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ID #439
Occurred: 13 Aug 2007
Submitted: 13 Aug 2007, 2:18 PM
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Rating: 3.400/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (19:08:12): and the speed of the 2nd lift opening is random?
GoldenJ007 (19:08:12): :-P
GoldenJ007 (19:08:20): Not random, but not set either.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:25): It's usually in a certain half of the shaft.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:29): (like min mor's tongue)
GoldenJ007 (19:08:31): Wait.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:32): FUCK.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:36): din mor*
Larkin375 (19:08:39): hahahah
Rshepherd1000 (19:09:04): ~Q~
Rshepherd1000 (19:11:52): someone link me to qdb
ShadowZeroPD (19:12:33): http://youreliteness.thengamer.com/qdb/ (lemonparty)
GoldenJ007 (19:13:57): God damnit why do I click SZ's links.
ID #140
Occurred: 8 Apr 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.893/4 (28 votes)
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Is Wouter your real name, by the way?
~ Ngamer, old GameFAQs topic
ID #463
Occurred: 23 Jan 2008
Submitted: 23 Jan 2008, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (24 votes)
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Blueline Goddess: my hair is lighter than it appears in pictures
Blueline Goddess: http://morganvalleystables.com/images/Dayle1987.jpg
RyanWhiteGoose: how old are you in that pic?
RyanWhiteGoose: you look kinda hot
RyanWhiteGoose: so Im guessing 15
Blueline Goddess: 7
RyanWhiteGoose: oh :s
RyanWhiteGoose: well thats really awkward
ID #55
Occurred: Jan 08 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (12:22:37 AM): she works at steak n shake
COME as u r337 (12:22:47 AM): and we used to go in there like.. every other night during high school
COME as u r337 (12:22:51 AM): and she was bitchy all the time
COME as u r337 (12:22:54 AM): and mean to us
COME as u r337 (12:23:07 AM): so we'd leave her tips.. by writing on the napkins
COME as u r337 (12:23:13 AM): like.. "cheap meat costs less"
COME as u r337 (12:23:20 AM): "loose belt brings no pants"
COME as u r337 (12:23:24 AM): stuff like that
COME as u r337 (12:23:30 AM): she kicked us out like. all the time
Im Ngamer (12:24:17 AM): man... those are great tips
Im Ngamer (12:24:22 AM): way over 15%, I'd say
ID #28
Occurred: Mar 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.576/4 (33 votes)
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COME as u r337 (4:17:06 PM): Playing: Come, Jon, Trent, Clark, Chan, Reds
COME as u r337 (4:17:09 PM): Ready here.
Im Ngamer (4:17:14 PM): Dad WON'T GET OFF TV
Im Ngamer (4:17:17 PM): arg
MiG144MFI (4:17:42 PM): Hurry, past my bedtime.
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:04 PM): yeah, i've got people to see, suicide attempts to botch...
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:08 PM): let's move it along
COME as u r337 (4:18:23 PM): I'm 4 behind on my masturbation quota for the day! Hurry up!
JtXeRdFgDhJgRhFd (4:18:32 PM): just play 1 handed
COME as u r337 (4:18:33 PM): Wait.. the endscene will make me only 2 behind
ID #390
Occurred: 26 Sep 2006
Submitted: 25 Sep 2006, 7:07 PM
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Rating: 2.125/4 (24 votes)
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Cyber1166 (00:04:26): 12. Zelda - Blood
Cyber1166 (00:04:30): 13. Link - Lark
Cyber1166 (00:04:47): 14. Young Link - Vick
Cyber1166 (00:05:04): 15. Pikachu - Shep
Cyber1166 (00:05:16): 16. Jigglypuff - PDO
Cyber1166 (00:05:32): 17. Bond - Marth
BloodE of Sorrow (00:05:36): 17?
RyanWhiteGoose (00:05:39): 17?
Cyber1166 (00:05:43): uh oh! one too many characters!
Cyber1166 (00:05:48): we'll have to have a playin!
Rshepherd1000 (00:05:51): playin between bloode and bond!
BloodE of Sorrow (00:05:59): nope!
Cyber1166 (00:06:01): QB, roll 1 17 sided die
Cyber1166 (00:06:07): the number picked will be in the playin
OnlineHost (00:06:14): CieloAzor rolled 1 17-sided die: 12
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:17): yay
Cyber1166 (00:06:18): 12!
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:18): fucking
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:19): CUNT
CieloAzor (00:06:24): haha
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:24): what the fuck are the chances?
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:24): hahaha
CieloAzor (00:06:25): ownt
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:26): I mean really
Cyber1166 (00:06:26): it's Zelda/Blood!
ID #493
Occurred: 10 Sep 2008
Submitted: 11 Sep 2008, 1:19 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (20 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (11:05:47 PM): what IS Hadron?
JackOfWailing (11:06:39 PM): it's a part of a prticle
JackOfWailing (11:06:47 PM): sub-atomic particle
RyanWhiteGoose (11:12:15 PM): wow
holycatholique (11:14:52 PM): Hardon*
CieloAzor (11:15:17 PM): maybe your hardon is subatomic
ID #234
Occurred: Nov 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:13:56 PM): I'm getting this PS2 plan set in stone now
Im Ngamer (6:14:15 PM): the guy IMed me saying he was ready to hand it over now, I'm just waiting on a confirmation
Im Ngamer (7:53:48 PM): gah, this guy isn't very good at AIM
COME as u r337 (7:54:12 PM): did he try to send the ps2 through his getfile?
ID #581
Occurred: 12 Jul 2014
Submitted: 21 Oct 2014, 11:04 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (3:28:54 PM): Talked to a Christina in Green Bay who knew you quite well Ng
GoldenJ007 (3:28:59 PM): We discussed you for a good 10 minutes!
Im Ngamer (3:31:59 PM): yeah Christina's cool we worked together quite a bit when she was still in Appleton
GoldenJ007 (3:32:43 PM): She's got a nice little corner office here
CarathornPD (3:33:05 PM): who is Christina
CarathornPD (3:33:14 PM): I have no idea what ppl are talking about in this chat
CarathornPD (3:33:17 PM): ive been away for too long
isthatagoodlinux (3:33:20 PM): christina was ngamer's work wife
CarathornPD (3:33:28 PM): what is a work wife?
GoldenJ007 (3:33:36 PM): He has a girl he's in love with but only at work
Im Ngamer (3:33:37 PM): Work Wife is a situation like Jim and Pam on The Office
CarathornPD (3:33:45 PM): the closest ngamer will ever get to a work wife is work wifi
ID #515
Occurred: 12 Sep 2009
Submitted: 12 Sep 2009, 4:00 PM
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Rating: 3.588/4 (17 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (2:51:33 PM): Im now going to pour baking soda on my carpet
rshepherd1000 (2:52:45 PM): ...baking soda?
RyanWhiteGoose (2:53:09 PM): well Shep
RyanWhiteGoose (2:53:18 PM): it's called Odor Eliminator by Arm & Hammer
octoinky (2:53:49 PM): WTF did you do, goose, take a dump on your floor?
RyanWhiteGoose (2:54:24 PM): no Octo
RyanWhiteGoose (2:54:32 PM): I've jizzed on my floor approx 2000 times in the past 8 years
octoinky (2:54:52 PM): wtf
PYLemire (2:54:57 PM): tissues? :p
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:24 PM): I hate tissues
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:27 PM): I used to use my garbage bin
RyanWhiteGoose (2:55:31 PM): but that got too gross
octoinky (2:55:10 PM): just put a box of.. yeah.. tissues.. on your desk
COME as u r337 (2:56:00 PM): or just get a girl that cant get preggers and you're fine
DKK5 (2:56:40 PM): Goose's age preference has that covered I'd imagine
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