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ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
...
NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #280
Occurred: Feb 27 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.424/4 (33 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose: PD is for gay people
RyanWhiteGoose: PD stands for "people who are dGAY"
ID #245
Occurred: Dec 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.879/4 (33 votes)
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(10:44:57 PM) aReDDy 0 1 2 3 has entered the room.
aReDDy 0 1 2 3 (10:45:05 PM): :D
CieloAzor (10:47:21 PM): Here areddy?
CieloAzor (10:47:27 PM): Wasn't expecting you til midnight.
ID #18
Occurred: May 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (32 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (7:41:29 PM): Back!
Im Ngamer (8:02:05 PM): wb YE!
failurewarningV1 (8:03:40 PM): wow only 20 mins slow there jon
Im Ngamer (8:05:33 PM): thanks- I've been exercising my reflexes
failurewarningV1 (8:05:54 PM): ready for you meet with boss huh
Im Ngamer (8:13:34 PM): yeah, exactly
Im Ngamer (8:13:49 PM): "Welcome to my house, Jon"
Im Ngamer (8:13:57 PM): *stares into space for 15 minutes*
ID #395
Occurred: 30 Oct 2006
Submitted: 31 Oct 2006, 4:21 AM
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Rating: 2.292/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (3:50:06 PM): Well, looks like Jon gets his chance, but he'll have to make a move quickly!
CieloAzor (3:50:25 PM): Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon have split.
WouterJ007 (3:56:58 PM): into half humans?
CieloAzor (4:10:47 PM): into atoms!
Im Ngamer (4:12:13 PM): nooooo! *tries to put her back together*
Im Ngamer (4:15:26 PM): ok, done
Im Ngamer (4:15:51 PM): looks like I recreated her; 95% Reese and only 5% Ryan
Im Ngamer (4:15:59 PM): ...but it's a very bad 5%
ID #241
Occurred: Sep 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (30 votes)
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(02:18:19) COME as u r337: I watch porn for the articles.
ID #303
Occurred: Apr 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (3:30:00 PM): karl of sc!
Regular Civilian (3:30:17 PM): I'm just like Karl
Regular Civilian (3:30:23 PM): except not as good
BloodE of Sorrow (3:30:33 PM): and less foul mouthed
Regular Civilian (3:30:46 PM): yeah, that too
Regular Civilian (3:31:01 PM): and I don't suck Matt Cook's cock
ID #478
Occurred: 18 Mar 2008
Submitted: 19 Mar 2008, 2:34 AM
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Rating: 2.682/4 (22 votes)
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CieloAzor (8:20:36 PM): oh cool, another chance to use Infil's odds machine
Infil12 (8:20:49 PM): :)
CieloAzor (8:21:09 PM): I might even give him a week of no punches
RyanWhiteGoose (8:20:59 PM): whats the odds machine?
Infil12 (8:21:22 PM): i programmed an odds calculator for QB.
DKK5 (8:21:35 PM): I used the odd machine I found under Infil's bed last night
ID #211
Occurred: Sep 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:51:11 AM): I wonder if Minesweeper is the most played videogame ever
Im Ngamer (11:56:41 AM): hey! that Penev is a rotten liar
Im Ngamer (11:57:00 AM): he said clicking for about 10 minutes straight will get you a 1 second beginner score
Im Ngamer (11:57:13 AM): if you just keep restarting and clicking one square
Im Ngamer (11:57:25 AM): but they ran a test, and you can win on one click only
Im Ngamer (11:57:32 AM): 0.00119% of the time
Stickmansam 1024 (12:10:53 PM): anyway, 0.00119% is 1 in 840
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:06 PM): and clicking then restarting is only two key presses
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:17 PM): on a good day, Come could pull that off in less than two minutes
Im Ngamer (12:16:09 PM): 840, really?
Im Ngamer (12:16:10 PM): hmmmm
*one hour of clicking later*
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:03 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:07 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:09 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:16 PM): 0.00119%
Im Ngamer (1:29:18 PM): you did the math wrong, didn't you?
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:25 PM): is a chance of 0.0000119
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:36 PM): or one in 84,134
Im Ngamer (1:29:39 PM): and you wonder why no one's hired you yet!
ID #443
Occurred: 30 Aug 2007
Submitted: 31 Aug 2007, 4:35 AM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
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rshepherd1000 (5:02:42 PM): Welcome to todays Euro KotH
rshepherd1000 (5:02:58 PM): The subject this evening is Animals!
*later on*
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): Question 3
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): http://rshepherd.googlepages.com/a03gs
rshepherd1000 (5:11:17 PM): Answer: Mosquito, Myggor, Moustique, Muggen
rshepherd1000 (5:12:21 PM): its hard to find a pic of a mosquito where its not sucking someones arm
rshepherd1000 (5:12:31 PM): i have similar probs with pics of jims mor
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