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ID #512
Occurred: 4 Aug 2009
Submitted: 5 Aug 2009, 1:00 AM
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Rating: 3.556/4 (18 votes)
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(in the middle of a KotH that Alec thinks he knows but has scored 0 points for)
Im Ngamer (11:23:32 PM): #8.
Im Ngamer (11:23:52 PM): Rank These Quarterbacks by Highest TD to Interception Ratio, Lifetime
Im Ngamer (11:23:56 PM): A. Bart Starr
Im Ngamer (11:24:00 PM): B. John Elway
Im Ngamer (11:24:06 PM): C. Brett Favre
GoldenJimbo007 (11:24:14 PM): Easy as pie
Im Ngamer (11:24:36 PM): 10 seconds!
AlecBoy006 (11:24:38 PM): I know who is lowest
COME as u r337 (11:24:41 PM): Jimbo has said every one of these is easy
COME as u r337 (11:24:43 PM): and he has 0 points
SupaOdin (11:24:49 PM): lol come
Im Ngamer (11:24:58 PM): TIME!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:24:58 PM): Favre is highest, Starr is lowest, based on logic, Elway is in the middle!
Thiradell (11:25:05 PM): How is Favre highest?
Im Ngamer (11:25:06 PM): correct answer is...
Im Ngamer (11:25:10 PM): Brett Favre (.599, 464-310) > John Elway (.570, 300-226) > Bart Starr (.524, 152-138)
AlecBoy006 (11:25:14 PM): SCORE!
Redsrule3500 (11:25:27 PM): YAY!
AlecBoy006 (11:25:38 PM): It's easy to have Bart Starr as the lowest when he has never thrown 20 touchdowns in a season
Im Ngamer (11:25:56 PM): Mgay, Jim, Reds score points!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:02 PM): Alec didn't?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:03 PM): heh
Thiradell (11:26:07 PM): And Corey?
AlecBoy006 (11:26:08 PM): WAIT
AlecBoy006 (11:26:21 PM): I have been sending to THIRADELL INSTEAD OF NGAMER ALL THIS TIME???
AlecBoy006 (11:26:22 PM): OMG!!!!!!
Thiradell (11:26:27 PM): looool
SupaOdin (11:26:27 PM): n00b
Regular Mg (11:26:30 PM): ahahahaha
Thiradell (11:26:34 PM): I thought you were telling me your guesses for fun!
AlecBoy006 (11:26:34 PM): I HAD THAT ONE
COME as u r337 (11:26:34 PM): AHAHAHAHAHA
GoldenJimbo007 (11:26:35 PM): lol...
ID #181
Occurred: Sep 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.296/4 (27 votes)
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(17:00:23) Stickmansam 1024: The Onion updated !!
(17:00:30) Stickmansam 1024: the whole archive is available now!
(17:07:18) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: yes... for a pretty penny
(17:07:26) Stickmansam 1024: no, for free!
(17:07:39) Stickmansam 1024: http://www.theonion.com/content/archives
(17:08:12) Stickmansam 1024: *claps and jumps up and down*
(17:08:47) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ok... but how much is this going to COST me?
(17:08:54) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: $10 a year would be ok, I guess
(17:09:09) Stickmansam 1024: it'll cost you... nothing!
(17:09:18) Stickmansam 1024: it's free-as-in-beer!
(17:09:56) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: fine, fine, I'll mail you the $10 tomorrow
(17:10:05) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: but I better be able to see the Archives then
(17:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: sure
(17:10:16) Stickmansam 1024: just send me the money
(17:10:33) Stickmansam 1024: after that, it's TOTALLY free
(17:10:49) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: alright, good deal
ID #449
Occurred: 1 Nov 2007
Submitted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:57 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (24 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (11:53:58 PM): so Ive been considering joining LL
COME as u r3 7 (11:55:21 PM): you can't just JOIN LL, Goose.
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:27 PM): I mean Lava Life
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:31 PM): not Lue Links
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:34 PM): Im not some sort of loser lol
ID #171
Occurred: Aug 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (28 votes)
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[11:13] *** OLLE boll e007 has joined the chat.
[11:18] AdmiralSMIT: FAG
[11:19] i337O: GAF!
[11:19] YourElitenessPD: AGF!
[11:19] AdmiralSMIT: FGA
[11:19] failurewarningV1: GFA!
[11:19] YourElitenessPD: AFG
[11:20] YourElitenessPD: Man, OB got pwned hardcore
ID #292
Occurred: Apr 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:31:11 PM): did Bonds homer?
CieloAzor (10:31:38 PM): No.
Im Ngamer (10:31:49 PM): good
octoinky (10:31:57 PM): lol why good?
CieloAzor (10:32:25 PM): Cause he's a jerk?
octoinky (10:32:36 PM): the media is worse
octoinky (10:32:47 PM): wouldn't you be a little sick of all of that by now?
Im Ngamer (10:33:03 PM): I'd be sick for alot of reasons if I was Bonds
Im Ngamer (10:33:10 PM): with all I was injecting into myself
ID #55
Occurred: Jan 08 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (12:22:37 AM): she works at steak n shake
COME as u r337 (12:22:47 AM): and we used to go in there like.. every other night during high school
COME as u r337 (12:22:51 AM): and she was bitchy all the time
COME as u r337 (12:22:54 AM): and mean to us
COME as u r337 (12:23:07 AM): so we'd leave her tips.. by writing on the napkins
COME as u r337 (12:23:13 AM): like.. "cheap meat costs less"
COME as u r337 (12:23:20 AM): "loose belt brings no pants"
COME as u r337 (12:23:24 AM): stuff like that
COME as u r337 (12:23:30 AM): she kicked us out like. all the time
Im Ngamer (12:24:17 AM): man... those are great tips
Im Ngamer (12:24:22 AM): way over 15%, I'd say
ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
ID #23
Occurred: Apr 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.733/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:17:04 PM): and now it's time for my
Im Ngamer (12:17:11 PM): daily poll predictions!
Im Ngamer (12:23:58 PM): 1/3
CieloAzor (12:24:01 PM): Poor Jon.
CieloAzor (12:24:12 PM): Even meatloaf would say that 1 out of 3 is bad.
ID #429
Occurred: 9 Oct 2006
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 1:18 PM
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Rating: 1.583/4 (24 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:20): the 360 graphics in sdtv are still wowzahfying
BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:40): and thats in madden 06!
Im Ngamer (21:31:51): speaking of great graphics, it's off to
Im Ngamer (21:31:52): work!
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:13): took 3 mins to come up with that one
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:18): good job jon
ID #227
Occurred: Nov 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.655/4 (29 votes)
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Cyber1166 (8:19:06 PM): that was the slowest 10 yard run I've ever seen
failurewarningV1 (8:19:46 PM): you haven't seen wheat when hes surrounded by food though jon
COME as u r337 (8:20:10 PM): It's hard to "surround" wheat
COME as u r337 (8:20:17 PM): and he's never far from food
Cyber1166 (8:21:25 PM): that's because even when things aren't technically food, he makes them food
Cyber1166 (8:22:07 PM): grass, tires, schoolgirls...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:22:08 PM): a diabolical strategy
failurewarningV1 (8:22:33 PM): sounds like the start to a good film jon, i'd watch
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:41 PM): sounds like the entirety of a very bad film
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:55 PM): "The Man Who Ate Everything"
Cyber1166 (8:23:50 PM): "Run, don't walk! From... the wheat!"
Cyber1166 (8:24:01 PM): "...on second thought, you can just walk."
COME as u r337 (8:24:04 PM): You mean..
COME as u r337 (8:24:18 PM): "The Man Who Ate Ever"
COME as u r337 (8:24:23 PM): With a bite mark at the side of the r
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