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ID #552
Occurred: 18 Sep 2011
Submitted: 20 Sep 2011, 8:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (11 votes)
*Michael Vick turns ball over for third time in ten minutes*
(22:05:51) TopRogue7: what is this i don't even
(22:06:02) Thiradell: Michael "Freehanding" Vick
(22:06:51) Thiradell: so a couple nights ago I was walking across my room, in the dark
(22:07:05) Thiradell: my room isn't quite what you'd call neat and tidy, so it's always an adventure walking across it
(22:07:07) Thiradell: I ventured a little too far to the right
(22:07:08) Infil12: and caught your roommate "freehanding"?
(22:07:22) Thiradell: would've been good, but no
(22:07:34) CieloAzor: it would have?
ID #370
Occurred: 8 Jul 2006
Submitted: 8 Jul 2006, 11:16 AM
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Rating: 1.560/4 (25 votes)
AlecBoy006 (16:06:55): Ive streamed a few videos. They only show about 2 or 3 seconds before it starts to buffer again. Same with alot of music
BloodE of Sorrow (16:07:11): yeah thats because video streams are for broadband
AlecBoy006 (16:07:24): Why though?
J Eternia F (16:07:46): data transfer
YourElitenessPD (16:08:04): It's like trying to fit my cock in din mor's pussy
AlecBoy006 (16:08:23): ^^ HEY HEY
CieloAzor (16:08:28): Are you saying your cock is oddly shaped?
YourElitenessPD (16:08:35): ...maybe
YourElitenessPD (16:10:15): *silence*
BloodE of Sorrow (16:10:44): YE is trying to garner votes by appealing to the chat with his din mor quips
YourElitenessPD (16:10:59): Din mor said that last night
YourElitenessPD (16:11:11): Din mor!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:11:12): thats a pretty odd thing for her the say
YourElitenessPD (16:11:14): Din mor din mor din mor
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:21): :-D
YourElitenessPD (16:11:38): Dinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmor
YourElitenessPD (16:11:41): :):):):):)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:44): whoa
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:50): just voted YE!
ID #373
Occurred: 26 Jul 2006
Submitted: 26 Jul 2006, 10:33 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
COME as u r337 (22:27:58): board top updated
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:02): will those stats be posted anywhere?
COME as u r337 (22:29:10): in that topic!
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:36): you could do interesting distinctions
RyanWhiteGoose (22:29:39): like uncircumsized player with most WRs
RyanWhiteGoose (22:30:01): well, who knows about boss or YE
RyanWhiteGoose (22:30:07): think they'll post there?
Im Ngamer (22:31:29): Boss doesn't need to post ther-
Im Ngamer (22:33:30 PM): nevermind
RyanWhiteGoose (22:33:50 PM): we'll ask karl about YE then
Regular Civilian (22:34:03 PM): and the rest of Australia for that matter
ID #240
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.758/4 (33 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:07 PM): It's like you see all these adverts for toilet roll
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:20 PM): and they have all these fluffy animals and things and skirt around the real issue
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:40 PM): going to the loo is so romanticised in Hollywood
Im Ngamer (4:22:38 PM): yeah, I was thinking about that the other day
Im Ngamer (4:23:21 PM): took a look at my toilet paper and noticed that there were flowers pressed into it
Im Ngamer (4:23:32 PM): a flower design isn't so bad for TP I suppose
Im Ngamer (4:23:39 PM): but there were also hearts
Im Ngamer (4:23:48 PM): hearts! what am I supposed to make of that?
Im Ngamer (4:24:06 PM): does my toilet paper love me? if so, I regret what I did with it about 2 minutes later
ID #546
Occurred: 10 Jan 2011
Submitted: 10 Jan 2011, 7:33 PM
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Rating: 1.500/4 (12 votes)
Visitors from another forum are in chat commenting on Alec's new live broadcasts:

HistoricToast (6:16:26 PM): i hope his mom comes in
Thiradelletje (6:16:27 PM): lol
Thiradelletje (6:16:30 PM): "I doubt it"
Perkisabeast34 (6:16:37 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:16:58 PM): his mom has come in on both of his shows before
Thiradelletje (6:17:07 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:17:14 PM): it's so awkward to hear him talk to her
PR0NK48 (6:17:17 PM): he refers to her as mother
PR0NK48 (6:17:28 PM): and she'll hand him pudding or something and he's just liek "thank you, thank you, good bye"
ID #229
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.393/4 (28 votes)
Blueline Goddess (10:55:19 PM): I know when BOC played SNL last year, Will came out with a cowbell.
CieloAzor (10:55:33 PM): Hey, that was the only prescription.
CieloAzor (10:55:37 PM): He did what he had to do.
Im Ngamer (10:55:53 PM): did Walken host that show as well?
CieloAzor (10:55:55 PM): Yeah.
CieloAzor (10:55:59 PM): He's the one who had a fever.
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:05 PM): Was he wearing gold plated diapers?
Im Ngamer (10:56:20 PM): what does that even mean?
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:46 PM): Don't question Bruce Dickenson!
ID #68
Occurred: Jun 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (32 votes)
GregWollIsMyDad: Dad, guess what????
GoldenGreg007: what?
GregWollIsMyDad: ..........YOUR STUCK WITH IT!
GregWollIsMyDad: BOOYA!!!!
GoldenGreg007: SCORE ONE FOR THE RON MAN!!!!
GoldenGreg007: *gives son a hug*
GregWollIsMyDad has left the room.
GoldenGreg007: what a bastard
BigBosshardt007: was that really your son? thats immoral, you should be ashamed
GoldenGreg007: :-( yes
GoldenGreg007: i don't remember creating him
GoldenGreg007: but i do get phone calls daily about it
GoldenGreg007: so i figure it must have happened
BigBosshardt007: you must be joking!
ID #309
Occurred: Apr 06 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.815/4 (27 votes)
Im Ngamer (9:14:52 PM): RIP one Mod
CieloAzor (9:18:49 PM): How dare you remove Ax!
RyanWhiteGoose (9:19:12 PM): hey man
RyanWhiteGoose (9:19:14 PM): things happen
CieloAzor (9:22:42 PM): I'm gonna protest this...somehow.
CieloAzor (9:22:58 PM): Some kind of boycott is in order.
Im Ngamer (9:24:19 PM): you could stop eating goose
CieloAzor (9:25:25 PM): Sounds like a plan.
CieloAzor (9:27:28 PM): It's gonna be tough to give up goose cold turkey like this.
CieloAzor (9:27:59 PM): But I'm pretty sure this plan will set Axel's reinstatement in motion.
holycatholique (10:15:03 PM): I'd prefer no mod position
holycatholique (10:15:09 PM): until Alex is offered one
CieloAzor (10:17:37 PM): He means Axel.
CieloAzor (10:17:48 PM): wiff is protesting with me
CieloAzor (10:19:02 PM): All you have to do is promise not to eat any goose, wiff.
CieloAzor (10:19:07 PM): Not until Axel is reinstated.
CieloAzor (10:19:20 PM): We're on a goose hunger strike.
holycatholique (10:19:31 PM): alright
holycatholique (10:19:38 PM): but don't call me the fart of Gandhi
CieloAzor (10:19:49 PM): I promise I won't.
CieloAzor (10:20:04 PM): I don't even know what that would mean.
Im Ngamer (10:24:10 PM): careful QB!
Im Ngamer (10:24:20 PM): oh, thought you were about to call wiff a Gandhi fart
CieloAzor (10:24:31 PM): I was thinking about it.
CieloAzor (10:24:39 PM): But I try to keep my promises.
ID #203
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
Neo26988 (10:48:44 PM): Are you hoping that Sylvia Platt girl fucks up horribly?
Im Ngamer (10:48:51 PM): the poet?
CieloAzor (10:48:56 PM): She's dead.
Im Ngamer (10:49:12 PM): yeah, how could she mess up?
Im Ngamer (10:49:17 PM): stop rotting?
ID #354
Occurred: 14 Jun 2006
Submitted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:45 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
(12:58:39 PM) Toryeeyore has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (12:58:45 PM): morning Thor
Toryeeyore (12:59:19 PM): hiya sweetie
BadassFal (12:59:27 PM): someone talking in here?
NathanStinson (1:00:00 PM): who is thor?
Im Ngamer (1:00:06 PM): Fal's old girlfriend
*10 minutes of Fal/Thor arguing later*
Toryeeyore (1:09:21 PM): he caNt take me back
BadassFal (1:09:27 PM): :-\
NathanStinson (1:09:23 PM): ?
NathanStinson (1:09:27 PM): are you a gril?
Im Ngamer (1:09:31 PM): Nate, don't even try
CieloAzor (1:09:33 PM): heh
Im Ngamer (1:09:35 PM): just stay out
CieloAzor (1:09:38 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (1:10:38 PM): now just watch, Thor will cook a steak on her forehead and Nate will look like a genius
CieloAzor (1:10:48 PM): hahahahaha
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