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ID #274
Occurred: Feb 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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(18:57:44) comeasur: She's a retard then.
(18:58:38) Ngamer: is that how you answered all your math word problems, Come?
(18:58:55) comeasur: The ones where the people were retards, jon.
(18:59:02) Ngamerr: "Harry is trying to use 2 jugs to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
(18:59:08) Ngamer: "he's a retard, case closed"
(18:59:25) comeasur: Well, it would depend on the jugs.
(18:59:30) Stickmansam 1024: "Harry has become distracted by 2 jugs while trying to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
ID #149
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.933/4 (30 votes)
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ID #292
Occurred: Apr 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:31:11 PM): did Bonds homer?
CieloAzor (10:31:38 PM): No.
Im Ngamer (10:31:49 PM): good
octoinky (10:31:57 PM): lol why good?
CieloAzor (10:32:25 PM): Cause he's a jerk?
octoinky (10:32:36 PM): the media is worse
octoinky (10:32:47 PM): wouldn't you be a little sick of all of that by now?
Im Ngamer (10:33:03 PM): I'd be sick for alot of reasons if I was Bonds
Im Ngamer (10:33:10 PM): with all I was injecting into myself
ID #14
Occurred: May 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.484/4 (31 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:12:38 AM): Girls are still making me throw up.
CieloAzor (12:12:40 AM): It's not cool.
dragondragon18 (12:12:51 AM): dont be like stan
CieloAzor (12:13:06 AM): I'm being SUCH a Stan.
CieloAzor (12:13:41 AM): Except I run to the bathroom and do it discreetly.
CieloAzor (12:14:23 AM): I don't even want a girl right now.
Im Ngamer (12:19:07 AM): that's still happening, QB? scary
CieloAzor (12:19:18 AM): Yeah, twice yesterday.
Im Ngamer (12:19:30 AM): idea!
Im Ngamer (12:19:43 AM): watch It's Pat, and see what happens
ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
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12:49:37 AM: GoldenJ007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJ007 entered the room.
GoldenJ007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJ007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJ007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJ007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
ID #596
Occurred: 13 Oct 2016
Submitted: 13 Oct 2016, 1:42 PM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (4 votes)
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*Eva's first words*

(10:13:15 AM) isthatagoodyouse entered the room.
(12:38:30 PM) TopRogue7: 3.
(12:38:32 PM) TopRogue7: 3333..................
(12:38:36 PM) TopRogue7: .33
(12:38:55 PM) IsThatAGoodT: 3.3333.33, the number of times I blink daily
(12:40:20 PM) TopRogue7: Oops, sorry everybody -- Bryan's wife here. Parenting fail. Disregard.
ID #197
Occurred: 22 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.200/4 (25 votes)
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(01:56:52) The Ad Killer: why did he leave me alive? perhaps someday we'll find out.
(01:56:54) The Ad Killer: but not today.
(01:56:57) Obfuscation No2: More importantly, why are you talking to yourself?
(01:57:04) The Ad Killer: I'm talking to you.
(01:57:05) TheFederalPolice entered the room.
(01:57:06) TheFederalPolice: *shoots Ad Killer*
(01:57:08) TheFederalPolice left the room.
(01:57:12) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ouch!
(01:57:18) The Ad Killer: hey!
(01:57:21) Neo1337: Fly by shooting!
(01:57:49) The Ad Killer: *dies*
(01:58:00) The Ad Killer: my only regret...
(01:58:03) The Ad Killer: ...is that...
(01:58:06) The Ad Killer: ...I got shot...
(01:58:09) The Ad Killer left the room.
ID #247
Occurred: 3 Dec 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.806/4 (36 votes)
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[08:24] ImNgamer: so your Dad had kids when he was... 41?
[08:24] ImNgamer: twins, as it were
[08:24] Neo1337: 39.
[08:24] Neo1337: Which is nothing special.
[08:25] Neo1337: Wait, 38.
[08:25] Neo1337: Twins are turning 13.
[08:25] ImNgamer: awww, how adorable!
[08:26] ImNgamer: make sure you tell them how adorable they are, Neo
[08:26] ImNgamer: wait, I can
[08:26] ImNgamer: next time you're asleep
[08:26] Neo1337: *chuckles* Yeah, but not tonight.
[08:26] failurewarningV1: twins going through puberty...............leave while you still can
[08:26] Neo1337: Hah, it's terrible FW.
[08:26] Neo1337: Absolutely terrible.
[08:27] ImNgamer: Neo will be able to give them some excellent advice though!
[08:27] ImNgamer: ...once he gets there himself
ID #98
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.323/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (8:15:18 PM): hey Shade
Im Ngamer (8:15:24 PM): want to install SC?!
J Eternia F (8:15:34 PM): no
CieloAzor (8:15:44 PM): Want to install CS?
J Eternia F (8:15:52 PM): neither
CieloAzor (8:16:16 PM): Want to install Mario Teaches Typing?
ShadowZeroPD (8:21:32 PM): Wanna install din mor?
katslover42 (8:21:43 PM): That disk aint floppy!
ID #87
Occurred: 1 Jan 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.191/4 (42 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (10:48:38 PM): Hold 'em is cool when you bet that the worst hand out of 5 people has to hug this retard at school.
COME as u r337 (10:49:13 PM): so who ended up hugging you?
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