
ID #80
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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GoldeneyeGuy007: Damn, I want to visit Ngamer
comeasur337: I'm just gonna go sleep in his backyard
Mr Food 6684: I'll sleep on his roof
Mr Food 6684: And pee down his chimney
ID #58
Occurred: Jan 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:42:25 PM): whoa, a girl is 42nd
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:46 PM): how sad that such a comment must be preceded by a "whoa"
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:49 PM): but true
Im Ngamer (11:42:51 PM): that's like a new female record
Im Ngamer (11:42:57 PM): for anything
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:58 PM): she'll be 280th by next week
Was He DUpgamer (11:43:04 PM): bcs of those emotions
Neo26988 (11:43:46 PM): she'll have PMS then have like....really bad game-rage
Neo26988 (11:44:02 PM): I think that's why girls shouldn't compete for times
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:11 PM): quite a mature stance
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:15 PM): i think they need to make more babies
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:16 PM): and less PRs
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:28 PM): if i may be sincere
ID #7
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that
ID #244
Occurred: Nov 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.813/4 (32 votes)
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PerfectSimKilla (11:30:12 PM): "holycatholique (12:29:42 AM): morning"
nice combonation of color, hot pink and green
holycatholique (11:31:05 PM): thank you!
Im Ngamer (11:38:05 PM): you're doing your parents proud, wiff!
holycatholique (11:39:53 PM): ok?
CieloAzor (11:40:15 PM): Sounds better than ok to me.
CieloAzor (11:40:40 PM): Three cheers for wiff and his attractive color scheme!
Im Ngamer (11:40:49 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:40:53 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:40:58 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:02 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:41:06 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:08 PM): HOORAY!
Im Ngamer (11:41:15 PM): *21 gun salute!*
CieloAzor (11:41:38 PM): Bring in the jugglers!
Obfuscation314 (11:43:58 PM): *juggles 21 guns*
Im Ngamer (11:44:07 PM): ohhhhh! ahhhhh!
Im Ngamer (11:43:19 PM): that was like an episode straight out of a The Cheat cartoon
ID #208
Occurred: Oct 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.360/4 (25 votes)
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(01:50:11) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: It's really creepy to listen to the lyrics of "Polly" by Nirvana, knowing that it's about rape.
(01:50:21) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Or, a girl that was raped.
(01:50:42) Eric "Drag" Tapani: its as if you're raping her yourself
(01:50:42) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: is Rape Me easier to listen to?
(01:50:53) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Rape Me isn't about rape.
(01:51:17) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: wait, is Polly about a parrot?
(01:51:22) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: No.
(01:51:30) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ...insane!
(01:51:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: is Rape Me about a parrot?
(01:51:37) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: No.
(01:51:46) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: then which one IS about the parrot?
(01:52:03) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Smells Like Teen Spirit
(01:52:22) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: Smells Like Ten Parrots
(01:52:27) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: was the original title
ID #553
Occurred: 5 Nov 2011
Submitted: 3 Dec 2011, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.182/4 (11 votes)
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(03:38:48) wheatrich: surely ngamer got a kick out of the penn state news
(03:39:53) Im Ngamer: *clicks on* http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7192563/penn-state-nittany-lions-athletic-director-tim-curley-charged-perjury-sex-case
(03:43:12) Im Ngamer: "One accuser, then 12 years old, testified that Coach Sandusky invited him into the locker room and initiated contact with a 'soap battle' in the shower that led to multiple instances of involuntary sexual intercourse, the grand jury report said."
(03:43:28) Im Ngamer: this is absurd, you can't even soap battle anymore?
(03:43:54) Im Ngamer: this country is getting way too politically correct for my tastes
(03:46:40) Infil12 has entered the room
(03:47:02) Infil12: yeah, have to play justin wong first round of 3rd strike tournament tomorrow, possibly on the stream in front of like 15k people
(03:47:08) Infil12: p excited to be exposed for the fraud that i am
(03:47:10) CieloAzor: haha
(03:47:20) Im Ngamer: omgomg
(03:47:59) Thiradell: wow dude
(04:01:10) Im Ngamer: cool, well I just hope your Wong match is more competitive than the Ngamer/Third soap battle of VA 2011
(04:02:12) Thiradell: lol
(04:02:20) Thiradell: literally can't think of a response to that
(04:02:36) Infil12: have to be up in 6 hours for a 18 hour day of SF, cool
(04:04:37) Infil12: extra hour of sleep for DST will really help me tonight
(04:04:39) Infil12: bye
(04:04:41) Infil12 has left the room
(04:08:47) Im Ngamer: man I'm still cracking up over that soap battle line
(04:08:56) wheatrich: it was a quality line
(04:08:57) Im Ngamer: *wipes tears from eyes*
(04:09:17) Thiradell: still no idea what a soap battle is
(04:09:31) Im Ngamer: scroll up!
(04:11:08) Thiradell: I'm outraged beyond reckoning!
(04:11:46) Im Ngamer: face it, you'd be a heavy underdog in any Ng soap battle
(04:11:53) Im Ngamer: experience has to count for something
(04:11:55) CieloAzor: heh
(04:11:57) Thiradell: lol
(04:12:04) Thiradell: I openly admit that to be the case
ID #223
Occurred: Oct 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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i perkedyourmum: maths degree = no poon
i perkedyourmum: fukin hell, imagine a maths/IT double degree
Neo26988: Hey, that was one of my preferences!
i perkedyourmum: LMFAO
Neo26988: Shut up!
Neo26988: I'm going to have to decline it now.
i perkedyourmum: y dont u just buy a can of poon repellant
Neo26988: Because my face and personality have it covered!
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