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ID #294
Occurred: Apr 04 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:01 PM): my brother has a band
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:04 PM): they make "music"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:23 PM): they want to call their next album "...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..."
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:35 PM): like "Argh", but so long it doesn't fit on the cover
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:44 PM): nobody knows how long it actually is
Stickmansam 1024 (4:29:39 PM): I vote for just calling it "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:10 PM): then maybe the follow up can be "-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:15 PM): then "-gggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
holycatholique (4:30:32 PM): "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
holycatholique (4:30:34 PM): "?"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:31:06 PM): now that's just silly
ID #543
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 2:42 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (12 votes)
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CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned
ID #51
Occurred: Dec 31 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (33 votes)
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ParagonX9 (6:02:37 PM): someone said this was their top choice for method of suicide
ParagonX9 (6:02:42 PM): "I'd inject a lethal amount of heroin into a clown, and then eat him."
ID #180
Occurred: Aug 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.077/4 (26 votes)
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(02:44:49) dragondragon18: i dont eat breakfast
(02:44:54) dragondragon18: however i did this morning
(02:45:01) Stickmansam 1024: so you DO eat breakfast
(02:45:07) Stickmansam 1024: check and MATE!
(02:45:17) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: *checks dayle and mates with her?*
(02:45:21) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: good idea, sam!
(02:49:03) Stickmansam 1024: always remember, check THEN mate
(02:49:12) Stickmansam 1024: the other way around can lead to trouble
(02:49:26) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: if i know jons sex life, it's always a stale mate
(02:50:33) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: jon usually mates with the knight and the bishop
(02:50:42) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: while the king watches
(02:50:53) Stickmansam 1024: PAWNED!
ID #489
Occurred: 14 Jun 2008
Submitted: 15 Jun 2008, 12:55 AM
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Rating: 3.217/4 (23 votes)
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[23:11] DKK5: Now it's time for everyone's favorite
[23:11] DKK5: Preds!
[23:11] boxerorange1337: 63
[23:11] NgamerAtWork: 63
[23:12] NgamerAtWork: who got to 63 first?
[23:12] Infil12: boxer did
[23:12] BluelineGoddess: I have boxer first
[23:12] DKK5: Total votes...
[23:13] DKK5: 63!
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: oh my
[23:13] IVI4RK: jon owned
[23:13] NgamerAtWork: son of a
[23:13] CieloAzor: vondruke
[23:13] Infil12: jon got pwned
[23:13] Neo1337: haha
[23:13] Infil12: that deserves a chat-wide agd, imo
[23:13] Infil12: agd
[23:13] CieloAzor: agd
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: agd
[23:13] DKK5: agd
[23:14] NgamerAtWork: anyways, you guys wouldn't be laughing so hard if you knew I was literally crying right now
[23:14] Neo1337: No
[23:14] Mr Koopa: No Jon
[23:14] Neo1337: We'd be laughing harder !
[23:14] wheatrich: now I'm laughing harder jon
[23:14] BluelineGoddess: I'd be laughing MORE Jon
[23:15] CieloAzor: I'd be laughing so hard that I'd be crying too
[23:15] Neo1337: XFD @ 4 in a row
[23:15] BluelineGoddess: *h5 wheat*
ID #35
Occurred: Jan 10 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.035/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:14:38 AM): nay, I can't talk to Boss because he's blocked
Im Ngamer (1:15:03 AM): I don't think I need to go into why
Im Ngamer (1:17:20 AM): (ask anyways)
YourElitenessPD (1:17:30 AM): Why?
Im Ngamer (1:19:07 AM): he insulted my garden!
YourElitenessPD (1:19:34 AM): Your garden sucks!
Im Ngamer (1:19:48 AM): oh man
Im Ngamer (1:20:10 AM): if this were an IM window, you'd be blocked so fast your head would still be spinning
Im Ngamer (1:20:19 AM): on the CARPET
Im Ngamer (1:20:36 AM): (implying it'd no longer be attached to your neck)
Im Ngamer (1:21:05 AM): (not that you'd be break dancing like a maniac)
ID #375
Occurred: 28 Jul 2006
Submitted: 27 Jul 2006, 8:00 PM
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Rating: 2.552/4 (29 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (00:57:45): I didn't get Depot 26. I was lookin for an excuse to post in the WR topic
BloodE of Sorrow (00:58:47): Ban alec for lying about times and being a total fucking retard and spamming the wr topic
AlecBoy006 (00:59:16): This was the only time I lied about though
BloodE of Sorrow (00:59:28): no excuses
BloodE of Sorrow (00:59:52): you can't lie and be a total stupid cunt at the same time
AlecBoy006 (00:59:59): Yes I can
ID #516
Occurred: 11 Dec 2009
Submitted: 11 Dec 2009, 11:01 PM
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Rating: 3.706/4 (17 votes)
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[21:50] GoldenJ007: Gonna shovel out lambeau tomorrow for mega $$
[21:50] GoldenJ007: Bringing Rachel of course, $$ x2
[21:51] Ngameratwork: $8 an hour is mega bucks?
[21:51] GoldenJ007: cash? tax free?
[21:51] GoldenJ007: It's good money!
[21:51] Ngameratwork: surely it couldn't take more than 4 hours
[21:51] GoldenJ007: Usually 6
[21:51] GoldenJ007: i'd love to shovel for 6
[21:52] CieloAzor: I don't think you could shovel for 2
[21:53] CieloAzor: you'd be out of breath within 5 minutes, tubby
[21:53] GoldenJ007: I'm in fantastic shape!
[21:53] DKK5: Round is, indeed, a fantastic shape
ID #81
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Wouter: Everybody knows I'm a woman.
rpauk: God doesn't yet.
Neo: He does, he's just being polite and doesn't want to say anything.
ID #483
Occurred: 18 Apr 2008
Submitted: 18 Apr 2008, 10:59 PM
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Rating: 2.455/4 (22 votes)
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[21:13] RyanWhiteGoose: I have some weird sharp pain in my anus
[21:13] RyanWhiteGoose: this is bizarre
[21:15] NgamerAtWork: Neo's been telling you to take that stick out for years
[21:15] NgamerAtWork: maybe you should finally listen to him
[21:15] DKK5: Yeah, sounds like an active stick deep in Goose's zone
[21:16] DKK5: You really need better gap control there, Goose
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