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ID #532
Occurred: 26 Aug 2010
Submitted: 26 Aug 2010, 6:46 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (14 votes)
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HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:28): my first date was walking around for 30 minutes not saying anything back in grade 8
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:37): she broke up with me the next day
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:42): not much has changed
COME as u r337 (16:44:52): you're still trying to date 8th graders?
ID #470
Occurred: 21 Feb 2008
Submitted: 21 Feb 2008, 1:24 PM
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Rating: 0.546/4 (22 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:04 PM): the cut on my penis is healing well
i3 37 obo t (1:23:22 PM): hope it gets infected
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:31 PM): knock on wood!
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:36 PM): *knocks on my penis*
ID #499
Occurred: 12 Feb 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 1.650/4 (20 votes)
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11:26:14 PM *** CieloAzor has joined the chat.
11:26:54 PM SupaOdin: well look what the cat dragged in
11:27:00 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Haha it's Queer Blazer
11:27:50 PM CieloAzor: my blazer is quite stylish, thank you very much
11:28:30 PM IsThatAGoodThing: If you are wearing a blazer right now
11:28:34 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Put on a pair of mittens
11:28:40 PM dkk5: It's not a jacket, it's a duster
11:28:46 PM IsThatAGoodThing: (Then you'll be wearing the same outfit as me!)
11:28:57 PM CieloAzor: what an odd pairing
11:29:20 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Yeah, I am willing to bet it has NEVER been done in the history of The-Elite
11:29:30 PM IsThatAGoodThing: Two people sitting at their computer wearing a blazer and mittens
11:29:34 PM IsThatAGoodThing: And typing back and forth
11:29:35 PM CieloAzor: lol
11:29:58 PM CieloAzor: I'm not sure I own mittens
ID #414
Occurred: 26 Feb 2007
Submitted: 25 Feb 2007, 7:38 PM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (24 votes)
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(12:18:23 AM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
AlecBoy006 (12:18:33 AM): Ok, I'm calling out Ngamer.
AlecBoy006 (12:19:05 AM): Ok, Jon. What are you hiding?
Im Ngamer (12:19:27 AM): my secret life as a "rapper"?
Infil12 (12:19:46 AM): ... that explains a lot.
Infil12 (12:19:58 AM): including your many "raps".
Im Ngamer (12:20:06 AM): yes, those especially
ID #20
Occurred: Apr 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:39:10 PM): They should make poison fortune cookies..
COME as u r337 (5:39:23 PM): and have the fortune say "You will die in 5...4...3...2...1..."
ID #128
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.621/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (4:05:11 AM): I usually last long enough
octoinky (4:05:12 AM): ;-)
ShadowZeroPD (4:05:18 AM): din mor said otherwise last night
octoinky (4:05:46 AM): ;-)
octoinky (4:05:55 AM): eh personal WR (worst record) is 15 seconds
octoinky (4:05:58 AM): i was like wtf??!
CieloAzor (4:06:04 AM): What the?
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:08 AM): lol
octoinky (4:06:09 AM): i have no idea
CieloAzor (4:06:16 AM): Unlucky.
CieloAzor (4:06:24 AM): That was just a bad run.
octoinky (4:06:30 AM): well, she doesn't care, it wasn't really awkward
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:32 AM): you probly need a better strat
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:53 AM): several vids on the net
ID #84
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.069/4 (29 votes)
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Look at me! I'm a gay bricklayer! Oh no, someone's dying over there! I'll go lay bricks all over them, thus making me important! I know a the cure for aids; laying bricks, of course! Geeze, if I didn't exist, the world would be NOTHING!
~ Tyler Probert
ID #227
Occurred: Nov 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.655/4 (29 votes)
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Cyber1166 (8:19:06 PM): that was the slowest 10 yard run I've ever seen
failurewarningV1 (8:19:46 PM): you haven't seen wheat when hes surrounded by food though jon
COME as u r337 (8:20:10 PM): It's hard to "surround" wheat
COME as u r337 (8:20:17 PM): and he's never far from food
Cyber1166 (8:21:25 PM): that's because even when things aren't technically food, he makes them food
Cyber1166 (8:22:07 PM): grass, tires, schoolgirls...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:22:08 PM): a diabolical strategy
failurewarningV1 (8:22:33 PM): sounds like the start to a good film jon, i'd watch
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:41 PM): sounds like the entirety of a very bad film
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:55 PM): "The Man Who Ate Everything"
Cyber1166 (8:23:50 PM): "Run, don't walk! From... the wheat!"
Cyber1166 (8:24:01 PM): "...on second thought, you can just walk."
COME as u r337 (8:24:04 PM): You mean..
COME as u r337 (8:24:18 PM): "The Man Who Ate Ever"
COME as u r337 (8:24:23 PM): With a bite mark at the side of the r
ID #212
Occurred: Aug 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.222/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (4:39:38 AM): http://www.mastersgames.com/images/skittles/skittles-mat.jpg
CieloAzor (4:39:43 AM): http://www.karem.com/images/smokeb.jpg
Im Ngamer (10:21:37 AM): there are 11 though!
Im Ngamer (10:21:41 AM): but ok, noted
CieloAzor (10:22:29 AM): Hmm...finding a pic of exactly 10 hams was tough.
Im Ngamer (10:22:45 AM): understandable
CieloAzor (10:22:47 AM): I think it depends on what you're counting there.
CieloAzor (10:23:05 AM): Did you count the plate of ham sandwiches?
Im Ngamer (10:23:18 AM): the smallest one looks like it could be three small hams in one
CieloAzor (10:23:21 AM): Or the bag of smaller ham chunks?
Im Ngamer (10:23:30 AM): yes, there are several ways to tally these hams
ID #189
Occurred: 13 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
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Neo1337 (12:49:57 AM): Here comes Jon.
Im Ngamer (12:50:04 AM): ta da!
Neo1337 (12:50:08 AM): God I'm good.
YourGirlChica (12:50:16 AM): its like magic neo
CieloAzor (12:50:30 AM): But you didn't see me coming!
YourGirlChica (12:50:54 AM): I saw you coming Cielo.
CieloAzor (12:51:20 AM): Eek, you saw that?
CieloAzor (12:51:32 AM): I thought I had the drapes closed!
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