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ID #130
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.714/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:18:33 PM): Ugh. Who farted?
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #128
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.621/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (4:05:11 AM): I usually last long enough
octoinky (4:05:12 AM): ;-)
ShadowZeroPD (4:05:18 AM): din mor said otherwise last night
octoinky (4:05:46 AM): ;-)
octoinky (4:05:55 AM): eh personal WR (worst record) is 15 seconds
octoinky (4:05:58 AM): i was like wtf??!
CieloAzor (4:06:04 AM): What the?
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:08 AM): lol
octoinky (4:06:09 AM): i have no idea
CieloAzor (4:06:16 AM): Unlucky.
CieloAzor (4:06:24 AM): That was just a bad run.
octoinky (4:06:30 AM): well, she doesn't care, it wasn't really awkward
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:32 AM): you probly need a better strat
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:53 AM): several vids on the net
ID #311
Occurred: Apr 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.968/4 (31 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (7:43:54 PM): i thought of a game
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:01 PM): where you'd ago around in medieval times
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:07 PM): and like, you could be a total badass
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:10 PM): it'd be real open ended
BloodE of Sorrow (7:44:18 PM): like you could actually rape women
BloodE of Sorrow (7:45:35 PM): it'd be called like "Rapen"
Im Ngamer (7:58:06 PM): instead of fighting, you both try to rape each other?
Im Ngamer (7:58:12 PM): and the winner is the rapist
COME as u r337 (7:58:47 PM): if jon played, he'd intentionally lose and call himself the winner
COME as u r337 (7:58:48 PM): >.>
Im Ngamer (7:58:43 PM): or how about this
Im Ngamer (7:58:51 PM): like WoW has the two sides
Im Ngamer (7:59:07 PM): this game could have Men and Women
Im Ngamer (7:59:15 PM): the Men are all Rapists
Im Ngamer (7:59:23 PM): and the Women try to kill all the men
Im Ngamer (7:59:31 PM): they would be more like Amazon women
COME as u r337 (7:59:37 PM): uh.. i think that game already exists
COME as u r337 (7:59:44 PM): its called "South America"
ID #491
Occurred: 26 Jul 2008
Submitted: 28 Jul 2008, 12:57 AM
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Rating: 2.048/4 (21 votes)
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COME as u r3 7 (7:45:47 PM): speaking of blowjobs
COME as u r3 7 (7:45:51 PM): back to bed with dayle!
DKK5 (7:46:12 PM): You watch your mouth
COME as u r3 7 (7:46:20 PM): i'll be watching her mouth!
ID #291
Occurred: Apr 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (28 votes)
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J Eternia F (12:46:09 PM): so whats Mouser most recent wr?
CieloAzor (12:46:37 PM): He ran up and down the stairs in 1.8 seconds.
CieloAzor (12:46:50 PM): Touching each step.
CieloAzor (12:46:53 PM): Cause thems the rules.
J Eternia F (12:47:03 PM): (depending of the set of stairs. that would be fucking impressive)
J Eternia F (12:47:10 PM): (and impossible)
CieloAzor (12:47:31 PM): I've seen plenty of impossible things in my day!
CieloAzor (12:47:47 PM): I've seen a girl stack 10 cups and then unstack them in less than 1.8 secs.
CieloAzor (12:48:07 PM): Sure looks impossible.
J Eternia F (12:48:11 PM): I've seen Lec drink 10cups and undrink them in 1.8secs
CieloAzor (12:48:16 PM): lol!
CieloAzor (12:49:08 PM): And then drink them again?
J Eternia F (12:49:15 PM): nah
CieloAzor (12:49:23 PM): Okay, cause that would be gross.
ID #25
Occurred: Mar 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.469/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:43:11 PM): morning Merc
PDMercenary (4:45:24 PM): :)
PDMercenary (4:45:26 PM): morning
PDMercenary (4:45:42 PM): i grew a penis today
PDMercenary (4:45:46 PM): funnily enough
(4:46:44 PM) AnAreaHomosexual has entered the room.
(4:46:47 PM) PDMercenary has left the room.
AnAreaHomosexual (4:46:50 PM): not much of one
(4:46:51 PM) PDMercenary has entered the room.
(4:46:55 PM) AnAreaHomosexual has left the room.
Im Ngamer (4:47:22 PM): ...
PDMercenary (4:47:55 PM): ?
Im Ngamer (4:48:01 PM): oh, nothing
ID #570
Occurred: 27 Mar 2013
Submitted: 27 Mar 2013, 11:44 PM
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Rating: 2.778/4 (9 votes)
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*Alec's trying to lose some weight*
(23:34:05) GoldenJ007: Corey you need a huge teaching on how calories work and what foods are good etc
(23:34:08) GoldenJ007: WHEN to eat etc
(23:34:23) DrInvertigone: Please do, Jim. I need to get in good shape.
(23:35:21) GoldenJ007: Alright
(23:35:23) GoldenJ007: lets start with the basics
(23:35:26) GoldenJ007: WHAT is a calorie
(23:35:30) GoldenJ007: Why is it important
(23:35:36) DKK5: lol quiz
(23:35:55) DrInvertigone: Obviously something you need to have. It gives you energy. You cannot consume more than 3500 in a day or you gain weight, same goes if you burn 3500 of them.
(23:36:08) DKK5: rofl
(23:36:08) GoldenJ007: A calorie is a unit of energy, sure
(23:36:20) GoldenJ007: There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat, that's where you're getting that from
(23:36:30) GoldenJ007: Units of energy that go unburned in your body get stored as body fat
(23:36:41) GoldenJ007: And extra units of energy needing to be burned are taken from your stored body fat
(23:36:52) GoldenJ007: Fat has the highest concentration of energy of any food group, with 9 calories per gram of it
(23:36:57) GoldenJ007: Carbs have 4, protein have 4
(23:37:05) GoldenJ007: meh I'm done
(23:37:36) Thiradell: lol
(23:37:42) DKK5: loooool
ID #593
Occurred: 16 Aug 2015
Submitted: 16 Aug 2015, 5:18 PM
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Rating: 2.857/4 (7 votes)
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(4:11:15 PM) COME as u r337: eagles wont be kicking FGs all year anyways
(4:11:22 PM) TopRogue7: teeeebs
(4:11:45 PM) DKK5: Thank goodness he's white
(4:13:11 PM) TopRogue7: Too bad that's not true of everyone.
(4:13:20 PM) DKK5: :[
(4:13:52 PM) Jim Barrett: That's why VA meets are great
(4:13:54 PM) Jim Barrett: Everyone is white
(4:14:21 PM) stinsonlaptop: lol
(4:14:27 PM) DKK5: lol
ID #289
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (10:28:03 AM): waht's this bullshit how you have to be a mod to post?
ShadowZeroPD (10:28:19 AM): there were too many gay topics no one cared about by noobs
Larkin375 (10:29:03 AM): how do u become a mod
ShadowZeroPD (10:29:32 AM): by sucking jon's dick
Larkin375 (10:29:42 AM): no really
CieloAzor (10:33:25 AM): Show him where he can apply, SZ!
CieloAzor (10:33:29 AM): I know you have the link!
Larkin375 (10:33:34 AM): thanks azort
CieloAzor (10:33:42 AM): No problem, Lark.
Larkin375 (10:36:06 AM): so yeah umm..... the link?
CieloAzor (10:37:34 AM): Dang it, SZ.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:18 AM): www.the-elite.net/modapplications.html (www.lemonparty.org)
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:24 AM): there's a form there for you to fill in
CieloAzor (10:38:24 AM): There we go.
CieloAzor (10:38:26 AM): About time.
CieloAzor (10:38:35 AM): I was about to give him the link myself.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:36 AM): sorry, busy pwning some horde in ab
Larkin375 (10:38:44 AM): k no prob
Larkin375 (10:39:03 AM): you fuckin bitch
CieloAzor (10:39:07 AM): lololol
ShadowZeroPD (10:39:09 AM): April Fools!
CieloAzor (10:39:11 AM): Pwned!
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