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ID #320
Occurred: Apr 12 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:08:21 PM): well, I think info on a Wiki is meant to be "stolen"
Im Ngamer (5:08:42 PM): Wiki info enters the public domain
COME as u r337 (5:08:58 PM): Someone should register publicdomain.com
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:02 PM): already done.
COME as u r337 (5:09:03 PM): and claim the rights to EVERYTHING
COME as u r337 (5:09:16 PM): Is the entire Internet on that site, Sam?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:29 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:34 PM): takes a while to load
ID #59
Occurred: Feb 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.581/4 (31 votes)
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The Ad Killer (7:30:13 AM): Time for me to play some
The Ad Killer (7:30:16 AM): WOW!
OLLE boll e007 (7:30:47 AM): what level
The Ad Killer (7:30:54 AM): ...sorry, I just saw something really amazing outside my window
The Ad Killer (7:31:00 AM): I'm playing minesweeper
ID #397
Occurred: 18 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:21 PM
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Rating: 1.609/4 (23 votes)
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Mallow0519 (4:26:46 PM): ...
comeasur337 (4:26:53 PM): Hi Mallow
comeasur337 (4:27:28 PM): Whats up?
Mallow0519 (4:27:35 PM): i just installed AIM
comeasur337 (4:27:39 PM): cool
comeasur337 (4:27:50 PM): yeah.. noticed youve not been on lately
Cyber1166 (4:28:00 PM): what happened?
Mallow0519 (4:28:10 PM): i uninstalled it ...
Cyber1166 (4:28:32 PM): aw... that wasn't a very good story
comeasur337 (4:28:36 PM): yeah
comeasur337 (4:28:42 PM): i expected like.. a bear attack
Cyber1166 (4:28:59 PM): try it again, and this time, funny it up
Mallow0519 (4:29:33 PM): yeah, ok... i uninstalled aim so I wouldn't have to ask it (aim) to sit and rotate on my penis every minute of my life
Cyber1166 (4:29:49 PM): haha! much better
ID #351
Occurred: 13 Jun 2006
Submitted: 31 Dec 1969, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo1337 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo1337 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*
ID #166
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.485/4 (33 votes)
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Its Ramzi (12:20:19 AM): do you have stairs in your house?
YourElitenessPD (12:20:25 AM): Nope
Its Ramzi (12:20:33 AM): goddammit man
YourElitenessPD (12:20:52 AM): I am familiar with staircases though, and am experienced in using them
ID #221
Occurred: Oct 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.778/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:31 PM): I wanna join the Train Force
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:47 PM): like the Air Force or the Navy, only trains
Obfuscation314 (8:39:19 PM): This looks like a job for
Obfuscation314 (8:39:25 PM): the Unicycle Force!
Im Ngamer (8:41:31 PM): "why didn't you catch Osama Bin Laden?!"
Im Ngamer (8:41:36 PM): "the road was really bumpy... what did you want us to do, get down and walk after him?"
COME as u r337 (8:41:47 PM): No Jon
COME as u r337 (8:42:03 PM): The correct answer is "He was on a TRICYCLE"
ID #594
Occurred: 19 Jan 2016
Submitted: 20 Jan 2016, 12:56 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (5 votes)
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(00:45:38) GoldenJ007: I prob wouldn't use the faster internet much
(00:45:39) Thiradell: what Internet do you have right now
(00:45:47) GoldenJ007: 20 down 1 up avg
(00:47:12) Thiradell: must take awhile to upload those killer GE PR videos
(00:47:52) ngameratwork: you like growing your twitch fanbase and having an active channel and chatting with your friends there but you're currently locked into only playing games from 1997
(00:47:58) ngameratwork: upgrade and break the chains
(00:48:05) Thiradell: ^this is very true, Jim
(00:48:08) Thiradell: you should play a different game
(00:48:18) Infilament: you could play Rocket League on stream if you had better net
(00:48:55) GoldenJ007: Pay higher fee to use the HOV lane on the internet, basically
(00:49:00) GoldenJ007: Kinda bs but hey
(00:49:07) Infilament: well, it's either that or start your own ISP
(00:49:11) Thiradell: the Internet is still a market lol
(00:49:15) Thiradell: the better providers charge more
(00:49:40) Infilament: it's actually closer to paying a higher fee to own a corvette instead of a pinto
(00:49:41) ngameratwork: more like paying more to travel by sports car instead of moped on a highway
(00:49:49) Thiradell: lol
(00:49:51) Infilament: dang, beat ng like a rented mule there
(00:50:10) GoldenJ007: wow
ID #164
Occurred: Aug 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.409/4 (44 votes)
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BadassFal (1:20:25 AM): ha, i cant believe it, my brother has finally lost his virginity at the age of 22 haha
WouterJ007 (1:26:51 AM): oh! 22 you say? ah!! 1 year to go for me
BadassFal (1:27:07 AM): haha!
WouterJ007 (1:45:19 AM): what about you fal
AlexPenev1 (1:55:20 AM): Didn't you hear? Fal also lost his virginity. Same place and time as his brother.
ID #243
Occurred: 26 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:48:16 PM): where were YOU?
Neo1337 (5:48:24 PM): Noosa.
Im Ngamer (5:52:15 PM): No, sir?
Im Ngamer (5:52:19 PM): just tell me where you went!
Neo1337 (5:52:28 PM): I told you, Noosa.
Im Ngamer (5:52:41 PM): stop talking like Jar Jar Binks, and tell me where you went
Neo1337 (5:53:05 PM): Fine, I went north for 2 hours to some resort to visit my friends, ok?
Im Ngamer (5:53:35 PM): messa happy with that response
ID #577
Occurred: 7 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (7 votes)
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*Alec enters all excited after a baseball playoff game went 18 innings*

(12:08:43 AM) DrInvertigone has entered the room.
DrInvertigone (12:09:05 AM): Clayton Kershaw is honey and the Cardinals are bees. Zack Greinke is garlic and the Cardinals are vampires.
DrInvertigone (12:12:47 AM): I swear on my life Detroit's hitting is there, the starting pitching is there. But my oh my if the Tigers sat down and played Werewolf in the clubhouse the whole bullpen would be lynched on Day One.
isthatagoodt (12:10:09 AM): how did you handle 2 games at once going on for 6 innings
DrInvertigone (12:10:17 AM): I didn't.
DrInvertigone (12:10:23 AM): I don't have the splitscreen luxury.
DrInvertigone (12:10:30 AM): I watched all 18 innings of the Giants/Nats game.
DKK5 (12:48:02 AM): How is Alec still awake
DrInvertigone (12:49:00 AM): This thing, called Baseball. I just, can handle it. I am ready. Crazy Little Thing Called Baseball. And that, Mr. Kovaz, is why I'm still up.
Infilament (1:02:18 AM): what do you mean, "don't have the splitscreen luxury"
Infilament (1:02:21 AM): watch one of the games on your computer
Infilament (1:03:53 AM): we gotta teach you how to multitask, Al
DrInvertigone (1:04:15 AM): I'm breathing and typing at the same time. That's multitasking right there.
Infilament (1:04:45 AM): well, let's level you up to post-toddler multitasking next time
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