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ID #181
Occurred: Sep 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.296/4 (27 votes)
(17:00:23) Stickmansam 1024: The Onion updated !!
(17:00:30) Stickmansam 1024: the whole archive is available now!
(17:07:18) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: yes... for a pretty penny
(17:07:26) Stickmansam 1024: no, for free!
(17:07:39) Stickmansam 1024: http://www.theonion.com/content/archives
(17:08:12) Stickmansam 1024: *claps and jumps up and down*
(17:08:47) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ok... but how much is this going to COST me?
(17:08:54) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: $10 a year would be ok, I guess
(17:09:09) Stickmansam 1024: it'll cost you... nothing!
(17:09:18) Stickmansam 1024: it's free-as-in-beer!
(17:09:56) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: fine, fine, I'll mail you the $10 tomorrow
(17:10:05) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: but I better be able to see the Archives then
(17:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: sure
(17:10:16) Stickmansam 1024: just send me the money
(17:10:33) Stickmansam 1024: after that, it's TOTALLY free
(17:10:49) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: alright, good deal
ID #214
Occurred: Oct 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.963/4 (27 votes)
[23:18] YourGirlChica: A breezy and beautiful night here - 85 wonderful degrees
[23:18] YourGirlChica: Wait no, 75
[23:18] YourGirlChica: sorry heh
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: it's cold... raining hard... windy.
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: maybe a bit of snow mixed in.
[23:19] ImNgamer: will get up to 66 tomorrow, partly cloudy
[23:19] CieloAzor: Weather schmeather.
[23:19] ImNgamer: we'd make a fine trio of weathergirls!
[23:19] ImNgamer: I mean... weather...people
[23:20] YourGirlChica: . . .
ID #10
Occurred: 15 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (34 votes)
Im Ngamer (5:34:00 PM): yeah, my successor will either be YE, or, the guy who kills me
Im Ngamer (5:34:26 PM): and thus inherits my powers
Im Ngamer (5:35:17 PM): that would be great, if I got run over by a drunk tonight
Im Ngamer (5:35:23 PM): *thump*
Im Ngamer (5:35:28 PM): "what was that?"
Iricu One (5:35:44 PM): *shiny glow descends on the drunk*
Im Ngamer (5:35:46 PM): "hm... why do I feel like I have to update a 'POM'?"
Iricu One (5:36:21 PM): "I can hear something... what's that? It sounds like... whoarding?"
Im Ngamer (5:37:09 PM): no, I don't hear whoarding
Im Ngamer (5:37:14 PM): I can smell it
Iricu One (5:37:00 PM): Jack Thompson was just an ordinary guy, until he drunkenly ran over and inherited the powers of... The Eliter!
Iricu One (5:37:18 PM): Now, he devotes his life to maintaining the most accurate rankings in the universe!
Iricu One (5:37:28 PM): Jack Thompson is: L33T
Iricu One (5:37:46 PM): Guest starring Anthony Hopkins as the ghost of Ngamer
ID #188
Occurred: Sep 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
CieloAzor (21:37:25): 100 pizzas can keep a person occupied for days.
COME as u r337 (21:37:39): or keep wheat occupied for halftime
ID #45
Occurred: Dec 16 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
10:03:32 AM) YourElitenessPD has left the room.
(10:03:38 AM) YourElitenessPD has entered the room.
YourElitenessPD (10:03:40 AM): *gasp*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:43 AM): It's just you and me big boy
Cereal Fetish (10:03:45 AM): Dammit
YourElitenessPD (10:03:50 AM): *horrified*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:54 AM): *suspiciously moves away from Jon*
Cereal Fetish (10:04:00 AM): :-[
Cereal Fetish (10:04:18 AM): He tried to hit me in the mouth with his face
Cyber1166 (10:05:35 AM): whoops! sorry about that
Cyber1166 (10:06:12 AM): I thought you gave me the go-ahead
Cereal Fetish (10:06:22 AM): (I did)
Cereal Fetish (10:06:36 AM): (But YE is here, so I have to act like I didn't)
ID #428
Occurred: 3 Jun 2007
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 12:51 PM
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Rating: 2.087/4 (23 votes)
HistoricToast (12:46:02): because on surface 1 you get killed by people you can't see, easy
COME as u r337 (12:46:17): Yeah, thats why you just play til you get all klobb guards and no snipers
Redsrule3500 (12:46:29): its just random
Redsrule3500 (12:46:30): ?
HistoricToast (12:46:40): yes reds if you hadn't noticed half of everything is luck
Rshepherd1000 (12:46:41): s1 is mostly luck yes
HistoricToast (12:46:43): and the other half?
HistoricToast (12:46:46): Fate
ID #30
Occurred: Jan 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.483/4 (29 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:46 PM): part of my secret identity as a hitman who kills solely commercials and advertisements
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:55 PM): it's a great character
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:00 PM): but a nightmare to market
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:19 PM): *action music*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:23 PM): ONE MAN
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:25 PM): IN A WORLD
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:30 PM): WHERE ALL THE RULES
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:33 PM): HAVE CHANGED
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:36 PM): FOR THE WORSE
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:54 PM): "Everybody I've told about the file is dead!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:58 PM): *huge explosion*
katslover42 (3:03:10 PM): "Dammit, Sam, these aren't just Ads, they are people's lifes!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:19 PM): *shoots speaker*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:43 PM): "There's one place left to try."
katslover42 (3:03:49 PM): "Sam, we just got the call, the school is packed with kids AND computers...without AdBlock or AdAware"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:18 PM): "I'm going in alone."
"It's suicide! The place is crawling with Bonzis!"
katslover42 (3:04:38 PM): "Try our new penis enhancing pills!"
katslover42 (3:04:55 PM): "Enhance this, mother#*&$er"
katslover42 (3:05:04 PM): *gunshot*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:41 PM): SAM HUGHES IS
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:45 PM): THE AD KILLER
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:54 PM): ***FALL 2005***
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:58 PM): this film is not yet rated
Stickmansam 1024 (3:05:41 PM): except like I say, the entire ad campaign FOR that movie is totally contradictory
katslover42 (3:05:48 PM): Yea
katslover42 (3:05:55 PM): That's highly ammusing in and of itself
katslover42 (3:06:07 PM): There shall be pop up ads for it, and pop up ad games where you must kill the pop up ads.
katslover42 (3:06:17 PM): *ad pops up* "Click to Kill!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:21 PM): it's a marketing nightmare
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:35 PM): although we could sell branded ad-blocking software
katslover42 (3:06:41 PM): True
katslover42 (3:06:43 PM): With free guns.
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:48 PM): and a Billboard-Burner(TM)
ID #118
Occurred: 28 Jun 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
BadassFal: Fal Wars!
Chanc Falpatine has entered the room.
Darth Fal has entered the room.
Lando Falrissean has entered the room.
Obi Fal Kenobi has entered the room.
neo1337 has entered the room.
Fal Fal Binks has entered the room.
Falbacca has entered the room.
R2Fal2 has entered the room.
Fal3P0 has entered the room.
George Falcus has entered the room.
Queen AmiFala has entered the room.
(17:32:36) NgamerAtWork: morning Fal Wars
(17:33:39) Chanc Falpatine: morning jon
(17:33:39) Darth Fal: morning jon
(17:33:40) Lando Falrissean: morning jon
(17:33:41) Obi Fal Kenobi: morning jon
(17:33:41) neo1337: morning jon
(17:33:42) Fal Fal Binks: morning jon
(17:33:43) Falbacca: morning jon
(17:33:43) R2Fal2: morning jon
(17:33:43) Fal3P0: morning jon
(17:33:44) George Falcus: morning jon
(17:33:44) Queen AmiFala: morning jon
(17:34:09) NgamerAtWork: ha!
(17:34:26) BadassFal: ~Q~
ID #497
Occurred: 18 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 3.421/4 (19 votes)
AlecBoy006: It's just that, people at school both students and teachers, more or so the latter, believe I have a voice for radio.
rshepherd1000: *face
ID #275
Occurred: 3 Feb 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.036/4 (28 votes)
Neo1337 (1:34:46 AM): Ok, get this.
Neo1337 (1:34:53 AM): Two 14 year old girls have been charged for murder.
Neo1337 (1:35:08 AM): What stupid 14 year old kills a taxi driver.
Neo1337 (1:35:18 AM): "Oh noes, can't pay the fair! I..umm...*stab stab*"
Im Ngamer (1:36:07 AM): are you sure that's what happened?
Neo1337 (1:36:20 AM): No, I made that bit up.
Neo1337 (1:36:22 AM): But they did kill him.
Im Ngamer (1:38:57 AM): but think about it this way... if they'd gotten away with it, they'd have been geniuses
Neo1337 (1:39:14 AM): They didn't get away with it though, did they Jon?
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): yeah, but if they had... that's $8.42 they just saved right there
Im Ngamer (1:40:58 AM): now, imagine if they could do that with every cab drive
Im Ngamer (1:41:05 AM): and... they take cabs all the time
Neo1337 (1:41:07 AM): $8.42? Taxis cost wayyy more than that over here.
Im Ngamer (1:41:21 AM): well then, it was even better
Im Ngamer (1:41:11 AM): could have saved millions!
Neo1337 (1:41:15 AM): Yeah.
Neo1337 (1:41:17 AM): Except.
Neo1337 (1:41:23 AM): They'd run out of taxi drivers, wouldn't they?
Neo1337 (1:41:37 AM): They'd eventually be an extinct species.
Im Ngamer (1:41:49 AM): well eventually no one would want to drive them, but then the rates would just go up
Im Ngamer (1:41:56 AM): because it would become a high paying job
Im Ngamer (1:42:05 AM): so they'd just be saving even more money
Im Ngamer (1:42:09 AM): with every stabbing
Neo1337 (1:42:18 AM): Well yeah, technically, but.
Neo1337 (1:42:21 AM): THEY'D BE KILLING PEOPLE.
Im Ngamer (1:42:50 AM): well, not for some dumb reason though
Im Ngamer (1:42:53 AM): it's just to save money
Im Ngamer (1:43:01 AM): you have to think like an economist here
Neo1337 (1:43:13 AM): I'd rather rob a bank.
Im Ngamer (1:44:53 AM): dang it Neo
Im Ngamer (1:45:00 AM): you're robbing from your own community!
CieloAzor (1:45:03 AM): I like the way you think, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:12 AM): thanks man
Neo1337 (1:45:25 AM): *sigh* You wouldn't agree with me if your life depended on it, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:34 AM): what? yes I would
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