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ID #155
Occurred: Aug 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.107/4 (28 votes)
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octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo26988 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo26988 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo26988 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"
ID #48
Occurred: Dec 27 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (11:54:20 PM): What's the biggest cash prize...thing...you Americans have had for a lotto?
COME as u r337 (11:54:38 PM): the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:04 PM): you mean...someone one a trip to the moon?
COME as u r337 (11:55:08 PM): no
COME as u r337 (11:55:11 PM): they won the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:16 PM): no, they didn't
COME as u r337 (11:55:21 PM): yes, they did
Neo26988 (11:55:22 PM): what's the biggest CASH prize
Neo26988 (11:55:29 PM): not an object like the moon
COME as u r337 (11:55:30 PM): they traded it in for cash
ID #77
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.452/4 (31 votes)
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bush should bomb the hurricane.... its worked SO well for all the other problems.....
~ Come
ID #424
Occurred: 16 Apr 2007
Submitted: 15 Apr 2007, 11:36 PM
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Rating: 2.727/4 (22 votes)
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Neo26988 (4:34:09 AM): What the fuck.
Neo26988 (4:34:17 AM): 5 of the top 7 songs on Last.Fm this week are by The Arcade Fire
octoinky (4:34:26 AM): the who?
HistoricToast (4:34:38 AM): no, the arcade fire!
Neo26988 (4:34:48 AM): No, not The Who,The Arcade Fire
Neo26988 (4:34:49 AM): Oh wtf
Neo26988 (4:34:53 AM): Don't steal my joke you faggot.
ID #150
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (28 votes)
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ID #7
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJimbo007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJimbo007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJimbo007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJimbo007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJimbo007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #394
Occurred: 23 Oct 2006
Submitted: 24 Oct 2006, 12:10 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (24 votes)
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NgamerAtWork (11:02:45 PM): ugh, these CNN.com headlines on the side of the Onion keep messing me up
NgamerAtWork (11:03:19 PM): I'm like One Feared Dead in Mine Collapse
"hum, well I guess that's KIND of funny..."
CieloAzor (11:03:42 PM): Would be better if it said mime collapse.
ID #88
Occurred: Apr 03 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.938/4 (32 votes)
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wheatrich, why do you take personal offence at this? Youll probably resign from your job in later life, just because your workmate put a whoopee-cushion under your seat
~ Harvey Manhood
ID #29
Occurred: Apr 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.158/4 (38 votes)
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COME as u r337 (11:19:56 PM): http://i16.thefacebook.com/pics/9/0/s13700911_4457.jpg
dragondragon18 (11:21:32 PM): 7.5
Cyber1166 (11:21:35 PM): wowza, 9.5
dragondragon18 (11:21:43 PM): lol jon
COME as u r337 (11:21:48 PM): she's a slut
dragondragon18 (11:21:52 PM): jons found his wife
COME as u r337 (11:22:04 PM): i'm pretty sure she gave a guy a handjob in spanish class once
COME as u r337 (11:22:48 PM): and she might've been the one that filled a bottle of water with vodka and walked around school with it getting drunk..
iamjohnbeck (11:23:13 PM): oh man, every school has one of those people
COME as u r337 (11:23:19 PM): we had 20
iamjohnbeck (11:23:59 PM): we had 2, and i was homeschooled :-\
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