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ID #13
Occurred: May 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.300/4 (30 votes)
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<Ngamer> time for another op! who will it be this hour?!
* Ngamer sets mode: +o lb_
<Ngamer> we have a winner!
<Ngamer> check in next hour to see who takes 3rd
<cody> the log bot got op'd over me?!
<cody> fuck this
ID #392
Occurred: 12 Oct 2006
Submitted: 12 Oct 2006, 4:30 PM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (21:16:56): what's that book you want Sam to read Come?
COME as u r337 (21:17:42): "The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence" by Ray Kurzweil
COME as u r337 (21:17:44): Why?
(21:23:26) The Illu has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (21:23:54): because I'm stopping at the library before work
The Illu (21:24:11): I see
Im Ngamer (21:24:51): Illu, shut your face!
The Illu (21:25:21): I see
The Illu (21:25:41): shit man!
The Illu (21:25:43): ok ok ok
ID #449
Occurred: 1 Nov 2007
Submitted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:57 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (24 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (11:53:58 PM): so Ive been considering joining LL
COME as u r3 7 (11:55:21 PM): you can't just JOIN LL, Goose.
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:27 PM): I mean Lava Life
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:31 PM): not Lue Links
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:34 PM): Im not some sort of loser lol
ID #173
Occurred: 20 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Obfuscation314: Don't make Neo angry.
Neo1337: Yeah.
MuKi314: wuts he gonna do
DC xPRO 619: aww what u gonna do hack me
Neo1337: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Neo1337: Or...at any other time for that matter.
ID #275
Occurred: 3 Feb 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.036/4 (28 votes)
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Neo1337 (1:34:46 AM): Ok, get this.
Neo1337 (1:34:53 AM): Two 14 year old girls have been charged for murder.
Neo1337 (1:35:08 AM): What stupid 14 year old kills a taxi driver.
Neo1337 (1:35:18 AM): "Oh noes, can't pay the fair! I..umm...*stab stab*"
Im Ngamer (1:36:07 AM): are you sure that's what happened?
Neo1337 (1:36:20 AM): No, I made that bit up.
Neo1337 (1:36:22 AM): But they did kill him.
Im Ngamer (1:38:57 AM): but think about it this way... if they'd gotten away with it, they'd have been geniuses
Neo1337 (1:39:14 AM): They didn't get away with it though, did they Jon?
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): yeah, but if they had... that's $8.42 they just saved right there
Im Ngamer (1:40:58 AM): now, imagine if they could do that with every cab drive
Im Ngamer (1:41:05 AM): and... they take cabs all the time
Neo1337 (1:41:07 AM): $8.42? Taxis cost wayyy more than that over here.
Im Ngamer (1:41:21 AM): well then, it was even better
Im Ngamer (1:41:11 AM): could have saved millions!
Neo1337 (1:41:15 AM): Yeah.
Neo1337 (1:41:17 AM): Except.
Neo1337 (1:41:23 AM): They'd run out of taxi drivers, wouldn't they?
Neo1337 (1:41:37 AM): They'd eventually be an extinct species.
Im Ngamer (1:41:49 AM): well eventually no one would want to drive them, but then the rates would just go up
Im Ngamer (1:41:56 AM): because it would become a high paying job
Im Ngamer (1:42:05 AM): so they'd just be saving even more money
Im Ngamer (1:42:09 AM): with every stabbing
Neo1337 (1:42:18 AM): Well yeah, technically, but.
Neo1337 (1:42:21 AM): THEY'D BE KILLING PEOPLE.
Im Ngamer (1:42:50 AM): well, not for some dumb reason though
Im Ngamer (1:42:53 AM): it's just to save money
Im Ngamer (1:43:01 AM): you have to think like an economist here
Neo1337 (1:43:13 AM): I'd rather rob a bank.
Im Ngamer (1:44:53 AM): dang it Neo
Im Ngamer (1:45:00 AM): you're robbing from your own community!
CieloAzor (1:45:03 AM): I like the way you think, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:12 AM): thanks man
Neo1337 (1:45:25 AM): *sigh* You wouldn't agree with me if your life depended on it, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:34 AM): what? yes I would
ID #405
Occurred: 14 Dec 2006
Submitted: 14 Dec 2006, 5:13 AM
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Rating: 3.370/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:22:59 AM): let's take an inkblot test!
Im Ngamer (2:23:12 AM): you have to type into Chat the first thing that comes into your mind for each one
Im Ngamer (2:23:22 AM): http://www.deltabravo.net/custody/rorschach.php
Im Ngamer (2:23:36 AM): I'll go first
Im Ngamer (2:23:45 AM): 1. Europe
Im Ngamer (2:24:04 AM): 2. two candles
Im Ngamer (2:24:16 AM): 3. dancing aliens
Im Ngamer (2:24:44 AM): 4. that fat pokemon that just sleeps all the time
Im Ngamer (2:25:00 AM): (you can knock him off the ledge on the Beach level in Snap)
Im Ngamer (2:25:16 AM): 5. a giant moth
Im Ngamer (2:25:35 AM): 6. a crown
Im Ngamer (2:26:07 AM): 7. guy giving two thumbs up
Im Ngamer (2:26:35 AM): 8. an alien ship and/or robot
Im Ngamer (2:26:48 AM): like those huge drill bit machines from the Matrix Revolutions
Im Ngamer (2:27:18 AM): 9. a space ship as seen from above, like the Millenium Falcon
Im Ngamer (2:27:45 AM): 10. devils leaping out of a fire
Im Ngamer (2:28:51 AM): pretty good results for me!
Im Ngamer (2:29:15 AM): I feared I'd just see 10 penises!
Comeasur37 (2:32:22 AM): I'm sure you'll see them later, Jon.
Im Ngamer (2:32:53 AM): ...
ID #62
Occurred: Jan 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.833/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:01:07 AM): YE, when you were at Karl's house
Im Ngamer (11:01:12 AM): who had the lighter skin?
YourElitenessPD (11:01:19 AM): Oooh
YourElitenessPD (11:01:24 AM): I didn't really look
COME as u r337 (11:01:25 AM): They couldn't tell Jon, they lived with blankets over the windows.
COME as u r337 (11:01:31 AM): The only light was from the TV and computer
COME as u r337 (11:01:42 AM): and the LED on the front of the 64
ID #3
Occurred: May 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.385/4 (39 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:02:48 PM): roffle roffle roffle
ID #429
Occurred: 9 Oct 2006
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 1:18 PM
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Rating: 1.583/4 (24 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:20): the 360 graphics in sdtv are still wowzahfying
BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:40): and thats in madden 06!
Im Ngamer (21:31:51): speaking of great graphics, it's off to
Im Ngamer (21:31:52): work!
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:13): took 3 mins to come up with that one
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:18): good job jon
ID #144
Occurred: Feb 25 2002
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (28 votes)
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If sweeping ice in front of a rock can become an Olympic event, why not moving your thumbs in front of a television?
~ Ngamer
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