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ID #75
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.879/4 (33 votes)
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Iggy: How do you know he sucks dick? Do you stalk him? Go over to his house and watch him? Besides, why do you care if he did suck dick? Does that affect you? The only way it would affect you is if you were gay, and the only reason you would care if he sucked dick is if you were gay. so in other words, all i got out of your post is that you admitted that you are gay.
ID #275
Occurred: Feb 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.036/4 (28 votes)
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Neo26988 (1:34:46 AM): Ok, get this.
Neo26988 (1:34:53 AM): Two 14 year old girls have been charged for murder.
Neo26988 (1:35:08 AM): What stupid 14 year old kills a taxi driver.
Neo26988 (1:35:18 AM): "Oh noes, can't pay the fair! I..umm...*stab stab*"
Im Ngamer (1:36:07 AM): are you sure that's what happened?
Neo26988 (1:36:20 AM): No, I made that bit up.
Neo26988 (1:36:22 AM): But they did kill him.
Im Ngamer (1:38:57 AM): but think about it this way... if they'd gotten away with it, they'd have been geniuses
Neo26988 (1:39:14 AM): They didn't get away with it though, did they Jon?
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): yeah, but if they had... that's $8.42 they just saved right there
Im Ngamer (1:40:58 AM): now, imagine if they could do that with every cab drive
Im Ngamer (1:41:05 AM): and... they take cabs all the time
Neo26988 (1:41:07 AM): $8.42? Taxis cost wayyy more than that over here.
Im Ngamer (1:41:21 AM): well then, it was even better
Im Ngamer (1:41:11 AM): could have saved millions!
Neo26988 (1:41:15 AM): Yeah.
Neo26988 (1:41:17 AM): Except.
Neo26988 (1:41:23 AM): They'd run out of taxi drivers, wouldn't they?
Neo26988 (1:41:37 AM): They'd eventually be an extinct species.
Im Ngamer (1:41:49 AM): well eventually no one would want to drive them, but then the rates would just go up
Im Ngamer (1:41:56 AM): because it would become a high paying job
Im Ngamer (1:42:05 AM): so they'd just be saving even more money
Im Ngamer (1:42:09 AM): with every stabbing
Neo26988 (1:42:18 AM): Well yeah, technically, but.
Neo26988 (1:42:21 AM): THEY'D BE KILLING PEOPLE.
Im Ngamer (1:42:50 AM): well, not for some dumb reason though
Im Ngamer (1:42:53 AM): it's just to save money
Im Ngamer (1:43:01 AM): you have to think like an economist here
Neo26988 (1:43:13 AM): I'd rather rob a bank.
Im Ngamer (1:44:53 AM): dang it Neo
Im Ngamer (1:45:00 AM): you're robbing from your own community!
CieloAzor (1:45:03 AM): I like the way you think, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:12 AM): thanks man
Neo26988 (1:45:25 AM): *sigh* You wouldn't agree with me if your life depended on it, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:34 AM): what? yes I would
ID #385
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 26 Aug 2006, 6:55 PM
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Rating: 2.652/4 (23 votes)
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BadassFal (22:48:59): Tonights KOTH is a...
BadassFal (22:49:13): Elite Summer Contest Trivia!
BadassFal (22:49:42): all answers will need to be sent via IM
BadassFal (22:51:46): I was going to do the copycat koth but there is one flaw
BadassFal (22:52:19): Well i'll leave the decision to you guys
BadassFal (22:52:34): Its either Summer Contest or Copycat!
BloodE of Sorrow (22:52:43): copycat!
BadassFal (22:53:13): ok, i will go with copycat
BadassFal (22:53:59): Basically i am going to type a sentence and you must write it out exactly as i have

*much later*
Im Ngamer (23:23:44): back!
Im Ngamer (23:23:54): alright Euros, let's start this KotH!
durrkmeister (23:23:57): um
durrkmeister (23:23:59): start?
BloodE of Sorrow (23:23:58): its started jon
BloodE of Sorrow (23:24:01): a loooong time ago
Im Ngamer (23:24:02): wha?
Im Ngamer (23:24:05): you didn't wait for me?!
Im Ngamer (23:25:01): who's way out in front? Wabs?
durrkmeister (23:25:06): no
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:06): Me jon
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:08): Me and durk
durrkmeister (23:25:08): me and BloodE
Im Ngamer (23:25:18): Durk knows about the Contests?
Im Ngamer (23:25:22): I don't understand how!
Im Ngamer (23:25:53): are we IMing answers to Fal?
durrkmeister (23:25:55): no
durrkmeister (23:25:56): in chat

BadassFal (23:25:25): #8.
BadassFal (23:25:58): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
durrkmeister (23:25:15): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:15): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
megawabs (23:25:16): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
BadassFal (23:26:23): jon voted "clark" to me
Im Ngamer (23:26:42): hope I was right!
Im Ngamer (23:28:33): I was expecting these questions to be a little harder
Im Ngamer (23:28:44): but I guess that's why everyone is scoring

BadassFal (23:28:50): #9.
BadassFal (23:30:04): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
durrkmeister (23:30:19): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
octoinky (23:30:20): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn
FrenzyFro (23:30:21): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
BadassFal (23:30:31): Im Ngamer (23:30:23): what am I doing?
BadassFal (23:30:43): Im Ngamer (23:30:28): I'm playing Euro KotH!
Im Ngamer (23:30:46): that was an odd "question"
Im Ngamer (23:30:57): I don't quite see the Contest connection

BadassFal (23:33:45): #10.
BadassFal (23:34:30): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
octoinky (23:34:44): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
BloodE of Sorrow (23:34:47): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
TheBigBossman007 (23:34:47): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
BadassFal (23:34:59): Im Ngamer (23:34:46): ok, I will
BadassFal (23:34:59): Im Ngamer (23:34:56): but what's the question?

Im Ngamer (23:38:25): I think I scored on those last 3
BloodE of Sorrow (23:38:32): Jon you're a comedy legend
ID #264
Occurred: Jan 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
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Brian19King (4:15:53 PM): TD CINCY :)
Brian19King (4:16:03 PM): These Bengals came to play baby
Im Ngamer (4:16:06 PM): someone stop these 'gals!
COME as u r337 (4:16:43 PM): You better get out on the field, Jon!
COME as u r337 (4:16:49 PM): We all know gals run away from you!
Im Ngamer (4:24:51 PM): 'tis true Come, I have a powerful effect on gals
Brian19King (4:25:17 PM): similar to the effect that a large rat would have.
ID #13
Occurred: May 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.300/4 (30 votes)
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<Ngamer> time for another op! who will it be this hour?!
* Ngamer sets mode: +o lb_
<Ngamer> we have a winner!
<Ngamer> check in next hour to see who takes 3rd
<cody> the log bot got op'd over me?!
<cody> fuck this
ID #393
Occurred: 17 Oct 2006
Submitted: 14 Oct 2006, 9:42 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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Neo26988 (8:12:44 PM): Here's a myspace bulletin I just got (I know, myspace, ugh)
Neo26988 (8:12:55 PM): Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with "Orgasm".
Im Ngamer (8:17:26 PM): 12 Angry Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:17:38 PM): that might actually be better than the original!
Im Ngamer (8:18:22 PM): Raiders of the Lost Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:18:41 PM): Silent Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:18:50 PM): Schindler's Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:18:51 PM): A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:19:03 PM): An Orgasm To Remember
CieloAzor (8:19:13 PM): Orgasm Wars
Neo26988 (8:19:19 PM): The Passion of the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:19:24 PM): Mr. Smith Goes to Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:19:31 PM): Eyes Wide Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:19:35 PM): Gone In 60 Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:19:49 PM): I prefer Orgasm Wide Open
Im Ngamer (8:20:50 PM): Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:20:59 PM): Orgasm of the Apes
CieloAzor (8:21:22 PM): Orgasm Wood
CieloAzor (8:21:45 PM): Little Miss Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:22:21 PM): Anatomy of An Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:22:29 PM): V For Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:22:48 PM): Sweet Smell of Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:23:11 PM): Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:23:45 PM): The Orgasm Who Shot Liberty Valance
CieloAzor (8:24:12 PM): Rear Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:25:03 PM): Orgasm Me if You Can
Im Ngamer (8:26:21 PM): or Catch Me If You Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:26:30 PM): Joe Versus the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:27:33 PM): An Inconvenient Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:27:56 PM): A Few Good Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:28:39 PM): He Orgasms, She Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:29:59 PM): Surviving the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:31:34 PM): Die Hard: With An Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:34:24 PM): Mighty Morphin' Power Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:34:50 PM): Dead Man Orgasming
CieloAzor (8:34:57 PM): Intolerable Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:35:12 PM): Very Bad Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:35:46 PM): Shall We Orgasm?
CieloAzor (8:36:41 PM): The Orgasms of Extraordinary Gentlemen
ID #552
Occurred: 18 Sep 2011
Submitted: 20 Sep 2011, 8:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (11 votes)
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*Michael Vick turns ball over for third time in ten minutes*
(22:05:51) TopRogue7: what is this i don't even
(22:06:02) Thiradell: Michael "Freehanding" Vick
(22:06:51) Thiradell: so a couple nights ago I was walking across my room, in the dark
(22:07:05) Thiradell: my room isn't quite what you'd call neat and tidy, so it's always an adventure walking across it
(22:07:07) Thiradell: I ventured a little too far to the right
(22:07:08) Infil12: and caught your roommate "freehanding"?
(22:07:22) Thiradell: would've been good, but no
(22:07:34) CieloAzor: it would have?
ID #306
Occurred: Apr 05 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.241/4 (29 votes)
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NathanStinson (22:47:25): nero...on!
NathanStinson (22:47:34): im going to...church!
NathanStinson (22:47:37): will be back later
BloodE of Sorrow (22:47:46): he's burning cds while going to church?
BloodE of Sorrow (22:48:08): its the devils work
CieloAzor (22:48:12): You're stealing WHILE churching?
CieloAzor (22:48:16): That's awful, Nate.
Im Ngamer (22:48:45): you might as well be stealing from church
NathanStinson (22:48:52): not stealing anything
NathanStinson (22:48:54): free music
Im Ngamer (22:49:03): yeah... free to YOU
Im Ngamer (22:49:09): until you're caught
Regular Civilian (22:49:09): You might as well just steal the church itself.
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:29): yeah, steal from the collection plate
BloodE of Sorrow (22:49:35): and don't forget that bread and wine
CieloAzor (22:49:46): Bring me back a bible.
Im Ngamer (22:50:07): bring Blood back an altarboy
BloodE of Sorrow (22:50:17): >_<
ID #126
Occurred: Jul 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.281/4 (32 votes)
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(23:06:41) ShadowZero: can all booted people send me the votes again
(23:06:45) durrkmeister: no
(23:06:45) megawabs: no
(23:06:45) Wouter Jansen: no
(23:06:45) typosaur: no
ID #132
Occurred: Jul 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.259/4 (27 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (12:03:06 AM): Cyberscore PD skin update!
YourElitenessPD (12:03:11 AM): My help button is finished!
NgamerAtWork (12:07:36 AM): this skin shall own all other skins!
NgamerAtWork (12:08:46 AM): as part of the skin, are you able to change layout options? such as, moving Community to the bottom, or whatnot
YourElitenessPD (12:08:57 AM): Yeah, I can change anything
NgamerAtWork (12:10:44 AM): is there any way to change how cyberscore is in the midst of a hopeless proof situation, which will collapse in upon the site whenever it tries to expand?
YourElitenessPD (12:11:06 AM): Umm
YourElitenessPD (12:11:18 AM): Not by skinning, no
YourElitenessPD (12:11:28 AM): Unless I make all the scores the same colour as the background
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