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ID #426
Occurred: 18 May 2007
Submitted: 18 May 2007, 11:03 AM
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Rating: 2.870/4 (23 votes)
YourElitenessPD (10:29:43): Hmm, I don't have the opening "You have joined chatroom "theelite"." line
COME as u r337 (10:30:01): nobody does, YE
COME as u r337 (10:30:07): its not giving entrance messages either
COME as u r337 (10:30:17): so people can enter and you wont know unless you notice them on the side
YourElitenessPD (10:30:27): Mad
YourElitenessPD (10:30:43): What about leaving?
COME as u r337 (10:31:04): thats still working fine
YourElitenessPD (10:31:12): *leaves a million times in a row*
COME as u r337 (10:34:15): Just once is fine with me.
CieloAzor (10:34:37): Zing!
ID #404
Occurred: 12 Dec 2006
Submitted: 12 Dec 2006, 12:02 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
Neo26988 (12:30:50 AM): Jon, you've had Zelda for... how long now?
Neo26988 (12:30:56 AM): Just under 4 weeks.
Neo26988 (12:31:01 AM): And you haven't started.
Im Ngamer (12:31:43 AM): I did too start!
Im Ngamer (12:31:53 AM): I even had to go and find a knife
Im Ngamer (12:31:59 AM): to get through the packaging
Im Ngamer (12:32:04 AM): so I'm pretty far along
ID #537
Occurred: 24 Sep 2010
Submitted: 24 Sep 2010, 6:27 PM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (14 votes)
[talking about a KOTH AlecBoy006 wanted to run...]

isthatagoodt (13:38:49): Well his original idea was the worst thing I've ever seen
isthatagoodt (13:39:08): I keep trying to turn it in a better direction, and he's slowly making progress
isthatagoodt (13:39:18): But I don't think he's able to make "neat" clues on his own
Im Ngamer (13:42:00): paste in his #1 question and answer, everyone will get a kick out of it
isthatagoodt (13:42:23): The one you saw the other day/
isthatagoodt (13:43:06): Okay
isthatagoodt (13:43:09): The topic is
isthatagoodt (13:43:20): "There's something wrong with this question. Fix it"
isthatagoodt (13:44:06): alecboy006: If I may just run my idea first. I am working on it now. It's 25 questions. Each one has a statement, the objective is to correct the statement. You receive a point for righting the wrong. One of them, however, is exactly correct, so if you can successfully say the statement is correct, you receive two points
tiltingtrumpets (13:44:20): kill me now
BluelineGoddess (13:44:29): lol
isthatagoodt (13:44:40): alecboy006: #1 Terrorism was first coined in England's reign of terror from 1789-1799
isthatagoodt (13:44:46): Tell me when you're ready for the answer!
tiltingtrumpets (13:44:51): lol
Rshepherd1000 (13:44:52): that is correct
isthatagoodt (13:44:54): Answer: France
tiltingtrumpets (13:45:00): ?
BluelineGoddess (13:45:01): wait what
isthatagoodt (13:45:07): #2 Deng Xiaoping is he only person to win TIME's Man/Person of the year award three times.
BluelineGoddess (13:45:07): what is this I don't even
isthatagoodt (13:45:16): Answer: FDR
isthatagoodt (13:45:23): #3 Charles Darwin is known of the founder of Sociology.
tiltingtrumpets (13:45:32): these questions are stupid
isthatagoodt (13:45:32): Answer: August Comte
isthatagoodt (13:45:34): Cmon you guys!
isthatagoodt (13:45:39): #4 Cows have an amazing five stomachs
isthatagoodt (13:45:46): Answer: Only four
BluelineGoddess (13:45:49): this is one where no one would get points and it wouldn't just be trolling
isthatagoodt (13:45:52): #5 OJ Simpson, though a murderer, has the single season rushing recorcd of 2,105 yards.
Rshepherd1000 (13:46:00): FALSE
BluelineGoddess (13:46:05): he was acquitted of murder
tiltingtrumpets (13:46:05): HES NOT A MURDERER LOL
isthatagoodt (13:46:07): That's the wrong number of yards you guys
isthatagoodt (13:46:08): Answer: Used to belong to OJ, but Eric Dickerson now holds this honor.
isthatagoodt (13:46:22): Those were the original 5 sample questions he gave me :-)
holycatholique (13:46:25): eric dickerson murdered someone?
isthatagoodt (13:46:28): He had 20 written and ready to run
Rshepherd1000 (13:46:31): a solid group
isthatagoodt (13:46:59): Then he came back the next day
isthatagoodt (13:47:08): After I had given him an idea for a neat version of this KotH
isthatagoodt (13:47:18): 1:34:06 PM alecboy006: Ok1:34:35 PM alecboy006: For people, a person is given in a statement, but it's the wrong person. You have to tell me which person goes there instead of the person in the statement.1:34:48 PM alecboy006: Sample question: Ted Koppel was the only American journalist to see the tearing down of the Berlin Wall in person.
isthatagoodt (13:47:29): Answer: Tom Brokaw
isthatagoodt (13:47:37): 1:36:02 PM alecboy006: Sample Question: Jamestown, VA was the capital of the Confederate States of America
BluelineGoddess (13:47:41): who the fuck would know this shit
isthatagoodt (13:47:42): 1:38:00 PM alecboy006: Sample question: Jimmy Stewart was known for several movies, including It's a Wonderful Life and Mr. Brown Goes to Washington.
BluelineGoddess (13:47:43): seriously
isthatagoodt (13:47:46): 1:41:07 PM alecboy006: Sample question: In the PS2 game 007: Agent Under Fire, Pierce Brosnan provides the voice of James Bond (It's not letting me bold what needs to be corrected. When I highlight it, it bolds the whole thing)
Rshepherd1000 (13:48:10): smith
isthatagoodt (13:48:12): And these were....no better!
tiltingtrumpets (13:48:44): why is he being allowed to host another one
isthatagoodt (13:48:47): Basically, what I tried to get him to do was make each "wrong part" a cryptic (simple) clue to the answer
isthatagoodt (13:48:59): He didn't understand it, apparently
isthatagoodt (13:49:08): Unless Ted Koppel is a code word for Tom Brokaw
BluelineGoddess (13:49:17): they are both journalists
BluelineGoddess (13:49:19): and men
isthatagoodt (13:49:25): And that's where the clues stop
BluelineGoddess (13:50:06): like the music fill-in he did a couple weeks ago - the questions were horrible (most didn't even have any type of hint) and then the letters he gave in the answers didn't mean shit
isthatagoodt (13:50:14): Yeah
tiltingtrumpets (14:19:53): even googling it would be impossible
BluelineGoddess (14:21:54): since we're not even sure what part he wants us to correct
isthatagoodt (14:22:14): Right
isthatagoodt (14:22:19): I told him to bold the part that needs fixing
newershadow (14:22:19): google the phrases ldo
isthatagoodt (14:22:23): He's like "oh well that's obvious"
isthatagoodt (14:22:26): :S
tiltingtrumpets (14:22:27): that wouldn't work
isthatagoodt (14:22:32): There are about 10 things you could choose to fix in those
BluelineGoddess (14:22:43): exactly
isthatagoodt (14:22:55): I basically broke down every Q at him and showed him how horrible they were
isthatagoodt (14:23:00): He thought they were absolutely great
BluelineGoddess (14:24:07): he would
isthatagoodt (14:24:30): He was pretty shocked that there were people who didn't want him to host
ID #205
Occurred: Sep 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
Blueline Goddess (18:00:08): the-elite.net - because you can't masturbate ALL the time
ID #489
Occurred: 14 Jun 2008
Submitted: 15 Jun 2008, 12:55 AM
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Rating: 3.217/4 (23 votes)
[23:11] DKK5: Now it's time for everyone's favorite
[23:11] DKK5: Preds!
[23:11] boxerorange1337: 63
[23:11] NgamerAtWork: 63
[23:12] NgamerAtWork: who got to 63 first?
[23:12] Infil12: boxer did
[23:12] BluelineGoddess: I have boxer first
[23:12] DKK5: Total votes...
[23:13] DKK5: 63!
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: oh my
[23:13] IVI4RK: jon owned
[23:13] NgamerAtWork: son of a
[23:13] CieloAzor: vondruke
[23:13] Infil12: jon got pwned
[23:13] Neo26988: haha
[23:13] Infil12: that deserves a chat-wide agd, imo
[23:13] Infil12: agd
[23:13] CieloAzor: agd
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: agd
[23:13] DKK5: agd
[23:14] NgamerAtWork: anyways, you guys wouldn't be laughing so hard if you knew I was literally crying right now
[23:14] Neo26988: No
[23:14] Mr Koopa: No Jon
[23:14] Neo26988: We'd be laughing harder !
[23:14] wheatrich: now I'm laughing harder jon
[23:14] BluelineGoddess: I'd be laughing MORE Jon
[23:15] CieloAzor: I'd be laughing so hard that I'd be crying too
[23:15] Neo26988: XFD @ 4 in a row
[23:15] BluelineGoddess: *h5 wheat*
ID #344
Occurred: 5 Jun 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (27 votes)
Im Ngamer (1:39:45 PM): sad news, Elite!
Im Ngamer (1:39:53 PM): the PS3 is broken and crappy!
Im Ngamer (1:39:56 PM): source: http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=32171
Im Ngamer (1:42:27 PM): To make matters worse, you have an arrogant set of execs telling us that twice the price is worth it for half the power, a year late.
CieloAzor (1:43:07 PM): A "steak in the heart"?
Regular Civilian (1:44:07 PM): Isn't that how you kill vegetarian vampires?
ID #412
Occurred: 6 Feb 2007
Submitted: 6 Feb 2007, 6:32 PM
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Rating: 1.240/4 (25 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (9:54:50 PM): QBs jealous of my new computer
CieloAzor (9:57:29 PM): I'm jealous of your style, Blood.
Im Ngamer (10:11:50 PM): I'm jealous of his mad skeeels
ID #495
Occurred: 28 Dec 2008
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:09 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (19 votes)
[23:46] GoldenJimbo007: Wondering if I should go shovel out Lambeau Field tomorrow
[23:46] GoldenJimbo007: $8/hr
[23:47] GoldenJimbo007: Gotta be there at 8 AM though bah
[23:47] GoldenJimbo007: Jon you should drive up here and shovel lambeau, make some money, and borrow me MKWii
[00:08] NgamerAtWork: nay, I like the idea of you getting Kart at the theater more
[00:08] GoldenJimbo007: I don't!
[00:09] NgamerAtWork: too bad, we have a date!
[00:10] BluelineGoddess: who's buying the popcorn?
[00:11] GoldenJimbo007: Obv Jon
[00:13] NgamerAtWork: well I'll get some if Jim wants, but I'll get it for free
[00:16] BluelineGoddess: we should take bets on who does the yawn-stretch thing first
[00:17] wheatrich: man even I can't keep the frown through dayle's comments
[00:17] BluelineGoddess: sorry for ruining your bad mood, wheatie
[00:18] wheatrich: I know I hate you for it
ID #227
Occurred: Nov 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.655/4 (29 votes)
Cyber1166 (8:19:06 PM): that was the slowest 10 yard run I've ever seen
failurewarningV1 (8:19:46 PM): you haven't seen wheat when hes surrounded by food though jon
COME as u r337 (8:20:10 PM): It's hard to "surround" wheat
COME as u r337 (8:20:17 PM): and he's never far from food
Cyber1166 (8:21:25 PM): that's because even when things aren't technically food, he makes them food
Cyber1166 (8:22:07 PM): grass, tires, schoolgirls...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:22:08 PM): a diabolical strategy
failurewarningV1 (8:22:33 PM): sounds like the start to a good film jon, i'd watch
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:41 PM): sounds like the entirety of a very bad film
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:55 PM): "The Man Who Ate Everything"
Cyber1166 (8:23:50 PM): "Run, don't walk! From... the wheat!"
Cyber1166 (8:24:01 PM): "...on second thought, you can just walk."
COME as u r337 (8:24:04 PM): You mean..
COME as u r337 (8:24:18 PM): "The Man Who Ate Ever"
COME as u r337 (8:24:23 PM): With a bite mark at the side of the r
ID #148
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (28 votes)
Do not eat your controller. I can't stress this one enough.
~ Derek Clark, Game Rage part 4
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