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ID #256
Occurred: Dec 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.607/4 (28 votes)
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Karl Dark 64 (9:50:21 AM): there is a suburb about 50 minutes west of me called 'dinmore'
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:26 AM): is that funny at all?
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:31 AM): cause there is an e there
YourElitenessPD (9:50:37 AM): I've heard of it before
dragondragon18 (9:50:44 AM): old'd
NathanStinson (9:50:47 AM): heh, sz would think that is funny
YourElitenessPD (9:50:48 AM): I think Neo or Greg mentioned it
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:52 AM): what a faggot
dragondragon18 (9:50:55 AM): neo did
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:58 AM): I found it like ages ago
dragondragon18 (9:51:10 AM): good for you
Karl Dark 64 (9:51:12 AM): neo doesn't leave the house
dragondragon18 (9:51:20 AM): he does for dinmore
YourElitenessPD (9:51:20 AM): Yeah, he checked a map
ID #150
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (28 votes)
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ID #281
Occurred: Mar 02 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.900/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:43:41 PM): You know..
COME as u r337 (6:43:45 PM): Neo's been missing for awhile
COME as u r337 (6:43:52 PM): I think we should start a new project..
COME as u r337 (6:43:59 PM): In order to locate him and bring him back
COME as u r337 (6:44:03 PM): We'll call it...
COME as u r337 (6:44:05 PM): "Finding Emo"
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
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*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJ007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJ007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJ007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJ007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJ007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJ007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJ007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJ007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJ007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJ007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJ007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #326
Occurred: May 04 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:52:10 PM): Sammy!
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:16 PM): yo
Im Ngamer (4:52:21 PM): imagine for a minute that you ran mariokart64.com
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:28 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaah
Im Ngamer (4:52:41 PM): did your brain just explode?
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:11 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:15 PM): caught most of it
ID #154
Occurred: 5 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.931/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (7:13:37 PM): jean text messaged me asking if he won
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:55 PM): sms
octoinky (7:14:37 PM): what does SMS stand for?
Neo1337 (7:14:46 PM): Short Message System or something.
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:47 PM): short messaging system or something
Neo1337 (7:14:53 PM): rofl
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:53 PM): rofl
megawabs (7:14:54 PM): lol
Neo1337 (7:14:55 PM): lmfgao
ID #439
Occurred: 13 Aug 2007
Submitted: 13 Aug 2007, 2:18 PM
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Rating: 3.400/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (19:08:12): and the speed of the 2nd lift opening is random?
GoldenJ007 (19:08:12): :-P
GoldenJ007 (19:08:20): Not random, but not set either.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:25): It's usually in a certain half of the shaft.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:29): (like min mor's tongue)
GoldenJ007 (19:08:31): Wait.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:32): FUCK.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:36): din mor*
Larkin375 (19:08:39): hahahah
Rshepherd1000 (19:09:04): ~Q~
Rshepherd1000 (19:11:52): someone link me to qdb
ShadowZeroPD (19:12:33): http://youreliteness.thengamer.com/qdb/ (lemonparty)
GoldenJ007 (19:13:57): God damnit why do I click SZ's links.
ID #165
Occurred: Aug 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.429/4 (28 votes)
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StarFox2500 (10:26:23 PM): one of my most prized records has been 'beaten'
StarFox2500 (10:26:37 PM): rambi arena 254
StarFox2500 (10:26:46 PM): a 262 has been posted at cyberscore
StarFox2500 (10:26:50 PM): i cant fathom that score
CieloAzor (10:26:58 PM): Must be a lie then.
YourElitenessPD (10:27:04 PM): Report it
StarFox2500 (10:27:16 PM): nah, i have more class than to do that
StarFox2500 (10:27:21 PM): ill give it another 250 hours of play
StarFox2500 (10:27:26 PM): then if it still doesnt look possible
StarFox2500 (10:27:29 PM): then ill report it
StarFox2500 (10:28:00 PM): even if its not possible, ill get 264 anyway
CieloAzor (10:28:05 PM): hah
CieloAzor (10:28:18 PM): What a spectacular boast!
Im Ngamer (10:28:43 PM): Phil Hughes: Since 1998, Doing the Impossible, or Giving Up Trying!
ID #332
Occurred: May 14 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.808/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:02:20 PM): marshy!
Im Ngamer (11:02:26 PM): Fraps can also record audio, right?
Isuxor (11:02:41 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (11:03:20 PM): is there an option like "record all audio on the computer"?
Im Ngamer (11:03:26 PM): so it would take me talking into the mic
Im Ngamer (11:03:32 PM): as well as what's coming out my speakers
Isuxor (11:05:02 PM): neg
Isuxor (11:05:07 PM): I-don't-think-so-anyway
Isuxor (11:05:12 PM): (my-spacebar-is-busted)
Im Ngamer (11:05:43 PM): must be from all that penis THWAPing you've done over the years!
Isuxor (11:06:07 PM): THWAP
Isuxor (11:06:12 PM): too-strong!
ID #114
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.727/4 (33 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (12:55:23 AM): I'll go find the quote Pascal submitted
COME as u r337 (12:55:55 AM): what you mean to say is.. "I'll go implement a "lowest rated" feature"
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