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ID #294
Occurred: Apr 04 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:01 PM): my brother has a band
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:04 PM): they make "music"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:23 PM): they want to call their next album "...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..."
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:35 PM): like "Argh", but so long it doesn't fit on the cover
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:44 PM): nobody knows how long it actually is
Stickmansam 1024 (4:29:39 PM): I vote for just calling it "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:10 PM): then maybe the follow up can be "-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:15 PM): then "-gggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
holycatholique (4:30:32 PM): "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
holycatholique (4:30:34 PM): "?"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:31:06 PM): now that's just silly
ID #198
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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KLuminate (19:00:40): some people are offended by any sexual reference or mild cursing
KLuminate (19:00:47): so you cant talk to them
J Eternia F (19:01:09): I'm totally offended by sexual reference
Stickmansam 1024 (19:01:18): Sex!
J Eternia F (19:01:18): but I'll gladly pour tar on your twat
ID #573
Occurred: 19 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:03 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Ritch is talking about the new matching "cartoon devil with an erection" tattoos her and her friend got last month*

(21:37:56) Infilament: Third, would you get a Satan tattoo spread across your chest on a dare?
(21:38:08) venisonvixen: My satan tattoo has a penis.
(21:38:16) Infilament: right, it has to have a penis too
(21:38:28) venisonvixen: It's adorbs though :)
(21:38:52) Thiradell: on a dare?
(21:38:59) Thiradell: you should've asked me if I would for $10,000
(21:39:34) Infilament: didn't your best friend get the same tattoo in the last month, rachel
(21:39:54) Infilament: because you strapped your friend to the tattoo chair and held a gun?
(21:40:13) venisonvixen: No
(21:40:33) venisonvixen: we dared each other to get matching surprise tattoos
(21:40:38) venisonvixen: and not look till it was done. artist's choice
(21:41:06) ngameratwork: artist's choice for something on your body for the rest of your life, holy smokes
(21:41:07) Infilament: you got satan's penis on your body without knowing it?
(21:41:21) COME as u r337: thats usually how it happens, infil
(21:41:31) BluelineGoddess: tampons - satan's cottony fingers
(21:41:31) DKK5: here's the thing Infil, devils with erections are a big part of my life
(21:42:56) COME as u r337: Rach, will you get a tattoo of Jimbo's pushup pic?
(21:44:33) TopRogue7: she already has a picture of satan and his penis, come
(21:44:34) venisonvixen: I'll get a Charlie Brown/Snoopy tattoo... and a pickle.
(21:44:52) venisonvixen: my best friend and I are getting matching pickles.
(21:44:57) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:15) DKK5: I'm gonna get a tattoo of Charlie Brown and Snoopy with his red dog dick double teaming Peppermint Patty
(21:56:19) venisonvixen: The artist said it's an "F-U" to the world
(22:05:08) venisonvixen: My mother will have a heart attack if she sees this one.
(22:09:11) venisonvixen: She only gets mad because "Dr Zador said no tattoos"
(22:09:28) venisonvixen: I said, "Dr Zador was a pediatric endocrinologist. tattoos are illegal for kids."
(22:10:10) ngameratwork: doctor zador doctor zador. doctor zador doctor zador. ooooooooh doctor zador
(22:10:20) venisonvixen: Dr Zador was a tyrant.
(22:10:45) COME as u r337: I am boycotting Dr Zador from this day forward.
ID #340
Occurred: Jun 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.630/4 (27 votes)
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DeathShang: theres loads to see, just having the time to view it all. There is some ugly lasses around mind, but you`ve gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess
CieloAzor: heh
dragondragon18 has entered the room.
NathanStinson: *pulls out sword*
CieloAzor: drag!
CieloAzor: Slay him!
NathanStinson: *slays*
dragondragon18: *dies*
dragondragon18 has left the room.
NathanStinson: *cheers*
NathanStinson: where's the girl now, shang?
CieloAzor: He said you have to slay a few.
NathanStinson: dragondragon
NathanStinson: thats two
CieloAzor: Looks like he was #18.
ID #81
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Wouter: Everybody knows I'm a woman.
rpauk: God doesn't yet.
Neo: He does, he's just being polite and doesn't want to say anything.
ID #585
Occurred: 10 Dec 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:56 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (5 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (12:55:29 AM): I caught a mouse on stream
GoldenJimbo007 (12:55:40 AM): Brought the little son of a bitch to my table (still alive for a good 40 mins btw)
GoldenJimbo007 (12:55:46 AM): Waited for him to die, no dice
GoldenJimbo007 (12:55:49 AM): So he peed on my table, then I got mad
GoldenJimbo007 (12:55:53 AM): So I took him outside and ended the misery there, stomped on the trap
GoldenJimbo007 (12:55:57 PM): Popped its eye out but wasn't dead
GoldenJimbo007 (12:55:59 PM): I had my sandals on (with socks, sigh)
Thiradell (12:56:28 AM): your table has the power of death but he was alive for 40 minutes?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:56:31 AM): Plastic mouse trap, caught him by the nose
GoldenJimbo007 (12:56:45 AM): So he was kicking and squeeling as I put him on camera
GoldenJimbo007 (12:56:54 AM): I set the trap/mouse next to my microphone and played around with this
GoldenJimbo007 (12:56:58 AM): 40 minutes later he's still trying to get out
Thiradell (12:57:28 AM): twitch suing
Infilament (12:57:51 AM): jimbo gets mad because an animal in his death throes urinated while jimbo was putting him on camera for his own amusement
DKK5 (12:58:01 AM): ^
Infilament (12:58:03 AM): so jimbo taught that son of a bitch a good lesson
DKK5 (12:58:32 AM): Torturing animals in public is a slippery slope
DKK5 (12:58:40 AM): Just ask known troll thingy
GoldenJimbo007 (12:58:56 AM): It's not torture when he previously ate through some of my food and poo'd all over my pots and pans
StinsonOnIphone (12:59:09 AM): Lol
StinsonOnIphone (12:59:13 AM): So it's justified?
DKK5 (12:59:26 AM): That's what the folks at Guantanamo Bay said
ID #170
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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(04:20:32) AlexPenev1: look you want porn, lots of it, she also needs porn, lots of it. otherwise you'll both turn gay.
(04:21:31) AlexPenev1: you may not know this yet, but you're probably half-way to turning gay already. you need to act while you still can!
(04:21:24) JamesBond315xxx: I don't look at porn (WTFOMG!!!)
(04:21:57) AlexPenev1: you don't look at porn, and you're in a chatroom with hot sexy men.
(04:22:02) AlexPenev1: ...
(04:22:14) JamesBond315xxx: And I'm going out with a girl.
(04:22:23) AlexPenev1: pretence.
(04:22:32) AlexPenev1: you're only lying to yourself, man
(04:23:24) GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
(04:24:40) AlexPenev1: jimbo, this guy doesn't look at porn. do you think he's gay?
(04:24:47) JamesBond315xxx: ...
ID #228
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:38:07 PM): FIRE ALARM!
Im Ngamer (6:38:10 PM): *runs*
COME as u r337 (6:38:40 PM): We had a fire alarm go off during a tornado warning at school once.
COME as u r337 (6:38:57 PM): Everyone rushed outside while tucking their head between their knees.
ID #262
Occurred: Jan 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.462/4 (26 votes)
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Neo26988: Good news, Elite!
COME as u r337: you came out of the closet?
Neo26988: Mark did his half-marathon in under 2 hours.
COME as u r337: aw
COME as u r337: *zips his pants back up*
ID #136
Occurred: Jan 01 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
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Now that I think about it, i feel just a teeny bit bad about the people I dismissed as cheaters without a second's thought, whose times aren't even near the records today.
~ Wes McKinney, GoldenEye Extreme
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