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ID #303
Occurred: Apr 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.346/4 (26 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (3:30:00 PM): karl of sc!
Regular Civilian (3:30:17 PM): I'm just like Karl
Regular Civilian (3:30:23 PM): except not as good
BloodE of Sorrow (3:30:33 PM): and less foul mouthed
Regular Civilian (3:30:46 PM): yeah, that too
Regular Civilian (3:31:01 PM): and I don't suck Matt Cook's cock
ID #222
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.033/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:17 PM): this lie detector is out of control.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:42:22 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:16 PM): This sentence is false!
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:43:29 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:08 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:13 PM): hey, he's right.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:47 PM): okay, I'm gonna have to ask it to be quiet now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:44:53 PM): False!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:08 PM): no really, I want it to shut up.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:12 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:17 PM): getting angry now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:24 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:35 PM): all right, that's it...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:46:20 PM): THE NEXT RESPONSE FROM THE LIE DETECTOR WILL BE "FALSE".
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:46:42 PM): *explodes*
(7:46:43 PM) li3 d3t3ct0r has left the room.
ID #491
Occurred: 26 Jul 2008
Submitted: 28 Jul 2008, 12:57 AM
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Rating: 2.048/4 (21 votes)
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COME as u r3 7 (7:45:47 PM): speaking of blowjobs
COME as u r3 7 (7:45:51 PM): back to bed with dayle!
DKK5 (7:46:12 PM): You watch your mouth
COME as u r3 7 (7:46:20 PM): i'll be watching her mouth!
ID #14
Occurred: May 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.484/4 (31 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:12:38 AM): Girls are still making me throw up.
CieloAzor (12:12:40 AM): It's not cool.
dragondragon18 (12:12:51 AM): dont be like stan
CieloAzor (12:13:06 AM): I'm being SUCH a Stan.
CieloAzor (12:13:41 AM): Except I run to the bathroom and do it discreetly.
CieloAzor (12:14:23 AM): I don't even want a girl right now.
Im Ngamer (12:19:07 AM): that's still happening, QB? scary
CieloAzor (12:19:18 AM): Yeah, twice yesterday.
Im Ngamer (12:19:30 AM): idea!
Im Ngamer (12:19:43 AM): watch It's Pat, and see what happens
ID #169
Occurred: Aug 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.346/4 (26 votes)
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COME as u r337 (9:59:54 AM): Oooh
COME as u r337 (9:59:55 AM): Jon!
COME as u r337 (9:59:59 AM): i have something to tell you
COME as u r337 (10:00:02 AM): have bryan look away
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:13 AM): Bryan will brb
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:25 AM): ok, he's left now
COME as u r337 (10:00:28 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:30 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:31 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:32 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:38 AM): Okay, that's it.
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:50 AM): like a shot to the chest, that is
ID #58
Occurred: 14 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:42:25 PM): whoa, a girl is 42nd
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:46 PM): how sad that such a comment must be preceded by a "whoa"
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:49 PM): but true
Im Ngamer (11:42:51 PM): that's like a new female record
Im Ngamer (11:42:57 PM): for anything
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:58 PM): she'll be 280th by next week
Was He DUpgamer (11:43:04 PM): bcs of those emotions
Neo1337 (11:43:46 PM): she'll have PMS then have like....really bad game-rage
Neo1337 (11:44:02 PM): I think that's why girls shouldn't compete for times
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:11 PM): quite a mature stance
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:15 PM): i think they need to make more babies
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:16 PM): and less PRs
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:28 PM): if i may be sincere
ID #556
Occurred: 18 Jan 2012
Submitted: 18 Jan 2012, 10:17 AM
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Rating: 2.091/4 (11 votes)
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beastynetbook (4:05:21 PM): why did goose leave
carathornpd (4:05:34 PM): he had a gf
carathornpd (4:06:04 PM): dont think he does anymore
HistoricToast (4:07:46 PM): infil said they broke up i think
HistoricToast (4:07:51 PM): she broke up w/him i imagine?
carathornpd (4:08:08 PM): kind of
carathornpd (4:08:28 PM): he basically gave her so much attention that she lost interest quickly
carathornpd (4:08:35 PM): a fatal mistake we all make once
carathornpd (4:10:17 PM): yet have to make
carathornpd (4:11:06 PM): too many insults currently going through my mind
carathornpd (4:11:22 PM): bbl when Ive forgotten about them
HistoricToast (4:11:57 PM): i don't think i'm in danger of ever making that mistake etc etc etc
beastynetbook (4:12:09 PM): lool
ID #478
Occurred: 18 Mar 2008
Submitted: 19 Mar 2008, 2:34 AM
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Rating: 2.682/4 (22 votes)
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CieloAzor (8:20:36 PM): oh cool, another chance to use Infil's odds machine
Infil12 (8:20:49 PM): :)
CieloAzor (8:21:09 PM): I might even give him a week of no punches
RyanWhiteGoose (8:20:59 PM): whats the odds machine?
Infil12 (8:21:22 PM): i programmed an odds calculator for QB.
DKK5 (8:21:35 PM): I used the odd machine I found under Infil's bed last night
ID #294
Occurred: Apr 04 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:01 PM): my brother has a band
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:04 PM): they make "music"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:23 PM): they want to call their next album "...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..."
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:35 PM): like "Argh", but so long it doesn't fit on the cover
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:44 PM): nobody knows how long it actually is
Stickmansam 1024 (4:29:39 PM): I vote for just calling it "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:10 PM): then maybe the follow up can be "-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:15 PM): then "-gggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
holycatholique (4:30:32 PM): "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
holycatholique (4:30:34 PM): "?"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:31:06 PM): now that's just silly
ID #103
Occurred: Jun 07 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.514/4 (37 votes)
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TheBigBossman007 (1:07:41 AM): probably why I jerk so much
TheBigBossman007 (1:07:47 AM): don't think it loses much
TheBigBossman007 (1:07:58 AM): I remember just jerking constantly on Streets and getting 115 or 116
TheBigBossman007 (1:08:13 AM): I jerk more now than I ever did
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