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ID #513
Occurred: 19 Aug 2009
Submitted: 20 Aug 2009, 12:43 AM
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Rating: 3.412/4 (17 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:37:52 PM): Jim, a friend at work is giving away kittens, would you like one?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:08 PM): Seriously?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:09 PM): Sure
CarathornPD (11:38:17 PM): they are not for eating
Thiradell (11:38:20 PM): hahaha
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:21 PM): bah
CieloAzor (11:38:32 PM): so nevermind?
ID #580
Occurred: 16 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 10:42 PM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (6 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:02 PM): Alright looks like everyone wants an update
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:10 PM): I got hammered drunk last night, 2nd worst of my life
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:18 PM): Rachel drives to town wanting Applebees, wants me to join her
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:28 PM): I try to text her saying I can't drive, she doesn't believe me
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:39 PM): She drives to party, I stumble to her car, she actually punches me in the nose
COME as u r337 (9:34:24 PM): why did you get hammered?
GoldenJimbo007 (9:34:40 PM): Was only 1.5 miles from home, "last night of summer" bonfire etc, free booze
GoldenJimbo007 (9:34:52 PM): Everyone else taking shots and it was the wedding party from June
GoldenJimbo007 (9:35:19 PM): But man she clobbered me in the face, hurts to blow my nose now heh
Im Ngamer (9:35:22 PM): WHOA now that's domestic abuse and you don't have to stand for it #whyjimleft
DKK5 (9:35:28 PM): I'd report that domestic abuse
COME as u r337 (9:36:14 PM): ray-chel rice
GoldenJimbo007 (9:41:09 PM): She feels p bad about it now so maybe don't bring it up in chat
COME as u r337 (9:41:31 PM): props to jim for not retaliating until he researches the domestic abuse policies at WG&R to make sure he can still get paid
ID #101
Occurred: Oct 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Cyber1166 (12:59:01 PM): not everything you don't know is gay
COME as u r337 (12:59:04 PM): Yes, it is
COME as u r337 (12:59:12 PM): The meaning of life is totally flaming
COME as u r337 (12:59:24 PM): the square root of 45879378956 LOVES the cock
ID #544
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 3:27 PM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (14 votes)
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alecboy006 has entered the room.
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: damnit
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: looool
Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: wtf
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: loool
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Rshepherd1000: omg
HistoricToast: looooooooooooool
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
HistoricToast: omg
tiltingtrumpets: literally crying laughing here
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HistoricToast: lolol
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Thiradell: lol
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: bahahahahahaha
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: i'm dying
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Rshepherd1000: ~Q~
ID #505
Occurred: 24 Jun 2009
Submitted: 24 Jun 2009, 2:32 PM
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Rating: 3.059/4 (17 votes)
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isthatagoodt (12:25:34 PM): http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v313/34/43/503156954/n503156954_1753613_7338.jpg
isthatagoodt (12:25:36 PM): OMG WOW
isthatagoodt (12:25:41 PM): This photo is like the definition of my life
O Beeeeeasty (12:26:02 PM): looking out the window, lonely, when others are having fun ?
holycatholique (12:26:03 PM): you ride on the short bus?
PYLemire (12:26:03 PM): you have a pink t-shirt and some braces?
ID #190
Occurred: Sep 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.938/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:28 PM): I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:30 PM): and got mauled
Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:50 PM): and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:04 PM): a friend of mine remarked:
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:11 PM): "Defences? There's a LION IN THE CAGE!"
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:29 PM): "It doesn't get that much better defended!"
ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
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12:49:37 AM: GoldenJimbo007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
ID #50
Occurred: Dec 29 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (29 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:34:42 AM): Better than sex
Cereal Fetish (2:34:45 AM): With a watermelon
Was He DUpgamer (2:34:54 AM): *pondering*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:08 AM): Not...that...I've ever done...that sort of thing
Cyber1166 (2:35:25 AM): hm... I suppose... after you already cut it in half
Cereal Fetish (2:35:39 AM): Over the summer there was a huge bin of them in the back room of my job
Cyber1166 (2:35:41 AM): it'd be pretty hard otherwise
Cereal Fetish (2:35:44 AM): I was like...*idea*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:50 AM): I could eat them all!
Was He DUpgamer (2:35:58 AM): LOL
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:06 AM): misdirection
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:17 AM): and no... you couldn't
Cereal Fetish (2:36:25 AM): I know...that's what made me sad
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:33 AM): so you raped them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:39 AM): instead
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:42 AM): bcs of the frustration
Cereal Fetish (2:36:45 AM): And I could do that to all of them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:54 AM): and you taped on a drawing you made on a napkin of ...Neo
Cereal Fetish (2:37:17 AM): Yeah, it was in pretty bad shape after the first few thrusts
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:18 AM): and you said "who's "the one" NOW bitch!!!"
Cereal Fetish (2:37:27 AM): so i started drawing directly on the watermelons themselves
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:40 AM): what a visual
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:45 AM): watermelons with smily faces
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:52 AM): or like...
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:55 AM): O faces
Cyber1166 (2:37:58 AM): oh, it wasn't the faces he drew
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:15 AM): NICE.
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:27 AM): *throws tact on floor and steps on it*
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:30 AM): that won't be coming back
ID #292
Occurred: Apr 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:31:11 PM): did Bonds homer?
CieloAzor (10:31:38 PM): No.
Im Ngamer (10:31:49 PM): good
octoinky (10:31:57 PM): lol why good?
CieloAzor (10:32:25 PM): Cause he's a jerk?
octoinky (10:32:36 PM): the media is worse
octoinky (10:32:47 PM): wouldn't you be a little sick of all of that by now?
Im Ngamer (10:33:03 PM): I'd be sick for alot of reasons if I was Bonds
Im Ngamer (10:33:10 PM): with all I was injecting into myself
ID #447
Occurred: 29 Sep 2007
Submitted: 30 Sep 2007, 1:09 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (24 votes)
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*end of Jimbo's Name That Car KotH*
GoldenJimbo007 (11:57:53 PM): FINAL QUESTION:
GoldenJimbo007 (11:57:53 PM): http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o208/goldenjimbo007/ASecretCar.jpg
Neo26988 (11:58:04 PM): Hey what the fuck
RyanWhiteGoose (11:58:12 PM): lmfao
t o p r o g u e7 (11:58:25 PM): I can name the person!
GoldenGreg007 (11:58:46 PM): i totally missed that at first
t o p r o g u e7 (11:58:49 PM): model: barber, make: douchebag
Im Ngamer (11:58:52 PM): heh
CieloAzor (11:58:53 PM): bwahaha
RyanWhiteGoose (11:58:54 PM): PWNEDDDDDDd
GoldenGreg007 (11:58:54 PM): hahahaha.
GoldenGreg007 (11:58:58 PM): p'zoned!
Im Ngamer (11:59:05 PM): 2008 Honda Civic LX
RyanWhiteGoose (11:59:09 PM): mmm
GoldenJimbo007 (11:59:12 PM): Jon's new car!
t o p r o g u e7 (11:59:17 PM): wow, i could have easily guessed civic
t o p r o g u e7 (11:59:27 PM): instead, i insisted on douchebag
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