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ID #203
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
Neo26988 (10:48:44 PM): Are you hoping that Sylvia Platt girl fucks up horribly?
Im Ngamer (10:48:51 PM): the poet?
CieloAzor (10:48:56 PM): She's dead.
Im Ngamer (10:49:12 PM): yeah, how could she mess up?
Im Ngamer (10:49:17 PM): stop rotting?
ID #87
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.191/4 (42 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (10:48:38 PM): Hold 'em is cool when you bet that the worst hand out of 5 people has to hug this retard at school.
COME as u r337 (10:49:13 PM): so who ended up hugging you?
ID #332
Occurred: May 14 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.808/4 (26 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:02:20 PM): marshy!
Im Ngamer (11:02:26 PM): Fraps can also record audio, right?
Isuxor (11:02:41 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (11:03:20 PM): is there an option like "record all audio on the computer"?
Im Ngamer (11:03:26 PM): so it would take me talking into the mic
Im Ngamer (11:03:32 PM): as well as what's coming out my speakers
Isuxor (11:05:02 PM): neg
Isuxor (11:05:07 PM): I-don't-think-so-anyway
Isuxor (11:05:12 PM): (my-spacebar-is-busted)
Im Ngamer (11:05:43 PM): must be from all that penis THWAPing you've done over the years!
Isuxor (11:06:07 PM): THWAP
Isuxor (11:06:12 PM): too-strong!
ID #589
Occurred: 15 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:17 PM
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Rating: 2.833/4 (6 votes)
(21:33:44) DrInvertigone: Why have I been having so many nightmares in recent memory?
(21:34:03) GoldenJimbo007: Do any of them involve me hanging up the cleats in GE
(21:35:20) DrInvertigone: I had one last night - The U.S. placed more sanctions on Iran. As a result, the Muslims tried smuggling drugs back to their countries. I was walking to my Grandma's house and there were police and search dogs to sniff for drugs. Despite not having any drugs, the dog bit my bottom and latch onto it with his teeth while I was walking. He wouldn't let go. So instead of walking, the dog's bite forced me to leap like an astronaut to her house.
(22:30:34) ngonhislaptop: so you jumped a mile and ended up at the destination you wanted safe and sound, doesn't seem like such a bad nightmare to me
(22:31:13) DrInvertigone: No, Jon. A dog was biting me in the behind the entire time. His teeth were latched on, forcing me to travel in an abnormal way.
(22:33:53) DrInvertigone: Another nightmare was about Mace. The dream involved another secret character not in the game - Althorithm (Like Algorithm, but Althorithm was his name) He was like another Asmodeous and unbeatable. So I remember asking how to beat Althorithm on the internet. The key is not to call Althorithm by his name but to refer to this character as "He Who Shall Not Be Named"
(22:38:23) ngonhislaptop: so the nightmare was that you got stuck in a video game and had to google for help
ID #250
Occurred: Dec 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.118/4 (34 votes)
GoldenGreg007 (4:44:02 PM): i sent your sister a friend request
GoldenGreg007 (4:44:05 PM): she better accept it
Im Ngamer (5:18:59 PM):
jon this guy named greg woll has listed me as his friend and he goes to ohio northern and i was trying to figure out how i know him or something and i see that you are the only friend i have in common with him so i am wondering who he is and why he is trying to list me as his friend
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:47 PM): haha pwned
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:52 PM): i'm pwning the whole barber family
Im Ngamer (6:21:44 PM): you've gone too far Woll, TOO FAR
Im Ngamer (6:22:00 PM): now I'm going to have to facebook friend your sister
GoldenGreg007 (8:09:25 PM): my sister isn't on facebook
GoldenGreg007 (8:10:41 PM): she already graduated before facebook even started
Im Ngamer (8:11:35 PM): hmm... we'll have to start over then
Im Ngamer (8:11:54 PM): how long is the drive to Ohio? about 7 hours?
Im Ngamer (8:12:27 PM): I'll get you a new sister in 9 months, 7 hours
GoldenGreg007 (8:13:17 PM): i'd like to see you try
Im Ngamer (8:13:47 PM): fine, I'll bring the video camera
ID #229
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.393/4 (28 votes)
Blueline Goddess (10:55:19 PM): I know when BOC played SNL last year, Will came out with a cowbell.
CieloAzor (10:55:33 PM): Hey, that was the only prescription.
CieloAzor (10:55:37 PM): He did what he had to do.
Im Ngamer (10:55:53 PM): did Walken host that show as well?
CieloAzor (10:55:55 PM): Yeah.
CieloAzor (10:55:59 PM): He's the one who had a fever.
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:05 PM): Was he wearing gold plated diapers?
Im Ngamer (10:56:20 PM): what does that even mean?
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:46 PM): Don't question Bruce Dickenson!
ID #500
Occurred: 15 Apr 2009
Submitted: 15 Apr 2009, 3:45 AM
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Rating: 3.050/4 (20 votes)
PYLemire (2:30:23 AM): I'm pretty bad at starting convos QB :P
PYLemire (2:30:30 AM): plus I'm eating ;-)
CieloAzor (2:31:11 AM): all right, what are you having?
PYLemire (2:34:03 AM): chicken!
CieloAzor (2:34:24 AM): I heard you are what you eat
CieloAzor (2:34:26 AM): any truth to that?
CieloAzor (2:34:59 AM): I guess that makes Glen a pussy
PYLemire (2:34:59 AM): yeah
PYLemire (2:35:12 AM): and Goose a dick?
SupaOdin (2:35:14 AM): guess that makes jimbo an everything?
ID #236
Occurred: Nov 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.893/4 (28 votes)
(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:27) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: now, Gold Mansacks, what is that exactly?
(19:17:40) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:18:07) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: or at least, it didn't seem like the kind of company that would be looking to do business with you
(19:18:17) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: well, not specifically
(19:19:18) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: is a Golden Mansack sort of like a Golden Shower?
(19:19:25) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: those I'm more familiar with
(19:19:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: not Golden
(19:19:52) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Gold
(19:20:24) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: a gold mansack is kind of a like a body bag, only more formal and more expensive
(19:20:35) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: you see them at certain eastern funerals
(19:20:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it's a highly profitable industry
(19:21:43) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: alright alright
(19:21:53) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: but where does the technology come in?
(19:22:02) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: actually they are a huge multinational financial company
(19:22:22) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: London, Zuerich, Paris, New York, Tokyo, etc.
(19:22:54) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: hm... sounds like they're pretty good in the Sack
(19:23:03) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: the Mansack, as it were
(19:23:10) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Quite right
ID #180
Occurred: Aug 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.077/4 (26 votes)
(02:44:49) dragondragon18: i dont eat breakfast
(02:44:54) dragondragon18: however i did this morning
(02:45:01) Stickmansam 1024: so you DO eat breakfast
(02:45:07) Stickmansam 1024: check and MATE!
(02:45:17) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: *checks dayle and mates with her?*
(02:45:21) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: good idea, sam!
(02:49:03) Stickmansam 1024: always remember, check THEN mate
(02:49:12) Stickmansam 1024: the other way around can lead to trouble
(02:49:26) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: if i know jons sex life, it's always a stale mate
(02:50:33) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: jon usually mates with the knight and the bishop
(02:50:42) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: while the king watches
(02:50:53) Stickmansam 1024: PAWNED!
ID #248
Occurred: Dec 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.059/4 (34 votes)
COME as u r337 (13:00:59): Anyone gonna watch the John Paul II movie tonight?
CieloAzor (13:01:11): Fat chance, Come
COME as u r337 (13:01:14): I would watch it, but I'm all out of Pope-corn.
CieloAzor (13:01:19): *groan*
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