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ID #548
Occurred: 20 Feb 2011
Submitted: 20 Feb 2011, 9:37 PM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (13 votes)
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HiddeNVillsgEoo7: rate the following athletes in terms of OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY;
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: David Villa
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sven Kramer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Tony Stewart
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: John Daly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sidney Crosby
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Bobby Fischer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Ken Jennings
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Albert Pujols
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Usain Bolt
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Michael Phelps
dragondragon18: Crosby before he got hurt?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: I don't think there is a worse POSSIBLE thing to say after that list
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: a random word generator would have said something more relevant
carathornpd: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
...
NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #289
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (10:28:03 AM): waht's this bullshit how you have to be a mod to post?
ShadowZeroPD (10:28:19 AM): there were too many gay topics no one cared about by noobs
Larkin375 (10:29:03 AM): how do u become a mod
ShadowZeroPD (10:29:32 AM): by sucking jon's dick
Larkin375 (10:29:42 AM): no really
CieloAzor (10:33:25 AM): Show him where he can apply, SZ!
CieloAzor (10:33:29 AM): I know you have the link!
Larkin375 (10:33:34 AM): thanks azort
CieloAzor (10:33:42 AM): No problem, Lark.
Larkin375 (10:36:06 AM): so yeah umm..... the link?
CieloAzor (10:37:34 AM): Dang it, SZ.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:18 AM): www.the-elite.net/modapplications.html (www.lemonparty.org)
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:24 AM): there's a form there for you to fill in
CieloAzor (10:38:24 AM): There we go.
CieloAzor (10:38:26 AM): About time.
CieloAzor (10:38:35 AM): I was about to give him the link myself.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:36 AM): sorry, busy pwning some horde in ab
Larkin375 (10:38:44 AM): k no prob
Larkin375 (10:39:03 AM): you fuckin bitch
CieloAzor (10:39:07 AM): lololol
ShadowZeroPD (10:39:09 AM): April Fools!
CieloAzor (10:39:11 AM): Pwned!
ID #323
Occurred: Apr 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.355/4 (31 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:54 PM): everyone hates meee
BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:57 PM): *slits wrists*
CieloAzor (4:52:59 PM): *sees BloodE*
CieloAzor (4:53:05 PM): Oh no! I hope I'm not too late to help!
CieloAzor (4:53:13 PM): *slits BloodE's wrists too*
ID #357
Occurred: 18 Jun 2006
Submitted: 18 Jun 2006, 12:26 AM
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Rating: 2.967/4 (30 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (11:54:53 PM): I played defensive end in HS football >_<
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:16 PM): I was QB
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:20 PM): man, I got so much pussy
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:24 PM): I didn't know what to do with it all
Blueline Goddess (11:55:46 PM): and that's why you're still a virgin!
ID #111
Occurred: Jun 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.886/4 (35 votes)
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octoinky (23:11:00): FUCKING PENGUINS
ID #395
Occurred: 30 Oct 2006
Submitted: 31 Oct 2006, 4:21 AM
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Rating: 2.292/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (3:50:06 PM): Well, looks like Jon gets his chance, but he'll have to make a move quickly!
CieloAzor (3:50:25 PM): Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon have split.
WouterJ007 (3:56:58 PM): into half humans?
CieloAzor (4:10:47 PM): into atoms!
Im Ngamer (4:12:13 PM): nooooo! *tries to put her back together*
Im Ngamer (4:15:26 PM): ok, done
Im Ngamer (4:15:51 PM): looks like I recreated her; 95% Reese and only 5% Ryan
Im Ngamer (4:15:59 PM): ...but it's a very bad 5%
ID #15
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.531/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (5:24:26 PM): How much dirt do you think those Jockies eat out there on the track?
CieloAzor (5:25:06 PM): The one they just showed had about 1.2 lbs of it on his face.
katslover42 (5:25:22 PM): Yea
katslover42 (5:25:28 PM): That's what I was thinking
katslover42 (5:25:36 PM): And you know they are screaming out there
katslover42 (5:25:42 PM): With their mouth wide open
CieloAzor (5:25:42 PM): He probably swallowed .54 lbs or so.
Im Ngamer (5:26:12 PM): bet you $5 it's under 0.50 lbs!
CieloAzor (5:26:23 PM): Maybe less, depending on the circumference of his mouth.
ID #60
Occurred: Feb 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.765/4 (34 votes)
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The Ad Killer (10:26:04 AM): CAPSLOCK FRIDAY RULES.
COME as u r337 (10:26:20 AM): ITS ALMOST OVER FOR YOU, SAM
The Ad Killer (10:26:25 AM): IT'S WAY BETTER THAN SCROLL LOCK THURSDAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE THINKING WITH THAT.
ID #401
Occurred: 1 Dec 2006
Submitted: 2 Dec 2006, 2:38 AM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (25 votes)
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holycatholique (10:59:49 PM): I got stuck on Quicksand Agent :(
Trivium1224 (10:59:50 PM): er...
Trivium1224 (10:59:55 PM): Quicksand?
Trivium1224 (11:00:01 PM): ...The hell?
dragondragon18 (11:00:02 PM): its the hidden mission
holycatholique (11:00:50 PM): www.the-elite.net/pd/quicksandmission (lemonparty.org)
holycatholique (11:00:54 PM): I think that's the right link
dragondragon18 (11:01:01 PM): i think so, i was gonna show him it too
Trivium1224 (11:02:05 PM): son of a fuck
Trivium1224 (11:02:07 PM): I hate you
holycatholique (11:02:09 PM): hahahaha
Trivium1224 (11:02:10 PM): God damnit
Trivium1224 (11:02:23 PM): I am gonna go fucking puke my ass out my mouth
Trivium1224 (11:02:24 PM): brb
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