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ID #24
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.806/4 (36 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:04:13 AM): By the way, I AM dead, I just haven't stopped moving yet
ID #422
Occurred: 5 Apr 2007
Submitted: 11 Apr 2007, 9:59 PM
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Rating: 2.696/4 (23 votes)
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HistoricToast (3:07:52 AM): theres not a music video for i'm not sick but I'm not well on youtube other than anime!
octoinky (3:08:40 AM): by lit?
HistoricToast (3:08:43 AM): no octo, by Harvey Danger
octoinky (3:08:52 AM): cant help you there! though i think i saw it on MTV like 5 yrs ago ;-)
HistoricToast (3:08:58 AM): funny guy
HistoricToast (3:09:42 AM): Also, all mtv shows is cribs and pimp my ride.
octoinky (3:09:50 AM): MTV sucks so bad
HistoricToast (3:09:55 AM): it's like
HistoricToast (3:09:58 AM): YO YO YO MUSIC TV
HistoricToast (3:10:01 AM): BUT FIRST
HistoricToast (3:10:10 AM): LETS PUT A BOWLING ALLEY IN THIS GUYS STEERING WHEEL
ID #87
Occurred: 1 Jan 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.191/4 (42 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (10:48:38 PM): Hold 'em is cool when you bet that the worst hand out of 5 people has to hug this retard at school.
COME as u r337 (10:49:13 PM): so who ended up hugging you?
ID #451
Occurred: 28 Nov 2007
Submitted: 29 Nov 2007, 3:31 AM
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Rating: 2.040/4 (25 votes)
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Neo1337 (6:07:50 PM): Golden Compass soon
Neo1337 (6:07:58 PM): Fucking TV News spoiled the last book for me
Neo1337 (6:08:00 PM): Cunts.
Neo1337 (6:08:47 PM): They're like
Neo1337 (6:09:01 PM): "The movie is causing controversy among Christan groups because *******"
Neo1337 (6:09:02 PM): I'm like
Neo1337 (6:09:06 PM): 'WTF? I didn't want to know that."
rshepherd1000 (6:09:34 PM): could be worse
Neo1337 (6:09:41 PM): How so
rshepherd1000 (6:09:42 PM): you could name your teddy bear mohammed
Neo1337 (6:09:48 PM): Why would I do that
rshepherd1000 (6:09:59 PM): have you not heard about that
rshepherd1000 (6:10:33 PM): some british schoolteacher in sudan
rshepherd1000 (6:10:45 PM): classmates name their class teddy bear mohammed
rshepherd1000 (6:10:56 PM): teacher obv facing prison now for blasphemy
CieloAzor (6:11:33 PM): argh, I hope they hang that motherfucker!
CieloAzor (6:11:40 PM): so pissed!
Im Ngamer (6:12:32 PM): that's almost as offensive as when they named a Mexican Jesus
ID #223
Occurred: 23 Oct 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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i perkedyourmum: maths degree = no poon
i perkedyourmum: fukin hell, imagine a maths/IT double degree
Neo1337: Hey, that was one of my preferences!
i perkedyourmum: LMFAO
Neo1337: Shut up!
Neo1337: I'm going to have to decline it now.
i perkedyourmum: y dont u just buy a can of poon repellant
Neo1337: Because my face and personality have it covered!
ID #188
Occurred: Sep 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (21:37:25): 100 pizzas can keep a person occupied for days.
COME as u r337 (21:37:39): or keep wheat occupied for halftime
ID #11
Occurred: 14 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:59:03 PM): ok, great Jimbo moment I have to share
Im Ngamer (9:59:34 PM):
GoldenJ007 (9:55:54 PM): lol, wtf
GoldenJ007 (9:55:57 PM): Gonna leave me in MN?
Im Ngamer (9:56:13 PM): nay, you'd love living with Boss too much
Im Ngamer (9:56:27 PM): that would be BOSS punishment
Im Ngamer (9:56:40 PM): you'd eat them out of house and home!
GoldenJ007 (9:56:53 PM): wtf
GoldenJ007 (9:56:57 PM): Honestly, I don't eat that much
Im Ngamer (10:00:13 PM): and then I totally just made this next line up
Im Ngamer (10:00:19 PM):
Im Ngamer (9:57:13 PM): didn't you once eat 6 hot dogs at one sitting?
GoldenJ007 (9:57:22 PM): .....I was STARVING then
ID #303
Occurred: Apr 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.346/4 (26 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (3:30:00 PM): karl of sc!
Regular Civilian (3:30:17 PM): I'm just like Karl
Regular Civilian (3:30:23 PM): except not as good
BloodE of Sorrow (3:30:33 PM): and less foul mouthed
Regular Civilian (3:30:46 PM): yeah, that too
Regular Civilian (3:31:01 PM): and I don't suck Matt Cook's cock
ID #407
Occurred: 29 Dec 2006
Submitted: 30 Dec 2006, 3:12 AM
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Rating: 2.680/4 (25 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (11:24:33 PM): I want a series of PHP t-shirts
YourElitenessPD (11:24:45 PM): They can say things like....
YourElitenessPD (11:24:55 PM): array_diff_uassoc -- Computes the difference of arrays with additional index check which is performed by a user supplied callback function
YourElitenessPD (11:26:43 PM): Wouldn't that be cool?
Rshepherd1000 (11:26:57 PM): incredibly
Neo1337 (11:27:13 PM): Oh you are NEVER getting laid.
ID #62
Occurred: Jan 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.833/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:01:07 AM): YE, when you were at Karl's house
Im Ngamer (11:01:12 AM): who had the lighter skin?
YourElitenessPD (11:01:19 AM): Oooh
YourElitenessPD (11:01:24 AM): I didn't really look
COME as u r337 (11:01:25 AM): They couldn't tell Jon, they lived with blankets over the windows.
COME as u r337 (11:01:31 AM): The only light was from the TV and computer
COME as u r337 (11:01:42 AM): and the LED on the front of the 64
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