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ID #8
Occurred: Mar 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.515/4 (33 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:41:52 PM): Fac!
Washed Up Gamer (5:41:54 PM): 59
GoldenJimbo007 (5:41:55 PM): 49
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:09 PM): ?
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:16 PM): I have 49 in my taped run I put online too
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:23 PM): you really got 49?
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:27 PM): ....Yes
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:35 PM): i'm speechless
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:32 PM): Not the first time
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:37 PM): On an Agent r un
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:43 PM): shut up on the bragging for one @#%$ second
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:45 PM): and let me compliment you
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:47 PM): hesitantly
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:48 PM): jesus christ
ID #203
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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Neo26988 (10:48:44 PM): Are you hoping that Sylvia Platt girl fucks up horribly?
Im Ngamer (10:48:51 PM): the poet?
CieloAzor (10:48:56 PM): She's dead.
Im Ngamer (10:49:12 PM): yeah, how could she mess up?
Im Ngamer (10:49:17 PM): stop rotting?
ID #589
Occurred: 15 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:17 PM
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Rating: 2.833/4 (6 votes)
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(21:33:44) DrInvertigone: Why have I been having so many nightmares in recent memory?
(21:34:03) GoldenJimbo007: Do any of them involve me hanging up the cleats in GE
(21:35:20) DrInvertigone: I had one last night - The U.S. placed more sanctions on Iran. As a result, the Muslims tried smuggling drugs back to their countries. I was walking to my Grandma's house and there were police and search dogs to sniff for drugs. Despite not having any drugs, the dog bit my bottom and latch onto it with his teeth while I was walking. He wouldn't let go. So instead of walking, the dog's bite forced me to leap like an astronaut to her house.
(22:30:34) ngonhislaptop: so you jumped a mile and ended up at the destination you wanted safe and sound, doesn't seem like such a bad nightmare to me
(22:31:13) DrInvertigone: No, Jon. A dog was biting me in the behind the entire time. His teeth were latched on, forcing me to travel in an abnormal way.
(22:33:53) DrInvertigone: Another nightmare was about Mace. The dream involved another secret character not in the game - Althorithm (Like Algorithm, but Althorithm was his name) He was like another Asmodeous and unbeatable. So I remember asking how to beat Althorithm on the internet. The key is not to call Althorithm by his name but to refer to this character as "He Who Shall Not Be Named"
(22:38:23) ngonhislaptop: so the nightmare was that you got stuck in a video game and had to google for help
ID #392
Occurred: 12 Oct 2006
Submitted: 12 Oct 2006, 4:30 PM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (21:16:56): what's that book you want Sam to read Come?
COME as u r337 (21:17:42): "The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence" by Ray Kurzweil
COME as u r337 (21:17:44): Why?
(21:23:26) The Illu has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (21:23:54): because I'm stopping at the library before work
The Illu (21:24:11): I see
Im Ngamer (21:24:51): Illu, shut your face!
The Illu (21:25:21): I see
The Illu (21:25:41): shit man!
The Illu (21:25:43): ok ok ok
ID #554
Occurred: 4 Dec 2011
Submitted: 5 Dec 2011, 10:57 PM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:41 PM): I won a few spelling bees in my time
wheatrich (8:36:04 PM): Jim was also the only participant
CieloAzor (8:36:20 PM): I was thinking he competed with his family
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): 3rd/4th/5th grade bees obv
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:36 PM): I choked 8th grade
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:39 PM): on DESPAIR of all words
Infil12 (8:37:06 PM): how deliciously ironic
wheatrich (8:37:07 PM): despear DUH
CieloAzor (8:37:30 PM): despare
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:30 PM): .... Despair?
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:33 PM): Despare
Infil12 (8:37:38 PM): lol
Infil12 (8:37:43 PM): way to confuse him d00ds
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:48 PM): f4gs
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:52 PM): I'm not in the right mind
Infil12 (8:38:18 PM): i could sure go for an eclair right now
ID #411
Occurred: 25 Jan 2007
Submitted: 26 Jan 2007, 6:00 PM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:42:35 PM): that's a good point, I didn't realize Casino Royale didn't get a nom this year
Im Ngamer (2:42:40 PM): thought it would have got something in Sound
Im Ngamer (2:42:43 PM): maybe Editing
Im Ngamer (2:43:01 PM): they usually throw action movies a bone there
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:13 PM): I nominated din mor for the sex category
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:23 PM): she lost to QBs mor though :(
Im Ngamer (2:44:04 PM): oh Blood, you are a cream-filled delight!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:08 PM): I filled din mor with cream
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:13 PM): man-cream
Im Ngamer (2:47:15 PM): ok, now you've crossed the line
Im Ngamer (2:47:23 PM): ...the line into hilarious!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:33 PM): I crossed din mors line
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:38 PM): her...sexline
(2:48:45 PM) BloodE of Sorrow has left the room.
Im Ngamer (2:49:46 PM): eh... he got a little too highbrow for me there at the end
Im Ngamer (2:50:00 PM): needs to stick to his blue collar material
ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
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NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #113
Occurred: Jun 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.161/4 (31 votes)
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spedparade1 (10:40:13 PM): that pic doesnt look anything like ye's current one
spedparade1 (10:40:23 PM): i mean, looks like a different guy
J Eternia F (10:40:26 PM): older
Im Ngamer (10:40:34 PM): YE's been working out
Im Ngamer (10:40:37 PM): as you can probably tell
Im Ngamer (10:40:41 PM): getting ripped
COME as u r337 (10:40:43 PM): he does controller lifts?
COME as u r337 (10:40:48 PM): 10 sets of 20
spedparade1 (10:40:56 PM): C-button push ups
COME as u r337 (10:41:01 PM): twice a week he picks up the WHOLE 64!
spedparade1 (10:41:07 PM): bench presses PD
Im Ngamer (10:41:05 PM): if I could describe YE in one word, it would be:
Im Ngamer (10:41:09 PM): sculpted
ID #587
Occurred: 15 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:09 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (6 votes)
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*Alec watches two hours of soap operas every afternoon*

(21:09:47) DrInvertigone has entered the room
(21:09:54) DrInvertigone: This Bachelor finale has been underwhelming.
(21:10:56) ngonhislaptop: well if General Hospital and The Bachelor don't meet your standards today at least you can still watch your True Blood DVDs later
(21:11:09) DrInvertigone: GH was great today.
(21:12:02) DrInvertigone: I know the main storyline now is the Sonny custody battle.
(21:12:16) DrInvertigone: I was waiting for Michael to change Avery's last name to Quartermaine.
(21:12:36) DrInvertigone: But decided he would call her AJ instead. Brilliant way to get back at Sonny to end today's episode.
(21:12:55) ngonhislaptop: quite the cunning fox, that one
(21:14:12) DrInvertigone: I do wonder if there's a way to cure Ava's cancer. I don't really care for the Spinelli/Nathan/Maxie love triangle. Franco and Nina continue to win me over. I know I'd like to see more. Hopefully they can reveal soon that Jake is Jason.
(21:14:33) DrInvertigone: Nothing worse than dragging out a long, dramatic storyline and making it underwhelming.
(21:15:00) DrInvertigone: The whole Luke storyline if he was being impersonated turned out to be Luke just going crazy. Didn't care for that.
(21:15:48) ngonhislaptop: wait, Jake is Jason? are you 100% on that, I could have sworn...
(21:15:57) DrInvertigone: Yes, Jake is Jason.
(21:16:03) DrInvertigone: Helena even told Jake he was Jason.
(21:16:08) DrInvertigone: But Jake couldn't remember who he was.
(21:16:20) DrInvertigone: And now Nick knows Jake is Jason but hasn't told Sam.
(21:17:23) Thiradell: pretty unfair to Sam
(21:17:58) Infil1212: yeah, sam's getting the raw deal here
(21:18:08) DrInvertigone: Well, Tyler, Jason and Sam are married and do have a kid together. Sam has visited Jake in the hospital with neither one of them knowing who Jake really is.
ID #184
Occurred: Nov 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.042/4 (24 votes)
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Neo26988 (9:16:27 PM): Two 3 and outs.
Im Ngamer (9:17:02 PM): oh, great punt! that's a momentum-changer
Neo26988 (9:17:09 PM): ...?
Neo26988 (9:17:15 PM): It was 49 yards then returned for 13, how is that great.
Im Ngamer (9:17:39 PM): sure shut the crowd up, I'll say that much!
Rshepherd1000 (9:18:23 PM): you tell em jon
Im Ngamer (9:18:31 PM): always do!
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