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ID #552
Occurred: 18 Sep 2011
Submitted: 20 Sep 2011, 8:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (11 votes)
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*Michael Vick turns ball over for third time in ten minutes*
(22:05:51) TopRogue7: what is this i don't even
(22:06:02) Thiradell: Michael "Freehanding" Vick
(22:06:51) Thiradell: so a couple nights ago I was walking across my room, in the dark
(22:07:05) Thiradell: my room isn't quite what you'd call neat and tidy, so it's always an adventure walking across it
(22:07:07) Thiradell: I ventured a little too far to the right
(22:07:08) Infil12: and caught your roommate "freehanding"?
(22:07:22) Thiradell: would've been good, but no
(22:07:34) CieloAzor: it would have?
ID #596
Occurred: 13 Oct 2016
Submitted: 13 Oct 2016, 1:42 PM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (4 votes)
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*Eva's first words*

(10:13:15 AM) isthatagoodyouse entered the room.
(12:38:30 PM) TopRogue7: 3.
(12:38:32 PM) TopRogue7: 3333..................
(12:38:36 PM) TopRogue7: .33
(12:38:55 PM) IsThatAGoodT: 3.3333.33, the number of times I blink daily
(12:40:20 PM) TopRogue7: Oops, sorry everybody -- Bryan's wife here. Parenting fail. Disregard.
ID #509
Occurred: 22 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 3:14 AM
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Rating: 2.706/4 (17 votes)
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GoldenJ007: My penis, nicknamed Cockus Titanicus, set sail inside din mor yesterday!
Regular Mg: and it sank pretty quickly
ID #559
Occurred: 1 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:38 AM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(23:05:49) Infil12: kinda feel a bit like playing Balderdash tonight
(23:06:40) venisonvixen: Jim and I can do that
(23:06:54) Infil12: i'm scared to think of all that you and jimbo can do :-(
(23:07:07) alecboy006: You mean like, them and doing a certain c word?
(23:07:08) Infil12: lol
(23:07:21) isthatagoodlinux: chinups?
(23:07:30) Infil12: chess?
(23:07:38) isthatagoodlinux: cleaning?
(23:07:39) GoldenJ007: cello?
(23:07:41) DKK5: certain?
(23:08:03) venisonvixen: cooking?
(23:10:09) isthatagoodlinux: cunnilingus?
(23:11:59) GoldenJ007: Try having a nose like mine and doing cullinginus
(23:12:01) GoldenJ007: p impossible
(23:12:05) venisonvixen: :(
(23:12:08) Thiradell: uuuuuuuuuuugh
(23:12:09) Ngameratwork: SON OF A
(23:12:32) Ngameratwork: requesting a one week Chat ban for Jim
(23:12:32) alecboy006: What is that?
(23:12:42) TopRogue7: you're right jim, you should stick to fellatio
ID #467
Occurred: 2 Feb 2008
Submitted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (22 votes)
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octoinky (11:55:22 PM): i learned a TON of cool shit in biopsychology though
octoinky (11:55:26 PM): coolest class ive taken probably
octoinky (11:55:54 PM): pretty much all the fun shit ive told you about, goose, has been from that class
octoinky (11:55:57 PM): phantom limbs etc
octoinky (11:56:18 PM): then we learned literally what happens in the brain to make all that shit happen
RyanWhiteGoose (11:56:51 PM): wow
RyanWhiteGoose (11:56:52 PM): thats insane
Im Ngamer (11:57:04 PM): rumor has it Goose has 4 to 5 phantom inches
ID #517
Occurred: 13 Sep 2009
Submitted: 10 Jan 2010, 2:31 AM
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Rating: 1.625/4 (16 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:17 PM): Scott
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:23 PM): can you please send me a rest tent and/or a well?
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:30 PM): preferably both
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:33 PM): I need to own 2 building
isthatagoodt (4:19:46 PM): No thanks
isthatagoodt (4:19:50 PM): Just buy your own imo
isthatagoodt (4:19:59 PM): But you shouldn't even be worrying about that right now
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:01 PM): DUDE JUST SEND ME ONE
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:01 PM): FUCK
isthatagoodt (4:20:02 PM): Until you're well on your feet
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:04 PM): DUDE
isthatagoodt (4:20:07 PM): You should be following what I told you
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:07 PM): I NEED A RIBBON
isthatagoodt (4:20:10 PM): And maximizing profits
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:12 PM): FOR OWNING 2 BUILDINDS
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:14 PM): YES IM DOING THAT
isthatagoodt (4:20:16 PM): Instead of dicking around with ribbons right now
isthatagoodt (4:20:22 PM): No, you're focused way too much on ribbons
isthatagoodt (4:20:32 PM): You can mess around with that shit once you have a 20x20 farm
isthatagoodt (4:20:39 PM): They'll be much easier then
isthatagoodt (4:20:47 PM): Want 50 tents then? You have enough cash to do it
isthatagoodt (4:20:55 PM): Want 250 hay bales? 5 mins ure done
isthatagoodt (4:21:01 PM): But when you're still starting
isthatagoodt (4:21:04 PM): It's pointless
isthatagoodt (4:21:10 PM): Going after those ribbons now is counterproductive
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:30 PM): FUCK YOU SCOTT
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:35 PM): HOW IS IT COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:43 PM): WHEN MY ENTIRE FIELD IS RASPBERRIES AT 4%?
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:48 PM): I HAVE FUCKING 2 HOURS TO WAIT YOU FUCKING NUTCASE
isthatagoodt (4:22:14 PM): Beg all you want, I'm not sending you anything
isthatagoodt (4:22:22 PM): Mainly because I've used all my requests with that application for the day
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:30 PM): you're a fucking homosexual
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:37 PM): you will NEVER INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO A VAGINA
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:45 PM): maybe if you send me a REST TENT on FARMVILLE I CAN HELP YOU
rshepherd1000 (4:22:59 PM): this argument is hilarious on about 20 different levels
isthatagoodt (4:23:03 PM): I won't?
isthatagoodt (4:23:09 PM): Last I checked I was the one with a girlfriend
isthatagoodt (4:23:18 PM): And you were the one wearing around kiddie band T-shirts to high schools
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:18 PM): because I gave you all the advice you used
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:25 PM): JONAS BROTHERS ARE NOT A KIDDIE BAND
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:37 PM): you know you only have Sophia because of the things I told you to do
isthatagoodt (4:23:47 PM): Opposite
isthatagoodt (4:23:55 PM): I only have her because I did the OPPOSITE of what you told me to do
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:07 PM): fine, but if it weren't for me you wouldn't have her
Infil12 (4:24:31 PM): goose is asking if it's okay for him to spend a night or two with her every month
Infil12 (4:24:35 PM): help a brotha out
isthatagoodt (4:24:43 PM): Lol
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:45 PM): no I don't want Sophia
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:48 PM): I WANT A REST TENT
rshepherd1000 (4:24:58 PM): ~Q~
ID #343
Occurred: Jun 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.310/4 (29 votes)
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OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:34): cousin graduated
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:38): yeah kinda lame
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:58): he beat me by a week
CieloAzor (23:42:37): To get back at him, you should beat him...with fists!
CieloAzor (23:42:44): For a week!
ID #58
Occurred: 14 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:42:25 PM): whoa, a girl is 42nd
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:46 PM): how sad that such a comment must be preceded by a "whoa"
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:49 PM): but true
Im Ngamer (11:42:51 PM): that's like a new female record
Im Ngamer (11:42:57 PM): for anything
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:58 PM): she'll be 280th by next week
Was He DUpgamer (11:43:04 PM): bcs of those emotions
Neo1337 (11:43:46 PM): she'll have PMS then have like....really bad game-rage
Neo1337 (11:44:02 PM): I think that's why girls shouldn't compete for times
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:11 PM): quite a mature stance
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:15 PM): i think they need to make more babies
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:16 PM): and less PRs
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:28 PM): if i may be sincere
ID #273
Occurred: Feb 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (8:45:32 PM): Bus is fired up!
wheatrich (8:45:45 PM): ngamer better have some big bet riding on this game
Im Ngamer (8:46:11 PM): alot of pride
Wiggum742 (8:46:23 PM): in that case i think you already lost
ID #406
Occurred: 17 Dec 2006
Submitted: 17 Dec 2006, 7:29 PM
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Rating: 2.720/4 (25 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (5:12:50 PM): Bloode don't you have some ridiculous name?
GoldenJ007 (5:12:53 PM): Rhudre or something?
BloodE of Sorrow (5:13:00 PM): Jimbo don't you have some ridiculous weight?
BloodE of Sorrow (5:13:04 PM): 500lbs or something
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