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ID #247
Occurred: 3 Dec 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.806/4 (36 votes)
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[08:24] ImNgamer: so your Dad had kids when he was... 41?
[08:24] ImNgamer: twins, as it were
[08:24] Neo1337: 39.
[08:24] Neo1337: Which is nothing special.
[08:25] Neo1337: Wait, 38.
[08:25] Neo1337: Twins are turning 13.
[08:25] ImNgamer: awww, how adorable!
[08:26] ImNgamer: make sure you tell them how adorable they are, Neo
[08:26] ImNgamer: wait, I can
[08:26] ImNgamer: next time you're asleep
[08:26] Neo1337: *chuckles* Yeah, but not tonight.
[08:26] failurewarningV1: twins going through puberty...............leave while you still can
[08:26] Neo1337: Hah, it's terrible FW.
[08:26] Neo1337: Absolutely terrible.
[08:27] ImNgamer: Neo will be able to give them some excellent advice though!
[08:27] ImNgamer: ...once he gets there himself
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
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Neo1337 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #450
Occurred: 1 Nov 2007
Submitted: 2 Nov 2007, 12:58 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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(A jury ordered an anti-gay Kansas church to pay $10.9 million in damages to relatives of a U.S. Marine who died in Iraq after church members cheered his death at his funeral.)
octoinky (11:52:06 PM): hell, I'd cheer if those fuckheads died
NathanStinson (11:52:17 PM): why? its all because of the gays, octo!@
NathanStinson (11:52:22 PM): you should cheer THEIR deaths!
NathanStinson (11:52:23 PM): :)
octoinky (11:52:30 PM): I meant the churches, and I was joking haha
(11:52:32 PM) RyanWhiteGoose has entered the room.
RyanWhiteGoose (11:52:33 PM): lol im gay
octoinky (11:52:43 PM): how fittingly timed
ID #497
Occurred: 18 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 3.421/4 (19 votes)
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AlecBoy006: It's just that, people at school both students and teachers, more or so the latter, believe I have a voice for radio.
rshepherd1000: *face
ID #135
Occurred: Jul 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.536/4 (28 votes)
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(02:56:56) BloodE of Sorrow: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(02:57:02) Iricu One: 35 board feet per minute
ID #170
Occurred: 1 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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(04:20:32) AlexPenev1: look you want porn, lots of it, she also needs porn, lots of it. otherwise you'll both turn gay.
(04:21:31) AlexPenev1: you may not know this yet, but you're probably half-way to turning gay already. you need to act while you still can!
(04:21:24) JamesBond315xxx: I don't look at porn (WTFOMG!!!)
(04:21:57) AlexPenev1: you don't look at porn, and you're in a chatroom with hot sexy men.
(04:22:02) AlexPenev1: ...
(04:22:14) JamesBond315xxx: And I'm going out with a girl.
(04:22:23) AlexPenev1: pretence.
(04:22:32) AlexPenev1: you're only lying to yourself, man
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(04:24:40) AlexPenev1: jimbo, this guy doesn't look at porn. do you think he's gay?
(04:24:47) JamesBond315xxx: ...
ID #541
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 17 Oct 2010, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (13 votes)
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Jimbo tries (and fails) to break up with his girlfriend of six months

(10:37:54 PM) GoldenJ007: SHe's pulling the virginity card, FUCK
(10:37:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: i need to see the censored version more
(10:38:08 PM) DKK5: Wait what?!
(10:38:15 PM) GoldenJ007: I took her v card
(10:38:22 PM) DKK5: Oh dear lord
(10:38:25 PM) bcuts053: yippee kay-ay mr. falcon!
(10:38:25 PM) Regular Mg: uh oh
(10:38:26 PM) polyamorous527: and now tell her thats why you're breaking up
(10:38:26 PM) Thiradell: "s*it happens"
(10:38:28 PM) Regular Mg: backboost
(10:38:36 PM) Infil12: tell her you'll give it back
(10:38:38 PM) BluelineGoddess: holy crap :-$
(10:38:41 PM) CieloAzor: well, you didn't take her butt card
(10:38:43 PM) polyamorous527: yeah stick it back in her ha
(10:38:46 PM) Im Ngamer: heh
(10:38:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: hahaha, qb made me lol
(10:38:56 PM) bcuts053: if she says she's preggers in the next week, dont believe her!
ID #429
Occurred: 9 Oct 2006
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 1:18 PM
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Rating: 1.583/4 (24 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:20): the 360 graphics in sdtv are still wowzahfying
BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:40): and thats in madden 06!
Im Ngamer (21:31:51): speaking of great graphics, it's off to
Im Ngamer (21:31:52): work!
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:13): took 3 mins to come up with that one
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:18): good job jon
ID #194
Occurred: 20 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.920/4 (25 votes)
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(01:41:44) Neo1337 left the room.
(01:42:06) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: cya Neo
(01:42:24) wheatrich: why do you say cya neo when you know he can't read that
(01:42:28) Neo1337 left the room.
(01:42:32) wheatrich: whoa
ID #434
Occurred: 28 Jul 2007
Submitted: 28 Jul 2007, 6:49 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (25 votes)
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silver angel 797 (6:36:24 PM): I'm off to bed, good night everyone!
(6:36:33 PM) silver angel 797 has left the room.
J Eternia F (6:36:39 PM): same!
(6:36:41 PM) J Eternia F has left the room.
Rshepherd1000 (6:42:37 PM): same!
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DeathShang (6:42:57 PM): same!
(6:42:58 PM) DeathShang has left the room.
Stickmansam 1024 (6:45:30 PM): sam!
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