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ID #41
Occurred: Dec 26 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
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(9:42:10 PM) holycatholique has entered the room.
katslover42 (9:42:56 PM): Holycatholique, Batman!
ID #79
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Nemesis7891: Go, Maryland!11!!!
*OnlineHost*: Nemesis7891 rolled Jimbo's mom over and fucked her ass
ID #92
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.032/4 (31 votes)
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Fal Fal Binks has entered the room.
Falbacca has entered the room.
Chanc Falpatine has entered the room.
Lando Falrissean has entered the room.
Obi Fal Kenobi has entered the room.
Queen AmiFala has entered the room.
George Falcus has entered the room.
R2Fal2 has entered the room.
Im Ngamer: Fal Wars is back!
Stickmansam 1024: Fal Wars is infinitely confusing
Stickmansam 1024: especially since both sides of The Fal are called the Fal Side
ID #234
Occurred: Nov 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:13:56 PM): I'm getting this PS2 plan set in stone now
Im Ngamer (6:14:15 PM): the guy IMed me saying he was ready to hand it over now, I'm just waiting on a confirmation
Im Ngamer (7:53:48 PM): gah, this guy isn't very good at AIM
COME as u r337 (7:54:12 PM): did he try to send the ps2 through his getfile?
ID #383
Occurred: 22 Aug 2006
Submitted: 22 Aug 2006, 3:15 PM
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Rating: 2.885/4 (26 votes)
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*QB's cousin Qwalm and Derek Clark sign up for the last two Fantasy Football spots*
*Clark names his team "Apologetic Rapists." Qwalm names his team "My Penis"*

Come: I hope Come will eclipse My Penis this year!
Ngamer: In Week One, My Penis will be cut down to size!
Neo: I can't wait to tear My Penis a new one!
QB: I'm gonna beat My Penis and then lick Come!

Ngamer: Oh jeez... with the schedule breaking down the way it does, I can already tell that the tension is going to be mounting all season. I simply can't wait for Week 9; there's no telling what Apologetic Rapists are going to do when they get their hands on My Penis.

QB: Apologetic Rapists eh? I'm pretty sure Qwalm will find that team name in poor taste. I'm pretty sure My Penis won't stand for Apologetic Rapists.

QB: At first, I thought My Penis was a bit obscene. But after further reflection, I must credit it for being short and to the point. Needless to say, My Penis is really growing on me!

Qwalm: For the love of all that is holy, keep My Penis out of your mouths.

Ngamer: My apologies, Qwalm. You make a strong point; it seems as though My Penis has been on the tip of my tongue every night this week!
ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
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Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours

Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
ID #530
Occurred: 14 Jun 2010
Submitted: 14 Jun 2010, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 2.615/4 (13 votes)
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*new person Waldosmith1988 is talking about crazy GE times on the day of the QB VS AlecBoy match*
12:47:06 goldenjimbo007: Corey if you don't reveal yourself this instant, I'm not voting for you
12:47:12 goldenjimbo007: I have yet to vote, and QB is right here to take it away
12:47:21 waldosmith1988: i have to go guys
12:47:23 waldosmith1988: later
*waldo leaves*
12:47:27 newershadow: ROFL
12:47:27 regularmg: hahahahahahahahaha
12:47:30 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: LOL
12:47:30 regularmg: oh my
12:47:32 regularmg: I don't even
12:47:35 goldenjimbo007: Holy shit
12:47:36 newershadow: waldo = alec confirmed
12:47:37 regularmg: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:47:45 regularmg: this is gold
12:47:44 newershadow: 5
12:47:45 newershadow: 4
12:47:46 newershadow: 3
12:47:47 newershadow: 2
12:47:48 newershadow: 1
*alecboy006 joins*
12:47:56 supaodin: morning alec
12:47:57 regularmg: waldosmith1988 (00.42.31): i just show alec trevelyan and he died
12:47:58 goldenjimbo007: OMG
12:48:00 thiradell: DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY
12:48:11 alecboy006: Just got back from having a little snack
12:48:11 cieloazor: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
12:48:14 goldenjimbo007: You just missed a great GE prodigy
12:48:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: wow!
12:48:17 infil12: alec, you are officially the worst
12:48:19 supaodin: little snack lulx
12:48:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you really missed this neat guy
12:48:25 alecboy006: Did I?
12:48:35 regularmg: where's Waldo?
12:48:42 alecboy006: Waldo who?
12:48:45 infil12: if you're honestly wondering why you can't seem to make inroads in the elite, it's stunts like this
12:48:50 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Waldo Smith
12:48:52 infil12: though, i must admit, "it's sean something" made me lol
12:48:54 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:03 alecboy006: Did he?
12:49:09 alecboy006: I don't know a Waldo Smith
12:49:14 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: weird
12:49:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:19 infil12: must be that bipolar syndrome
12:49:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: and he said that your book was shitty
12:49:23 supaodin: he said he gave you a fellatio
12:49:27 alecboy006: Whatever
12:49:29 alecboy006: He's a jackass
12:49:32 newershadow: and you revealed ejaculation
12:49:37 regularmg: he was talking about RainbowDriver
12:49:42 alecboy006: Was he?
12:49:45 regularmg: and how they're good friends
12:49:50 thiradell: he had Crash Site 1:16
12:49:50 alecboy006: Funny
12:49:51 cieloazor: and he didn't like sports OR Dio
12:49:53 thiradell: which is one second off the WR
12:49:54 supaodin: he said you revealed your calm, normal ejaculation
12:49:58 infil12: there are
12:49:59 infil12: absolutely
12:50:00 infil12: no words
12:50:01 alecboy006: Pat never mentioned knowing a Waldo
12:50:02 cieloazor: he said knitting was more his thing
12:50:07 regularmg: speed knitting
12:50:14 cieloazor: full contact speed knitting
12:50:19 alecboy006: He got a 1:16 on crash site? Impressive
12:50:24 alecboy006: Maybe he can take Taka?
12:50:28 regularmg: he got Aztec A 1:28
12:50:31 thiradell: he had very good times on every level
12:50:51 alecboy006: He can't possibly beat Clemens
12:51:03 cieloazor: tears are literally rolling down Alec's face now
12:51:12 alecboy006: I have no tears on my face
12:51:21 thiradell: they're down to his neck by now
12:51:22 goldenjimbo007: so am I voting QB or Alec today?
12:51:26 alecboy006: Alec
12:51:31 alecboy006: Dude I was having a snack
12:51:39 goldenjimbo007: Admit it was you Corey, or the vote goes to Q
12:51:49 goldenjimbo007: 5..
12:51:51 goldenjimbo007: 4....
12:51:53 alecboy006: What proof
12:51:54 goldenjimbo007: 3...
12:51:57 alecboy006: Do you have
12:51:57 goldenjimbo007: 2......
12:51:58 alecboy006: Ok fine
12:52:00 goldenjimbo007: 1......
12:52:00 alecboy006: It was me
12:52:02 cieloazor: lol
12:52:05 goldenjimbo007: Huzzah!
12:52:07 newershadow: roflpwn'd
12:52:10 infil12: lol jimbo
12:52:10 thiradell: what proof do you have
12:52:11 thiradell: lol
12:52:11 regularmg: Jimbowned
12:52:15 infil12: that was amazing
12:52:18 thiradell: classic person who's actually guilty
12:52:20 cieloazor: v nice
ID #4
Occurred: Apr 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.323/4 (31 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:35 PM): I'm going to run a competition
Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:55 PM): the winner will be the person who can write the most convincing imitation of a lightsaber in words
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:14 PM): *shwommmmmmmmm... vwooormm vwossh clash skrztle*
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:20 PM): is my entry
dragondragon18 (6:57:33 PM): *shawing*
Im Ngamer (6:57:14 PM): *wiiiiiiiiizzz*
Im Ngamer (6:57:19 PM): *bangbang*
Im Ngamer (6:57:27 PM): I'm clearly in the lead
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:31 PM): clearly
ID #15
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.531/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (5:24:26 PM): How much dirt do you think those Jockies eat out there on the track?
CieloAzor (5:25:06 PM): The one they just showed had about 1.2 lbs of it on his face.
katslover42 (5:25:22 PM): Yea
katslover42 (5:25:28 PM): That's what I was thinking
katslover42 (5:25:36 PM): And you know they are screaming out there
katslover42 (5:25:42 PM): With their mouth wide open
CieloAzor (5:25:42 PM): He probably swallowed .54 lbs or so.
Im Ngamer (5:26:12 PM): bet you $5 it's under 0.50 lbs!
CieloAzor (5:26:23 PM): Maybe less, depending on the circumference of his mouth.
ID #130
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.714/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:18:33 PM): Ugh. Who farted?
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
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