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ID #145
Occurred: Nov 23 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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My 0:03 Duel was probably going to be 0:05, but I used lookdown to save a couple seconds.
~ Tyler Probert
ID #3
Occurred: May 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.385/4 (39 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:02:48 PM): roffle roffle roffle
ID #69
Occurred: Jul 04 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007: i give up on streets for now
GoldenGreg007: i'm getting needy for porn again
comeasur337: Masterbation PRs
comeasur337: can you beat 1:15?
comeasur337: i can get like.. 24 with lookdown
GoldenGreg007: (haha, new strat! 2 seconds)
GoldenGreg007: lookdown, lmao
GoldenGreg007: cruise control 8-)
GoldenGreg007: they do have like man dildos
GoldenGreg007: where you put your dick in it and it shakes i guess
GoldenGreg007: so i suppose that might help for wrs
GoldenGreg007: might not be allowed in the masterbation elite though
comeasur337: thats like a game shark
GoldenGreg007: kinda like a turbo controller
comeasur337: dickshark*
smurx god: guys, new thwacking record, :45, on tape, and plus I got some TTs
GoldenGreg007: lmfgao
GoldenGreg007: how many boosts did you have???
Cyber1166: if I know smurx, there were plenty of back boosts
smurx god: Unzipped pants at :02. Got a boner at :10 (I'm thinking :09 might be possible). First speech skip at :12. Recieved a boost from J-Lo saving a couple seconds. Back-boosts by Ben Affleck setting me back. and a :44.98 End Screen
ID #271
Occurred: 30 Jan 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.867/4 (30 votes)
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Neo1337 (1:18:10 AM): Hahahahaha.
Neo1337 (1:18:11 AM): Guys.
Neo1337 (1:18:16 AM): There's a cyclone off the coast of Australia.
Neo1337 (1:18:19 AM): Cyclone Jim :-D
YourElitenessPD (1:19:02 AM): Jimbo must have fallen out of bed again
Neo1337 (1:19:13 AM): No, no, I'm thinking more SZ.
Neo1337 (1:19:28 AM): I guarentee you I know where Cyclone Jim is headed.
Neo1337 (1:19:31 AM): It's in my state.
Neo1337 (1:19:37 AM): Dinmore. :-\
ID #154
Occurred: 5 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.931/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (7:13:37 PM): jean text messaged me asking if he won
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:55 PM): sms
octoinky (7:14:37 PM): what does SMS stand for?
Neo1337 (7:14:46 PM): Short Message System or something.
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:47 PM): short messaging system or something
Neo1337 (7:14:53 PM): rofl
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:53 PM): rofl
megawabs (7:14:54 PM): lol
Neo1337 (7:14:55 PM): lmfgao
ID #215
Occurred: Oct 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.462/4 (26 votes)
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holycatholique (6:52:43 PM): Astros won?!
holycatholique (6:52:45 PM): wow
gbattack (6:52:48 PM): in 18 innings
gbattack (6:52:45 PM): hope cinci wins tonight
dragondragon18 (6:53:08 PM): huh?
dragondragon18 (6:53:24 PM): reds are out buddy
CieloAzor (6:53:39 PM): That's cause they stopped fucking cheating.
ID #281
Occurred: Mar 02 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.900/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:43:41 PM): You know..
COME as u r337 (6:43:45 PM): Neo's been missing for awhile
COME as u r337 (6:43:52 PM): I think we should start a new project..
COME as u r337 (6:43:59 PM): In order to locate him and bring him back
COME as u r337 (6:44:03 PM): We'll call it...
COME as u r337 (6:44:05 PM): "Finding Emo"
ID #557
Occurred: 26 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(22:32:07) GoldenJ007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJ007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJ007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJ007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other
ID #509
Occurred: 22 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 3:14 AM
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Rating: 2.706/4 (17 votes)
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GoldenJ007: My penis, nicknamed Cockus Titanicus, set sail inside din mor yesterday!
Regular Mg: and it sank pretty quickly
ID #78
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.103/4 (29 votes)
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TopRogue7: you want a score?
TopRogue7: chan, what's your mom's #?
DnTn31: ya, 1995 called, they said they want their joke back Youse
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