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ID #192
Occurred: Sep 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (28 votes)
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(01:35:24) KLuminate: i think the community is unhealthy for all of us
(01:35:28) KLuminate: we need to get to the real world
(01:35:32) KLuminate: were all decent guys
(01:35:42) KLuminate: but being here now....why are we not in bed, Sam?
(01:35:46) KLuminate: its 1.37 in the UK
(01:35:52) Stickmansam 1024: because I'm not attracted to you physically
ID #560
Occurred: 4 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.546/4 (11 votes)
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*after Bcks is eliminated from the Summer Contest*
Regular Mg (11:19:39 PM): Someone: Fast Death Rankings
Regular Mg (11:19:42 PM): wat
wheatrich (11:19:47 PM): I didn't get that either
Im Ngamer (11:21:25 PM): in the era when everyone was creating GE Rocket League and all that, Bcks started a competition to see who could die the fastest on each level
wheatrich (11:21:58 PM): hitler wants strategies on quick deaths
wheatrich (11:22:00 PM): surprise surprise
ID #11
Occurred: 14 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:59:03 PM): ok, great Jimbo moment I have to share
Im Ngamer (9:59:34 PM):
GoldenJ007 (9:55:54 PM): lol, wtf
GoldenJ007 (9:55:57 PM): Gonna leave me in MN?
Im Ngamer (9:56:13 PM): nay, you'd love living with Boss too much
Im Ngamer (9:56:27 PM): that would be BOSS punishment
Im Ngamer (9:56:40 PM): you'd eat them out of house and home!
GoldenJ007 (9:56:53 PM): wtf
GoldenJ007 (9:56:57 PM): Honestly, I don't eat that much
Im Ngamer (10:00:13 PM): and then I totally just made this next line up
Im Ngamer (10:00:19 PM):
Im Ngamer (9:57:13 PM): didn't you once eat 6 hot dogs at one sitting?
GoldenJ007 (9:57:22 PM): .....I was STARVING then
ID #590
Occurred: 17 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:23 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (6 votes)
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*Alec's favorite team the Chicago Blackhawks make the Championship series, but he keeps picking them to lose every game along the way*

(23:26:27) DrInvertigone: I honestly think it'll be Ducks in 3.
(23:26:44) DrInvertigone: Hawks have no chance.
(23:30:59) Infilament: you are literally the worst, alec
(23:31:00) Thiradell: 3?
(23:31:21) DrInvertigone: Yes. Ducks in 3.
(23:31:32) DrInvertigone: Hawks might as well not show up.
(23:32:53) Infilament: how serious are you
(23:33:28) DrInvertigone: Close to 100.
(23:33:39) Infilament: then you can shut the FUCK up
(23:33:49) isthatagoodt: time to block this fool
(23:34:04) DrInvertigone: Actually it's only beginning.
(23:38:10) Infilament: alec i'm legitimately insulted at your hawks pred
(23:38:24) Infilament: you have won 8 games and lost 2
(23:38:35) Infilament: and you have predicted your team would lose every single fucking game
(23:38:36) Thiradell: lol

(00:16:26) GoldenJ007: Corey serious question since I don't follow hockey, what are the Hawk's chances?
(00:16:44) DrInvertigone: Ducks will squash a train through the Hawks.
(00:16:58) GoldenJ007: Squash a train, the hell
(00:16:59) GoldenJ007: lol
(00:16:59) Thiradell: what percentage
(00:17:07) DrInvertigone: 000000000000000.1
(00:17:32) ngonhislaptop: Alec you need to use those 0s on the other side of the dot
(00:17:45) TopRogue7: lol
(00:18:01) DrInvertigone: There is a lot of rampant negativity from Hawks fans. I'm in the same boat.
(00:18:03) TopRogue7: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1
(00:18:26) TopRogue7: uh, i don't know a single hawks fan who has anything negative to say about the team
(00:18:39) TopRogue7: other than you who isn't really a hawks fan, but a Skip Bayless level troll
(00:19:17) DrInvertigone: Go on HF - Hockey's Future and look at the Hawks board. Lots of pessimism to be had.
(00:19:51) TopRogue7: so how many alt accounts did they let you make?
(00:19:53) GoldenJ007: You gonna follow the Bears much this season?
(00:20:10) DrInvertigone: Do I look like I have that much time?
ID #490
Occurred: 14 Jul 2008
Submitted: 14 Jul 2008, 11:15 PM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (20 votes)
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10:11:40 PM AlecBoy006: The players used to paid at the end of every episode.
10:11:42 PM AlecBoy006: The winner that is.
10:11:52 PM AlecBoy006: Kinda like jeopardy- where the winner returns for the next episode.
10:12:03 PM AlecBoy006: It took place in Wrigley Field from Los Angeles.
10:12:06 PM Brent Wingert: lucky for you chat's not like that show alec
10:12:09 PM Brent Wingert: you'd never return
10:12:23 PM AlecBoy006: So you're calling me a loser?
ID #394
Occurred: 23 Oct 2006
Submitted: 24 Oct 2006, 12:10 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (24 votes)
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NgamerAtWork (11:02:45 PM): ugh, these CNN.com headlines on the side of the Onion keep messing me up
NgamerAtWork (11:03:19 PM): I'm like One Feared Dead in Mine Collapse
"hum, well I guess that's KIND of funny..."
CieloAzor (11:03:42 PM): Would be better if it said mime collapse.
ID #60
Occurred: Feb 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.765/4 (34 votes)
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The Ad Killer (10:26:04 AM): CAPSLOCK FRIDAY RULES.
COME as u r337 (10:26:20 AM): ITS ALMOST OVER FOR YOU, SAM
The Ad Killer (10:26:25 AM): IT'S WAY BETTER THAN SCROLL LOCK THURSDAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE THINKING WITH THAT.
ID #261
Occurred: Dec 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:04:46 AM): you there! the one with the databases!
YourElitenessPD (2:04:54 AM): .
Im Ngamer (2:15:03 AM): I've got the NSA table ready to roll, but NOW
Im Ngamer (2:15:14 AM): it's just a matter of inputing the "start times"
YourElitenessPD (2:19:30 AM): I haven't done much with timestamp fields
Im Ngamer (2:20:39 AM): yeah, I don't know, just seemed like a decent option
Im Ngamer (2:20:53 AM): let's go with what you're most comfortable with that gets the job done
YourElitenessPD (2:21:04 AM): Alrighty
YourElitenessPD (2:21:16 AM): Make a post in Gen Chat and update every 4 hours
Im Ngamer (2:22:16 AM): dang it YE!
Im Ngamer (2:22:24 AM): this is the Computer Age
YourElitenessPD (2:22:38 AM): That's using a computer...
Im Ngamer (2:22:44 AM): the goal is to let machines do the work FOR us
YourElitenessPD (2:23:19 AM): Yeah, saves you from running over to the ezboard server manually and changing the data on the hard drive with a magnet
ID #562
Occurred: 13 Jun 2012
Submitted: 20 Jun 2012, 4:46 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(23:25:37) AlecBoy006: If I ever go to Virginia, I want to bring Mace.
(23:26:10) Ngameratwork: funny, Liz said the same thing when she heard you were coming
(23:26:21) AlecBoy006: For real?
(23:26:33) Ngameratwork: she sounded pretty serious, yeah
ID #117
Occurred: 26 Jun 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.194/4 (31 votes)
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COME as u r337 (9:13:58 PM): http://img164.exs.cx/img164/8666/pic0028ak.jpg
katslover42 (9:18:47 PM): Can Pringle Kid be considered child pornography?
Im Ngamer (9:18:50 PM): how old would you say Pringle Kid is?
Neo1337 (9:18:57 PM): He's probably 5.
Neo1337 (9:18:59 PM): But like.
Neo1337 (9:19:01 PM): Kats has a point.
Neo1337 (9:19:05 PM): *stops showing mum*
COME as u r337 (9:19:23 PM): Wait, are you demonstrating for her, neo?
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