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ID #552
Occurred: 18 Sep 2011
Submitted: 20 Sep 2011, 8:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (11 votes)
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*Michael Vick turns ball over for third time in ten minutes*
(22:05:51) TopRogue7: what is this i don't even
(22:06:02) Thiradell: Michael "Freehanding" Vick
(22:06:51) Thiradell: so a couple nights ago I was walking across my room, in the dark
(22:07:05) Thiradell: my room isn't quite what you'd call neat and tidy, so it's always an adventure walking across it
(22:07:07) Thiradell: I ventured a little too far to the right
(22:07:08) Infil12: and caught your roommate "freehanding"?
(22:07:22) Thiradell: would've been good, but no
(22:07:34) CieloAzor: it would have?
ID #169
Occurred: Aug 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.346/4 (26 votes)
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COME as u r337 (9:59:54 AM): Oooh
COME as u r337 (9:59:55 AM): Jon!
COME as u r337 (9:59:59 AM): i have something to tell you
COME as u r337 (10:00:02 AM): have bryan look away
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:13 AM): Bryan will brb
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:25 AM): ok, he's left now
COME as u r337 (10:00:28 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:30 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:31 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:32 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:38 AM): Okay, that's it.
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:50 AM): like a shot to the chest, that is
ID #514
Occurred: 23 Aug 2009
Submitted: 23 Aug 2009, 3:55 PM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (17 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (11:14:49 AM): alliance wins!
ShadowZeroPD (11:14:51 AM): 2 to go
IVI4RK (11:21:25 AM): cool story bro
holycatholique (11:25:28 AM): cool "cool story, bro" story, bro
O Beeeeeasty (11:25:54 AM): cool "cool "cool story, bro" story, bro" story bro
ID #517
Occurred: 13 Sep 2009
Submitted: 10 Jan 2010, 2:31 AM
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Rating: 1.625/4 (16 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:17 PM): Scott
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:23 PM): can you please send me a rest tent and/or a well?
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:30 PM): preferably both
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:33 PM): I need to own 2 building
isthatagoodt (4:19:46 PM): No thanks
isthatagoodt (4:19:50 PM): Just buy your own imo
isthatagoodt (4:19:59 PM): But you shouldn't even be worrying about that right now
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:01 PM): DUDE JUST SEND ME ONE
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:01 PM): FUCK
isthatagoodt (4:20:02 PM): Until you're well on your feet
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:04 PM): DUDE
isthatagoodt (4:20:07 PM): You should be following what I told you
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:07 PM): I NEED A RIBBON
isthatagoodt (4:20:10 PM): And maximizing profits
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:12 PM): FOR OWNING 2 BUILDINDS
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:14 PM): YES IM DOING THAT
isthatagoodt (4:20:16 PM): Instead of dicking around with ribbons right now
isthatagoodt (4:20:22 PM): No, you're focused way too much on ribbons
isthatagoodt (4:20:32 PM): You can mess around with that shit once you have a 20x20 farm
isthatagoodt (4:20:39 PM): They'll be much easier then
isthatagoodt (4:20:47 PM): Want 50 tents then? You have enough cash to do it
isthatagoodt (4:20:55 PM): Want 250 hay bales? 5 mins ure done
isthatagoodt (4:21:01 PM): But when you're still starting
isthatagoodt (4:21:04 PM): It's pointless
isthatagoodt (4:21:10 PM): Going after those ribbons now is counterproductive
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:30 PM): FUCK YOU SCOTT
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:35 PM): HOW IS IT COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:43 PM): WHEN MY ENTIRE FIELD IS RASPBERRIES AT 4%?
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:48 PM): I HAVE FUCKING 2 HOURS TO WAIT YOU FUCKING NUTCASE
isthatagoodt (4:22:14 PM): Beg all you want, I'm not sending you anything
isthatagoodt (4:22:22 PM): Mainly because I've used all my requests with that application for the day
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:30 PM): you're a fucking homosexual
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:37 PM): you will NEVER INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO A VAGINA
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:45 PM): maybe if you send me a REST TENT on FARMVILLE I CAN HELP YOU
rshepherd1000 (4:22:59 PM): this argument is hilarious on about 20 different levels
isthatagoodt (4:23:03 PM): I won't?
isthatagoodt (4:23:09 PM): Last I checked I was the one with a girlfriend
isthatagoodt (4:23:18 PM): And you were the one wearing around kiddie band T-shirts to high schools
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:18 PM): because I gave you all the advice you used
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:25 PM): JONAS BROTHERS ARE NOT A KIDDIE BAND
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:37 PM): you know you only have Sophia because of the things I told you to do
isthatagoodt (4:23:47 PM): Opposite
isthatagoodt (4:23:55 PM): I only have her because I did the OPPOSITE of what you told me to do
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:07 PM): fine, but if it weren't for me you wouldn't have her
Infil12 (4:24:31 PM): goose is asking if it's okay for him to spend a night or two with her every month
Infil12 (4:24:35 PM): help a brotha out
isthatagoodt (4:24:43 PM): Lol
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:45 PM): no I don't want Sophia
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:48 PM): I WANT A REST TENT
rshepherd1000 (4:24:58 PM): ~Q~
ID #174
Occurred: Aug 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.679/4 (28 votes)
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DC xPRO 619: how do u say fuck in spansih
Obfuscation314: You might want to learn some English first.
l34ss l3oost: omfgwtfpwned!!!!!hi
ID #419
Occurred: 5 May 2005
Submitted: 2 Apr 2007, 12:43 PM
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Rating: 1.435/4 (23 votes)
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MexicanHitList: ... sorry about the mexico thing i was baked and misread a reply
Wiff: Since you're new, I'll forgive you this time. The Elite doesn't approve of druggies.
Tyler: WIWF is gay. The Elite approves of drugs. Stupid nerds don't. But don't get me wrong, Mexican, you're a bigger homo than WIWF. I think what I'm trying to say is I'm better than every one.
Andrew: Hey, like wow, you just pooled all of your charm, wit and intelligence into one post. And it didn't amount to much.
ID #276
Occurred: Feb 15 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.448/4 (29 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (18:00:42): newgrounds looks different!
dragondragon18 (18:00:49): in a good way?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:06): well its just the top bar thing with all the things
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:29): instead of squares with pictures beside them its a horizontal line of buttons with just words in them
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:33): and its orange and black
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:53): they are regular links - instead of flash links as the old one was
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:00): and the logo is less cartoony
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:29): but its not a new layout otherwise that
BloodE of Sorrow (18:03:38): oh and the slogan has changed from "The problems of the future, today" to "Everything, by everyone."
Im Ngamer (18:18:00): hey, anyone catch that new newgrounds look?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:04): >_>
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:12): Jon, you're trying to vex me
Im Ngamer (18:18:18): huh?
Im Ngamer (18:18:27): sorry Blood, you'll have to explain after work
ID #128
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.621/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (4:05:11 AM): I usually last long enough
octoinky (4:05:12 AM): ;-)
ShadowZeroPD (4:05:18 AM): din mor said otherwise last night
octoinky (4:05:46 AM): ;-)
octoinky (4:05:55 AM): eh personal WR (worst record) is 15 seconds
octoinky (4:05:58 AM): i was like wtf??!
CieloAzor (4:06:04 AM): What the?
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:08 AM): lol
octoinky (4:06:09 AM): i have no idea
CieloAzor (4:06:16 AM): Unlucky.
CieloAzor (4:06:24 AM): That was just a bad run.
octoinky (4:06:30 AM): well, she doesn't care, it wasn't really awkward
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:32 AM): you probly need a better strat
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:53 AM): several vids on the net
ID #287
Occurred: Mar 18 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:50:09 PM): oh, hello there Dayle
Im Ngamer (1:50:13 PM): didn't see you sneak in
Blueline Goddess (1:50:26 PM): I'm like a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:33 PM): you are a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:52 PM): *crawls into Dayle's foxhole*
COME as u r337 (1:50:54 PM): >.>
Blueline Goddess (1:51:29 PM): o.O
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:29 PM): By the way Jonathanan,I never asked you, which do you prefer...
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:34 PM): Lock Stock... or Snatch?
Im Ngamer (1:52:46 PM): I like them both, but rate Snatch a little higher
COME as u r337 (1:53:13 PM): Are you talking about Dayle's holes too, Jon?
COME as u r337 (1:53:14 PM): O.o
ID #221
Occurred: Oct 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.852/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:31 PM): I wanna join the Train Force
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:47 PM): like the Air Force or the Navy, only trains
Obfuscation314 (8:39:19 PM): This looks like a job for
Obfuscation314 (8:39:25 PM): the Unicycle Force!
Im Ngamer (8:41:31 PM): "why didn't you catch Osama Bin Laden?!"
Im Ngamer (8:41:36 PM): "the road was really bumpy... what did you want us to do, get down and walk after him?"
COME as u r337 (8:41:47 PM): No Jon
COME as u r337 (8:42:03 PM): The correct answer is "He was on a TRICYCLE"
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