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ID #466
Occurred: 8 Feb 2008
Submitted: 8 Feb 2008, 4:14 AM
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Rating: 3.480/4 (25 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:07 AM): ok think about this Jon
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:16 AM): what will I personally ever do in my life for the good of mankind?
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:26 AM): if anything, I just want to make a lot of money and have a hot wife
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:39 AM): yes, I appreciate the mother Teresas, and Princess Dianas, and Jesus Christs of the world
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:44 AM): but thats not for me
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:49 AM): Im in it for the sex and money and power
Im Ngamer (3:07:57 AM): 0/3 so far!
ID #244
Occurred: Nov 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.813/4 (32 votes)
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PerfectSimKilla (11:30:12 PM): "holycatholique (12:29:42 AM): morning"
nice combonation of color, hot pink and green
holycatholique (11:31:05 PM): thank you!
Im Ngamer (11:38:05 PM): you're doing your parents proud, wiff!
holycatholique (11:39:53 PM): ok?
CieloAzor (11:40:15 PM): Sounds better than ok to me.
CieloAzor (11:40:40 PM): Three cheers for wiff and his attractive color scheme!
Im Ngamer (11:40:49 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:40:53 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:40:58 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:02 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:41:06 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:08 PM): HOORAY!
Im Ngamer (11:41:15 PM): *21 gun salute!*
CieloAzor (11:41:38 PM): Bring in the jugglers!
Obfuscation314 (11:43:58 PM): *juggles 21 guns*
Im Ngamer (11:44:07 PM): ohhhhh! ahhhhh!
Im Ngamer (11:43:19 PM): that was like an episode straight out of a The Cheat cartoon
ID #164
Occurred: Aug 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.409/4 (44 votes)
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BadassFal (1:20:25 AM): ha, i cant believe it, my brother has finally lost his virginity at the age of 22 haha
WouterJ007 (1:26:51 AM): oh! 22 you say? ah!! 1 year to go for me
BadassFal (1:27:07 AM): haha!
WouterJ007 (1:45:19 AM): what about you fal
AlexPenev1 (1:55:20 AM): Didn't you hear? Fal also lost his virginity. Same place and time as his brother.
ID #424
Occurred: 16 Apr 2007
Submitted: 15 Apr 2007, 11:36 PM
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Rating: 2.727/4 (22 votes)
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Neo26988 (4:34:09 AM): What the fuck.
Neo26988 (4:34:17 AM): 5 of the top 7 songs on Last.Fm this week are by The Arcade Fire
octoinky (4:34:26 AM): the who?
HistoricToast (4:34:38 AM): no, the arcade fire!
Neo26988 (4:34:48 AM): No, not The Who,The Arcade Fire
Neo26988 (4:34:49 AM): Oh wtf
Neo26988 (4:34:53 AM): Don't steal my joke you faggot.
ID #363
Occurred: 29 Jun 2006
Submitted: 29 Jun 2006, 10:12 AM
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Rating: 2.815/4 (27 votes)
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Neo26988 (10:12:04): Ok, first things first, you don't mind doing it with me, right?
COME as u r337 (10:12:21): Well, it's your first time, so it's best that I'm there.
ID #239
Occurred: Sep 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.067/4 (30 votes)
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JamesBond315xxx: There's a demo for the Revolution called...
JamesBond315xxx: Pilot Wangs.
Im Ngamer: BloodE will be the Pilot Wangs Champ in like, 2 hours
Im Ngamer: I doubt anyone could Pilot Wangs better
BloodE of Sorrow: you are making fun of me, arent you?
Im Ngamer: not at all BloodE
Im Ngamer: I just don't think anyone can match your Wang Piloting experience
BloodE of Sorrow: ...
BloodE of Sorrow: im not gay
ID #176
Occurred: Aug 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.308/4 (26 votes)
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Larkin375 (9:56:05 PM): o ok i found the html
Larkin375 (9:56:07 PM): now what?
COME as u r337 (9:56:17 PM): Edit - Select all, Edit - Copy
COME as u r337 (9:56:38 PM): You want all of that copied to your clipboard so you can paste it into a text editor to create your page.
Im Ngamer (9:56:59 PM): Larkin, here's the fast way to do it
Im Ngamer (9:57:02 PM): have the page open
COME as u r337 (9:57:03 PM): Jon
COME as u r337 (9:57:05 PM): Shut up.
COME as u r337 (9:57:06 PM): :P
Im Ngamer (9:57:07 PM): press Control and U
Im Ngamer (9:57:17 PM): click in the box, press Control and A
Im Ngamer (9:57:21 PM): then Control and C
Im Ngamer (9:57:29 PM): now click into Notepad
Im Ngamer (9:57:31 PM): Control and V
Im Ngamer (9:57:33 PM): bango!
wheatrich (9:57:33 PM): ngamer's a control freak
ID #374
Occurred: 25 Jul 2006
Submitted: 27 Jul 2006, 6:54 PM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (00:52:22): Alec do you seroiusly not know how a vagina opens?
AlecBoy006 (00:52:33): No. I dont Jimbo
GoldenJimbo007 (00:52:46): Ever heard of an automatic and manual transmission?
AlecBoy006 (00:52:51): No
GoldenJimbo007 (00:52:55): WHAT?
GoldenJimbo007 (00:53:01): You've never heard of a transmission??
AlecBoy006 (00:53:03): No. I havent Jimbo
GoldenJimbo007 (00:53:38): TRANSMISSION...
GoldenJimbo007 (00:53:40): *hits you*
GoldenJimbo007 (00:53:41): Then again.
GoldenJimbo007 (00:53:44): I'm a car guy.
GoldenJimbo007 (00:53:51): It's what shifts gears in any vehicle, Corey.
GoldenJimbo007 (00:53:57): Automatic = car does it for you
GoldenJimbo007 (00:54:01): Manual - you shift gears.
GoldenJimbo007 (00:54:06): YOU MANUALLY OPEN THE VAGINA.
AlecBoy006 (00:54:09): What's a sexual transmission?
AlecBoy006 (00:54:18): How do I do that? With a key?
ID #148
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (28 votes)
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Do not eat your controller. I can't stress this one enough.
~ Derek Clark, Game Rage part 4
ID #112
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.788/4 (33 votes)
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GEmile 007: I <3 Nodjo
GEmile 007: I <3 you.... dont know zeebo
N0DJ0: lol
GEmile 007: I <3 SZ......... because of his PWNAGE way of using smiley's
ShadowZeroPD: ;):P:D:):O:(;):P:D:):O:(
GEmile 007: plus...
GEmile 007: bcks kinda reminds me of Hitler
ShadowZeroPD: haha :P
N0DJ0: hahahahaha
N0DJ0: true :D
ShadowZeroPD: ;)
N0DJ0: this is gonna be the vote of the day
N0DJ0: "i like bcks but he looks like hitler so i ll vote SZ"
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