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ID #211
Occurred: Sep 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:51:11 AM): I wonder if Minesweeper is the most played videogame ever
Im Ngamer (11:56:41 AM): hey! that Penev is a rotten liar
Im Ngamer (11:57:00 AM): he said clicking for about 10 minutes straight will get you a 1 second beginner score
Im Ngamer (11:57:13 AM): if you just keep restarting and clicking one square
Im Ngamer (11:57:25 AM): but they ran a test, and you can win on one click only
Im Ngamer (11:57:32 AM): 0.00119% of the time
Stickmansam 1024 (12:10:53 PM): anyway, 0.00119% is 1 in 840
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:06 PM): and clicking then restarting is only two key presses
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:17 PM): on a good day, Come could pull that off in less than two minutes
Im Ngamer (12:16:09 PM): 840, really?
Im Ngamer (12:16:10 PM): hmmmm
*one hour of clicking later*
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:03 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:07 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:09 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:16 PM): 0.00119%
Im Ngamer (1:29:18 PM): you did the math wrong, didn't you?
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:25 PM): is a chance of 0.0000119
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:36 PM): or one in 84,134
Im Ngamer (1:29:39 PM): and you wonder why no one's hired you yet!
ID #556
Occurred: 18 Jan 2012
Submitted: 18 Jan 2012, 10:17 AM
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Rating: 2.091/4 (11 votes)
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beastynetbook (4:05:21 PM): why did goose leave
carathornpd (4:05:34 PM): he had a gf
carathornpd (4:06:04 PM): dont think he does anymore
HistoricToast (4:07:46 PM): infil said they broke up i think
HistoricToast (4:07:51 PM): she broke up w/him i imagine?
carathornpd (4:08:08 PM): kind of
carathornpd (4:08:28 PM): he basically gave her so much attention that she lost interest quickly
carathornpd (4:08:35 PM): a fatal mistake we all make once
carathornpd (4:10:17 PM): yet have to make
carathornpd (4:11:06 PM): too many insults currently going through my mind
carathornpd (4:11:22 PM): bbl when Ive forgotten about them
HistoricToast (4:11:57 PM): i don't think i'm in danger of ever making that mistake etc etc etc
beastynetbook (4:12:09 PM): lool
ID #468
Occurred: 11 Feb 2008
Submitted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:33 PM
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Rating: 2.455/4 (22 votes)
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dragondragon18 (11:55:22 PM): I think Woll is hitting on you, Illu! Run!
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:26 PM): That's not Woll. Woll's board name is "GoldenGreg007." That was Matis. His board name is "Matabird." 1+2=3 and the vowels are A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y.
MotoXRider31 (11:55:54 PM): Goose is trying to teach! Everyone, take cover!
Blueline Goddess (11:55:57 PM): As long as Goose doesn't try to teach sex education, we'll all be fine.
ID #464
Occurred: 6 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:13 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (24 votes)
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dragondragon18 (3:11:58 AM): looks like i'm flying out to chicago on friday
Neo26988 (3:12:05 AM): how come
COME as u r337 (3:12:25 AM): probably on a plane!
COME as u r337 (3:12:26 AM): ohoho
ID #137
Occurred: Sep 17 2002
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.482/4 (27 votes)
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In other news, DJ Bachovin rockets past THREE players in total time to 170th. Watch out, Elite.
- Bryan Youse
ID #205
Occurred: Sep 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (18:00:08): the-elite.net - because you can't masturbate ALL the time
ID #147
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
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The controller is your weapon, let there be no restrictions on how you wield it.
~ ancient Chinese proverb, tr. Derek Clark
ID #371
Occurred: 19 Jul 2006
Submitted: 19 Jul 2006, 11:51 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (26 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (08:59:10): My penis is so big, I have to wear long pants everywhere
YourElitenessPD (08:59:19): And even then it pokes out down near my ankles
YourElitenessPD (08:59:32): People screaming and pointing is a common thing for me
MallowsSexCage (09:00:06): my dick is so big that it's got its own dick that's bigger than yours
ID #334
Occurred: May 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.370/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:00:18 PM): DeathShang (3:57:35 PM): what rash? lol, do i wanna know?
CieloAzor (5:00:26 PM): I was really hoping that comment wasn't about me. :-\
CieloAzor (5:00:34 PM): Dang you, Come!
Im Ngamer (5:00:41 PM): haha! but somehow you knew
Im Ngamer (5:01:03 PM): your ears weren't the only things burning!
ID #275
Occurred: Feb 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.036/4 (28 votes)
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Neo26988 (1:34:46 AM): Ok, get this.
Neo26988 (1:34:53 AM): Two 14 year old girls have been charged for murder.
Neo26988 (1:35:08 AM): What stupid 14 year old kills a taxi driver.
Neo26988 (1:35:18 AM): "Oh noes, can't pay the fair! I..umm...*stab stab*"
Im Ngamer (1:36:07 AM): are you sure that's what happened?
Neo26988 (1:36:20 AM): No, I made that bit up.
Neo26988 (1:36:22 AM): But they did kill him.
Im Ngamer (1:38:57 AM): but think about it this way... if they'd gotten away with it, they'd have been geniuses
Neo26988 (1:39:14 AM): They didn't get away with it though, did they Jon?
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): yeah, but if they had... that's $8.42 they just saved right there
Im Ngamer (1:40:58 AM): now, imagine if they could do that with every cab drive
Im Ngamer (1:41:05 AM): and... they take cabs all the time
Neo26988 (1:41:07 AM): $8.42? Taxis cost wayyy more than that over here.
Im Ngamer (1:41:21 AM): well then, it was even better
Im Ngamer (1:41:11 AM): could have saved millions!
Neo26988 (1:41:15 AM): Yeah.
Neo26988 (1:41:17 AM): Except.
Neo26988 (1:41:23 AM): They'd run out of taxi drivers, wouldn't they?
Neo26988 (1:41:37 AM): They'd eventually be an extinct species.
Im Ngamer (1:41:49 AM): well eventually no one would want to drive them, but then the rates would just go up
Im Ngamer (1:41:56 AM): because it would become a high paying job
Im Ngamer (1:42:05 AM): so they'd just be saving even more money
Im Ngamer (1:42:09 AM): with every stabbing
Neo26988 (1:42:18 AM): Well yeah, technically, but.
Neo26988 (1:42:21 AM): THEY'D BE KILLING PEOPLE.
Im Ngamer (1:42:50 AM): well, not for some dumb reason though
Im Ngamer (1:42:53 AM): it's just to save money
Im Ngamer (1:43:01 AM): you have to think like an economist here
Neo26988 (1:43:13 AM): I'd rather rob a bank.
Im Ngamer (1:44:53 AM): dang it Neo
Im Ngamer (1:45:00 AM): you're robbing from your own community!
CieloAzor (1:45:03 AM): I like the way you think, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:12 AM): thanks man
Neo26988 (1:45:25 AM): *sigh* You wouldn't agree with me if your life depended on it, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:34 AM): what? yes I would
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