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ID #491
Occurred: 26 Jul 2008
Submitted: 28 Jul 2008, 12:57 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (21 votes)
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COME as u r3 7 (7:45:47 PM): speaking of blowjobs
COME as u r3 7 (7:45:51 PM): back to bed with dayle!
DKK5 (7:46:12 PM): You watch your mouth
COME as u r3 7 (7:46:20 PM): i'll be watching her mouth!
ID #119
Occurred: Jun 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:06:31 PM): but who takes the bronze? why, none other than...
Im Ngamer (11:06:42 PM): Woll!
Neo26988 (11:06:46 PM): *h5's*
COME as u r337 (11:06:47 PM): man
Smashocracy (11:06:47 PM): nice
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:50 PM): omg
ShadowZeroPD (11:06:54 PM): SCORE ONE FOR THE RONMAN!
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:57 PM): i'm on a woll
ID #226
Occurred: Oct 24 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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CieloAzor (9:59:39 PM): Rosa Parks dead...as of now.
CieloAzor (9:59:50 PM): Rosa, we hardly knew ye.
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:55 PM): oh, unfortunate.
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:27 PM): *thinks of the first joke, but it's horrifyingly distasteful*
CieloAzor (10:00:58 PM): Oh, does that mean her seat is finally open?
COME as u r337 (10:01:24 PM): I wonder if she'll bitch about being put in the back of the cemetery, too.
COME as u r337 (10:02:39 PM): We're horrible.
ID #531
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 28 Jul 2010, 11:35 PM
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Rating: 2.769/4 (13 votes)
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wheatrich (12:33:11 AM): not sure zeebo plays poker anymore
wheatrich (12:33:17 AM): but he's made enough $ he doesn't have to
Sterlin18 (12:33:22 AM): lol
Sterlin18 (12:33:33 AM): I'd quit after 10 million
Sterlin18 (12:33:39 AM): invest a million
wheatrich (12:33:43 AM): I know you won't have that problem sterling
ID #46
Occurred: Dec 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (12:56:44 AM): and you smell like a kangaroo's pouch
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:48 AM): but we all have problems
Neo26988 (12:56:55 AM): that's because I tied my kangaroo up before
Neo26988 (12:56:59 AM): and he started licking me
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:02 AM): omfg
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:06 AM): you have a kangaroo really?
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:09 AM): please say yes!
Neo26988 (12:57:09 AM): yeah
Cyber1166 (12:57:24 AM): I thought you just kept them in the house?
Neo26988 (12:58:34 AM): we do, I had to put the kangaroo out
Neo26988 (12:58:41 AM): cause my cats kept ganging up on him
Neo26988 (12:58:44 AM): poor thing :(
Neo26988 (12:59:17 AM): we dress him up as Santa on Christmas
Neo26988 (12:59:20 AM): it's funny
Neo26988 (12:59:26 AM): the hats too big for him and he keeps running into shit
Neo26988 (12:59:56 AM): my brother gave him a bucket of liquor one day...
COME as u r337 (1:00:02 AM): hahahahha
Cyber1166 (1:00:13 AM): stick with the kangaroo stuff, you're on fire
COME as u r337 (1:00:15 AM): making up stories about a kangaroo you dont have is the coolest thing youve ever done neo
ID #209
Occurred: Oct 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.923/4 (26 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:01 PM): it says I need to install additional plugins
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:17 PM): I distrusted ytmnd.com already, I ain't installing no plugins, fool
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): more like.. ADDITIONAL VIRUSES!
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): MIRITE???
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:34 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:37 PM): YOU GO GIRL!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:50 PM): *snaps fingers here, there and here again*
ID #181
Occurred: Sep 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.296/4 (27 votes)
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(17:00:23) Stickmansam 1024: The Onion updated !!
(17:00:30) Stickmansam 1024: the whole archive is available now!
(17:07:18) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: yes... for a pretty penny
(17:07:26) Stickmansam 1024: no, for free!
(17:07:39) Stickmansam 1024: http://www.theonion.com/content/archives
(17:08:12) Stickmansam 1024: *claps and jumps up and down*
(17:08:47) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ok... but how much is this going to COST me?
(17:08:54) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: $10 a year would be ok, I guess
(17:09:09) Stickmansam 1024: it'll cost you... nothing!
(17:09:18) Stickmansam 1024: it's free-as-in-beer!
(17:09:56) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: fine, fine, I'll mail you the $10 tomorrow
(17:10:05) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: but I better be able to see the Archives then
(17:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: sure
(17:10:16) Stickmansam 1024: just send me the money
(17:10:33) Stickmansam 1024: after that, it's TOTALLY free
(17:10:49) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: alright, good deal
ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #186
Occurred: Sep 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.560/4 (25 votes)
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(02:54:32) GoldenJimbo007: When Wavebird was first advertised, they showed a kid with some sort of cold being thrown outside to play a game....
(02:54:40) GoldenJimbo007: Funny thing is, that same exact thing happened to me 2 winters ago :)
(02:54:50) wheatrich: except jimbo didn't have a cold
(02:54:57) wheatrich: or a game
ID #229
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.393/4 (28 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (10:55:19 PM): I know when BOC played SNL last year, Will came out with a cowbell.
CieloAzor (10:55:33 PM): Hey, that was the only prescription.
CieloAzor (10:55:37 PM): He did what he had to do.
Im Ngamer (10:55:53 PM): did Walken host that show as well?
CieloAzor (10:55:55 PM): Yeah.
CieloAzor (10:55:59 PM): He's the one who had a fever.
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:05 PM): Was he wearing gold plated diapers?
Im Ngamer (10:56:20 PM): what does that even mean?
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:46 PM): Don't question Bruce Dickenson!
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