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ID #223
Occurred: 23 Oct 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
i perkedyourmum: maths degree = no poon
i perkedyourmum: fukin hell, imagine a maths/IT double degree
Neo1337: Hey, that was one of my preferences!
i perkedyourmum: LMFAO
Neo1337: Shut up!
Neo1337: I'm going to have to decline it now.
i perkedyourmum: y dont u just buy a can of poon repellant
Neo1337: Because my face and personality have it covered!
ID #253
Occurred: 19 Dec 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.419/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (7:27:52 PM): I'll take them right after I eat this
Im Ngamer (7:27:54 PM): burger!
COME as u r337 (7:28:01 PM): i've figured out jons diet
COME as u r337 (7:28:11 PM): burgers, pizza, mcdonalds, subway
Neo1337 (7:28:20 PM): When does he eat cock?
COME as u r337 (7:28:32 PM): "The Boss Tour.avi"
ID #125
Occurred: Jul 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.071/4 (28 votes)
octoinky (4:05:17 PM): I LIKE mk MOR
octoinky (4:05:27 PM): DAMN CAPS
YourElitenessPD (4:05:28 PM): I like your mor too
octoinky (4:05:30 PM): i like MK more
ID #426
Occurred: 18 May 2007
Submitted: 18 May 2007, 11:03 AM
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Rating: 2.870/4 (23 votes)
YourElitenessPD (10:29:43): Hmm, I don't have the opening "You have joined chatroom "theelite"." line
COME as u r337 (10:30:01): nobody does, YE
COME as u r337 (10:30:07): its not giving entrance messages either
COME as u r337 (10:30:17): so people can enter and you wont know unless you notice them on the side
YourElitenessPD (10:30:27): Mad
YourElitenessPD (10:30:43): What about leaving?
COME as u r337 (10:31:04): thats still working fine
YourElitenessPD (10:31:12): *leaves a million times in a row*
COME as u r337 (10:34:15): Just once is fine with me.
CieloAzor (10:34:37): Zing!
ID #404
Occurred: 12 Dec 2006
Submitted: 12 Dec 2006, 12:02 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
Neo1337 (12:30:50 AM): Jon, you've had Zelda for... how long now?
Neo1337 (12:30:56 AM): Just under 4 weeks.
Neo1337 (12:31:01 AM): And you haven't started.
Im Ngamer (12:31:43 AM): I did too start!
Im Ngamer (12:31:53 AM): I even had to go and find a knife
Im Ngamer (12:31:59 AM): to get through the packaging
Im Ngamer (12:32:04 AM): so I'm pretty far along
ID #585
Occurred: 10 Dec 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:56 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
GoldenJ007 (12:55:29 AM): I caught a mouse on stream
GoldenJ007 (12:55:40 AM): Brought the little son of a bitch to my table (still alive for a good 40 mins btw)
GoldenJ007 (12:55:46 AM): Waited for him to die, no dice
GoldenJ007 (12:55:49 AM): So he peed on my table, then I got mad
GoldenJ007 (12:55:53 AM): So I took him outside and ended the misery there, stomped on the trap
GoldenJ007 (12:55:57 PM): Popped its eye out but wasn't dead
GoldenJ007 (12:55:59 PM): I had my sandals on (with socks, sigh)
Thiradell (12:56:28 AM): your table has the power of death but he was alive for 40 minutes?
GoldenJ007 (12:56:31 AM): Plastic mouse trap, caught him by the nose
GoldenJ007 (12:56:45 AM): So he was kicking and squeeling as I put him on camera
GoldenJ007 (12:56:54 AM): I set the trap/mouse next to my microphone and played around with this
GoldenJ007 (12:56:58 AM): 40 minutes later he's still trying to get out
Thiradell (12:57:28 AM): twitch suing
Infilament (12:57:51 AM): jimbo gets mad because an animal in his death throes urinated while jimbo was putting him on camera for his own amusement
DKK5 (12:58:01 AM): ^
Infilament (12:58:03 AM): so jimbo taught that son of a bitch a good lesson
DKK5 (12:58:32 AM): Torturing animals in public is a slippery slope
DKK5 (12:58:40 AM): Just ask known troll thingy
GoldenJ007 (12:58:56 AM): It's not torture when he previously ate through some of my food and poo'd all over my pots and pans
StinsonOnIphone (12:59:09 AM): Lol
StinsonOnIphone (12:59:13 AM): So it's justified?
DKK5 (12:59:26 AM): That's what the folks at Guantanamo Bay said
ID #201
Occurred: Sep 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.296/4 (27 votes)
[14:01] J Eternia F: who's 1st?
[14:02] failurewarningV1: fitzy
[14:03] *** J Eternia F has left the chat.
[14:04] Blueline Goddess: Guess he didn't like that.
[14:04] failurewarningV1: nah
[14:05] failurewarningV1: he hates to see a non-eliter top of something
[14:06] Blueline Goddess: so that explains why he didn't visit when I was at Come's house.
ID #506
Occurred: 28 Jun 2009
Submitted: 30 Jun 2009, 2:48 AM
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Rating: 3.550/4 (20 votes)
GoldenJ007 (2:17:32 AM): Titanic = Infil's penis
GoldenJ007 (2:17:55 AM): A lot of similarities
SupaOdin (2:17:55 AM): jimbo is obsessed with it?
Regular Mg (2:18:04 AM): they made a movie about it?
GoldenJ007 (2:18:14 AM): it's been sitting idle in a deep dark place for years?
Infil12 (2:18:34 AM): it ran into an iceberg and broke in half?
CieloAzor (2:19:00 AM): lots of people rode on it?
CieloAzor (2:19:03 AM): both men and women?
Infil12 (2:19:09 AM): and children
SupaOdin (2:19:15 AM): oh my
GoldenJ007 (2:19:15 AM): and 6 dogs!
GoldenJ007 (2:19:27 AM): Three of which survived!
Im Ngamer (2:19:35 AM): there weren't enough rubbers to go around, so only the women and children got them?
Infil12 (2:19:47 AM): the captain went down on the ship?
GoldenJ007 (2:20:32 AM): Distress calls were heard and the nearest rescue was hours away?
Infil12 (2:20:35 AM): jim would pay good money to see it?
CieloAzor (2:20:42 AM): thousands of men and women rode it and they all went down on it?
Regular Mg (2:20:56 AM): not all of them
Regular Mg (2:21:08 AM): there were some survivors
GoldenJ007 (2:21:17 AM): All of whom are dead now
Im Ngamer (2:24:30 AM): it takes a $500,000 robot to get a piece of the action these days?
CieloAzor (2:24:31 AM): the poopdeck was the last place to get filled?
CieloAzor (2:27:03 AM): it had a memorable cameo in Ghostbusters II?
Infil12 (2:27:56 AM): millions of people paid $10 to spend 3 hours with it?
Infil12 (2:28:18 AM): kate winslet went topless on it?
CieloAzor (2:29:48 AM): it would take a crew of hundreds and a billion dollar budget just to lift it?
Infil12 (2:30:08 AM): it's been submerged in fluids for decades?
Infil12 (2:30:37 AM): its maiden voyage was also its last?
CieloAzor (2:30:48 AM): crabs live on it?
CieloAzor (2:31:56 AM): it's been out of use for so long that it's turning to dust?
Infil12 (2:33:58 AM): people who stowed away on it wished they hadn't?
Infil12 (2:35:46 AM): people spent four days on it before the first sign of trouble?
Infil12 (2:36:30 AM): it spent most of its life erect?
GoldenJ007 (2:37:40 AM): It was powered by a triple-screw system?
Infil12 (2:37:59 AM): it was doing fine until it took on a little water?
Regular Mg (2:38:05 AM): It had a capacity of over 1,000 people?
GoldenJ007 (2:38:44 AM): It couldn't support itself long when standing at a high angle?
Infil12 (2:39:50 AM): people think they're flying when they ride on the tip of it?
GoldenJ007 (2:40:14 AM): It has a popular simulation video made around its maiden voyage?
Infil12 (2:41:34 AM): it was considered indestructible until it ran into something else hard?
Regular Mg (2:42:27 AM): People have spent the past half hour commenting on it in an AIM chatroom?
ID #514
Occurred: 23 Aug 2009
Submitted: 23 Aug 2009, 3:55 PM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (17 votes)
ShadowZeroPD (11:14:49 AM): alliance wins!
ShadowZeroPD (11:14:51 AM): 2 to go
IVI4RK (11:21:25 AM): cool story bro
holycatholique (11:25:28 AM): cool "cool story, bro" story, bro
O Beeeeeasty (11:25:54 AM): cool "cool "cool story, bro" story, bro" story bro
ID #58
Occurred: 14 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:42:25 PM): whoa, a girl is 42nd
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:46 PM): how sad that such a comment must be preceded by a "whoa"
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:49 PM): but true
Im Ngamer (11:42:51 PM): that's like a new female record
Im Ngamer (11:42:57 PM): for anything
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:58 PM): she'll be 280th by next week
Was He DUpgamer (11:43:04 PM): bcs of those emotions
Neo1337 (11:43:46 PM): she'll have PMS then have like....really bad game-rage
Neo1337 (11:44:02 PM): I think that's why girls shouldn't compete for times
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:11 PM): quite a mature stance
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:15 PM): i think they need to make more babies
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:16 PM): and less PRs
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:28 PM): if i may be sincere
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