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ID #492
Occurred: 6 Aug 2008
Submitted: 8 Aug 2008, 7:37 AM
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Rating: 3.143/4 (21 votes)
dragondragon18 (14:21:18): jim wants to leave a day earlier if possible
BluelineGoddess (14:21:37): just so there's only 3 of you in the van rofl
wheatrich (14:21:42): will anyone be there a day earlier?
dragondragon18 (14:21:53): well, we'd get there tuesday night
DKK5 (14:22:26): "Goddammit"
wheatrich (14:22:27): right but will anyone BE there
wheatrich (14:22:35): as in the weathertons
dragondragon18 (14:22:40): we will!
DKK5 (14:22:53): They can sleep in the van if nobody is there
DKK5 (14:23:00): Since there's only 3 people
wheatrich (14:23:13): not sure 3 would fit so well sleeping all at once
wheatrich (14:23:26): but the van can easily hold 4 I don't know what jim's problem is
BluelineGoddess (14:23:26): 3 people don't need much room
wheatrich (14:23:43): I think he wants to sleep on the way in/out
DKK5 (14:23:57): "You try keeping 4 people happy in the van *kicks you in the nuts*"
wheatrich (14:23:59): but there still should be some room for that given we're not taking sleeping stuff like last year
wheatrich (14:24:10): and by we I mean they
wheatrich (14:24:19): since I'm not going in the van
DKK5 (14:24:57): It seems like Jim wants this entire meet catered to his interests as much as possible
BluelineGoddess (14:25:18): much like he wants life catered to him as much as possible
wheatrich (14:25:47): he knows enough caterers
ID #69
Occurred: Jul 04 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
GoldenGreg007: i give up on streets for now
GoldenGreg007: i'm getting needy for porn again
comeasur337: Masterbation PRs
comeasur337: can you beat 1:15?
comeasur337: i can get like.. 24 with lookdown
GoldenGreg007: (haha, new strat! 2 seconds)
GoldenGreg007: lookdown, lmao
GoldenGreg007: cruise control 8-)
GoldenGreg007: they do have like man dildos
GoldenGreg007: where you put your dick in it and it shakes i guess
GoldenGreg007: so i suppose that might help for wrs
GoldenGreg007: might not be allowed in the masterbation elite though
comeasur337: thats like a game shark
GoldenGreg007: kinda like a turbo controller
comeasur337: dickshark*
smurx god: guys, new thwacking record, :45, on tape, and plus I got some TTs
GoldenGreg007: lmfgao
GoldenGreg007: how many boosts did you have???
Cyber1166: if I know smurx, there were plenty of back boosts
smurx god: Unzipped pants at :02. Got a boner at :10 (I'm thinking :09 might be possible). First speech skip at :12. Recieved a boost from J-Lo saving a couple seconds. Back-boosts by Ben Affleck setting me back. and a :44.98 End Screen
ID #268
Occurred: Jan 22 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.700/4 (30 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (21:49:14): Darth Vader is Lukes Father!
CieloAzor (21:49:20): Fuck!
OLLE boll e007 (21:49:23): WHAT?
octoinky (21:49:24): dude you gotta spoiler that!
OLLE boll e007 (21:49:26): fuck you
Brian19King (21:49:27): YOU RUINED THE MOVIE
(21:49:27) OLLE boll e007 has left the room.
Regular Civilian (21:49:29): dude
Regular Civilian (21:49:33): Not cool.
CieloAzor (21:49:35): I've got the DVD sitting on my coffee table!
CieloAzor (21:49:39): Was gonna watch it after the games!
ID #283
Occurred: Mar 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
CieloAzor (12:33:00 AM): Uh oh, Rent's a long 'un. Better be good.
CieloAzor (2:45:32 AM): k, that wasn't bad
CieloAzor (2:45:41 AM): Musicals are easy to watch.
CieloAzor (2:46:07 AM): But one part gave me an idea...
CieloAzor (2:46:19 AM): If Musical Porno isn't a genre, it should be.
CieloAzor (2:46:57 AM): Surely somebody must have made Breast Side Whorey, or maybe Scats...
ID #451
Occurred: 28 Nov 2007
Submitted: 29 Nov 2007, 3:31 AM
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Rating: 2.040/4 (25 votes)
Neo26988 (6:07:50 PM): Golden Compass soon
Neo26988 (6:07:58 PM): Fucking TV News spoiled the last book for me
Neo26988 (6:08:00 PM): Cunts.
Neo26988 (6:08:47 PM): They're like
Neo26988 (6:09:01 PM): "The movie is causing controversy among Christan groups because *******"
Neo26988 (6:09:02 PM): I'm like
Neo26988 (6:09:06 PM): 'WTF? I didn't want to know that."
rshepherd1000 (6:09:34 PM): could be worse
Neo26988 (6:09:41 PM): How so
rshepherd1000 (6:09:42 PM): you could name your teddy bear mohammed
Neo26988 (6:09:48 PM): Why would I do that
rshepherd1000 (6:09:59 PM): have you not heard about that
rshepherd1000 (6:10:33 PM): some british schoolteacher in sudan
rshepherd1000 (6:10:45 PM): classmates name their class teddy bear mohammed
rshepherd1000 (6:10:56 PM): teacher obv facing prison now for blasphemy
CieloAzor (6:11:33 PM): argh, I hope they hang that motherfucker!
CieloAzor (6:11:40 PM): so pissed!
Im Ngamer (6:12:32 PM): that's almost as offensive as when they named a Mexican Jesus
ID #273
Occurred: Feb 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (28 votes)
Im Ngamer (8:45:32 PM): Bus is fired up!
wheatrich (8:45:45 PM): ngamer better have some big bet riding on this game
Im Ngamer (8:46:11 PM): alot of pride
Wiggum742 (8:46:23 PM): in that case i think you already lost
ID #17
Occurred: May 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.742/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (10:25:56 AM): yeah! Wily going up like a rocket!
(10:27:04 AM) Cyber1166 has entered the room.
Cyber1166 (10:27:22 AM): that's nice, but how is today's GameFAQs character poll going?
(10:27:26 AM) Cyber1166 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (10:27:46 AM): ...
ID #329
Occurred: May 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.929/4 (28 votes)
*following a heated debate on religion and beliefs*
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:28 PM): well... it doesn't really matter what you believe until everything in the universe has been fully explained
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:31 PM): which will never happen
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:34 PM): thats my belief
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:54 PM): besides... it's our minds that creates the universe in a way
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:56 PM): SZ is a philosopher
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:26 PM): well... I'm fascinated over why anything exists at all
Regular Civilian (7:13:36 PM): This is what he's like when Sam isn't around.
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:50 PM): well, why are we all here?
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:56 PM): it makes no logical sense really
RyanWhiteGoose (7:14:10 PM): what did God plan on achieving by creating things?
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:30 PM): the obvious question would be, who created god?
*SZ continues for a bit longer until...*
Curbstomp41 (7:19:45 PM): you guys have interesting conversations
ShadowZeroPD (7:20:08 PM): my penis had an interesting conversation with din mor's vagina last night
ID #14
Occurred: May 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.484/4 (31 votes)
CieloAzor (12:12:38 AM): Girls are still making me throw up.
CieloAzor (12:12:40 AM): It's not cool.
dragondragon18 (12:12:51 AM): dont be like stan
CieloAzor (12:13:06 AM): I'm being SUCH a Stan.
CieloAzor (12:13:41 AM): Except I run to the bathroom and do it discreetly.
CieloAzor (12:14:23 AM): I don't even want a girl right now.
Im Ngamer (12:19:07 AM): that's still happening, QB? scary
CieloAzor (12:19:18 AM): Yeah, twice yesterday.
Im Ngamer (12:19:30 AM): idea!
Im Ngamer (12:19:43 AM): watch It's Pat, and see what happens
ID #569
Occurred: 21 Feb 2013
Submitted: 23 Feb 2013, 6:45 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (10 votes)
*Jimbo's been bragging about his new 100M internet connection on facebook*
Infil1212 (3:57:13 AM): he gets university internet at his house? how?
isthatagoodt (3:57:30 AM): the ISP has the infrastructure to support 100M but charges 10x more for it
isthatagoodt (3:57:47 AM): so normally jim buys a really cheap plan because he's cheap. instead he's pretending Ritch lives with him so he can get the student rate
wheatrich (4:10:20 AM): pretty sure those crying tears I'm hearing are infil's
TopRogue7 (4:11:51 AM): infil immediately moving to steal rach from jim
Infil1212 (4:13:13 AM): there are some things i wouldn't do, even for good internet
isthatagoodt (4:13:31 AM): well, would you pay $100/month for 100M down/50M up?
Infil1212 (4:14:19 AM): uhh... yes? lol
isthatagoodt (4:14:25 AM): well then
isthatagoodt (4:14:28 AM): jim has that option, but instead he's taking $10/mo
isthatagoodt (4:15:00 AM): but you're saying you wouldn't even do that when your only other option is what you have NOW?
Infil1212 (4:15:14 AM): no, the thing i wouldn't do for good internet is date rachel
Infil1212 (4:15:18 AM): as per youse
isthatagoodt (4:15:37 AM): ohhhhh
isthatagoodt (4:15:40 AM): i didnt read youse's line
Infil1212 (4:15:48 AM): few people do
HistoricToast (4:16:23 AM): can't believe the amount of disrespect on show here
HistoricToast (4:16:37 AM): for rach, for youse
isthatagoodt (4:16:47 AM): ehh, in Ritch's case
isthatagoodt (4:16:50 AM): she LOST the respect
isthatagoodt (4:16:58 AM): ....about 4 seconds after she stepped in here the first time
Infil1212 (4:17:04 AM): hi, my name is rachel
Infil1212 (4:17:10 AM): would you like to hear about my vaginal piercings?
isthatagoodt (4:17:26 AM): p much verbatim
HistoricToast (4:17:44 AM): p much masturbatin'
HistoricToast (4:18:33 AM): just thinking about those sweet sweet pussy lips dangling long, stretched from the weight of large metallic objects pincering her vapid flesh
wheatrich (4:18:52 AM): ok bloode gets the dreaded ignore
Infil1212 (4:19:17 AM): ffs
neo26988 (4:19:30 AM): ...
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