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ID #153
Occurred: Jul 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.552/4 (29 votes)
(18:09:51) Stickmansam 1024: How could I not be in the scopinfo contest?
(18:09:59) Stickmansam 1024: I played TS2 once, a long time ago
(18:10:05) Fabien "Wabs" Malavel: mostly astrolander ;-)
(18:10:03) Stickmansam 1024: OH MAN I SOLD TS2
(18:10:10) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I CAN NEVER PLAY ASTROLANDER AGAIN
(18:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(18:10:19) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: see Sam?
(18:10:23) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: told you you'd regret it
(18:10:25) Stickmansam 1024: THAT'S WHY I WAS KEEPING IT
(18:10:29) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I REMEMBER
(18:10:32) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: haha
(18:10:37) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: always comes back to bite you
(18:10:48) Stickmansam 1024: Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurses
(18:11:16) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: quick, go buy it back for twice as much as you sold it for!
(18:11:20) Stickmansam 1024: hell no
(18:11:46) Stickmansam 1024: Mental note, never sell videogames ever again
ID #603
Occurred: 13 Feb 2020
Submitted: 13 Feb 2020, 6:30 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (2 votes)
Neo is going to renew his passport

[7:12 AM] Jimbo: Speaking of no patience and passports
[7:12 AM] Jimbo: That's the primary reason I never applied for one... Sounds like a stupid process and I don't want to pay the $100
[7:13 AM] Jimbo: Although going to Costa Rica would be p amazing this time of year
[10:34 AM] <isthatagoodthing> Passport application was so easy. We drove to a post office that did photos too, had the whole thing sorted in a few minutes, and got it in the mail a few weeks later.
[1:45 PM] ~Ng: yeah the process wasn't too bad for us when the whole family got them in 2012 (for our UK trip)
[1:56 PM] ~Ng: but this is Jim we're talking so I'm sure something would go wrong, he'd explode at the passport lady, and the end result is a night in jail and 5 years on the No Fly List
[2:27 PM] Infilament: considering the power of owning a passport for a country, i'm not sure the process could be easier for such an important document
[2:28 PM] Infilament: not being able to leave the country without several months notice sounds like not a particularly good idea
[3:23 PM] Thira: The ol’ triple negative
[3:23 PM] Thira: Actually can’t quite parse that one so I’ll just guess
[3:27 PM] Infilament: not owning a non-passport? far from unthinkable!
[3:32 PM] Thira: Lmao
ID #493
Occurred: 10 Sep 2008
Submitted: 11 Sep 2008, 1:19 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (20 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (11:05:47 PM): what IS Hadron?
JackOfWailing (11:06:39 PM): it's a part of a prticle
JackOfWailing (11:06:47 PM): sub-atomic particle
RyanWhiteGoose (11:12:15 PM): wow
holycatholique (11:14:52 PM): Hardon*
CieloAzor (11:15:17 PM): maybe your hardon is subatomic
ID #351
Occurred: 13 Jun 2006
Submitted: 31 Dec 1969, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo1337 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo1337 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*
ID #188
Occurred: Sep 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
CieloAzor (21:37:25): 100 pizzas can keep a person occupied for days.
COME as u r337 (21:37:39): or keep wheat occupied for halftime
ID #46
Occurred: 20 Dec 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:44 AM): and you smell like a kangaroo's pouch
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:48 AM): but we all have problems
Neo1337 (12:56:55 AM): that's because I tied my kangaroo up before
Neo1337 (12:56:59 AM): and he started licking me
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:02 AM): omfg
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:06 AM): you have a kangaroo really?
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:09 AM): please say yes!
Neo1337 (12:57:09 AM): yeah
Cyber1166 (12:57:24 AM): I thought you just kept them in the house?
Neo1337 (12:58:34 AM): we do, I had to put the kangaroo out
Neo1337 (12:58:41 AM): cause my cats kept ganging up on him
Neo1337 (12:58:44 AM): poor thing :(
Neo1337 (12:59:17 AM): we dress him up as Santa on Christmas
Neo1337 (12:59:20 AM): it's funny
Neo1337 (12:59:26 AM): the hats too big for him and he keeps running into shit
Neo1337 (12:59:56 AM): my brother gave him a bucket of liquor one day...
COME as u r337 (1:00:02 AM): hahahahha
Cyber1166 (1:00:13 AM): stick with the kangaroo stuff, you're on fire
COME as u r337 (1:00:15 AM): making up stories about a kangaroo you dont have is the coolest thing youve ever done neo
ID #130
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.714/4 (28 votes)
CieloAzor (5:18:33 PM): Ugh. Who farted?
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
ID #422
Occurred: 5 Apr 2007
Submitted: 11 Apr 2007, 9:59 PM
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Rating: 2.696/4 (23 votes)
HistoricToast (3:07:52 AM): theres not a music video for i'm not sick but I'm not well on youtube other than anime!
octoinky (3:08:40 AM): by lit?
HistoricToast (3:08:43 AM): no octo, by Harvey Danger
octoinky (3:08:52 AM): cant help you there! though i think i saw it on MTV like 5 yrs ago ;-)
HistoricToast (3:08:58 AM): funny guy
HistoricToast (3:09:42 AM): Also, all mtv shows is cribs and pimp my ride.
octoinky (3:09:50 AM): MTV sucks so bad
HistoricToast (3:09:55 AM): it's like
HistoricToast (3:09:58 AM): YO YO YO MUSIC TV
HistoricToast (3:10:01 AM): BUT FIRST
ID #355
Occurred: 16 Jun 2006
Submitted: 16 Jun 2006, 1:18 AM
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Rating: 2.259/4 (27 votes)
holycatholique (12:05:45 AM): argh
holycatholique (12:06:01 AM): cat on keybaord
Im Ngamer (12:06:07 AM): ha!
holycatholique (12:06:16 AM): butt was on spacebar
Im Ngamer (12:06:37 AM): yeah, OD was on my computer for a bit last night as well
Im Ngamer (12:06:49 AM): remember those five minutes when all I talked about was Alpo?
Im Ngamer (12:06:55 AM): well now you know
ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
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