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ID #306
Occurred: Apr 05 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.241/4 (29 votes)
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NathanStinson (22:47:25): nero...on!
NathanStinson (22:47:34): im going to...church!
NathanStinson (22:47:37): will be back later
BloodE of Sorrow (22:47:46): he's burning cds while going to church?
BloodE of Sorrow (22:48:08): its the devils work
CieloAzor (22:48:12): You're stealing WHILE churching?
CieloAzor (22:48:16): That's awful, Nate.
Im Ngamer (22:48:45): you might as well be stealing from church
NathanStinson (22:48:52): not stealing anything
NathanStinson (22:48:54): free music
Im Ngamer (22:49:03): yeah... free to YOU
Im Ngamer (22:49:09): until you're caught
Regular Civilian (22:49:09): You might as well just steal the church itself.
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:29): yeah, steal from the collection plate
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:35): and don't forget that bread and wine
CieloAzor (22:49:46): Bring me back a bible.
Im Ngamer (22:50:07): bring Blood back an altarboy
BloodE of Sorrow (22:50:17): >_<
ID #170
Occurred: 1 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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(04:20:32) AlexPenev1: look you want porn, lots of it, she also needs porn, lots of it. otherwise you'll both turn gay.
(04:21:31) AlexPenev1: you may not know this yet, but you're probably half-way to turning gay already. you need to act while you still can!
(04:21:24) JamesBond315xxx: I don't look at porn (WTFOMG!!!)
(04:21:57) AlexPenev1: you don't look at porn, and you're in a chatroom with hot sexy men.
(04:22:02) AlexPenev1: ...
(04:22:14) JamesBond315xxx: And I'm going out with a girl.
(04:22:23) AlexPenev1: pretence.
(04:22:32) AlexPenev1: you're only lying to yourself, man
(04:23:24) GoldenJ007 entered the room.
(04:24:40) AlexPenev1: jimbo, this guy doesn't look at porn. do you think he's gay?
(04:24:47) JamesBond315xxx: ...
ID #189
Occurred: 13 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
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Neo1337 (12:49:57 AM): Here comes Jon.
Im Ngamer (12:50:04 AM): ta da!
Neo1337 (12:50:08 AM): God I'm good.
YourGirlChica (12:50:16 AM): its like magic neo
CieloAzor (12:50:30 AM): But you didn't see me coming!
YourGirlChica (12:50:54 AM): I saw you coming Cielo.
CieloAzor (12:51:20 AM): Eek, you saw that?
CieloAzor (12:51:32 AM): I thought I had the drapes closed!
ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
ID #500
Occurred: 15 Apr 2009
Submitted: 15 Apr 2009, 3:45 AM
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Rating: 3.050/4 (20 votes)
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PYLemire (2:30:23 AM): I'm pretty bad at starting convos QB :P
PYLemire (2:30:30 AM): plus I'm eating ;-)
CieloAzor (2:31:11 AM): all right, what are you having?
PYLemire (2:34:03 AM): chicken!
CieloAzor (2:34:24 AM): I heard you are what you eat
CieloAzor (2:34:26 AM): any truth to that?
CieloAzor (2:34:59 AM): I guess that makes Glen a pussy
PYLemire (2:34:59 AM): yeah
PYLemire (2:35:12 AM): and Goose a dick?
SupaOdin (2:35:14 AM): guess that makes jimbo an everything?
ID #37
Occurred: Jan 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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stankmonkeylove (7:51:58 PM): i could type with my penis
stankmonkeylove (7:52:01 PM): like uber fast
Isuxor (7:53:15 PM): I just use mine to hit space bar. THAWP
ID #580
Occurred: 16 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 10:42 PM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (7 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (9:33:02 PM): Alright looks like everyone wants an update
GoldenJ007 (9:33:10 PM): I got hammered drunk last night, 2nd worst of my life
GoldenJ007 (9:33:18 PM): Rachel drives to town wanting Applebees, wants me to join her
GoldenJ007 (9:33:28 PM): I try to text her saying I can't drive, she doesn't believe me
GoldenJ007 (9:33:39 PM): She drives to party, I stumble to her car, she actually punches me in the nose
COME as u r337 (9:34:24 PM): why did you get hammered?
GoldenJ007 (9:34:40 PM): Was only 1.5 miles from home, "last night of summer" bonfire etc, free booze
GoldenJ007 (9:34:52 PM): Everyone else taking shots and it was the wedding party from June
GoldenJ007 (9:35:19 PM): But man she clobbered me in the face, hurts to blow my nose now heh
Im Ngamer (9:35:22 PM): WHOA now that's domestic abuse and you don't have to stand for it #whyjimleft
DKK5 (9:35:28 PM): I'd report that domestic abuse
COME as u r337 (9:36:14 PM): ray-chel rice
GoldenJ007 (9:41:09 PM): She feels p bad about it now so maybe don't bring it up in chat
COME as u r337 (9:41:31 PM): props to jim for not retaliating until he researches the domestic abuse policies at WG&R to make sure he can still get paid
ID #425
Occurred: 6 May 2007
Submitted: 7 May 2007, 12:03 AM
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Rating: 0.333/4 (24 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (5:27:02 PM): I'm watching Blue Collar.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:09 PM): You Might be a redneck is funny.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:15 PM): I got my own.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:43 PM): If you think genius is one percent insperation, one percent persperation, ninety-eight percent drinking- you might be a red neck.
AlecBoy006 (5:28:38 PM): If you think there are urinals on uranus, you might be a redneck.
AlecBoy006 (5:28:54 PM): If you go to conecentration camp, you might be a red nek.
AlecBoy006 (5:36:29 PM): If you had to pay to see a ballet performance when no one you know is in, you might be a red neck.
ID #471
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
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Rating: 3.458/4 (24 votes)
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* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo1337 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo1337 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo1337 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo1337 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo1337 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo1337 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo1337 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
ID #11
Occurred: 14 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:59:03 PM): ok, great Jimbo moment I have to share
Im Ngamer (9:59:34 PM):
GoldenJ007 (9:55:54 PM): lol, wtf
GoldenJ007 (9:55:57 PM): Gonna leave me in MN?
Im Ngamer (9:56:13 PM): nay, you'd love living with Boss too much
Im Ngamer (9:56:27 PM): that would be BOSS punishment
Im Ngamer (9:56:40 PM): you'd eat them out of house and home!
GoldenJ007 (9:56:53 PM): wtf
GoldenJ007 (9:56:57 PM): Honestly, I don't eat that much
Im Ngamer (10:00:13 PM): and then I totally just made this next line up
Im Ngamer (10:00:19 PM):
Im Ngamer (9:57:13 PM): didn't you once eat 6 hot dogs at one sitting?
GoldenJ007 (9:57:22 PM): .....I was STARVING then
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