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ID #309
Occurred: 10 Jun 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.815/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:14:52 PM): RIP one Mod
CieloAzor (9:18:49 PM): How dare you remove Ax!
RyanWhiteGoose (9:19:12 PM): hey man
RyanWhiteGoose (9:19:14 PM): things happen
CieloAzor (9:22:42 PM): I'm gonna protest this...somehow.
CieloAzor (9:22:58 PM): Some kind of boycott is in order.
Im Ngamer (9:24:19 PM): you could stop eating goose
CieloAzor (9:25:25 PM): Sounds like a plan.
CieloAzor (9:25:41 PM): FROM NOW UNTIL AXEL IS REINSTATED...
CieloAzor (9:25:46 PM): I WILL CONSUME NO GOOSE WHATSOEVER.
CieloAzor (9:27:28 PM): It's gonna be tough to give up goose cold turkey like this.
CieloAzor (9:27:59 PM): But I'm pretty sure this plan will set Axel's reinstatement in motion.
holycatholique (10:15:03 PM): I'd prefer no mod position
holycatholique (10:15:09 PM): until Alex is offered one
CieloAzor (10:17:37 PM): He means Axel.
CieloAzor (10:17:48 PM): wiff is protesting with me
CieloAzor (10:19:02 PM): All you have to do is promise not to eat any goose, wiff.
CieloAzor (10:19:07 PM): Not until Axel is reinstated.
CieloAzor (10:19:20 PM): We're on a goose hunger strike.
holycatholique (10:19:31 PM): alright
holycatholique (10:19:38 PM): but don't call me the fart of Gandhi
CieloAzor (10:19:49 PM): I promise I won't.
CieloAzor (10:20:04 PM): I don't even know what that would mean.
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Im Ngamer (10:24:10 PM): careful QB!
Im Ngamer (10:24:20 PM): oh, thought you were about to call wiff a Gandhi fart
CieloAzor (10:24:31 PM): I was thinking about it.
CieloAzor (10:24:39 PM): But I try to keep my promises.
ID #422
Occurred: 5 Apr 2007
Submitted: 11 Apr 2007, 9:59 PM
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Rating: 2.696/4 (23 votes)
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HistoricToast (3:07:52 AM): theres not a music video for i'm not sick but I'm not well on youtube other than anime!
octoinky (3:08:40 AM): by lit?
HistoricToast (3:08:43 AM): no octo, by Harvey Danger
octoinky (3:08:52 AM): cant help you there! though i think i saw it on MTV like 5 yrs ago ;-)
HistoricToast (3:08:58 AM): funny guy
HistoricToast (3:09:42 AM): Also, all mtv shows is cribs and pimp my ride.
octoinky (3:09:50 AM): MTV sucks so bad
HistoricToast (3:09:55 AM): it's like
HistoricToast (3:09:58 AM): YO YO YO MUSIC TV
HistoricToast (3:10:01 AM): BUT FIRST
HistoricToast (3:10:10 AM): LETS PUT A BOWLING ALLEY IN THIS GUYS STEERING WHEEL
ID #390
Occurred: 26 Sep 2006
Submitted: 25 Sep 2006, 7:07 PM
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Rating: 2.125/4 (24 votes)
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Cyber1166 (00:04:26): 12. Zelda - Blood
Cyber1166 (00:04:30): 13. Link - Lark
Cyber1166 (00:04:47): 14. Young Link - Vick
Cyber1166 (00:05:04): 15. Pikachu - Shep
Cyber1166 (00:05:16): 16. Jigglypuff - PDO
Cyber1166 (00:05:32): 17. Bond - Marth
BloodE of Sorrow (00:05:36): 17?
RyanWhiteGoose (00:05:39): 17?
Cyber1166 (00:05:43): uh oh! one too many characters!
Cyber1166 (00:05:48): we'll have to have a playin!
Rshepherd1000 (00:05:51): playin between bloode and bond!
BloodE of Sorrow (00:05:59): nope!
Cyber1166 (00:06:01): QB, roll 1 17 sided die
Cyber1166 (00:06:07): the number picked will be in the playin
OnlineHost (00:06:14): CieloAzor rolled 1 17-sided die: 12
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:17): yay
Cyber1166 (00:06:18): 12!
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:18): fucking
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:19): CUNT
CieloAzor (00:06:24): haha
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:24): what the fuck are the chances?
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:24): hahaha
CieloAzor (00:06:25): ownt
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:26): I mean really
Cyber1166 (00:06:26): it's Zelda/Blood!
ID #103
Occurred: Jun 07 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.514/4 (37 votes)
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TheBigBossman007 (1:07:41 AM): probably why I jerk so much
TheBigBossman007 (1:07:47 AM): don't think it loses much
TheBigBossman007 (1:07:58 AM): I remember just jerking constantly on Streets and getting 115 or 116
TheBigBossman007 (1:08:13 AM): I jerk more now than I ever did
ID #24
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.806/4 (36 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:04:13 AM): By the way, I AM dead, I just haven't stopped moving yet
ID #424
Occurred: 16 Apr 2007
Submitted: 15 Apr 2007, 11:36 PM
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Rating: 2.727/4 (22 votes)
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Neo1337 (4:34:09 AM): What the fuck.
Neo1337 (4:34:17 AM): 5 of the top 7 songs on Last.Fm this week are by The Arcade Fire
octoinky (4:34:26 AM): the who?
HistoricToast (4:34:38 AM): no, the arcade fire!
Neo1337 (4:34:48 AM): No, not The Who,The Arcade Fire
Neo1337 (4:34:49 AM): Oh wtf
Neo1337 (4:34:53 AM): Don't steal my joke you faggot.
ID #277
Occurred: 18 Feb 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.556/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (6:03:38 PM): Dang that Fallens kid.
CieloAzor (6:04:01 PM): I was about to show him a highly detailed map of the PDZ's Jungle huts.
CieloAzor (6:04:04 PM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/keithed/pdzjunglehuts.jpg
Neo1337 (6:05:29 PM): MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING, etc.
BadassFal (6:08:19 PM): very detailed
BadassFal (6:08:24 PM): thats for the village?
CieloAzor (6:08:31 PM): Yeah, it should come in handy!
Im Ngamer (6:10:18 PM): I wonder if Neo knows where to find the poo on Facility
Blueline Goddess (6:10:26 PM): in the toilet?
Blueline Goddess (6:10:28 PM): with the water?
CieloAzor (6:10:47 PM): There's some in the petrol in the plane maybe!
CieloAzor (6:10:55 PM): Little poo2O in there
Blueline Goddess (6:11:52 PM): sounds like C3PO's crappy cousin
CieloAzor (6:12:10 PM): There could be poo everywhere!
Im Ngamer (6:12:25 PM): human beings are 15% poo!
COME as u r337 (6:12:46 PM): You guys are so disrespectful.
COME as u r337 (6:12:52 PM): There is no poo in Australia.
COME as u r337 (6:13:05 PM): Well, there is, but it shows up 8 years later than in the rest of the world.
Im Ngamer (6:13:23 PM): there's poo in Australia
Im Ngamer (6:13:27 PM): it just spins the other direction
ID #147
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
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The controller is your weapon, let there be no restrictions on how you wield it.
~ ancient Chinese proverb, tr. Derek Clark
ID #575
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:15 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Nate texts Jimbo almost 100 times a day, is thinking about moving in with him*

GoldenJ007 (9:26:17 PM): Someday stinson will move here
GoldenJ007 (9:26:25 PM): And we will tear this city up
Thiradell (9:26:28 PM): I heard Stinson was happy with his job
GoldenJ007 (9:26:36 PM): He likes his work but hates his life
Infilament (9:26:48 PM): what better way to hate your life more than move in with jimbo
Infilament (9:26:55 PM): *high gives entire chat room*
Thiradell (9:27:00 PM): thank you for the high
GoldenJ007 (9:27:03 PM): Can you grab my cream please
GoldenJ007 (9:27:07 PM): For that BURN
ngameratwork (9:28:02 PM): could cut his phone bill in half by just whispering in your ear all day
Thiradell (9:28:21 PM): lol
BluelineGoddess (9:28:24 PM): dead
BluelineGoddess (9:31:22 PM): that was the mic drop for chat
ID #190
Occurred: Sep 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.938/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:28 PM): I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:30 PM): and got mauled
Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:50 PM): and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:04 PM): a friend of mine remarked:
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:11 PM): "Defences? There's a LION IN THE CAGE!"
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:29 PM): "It doesn't get that much better defended!"
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