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ID #405
Occurred: 14 Dec 2006
Submitted: 14 Dec 2006, 5:13 AM
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Rating: 3.370/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:22:59 AM): let's take an inkblot test!
Im Ngamer (2:23:12 AM): you have to type into Chat the first thing that comes into your mind for each one
Im Ngamer (2:23:22 AM): http://www.deltabravo.net/custody/rorschach.php
Im Ngamer (2:23:36 AM): I'll go first
Im Ngamer (2:23:45 AM): 1. Europe
Im Ngamer (2:24:04 AM): 2. two candles
Im Ngamer (2:24:16 AM): 3. dancing aliens
Im Ngamer (2:24:44 AM): 4. that fat pokemon that just sleeps all the time
Im Ngamer (2:25:00 AM): (you can knock him off the ledge on the Beach level in Snap)
Im Ngamer (2:25:16 AM): 5. a giant moth
Im Ngamer (2:25:35 AM): 6. a crown
Im Ngamer (2:26:07 AM): 7. guy giving two thumbs up
Im Ngamer (2:26:35 AM): 8. an alien ship and/or robot
Im Ngamer (2:26:48 AM): like those huge drill bit machines from the Matrix Revolutions
Im Ngamer (2:27:18 AM): 9. a space ship as seen from above, like the Millenium Falcon
Im Ngamer (2:27:45 AM): 10. devils leaping out of a fire
Im Ngamer (2:28:51 AM): pretty good results for me!
Im Ngamer (2:29:15 AM): I feared I'd just see 10 penises!
Comeasur37 (2:32:22 AM): I'm sure you'll see them later, Jon.
Im Ngamer (2:32:53 AM): ...
ID #244
Occurred: Nov 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.813/4 (32 votes)
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PerfectSimKilla (11:30:12 PM): "holycatholique (12:29:42 AM): morning"
nice combonation of color, hot pink and green
holycatholique (11:31:05 PM): thank you!
Im Ngamer (11:38:05 PM): you're doing your parents proud, wiff!
holycatholique (11:39:53 PM): ok?
CieloAzor (11:40:15 PM): Sounds better than ok to me.
CieloAzor (11:40:40 PM): Three cheers for wiff and his attractive color scheme!
Im Ngamer (11:40:49 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:40:53 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:40:58 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:02 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:41:06 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:08 PM): HOORAY!
Im Ngamer (11:41:15 PM): *21 gun salute!*
CieloAzor (11:41:38 PM): Bring in the jugglers!
Obfuscation314 (11:43:58 PM): *juggles 21 guns*
Im Ngamer (11:44:07 PM): ohhhhh! ahhhhh!
Im Ngamer (11:43:19 PM): that was like an episode straight out of a The Cheat cartoon
ID #443
Occurred: 30 Aug 2007
Submitted: 31 Aug 2007, 4:35 AM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
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rshepherd1000 (5:02:42 PM): Welcome to todays Euro KotH
rshepherd1000 (5:02:58 PM): The subject this evening is Animals!
*later on*
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): Question 3
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): http://rshepherd.googlepages.com/a03gs
rshepherd1000 (5:11:17 PM): Answer: Mosquito, Myggor, Moustique, Muggen
rshepherd1000 (5:12:21 PM): its hard to find a pic of a mosquito where its not sucking someones arm
rshepherd1000 (5:12:31 PM): i have similar probs with pics of jims mor
ID #397
Occurred: 18 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:21 PM
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Rating: 1.609/4 (23 votes)
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Mallow0519 (4:26:46 PM): ...
comeasur337 (4:26:53 PM): Hi Mallow
comeasur337 (4:27:28 PM): Whats up?
Mallow0519 (4:27:35 PM): i just installed AIM
comeasur337 (4:27:39 PM): cool
comeasur337 (4:27:50 PM): yeah.. noticed youve not been on lately
Cyber1166 (4:28:00 PM): what happened?
Mallow0519 (4:28:10 PM): i uninstalled it ...
Cyber1166 (4:28:32 PM): aw... that wasn't a very good story
comeasur337 (4:28:36 PM): yeah
comeasur337 (4:28:42 PM): i expected like.. a bear attack
Cyber1166 (4:28:59 PM): try it again, and this time, funny it up
Mallow0519 (4:29:33 PM): yeah, ok... i uninstalled aim so I wouldn't have to ask it (aim) to sit and rotate on my penis every minute of my life
Cyber1166 (4:29:49 PM): haha! much better
ID #269
Occurred: Jan 22 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.069/4 (29 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (12:16:45 AM): How many levels have water in them?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:16:48 AM): Think very carefully.
Regular Civilian (12:16:56 AM): Dam
Regular Civilian (12:16:58 AM): Facility
Neo26988 (12:17:02 AM): Facility has water?
J Eternia F (12:17:03 AM): where?
Neo26988 (12:17:06 AM): Don't tell me you mean the toilet.
Regular Civilian (12:17:06 AM): toilet
Neo26988 (12:17:09 AM): FFS.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:17:09 AM): lol, yep.
Neo26988 (12:17:16 AM): You. Are. Gay.
Regular Civilian (12:17:20 AM): Deski.
Neo26988 (12:17:24 AM): SNOW HAS LIKE WATER IN IT
Neo26988 (12:17:29 AM): SO BOTH SURFACES
Neo26988 (12:17:38 AM): JUNGLE...THERE COULD BE DEW EVERWHERE
GoldenJimbo007 (12:17:40 AM): No.
Neo26988 (12:17:41 AM): SO LIKE THERE'S WATER
GoldenJimbo007 (12:17:45 AM): Neo loses.
Neo26988 (12:17:48 AM): No I don't.
Neo26988 (12:17:50 AM): There's dirt.
Neo26988 (12:17:56 AM): There is water soaked in to it.
Neo26988 (12:18:05 AM): Jungles are always humid.
Regular Civilian (12:18:12 AM): You lose, Neo.
Regular Civilian (12:18:14 AM): Shut up.
Neo26988 (12:18:20 AM): Runway, because there's water in the petrol in the plane, maybe.
Neo26988 (12:18:25 AM): Probably a li'l H2O
GoldenJimbo007 (12:18:27 AM): stfu.
Neo26988 (12:18:52 AM): Aztec, there'd have to be some water on the rocket.
Neo26988 (12:18:56 AM): Or people would go thirsty.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:19:05 AM): *ignores*
Regular Civilian (12:19:05 AM): *ignores Neo*
ID #232
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (22:40:06): drop the e when adding ing, dammit!
COME as u r337 (22:40:28): Yeah, people shouldn't be at raves when they're conjugating verbs!
ID #371
Occurred: 19 Jul 2006
Submitted: 19 Jul 2006, 11:51 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (26 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (08:59:10): My penis is so big, I have to wear long pants everywhere
YourElitenessPD (08:59:19): And even then it pokes out down near my ankles
YourElitenessPD (08:59:32): People screaming and pointing is a common thing for me
MallowsSexCage (09:00:06): my dick is so big that it's got its own dick that's bigger than yours
ID #93
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.649/4 (37 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (16:44:33): Only two kinds of people come from Kokiri Forest - steers and queers. Which one are you, boy?
ID #159
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.966/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:16 PM): Okay guys
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:20 PM): I got a challenge for you
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:33 PM): "Why do you want to destroy the Earth?"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:53 PM): http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/geocide/why.html
megawabs (5:08:45 PM): because you're on it !
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:53 PM): best I can think of is "It's the only way to be sure"
COME as u r337 (5:09:20 PM): "To be famous"
COME as u r337 (5:09:49 PM): "To see how long of a jail sentence you'd get"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:10:25 PM): "Fear will keep the outer worlds in line. Fear of this battle station"
Obfuscation314 (5:11:08 PM): "April Fools Day joke"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:11:30 PM): "April Fool's!"
COME as u r337 (5:11:34 PM): "So those 'Sam Hughes: Professional Planet Destroyer' business cards will finally be useful."
COME as u r337 (5:12:03 PM): "My favourite colour is not blue"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:10 PM): "Trades Description Act"
COME as u r337 (5:12:17 PM): "George W. Bush"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:24 PM): "Taxes"
COME as u r337 (5:12:37 PM): "We couldn't find Osama, and we don't think he's in space..."
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:47 PM): "To save it"
COME as u r337 (5:13:00 PM): "To see if there's bubble gum in the center"
Obfuscation314 (5:13:08 PM): "I got bored"
CieloAzor (5:13:19 PM): To build an intergalatic hyperspace bypass?
COME as u r337 (5:13:52 PM): "Someone created a rankings page for destroying Earth on the Internet"
COME as u r337 (5:14:10 PM): 1. Karl 1
COME as u r337 (5:14:15 PM): 2. Everyone else 0
Stickmansam 1024 (5:14:17 PM): heheheheheheheh
Obfuscation314 (5:14:29 PM): Haha
Obfuscation314 (5:14:33 PM): The geocide elite!
CieloAzor (5:14:36 PM): Time for a proof call.
COME as u r337 (5:14:55 PM): "I really really really don't like the Backstreet Boys"
COME as u r337 (5:15:21 PM): "I saw it on TV"
megawabs (5:15:34 PM): "To kill all chinese"
Im Ngamer (5:15:40 PM): "all the cool kids are doing it"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:00 PM): "Because I saw it in a videogame"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:08 PM): "Because of GAY MARRIAGE"
COME as u r337 (5:16:26 PM): "The big red button was too tempting"
COME as u r337 (5:16:50 PM): "Ngamer used an emoticon"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:50 PM): "To stop porn being shown to our children"
Obfuscation314 (5:17:21 PM): "To keep videogames free of sexual content"
COME as u r337 (5:17:42 PM): "So they would stop adding flavours to Dr. Pepper"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:17:55 PM): "Had a bad, bad experience once involving a blue marble"
ID #172
Occurred: Aug 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (28 votes)
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COME as u r337 (10:09:57 PM): ah well.. i guess the bryan/jon shit wont be up til next week
Neo26988 (10:11:27 PM): If it's anything like Bryan's vids, may be next decade.
COME as u r337 (10:12:03 PM): i bet jon is like all those stars in the sky
COME as u r337 (10:12:07 PM): all this stuff happened years ago
COME as u r337 (10:12:10 PM): and we're just seeing it now
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