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ID #530
Occurred: 14 Jun 2010
Submitted: 14 Jun 2010, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 2.615/4 (13 votes)
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*new person Waldosmith1988 is talking about crazy GE times on the day of the QB VS AlecBoy match*
12:47:06 goldenjimbo007: Corey if you don't reveal yourself this instant, I'm not voting for you
12:47:12 goldenjimbo007: I have yet to vote, and QB is right here to take it away
12:47:21 waldosmith1988: i have to go guys
12:47:23 waldosmith1988: later
*waldo leaves*
12:47:27 newershadow: ROFL
12:47:27 regularmg: hahahahahahahahaha
12:47:30 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: LOL
12:47:30 regularmg: oh my
12:47:32 regularmg: I don't even
12:47:35 goldenjimbo007: Holy shit
12:47:36 newershadow: waldo = alec confirmed
12:47:37 regularmg: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:47:45 regularmg: this is gold
12:47:44 newershadow: 5
12:47:45 newershadow: 4
12:47:46 newershadow: 3
12:47:47 newershadow: 2
12:47:48 newershadow: 1
*alecboy006 joins*
12:47:56 supaodin: morning alec
12:47:57 regularmg: waldosmith1988 (00.42.31): i just show alec trevelyan and he died
12:47:58 goldenjimbo007: OMG
12:48:00 thiradell: DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY
12:48:11 alecboy006: Just got back from having a little snack
12:48:11 cieloazor: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
12:48:14 goldenjimbo007: You just missed a great GE prodigy
12:48:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: wow!
12:48:17 infil12: alec, you are officially the worst
12:48:19 supaodin: little snack lulx
12:48:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you really missed this neat guy
12:48:25 alecboy006: Did I?
12:48:35 regularmg: where's Waldo?
12:48:42 alecboy006: Waldo who?
12:48:45 infil12: if you're honestly wondering why you can't seem to make inroads in the elite, it's stunts like this
12:48:50 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Waldo Smith
12:48:52 infil12: though, i must admit, "it's sean something" made me lol
12:48:54 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:03 alecboy006: Did he?
12:49:09 alecboy006: I don't know a Waldo Smith
12:49:14 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: weird
12:49:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:19 infil12: must be that bipolar syndrome
12:49:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: and he said that your book was shitty
12:49:23 supaodin: he said he gave you a fellatio
12:49:27 alecboy006: Whatever
12:49:29 alecboy006: He's a jackass
12:49:32 newershadow: and you revealed ejaculation
12:49:37 regularmg: he was talking about RainbowDriver
12:49:42 alecboy006: Was he?
12:49:45 regularmg: and how they're good friends
12:49:50 thiradell: he had Crash Site 1:16
12:49:50 alecboy006: Funny
12:49:51 cieloazor: and he didn't like sports OR Dio
12:49:53 thiradell: which is one second off the WR
12:49:54 supaodin: he said you revealed your calm, normal ejaculation
12:49:58 infil12: there are
12:49:59 infil12: absolutely
12:50:00 infil12: no words
12:50:01 alecboy006: Pat never mentioned knowing a Waldo
12:50:02 cieloazor: he said knitting was more his thing
12:50:07 regularmg: speed knitting
12:50:14 cieloazor: full contact speed knitting
12:50:19 alecboy006: He got a 1:16 on crash site? Impressive
12:50:24 alecboy006: Maybe he can take Taka?
12:50:28 regularmg: he got Aztec A 1:28
12:50:31 thiradell: he had very good times on every level
12:50:51 alecboy006: He can't possibly beat Clemens
12:51:03 cieloazor: tears are literally rolling down Alec's face now
12:51:12 alecboy006: I have no tears on my face
12:51:21 thiradell: they're down to his neck by now
12:51:22 goldenjimbo007: so am I voting QB or Alec today?
12:51:26 alecboy006: Alec
12:51:31 alecboy006: Dude I was having a snack
12:51:39 goldenjimbo007: Admit it was you Corey, or the vote goes to Q
12:51:49 goldenjimbo007: 5..
12:51:51 goldenjimbo007: 4....
12:51:53 alecboy006: What proof
12:51:54 goldenjimbo007: 3...
12:51:57 alecboy006: Do you have
12:51:57 goldenjimbo007: 2......
12:51:58 alecboy006: Ok fine
12:52:00 goldenjimbo007: 1......
12:52:00 alecboy006: It was me
12:52:02 cieloazor: lol
12:52:05 goldenjimbo007: Huzzah!
12:52:07 newershadow: roflpwn'd
12:52:10 infil12: lol jimbo
12:52:10 thiradell: what proof do you have
12:52:11 thiradell: lol
12:52:11 regularmg: Jimbowned
12:52:15 infil12: that was amazing
12:52:18 thiradell: classic person who's actually guilty
12:52:20 cieloazor: v nice
ID #531
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 28 Jul 2010, 11:35 PM
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Rating: 2.769/4 (13 votes)
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wheatrich (12:33:11 AM): not sure zeebo plays poker anymore
wheatrich (12:33:17 AM): but he's made enough $ he doesn't have to
Sterlin18 (12:33:22 AM): lol
Sterlin18 (12:33:33 AM): I'd quit after 10 million
Sterlin18 (12:33:39 AM): invest a million
wheatrich (12:33:43 AM): I know you won't have that problem sterling
ID #557
Occurred: 26 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(22:32:07) GoldenJimbo007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJimbo007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJimbo007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJimbo007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other
ID #383
Occurred: 22 Aug 2006
Submitted: 22 Aug 2006, 3:15 PM
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Rating: 2.962/4 (26 votes)
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*QB's cousin Qwalm and Derek Clark sign up for the last two Fantasy Football spots*
*Clark names his team "Apologetic Rapists." Qwalm names his team "My Penis"*

Come: I hope Come will eclipse My Penis this year!
Ngamer: In Week One, My Penis will be cut down to size!
Neo: I can't wait to tear My Penis a new one!
QB: I'm gonna beat My Penis and then lick Come!

Ngamer: Oh jeez... with the schedule breaking down the way it does, I can already tell that the tension is going to be mounting all season. I simply can't wait for Week 9; there's no telling what Apologetic Rapists are going to do when they get their hands on My Penis.

QB: Apologetic Rapists eh? I'm pretty sure Qwalm will find that team name in poor taste. I'm pretty sure My Penis won't stand for Apologetic Rapists.

QB: At first, I thought My Penis was a bit obscene. But after further reflection, I must credit it for being short and to the point. Needless to say, My Penis is really growing on me!

Qwalm: For the love of all that is holy, keep My Penis out of your mouths.

Ngamer: My apologies, Qwalm. You make a strong point; it seems as though My Penis has been on the tip of my tongue every night this week!
ID #185
Occurred: Sep 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:29:36 AM): wow, that's alot of people, must be a pretty big store
YourElitenessPD (3:29:58 AM): Well, we have Dick Smith stuff
Im Ngamer (3:30:26 AM): Dick who? sorry, we don't have those stores around here
CieloAzor (3:31:12 AM): Right between the blacksmith and the silversmith, there's a little shop where the dicksmith works.
CieloAzor (3:32:11 AM): I'm not sure I want to think too much about what his job entails.
Im Ngamer (3:32:19 AM): little shop? you'd think he could work out of a hole in the wall
ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #184
Occurred: Nov 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.042/4 (24 votes)
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Neo26988 (9:16:27 PM): Two 3 and outs.
Im Ngamer (9:17:02 PM): oh, great punt! that's a momentum-changer
Neo26988 (9:17:09 PM): ...?
Neo26988 (9:17:15 PM): It was 49 yards then returned for 13, how is that great.
Im Ngamer (9:17:39 PM): sure shut the crowd up, I'll say that much!
Rshepherd1000 (9:18:23 PM): you tell em jon
Im Ngamer (9:18:31 PM): always do!
ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
...
NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #240
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.758/4 (33 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:07 PM): It's like you see all these adverts for toilet roll
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:20 PM): and they have all these fluffy animals and things and skirt around the real issue
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:40 PM): going to the loo is so romanticised in Hollywood
Im Ngamer (4:22:38 PM): yeah, I was thinking about that the other day
Im Ngamer (4:23:21 PM): took a look at my toilet paper and noticed that there were flowers pressed into it
Im Ngamer (4:23:32 PM): a flower design isn't so bad for TP I suppose
Im Ngamer (4:23:39 PM): but there were also hearts
Im Ngamer (4:23:48 PM): hearts! what am I supposed to make of that?
Im Ngamer (4:24:06 PM): does my toilet paper love me? if so, I regret what I did with it about 2 minutes later
ID #110
Occurred: Jun 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.258/4 (31 votes)
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CieloAzor (11:11:10 PM): 42 Peter if I may change.
Im Ngamer (11:11:14 PM): ah, there's the Poster support
COME as u r337 (11:16:16 PM): you mean, tape, Jon?
COME as u r337 (11:16:23 PM): the poster support... tape.... HAHAHAHAHAH
Im Ngamer (11:16:30 PM): lololol!
COME as u r337 (11:16:35 PM): or maybe thumbtacks!
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:37 PM): hahahahahaa
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:42 PM): or that poster puddy stuff
COME as u r337 (11:16:47 PM): Sticky tack!
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:50 PM): or nails actually
Im Ngamer (11:16:51 PM): this will never get old!
Im Ngamer (11:16:53 PM): wait, it just did
Im Ngamer (11:16:55 PM): moving on
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