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ID #105
Occurred: 1 Feb 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.857/4 (35 votes)
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Ngamer and Sam discuss their favorite cartoon, Rejected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

2/1/2005
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:45 AM): the spoon bit, and the "SILLY HATS ONLY" bit, just cracked me up
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:50 AM): the rest was strange
Im Ngamer (9:48:31 AM): and now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples! *loud drone*
Stickmansam 1024 (9:49:00 AM): yeha
...
Im Ngamer (9:58:09 AM): (not really, I was quoting the cartoon)
Im Ngamer (9:58:21 AM): oh wait
Im Ngamer (9:58:23 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stickmansam 1024 (9:58:33 AM): wrong box, eh
Im Ngamer (9:58:40 AM): no!
Im Ngamer (9:58:49 AM): dang it Sam, you close windows too soon
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:58 AM): oh
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:10 AM): well the angry tics thing was from the cartoon, I know
Im Ngamer (10:00:20 AM): yeah, not real life
Im Ngamer (10:00:25 AM): just a cartoon

2/2/2005
Im Ngamer (9:59:04 AM): wait... or IS it?
Im Ngamer (9:59:07 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 AM): *chases small children*
Stickmansam 1024 (10:06:22 AM): what?
Im Ngamer (1:52:54 PM): pfft... don't tell me you close an IM window after only 2 days
Stickmansam 1024 (1:53:06 PM): indeed

2/10/2005
Im Ngamer (7:42:42 PM): or AM I?
Im Ngamer (7:42:49 PM): *chases children*
Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:51 PM): or AM I what?
Im Ngamer (7:42:57 PM): DANG IT Sam
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:04 PM): are you responding to a two-week-old conversation again?
Im Ngamer (7:43:08 PM): you close your IM boxes after just a week and a half?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:14 PM): YES

6/20/2005
Im Ngamer (5:00:04 PM): or AM I? *BUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Im Ngamer (5:00:13 PM): *children running everywhere*
Stickmansam 1024 (5:01:30 PM): dude, it's like somebody puts you in cryo for one month in every two
Im Ngamer (5:01:44 PM): yes... something like that
Im Ngamer (5:01:51 PM): anyways, someday we'll finish that convo
Stickmansam 1024 (5:02:00 PM): quite frankly I doubt it
ID #38
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.594/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (9:17:58 PM): Jon!
YourElitenessPD (9:17:58 PM): Help me!
YourElitenessPD (9:18:05 PM): Which one should I choose?
MiG144MFI (9:18:11 PM): Jon, what happened to that chatroom points?
Im Ngamer (9:18:32 PM): still going Trent!
Im Ngamer (9:18:38 PM): do something cool and earn one!
YourElitenessPD (9:18:34 PM): Hah, everyone goes crazy when Jon comes back
YourElitenessPD (9:18:43 PM): OMG JON! Pick me! Pick me!
Im Ngamer (9:18:44 PM): they OUGHT to
Im Ngamer (9:18:57 PM): one at a time, kiddies!
Im Ngamer (9:19:06 PM): now, line up and you can all sit on my lap
Stickmansam 1024 (9:19:36 PM): wait a second, that beard is fake
Stickmansam 1024 (9:19:40 PM): you're not Santa
Im Ngamer (9:19:47 PM): hey!
katslover42 (9:19:44 PM): And your pants are wet...
katslover42 (9:19:51 PM): As are mine...
i337o (9:19:51 PM): and something is digging into my leg
Im Ngamer (9:19:52 PM): stop observing things!
ID #599
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 2:37 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (2 votes)
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(9:33:55 PM) GoldenJ007: I've come to an absolutely horrible revelation about my relationship with Rachel
(9:34:12 PM) Im Ngamer: it's going to last another year?
ID #229
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.393/4 (28 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (10:55:19 PM): I know when BOC played SNL last year, Will came out with a cowbell.
CieloAzor (10:55:33 PM): Hey, that was the only prescription.
CieloAzor (10:55:37 PM): He did what he had to do.
Im Ngamer (10:55:53 PM): did Walken host that show as well?
CieloAzor (10:55:55 PM): Yeah.
CieloAzor (10:55:59 PM): He's the one who had a fever.
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:05 PM): Was he wearing gold plated diapers?
Im Ngamer (10:56:20 PM): what does that even mean?
MotoXRider3131 (10:56:46 PM): Don't question Bruce Dickenson!
ID #589
Occurred: 15 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:17 PM
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Rating: 2.833/4 (6 votes)
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(21:33:44) DrInvertigone: Why have I been having so many nightmares in recent memory?
(21:34:03) GoldenJ007: Do any of them involve me hanging up the cleats in GE
(21:35:20) DrInvertigone: I had one last night - The U.S. placed more sanctions on Iran. As a result, the Muslims tried smuggling drugs back to their countries. I was walking to my Grandma's house and there were police and search dogs to sniff for drugs. Despite not having any drugs, the dog bit my bottom and latch onto it with his teeth while I was walking. He wouldn't let go. So instead of walking, the dog's bite forced me to leap like an astronaut to her house.
(22:30:34) ngonhislaptop: so you jumped a mile and ended up at the destination you wanted safe and sound, doesn't seem like such a bad nightmare to me
(22:31:13) DrInvertigone: No, Jon. A dog was biting me in the behind the entire time. His teeth were latched on, forcing me to travel in an abnormal way.
(22:33:53) DrInvertigone: Another nightmare was about Mace. The dream involved another secret character not in the game - Althorithm (Like Algorithm, but Althorithm was his name) He was like another Asmodeous and unbeatable. So I remember asking how to beat Althorithm on the internet. The key is not to call Althorithm by his name but to refer to this character as "He Who Shall Not Be Named"
(22:38:23) ngonhislaptop: so the nightmare was that you got stuck in a video game and had to google for help
ID #246
Occurred: Dec 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.645/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:09:35 PM): oh really Q? what are you, 5'11 and 167?
(20:22:56) CieloAzor: Wow Jon.
(20:23:00) CieloAzor: You pretty much nailed it.
(20:31:15) Im Ngamer: I think you'll find that there's very little I don't pretty much nail
(20:31:39) Im Ngamer: it's been said that I'll nail anything with a pulse
ID #183
Occurred: Sep 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.680/4 (25 votes)
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The Illu: the whole worlds a stage and we're merely players right?
JamesBond315xxx: The Matrix!
JamesBond315xxx: So what, the world is stage one, what's stage two?
The Illu: the whole world's a stage and we're merely players?
JamesBond315xxx: Wow, a lot of people are stuck on level one
ID #84
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.069/4 (29 votes)
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Look at me! I'm a gay bricklayer! Oh no, someone's dying over there! I'll go lay bricks all over them, thus making me important! I know a the cure for aids; laying bricks, of course! Geeze, if I didn't exist, the world would be NOTHING!
~ Tyler Probert
ID #39
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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katslover42 (9:32:40 PM): Take a bow.
katslover42 (9:32:43 PM): And shoot me with it.
COME as u r337 (9:32:47 PM): Jon, you take a bow.
COME as u r337 (9:32:58 PM): I'll continue standing, behind you.. naked
ID #98
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.323/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (8:15:18 PM): hey Shade
Im Ngamer (8:15:24 PM): want to install SC?!
J Eternia F (8:15:34 PM): no
CieloAzor (8:15:44 PM): Want to install CS?
J Eternia F (8:15:52 PM): neither
CieloAzor (8:16:16 PM): Want to install Mario Teaches Typing?
ShadowZeroPD (8:21:32 PM): Wanna install din mor?
katslover42 (8:21:43 PM): That disk aint floppy!
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