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ID #450
Occurred: 1 Nov 2007
Submitted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:58 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
(A jury ordered an anti-gay Kansas church to pay $10.9 million in damages to relatives of a U.S. Marine who died in Iraq after church members cheered his death at his funeral.)
octoinky (11:52:06 PM): hell, I'd cheer if those fuckheads died
NathanStinson (11:52:17 PM): why? its all because of the gays, octo!@
NathanStinson (11:52:22 PM): you should cheer THEIR deaths!
NathanStinson (11:52:23 PM): :)
octoinky (11:52:30 PM): I meant the churches, and I was joking haha
(11:52:32 PM) RyanWhiteGoose has entered the room.
RyanWhiteGoose (11:52:33 PM): lol im gay
octoinky (11:52:43 PM): how fittingly timed
ID #566
Occurred: 12 Dec 2012
Submitted: 13 Dec 2012, 8:11 PM
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Rating: 3.700/4 (10 votes)
(02:38:14) CieloAzor: already got something neat to bring to VA next year
(02:38:23) CieloAzor: Infil's the only one I showed
(02:38:41) Infil1212: kinda excited to see it in action
(02:40:03) Im Ngamer: I don't think I'll be bringing anything surprising to VA this year, except my wife
(02:40:21) CieloAzor: good one
(02:40:34) Infil1212: are you going to bring your own air pump, or use the Weatherton's?
(02:40:46) Im Ngamer: ...
ID #523
Occurred: 2 May 2010
Submitted: 3 May 2010, 2:06 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (15 votes)
Alec posts a sexy story on the board using GE levels in every line

GoldenJ007 (12:59:55 AM): "God Dam, I need to use the Facilities to take a shit my nigga, or it gonna runway from my asshole!"
"Shit nigga, on the surface you look fine, but in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you!"
"Frigate hurts god damnit, on the surface 2 I agree with you, but bunker 2 feels like a statue's in there!"
"Archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets, there's depots full of weed coming on the next train"
Thiradell (12:59:59 AM): loooooooooooooooooooool
Thiradell (1:00:03 AM): three lines
HistoricToast (1:00:04 AM): LLOLOL
SupaOdin (1:00:06 AM): wtf
HistoricToast (1:00:08 AM): lmao
HistoricToast (1:00:14 AM): not even finished but lolling already
HistoricToast (1:00:17 AM): omg
HistoricToast (1:00:22 AM): he's written it in character omgfg
Infil12 (1:00:26 AM): what is this i don't even
Thiradell (1:00:30 AM): it gonna runway from my asshole
HistoricToast (1:00:34 AM): LOMFGAGF
HistoricToast (1:00:38 AM): omg
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:38 AM): rofl
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:40 AM): that is EPIC
HistoricToast (1:00:44 AM): i'm fucing crying
HistoricToast (1:00:46 AM): i'm crying irl
Thiradell (1:00:47 AM): archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets
Im Ngamer (1:01:02 AM): oh man Jim
HistoricToast (1:01:07 AM): mk;nfggfn
Thiradell (1:01:10 AM): definitely an A for effort
Im Ngamer (1:01:10 AM): you just stepped up your game big time
GoldenJ007 (1:01:17 AM): "That Jungle's out of control on din mor's cavern pussy, cradle my motherfuckin dick in yo hand and call me El Azteca as I go all Egyptian on yo ass!"
HistoricToast (1:01:17 AM): omfg
HistoricToast (1:01:19 AM): ~Q~Q~Q~~Q~Q~Q~Q
Thiradell (1:01:22 AM): in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you
Thiradell (1:01:25 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:33 AM): rofllllllllll
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:35 AM): this is ridic
Thiradell (1:01:35 AM): El Azteca haha
HistoricToast (1:01:35 AM): never have i lolled so hard at something in chat
ID #72
Occurred: May 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
YourElitenessPD (11:09:40 PM): Come should have been on the food side...
KevinBoothWWDB (11:09:48 PM): a fruit?
YourElitenessPD (11:09:51 PM): Wait, there is no food
COME as u r337 (11:10:06 PM): Just because you eat cum doesn't make it a food, YE
COME as u r337 (11:10:08 PM): *come
CieloAzor (11:10:12 PM): heh
J Eternia F (11:10:13 PM): lol
J Eternia F (11:10:14 PM): omg
COME as u r337 (11:10:17 PM): *bows*
J Eternia F (11:10:17 PM): ~Q~
CieloAzor (11:10:26 PM): Got 'im!
ID #384
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 25 Aug 2006, 11:26 PM
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Rating: 2.583/4 (24 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:20 AM): well I mean
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:27 AM): I guess I kind of want a gf
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:28 AM): but like
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:32 AM): you can't push it
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:35 AM): it just has to happen
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:40 AM): so I could be waiting a long while
l34ss l3oost (12:23:42 AM): precisely
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:49 AM): well, I guess its just like playing frigate
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:54 AM): you can't play for so long
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:57 AM): then keep going
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:01 AM): I mean, it just happens
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:05 AM): can't force it out
l34ss l3oost (12:24:55 AM): just dont blow the bug throw when it happens
ID #152
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.387/4 (31 votes)
I'm waiting for Aladdin -1/2: Robin Williams Just Talks to Himself in a Bottle
~ Ngamer
ID #442
Occurred: 20 Aug 2007
Submitted: 19 Aug 2007, 11:25 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
Neo1337 (1:19:07 AM): I just finished watching Final Destination
Neo1337 (1:19:09 AM): What a total mindfuck
Im Ngamer (1:20:26 AM): it's not that complicated...
Neo1337 (1:19:58 AM): Wha-?
Im Ngamer (1:20:33 AM): at least compared to Peach's Castle
Neo1337 (1:19:59 AM): No, no
Neo1337 (1:20:05 AM): It wasn't complicated at all
Neo1337 (1:20:12 AM): Sort of... annoying in one way
Im Ngamer (1:20:51 AM): I'll say, not even any platforms
Neo1337 (1:20:20 AM): A few bits were surprising, until I realised what was going on
Neo1337 (1:20:26 AM): Oh wait a second
Neo1337 (1:20:29 AM): Oh you!
Im Ngamer (1:21:07 AM): oh hoho!
ID #7
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that
ID #109
Occurred: Jun 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.323/4 (31 votes)
GEmile 007: you can do 2 midterms over again if you fucked them up, in one semester
GEmile 007: I redo midterms physics and maths
NathanStinson: to need to redo
NathanStinson: nice
GEmile 007: I wanna redo kats as well
OLLE boll e007: lol
OLLE boll e007: I bet lee wouldn't like that
ID #212
Occurred: Aug 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.222/4 (27 votes)
CieloAzor (4:39:38 AM): http://www.mastersgames.com/images/skittles/skittles-mat.jpg
CieloAzor (4:39:43 AM): http://www.karem.com/images/smokeb.jpg
Im Ngamer (10:21:37 AM): there are 11 though!
Im Ngamer (10:21:41 AM): but ok, noted
CieloAzor (10:22:29 AM): Hmm...finding a pic of exactly 10 hams was tough.
Im Ngamer (10:22:45 AM): understandable
CieloAzor (10:22:47 AM): I think it depends on what you're counting there.
CieloAzor (10:23:05 AM): Did you count the plate of ham sandwiches?
Im Ngamer (10:23:18 AM): the smallest one looks like it could be three small hams in one
CieloAzor (10:23:21 AM): Or the bag of smaller ham chunks?
Im Ngamer (10:23:30 AM): yes, there are several ways to tally these hams
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