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ID #242
Occurred: Nov 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.633/4 (30 votes)
Brian19King (6:42:14 PM): I want a link to whatever is being talked about! :o
Im Ngamer (6:42:13 PM): we're talking about wheat, PDO
Im Ngamer (6:42:13 PM): http://www.livejournal.com/users/wheatrich/
Neo26988 (6:42:14 PM): "Unfortunately for me, everyone else is obstructing my way of life."
Neo26988 (6:42:24 PM): Does he ever stop to think about how many people's HE'S obstructing in life?
Im Ngamer (6:42:32 PM): only in doorways
ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
ID #586
Occurred: 9 Jan 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:04 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
(19:20:52) GoldenJimbo007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJimbo007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.
ID #290
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (26 votes)
Mr Koopa (12:13:06 PM): Haha, dude
Mr Koopa (12:13:14 PM): I always thought Wouter was like his actual name
Im Ngamer (12:39:24 PM): well the issue is whether the Swedish urban slang was named after him, or the other way around
Im Ngamer (12:39:32 PM): kind of a, what came first, the chicken or the egg
Mr Koopa (12:40:13 PM): Ahh. 'cause if that's his actual name, you guys totally should not have to listen to them. I mean, it's his NAME, you can't copyright somebody else's name
Im Ngamer (12:44:11 PM): hm, I'm not sure about that... would I be allowed to hold on to georgebush.com if that were my real name?
Im Ngamer (12:44:25 PM): or would they find some way to force me out
Mr Koopa (12:45:38 PM): Well, that's a bit different. By taking that website, you prevent anyone else from using that name
Im Ngamer (12:46:14 PM): but if it's just search results, you don't think they have a leg to stand on?
Mr Koopa (12:46:30 PM): But they're still free to have wouterjansen.com as their website. They don't have a toe to stand on
Mr Koopa (12:47:04 PM): I mean, it's not like people can't actually access their site because of yours
Im Ngamer (12:47:22 PM): well that's one way to see it... if they're that concerned, I guess they could pay to be a google paid sponsor
Im Ngamer (12:47:33 PM): so they're the first result when that search is made
Mr Koopa (12:47:37 PM): Yeah, or actually have a site worth linking to
Mr Koopa (12:47:49 PM): So that it shows up higher on the list
Mr Koopa (12:49:11 PM): Especially if your site's been around longer than theirs. If it has, then it's proof that you weren't doing it just to sabotage their site, they should have known better
Im Ngamer (12:50:14 PM): ok... I wish Clark's lawyer would have explained it this way
Mr Koopa (12:51:23 PM): Heh, law? I don't know anything about law. What I know is damn common sense :P
Im Ngamer (12:53:45 PM): alright... we'll keep this in mind as we move ahead
ID #75
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.879/4 (33 votes)
Iggy: How do you know he sucks dick? Do you stalk him? Go over to his house and watch him? Besides, why do you care if he did suck dick? Does that affect you? The only way it would affect you is if you were gay, and the only reason you would care if he sucked dick is if you were gay. so in other words, all i got out of your post is that you admitted that you are gay.
ID #276
Occurred: Feb 15 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.448/4 (29 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (18:00:42): newgrounds looks different!
dragondragon18 (18:00:49): in a good way?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:06): well its just the top bar thing with all the things
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:29): instead of squares with pictures beside them its a horizontal line of buttons with just words in them
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:33): and its orange and black
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:53): they are regular links - instead of flash links as the old one was
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:00): and the logo is less cartoony
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:29): but its not a new layout otherwise that
BloodE of Sorrow (18:03:38): oh and the slogan has changed from "The problems of the future, today" to "Everything, by everyone."
Im Ngamer (18:18:00): hey, anyone catch that new newgrounds look?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:04): >_>
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:12): Jon, you're trying to vex me
Im Ngamer (18:18:18): huh?
Im Ngamer (18:18:27): sorry Blood, you'll have to explain after work
ID #400
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:43 PM
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Rating: 1.708/4 (24 votes)
Im Ngamer (12:34:31 AM): is thevectorman.net down forever?
Neo26988 (12:46:18 AM): Yes.
Neo26988 (12:46:25 AM): Vec gave him time to save everything.
Neo26988 (12:46:29 AM): He's just waiting for somewhere to put it.
Neo26988 (12:47:02 AM): I'll be checking out some other options, but the most likely scenario will involve moving to thengamer.com.
Im Ngamer (12:47:47 AM): sounds like this "ngamer" fellow has a chance to be a hero!
Neo26988 (12:47:53 AM): More like, an hero.
Im Ngamer (12:48:43 AM): I'll put an ero through your head if you're not careful!
ID #452
Occurred: 10 Dec 2007
Submitted: 10 Dec 2007, 3:41 PM
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Rating: 2.917/4 (24 votes)
CieloAzor (1:15:53 PM): Blood blood bo bud, banana fana fo fud, mi my mo mud, Blooood
NathanStinson (1:17:38 PM): nice one, QB
NathanStinson (1:17:38 PM): +2
CieloAzor (1:20:53 PM): Are those 'Nate Cool Points'?
HistoricToast (1:26:04 PM): no they're nate gay points
HistoricToast (1:26:08 PM): you get them for being a faggot
CieloAzor (1:26:21 PM): I assume you're in the lead then?
ID #402
Occurred: 5 Dec 2006
Submitted: 5 Dec 2006, 4:28 AM
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Rating: 2.654/4 (26 votes)
FrenzyFro (1:18:29 AM): there's like 4000 wiis in all of Norway
FrenzyFro (1:19:38 AM): sucks to be in a country where everyone are PS fans
FrenzyFro (1:20:20 AM): *checks for last bus*
FrenzyFro (1:20:37 AM): *.... the night before*
FrenzyFro (1:21:08 AM): hmm, 11:45
FrenzyFro (1:21:15 AM): 10 hours in line isn't too bad
FrenzyFro (1:21:30 AM): if I bike, would the Wii fit in my backpack?
FrenzyFro (1:23:26 AM): Jon - could you measure your Wii?
Im Ngamer (1:23:38 AM): sure thing Fro
Im Ngamer (1:23:49 AM): let me get out my measuring stick here...
Im Ngamer (1:25:50 AM): ok, my Wii is 15 inches right now
Infil12 (1:25:53 AM): it won't fit.
Im Ngamer (1:26:01 AM): Fro, I think we could get it in...
Im Ngamer (1:26:08 AM): I don't promise it will be comfortable
Im Ngamer (1:26:51 AM): you might have to ride back hunched over, with a Wii in there
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): but if you start stretching and exercising now, it might not leave you exhausted
ID #252
Occurred: Dec 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.710/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (10:27:32 PM): dang it zombie! I didn't add you so you could downvote my quotes!
zonkies (10:27:43 PM): Did I downvote them?
zonkies (10:27:50 PM): >.< I dont know how to downvote or upvote
zonkies (10:28:38 PM): Oh I get it now
zonkies (10:28:43 PM): oooooooh
zonkies (10:29:03 PM): No no see, I thought we were voting for the words "gay meh heh haha lololol!11!"
zonkies (10:29:08 PM): Diffrent quotes like that
zonkies (10:29:15 PM): but actually we're voting for whats below it
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