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ID #150
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (28 votes)
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ID #482
Occurred: 7 Apr 2008
Submitted: 7 Apr 2008, 10:05 PM
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Rating: 2.091/4 (22 votes)
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[20:48] octoinky: how is dayle's name pronounced? is it dayle as one syllable, or day-lee?
[20:49] DKK5: Dayle like "stale"?
[20:49] NgamerAtWork: Dayle like nail
[20:50] CieloAzor: Dayle like fail
[20:50] CometSH: Dayle like pale?
[20:50] rshepherd1000: dayle like male?
[20:51] DKK5: Like whale?
ID #443
Occurred: 30 Aug 2007
Submitted: 31 Aug 2007, 4:35 AM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
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rshepherd1000 (5:02:42 PM): Welcome to todays Euro KotH
rshepherd1000 (5:02:58 PM): The subject this evening is Animals!
*later on*
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): Question 3
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): http://rshepherd.googlepages.com/a03gs
rshepherd1000 (5:11:17 PM): Answer: Mosquito, Myggor, Moustique, Muggen
rshepherd1000 (5:12:21 PM): its hard to find a pic of a mosquito where its not sucking someones arm
rshepherd1000 (5:12:31 PM): i have similar probs with pics of jims mor
ID #20
Occurred: Apr 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:39:10 PM): They should make poison fortune cookies..
COME as u r337 (5:39:23 PM): and have the fortune say "You will die in 5...4...3...2...1..."
ID #203
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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Neo26988 (10:48:44 PM): Are you hoping that Sylvia Platt girl fucks up horribly?
Im Ngamer (10:48:51 PM): the poet?
CieloAzor (10:48:56 PM): She's dead.
Im Ngamer (10:49:12 PM): yeah, how could she mess up?
Im Ngamer (10:49:17 PM): stop rotting?
ID #411
Occurred: 25 Jan 2007
Submitted: 26 Jan 2007, 6:00 PM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:42:35 PM): that's a good point, I didn't realize Casino Royale didn't get a nom this year
Im Ngamer (2:42:40 PM): thought it would have got something in Sound
Im Ngamer (2:42:43 PM): maybe Editing
Im Ngamer (2:43:01 PM): they usually throw action movies a bone there
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:13 PM): I nominated din mor for the sex category
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:23 PM): she lost to QBs mor though :(
Im Ngamer (2:44:04 PM): oh Blood, you are a cream-filled delight!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:08 PM): I filled din mor with cream
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:13 PM): man-cream
Im Ngamer (2:47:15 PM): ok, now you've crossed the line
Im Ngamer (2:47:23 PM): ...the line into hilarious!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:33 PM): I crossed din mors line
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:38 PM): her...sexline
(2:48:45 PM) BloodE of Sorrow has left the room.
Im Ngamer (2:49:46 PM): eh... he got a little too highbrow for me there at the end
Im Ngamer (2:50:00 PM): needs to stick to his blue collar material
ID #130
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.714/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:18:33 PM): Ugh. Who farted?
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
ID #372
Occurred: 25 Jul 2006
Submitted: 25 Jul 2006, 4:57 PM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
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(21:41:00) Stickmansam 1024: hmm, cheats which would be useful during sex...
(21:41:03) Stickmansam 1024: All Weapons?
(21:41:05) Stickmansam 1024: All Guns
(21:41:09) Stickmansam 1024: "Gold PP7", hah
(21:41:11) Larkin375: invincible
(21:41:16) Stickmansam 1024: invisible!
(21:41:23) Stickmansam 1024: Turbo Mode
(21:41:38) Stickmansam 1024: Oh oh! "Buddy"
(21:41:59) RyanWhiteGoose: fast animation?
(21:42:04) Stickmansam 1024: slow animation
(21:42:54) Stickmansam 1024: Unlimited ammo
(21:43:14) RyanWhiteGoose: DK mode?
(21:43:20) RyanWhiteGoose: everything is bigger! :)
(21:43:21) Larkin375: uhhh
(21:43:36) Stickmansam 1024: no
(21:43:40) Stickmansam 1024: actually just arms and heads
(21:43:45) Stickmansam 1024: quite unattractive
(21:43:44) Larkin375: and head
(21:43:55) Larkin375: and thighs of course
(21:44:05) RyanWhiteGoose: paintball mode is a must :)
(21:44:13) Stickmansam 1024: hah!
(21:44:20) RyanWhiteGoose: tiny bond?
(21:44:23) Larkin375: no!
(21:44:28) Larkin375: you know what that means!
(21:44:33) Stickmansam 1024: you'll get lost
(21:44:47) Stickmansam 1024: in the "Water Caverns"
(21:44:52) RyanWhiteGoose: hmm
(21:44:58) RyanWhiteGoose: I do think infinate ammo is necessary
(21:45:03) Larkin375: yeah
(21:45:13) Larkin375: you don't wanna shoot out blanks in the middle of the action ;-)
(21:45:40) Stickmansam 1024: infinite ammo no reloads
ID #471
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
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Rating: 3.458/4 (24 votes)
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* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo26988 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo26988 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo26988 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo26988 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo26988 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo26988 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo26988 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
ID #398
Occurred: 24 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:23 PM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:25:43 PM): yeah.. you should definitely just skip school and stay in here all day Paul
COME as u r337 (5:25:53 PM): We'll teach you whats really goin on
COME as u r337 (5:26:18 PM): I'll handle cunnilingus.. Barber gets fellatio.. Biz is the anal expert
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): jon is blowjobs
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): giving
COME as u r337 (5:32:55 PM): not receiving
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:19 PM): there is a $5.00 class fee for bananas
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:34 PM): instructional bananas
COME as u r337 (5:33:37 PM): omg
COME as u r337 (5:33:41 PM): i can just see barber
COME as u r337 (5:33:44 PM): like.. andy dick from oldschool
COME as u r337 (5:33:48 PM): teaching the bj class
COME as u r337 (5:33:49 PM): hahahahah
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:57 PM): lol
BiZiCHYLD (5:34:46 PM): jons credentials are good
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:01 PM): he graduated at the top of his class from BJU
COME as u r337 (5:35:27 PM): graduated Cum Laude
COME as u r337 (5:35:46 PM): the valiDICKtorian
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): omg
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): stop
COME as u r337 (5:36:01 PM): haha
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:01 PM): it's too much
COME as u r337 (5:36:10 PM): the HEAD of the class
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:40 PM): you could say he was the PENIS of the school!
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:47 PM): err, wait
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