0 members online in the last 15 minutes:
(none)
The most users ever online was 9 on June 11, 2006 @ 3:53 PM.

Random Quotes

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ... 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50
ID #550
Occurred: 14 Apr 2011
Submitted: 15 Apr 2011, 1:47 AM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 3.000/4 (11 votes)
Link
*rival team enters the room at the end of a puzzle hunt*
(11:47:25 PM) gabbynpl has entered the room.
CieloAzor (11:47:37 PM): Morning buttplugh
Ngameratwork (11:48:13 PM): morning Gabs
isthatagoodt (11:48:37 PM): okay Gabbers
isthatagoodt (11:48:46 PM): did you guys actually solve 4.3?
CieloAzor (11:48:51 PM): obv not
neo1337 (11:48:53 PM): obv not
Ngameratwork (11:48:54 PM): HECK NO they didn't
wheatrich (11:48:55 PM): obv not thingy jesus
Thiradell (11:48:58 PM): ofc not
Ngameratwork (11:49:09 PM): I say we just kill Thingy now to get over the embarrassment
Ngameratwork (11:49:12 PM): of that terrible question
Thiradell (11:49:14 PM): lol
ID #597
Occurred: 29 Dec 2016
Submitted: 29 Dec 2016, 9:24 PM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 3.000/4 (4 votes)
Link
(08:08:00 PM) Jim Barrett: Liz 3 weeks from due
(08:08:11 PM) Jim Barrett: Was hoping Hutch would put up a pic, since the baby is probably 50% of total body weight there
(08:09:46 PM) ngameratwork: if Youse were here he'd call Nate the ultimate cuckmaster, now responsible for not one but two babies
(08:10:00 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Me? Hmm, I suppose I am
(08:10:11 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Two human beings exist because of me... weird thought
(08:10:13 PM) Jim Barrett: 2 humans, you are solely to blame
(08:10:23 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Yup I guess I'll take responsibility
(08:11:12 PM) Jim Barrett: Ngamer is responsible for closer to 15 humans
(08:11:19 PM) Jim Barrett: And pays 0 child support
(08:11:56 PM) ngameratwork: closer to 150 when you factor in my sperm donations
(08:13:54 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Hmmm have you ever thought of going to the sperm bank for donations Jim?
(08:17:28 PM) ngameratwork: he doesn't need to, he does well enough at the bars
ID #439
Occurred: 13 Aug 2007
Submitted: 13 Aug 2007, 2:18 PM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 3.400/4 (30 votes)
Link
Larkin375 (19:08:12): and the speed of the 2nd lift opening is random?
GoldenJ007 (19:08:12): :-P
GoldenJ007 (19:08:20): Not random, but not set either.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:25): It's usually in a certain half of the shaft.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:29): (like min mor's tongue)
GoldenJ007 (19:08:31): Wait.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:32): FUCK.
GoldenJ007 (19:08:36): din mor*
Larkin375 (19:08:39): hahahah
Rshepherd1000 (19:09:04): ~Q~
Rshepherd1000 (19:11:52): someone link me to qdb
ShadowZeroPD (19:12:33): http://youreliteness.thengamer.com/qdb/ (lemonparty)
GoldenJ007 (19:13:57): God damnit why do I click SZ's links.
ID #167
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 1.483/4 (29 votes)
Link
l34ss l3oost (11:04:04 AM): i wish thomas would come on lol
l34ss l3oost (11:04:09 AM): hes like the best guy to talk to
COME as u r337 (11:04:17 AM): lol doesn't deserve that.
ID #505
Occurred: 24 Jun 2009
Submitted: 24 Jun 2009, 2:32 PM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 3.059/4 (17 votes)
Link
isthatagoodt (12:25:34 PM): http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v313/34/43/503156954/n503156954_1753613_7338.jpg
isthatagoodt (12:25:36 PM): OMG WOW
isthatagoodt (12:25:41 PM): This photo is like the definition of my life
O Beeeeeasty (12:26:02 PM): looking out the window, lonely, when others are having fun ?
holycatholique (12:26:03 PM): you ride on the short bus?
PYLemire (12:26:03 PM): you have a pink t-shirt and some braces?
ID #370
Occurred: 8 Jul 2006
Submitted: 8 Jul 2006, 11:16 AM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 1.560/4 (25 votes)
Link
AlecBoy006 (16:06:55): Ive streamed a few videos. They only show about 2 or 3 seconds before it starts to buffer again. Same with alot of music
BloodE of Sorrow (16:07:11): yeah thats because video streams are for broadband
AlecBoy006 (16:07:24): Why though?
J Eternia F (16:07:46): data transfer
YourElitenessPD (16:08:04): It's like trying to fit my cock in din mor's pussy
AlecBoy006 (16:08:23): ^^ HEY HEY
CieloAzor (16:08:28): Are you saying your cock is oddly shaped?
YourElitenessPD (16:08:35): ...maybe
YourElitenessPD (16:10:15): *silence*
BloodE of Sorrow (16:10:44): YE is trying to garner votes by appealing to the chat with his din mor quips
YourElitenessPD (16:10:59): Din mor said that last night
YourElitenessPD (16:11:11): Din mor!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:11:12): thats a pretty odd thing for her the say
YourElitenessPD (16:11:14): Din mor din mor din mor
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:21): :-D
YourElitenessPD (16:11:38): Dinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmor
YourElitenessPD (16:11:41): :):):):):)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:44): whoa
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:50): just voted YE!
ID #401
Occurred: 1 Dec 2006
Submitted: 2 Dec 2006, 2:38 AM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 2.800/4 (25 votes)
Link
holycatholique (10:59:49 PM): I got stuck on Quicksand Agent :(
Trivium1224 (10:59:50 PM): er...
Trivium1224 (10:59:55 PM): Quicksand?
Trivium1224 (11:00:01 PM): ...The hell?
dragondragon18 (11:00:02 PM): its the hidden mission
holycatholique (11:00:50 PM): www.the-elite.net/pd/quicksandmission (lemonparty.org)
holycatholique (11:00:54 PM): I think that's the right link
dragondragon18 (11:01:01 PM): i think so, i was gonna show him it too
Trivium1224 (11:02:05 PM): son of a fuck
Trivium1224 (11:02:07 PM): I hate you
holycatholique (11:02:09 PM): hahahaha
Trivium1224 (11:02:10 PM): God damnit
Trivium1224 (11:02:23 PM): I am gonna go fucking puke my ass out my mouth
Trivium1224 (11:02:24 PM): brb
ID #240
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 2.697/4 (33 votes)
Link
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:07 PM): It's like you see all these adverts for toilet roll
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:20 PM): and they have all these fluffy animals and things and skirt around the real issue
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:40 PM): going to the loo is so romanticised in Hollywood
Im Ngamer (4:22:38 PM): yeah, I was thinking about that the other day
Im Ngamer (4:23:21 PM): took a look at my toilet paper and noticed that there were flowers pressed into it
Im Ngamer (4:23:32 PM): a flower design isn't so bad for TP I suppose
Im Ngamer (4:23:39 PM): but there were also hearts
Im Ngamer (4:23:48 PM): hearts! what am I supposed to make of that?
Im Ngamer (4:24:06 PM): does my toilet paper love me? if so, I regret what I did with it about 2 minutes later
ID #498
Occurred: 4 Feb 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 1.737/4 (19 votes)
Link
AlecBoy006 (9:18:21 PM): The thing is, they are still determining the Senate.
AlecBoy006 (9:18:28 PM): Who knows how long it will carry on.
AlecBoy006 (9:18:46 PM): I think Franken should get the seat.
AlecBoy006 (9:19:09 PM): He lead the percentage vote and popular vote.
isthatagoodt (9:19:15 PM): .....
isthatagoodt (9:19:16 PM): Corey
isthatagoodt (9:19:18 PM): .....
isthatagoodt (9:19:18 PM): WTF
BluelineGoddess (9:20:25 PM): are we thinking popular and electoral maybe?
isthatagoodt (9:20:33 PM): I don't know WHAT he's thinking
AlecBoy006 (9:20:45 PM): Franken's percentage: 41.991%
BluelineGoddess (9:20:47 PM): like I think certain counties are worth more in state races
AlecBoy006 (9:20:54 PM): Coleman: 41.984%
AlecBoy006 (9:21:19 PM): Franken popular vote: 1,212,431
AlecBoy006 (9:21:25 PM): Coleman 1,212,206
BluelineGoddess (9:21:33 PM): well obv popular and percentage will match up
isthatagoodt (9:21:34 PM): so coleman lost by just over 200 votes
isthatagoodt (9:21:37 PM): the vote total
isthatagoodt (9:21:39 PM): and the percentage
isthatagoodt (9:21:42 PM): are functions of each other!
isthatagoodt (9:21:43 PM): silly!!!
AlecBoy006 (9:22:15 PM): He won the popular of the vote and had the higher percentage of the votes.
isthatagoodt (9:22:16 PM): ........
isthatagoodt (9:22:23 PM): Yes
BluelineGoddess (9:22:24 PM): uh
isthatagoodt (9:22:25 PM): He had the higher percentage
isthatagoodt (9:22:27 PM): that's why he WON
BluelineGoddess (9:22:34 PM): that's implied with having the most votes
isthatagoodt (9:22:38 PM): thats why he had the highest percentage
BluelineGoddess (9:22:41 PM): you can't have fewer votes and a higher percentage
AlecBoy006 (9:24:43 PM): Yes. Because he had more votes he gets a higher percentage.
isthatagoodt (9:25:07 PM): Really?
AlecBoy006 (9:25:07 PM): Yes.
BluelineGoddess (9:25:15 PM): they sky is blue, when I look up I see cobalt.
BluelineGoddess (9:25:22 PM): holy redundancy
isthatagoodt (9:25:26 PM): But if Barry Bonds had more hits in the same amount of at bats as Chipper Jones, who would have the higher batting average
AlecBoy006 (9:25:50 PM): Wouldn't Bonds get it? Cause it's hits divided by at bats.
Thiradell (9:25:55 PM): lol
Thiradell (9:25:56 PM): Very good.
isthatagoodt (9:26:00 PM): Yeah but what if Jones won the percentage?
AlecBoy006 (9:26:12 PM): I suppose it wouldn't count.
Thiradell (9:26:18 PM): Oh Lord.
ID #71
Occurred: May 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
You must log in to vote
Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
Link
BadassFal: i have like the hardest match in the play-ins
dragondragon18: who are you against, fal
BadassFal: wiwf!
BadassFal: "wishiwasntsogay"
dragondragon18: ok, because of that comment, i'm voting for wiwf
BadassFal: i take it back
dragondragon18: how do i know you wont hurt me again
BadassFal: we will use lubrication
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 ... 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50