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ID #489
Occurred: 14 Jun 2008
Submitted: 15 Jun 2008, 12:55 AM
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Rating: 3.217/4 (23 votes)
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[23:11] DKK5: Now it's time for everyone's favorite
[23:11] DKK5: Preds!
[23:11] boxerorange1337: 63
[23:11] NgamerAtWork: 63
[23:12] NgamerAtWork: who got to 63 first?
[23:12] Infil12: boxer did
[23:12] BluelineGoddess: I have boxer first
[23:12] DKK5: Total votes...
[23:13] DKK5: 63!
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: oh my
[23:13] IVI4RK: jon owned
[23:13] NgamerAtWork: son of a
[23:13] CieloAzor: vondruke
[23:13] Infil12: jon got pwned
[23:13] Neo26988: haha
[23:13] Infil12: that deserves a chat-wide agd, imo
[23:13] Infil12: agd
[23:13] CieloAzor: agd
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: agd
[23:13] DKK5: agd
[23:14] NgamerAtWork: anyways, you guys wouldn't be laughing so hard if you knew I was literally crying right now
[23:14] Neo26988: No
[23:14] Mr Koopa: No Jon
[23:14] Neo26988: We'd be laughing harder !
[23:14] wheatrich: now I'm laughing harder jon
[23:14] BluelineGoddess: I'd be laughing MORE Jon
[23:15] CieloAzor: I'd be laughing so hard that I'd be crying too
[23:15] Neo26988: XFD @ 4 in a row
[23:15] BluelineGoddess: *h5 wheat*
ID #40
Occurred: Dec 27 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:21 PM): well, I once worked on the tech support desk in the IT department for the blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:39 PM): anyway some guy found the URL for some other blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:47 PM): it was www.blindsexpress.com
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:03 PM): I really think they needed a hyphen in there
katslover42 (12:17:04 PM): Blind Sex Press!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:13 PM): blinds-express, maybe
darkako1 (12:17:17 PM): ha
katslover42 (12:17:18 PM): We make erotica...in braile!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:20 PM): genius
ID #235
Occurred: Nov 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.733/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (2:46:58 PM): Did you take PS2 pics yet?
Im Ngamer (2:47:08 PM): not YET, but now
Im Ngamer (3:00:10 PM): hm... what can you do with these USB ports?
COME as u r337 (3:04:59 PM): What CAN'T you do, Jon?
MotoXRider3131 (3:05:17 PM): He can't reproduce, aesexually.
Blueline Goddess (3:05:39 PM): Don't be so sure, Moto.
Im Ngamer (3:06:17 PM): not from lack of trying at least!
Im Ngamer (3:06:24 PM): whoops... wrong IM box
Im Ngamer (3:06:29 PM): *cough*
ID #36
Occurred: Jan 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.300/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:05:29 AM): FW, great attempt though! you were right in the running today
Im Ngamer (3:05:48 AM): were in the final 3, along with kat's comment on kingpin
Im Ngamer (3:06:00 AM): I liked them all, so someone else made the final decision
katslover42 (3:06:20 AM): Damn you, YE.
katslover42 (3:06:25 AM): I could have been two ahead of Come.
failurewarningV1 (3:06:39 AM): *shakes fist*
katslover42 (3:07:12 AM): *slides dick into FW's fist...sneakily*
ID #131
Occurred: Jul 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.067/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:17:51 PM): Expert VS marsh
FoodsHoverCage (11:17:56 PM): Ack
FoodsHoverCage (11:18:00 PM): You never give up
Im Ngamer (11:18:30 PM): they don't call me Tenacious J for nothing
Im Ngamer (11:18:45 PM): or at all, for that matter
ID #351
Occurred: 13 Jun 2006
Submitted: 31 Dec 1969, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo26988 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo26988 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*
ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #70
Occurred: Jul 04 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (33 votes)
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TopRogue7: I love N's random gay jokes.
TopRogue7: Anyone see his away message the other day?
Cyber1166: that away message got a pretty weak response, though... only two people out of like 40 got it
Cyber1166: Youse and Snap, as it was
Mr Food 9891: What message?
TopRogue7: "Out celebrating a recent supreme court ruling... Catch you later"
comeasur337: LMFGAO
ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
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12:49:37 AM: GoldenJimbo007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
ID #9
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.818/4 (33 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:36:57 PM): aw man
Im Ngamer (6:37:12 PM): I just get out of the shower, and suddenly there's 6 girls in the townhouse
Im Ngamer (6:37:22 PM): they're the one who are going to be living here next year
Im Ngamer (6:40:02 PM): worse yet, I had those pics of Come on the screen yet
Im Ngamer (6:40:09 PM): now 4 of the 6 are in love with him
COME as u r337 (6:40:21 PM): the other 2 are dykes?
Im Ngamer (6:41:10 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (6:43:03 PM): very much so
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