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ID #494
Occurred: 15 Oct 2008
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:09 AM
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Rating: 2.316/4 (19 votes)
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*during video game costume KotH*

<Ngamer> (21:56:30) [0:45, 2 points, 2 answers]
Q8. Holy wow, that's an eye-catching pair of.... boots she's sporting. It's pretty shameful to lose to a girl, but if doing so resulted in a victory pose like THIS, I bet it would happen much more often. Can you name this queen of the fighting scene, and what series she comes from?

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/earlyhalloween/529.jpg

<Ngamer> (21:57:17) TIME is up for everyone!
<Ngamer> (21:57:29) this is of course...
<KotHBot> (21:57:32) Correct answer: Cammy from Street Fighter
<KotHBot> (21:57:32) +2 points to Infil

*later on*

<Ngamer> (22:33:21) here's a bonus of Cammy!
<Ngamer> (22:33:24) http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/earlyhalloween/529BONUS.jpg
<Infilament> (22:33:45) now THAT is top tier
<DK> (22:33:47) I wonder if she has Cammy-toe
ID #265
Occurred: Jan 09 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.593/4 (27 votes)
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i337o (4:37:34 PM): times new roman'D
Stickmansam 1024 (4:38:20 PM): My screen shows everyone in a pleasant sans serif
Stickmansam 1024 (4:38:35 PM): As far as I can tell I'm using a sans font myself, so *shrug*
COME as u r337 (4:38:45 PM): *grabs a marker and puts serifs on all the words on sams monitor*
COME as u r337 (4:38:52 PM): Wha-ha!
Stickmansam 1024 (4:39:12 PM): *tears shirt* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME as u r337 (4:39:24 PM): Serif-man strikes again!
COME as u r337 (4:39:40 PM): Serif-man could quite possibly be the worst villain of all time.
ID #267
Occurred: Jan 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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spare35 (18:21:15): 28 bucks for system and 2 controllers
COME as u r337 (18:21:20): Nice.
spare35 (18:21:24): and cables, all that
spare35 (18:21:25): so yeah
COME as u r337 (18:21:32): Still need GE? or did you bring that with?
spare35 (18:21:35): the people i know here at school were telling me i should buy it too
spare35 (18:21:38): no i have my GE here
COME as u r337 (18:21:44): Do they know how good you are?
COME as u r337 (18:21:59): Do you walk up to chicks like "Hey babe, I was the GE Player of the Year in 2005"
spare35 (18:22:01): kinda, seen videos and that stuff
COME as u r337 (18:22:04): "Wanna fuck?"
spare35 (18:22:10): more or less, yeah
COME as u r337 (18:22:14): Nice.
COME as u r337 (18:22:18): So you're still a virgin?
spare35 (18:22:21): yeah :(
ID #62
Occurred: Jan 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.833/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:01:07 AM): YE, when you were at Karl's house
Im Ngamer (11:01:12 AM): who had the lighter skin?
YourElitenessPD (11:01:19 AM): Oooh
YourElitenessPD (11:01:24 AM): I didn't really look
COME as u r337 (11:01:25 AM): They couldn't tell Jon, they lived with blankets over the windows.
COME as u r337 (11:01:31 AM): The only light was from the TV and computer
COME as u r337 (11:01:42 AM): and the LED on the front of the 64
ID #226
Occurred: Oct 24 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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CieloAzor (9:59:39 PM): Rosa Parks dead...as of now.
CieloAzor (9:59:50 PM): Rosa, we hardly knew ye.
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:55 PM): oh, unfortunate.
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:27 PM): *thinks of the first joke, but it's horrifyingly distasteful*
CieloAzor (10:00:58 PM): Oh, does that mean her seat is finally open?
COME as u r337 (10:01:24 PM): I wonder if she'll bitch about being put in the back of the cemetery, too.
COME as u r337 (10:02:39 PM): We're horrible.
ID #346
Occurred: Jun 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.923/4 (26 votes)
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StvnHaley (1:07:17 AM): integrals are about the hardest thing we are doing this year
octoinky (1:07:37 AM): we did some pretty monster integrals a while back
CieloAzor (1:07:59 AM): Me and indefinite integrals are like BloodE and girls.
CieloAzor (1:08:05 AM): I wouldn't know what to do with one if I had one.
ID #163
Occurred: Aug 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.393/4 (28 votes)
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(2:30:11 AM) NgamerAtWork has left the room.
YourElitenessPD (2:30:40 AM): Hah, he got caught looking at porn
YourElitenessPD (2:30:47 AM): Outraged boss pulled the plug on the PC
YourElitenessPD (2:31:08 AM): Or NG's only chance was to dive for the power button
ID #413
Occurred: 18 Feb 2007
Submitted: 18 Feb 2007, 2:07 PM
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Rating: 2.360/4 (25 votes)
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CieloAzor: Ugh, what's with these Britney Spears headlines all the time.
CieloAzor: She's just famous for being famous now.
ShadowZeroPD: no idea, but I ignore them
ShadowZeroPD: if I wanted to look at trash I would open the garbage can
ID #237
Occurred: Nov 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (30 votes)
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(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:40) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:25:49) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: UGH, they spelled "engineer" with two Ns... in a bolded headline, no less
(19:26:58) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: be sure to bring that up with them first thing
(19:27:09) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: it will show that you can bring fresh ideas to the company
(19:27:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: are you sure about that?
(19:27:45) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it might give them the impression I don't like the company very much.
(19:32:28) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: no Sam, I'm sure
(19:32:56) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: and to emphasize your point, be sure to bring up the matter loudly, making good use of foul language
(19:33:13) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: that will make you stand out as a real go-getter
(19:33:45) Mike Gaydeski: punch someone in the face
(19:33:54) Mike Gaydeski: Then they'll know you mean business
(19:34:19) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: just slug the secretary on the way in
(19:34:37) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: "right this way Mr. Hughes" "thanks" *WHAP*
(19:35:00) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: if they ask why, just say that you "don't take no guff from nobody"
(19:36:33) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Shall I wear my yellow suit, so I stand out?
(19:37:01) Mike Gaydeski: hm...
(19:37:11) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: yes, but also, wrap yourself in Christmas lights
(19:37:19) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: plug yourself in inside the waiting room
(19:37:20) Mike Gaydeski: You can't wear the wrong thing if you're not wearing anything!
(19:37:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Mgay makes a valid point.
(19:37:37) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: oh! good point there Mg
(19:37:47) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: that could really ease your mind heading in
(19:37:44) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "Why aren't you wearing anything?"
(19:37:48) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "I couldn't decide."
(19:37:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "So I went with what I knew"
(19:39:21) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: you'll certainly be comfortable, that's a plus
(19:39:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: It's winter, though
(19:39:57) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: maybe I'll take a hat at least
(19:40:15) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: a hat, and those black socks of yours
(19:40:27) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: of course
(19:41:55) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: and of course I'll make sure to greet the interviewer with a nice, firm... handshake
ID #540
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 16 Oct 2010, 1:01 AM
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Rating: 1.917/4 (12 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:07 PM): So everyone at work got wind of the Jimbo tour that Jon made in Nov 09
Scott (11:48:15 PM): How did they like it?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:16 PM): Man this morning sucked!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:27 PM): "apple spice candles, Jimbo?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:32 PM): "Titanic and Boston Terriers?"
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:39 PM): "Eat some vegetables, fuck"
Scott (11:48:40 PM): How many people are we talking?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:43 PM): 20ish
Scott (11:48:50 PM): They all watched it together?
DKK5 (11:48:55 PM): How did they find out?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:55 PM): Yep
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:03 PM): One guy found it while watching some GE vids
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:08 PM): Linked it to his buddy there
GoldenJimbo007 (11:50:00 PM): I walked in this morning to see everyone watching a vid, at the time I didn't know it was the house tour
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