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ID #244
Occurred: Nov 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.813/4 (32 votes)
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PerfectSimKilla (11:30:12 PM): "holycatholique (12:29:42 AM): morning"
nice combonation of color, hot pink and green
holycatholique (11:31:05 PM): thank you!
Im Ngamer (11:38:05 PM): you're doing your parents proud, wiff!
holycatholique (11:39:53 PM): ok?
CieloAzor (11:40:15 PM): Sounds better than ok to me.
CieloAzor (11:40:40 PM): Three cheers for wiff and his attractive color scheme!
Im Ngamer (11:40:49 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:40:53 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:40:58 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:02 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:41:06 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:08 PM): HOORAY!
Im Ngamer (11:41:15 PM): *21 gun salute!*
CieloAzor (11:41:38 PM): Bring in the jugglers!
Obfuscation314 (11:43:58 PM): *juggles 21 guns*
Im Ngamer (11:44:07 PM): ohhhhh! ahhhhh!
Im Ngamer (11:43:19 PM): that was like an episode straight out of a The Cheat cartoon
ID #97
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (03:41:43): Over 1 million people have HIV 8-(
ShadowZeroPD (03:42:23): hm, didn't know din mor had slept with so many
ID #293
Occurred: Apr 04 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.741/4 (27 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (2:29:57 PM): New WR on the rankings! http://www.the-elite.net/GE/elite.htm (lemonparty.org)
CieloAzor (2:50:19 PM): That's no record!
CieloAzor (2:50:23 PM): I've had up to 6 old men at once!
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #231
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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(20:02:33) COME as u r337: time for..
(20:02:34) COME as u r337: poop!
(20:02:37) Blueline Goddess: heheh
(20:03:27) Im Ngamer: don't encourage him!
(20:03:41) Im Ngamer: we'll never potty-train him at this rate
(20:12:54) Blueline Goddess: just like the absentee father to come in and attempt to tell me how to parent MY child!
(20:13:29) Im Ngamer: I was thinking of him more as a puppy dog
(20:13:36) Im Ngamer: but that works too I guess
(20:13:51) Blueline Goddess: hmm, incest or beastiality... *thinks*
(20:14:14) Im Ngamer: I guess it depends on the breed, for me
(20:14:13) StvnHaley: in time its gonna have the same end result so it really doesnt matter
ID #577
Occurred: 7 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (7 votes)
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*Alec enters all excited after a baseball playoff game went 18 innings*

(12:08:43 AM) DrInvertigone has entered the room.
DrInvertigone (12:09:05 AM): Clayton Kershaw is honey and the Cardinals are bees. Zack Greinke is garlic and the Cardinals are vampires.
DrInvertigone (12:12:47 AM): I swear on my life Detroit's hitting is there, the starting pitching is there. But my oh my if the Tigers sat down and played Werewolf in the clubhouse the whole bullpen would be lynched on Day One.
isthatagoodt (12:10:09 AM): how did you handle 2 games at once going on for 6 innings
DrInvertigone (12:10:17 AM): I didn't.
DrInvertigone (12:10:23 AM): I don't have the splitscreen luxury.
DrInvertigone (12:10:30 AM): I watched all 18 innings of the Giants/Nats game.
DKK5 (12:48:02 AM): How is Alec still awake
DrInvertigone (12:49:00 AM): This thing, called Baseball. I just, can handle it. I am ready. Crazy Little Thing Called Baseball. And that, Mr. Kovaz, is why I'm still up.
Infilament (1:02:18 AM): what do you mean, "don't have the splitscreen luxury"
Infilament (1:02:21 AM): watch one of the games on your computer
Infilament (1:03:53 AM): we gotta teach you how to multitask, Al
DrInvertigone (1:04:15 AM): I'm breathing and typing at the same time. That's multitasking right there.
Infilament (1:04:45 AM): well, let's level you up to post-toddler multitasking next time
ID #190
Occurred: Sep 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.938/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:28 PM): I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:30 PM): and got mauled
Stickmansam 1024 (2:25:50 PM): and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:04 PM): a friend of mine remarked:
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:11 PM): "Defences? There's a LION IN THE CAGE!"
Stickmansam 1024 (2:26:29 PM): "It doesn't get that much better defended!"
ID #400
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:43 PM
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Rating: 1.708/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:34:31 AM): is thevectorman.net down forever?
Neo1337 (12:46:18 AM): Yes.
Neo1337 (12:46:25 AM): Vec gave him time to save everything.
Neo1337 (12:46:29 AM): He's just waiting for somewhere to put it.
Neo1337 (12:47:02 AM): I'll be checking out some other options, but the most likely scenario will involve moving to thengamer.com.
Im Ngamer (12:47:47 AM): sounds like this "ngamer" fellow has a chance to be a hero!
Neo1337 (12:47:53 AM): More like, an hero.
Im Ngamer (12:48:43 AM): I'll put an ero through your head if you're not careful!
ID #343
Occurred: Jun 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.310/4 (29 votes)
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OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:34): cousin graduated
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:38): yeah kinda lame
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:58): he beat me by a week
CieloAzor (23:42:37): To get back at him, you should beat him...with fists!
CieloAzor (23:42:44): For a week!
ID #112
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.758/4 (33 votes)
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GEmile 007: I <3 Nodjo
GEmile 007: I <3 you.... dont know zeebo
N0DJ0: lol
GEmile 007: I <3 SZ......... because of his PWNAGE way of using smiley's
ShadowZeroPD: ;):P:D:):O:(;):P:D:):O:(
GEmile 007: plus...
GEmile 007: bcks kinda reminds me of Hitler
ShadowZeroPD: haha :P
N0DJ0: hahahahaha
N0DJ0: true :D
ShadowZeroPD: ;)
N0DJ0: this is gonna be the vote of the day
N0DJ0: "i like bcks but he looks like hitler so i ll vote SZ"
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