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ID #570
Occurred: 27 Mar 2013
Submitted: 27 Mar 2013, 11:44 PM
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Rating: 2.778/4 (9 votes)
*Alec's trying to lose some weight*
(23:34:05) GoldenJimbo007: Corey you need a huge teaching on how calories work and what foods are good etc
(23:34:08) GoldenJimbo007: WHEN to eat etc
(23:34:23) DrInvertigone: Please do, Jim. I need to get in good shape.
(23:35:21) GoldenJimbo007: Alright
(23:35:23) GoldenJimbo007: lets start with the basics
(23:35:26) GoldenJimbo007: WHAT is a calorie
(23:35:30) GoldenJimbo007: Why is it important
(23:35:36) DKK5: lol quiz
(23:35:55) DrInvertigone: Obviously something you need to have. It gives you energy. You cannot consume more than 3500 in a day or you gain weight, same goes if you burn 3500 of them.
(23:36:08) DKK5: rofl
(23:36:08) GoldenJimbo007: A calorie is a unit of energy, sure
(23:36:20) GoldenJimbo007: There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat, that's where you're getting that from
(23:36:30) GoldenJimbo007: Units of energy that go unburned in your body get stored as body fat
(23:36:41) GoldenJimbo007: And extra units of energy needing to be burned are taken from your stored body fat
(23:36:52) GoldenJimbo007: Fat has the highest concentration of energy of any food group, with 9 calories per gram of it
(23:36:57) GoldenJimbo007: Carbs have 4, protein have 4
(23:37:05) GoldenJimbo007: meh I'm done
(23:37:36) Thiradell: lol
(23:37:42) DKK5: loooool
ID #127
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:34 AM): And now it's time for...Family Fued!
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:38 AM): Feud*
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:57 AM): I'm sore, I meant sued.
JamesBond315xxx (12:59:04 AM): sorry*
Obfuscation314 (12:59:57 AM): Too many typos. I'm suing your family!
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:10 AM): NO! I knew this was coming
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:23 AM): *jumps out widow*
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:32 AM): ,,,You know what I meant.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:02 AM): That must have hurt.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:12 AM): For both parties.
ID #411
Occurred: 25 Jan 2007
Submitted: 26 Jan 2007, 6:00 PM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (24 votes)
Im Ngamer (2:42:35 PM): that's a good point, I didn't realize Casino Royale didn't get a nom this year
Im Ngamer (2:42:40 PM): thought it would have got something in Sound
Im Ngamer (2:42:43 PM): maybe Editing
Im Ngamer (2:43:01 PM): they usually throw action movies a bone there
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:13 PM): I nominated din mor for the sex category
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:23 PM): she lost to QBs mor though :(
Im Ngamer (2:44:04 PM): oh Blood, you are a cream-filled delight!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:08 PM): I filled din mor with cream
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:13 PM): man-cream
Im Ngamer (2:47:15 PM): ok, now you've crossed the line
Im Ngamer (2:47:23 PM): ...the line into hilarious!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:33 PM): I crossed din mors line
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:38 PM): her...sexline
(2:48:45 PM) BloodE of Sorrow has left the room.
Im Ngamer (2:49:46 PM): eh... he got a little too highbrow for me there at the end
Im Ngamer (2:50:00 PM): needs to stick to his blue collar material
ID #16
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.485/4 (33 votes)
Im Ngamer (5:51:40 PM): google is broken!
Im Ngamer (5:51:42 PM): omgomg
Im Ngamer (5:51:47 PM): *runs in circles*
katslover42 (5:51:55 PM): Do it like Curly, Jon!
Im Ngamer (5:53:01 PM): whoop whoop whoop whoop
katslover42 (5:53:23 PM): *whipes a tear from my eye*
That's my boy.
ID #273
Occurred: Feb 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (28 votes)
Im Ngamer (8:45:32 PM): Bus is fired up!
wheatrich (8:45:45 PM): ngamer better have some big bet riding on this game
Im Ngamer (8:46:11 PM): alot of pride
Wiggum742 (8:46:23 PM): in that case i think you already lost
ID #37
Occurred: Jan 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
stankmonkeylove (7:51:58 PM): i could type with my penis
stankmonkeylove (7:52:01 PM): like uber fast
Isuxor (7:53:15 PM): I just use mine to hit space bar. THAWP
ID #170
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
(04:20:32) AlexPenev1: look you want porn, lots of it, she also needs porn, lots of it. otherwise you'll both turn gay.
(04:21:31) AlexPenev1: you may not know this yet, but you're probably half-way to turning gay already. you need to act while you still can!
(04:21:24) JamesBond315xxx: I don't look at porn (WTFOMG!!!)
(04:21:57) AlexPenev1: you don't look at porn, and you're in a chatroom with hot sexy men.
(04:22:02) AlexPenev1: ...
(04:22:14) JamesBond315xxx: And I'm going out with a girl.
(04:22:23) AlexPenev1: pretence.
(04:22:32) AlexPenev1: you're only lying to yourself, man
(04:23:24) GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
(04:24:40) AlexPenev1: jimbo, this guy doesn't look at porn. do you think he's gay?
(04:24:47) JamesBond315xxx: ...
ID #39
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
katslover42 (9:32:40 PM): Take a bow.
katslover42 (9:32:43 PM): And shoot me with it.
COME as u r337 (9:32:47 PM): Jon, you take a bow.
COME as u r337 (9:32:58 PM): I'll continue standing, behind you.. naked
ID #539
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 15 Oct 2010, 10:42 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (13 votes)
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: but then again infil
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: what prompts intelligent, good looking, charming, funny guys like you and I to not have jobs and spend the majority of our time doing essentially nothing on the internet/TV?
Infil12: din mor
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: expert answer
Im Ngamer: only spotted 4 problems with that question
Infil12: and i'd say at least 3 of those 4 adjectives don't describe me
Infil12: one of them is true, though
HistoricToast: no, none of them are true
Infil12: i guess the "guy" part is
Infil12: mostly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: don't be so modest
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you're what, 6'2?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: have a deep voice
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you have a good man build
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your blonde hair is so fine
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your smile is adorable
Im Ngamer: calm down Goose
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: girls would love you!
HistoricToast: what about me
HistoricToast: why don't girls love me
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you look like you're 12
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you live 4 hours away from a city
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your name is like RHUAWEIAUHEIUAHEIUAH
ID #558
Occurred: 27 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
*NASCAR crash sets the track on fire during the Daytona 500*
(22:36:59) wheatrich: track's kinda destroyed over there
(22:37:05) GoldenJimbo007: Destroyed and it's late and it's MONDAY
(22:37:07) wheatrich: and JET FUEL + sparks
(22:46:30) isthatagoodt: surely they're still an hour from racing again if they do
(22:46:35) Karl Dark 64: anyone injured?
(22:47:00) GoldenJimbo007: No confirmed injuries
(22:49:11) Karl Dark 64: my dick injured your mum last night
(22:51:13) ShadowZeroPD: it probably injured her eye sight when she strained them to see it
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