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ID #599
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 2:37 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (2 votes)
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(9:33:55 PM) GoldenJ007: I've come to an absolutely horrible revelation about my relationship with Rachel
(9:34:12 PM) Im Ngamer: it's going to last another year?
ID #231
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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(20:02:33) COME as u r337: time for..
(20:02:34) COME as u r337: poop!
(20:02:37) Blueline Goddess: heheh
(20:03:27) Im Ngamer: don't encourage him!
(20:03:41) Im Ngamer: we'll never potty-train him at this rate
(20:12:54) Blueline Goddess: just like the absentee father to come in and attempt to tell me how to parent MY child!
(20:13:29) Im Ngamer: I was thinking of him more as a puppy dog
(20:13:36) Im Ngamer: but that works too I guess
(20:13:51) Blueline Goddess: hmm, incest or beastiality... *thinks*
(20:14:14) Im Ngamer: I guess it depends on the breed, for me
(20:14:13) StvnHaley: in time its gonna have the same end result so it really doesnt matter
ID #550
Occurred: 14 Apr 2011
Submitted: 15 Apr 2011, 1:47 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (11 votes)
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*rival team enters the room at the end of a puzzle hunt*
(11:47:25 PM) gabbynpl has entered the room.
CieloAzor (11:47:37 PM): Morning buttplugh
Ngameratwork (11:48:13 PM): morning Gabs
isthatagoodt (11:48:37 PM): okay Gabbers
isthatagoodt (11:48:46 PM): did you guys actually solve 4.3?
CieloAzor (11:48:51 PM): obv not
neo1337 (11:48:53 PM): obv not
Ngameratwork (11:48:54 PM): HECK NO they didn't
wheatrich (11:48:55 PM): obv not thingy jesus
Thiradell (11:48:58 PM): ofc not
Ngameratwork (11:49:09 PM): I say we just kill Thingy now to get over the embarrassment
Ngameratwork (11:49:12 PM): of that terrible question
Thiradell (11:49:14 PM): lol
ID #144
Occurred: Feb 25 2002
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (28 votes)
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If sweeping ice in front of a rock can become an Olympic event, why not moving your thumbs in front of a television?
~ Ngamer
ID #452
Occurred: 10 Dec 2007
Submitted: 10 Dec 2007, 3:41 PM
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Rating: 2.875/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (1:15:53 PM): Blood blood bo bud, banana fana fo fud, mi my mo mud, Blooood
NathanStinson (1:17:38 PM): nice one, QB
NathanStinson (1:17:38 PM): +2
CieloAzor (1:20:53 PM): Are those 'Nate Cool Points'?
HistoricToast (1:26:04 PM): no they're nate gay points
HistoricToast (1:26:08 PM): you get them for being a faggot
CieloAzor (1:26:21 PM): I assume you're in the lead then?
ID #584
Occurred: 9 Dec 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:33 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (6 votes)
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(22:17:42) ngonhislaptop: alright Jim consider me IN at the $120 price point for this Patriots @ Packers game if you can lock in a no-Ritch weekend
(22:18:05) ngonhislaptop: anything higher price than that will need to be reconfirmed, and any Ritch voids the contract
(22:18:48) Thiradell: Ng tells it like it is
(22:21:39) pylemire: ngsuperleg sure knows what he wants!
(22:26:29) DKK5: who controls speed run jon?
(22:26:59) Infilament: ngamer, will you ever spend a full day with ritch
(22:27:05) Infilament: under any circumstances, ever, in your lifetime
(22:28:27) ngonhislaptop: hmmm I guess for a million dollars I would, if it happened 70 years from now and I was deaf and blind
(22:28:44) GoldenJ007: Guess I won't waste the money on an Ngamer wedding invite
(22:30:13) Infilament: what about if you, jimbo, wiff, me, youse, DK, third, and 12 other eliters all went to a football game at lambeau together
(22:30:17) Infilament: BUT ritch also came along
(22:30:34) Infilament: would that be a dealbreaker for you
(22:30:42) Infilament: we would make sure she sat on the opposite end of the row from you
(22:31:03) ngonhislaptop: hmm... I'd go if she took her own car and sat on the other side of the stadium and didn't hang with us before or after
(22:31:13) DKK5: lol
(22:32:11) Infilament: no, she would come in one of the same vehicles we take
(22:33:47) ngonhislaptop: hmmm I'd be willing to drive her if she rode in the trunk and I was already in the stadium before Jim opened it
(22:33:55) Thiradell: lol
ID #162
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:39:08 PM): eh, wheat is such a gay
Im Ngamer (9:39:15 PM): he's refusing to Fantasy with us this year
dragondragon18 (9:39:26 PM): he thinks hes too good for us
COME as u r337 (9:39:26 PM): ...Jon.. calling someone gay???
CieloAzor (9:39:36 PM): Jon called somebody a gay?
COME as u r337 (9:39:42 PM): That's like Neo making a funny joke!
ID #262
Occurred: 8 Jan 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.385/4 (26 votes)
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Neo1337: Good news, Elite!
COME as u r337: you came out of the closet?
Neo1337: Mark did his half-marathon in under 2 hours.
COME as u r337: aw
COME as u r337: *zips his pants back up*
ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
ID #355
Occurred: 16 Jun 2006
Submitted: 16 Jun 2006, 1:18 AM
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Rating: 2.259/4 (27 votes)
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holycatholique (12:05:45 AM): argh
holycatholique (12:06:01 AM): cat on keybaord
Im Ngamer (12:06:07 AM): ha!
holycatholique (12:06:16 AM): butt was on spacebar
Im Ngamer (12:06:37 AM): yeah, OD was on my computer for a bit last night as well
Im Ngamer (12:06:49 AM): remember those five minutes when all I talked about was Alpo?
Im Ngamer (12:06:55 AM): well now you know
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