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ID #73
Occurred: Apr 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.362/4 (47 votes)
(1:06:49 AM) ParagonX9 has entered the room.
ParagonX9 (1:09:51 AM): i can't believe you guys pussied out and deleted the pd/ge forums
ParagonX9 (1:10:16 AM): sure you guys run the-elite.net and feel free to shut it down or whatever if it costs you money
ParagonX9 (1:11:01 AM): you guys can continue to have your borderline homosexual flirting conversations in general chat
ParagonX9 (1:11:32 AM): if you can't stand reading the forums or watching addicted nerds lie about n64 times then just ignore them
ParagonX9 (1:12:40 AM): i'm sure there were some people that still valued the forums and enjoyed the games for what they were, even if the people in control had grown jaded
ParagonX9 (1:38:12 AM): IT"S APRIL FOOLS
ParagonX9 (1:38:13 AM): FUCK
ParagonX9 (1:38:14 AM): ALL OF YOU
ParagonX9 (1:38:18 AM): i just got pwned
(1:38:20 AM) ParagonX9 has left the room.
ID #509
Occurred: 22 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 3:14 AM
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Rating: 2.706/4 (17 votes)
GoldenJimbo007: My penis, nicknamed Cockus Titanicus, set sail inside din mor yesterday!
Regular Mg: and it sank pretty quickly
ID #530
Occurred: 14 Jun 2010
Submitted: 14 Jun 2010, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 2.615/4 (13 votes)
*new person Waldosmith1988 is talking about crazy GE times on the day of the QB VS AlecBoy match*
12:47:06 goldenjimbo007: Corey if you don't reveal yourself this instant, I'm not voting for you
12:47:12 goldenjimbo007: I have yet to vote, and QB is right here to take it away
12:47:21 waldosmith1988: i have to go guys
12:47:23 waldosmith1988: later
*waldo leaves*
12:47:27 newershadow: ROFL
12:47:27 regularmg: hahahahahahahahaha
12:47:30 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: LOL
12:47:30 regularmg: oh my
12:47:32 regularmg: I don't even
12:47:35 goldenjimbo007: Holy shit
12:47:36 newershadow: waldo = alec confirmed
12:47:37 regularmg: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
12:47:45 regularmg: this is gold
12:47:44 newershadow: 5
12:47:45 newershadow: 4
12:47:46 newershadow: 3
12:47:47 newershadow: 2
12:47:48 newershadow: 1
*alecboy006 joins*
12:47:56 supaodin: morning alec
12:47:57 regularmg: waldosmith1988 (00.42.31): i just show alec trevelyan and he died
12:47:58 goldenjimbo007: OMG
12:48:00 thiradell: DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY
12:48:11 alecboy006: Just got back from having a little snack
12:48:11 cieloazor: WHAT A COINCIDENCE
12:48:14 goldenjimbo007: You just missed a great GE prodigy
12:48:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: wow!
12:48:17 infil12: alec, you are officially the worst
12:48:19 supaodin: little snack lulx
12:48:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you really missed this neat guy
12:48:25 alecboy006: Did I?
12:48:35 regularmg: where's Waldo?
12:48:42 alecboy006: Waldo who?
12:48:45 infil12: if you're honestly wondering why you can't seem to make inroads in the elite, it's stunts like this
12:48:50 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Waldo Smith
12:48:52 infil12: though, i must admit, "it's sean something" made me lol
12:48:54 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:03 alecboy006: Did he?
12:49:09 alecboy006: I don't know a Waldo Smith
12:49:14 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: weird
12:49:16 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: he said he knew you
12:49:19 infil12: must be that bipolar syndrome
12:49:20 HiddeNVillsgEoo7: and he said that your book was shitty
12:49:23 supaodin: he said he gave you a fellatio
12:49:27 alecboy006: Whatever
12:49:29 alecboy006: He's a jackass
12:49:32 newershadow: and you revealed ejaculation
12:49:37 regularmg: he was talking about RainbowDriver
12:49:42 alecboy006: Was he?
12:49:45 regularmg: and how they're good friends
12:49:50 thiradell: he had Crash Site 1:16
12:49:50 alecboy006: Funny
12:49:51 cieloazor: and he didn't like sports OR Dio
12:49:53 thiradell: which is one second off the WR
12:49:54 supaodin: he said you revealed your calm, normal ejaculation
12:49:58 infil12: there are
12:49:59 infil12: absolutely
12:50:00 infil12: no words
12:50:01 alecboy006: Pat never mentioned knowing a Waldo
12:50:02 cieloazor: he said knitting was more his thing
12:50:07 regularmg: speed knitting
12:50:14 cieloazor: full contact speed knitting
12:50:19 alecboy006: He got a 1:16 on crash site? Impressive
12:50:24 alecboy006: Maybe he can take Taka?
12:50:28 regularmg: he got Aztec A 1:28
12:50:31 thiradell: he had very good times on every level
12:50:51 alecboy006: He can't possibly beat Clemens
12:51:03 cieloazor: tears are literally rolling down Alec's face now
12:51:12 alecboy006: I have no tears on my face
12:51:21 thiradell: they're down to his neck by now
12:51:22 goldenjimbo007: so am I voting QB or Alec today?
12:51:26 alecboy006: Alec
12:51:31 alecboy006: Dude I was having a snack
12:51:39 goldenjimbo007: Admit it was you Corey, or the vote goes to Q
12:51:49 goldenjimbo007: 5..
12:51:51 goldenjimbo007: 4....
12:51:53 alecboy006: What proof
12:51:54 goldenjimbo007: 3...
12:51:57 alecboy006: Do you have
12:51:57 goldenjimbo007: 2......
12:51:58 alecboy006: Ok fine
12:52:00 goldenjimbo007: 1......
12:52:00 alecboy006: It was me
12:52:02 cieloazor: lol
12:52:05 goldenjimbo007: Huzzah!
12:52:07 newershadow: roflpwn'd
12:52:10 infil12: lol jimbo
12:52:10 thiradell: what proof do you have
12:52:11 thiradell: lol
12:52:11 regularmg: Jimbowned
12:52:15 infil12: that was amazing
12:52:18 thiradell: classic person who's actually guilty
12:52:20 cieloazor: v nice
ID #135
Occurred: Jul 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.536/4 (28 votes)
(02:56:56) BloodE of Sorrow: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(02:57:02) Iricu One: 35 board feet per minute
ID #159
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.931/4 (29 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:16 PM): Okay guys
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:20 PM): I got a challenge for you
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:33 PM): "Why do you want to destroy the Earth?"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:53 PM): http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/geocide/why.html
megawabs (5:08:45 PM): because you're on it !
Stickmansam 1024 (5:08:53 PM): best I can think of is "It's the only way to be sure"
COME as u r337 (5:09:20 PM): "To be famous"
COME as u r337 (5:09:49 PM): "To see how long of a jail sentence you'd get"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:10:25 PM): "Fear will keep the outer worlds in line. Fear of this battle station"
Obfuscation314 (5:11:08 PM): "April Fools Day joke"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:11:30 PM): "April Fool's!"
COME as u r337 (5:11:34 PM): "So those 'Sam Hughes: Professional Planet Destroyer' business cards will finally be useful."
COME as u r337 (5:12:03 PM): "My favourite colour is not blue"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:10 PM): "Trades Description Act"
COME as u r337 (5:12:17 PM): "George W. Bush"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:24 PM): "Taxes"
COME as u r337 (5:12:37 PM): "We couldn't find Osama, and we don't think he's in space..."
Stickmansam 1024 (5:12:47 PM): "To save it"
COME as u r337 (5:13:00 PM): "To see if there's bubble gum in the center"
Obfuscation314 (5:13:08 PM): "I got bored"
CieloAzor (5:13:19 PM): To build an intergalatic hyperspace bypass?
COME as u r337 (5:13:52 PM): "Someone created a rankings page for destroying Earth on the Internet"
COME as u r337 (5:14:10 PM): 1. Karl 1
COME as u r337 (5:14:15 PM): 2. Everyone else 0
Stickmansam 1024 (5:14:17 PM): heheheheheheheh
Obfuscation314 (5:14:29 PM): Haha
Obfuscation314 (5:14:33 PM): The geocide elite!
CieloAzor (5:14:36 PM): Time for a proof call.
COME as u r337 (5:14:55 PM): "I really really really don't like the Backstreet Boys"
COME as u r337 (5:15:21 PM): "I saw it on TV"
megawabs (5:15:34 PM): "To kill all chinese"
Im Ngamer (5:15:40 PM): "all the cool kids are doing it"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:00 PM): "Because I saw it in a videogame"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:08 PM): "Because of GAY MARRIAGE"
COME as u r337 (5:16:26 PM): "The big red button was too tempting"
COME as u r337 (5:16:50 PM): "Ngamer used an emoticon"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:16:50 PM): "To stop porn being shown to our children"
Obfuscation314 (5:17:21 PM): "To keep videogames free of sexual content"
COME as u r337 (5:17:42 PM): "So they would stop adding flavours to Dr. Pepper"
Stickmansam 1024 (5:17:55 PM): "Had a bad, bad experience once involving a blue marble"
ID #105
Occurred: 1 Feb 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.857/4 (35 votes)
Ngamer and Sam discuss their favorite cartoon, Rejected

Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:45 AM): the spoon bit, and the "SILLY HATS ONLY" bit, just cracked me up
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:50 AM): the rest was strange
Im Ngamer (9:48:31 AM): and now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples! *loud drone*
Stickmansam 1024 (9:49:00 AM): yeha
Im Ngamer (9:58:09 AM): (not really, I was quoting the cartoon)
Im Ngamer (9:58:21 AM): oh wait
Stickmansam 1024 (9:58:33 AM): wrong box, eh
Im Ngamer (9:58:40 AM): no!
Im Ngamer (9:58:49 AM): dang it Sam, you close windows too soon
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:58 AM): oh
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:10 AM): well the angry tics thing was from the cartoon, I know
Im Ngamer (10:00:20 AM): yeah, not real life
Im Ngamer (10:00:25 AM): just a cartoon

Im Ngamer (9:59:04 AM): wait... or IS it?
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 AM): *chases small children*
Stickmansam 1024 (10:06:22 AM): what?
Im Ngamer (1:52:54 PM): pfft... don't tell me you close an IM window after only 2 days
Stickmansam 1024 (1:53:06 PM): indeed

Im Ngamer (7:42:42 PM): or AM I?
Im Ngamer (7:42:49 PM): *chases children*
Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:51 PM): or AM I what?
Im Ngamer (7:42:57 PM): DANG IT Sam
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:04 PM): are you responding to a two-week-old conversation again?
Im Ngamer (7:43:08 PM): you close your IM boxes after just a week and a half?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:14 PM): YES

Im Ngamer (5:00:13 PM): *children running everywhere*
Stickmansam 1024 (5:01:30 PM): dude, it's like somebody puts you in cryo for one month in every two
Im Ngamer (5:01:44 PM): yes... something like that
Im Ngamer (5:01:51 PM): anyways, someday we'll finish that convo
Stickmansam 1024 (5:02:00 PM): quite frankly I doubt it
ID #540
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 16 Oct 2010, 1:01 AM
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Rating: 1.917/4 (12 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:07 PM): So everyone at work got wind of the Jimbo tour that Jon made in Nov 09
Scott (11:48:15 PM): How did they like it?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:16 PM): Man this morning sucked!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:27 PM): "apple spice candles, Jimbo?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:32 PM): "Titanic and Boston Terriers?"
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:39 PM): "Eat some vegetables, fuck"
Scott (11:48:40 PM): How many people are we talking?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:43 PM): 20ish
Scott (11:48:50 PM): They all watched it together?
DKK5 (11:48:55 PM): How did they find out?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:55 PM): Yep
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:03 PM): One guy found it while watching some GE vids
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:08 PM): Linked it to his buddy there
GoldenJimbo007 (11:50:00 PM): I walked in this morning to see everyone watching a vid, at the time I didn't know it was the house tour
ID #201
Occurred: Sep 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.296/4 (27 votes)
[14:01] J Eternia F: who's 1st?
[14:02] failurewarningV1: fitzy
[14:03] *** J Eternia F has left the chat.
[14:04] Blueline Goddess: Guess he didn't like that.
[14:04] failurewarningV1: nah
[14:05] failurewarningV1: he hates to see a non-eliter top of something
[14:06] Blueline Goddess: so that explains why he didn't visit when I was at Come's house.
ID #114
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.727/4 (33 votes)
YourElitenessPD (12:55:23 AM): I'll go find the quote Pascal submitted
COME as u r337 (12:55:55 AM): what you mean to say is.. "I'll go implement a "lowest rated" feature"
ID #284
Occurred: Mar 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
Im Ngamer (1:02:37 AM): more on this later
*an hour goes by*
holycatholique (2:06:46 AM): hour!
holycatholique (2:06:49 AM): be more funny!
CieloAzor (2:07:45 AM): We can't be funny if we aren't talking.
CieloAzor (2:08:35 AM): Then again, I guess mimes make a living at it.
CieloAzor (2:11:22 AM): Watch my miming skills, wiff.
Im Ngamer (2:11:47 AM): haha! are you in a glass box?
CieloAzor (2:16:27 AM): Whew, done.
CieloAzor (2:16:36 AM): That was the most tiring 5 minutes of miming ever.
CieloAzor (2:16:40 AM): Hope you enjoyed it, wiff.
holycatholique (2:17:56 AM): excellent
CieloAzor (2:17:24 AM): Looks like Jon got a chuckle out of my glass box routine.
CieloAzor (2:18:09 AM): I've been working on it for weeks, so the appreciation is appreciated.
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