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ID #483
Occurred: 18 Apr 2008
Submitted: 18 Apr 2008, 10:59 PM
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Rating: 2.455/4 (22 votes)
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[21:13] RyanWhiteGoose: I have some weird sharp pain in my anus
[21:13] RyanWhiteGoose: this is bizarre
[21:15] NgamerAtWork: Neo's been telling you to take that stick out for years
[21:15] NgamerAtWork: maybe you should finally listen to him
[21:15] DKK5: Yeah, sounds like an active stick deep in Goose's zone
[21:16] DKK5: You really need better gap control there, Goose
ID #404
Occurred: 12 Dec 2006
Submitted: 12 Dec 2006, 12:02 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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Neo26988 (12:30:50 AM): Jon, you've had Zelda for... how long now?
Neo26988 (12:30:56 AM): Just under 4 weeks.
Neo26988 (12:31:01 AM): And you haven't started.
Im Ngamer (12:31:43 AM): I did too start!
Im Ngamer (12:31:53 AM): I even had to go and find a knife
Im Ngamer (12:31:59 AM): to get through the packaging
Im Ngamer (12:32:04 AM): so I'm pretty far along
ID #541
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 17 Oct 2010, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 1.769/4 (13 votes)
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(10:37:54 PM) GoldenJimbo007: SHe's pulling the virginity card, FUCK
(10:37:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: i need to see the censored version more
(10:38:08 PM) DKK5: Wait what?!
(10:38:15 PM) GoldenJimbo007: I took her v card
(10:38:22 PM) DKK5: Oh dear lord
(10:38:25 PM) bcuts053: yippee kay-ay mr. falcon!
(10:38:25 PM) Regular Mg: uh oh
(10:38:26 PM) polyamorous527: and now tell her thats why you're breaking up
(10:38:26 PM) Thiradell: "s*it happens"
(10:38:28 PM) Regular Mg: backboost
(10:38:36 PM) Infil12: tell her you'll give it back
(10:38:38 PM) BluelineGoddess: holy crap :-$
(10:38:41 PM) CieloAzor: well, you didn't take her butt card
(10:38:43 PM) polyamorous527: yeah stick it back in her ha
(10:38:46 PM) Im Ngamer: heh
(10:38:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: hahaha, qb made me lol
(10:38:56 PM) bcuts053: if she says she's preggers in the next week, dont believe her!
ID #433
Occurred: 28 Jun 2007
Submitted: 27 Jun 2007, 7:55 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (27 votes)
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octoinky (7:38:40 PM): lamest WR ever - mariokart level shortcut has 0.00
HistoricToast (7:38:46 PM): sounds lame
octoinky (7:38:50 PM): it was glitched
HistoricToast (7:38:55 PM): din mor was glitched
Rshepherd1000 (7:39:00 PM): your nonsense is making the chat lag bloode
HistoricToast (7:39:07 PM): din mor lagged
HistoricToast (7:39:19 PM): either or that or she came so hard that time itself slowed down
ID #19
Occurred: May 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:11 PM): Scientists have recently discovered what is now being called the PALcebo Effect.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:44 PM): When bitchy Europeans and Aussies play games, they get so depressed over the fact that it is PAL that they actually trick themselves into believing they have a disadvantage.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:03 PM): This, essentially, causes them to play worse, and therefore get worse times.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:27 PM): The ultimate outcome, however, it endless bitching, and near harmful levels of noise pollution.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:11:04 PM): One victim of the PALcebo, effect, Wouter Jansen is quoted as saying, "LOL I'M GAY."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:12:14 PM): The deadliest part of this horrible phenomenon is that it is passed on through the generations. One researcher noted one of his younger test subjects, Henrik Norgren, as "being unable the shut the fuck up."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:31 PM): Whilst researching the PALcebo effect, scientists also discovered that Anton Foresander has a small penis. "This was never the target of our research," says Tyler Probert.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:40 PM): "But it confirms what we already suspected."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:55 PM): Reporting for Elite News, this is Tyler Probert. Good night.
ID #509
Occurred: 22 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 3:14 AM
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Rating: 2.706/4 (17 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007: My penis, nicknamed Cockus Titanicus, set sail inside din mor yesterday!
Regular Mg: and it sank pretty quickly
ID #152
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.387/4 (31 votes)
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I'm waiting for Aladdin -1/2: Robin Williams Just Talks to Himself in a Bottle
~ Ngamer
ID #551
Occurred: 21 Jun 2011
Submitted: 22 Jun 2011, 1:43 PM
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Rating: 3.250/4 (12 votes)
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Thiradell (12:32:07 AM): http://www.civilaviation.eu/images/Airbus/A319_F-WWDB.jpg
Thiradell (12:32:10 AM): that's the first plane I'll be on
DKK5 (12:32:53 AM): lol @ picture of actual plane
DKK5 (12:33:50 AM): I'm a stickler for details when it comes to travel, but I generally don't care what the plane looks like!
Thiradell (12:34:02 AM): well, I've never flown before
Thiradell (12:34:07 AM): pretty excited about the whole thing
DKK5 (12:34:42 AM): If you tell the flight crew it's your first time, they'll all come out and sing you a song
Thiradell (12:34:48 AM): lol
Infil12 (12:34:49 AM): the first time you fly is similar to the first time you have sex
CieloAzor (12:35:03 AM): I did it when I was 5
Thiradell (12:35:03 AM): over way too quick?
isthatagoodt (12:35:09 AM): you close your eyes and pray?
Infil12 (12:35:13 AM): once it starts, you immediately throw up
DKK5 (12:35:25 AM): You're stuck between a fat guy and a crying baby?
ID #328
Occurred: May 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.931/4 (29 votes)
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VGKingOfKings (4:48:25 PM): have any of you done games testing?
CieloAzor (4:48:32 PM): I applied once.
CieloAzor (4:48:51 PM): Tried to test Madden '05. :-\
CieloAzor (4:50:29 PM): EA/Tiburon seemed pretty selective.
CieloAzor (4:55:04 PM): Ugh, the interview was brutal.
CieloAzor (4:55:13 PM): Got interviewed by 3 guys at once.
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:24 PM): yeah, I've had that
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:29 PM): oh wait, "interviewed"?
ID #312
Occurred: Apr 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.852/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (19:33:30): we now have full support for creating new accounts
Im Ngamer (19:33:31): AND
Im Ngamer (19:33:36): editing user passwords!
Im Ngamer (19:34:21): oh yes, and I can see your passes, so
Im Ngamer (19:34:25): don't make it anything cool
COME as u r337 (19:35:03): *watches as everyone changes their password to "Ngamer"*
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