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ID #246
Occurred: Dec 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.645/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:09:35 PM): oh really Q? what are you, 5'11 and 167?
(20:22:56) CieloAzor: Wow Jon.
(20:23:00) CieloAzor: You pretty much nailed it.
(20:31:15) Im Ngamer: I think you'll find that there's very little I don't pretty much nail
(20:31:39) Im Ngamer: it's been said that I'll nail anything with a pulse
ID #559
Occurred: 1 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:38 AM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(23:05:49) Infil12: kinda feel a bit like playing Balderdash tonight
(23:06:40) venisonvixen: Jim and I can do that
(23:06:54) Infil12: i'm scared to think of all that you and jimbo can do :-(
(23:07:07) alecboy006: You mean like, them and doing a certain c word?
(23:07:08) Infil12: lol
(23:07:21) isthatagoodlinux: chinups?
(23:07:30) Infil12: chess?
(23:07:38) isthatagoodlinux: cleaning?
(23:07:39) GoldenJimbo007: cello?
(23:07:41) DKK5: certain?
(23:08:03) venisonvixen: cooking?
(23:10:09) isthatagoodlinux: cunnilingus?
(23:11:59) GoldenJimbo007: Try having a nose like mine and doing cullinginus
(23:12:01) GoldenJimbo007: p impossible
(23:12:05) venisonvixen: :(
(23:12:08) Thiradell: uuuuuuuuuuugh
(23:12:09) Ngameratwork: SON OF A
(23:12:32) Ngameratwork: requesting a one week Chat ban for Jim
(23:12:32) alecboy006: What is that?
(23:12:42) TopRogue7: you're right jim, you should stick to fellatio
ID #157
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.679/4 (28 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (5:23:08 PM): Yeah, but the question is
YourElitenessPD (5:23:13 PM): Is he eligible to vote?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:33 PM): is he over 18 and American?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:39 PM): otherwise I doubt it
COME as u r337 (5:23:42 PM): and NOT a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:47 PM): oh wait yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:53 PM): ask him if he is a terrorist
COME as u r337 (5:24:00 PM): Have you never not been a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:01 PM): if he is, he totally can't vote
COME as u r337 (5:24:12 PM): That should be a question on all US government tests.
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:28 PM): If I asked you if you weren't not not a terrorist, wouldn't you not answer "no"?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:54 PM): That's the genius of universal ID cards
Stickmansam 1024 (5:25:12 PM): all the terrorists will have "terrorist" on their ID cards - so nobody will sell them any bombs!
ID #143
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (28 votes)
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I found this job that I get to watch strippers a lot, but it pays negative 20 bucks an hour
~ Greg Lavery
ID #132
Occurred: Jul 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.259/4 (27 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (12:03:06 AM): Cyberscore PD skin update!
YourElitenessPD (12:03:11 AM): My help button is finished!
NgamerAtWork (12:07:36 AM): this skin shall own all other skins!
NgamerAtWork (12:08:46 AM): as part of the skin, are you able to change layout options? such as, moving Community to the bottom, or whatnot
YourElitenessPD (12:08:57 AM): Yeah, I can change anything
NgamerAtWork (12:10:44 AM): is there any way to change how cyberscore is in the midst of a hopeless proof situation, which will collapse in upon the site whenever it tries to expand?
YourElitenessPD (12:11:06 AM): Umm
YourElitenessPD (12:11:18 AM): Not by skinning, no
YourElitenessPD (12:11:28 AM): Unless I make all the scores the same colour as the background
ID #173
Occurred: Aug 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Obfuscation314: Don't make Neo angry.
Neo26988: Yeah.
MuKi314: wuts he gonna do
DC xPRO 619: aww what u gonna do hack me
Neo26988: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Neo26988: Or...at any other time for that matter.
ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #85
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.414/4 (29 votes)
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Go be gay somewhere else, preferably a coffin.
~ Come
ID #565
Occurred: 9 Dec 2012
Submitted: 9 Dec 2012, 11:01 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (10 votes)
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(22:45:22) Infil1212: i enjoy VA each year but feel like this past year (meeting glen and playing SF) was the one big thing i wanted to get out of VA that i hadn't
(22:46:02) Infil1212: so attending this coming year would be nice but it doesn't feel like a priority, i guess
(22:46:14) wheatrich: but you could meet alec!
(22:47:40) DrInvertigone: I just want to go. No matter what we do.
(22:47:54) Infil1212: what if you're the only person who goes, alec
(22:48:23) DrInvertigone: I guess I win the Kart and GE Championships by default?
(22:48:50) wheatrich: wait a second alec, you still have to beat the CPUs in kart
ID #536
Occurred: 14 Sep 2010
Submitted: 15 Sep 2010, 2:22 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (14 votes)
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9:19:33 carathornpd: temped to post HEAR ME on jimbos last facebook update
9:19:37 BluelineGoddess: DO IT
9:19:43 carathornpd: done
9:19:46 carathornpd: ffs dayle
9:19:49 carathornpd: YOU MADE ME DO IT
9:19:49 newershadow: maybe that will get him in chat

9:19:38 Ngonhislaptop: Ritch, is the moped big enough for you both to ride?
9:19:46 rachielynn26: I didn't look much at it.
9:19:48 comeasur337: the moped isn't big enough for JIM
9:20:06 BluelineGoddess: lol Steve almost got me to spray water out my nose
9:20:19 carathornpd: WHAHAHAHAHA come
9:20:25 polyamorous527: ritch have jimbo ride the moped naked
9:20:29 polyamorous527: and take pictures
9:20:35 carathornpd: oh god
9:20:37 carathornpd: tyler pwn
9:21:04 thiradell: I'm pretty sure we could destroy any Jimbo status
9:21:06 thiradell: me Cara and Come

*later*
11:18:11: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
11:19:27 goldenjimbo007: welp
11:19:40 goldenjimbo007: No point in having a status on facebook for a while
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