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ID #390
Occurred: 26 Sep 2006
Submitted: 25 Sep 2006, 7:07 PM
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Rating: 2.125/4 (24 votes)
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Cyber1166 (00:04:26): 12. Zelda - Blood
Cyber1166 (00:04:30): 13. Link - Lark
Cyber1166 (00:04:47): 14. Young Link - Vick
Cyber1166 (00:05:04): 15. Pikachu - Shep
Cyber1166 (00:05:16): 16. Jigglypuff - PDO
Cyber1166 (00:05:32): 17. Bond - Marth
BloodE of Sorrow (00:05:36): 17?
RyanWhiteGoose (00:05:39): 17?
Cyber1166 (00:05:43): uh oh! one too many characters!
Cyber1166 (00:05:48): we'll have to have a playin!
Rshepherd1000 (00:05:51): playin between bloode and bond!
BloodE of Sorrow (00:05:59): nope!
Cyber1166 (00:06:01): QB, roll 1 17 sided die
Cyber1166 (00:06:07): the number picked will be in the playin
OnlineHost (00:06:14): CieloAzor rolled 1 17-sided die: 12
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:17): yay
Cyber1166 (00:06:18): 12!
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:18): fucking
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:19): CUNT
CieloAzor (00:06:24): haha
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:24): what the fuck are the chances?
RyanWhiteGoose (00:06:24): hahaha
CieloAzor (00:06:25): ownt
BloodE of Sorrow (00:06:26): I mean really
Cyber1166 (00:06:26): it's Zelda/Blood!
ID #394
Occurred: 23 Oct 2006
Submitted: 24 Oct 2006, 12:10 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (24 votes)
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NgamerAtWork (11:02:45 PM): ugh, these CNN.com headlines on the side of the Onion keep messing me up
NgamerAtWork (11:03:19 PM): I'm like One Feared Dead in Mine Collapse
"hum, well I guess that's KIND of funny..."
CieloAzor (11:03:42 PM): Would be better if it said mime collapse.
ID #49
Occurred: Dec 28 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:13:46 PM): Why did my closed captioning say "Top of sexual sexual"
COME as u r337 (2:13:58 PM): what are you watching?
Cereal Fetish (2:14:08 PM): Cowboys/Saints
COME as u r337 (2:14:49 PM): the guys in the closed captioning booth must be watching pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:14:59 PM): that would be the best job ever
COME as u r337 (2:15:07 PM): to do closed captioning for pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:15:14 PM): (moaning)
COME as u r337 (2:15:21 PM): (moaning louder)
COME as u r337 (2:15:32 PM): (grunting)
ID #398
Occurred: 24 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:23 PM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:25:43 PM): yeah.. you should definitely just skip school and stay in here all day Paul
COME as u r337 (5:25:53 PM): We'll teach you whats really goin on
COME as u r337 (5:26:18 PM): I'll handle cunnilingus.. Ng gets fellatio.. Biz is the anal expert
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): jon is blowjobs
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): giving
COME as u r337 (5:32:55 PM): not receiving
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:19 PM): there is a $5.00 class fee for bananas
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:34 PM): instructional bananas
COME as u r337 (5:33:37 PM): omg
COME as u r337 (5:33:41 PM): i can just see Ngamer
COME as u r337 (5:33:44 PM): like.. andy dick from oldschool
COME as u r337 (5:33:48 PM): teaching the bj class
COME as u r337 (5:33:49 PM): hahahahah
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:57 PM): lol
BiZiCHYLD (5:34:46 PM): jons credentials are good
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:01 PM): he graduated at the top of his class from BJU
COME as u r337 (5:35:27 PM): graduated Cum Laude
COME as u r337 (5:35:46 PM): the valiDICKtorian
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): omg
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): stop
COME as u r337 (5:36:01 PM): haha
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:01 PM): it's too much
COME as u r337 (5:36:10 PM): the HEAD of the class
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:40 PM): you could say he was the PENIS of the school!
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:47 PM): err, wait
ID #272
Occurred: Jan 31 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.259/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (6:11:15 PM): Anybody see the movie Waiting?
Im Ngamer (6:11:41 PM): I wanted to QB, but you had to stand in line to see it
COME as u r337 (6:12:18 PM): I also wanted to, but all the showings were.. an hour after I would have gotten to the theatre.
COME as u r337 (6:12:40 PM): Plus the guy screwed up loading the reel, I heard.
ID #556
Occurred: 18 Jan 2012
Submitted: 18 Jan 2012, 10:17 AM
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Rating: 2.091/4 (11 votes)
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beastynetbook (4:05:21 PM): why did goose leave
carathornpd (4:05:34 PM): he had a gf
carathornpd (4:06:04 PM): dont think he does anymore
HistoricToast (4:07:46 PM): infil said they broke up i think
HistoricToast (4:07:51 PM): she broke up w/him i imagine?
carathornpd (4:08:08 PM): kind of
carathornpd (4:08:28 PM): he basically gave her so much attention that she lost interest quickly
carathornpd (4:08:35 PM): a fatal mistake we all make once
carathornpd (4:10:17 PM): yet have to make
carathornpd (4:11:06 PM): too many insults currently going through my mind
carathornpd (4:11:22 PM): bbl when Ive forgotten about them
HistoricToast (4:11:57 PM): i don't think i'm in danger of ever making that mistake etc etc etc
beastynetbook (4:12:09 PM): lool
ID #466
Occurred: 8 Feb 2008
Submitted: 8 Feb 2008, 4:14 AM
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Rating: 3.480/4 (25 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:07 AM): ok think about this Jon
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:16 AM): what will I personally ever do in my life for the good of mankind?
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:26 AM): if anything, I just want to make a lot of money and have a hot wife
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:39 AM): yes, I appreciate the mother Teresas, and Princess Dianas, and Jesus Christs of the world
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:44 AM): but thats not for me
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:49 AM): Im in it for the sex and money and power
Im Ngamer (3:07:57 AM): 0/3 so far!
ID #154
Occurred: 5 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.931/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (7:13:37 PM): jean text messaged me asking if he won
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:55 PM): sms
octoinky (7:14:37 PM): what does SMS stand for?
Neo1337 (7:14:46 PM): Short Message System or something.
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:47 PM): short messaging system or something
Neo1337 (7:14:53 PM): rofl
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:53 PM): rofl
megawabs (7:14:54 PM): lol
Neo1337 (7:14:55 PM): lmfgao
ID #502
Occurred: 28 Apr 2009
Submitted: 28 Apr 2009, 3:29 PM
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Rating: 3.421/4 (19 votes)
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RedBullPD (13:11:28): watch'd
RedBullPD (13:11:33): time to celebrate with 24 etc etc
RedBullPD (13:11:36): din mor last night
RedBullPD (13:11:44): there, you can stay idle for 5 hours now jim
ShadowZeroPD (13:14:05): I'm soooooooooo drunk
ShadowZeroPD (13:14:10): there, you can stay idle for 50 years
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
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