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ID #231
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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(20:02:33) COME as u r337: time for..
(20:02:34) COME as u r337: poop!
(20:02:37) Blueline Goddess: heheh
(20:03:27) Im Ngamer: don't encourage him!
(20:03:41) Im Ngamer: we'll never potty-train him at this rate
(20:12:54) Blueline Goddess: just like the absentee father to come in and attempt to tell me how to parent MY child!
(20:13:29) Im Ngamer: I was thinking of him more as a puppy dog
(20:13:36) Im Ngamer: but that works too I guess
(20:13:51) Blueline Goddess: hmm, incest or beastiality... *thinks*
(20:14:14) Im Ngamer: I guess it depends on the breed, for me
(20:14:13) StvnHaley: in time its gonna have the same end result so it really doesnt matter
ID #465
Occurred: 3 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 8:18 PM
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Rating: 2.565/4 (23 votes)
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*during half-time of Super Bowl 42*
COME as u r337 (6:56:02 PM): good first half
COME as u r337 (6:56:15 PM): now, who wants to pick a Petty song?
COME as u r337 (6:56:18 PM): First song will be...
COME as u r337 (6:56:23 PM): Runnin Down A Dream
Im Ngamer (6:56:38 PM): sorry Come, I don't make petty bets
ID #193
Occurred: 20 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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(23:58:26) Neo1337: "Send us the top 10 ways you can tell a chef used to be a hacker."
(23:58:44) Neo1337: The story:
(23:58:49) Neo1337: "A Brisbane man who pleaded guilty to hacking into a former employer's system told the judge he has stopped working in IT and is training to become a chef."

* Introduces himself to you as an ex-hacker
* Apron says "World's Best Hacker"
* Wears a white hat
* Cooks nothing but ramen
* RAIDs his 5 small freezers into one big one
* Dishwasher has 128-bit encryption
* When asked about why it's taking so long to prepare the food, says "It's behind a firewall"
* Tries to get into the FBI's database with the blender
* Large collection of pornography hidden under the radishes
* Hacks vegetables
* Food on your plate is sorted by "Last Modified" date
* The cookies have chips in them
* Restaraunt has a /\/\ 3 |\| |_|
* Works for free
* Bill must be paid via PayPal
* Gets a phonecall from Microsoft 4 minutes into turning on his laptop in the kitchen
* Thinks he's better than every other chef
* Menu only has crackers on it
(Contributors: Wheat, BloodE, Sam, Neo, Dayle)
ID #354
Occurred: 14 Jun 2006
Submitted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:45 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
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(12:58:39 PM) Toryeeyore has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (12:58:45 PM): morning Thor
Toryeeyore (12:59:19 PM): hiya sweetie
BadassFal (12:59:27 PM): someone talking in here?
NathanStinson (1:00:00 PM): who is thor?
Im Ngamer (1:00:06 PM): Fal's old girlfriend
*10 minutes of Fal/Thor arguing later*
Toryeeyore (1:09:21 PM): he caNt take me back
BadassFal (1:09:27 PM): :-\
NathanStinson (1:09:23 PM): ?
NathanStinson (1:09:27 PM): are you a gril?
Im Ngamer (1:09:31 PM): Nate, don't even try
CieloAzor (1:09:33 PM): heh
Im Ngamer (1:09:35 PM): just stay out
CieloAzor (1:09:38 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (1:10:38 PM): now just watch, Thor will cook a steak on her forehead and Nate will look like a genius
CieloAzor (1:10:48 PM): hahahahaha
ID #33
Occurred: Jan 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.567/4 (30 votes)
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FoodsHoverCage (1:24:51 PM): Haircut, work, sleep, all that good stuff
(1:25:00 PM) FoodsHoverCage has left the room.
Im Ngamer (1:25:11 PM): 1:30 in the aft and he's already thinking about sleep
COME as u r337 (1:25:40 PM): i slept horribly.. it was too hot in here, but when i opened the window it was either rainy or cold
failurewarningV1 (1:26:24 PM): or that wierd man in the trenchcoat kept looking in
COME as u r337 (1:26:32 PM): I'm on the 2nd floor.
COME as u r337 (1:26:37 PM): he'd have to be 14 feet tall.
Im Ngamer (1:26:58 PM): *puts away stilts*
COME as u r337 (1:27:20 PM): Jon, don't play with your sex toys in front of the children
COME as u r337 (1:28:43 PM): you don't wanna know where he "puts them away"
COME as u r337 (1:29:02 PM): just realise that it requires a lot of grease and an air cannon
ID #448
Occurred: 1 Oct 2007
Submitted: 1 Oct 2007, 8:08 AM
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Rating: 2.539/4 (26 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (9:37:40 PM): 10000
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:42 PM): 20000
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:43 PM): 30000
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:44 PM): 40000
Neo1337 (9:37:49 PM): What are you doing
ShadowZeroPD (9:37:52 PM): din mor
ID #494
Occurred: 15 Oct 2008
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:09 AM
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Rating: 2.316/4 (19 votes)
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*during video game costume KotH*

<Ngamer> (21:56:30) [0:45, 2 points, 2 answers]
Q8. Holy wow, that's an eye-catching pair of.... boots she's sporting. It's pretty shameful to lose to a girl, but if doing so resulted in a victory pose like THIS, I bet it would happen much more often. Can you name this queen of the fighting scene, and what series she comes from?

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/earlyhalloween/529.jpg

<Ngamer> (21:57:17) TIME is up for everyone!
<Ngamer> (21:57:29) this is of course...
<KotHBot> (21:57:32) Correct answer: Cammy from Street Fighter
<KotHBot> (21:57:32) +2 points to Infil

*later on*

<Ngamer> (22:33:21) here's a bonus of Cammy!
<Ngamer> (22:33:24) http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/earlyhalloween/529BONUS.jpg
<Infilament> (22:33:45) now THAT is top tier
<DK> (22:33:47) I wonder if she has Cammy-toe
ID #128
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.621/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (4:05:11 AM): I usually last long enough
octoinky (4:05:12 AM): ;-)
ShadowZeroPD (4:05:18 AM): din mor said otherwise last night
octoinky (4:05:46 AM): ;-)
octoinky (4:05:55 AM): eh personal WR (worst record) is 15 seconds
octoinky (4:05:58 AM): i was like wtf??!
CieloAzor (4:06:04 AM): What the?
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:08 AM): lol
octoinky (4:06:09 AM): i have no idea
CieloAzor (4:06:16 AM): Unlucky.
CieloAzor (4:06:24 AM): That was just a bad run.
octoinky (4:06:30 AM): well, she doesn't care, it wasn't really awkward
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:32 AM): you probly need a better strat
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:53 AM): several vids on the net
ID #260
Occurred: 29 Dec 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (00:52:08): ah, the joy of an ignored bloode :-[
BloodE of Sorrow (00:52:30): Neo, say something that will make my conversation sound amazing to Jim
octoinky (00:52:42): omfg thats so awesome bloodE
octoinky (00:52:48): THREE GIRLS?!?!
octoinky (00:52:50): damn
Neo1337 (00:53:22): Wow BloodE, is that true?
Im Ngamer (00:53:30): BloodE, there's no way...
octoinky (00:53:37): freakin incredible man
Im Ngamer (00:53:42): 14 inches?
Obfuscation314 (00:53:45): *applauds*
octoinky (00:53:46): my best is a girl and her mom, I can't believe you caught 3 girls at once
Neo1337 (00:53:47): Yeah...what did he say afterwards?
Neo1337 (00:53:57): Was he shocked?
BloodE of Sorrow (00:54:05): ...yes
Neo1337 (00:54:12): That you were also a guy I mean.
BloodE of Sorrow (00:54:13): More pissed than shocked
octoinky (00:54:13): three girls and their dad?!?! DAMN
BloodE of Sorrow (00:54:22): ...
BloodE of Sorrow (00:54:23): Wtf.
octoinky (00:54:37): 12yo triplets??! oh man that's tight
octoinky (00:54:39): if you catch my drift
ID #362
Occurred: 25 Jun 2006
Submitted: 26 Jun 2006, 1:46 PM
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Rating: 2.115/4 (26 votes)
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l34ss l3oost: ive dated 2 bi girls
octoinky: at once, alex?
l34ss l3oost: actually
l34ss l3oost: weird story
l34ss l3oost: they dated after our relationships
holycatholique: as in
holycatholique: each other?
l34ss l3oost: yes
holycatholique: bwahahaha
Infil12: did you get any footage of this?
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