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ID #311
Occurred: Apr 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.032/4 (31 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (7:43:54 PM): i thought of a game
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:01 PM): where you'd ago around in medieval times
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:07 PM): and like, you could be a total badass
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:10 PM): it'd be real open ended
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:18 PM): like you could actually rape women
BloodE of Sorrow (7:45:35 PM): it'd be called like "Rapen"
Im Ngamer (7:58:06 PM): instead of fighting, you both try to rape each other?
Im Ngamer (7:58:12 PM): and the winner is the rapist
COME as u r337 (7:58:47 PM): if jon played, he'd intentionally lose and call himself the winner
COME as u r337 (7:58:48 PM): >.>
Im Ngamer (7:58:43 PM): or how about this
Im Ngamer (7:58:51 PM): like WoW has the two sides
Im Ngamer (7:59:07 PM): this game could have Men and Women
Im Ngamer (7:59:15 PM): the Men are all Rapists
Im Ngamer (7:59:23 PM): and the Women try to kill all the men
Im Ngamer (7:59:31 PM): they would be more like Amazon women
COME as u r337 (7:59:37 PM): uh.. i think that game already exists
COME as u r337 (7:59:44 PM): its called "South America"
ID #557
Occurred: 26 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(22:32:07) GoldenJimbo007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJimbo007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJimbo007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJimbo007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other
ID #5
Occurred: Apr 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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Eyed Lemon (10:52:40 AM): i just finished cleaning 8 rolls of toilet paper off my car
Eyed Lemon (10:52:45 AM): wtf
Eyed Lemon (10:54:24 AM): at least it wasn't malicious, like my car getting broke into for the 17th time
holycatholique (10:55:30 AM): are you keeping in valuables in the car that are visible?
Eyed Lemon (10:55:51 AM): absolutely nothing :-D
holycatholique (10:55:55 AM): wtf
Eyed Lemon (10:56:04 AM): because it gets broke into so much
Eyed Lemon (10:56:21 AM): one time someone stole it from the park and ride
Eyed Lemon (10:56:45 AM): so i report it, and i get a call that night
Eyed Lemon (10:57:01 AM): my car has been abandoned...in another park and ride
Eyed Lemon (10:57:10 AM): like 20 miles away
Eyed Lemon (10:57:16 AM): it's like, just take the bus, dude
ID #500
Occurred: 15 Apr 2009
Submitted: 15 Apr 2009, 3:45 AM
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Rating: 3.050/4 (20 votes)
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PYLemire (2:30:23 AM): I'm pretty bad at starting convos QB :P
PYLemire (2:30:30 AM): plus I'm eating ;-)
CieloAzor (2:31:11 AM): all right, what are you having?
PYLemire (2:34:03 AM): chicken!
CieloAzor (2:34:24 AM): I heard you are what you eat
CieloAzor (2:34:26 AM): any truth to that?
CieloAzor (2:34:59 AM): I guess that makes Glen a pussy
PYLemire (2:34:59 AM): yeah
PYLemire (2:35:12 AM): and Goose a dick?
SupaOdin (2:35:14 AM): guess that makes jimbo an everything?
ID #497
Occurred: 18 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 3.421/4 (19 votes)
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AlecBoy006: It's just that, people at school both students and teachers, more or so the latter, believe I have a voice for radio.
rshepherd1000: *face
ID #258
Occurred: Nov 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.472/4 (36 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (21:07:18): has anyone else seen an ad for gay.com on the elite boards?
BloodE of Sorrow (21:07:30): i don't get ads
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:37): yeah i'm too lazy to adblock
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:42): but yeah
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:43): gay.com
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:48): right above the elite banner
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:50): i thought it was a joke
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:54): then i realized it was an actual ad
BloodE of Sorrow (21:08:00): did you click it
GoldenGreg007 (21:08:04): well yeah
ID #76
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.241/4 (29 votes)
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(12:52:01 PM) HylianLanky007 has entered the room
HylianLanky007 (12:52:03 PM): gtg
(12:52:05 PM) HylianLanky007 has left the room
ID #62
Occurred: Jan 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.833/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:01:07 AM): YE, when you were at Karl's house
Im Ngamer (11:01:12 AM): who had the lighter skin?
YourElitenessPD (11:01:19 AM): Oooh
YourElitenessPD (11:01:24 AM): I didn't really look
COME as u r337 (11:01:25 AM): They couldn't tell Jon, they lived with blankets over the windows.
COME as u r337 (11:01:31 AM): The only light was from the TV and computer
COME as u r337 (11:01:42 AM): and the LED on the front of the 64
ID #159
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.966/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:16 PM): Okay guys
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:20 PM): I got a challenge for you
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:33 PM): "Why do you want to destroy the Earth?"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:53 PM): http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/geocide/why.html
megawabs (5:08:45 PM): because you're on it !
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:53 PM): best I can think of is "It's the only way to be sure"
COME as u r337 (5:09:20 PM): "To be famous"
COME as u r337 (5:09:49 PM): "To see how long of a jail sentence you'd get"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:10:25 PM): "Fear will keep the outer worlds in line. Fear of this battle station"
Obfuscation314 (5:11:08 PM): "April Fools Day joke"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:11:30 PM): "April Fool's!"
COME as u r337 (5:11:34 PM): "So those 'Sam Hughes: Professional Planet Destroyer' business cards will finally be useful."
COME as u r337 (5:12:03 PM): "My favourite colour is not blue"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:10 PM): "Trades Description Act"
COME as u r337 (5:12:17 PM): "George W. Bush"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:24 PM): "Taxes"
COME as u r337 (5:12:37 PM): "We couldn't find Osama, and we don't think he's in space..."
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:47 PM): "To save it"
COME as u r337 (5:13:00 PM): "To see if there's bubble gum in the center"
Obfuscation314 (5:13:08 PM): "I got bored"
CieloAzor (5:13:19 PM): To build an intergalatic hyperspace bypass?
COME as u r337 (5:13:52 PM): "Someone created a rankings page for destroying Earth on the Internet"
COME as u r337 (5:14:10 PM): 1. Karl 1
COME as u r337 (5:14:15 PM): 2. Everyone else 0
Stickmansam 1024 (5:14:17 PM): heheheheheheheh
Obfuscation314 (5:14:29 PM): Haha
Obfuscation314 (5:14:33 PM): The geocide elite!
CieloAzor (5:14:36 PM): Time for a proof call.
COME as u r337 (5:14:55 PM): "I really really really don't like the Backstreet Boys"
COME as u r337 (5:15:21 PM): "I saw it on TV"
megawabs (5:15:34 PM): "To kill all chinese"
Im Ngamer (5:15:40 PM): "all the cool kids are doing it"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:00 PM): "Because I saw it in a videogame"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:08 PM): "Because of GAY MARRIAGE"
COME as u r337 (5:16:26 PM): "The big red button was too tempting"
COME as u r337 (5:16:50 PM): "Ngamer used an emoticon"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:50 PM): "To stop porn being shown to our children"
Obfuscation314 (5:17:21 PM): "To keep videogames free of sexual content"
COME as u r337 (5:17:42 PM): "So they would stop adding flavours to Dr. Pepper"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:17:55 PM): "Had a bad, bad experience once involving a blue marble"
ID #363
Occurred: 29 Jun 2006
Submitted: 29 Jun 2006, 10:12 AM
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Rating: 2.815/4 (27 votes)
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Neo26988 (10:12:04): Ok, first things first, you don't mind doing it with me, right?
COME as u r337 (10:12:21): Well, it's your first time, so it's best that I'm there.
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