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ID #126
Occurred: Jul 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.219/4 (32 votes)
(23:06:41) ShadowZero: can all booted people send me the votes again
(23:06:45) durrkmeister: no
(23:06:45) megawabs: no
(23:06:45) Wouter Jansen: no
(23:06:45) typosaur: no
ID #275
Occurred: 3 Feb 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.036/4 (28 votes)
Neo1337 (1:34:46 AM): Ok, get this.
Neo1337 (1:34:53 AM): Two 14 year old girls have been charged for murder.
Neo1337 (1:35:08 AM): What stupid 14 year old kills a taxi driver.
Neo1337 (1:35:18 AM): "Oh noes, can't pay the fair! I..umm...*stab stab*"
Im Ngamer (1:36:07 AM): are you sure that's what happened?
Neo1337 (1:36:20 AM): No, I made that bit up.
Neo1337 (1:36:22 AM): But they did kill him.
Im Ngamer (1:38:57 AM): but think about it this way... if they'd gotten away with it, they'd have been geniuses
Neo1337 (1:39:14 AM): They didn't get away with it though, did they Jon?
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): yeah, but if they had... that's $8.42 they just saved right there
Im Ngamer (1:40:58 AM): now, imagine if they could do that with every cab drive
Im Ngamer (1:41:05 AM): and... they take cabs all the time
Neo1337 (1:41:07 AM): $8.42? Taxis cost wayyy more than that over here.
Im Ngamer (1:41:21 AM): well then, it was even better
Im Ngamer (1:41:11 AM): could have saved millions!
Neo1337 (1:41:15 AM): Yeah.
Neo1337 (1:41:17 AM): Except.
Neo1337 (1:41:23 AM): They'd run out of taxi drivers, wouldn't they?
Neo1337 (1:41:37 AM): They'd eventually be an extinct species.
Im Ngamer (1:41:49 AM): well eventually no one would want to drive them, but then the rates would just go up
Im Ngamer (1:41:56 AM): because it would become a high paying job
Im Ngamer (1:42:05 AM): so they'd just be saving even more money
Im Ngamer (1:42:09 AM): with every stabbing
Neo1337 (1:42:18 AM): Well yeah, technically, but.
Neo1337 (1:42:21 AM): THEY'D BE KILLING PEOPLE.
Im Ngamer (1:42:50 AM): well, not for some dumb reason though
Im Ngamer (1:42:53 AM): it's just to save money
Im Ngamer (1:43:01 AM): you have to think like an economist here
Neo1337 (1:43:13 AM): I'd rather rob a bank.
Im Ngamer (1:44:53 AM): dang it Neo
Im Ngamer (1:45:00 AM): you're robbing from your own community!
CieloAzor (1:45:03 AM): I like the way you think, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:12 AM): thanks man
Neo1337 (1:45:25 AM): *sigh* You wouldn't agree with me if your life depended on it, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:34 AM): what? yes I would
ID #5
Occurred: Apr 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
Eyed Lemon (10:52:40 AM): i just finished cleaning 8 rolls of toilet paper off my car
Eyed Lemon (10:52:45 AM): wtf
Eyed Lemon (10:54:24 AM): at least it wasn't malicious, like my car getting broke into for the 17th time
holycatholique (10:55:30 AM): are you keeping in valuables in the car that are visible?
Eyed Lemon (10:55:51 AM): absolutely nothing :-D
holycatholique (10:55:55 AM): wtf
Eyed Lemon (10:56:04 AM): because it gets broke into so much
Eyed Lemon (10:56:21 AM): one time someone stole it from the park and ride
Eyed Lemon (10:56:45 AM): so i report it, and i get a call that night
Eyed Lemon (10:57:01 AM): my car has been abandoned...in another park and ride
Eyed Lemon (10:57:10 AM): like 20 miles away
Eyed Lemon (10:57:16 AM): it's like, just take the bus, dude
ID #252
Occurred: Dec 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.710/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (10:27:32 PM): dang it zombie! I didn't add you so you could downvote my quotes!
zonkies (10:27:43 PM): Did I downvote them?
zonkies (10:27:50 PM): >.< I dont know how to downvote or upvote
zonkies (10:28:38 PM): Oh I get it now
zonkies (10:28:43 PM): oooooooh
zonkies (10:29:03 PM): No no see, I thought we were voting for the words "gay meh heh haha lololol!11!"
zonkies (10:29:08 PM): Diffrent quotes like that
zonkies (10:29:15 PM): but actually we're voting for whats below it
ID #289
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (30 votes)
Larkin375 (10:28:03 AM): waht's this bullshit how you have to be a mod to post?
ShadowZeroPD (10:28:19 AM): there were too many gay topics no one cared about by noobs
Larkin375 (10:29:03 AM): how do u become a mod
ShadowZeroPD (10:29:32 AM): by sucking jon's dick
Larkin375 (10:29:42 AM): no really
CieloAzor (10:33:25 AM): Show him where he can apply, SZ!
CieloAzor (10:33:29 AM): I know you have the link!
Larkin375 (10:33:34 AM): thanks azort
CieloAzor (10:33:42 AM): No problem, Lark.
Larkin375 (10:36:06 AM): so yeah umm..... the link?
CieloAzor (10:37:34 AM): Dang it, SZ.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:18 AM): www.the-elite.net/modapplications.html (www.lemonparty.org)
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:24 AM): there's a form there for you to fill in
CieloAzor (10:38:24 AM): There we go.
CieloAzor (10:38:26 AM): About time.
CieloAzor (10:38:35 AM): I was about to give him the link myself.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:36 AM): sorry, busy pwning some horde in ab
Larkin375 (10:38:44 AM): k no prob
Larkin375 (10:39:03 AM): you fuckin bitch
CieloAzor (10:39:07 AM): lololol
ShadowZeroPD (10:39:09 AM): April Fools!
CieloAzor (10:39:11 AM): Pwned!
ID #203
Occurred: 23 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
Neo1337 (10:48:44 PM): Are you hoping that Sylvia Platt girl fucks up horribly?
Im Ngamer (10:48:51 PM): the poet?
CieloAzor (10:48:56 PM): She's dead.
Im Ngamer (10:49:12 PM): yeah, how could she mess up?
Im Ngamer (10:49:17 PM): stop rotting?
ID #446
Occurred: 23 Sep 2007
Submitted: 23 Sep 2007, 12:55 AM
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Rating: 1.542/4 (24 votes)
*Goose backstabs Ngamer in the Game Theory KotH*
NgamerAtWork (2:22:37 PM): I can't believe he lied to my face!
Neo1337 (2:22:45 PM): Oh shut the fuck up Jon,
Neo1337 (2:22:48 PM): You're the worst of anyone here
vectorman0 (2:22:56 PM): I agree neo
DKK5 (2:23:05 PM): Ngamer's beard does the lying!
RyanWhiteGoose (2:23:54 PM): Jon is lying about being in disbelief about lying
ID #408
Occurred: 6 Jan 2007
Submitted: 5 Jan 2007, 9:20 PM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (26 votes)
GoldenGreg007: FUCKING DAMN IT
GoldenGreg007: I DIDN'T FUC KING
GoldenGreg007: ADFGAEIJJT IT
GoldenGreg007: HIUGH
GoldenGreg007: YES I GOT ONE
GoldenGreg007: OMFG
GoldenGreg007: I GOT ONE
GoldenGreg007: that was so damn hard
GoldenGreg007: i got another continue
Stickmansam 1024: oh right
Stickmansam 1024: still talking about Sonic The Hedgehog here
ID #9
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.727/4 (33 votes)
Im Ngamer (6:36:57 PM): aw man
Im Ngamer (6:37:12 PM): I just get out of the shower, and suddenly there's 6 girls in the townhouse
Im Ngamer (6:37:22 PM): they're the one who are going to be living here next year
Im Ngamer (6:40:02 PM): worse yet, I had those pics of Come on the screen yet
Im Ngamer (6:40:09 PM): now 4 of the 6 are in love with him
COME as u r337 (6:40:21 PM): the other 2 are dykes?
Im Ngamer (6:41:10 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (6:43:03 PM): very much so
ID #112
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.758/4 (33 votes)
GEmile 007: I <3 Nodjo
GEmile 007: I <3 you.... dont know zeebo
N0DJ0: lol
GEmile 007: I <3 SZ......... because of his PWNAGE way of using smiley's
ShadowZeroPD: ;):P:D:):O:(;):P:D:):O:(
GEmile 007: plus...
GEmile 007: bcks kinda reminds me of Hitler
ShadowZeroPD: haha :P
N0DJ0: hahahahaha
N0DJ0: true :D
ShadowZeroPD: ;)
N0DJ0: this is gonna be the vote of the day
N0DJ0: "i like bcks but he looks like hitler so i ll vote SZ"
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