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ID #597
Occurred: 29 Dec 2016
Submitted: 29 Dec 2016, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (4 votes)
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(08:08:00 PM) Jim Barrett: Liz 3 weeks from due
(08:08:11 PM) Jim Barrett: Was hoping Hutch would put up a pic, since the baby is probably 50% of total body weight there
(08:09:46 PM) ngameratwork: if Youse were here he'd call Nate the ultimate cuckmaster, now responsible for not one but two babies
(08:10:00 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Me? Hmm, I suppose I am
(08:10:11 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Two human beings exist because of me... weird thought
(08:10:13 PM) Jim Barrett: 2 humans, you are solely to blame
(08:10:23 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Yup I guess I'll take responsibility
(08:11:12 PM) Jim Barrett: Ngamer is responsible for closer to 15 humans
(08:11:19 PM) Jim Barrett: And pays 0 child support
(08:11:56 PM) ngameratwork: closer to 150 when you factor in my sperm donations
(08:13:54 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Hmmm have you ever thought of going to the sperm bank for donations Jim?
(08:17:28 PM) ngameratwork: he doesn't need to, he does well enough at the bars
ID #48
Occurred: Dec 27 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (11:54:20 PM): What's the biggest cash prize...thing...you Americans have had for a lotto?
COME as u r337 (11:54:38 PM): the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:04 PM): you mean...someone one a trip to the moon?
COME as u r337 (11:55:08 PM): no
COME as u r337 (11:55:11 PM): they won the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:16 PM): no, they didn't
COME as u r337 (11:55:21 PM): yes, they did
Neo26988 (11:55:22 PM): what's the biggest CASH prize
Neo26988 (11:55:29 PM): not an object like the moon
COME as u r337 (11:55:30 PM): they traded it in for cash
ID #274
Occurred: Feb 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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(18:57:44) comeasur: She's a retard then.
(18:58:38) Ngamer: is that how you answered all your math word problems, Come?
(18:58:55) comeasur: The ones where the people were retards, jon.
(18:59:02) Ngamerr: "Harry is trying to use 2 jugs to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
(18:59:08) Ngamer: "he's a retard, case closed"
(18:59:25) comeasur: Well, it would depend on the jugs.
(18:59:30) Stickmansam 1024: "Harry has become distracted by 2 jugs while trying to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
ID #211
Occurred: Sep 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:51:11 AM): I wonder if Minesweeper is the most played videogame ever
Im Ngamer (11:56:41 AM): hey! that Penev is a rotten liar
Im Ngamer (11:57:00 AM): he said clicking for about 10 minutes straight will get you a 1 second beginner score
Im Ngamer (11:57:13 AM): if you just keep restarting and clicking one square
Im Ngamer (11:57:25 AM): but they ran a test, and you can win on one click only
Im Ngamer (11:57:32 AM): 0.00119% of the time
Stickmansam 1024 (12:10:53 PM): anyway, 0.00119% is 1 in 840
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:06 PM): and clicking then restarting is only two key presses
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:17 PM): on a good day, Come could pull that off in less than two minutes
Im Ngamer (12:16:09 PM): 840, really?
Im Ngamer (12:16:10 PM): hmmmm
*one hour of clicking later*
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:03 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:07 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:09 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:16 PM): 0.00119%
Im Ngamer (1:29:18 PM): you did the math wrong, didn't you?
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:25 PM): is a chance of 0.0000119
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:36 PM): or one in 84,134
Im Ngamer (1:29:39 PM): and you wonder why no one's hired you yet!
ID #95
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.645/4 (31 votes)
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COME as u r337: WS flap 11668
katslover42: Keep flapping, and maybe you'll fly.
ID #124
Occurred: Jul 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.765/4 (34 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:06:59 PM): 69 votes, now
Im Ngamer (11:07:03 PM): how many to each player?
yoshifan28 (11:07:07 PM): Expert 41
Obfuscation314 (11:07:08 PM): 35 SZ
TheBigBossman007 (11:07:08 PM): Expert 33
BadassFal (11:07:09 PM): 40 jim!
spedparade1 (11:07:10 PM): 35 SZ
ShadowZeroPD (11:07:13 PM): expert 40 :(
spedparade1 (11:07:19 PM): 36 expert
octoinky (11:07:29 PM): 40 expert
l34ss l3oost (11:07:36 PM): 39 expert
gbattack (11:08:06 PM): SZ 38...
CieloAzor (11:08:19 PM): 37 Expert
GoldenGreg007 (11:08:21 PM): 68 expert
GoldenGreg007 (11:08:56 PM): oh i thought we were sharing minesweeper scores
ID #148
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (28 votes)
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Do not eat your controller. I can't stress this one enough.
~ Derek Clark, Game Rage part 4
ID #154
Occurred: Aug 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.931/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (7:13:37 PM): jean text messaged me asking if he won
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:55 PM): sms
octoinky (7:14:37 PM): what does SMS stand for?
Neo26988 (7:14:46 PM): Short Message System or something.
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:47 PM): short messaging system or something
Neo26988 (7:14:53 PM): rofl
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:53 PM): rofl
megawabs (7:14:54 PM): lol
Neo26988 (7:14:55 PM): lmfgao
ID #44
Occurred: 10 Jan 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.821/4 (28 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:51:10 PM): I'm gonna IM that site to paragon
YourElitenessPD (6:51:21 PM): What site?
COME as u r337 (6:51:28 PM): www.wwujd.com
Cyber1166 (6:52:49 PM): erm... why would Paragon care?
YourElitenessPD (6:53:12 PM): Shh... just sit and watch their warning levels increase
COME as u r337 (6:53:15 PM): i duno
COME as u r337 (6:53:19 PM): ive never talked to him
COME as u r337 (6:53:22 PM): and it would just be cool
ID #55
Occurred: Jan 08 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (12:22:37 AM): she works at steak n shake
COME as u r337 (12:22:47 AM): and we used to go in there like.. every other night during high school
COME as u r337 (12:22:51 AM): and she was bitchy all the time
COME as u r337 (12:22:54 AM): and mean to us
COME as u r337 (12:23:07 AM): so we'd leave her tips.. by writing on the napkins
COME as u r337 (12:23:13 AM): like.. "cheap meat costs less"
COME as u r337 (12:23:20 AM): "loose belt brings no pants"
COME as u r337 (12:23:24 AM): stuff like that
COME as u r337 (12:23:30 AM): she kicked us out like. all the time
Im Ngamer (12:24:17 AM): man... those are great tips
Im Ngamer (12:24:22 AM): way over 15%, I'd say
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