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ID #427
Occurred: 30 May 2007
Submitted: 30 May 2007, 10:00 AM
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Rating: 1.455/4 (22 votes)
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Moto X Rider3131 (09:52:29): vote in the contest!
COME as u r337 (09:52:34): noted
Moto X Rider3131 (09:52:41): notes are for n00bs
COME as u r337 (09:52:48): like you!
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:12): Funny you said, that. That's nearly exactly what Ngamer said yesterday when I tried to tell him the same thing.
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:20): You sure you're not the same person?
COME as u r337 (09:53:30): He has a smaller wang.
COME as u r337 (09:53:32): And is going bald.
COME as u r337 (09:53:38): Other than that we're about the same
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:48): and you weigh more. :P
Moto X Rider3131 (09:53:58): Ooooooo snap!
COME as u r337 (09:54:35): only in the wang
ID #198
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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KLuminate (19:00:40): some people are offended by any sexual reference or mild cursing
KLuminate (19:00:47): so you cant talk to them
J Eternia F (19:01:09): I'm totally offended by sexual reference
Stickmansam 1024 (19:01:18): Sex!
J Eternia F (19:01:18): but I'll gladly pour tar on your twat
ID #287
Occurred: Mar 18 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:50:09 PM): oh, hello there Dayle
Im Ngamer (1:50:13 PM): didn't see you sneak in
Blueline Goddess (1:50:26 PM): I'm like a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:33 PM): you are a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:52 PM): *crawls into Dayle's foxhole*
COME as u r337 (1:50:54 PM): >.>
Blueline Goddess (1:51:29 PM): o.O
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:29 PM): By the way Jonathanan,I never asked you, which do you prefer...
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:34 PM): Lock Stock... or Snatch?
Im Ngamer (1:52:46 PM): I like them both, but rate Snatch a little higher
COME as u r337 (1:53:13 PM): Are you talking about Dayle's holes too, Jon?
COME as u r337 (1:53:14 PM): O.o
ID #98
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.355/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (8:15:18 PM): hey Shade
Im Ngamer (8:15:24 PM): want to install SC?!
J Eternia F (8:15:34 PM): no
CieloAzor (8:15:44 PM): Want to install CS?
J Eternia F (8:15:52 PM): neither
CieloAzor (8:16:16 PM): Want to install Mario Teaches Typing?
ShadowZeroPD (8:21:32 PM): Wanna install din mor?
katslover42 (8:21:43 PM): That disk aint floppy!
ID #131
Occurred: Jul 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.067/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:17:51 PM): Expert VS marsh
FoodsHoverCage (11:17:56 PM): Ack
FoodsHoverCage (11:18:00 PM): You never give up
Im Ngamer (11:18:30 PM): they don't call me Tenacious J for nothing
Im Ngamer (11:18:45 PM): or at all, for that matter
ID #284
Occurred: Mar 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:02:37 AM): more on this later
*an hour goes by*
holycatholique (2:06:46 AM): hour!
holycatholique (2:06:49 AM): be more funny!
CieloAzor (2:07:45 AM): We can't be funny if we aren't talking.
CieloAzor (2:08:35 AM): Then again, I guess mimes make a living at it.
CieloAzor (2:11:22 AM): Watch my miming skills, wiff.
Im Ngamer (2:11:47 AM): haha! are you in a glass box?
CieloAzor (2:16:27 AM): Whew, done.
CieloAzor (2:16:36 AM): That was the most tiring 5 minutes of miming ever.
CieloAzor (2:16:40 AM): Hope you enjoyed it, wiff.
holycatholique (2:17:56 AM): excellent
CieloAzor (2:17:24 AM): Looks like Jon got a chuckle out of my glass box routine.
CieloAzor (2:18:09 AM): I've been working on it for weeks, so the appreciation is appreciated.
ID #494
Occurred: 15 Oct 2008
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:09 AM
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Rating: 2.316/4 (19 votes)
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*during video game costume KotH*

<Ngamer> (21:56:30) [0:45, 2 points, 2 answers]
Q8. Holy wow, that's an eye-catching pair of.... boots she's sporting. It's pretty shameful to lose to a girl, but if doing so resulted in a victory pose like THIS, I bet it would happen much more often. Can you name this queen of the fighting scene, and what series she comes from?

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/earlyhalloween/529.jpg

<Ngamer> (21:57:17) TIME is up for everyone!
<Ngamer> (21:57:29) this is of course...
<KotHBot> (21:57:32) Correct answer: Cammy from Street Fighter
<KotHBot> (21:57:32) +2 points to Infil

*later on*

<Ngamer> (22:33:21) here's a bonus of Cammy!
<Ngamer> (22:33:24) http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/earlyhalloween/529BONUS.jpg
<Infilament> (22:33:45) now THAT is top tier
<DK> (22:33:47) I wonder if she has Cammy-toe
ID #368
Occurred: 4 Jul 2006
Submitted: 6 Jul 2006, 11:06 PM
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Rating: 2.400/4 (25 votes)
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COME as u r337 (10:41:27): ha, the enron guy died
COME as u r337 (10:41:36): guess he really didnt want to do the time
CieloAzor (10:41:51): Lay?
COME as u r337 (10:42:16): yes
COME as u r337 (10:42:20): related?
CieloAzor (10:42:20): I hope I inherited some.
COME as u r337 (10:42:22): heh
COME as u r337 (10:42:27): wait, he was white
CieloAzor (10:42:36): Dang it.
CieloAzor (10:43:45): At least I still get kickbacks from our potato chip empire.
ID #64
Occurred: May 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.161/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:50:21 PM): Come, did YE tell you the big news?
COME as u r337 (6:50:52 PM): He grew his first pubes?!?
Im Ngamer (6:51:08 PM): nay, maybe next year
ID #556
Occurred: 18 Jan 2012
Submitted: 18 Jan 2012, 10:17 AM
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Rating: 2.091/4 (11 votes)
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beastynetbook (4:05:21 PM): why did goose leave
carathornpd (4:05:34 PM): he had a gf
carathornpd (4:06:04 PM): dont think he does anymore
HistoricToast (4:07:46 PM): infil said they broke up i think
HistoricToast (4:07:51 PM): she broke up w/him i imagine?
carathornpd (4:08:08 PM): kind of
carathornpd (4:08:28 PM): he basically gave her so much attention that she lost interest quickly
carathornpd (4:08:35 PM): a fatal mistake we all make once
carathornpd (4:10:17 PM): yet have to make
carathornpd (4:11:06 PM): too many insults currently going through my mind
carathornpd (4:11:22 PM): bbl when Ive forgotten about them
HistoricToast (4:11:57 PM): i don't think i'm in danger of ever making that mistake etc etc etc
beastynetbook (4:12:09 PM): lool
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