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ID #413
Occurred: 18 Feb 2007
Submitted: 18 Feb 2007, 2:07 PM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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CieloAzor: Ugh, what's with these Britney Spears headlines all the time.
CieloAzor: She's just famous for being famous now.
ShadowZeroPD: no idea, but I ignore them
ShadowZeroPD: if I wanted to look at trash I would open the garbage can
ID #278
Occurred: Feb 23 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.138/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:22:43 AM): Fal's more of an American that a European!
BadassFal (11:23:54 AM): how do you work that out?
Im Ngamer (11:25:04 AM): well, you speak the language we invented
BadassFal (11:25:35 AM): ...right
Im Ngamer (11:26:32 AM): now Fal, England may have invented it originally
Im Ngamer (11:26:59 AM): but the version you speak you learned from American TV shows and movies
BadassFal (11:27:39 AM): if you ever listen to me on xbox live or have ever heard me, it sounds nothing like american
Im Ngamer (11:28:24 AM): didn't you make that one wav file, "3 things Fal likes"?
COME as u r337 (11:28:42 AM): No Jon, that was an image file
COME as u r337 (11:28:54 AM): http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg
ID #422
Occurred: 5 Apr 2007
Submitted: 11 Apr 2007, 9:59 PM
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Rating: 2.696/4 (23 votes)
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HistoricToast (3:07:52 AM): theres not a music video for i'm not sick but I'm not well on youtube other than anime!
octoinky (3:08:40 AM): by lit?
HistoricToast (3:08:43 AM): no octo, by Harvey Danger
octoinky (3:08:52 AM): cant help you there! though i think i saw it on MTV like 5 yrs ago ;-)
HistoricToast (3:08:58 AM): funny guy
HistoricToast (3:09:42 AM): Also, all mtv shows is cribs and pimp my ride.
octoinky (3:09:50 AM): MTV sucks so bad
HistoricToast (3:09:55 AM): it's like
HistoricToast (3:09:58 AM): YO YO YO MUSIC TV
HistoricToast (3:10:01 AM): BUT FIRST
HistoricToast (3:10:10 AM): LETS PUT A BOWLING ALLEY IN THIS GUYS STEERING WHEEL
ID #224
Occurred: 23 Oct 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal: you kick the ball around with your feet, hence the reason they call it FOOTball
Neo1337: You're gay, hence the reason we call you GAY.
i perkedyourmum: lol
BadassFal: That wasnt funny, hence the reason i didnt LAUGH!
Neo1337: What? You had sex with your brother?
i perkedyourmum: i did
Neo1337: rofl
Neo1337: Bad timeing Mark.
Neo1337: Bad. Bad. Timeing.
ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
ID #221
Occurred: Oct 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.778/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:31 PM): I wanna join the Train Force
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:47 PM): like the Air Force or the Navy, only trains
Obfuscation314 (8:39:19 PM): This looks like a job for
Obfuscation314 (8:39:25 PM): the Unicycle Force!
Im Ngamer (8:41:31 PM): "why didn't you catch Osama Bin Laden?!"
Im Ngamer (8:41:36 PM): "the road was really bumpy... what did you want us to do, get down and walk after him?"
COME as u r337 (8:41:47 PM): No Jon
COME as u r337 (8:42:03 PM): The correct answer is "He was on a TRICYCLE"
ID #503
Occurred: 4 Jun 2009
Submitted: 4 Jun 2009, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 3.105/4 (19 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:00 AM): Scott
isthatagoodt (1:19:04 AM): Yes?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:04 AM): try watching Armageddon with Sophia
isthatagoodt (1:19:09 AM): And...?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:12 AM): see who cries first
isthatagoodt (1:19:13 AM): Love that movie btw
Infil12 (1:20:01 AM): i cried when i watched armageddon, i'm not going to lie
Infil12 (1:20:09 AM): i couldn't believe the horrible physics i was watching
ID #29
Occurred: Apr 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.158/4 (38 votes)
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COME as u r337 (11:19:56 PM): http://i16.thefacebook.com/pics/9/0/s13700911_4457.jpg
dragondragon18 (11:21:32 PM): 7.5
Cyber1166 (11:21:35 PM): wowza, 9.5
dragondragon18 (11:21:43 PM): lol jon
COME as u r337 (11:21:48 PM): she's a slut
dragondragon18 (11:21:52 PM): jons found his wife
COME as u r337 (11:22:04 PM): i'm pretty sure she gave a guy a handjob in spanish class once
COME as u r337 (11:22:48 PM): and she might've been the one that filled a bottle of water with vodka and walked around school with it getting drunk..
iamjohnbeck (11:23:13 PM): oh man, every school has one of those people
COME as u r337 (11:23:19 PM): we had 20
iamjohnbeck (11:23:59 PM): we had 2, and i was homeschooled :-\
ID #150
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (28 votes)
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ID #205
Occurred: Sep 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (18:00:08): the-elite.net - because you can't masturbate ALL the time
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