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DeathShang: theres loads to see, just having the time to view it all. There is some ugly lasses around mind, but you`ve gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess
CieloAzor: heh
dragondragon18 has entered the room.
NathanStinson: *pulls out sword*
CieloAzor: drag!
CieloAzor: Slay him!
NathanStinson: *slays*
dragondragon18: *dies*
dragondragon18 has left the room.
NathanStinson: *cheers*
NathanStinson: where's the girl now, shang?
CieloAzor: He said you have to slay a few.
NathanStinson: dragondragon
NathanStinson: thats two
CieloAzor: Looks like he was #18.

Im Ngamer (9:59:03 PM): ok, great Jimbo moment I have to share
Im Ngamer (9:59:34 PM):
GoldenJ007 (9:55:54 PM): lol, wtf
GoldenJ007 (9:55:57 PM): Gonna leave me in MN?
Im Ngamer (9:56:13 PM): nay, you'd love living with Boss too much
Im Ngamer (9:56:27 PM): that would be BOSS punishment
Im Ngamer (9:56:40 PM): you'd eat them out of house and home!
GoldenJ007 (9:56:53 PM): wtf
GoldenJ007 (9:56:57 PM): Honestly, I don't eat that much
Im Ngamer (10:00:13 PM): and then I totally just made this next line up
Im Ngamer (10:00:19 PM):
Im Ngamer (9:57:13 PM): didn't you once eat 6 hot dogs at one sitting?
GoldenJ007 (9:57:22 PM): .....I was STARVING then

Im Ngamer (2:04:46 AM): you there! the one with the databases!
YourElitenessPD (2:04:54 AM): .
Im Ngamer (2:15:03 AM): I've got the NSA table ready to roll, but NOW
Im Ngamer (2:15:14 AM): it's just a matter of inputing the "start times"
YourElitenessPD (2:19:30 AM): I haven't done much with timestamp fields
Im Ngamer (2:20:39 AM): yeah, I don't know, just seemed like a decent option
Im Ngamer (2:20:53 AM): let's go with what you're most comfortable with that gets the job done
YourElitenessPD (2:21:04 AM): Alrighty
YourElitenessPD (2:21:16 AM): Make a post in Gen Chat and update every 4 hours
Im Ngamer (2:22:16 AM): dang it YE!
Im Ngamer (2:22:24 AM): this is the Computer Age
YourElitenessPD (2:22:38 AM): That's using a computer...
Im Ngamer (2:22:44 AM): the goal is to let machines do the work FOR us
YourElitenessPD (2:23:19 AM): Yeah, saves you from running over to the ezboard server manually and changing the data on the hard drive with a magnet

CieloAzor (12:33:00 AM): Uh oh, Rent's a long 'un. Better be good.
CieloAzor (2:45:32 AM): k, that wasn't bad
CieloAzor (2:45:41 AM): Musicals are easy to watch.
CieloAzor (2:46:07 AM): But one part gave me an idea...
CieloAzor (2:46:19 AM): If Musical Porno isn't a genre, it should be.
CieloAzor (2:46:57 AM): Surely somebody must have made Breast Side Whorey, or maybe Scats...

RyanWhiteGoose (11:53:58 PM): so Ive been considering joining LL
COME as u r3 7 (11:55:21 PM): you can't just JOIN LL, Goose.
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:27 PM): I mean Lava Life
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:31 PM): not Lue Links
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:34 PM): Im not some sort of loser lol

(01:56:52) The Ad Killer: why did he leave me alive? perhaps someday we'll find out.
(01:56:54) The Ad Killer: but not today.
(01:56:57) Obfuscation No2: More importantly, why are you talking to yourself?
(01:57:04) The Ad Killer: I'm talking to you.
(01:57:05) TheFederalPolice entered the room.
(01:57:06) TheFederalPolice: *shoots Ad Killer*
(01:57:08) TheFederalPolice left the room.
(01:57:12) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ouch!
(01:57:18) The Ad Killer: hey!
(01:57:21) Neo1337: Fly by shooting!
(01:57:49) The Ad Killer: *dies*
(01:58:00) The Ad Killer: my only regret...
(01:58:03) The Ad Killer: ...is that...
(01:58:06) The Ad Killer: ...I got shot...
(01:58:09) The Ad Killer left the room.

(11:42:03) DarkOttoPD has entered the room.
RedBullPD (11:42:11): we have a d
RedBullPD (11:42:14): we have an a
RedBullPD (11:42:16): we have a r
(11:42:20) DarkOttoPD has left the room.
RedBullPD (11:42:27): we dont have anything anymore

Im Ngamer (1:14:38 AM): nay, I can't talk to Boss because he's blocked
Im Ngamer (1:15:03 AM): I don't think I need to go into why
Im Ngamer (1:17:20 AM): (ask anyways)
YourElitenessPD (1:17:30 AM): Why?
Im Ngamer (1:19:07 AM): he insulted my garden!
YourElitenessPD (1:19:34 AM): Your garden sucks!
Im Ngamer (1:19:48 AM): oh man
Im Ngamer (1:20:10 AM): if this were an IM window, you'd be blocked so fast your head would still be spinning
Im Ngamer (1:20:19 AM): on the CARPET
Im Ngamer (1:20:36 AM): (implying it'd no longer be attached to your neck)
Im Ngamer (1:21:05 AM): (not that you'd be break dancing like a maniac)

You're right on, Karl! Well, except for one thing. Marshmallow is a girl.
~ Ngamer, old GameFAQs topic

[08:24] ImNgamer: so your Dad had kids when he was... 41?
[08:24] ImNgamer: twins, as it were
[08:24] Neo1337: 39.
[08:24] Neo1337: Which is nothing special.
[08:25] Neo1337: Wait, 38.
[08:25] Neo1337: Twins are turning 13.
[08:25] ImNgamer: awww, how adorable!
[08:26] ImNgamer: make sure you tell them how adorable they are, Neo
[08:26] ImNgamer: wait, I can
[08:26] ImNgamer: next time you're asleep
[08:26] Neo1337: *chuckles* Yeah, but not tonight.
[08:26] failurewarningV1: twins going through puberty...............leave while you still can
[08:26] Neo1337: Hah, it's terrible FW.
[08:26] Neo1337: Absolutely terrible.
[08:27] ImNgamer: Neo will be able to give them some excellent advice though!
[08:27] ImNgamer: ...once he gets there himself