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ID #359
Occurred: 28 May 2006
Submitted: 23 Jun 2006, 1:23 AM
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Rating: 1.630/4 (27 votes)
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COME as u r337: I've already played SMB to my full potential!
Im Ngamer: I'll use my BED to full potential if you're not careful!
Blueline Goddess: you don't have a girlfriend.
Blueline Goddess: ...or a boyfriend, should he swing that way.
COME as u r337: Well, only when he visits Boss
COME as u r337: but then it's not HIS bed.
Blueline Goddess: indeed.
ID #418
Occurred: 31 Mar 2007
Submitted: 31 Mar 2007, 2:29 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (2:10:16 PM): I made my local newspaper today!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:14:04 PM): "New Strain of Downs Syndrome Discovered"
ID #184
Occurred: 28 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.042/4 (24 votes)
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Neo1337 (9:16:27 PM): Two 3 and outs.
Im Ngamer (9:17:02 PM): oh, great punt! that's a momentum-changer
Neo1337 (9:17:09 PM): ...?
Neo1337 (9:17:15 PM): It was 49 yards then returned for 13, how is that great.
Im Ngamer (9:17:39 PM): sure shut the crowd up, I'll say that much!
Rshepherd1000 (9:18:23 PM): you tell em jon
Im Ngamer (9:18:31 PM): always do!
ID #428
Occurred: 3 Jun 2007
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 12:51 PM
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Rating: 2.087/4 (23 votes)
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HistoricToast (12:46:02): because on surface 1 you get killed by people you can't see, easy
COME as u r337 (12:46:17): Yeah, thats why you just play til you get all klobb guards and no snipers
Redsrule3500 (12:46:29): its just random
Redsrule3500 (12:46:30): ?
HistoricToast (12:46:40): yes reds if you hadn't noticed half of everything is luck
Rshepherd1000 (12:46:41): s1 is mostly luck yes
HistoricToast (12:46:43): and the other half?
HistoricToast (12:46:46): Fate
ID #384
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 25 Aug 2006, 11:26 PM
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Rating: 2.583/4 (24 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:20 AM): well I mean
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:27 AM): I guess I kind of want a gf
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:28 AM): but like
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:32 AM): you can't push it
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:35 AM): it just has to happen
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:40 AM): so I could be waiting a long while
l34ss l3oost (12:23:42 AM): precisely
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:49 AM): well, I guess its just like playing frigate
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:54 AM): you can't play for so long
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:57 AM): then keep going
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:01 AM): I mean, it just happens
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:05 AM): can't force it out
l34ss l3oost (12:24:55 AM): just dont blow the bug throw when it happens
ID #407
Occurred: 29 Dec 2006
Submitted: 30 Dec 2006, 3:12 AM
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Rating: 2.680/4 (25 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (11:24:33 PM): I want a series of PHP t-shirts
YourElitenessPD (11:24:45 PM): They can say things like....
YourElitenessPD (11:24:55 PM): array_diff_uassoc -- Computes the difference of arrays with additional index check which is performed by a user supplied callback function
YourElitenessPD (11:26:43 PM): Wouldn't that be cool?
Rshepherd1000 (11:26:57 PM): incredibly
Neo1337 (11:27:13 PM): Oh you are NEVER getting laid.
ID #193
Occurred: 20 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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(23:58:26) Neo1337: "Send us the top 10 ways you can tell a chef used to be a hacker."
(23:58:44) Neo1337: The story:
(23:58:49) Neo1337: "A Brisbane man who pleaded guilty to hacking into a former employer's system told the judge he has stopped working in IT and is training to become a chef."

* Introduces himself to you as an ex-hacker
* Apron says "World's Best Hacker"
* Wears a white hat
* Cooks nothing but ramen
* RAIDs his 5 small freezers into one big one
* Dishwasher has 128-bit encryption
* When asked about why it's taking so long to prepare the food, says "It's behind a firewall"
* Tries to get into the FBI's database with the blender
* Large collection of pornography hidden under the radishes
* Hacks vegetables
* Food on your plate is sorted by "Last Modified" date
* The cookies have chips in them
* Restaraunt has a /\/\ 3 |\| |_|
* Works for free
* Bill must be paid via PayPal
* Gets a phonecall from Microsoft 4 minutes into turning on his laptop in the kitchen
* Thinks he's better than every other chef
* Menu only has crackers on it
(Contributors: Wheat, BloodE, Sam, Neo, Dayle)
ID #326
Occurred: May 04 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:52:10 PM): Sammy!
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:16 PM): yo
Im Ngamer (4:52:21 PM): imagine for a minute that you ran mariokart64.com
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:28 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaah
Im Ngamer (4:52:41 PM): did your brain just explode?
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:11 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:15 PM): caught most of it
ID #58
Occurred: 14 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:42:25 PM): whoa, a girl is 42nd
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:46 PM): how sad that such a comment must be preceded by a "whoa"
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:49 PM): but true
Im Ngamer (11:42:51 PM): that's like a new female record
Im Ngamer (11:42:57 PM): for anything
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:58 PM): she'll be 280th by next week
Was He DUpgamer (11:43:04 PM): bcs of those emotions
Neo1337 (11:43:46 PM): she'll have PMS then have like....really bad game-rage
Neo1337 (11:44:02 PM): I think that's why girls shouldn't compete for times
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:11 PM): quite a mature stance
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:15 PM): i think they need to make more babies
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:16 PM): and less PRs
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:28 PM): if i may be sincere
ID #526
Occurred: 29 May 2010
Submitted: 29 May 2010, 3:48 AM
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Rating: 2.529/4 (17 votes)
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2:44:13 infil12: i was the best man for a friend a few years ago
2:44:17 infil12: p neat experience
2:44:29 isthatagoodt: niiiice
2:44:33 historictoast: as in the best man he ever put his cock in?
2:44:44 imngamer: *jaw drops again*
2:44:59 infil12: and bloode wonders why he doesn't have any friends!
2:45:00 historictoast: careful infil might stick his dick in there
2:45:04 historictoast: though you'd want that wouldn't you
2:45:13 imngamer: *jaw drops even wider*
2:45:22 historictoast: don't give him that much credit
2:45:23 infil12: he asked me to drink the champagne during the toasts at the reception
2:45:30 infil12: which was the only thing that was a little meh
2:45:41 infil12: did it for his sake, though, p much the only time i've ever had alcohol
2:45:48 historictoast: so basically you're square
2:45:51 imngamer: dang, could have just faked it
2:45:56 infil12: i tried faking it
2:46:03 infil12: he caught me and said to drink it during the next toast, lol
2:46:25 historictoast: sounds super weird
2:46:29 historictoast: like everything
2:46:32 historictoast: you faking it is weird
2:46:36 historictoast: him confronting you about it is weird
2:46:54 isthatagoodt: dang, that would be kinda awkward
2:46:54 infil12: it wasn't a big deal
2:46:59 isthatagoodt: guess i'll just get water in mine
2:47:03 historictoast: i guess you sucking his cock in front of everyone was probably the weirdest part huh
2:47:12 infil12: i didn't chug it down or anything, just had a small sip at the next toast or two
2:47:16 historictoast: lmao
2:47:27 historictoast: omg
2:47:35 historictoast: i make myself cry with laughter
2:47:38 historictoast: that's what it's come to
2:47:44 historictoast: calling people gay on the internet and crying
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