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ID #429
Occurred: 9 Oct 2006
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 1:18 PM
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Rating: 1.625/4 (24 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:20): the 360 graphics in sdtv are still wowzahfying
BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:40): and thats in madden 06!
Im Ngamer (21:31:51): speaking of great graphics, it's off to
Im Ngamer (21:31:52): work!
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:13): took 3 mins to come up with that one
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:18): good job jon
ID #213
Occurred: Oct 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (26 votes)
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Obfuscation314 (8:18:48 PM): That there, that's not me
Stickmansam 1024 (8:18:52 PM): radiohead
COME as u r337 (8:18:52 PM): Radiohead
Stickmansam 1024 (8:18:55 PM): pwned
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:04 PM): that extra shift key cost you, my friend
COME as u r337 (8:19:17 PM): its because you're PAL
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:21 PM): no
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:26 PM): it's because I look down
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:28 PM): at the keyboard
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:31 PM): when I'm typing
ID #506
Occurred: 28 Jun 2009
Submitted: 30 Jun 2009, 2:48 AM
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Rating: 3.550/4 (20 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (2:17:32 AM): Titanic = Infil's penis
GoldenJimbo007 (2:17:55 AM): A lot of similarities
SupaOdin (2:17:55 AM): jimbo is obsessed with it?
Regular Mg (2:18:04 AM): they made a movie about it?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:18:14 AM): it's been sitting idle in a deep dark place for years?
Infil12 (2:18:34 AM): it ran into an iceberg and broke in half?
CieloAzor (2:19:00 AM): lots of people rode on it?
CieloAzor (2:19:03 AM): both men and women?
Infil12 (2:19:09 AM): and children
SupaOdin (2:19:15 AM): oh my
GoldenJimbo007 (2:19:15 AM): and 6 dogs!
GoldenJimbo007 (2:19:27 AM): Three of which survived!
Im Ngamer (2:19:35 AM): there weren't enough rubbers to go around, so only the women and children got them?
Infil12 (2:19:47 AM): the captain went down on the ship?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:20:32 AM): Distress calls were heard and the nearest rescue was hours away?
Infil12 (2:20:35 AM): jim would pay good money to see it?
CieloAzor (2:20:42 AM): thousands of men and women rode it and they all went down on it?
Regular Mg (2:20:56 AM): not all of them
Regular Mg (2:21:08 AM): there were some survivors
GoldenJimbo007 (2:21:17 AM): All of whom are dead now
Im Ngamer (2:24:30 AM): it takes a $500,000 robot to get a piece of the action these days?
CieloAzor (2:24:31 AM): the poopdeck was the last place to get filled?
CieloAzor (2:27:03 AM): it had a memorable cameo in Ghostbusters II?
Infil12 (2:27:56 AM): millions of people paid $10 to spend 3 hours with it?
Infil12 (2:28:18 AM): kate winslet went topless on it?
CieloAzor (2:29:48 AM): it would take a crew of hundreds and a billion dollar budget just to lift it?
Infil12 (2:30:08 AM): it's been submerged in fluids for decades?
Infil12 (2:30:37 AM): its maiden voyage was also its last?
CieloAzor (2:30:48 AM): crabs live on it?
CieloAzor (2:31:56 AM): it's been out of use for so long that it's turning to dust?
Infil12 (2:33:58 AM): people who stowed away on it wished they hadn't?
Infil12 (2:35:46 AM): people spent four days on it before the first sign of trouble?
Infil12 (2:36:30 AM): it spent most of its life erect?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:37:40 AM): It was powered by a triple-screw system?
Infil12 (2:37:59 AM): it was doing fine until it took on a little water?
Regular Mg (2:38:05 AM): It had a capacity of over 1,000 people?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:38:44 AM): It couldn't support itself long when standing at a high angle?
Infil12 (2:39:50 AM): people think they're flying when they ride on the tip of it?
GoldenJimbo007 (2:40:14 AM): It has a popular simulation video made around its maiden voyage?
Infil12 (2:41:34 AM): it was considered indestructible until it ran into something else hard?
Regular Mg (2:42:27 AM): People have spent the past half hour commenting on it in an AIM chatroom?
ID #441
Occurred: 6 Aug 2007
Submitted: 17 Aug 2007, 2:21 AM
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Rating: 3.320/4 (25 votes)
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*Jimbo pulls into a gas station in Ohio, driving Ngamer and wheat*
Jimbo: Whoa, a gallon of Pepsi for 89 cents? I've got to do this!
*gets out of the car, walks into the wrong building*
*stumbles into right building, but is told he has to pick up his Pepsi from the stand outside*
wheat: Okay, this is just getting ridiculous.
*attempts to pay for 89 cent purchase with credit card. credit card machine breaks*
Ngamer: Well, he's done it. This is the new WR for longest Pepsi purchase.
*sits around another 5 minutes before finally paying with a dollar bill*
*FINALLY climbs back into the driver's seat with his Pepsi*
wheat: I guess we at least learned something... how many Jimbos does it take to buy a Pepsi?
Ngamer: Well, we might not know the exact answer, but it's sure as heck more than one.
ID #371
Occurred: 19 Jul 2006
Submitted: 19 Jul 2006, 11:51 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (26 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (08:59:10): My penis is so big, I have to wear long pants everywhere
YourElitenessPD (08:59:19): And even then it pokes out down near my ankles
YourElitenessPD (08:59:32): People screaming and pointing is a common thing for me
MallowsSexCage (09:00:06): my dick is so big that it's got its own dick that's bigger than yours
ID #478
Occurred: 18 Mar 2008
Submitted: 19 Mar 2008, 2:34 AM
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Rating: 2.682/4 (22 votes)
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CieloAzor (8:20:36 PM): oh cool, another chance to use Infil's odds machine
Infil12 (8:20:49 PM): :)
CieloAzor (8:21:09 PM): I might even give him a week of no punches
RyanWhiteGoose (8:20:59 PM): whats the odds machine?
Infil12 (8:21:22 PM): i programmed an odds calculator for QB.
DKK5 (8:21:35 PM): I used the odd machine I found under Infil's bed last night
ID #97
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (03:41:43): Over 1 million people have HIV 8-(
ShadowZeroPD (03:42:23): hm, didn't know din mor had slept with so many
ID #574
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:12 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*while boycotting the NFL over domestic abuse, Alec gets overly excited watching the meaningless final games of the baseball season between a bunch of already eliminated teams*

DrInvertigone (12:29:39 PM): So hard to continue my vegetarian run when I crave a BBQ burger right now, but I must persist.
DKK5 (12:30:15 PM): lol
DrInvertigone (12:43:24 PM): Seriously ready to start crying watching Jeter right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:26 PM): Jeter is at the plate right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:33 PM): I ain't missing this for nothing.
DrInvertigone (1:26:26 PM): Such a special moment.
DrInvertigone (1:26:37 PM): Like I really have tried to hold back tears by watching Jeter today.

DrInvertigone (2:08:42 PM): What an amazing freaking catch by Jorge Soler!
DrInvertigone (2:11:26 PM): Great bunt by Valbuena!

DrInvertigone (2:12:43 PM): Have to stray away from the Cubs game for now. Zimmermann six outs away from no-hitting the Fish.
DrInvertigone (2:23:24 PM): 3 outs away!
DrInvertigone (2:34:29 PM): Can Jordan Zimmermann do it?
DrInvertigone (2:35:32 PM): This is so intense right now.
DrInvertigone (2:35:40 PM): 2-1 count.
DrInvertigone (2:35:48 PM): Zimmermann two outs away from a no-hitter.
isthatagoodt (2:36:14 PM): would you SERIOUSLY waste a strong pitcher to death in a game that means NOTHING
isthatagoodt (2:36:29 PM): in order to send him out for 5 innings of 5 run ball in a playoff loss?
isthatagoodt (2:37:31 PM): and a no hitter against a terrible team on the last day of the season isn't really that impressive
DrInvertigone (2:37:35 PM): ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
DrInvertigone (2:37:37 PM): WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrInvertigone (2:38:14 PM): DID I JUST SEE THAT?????
DrInvertigone (2:38:30 PM): MLB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DrInvertigone (2:43:13 PM): Okay, I need to get up and walk around and calm down. I'm all shaken up from that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:45:53 PM): I'm just mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:45:57 PM): Completely mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:46:06 PM): No way NFL could top something like that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:47:39 PM): I'm in shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:43 PM): Just in legit shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:56 PM): So glad I'm not watching NFL.
DrInvertigone (3:04:12 PM): I need to breathe.
DrInvertigone (3:04:17 PM): I can't do it.
isthatagoodt (3:05:04 PM): if watching a game on TV causes you not to breathe, things are more serious than you know
DrInvertigone (3:05:36 PM): Well, not literally. Just shortness of breath, shock, having a hard time breathing normally right now.
BluelineGoddess (3:05:53 PM): Not really but *description of breathing troubles*
DrInvertigone (3:20:30 PM): Feel like I want to pass out.
DrInvertigone (3:20:40 PM): Just nauseous right now.
ID #535
Occurred: 11 Sep 2010
Submitted: 11 Sep 2010, 2:28 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (14 votes)
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1:00:08 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
alecboy006 (1:00:16 PM): Getting a lap top today
alecboy006 (1:00:24 PM): Min Mor and I are fighting again
Rshepherd1000 (1:00:26 PM): csb
alecboy006 (1:00:34 PM): I overheard her just now "Why didn't I get an abortion?"
Rshepherd1000 (1:00:44 PM): WHAT
alecboy006 (1:01:08 PM): Fucking bitch face I swear
Scott (1:03:12 PM): Was she talking about your siblings?
alecboy006 (1:03:23 PM): I don't have any siblings.
ID #63
Occurred: Jan 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.719/4 (32 votes)
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COME as u r337 (10:10:28 AM): you should've put "making up weaknesses" as a weakness
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:36 AM): well yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:42 AM): that's the perennial favourite
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:47 AM): "name three of your weaknesses"
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:52 AM): "1. filling in forms"
Stickmansam 1024 (10:10:56 AM): "2. ...................."
Stickmansam 1024 (10:11:00 AM): "3. ...................."
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