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ID #240
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.697/4 (33 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:07 PM): It's like you see all these adverts for toilet roll
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:20 PM): and they have all these fluffy animals and things and skirt around the real issue
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:40 PM): going to the loo is so romanticised in Hollywood
Im Ngamer (4:22:38 PM): yeah, I was thinking about that the other day
Im Ngamer (4:23:21 PM): took a look at my toilet paper and noticed that there were flowers pressed into it
Im Ngamer (4:23:32 PM): a flower design isn't so bad for TP I suppose
Im Ngamer (4:23:39 PM): but there were also hearts
Im Ngamer (4:23:48 PM): hearts! what am I supposed to make of that?
Im Ngamer (4:24:06 PM): does my toilet paper love me? if so, I regret what I did with it about 2 minutes later
ID #326
Occurred: May 04 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (26 votes)
Im Ngamer (4:52:10 PM): Sammy!
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:16 PM): yo
Im Ngamer (4:52:21 PM): imagine for a minute that you ran mariokart64.com
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:28 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaah
Im Ngamer (4:52:41 PM): did your brain just explode?
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:11 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:15 PM): caught most of it
ID #39
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
katslover42 (9:32:40 PM): Take a bow.
katslover42 (9:32:43 PM): And shoot me with it.
COME as u r337 (9:32:47 PM): Jon, you take a bow.
COME as u r337 (9:32:58 PM): I'll continue standing, behind you.. naked
ID #582
Occurred: 28 Oct 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:01 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (6 votes)
TopRogue7 (7:43:45 PM): seems like you kicked your depression right off
TopRogue7 (7:43:50 PM): to what do you attribute your success
DrInvertigone (7:44:11 PM): Well I did go on a date Saturday night and a date with someone else Sunday morning and both are open to seeing me again.
Thiradell (7:45:03 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:45:09 PM): sounds like a predicament
DrInvertigone (7:45:22 PM): The kind I'd like to have, for a change.
DrInvertigone (7:45:49 PM): Well I have one I'm more interested in than the other.
TopRogue7 (7:46:24 PM): whys that
DrInvertigone (7:46:38 PM): Connection, personality. Bonding.
DrInvertigone (7:50:34 PM): Well I told them both I'd like to see them again and both suggested Saturday night.
Thiradell (7:51:26 PM): what do you plan to do, Al
DrInvertigone (7:52:31 PM): See what they're both doing. Nothing is set in stone yet. I felt stronger about the second one. I've kissed both of them. The first one on the cheek. The second on the hand. I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak.
Thiradell (7:54:56 PM): say they're both avail Saturday night
Thiradell (7:55:36 PM): what then
DrInvertigone (7:55:50 PM): Try to see if I can take the other one out Sunday.
Thiradell (7:56:04 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:56:29 PM): didn't know you were a polygamist
DrInvertigone (7:56:58 PM): I'm not. But I'm also trying to see who may be the better fit and if I can be able to finally do the unthinkable.
ngameratwork (7:57:42 PM): what are we not allowed to Think about in this context?
Thiradell (7:57:55 PM): the revival of Lord Voldemort
(8:17:46 PM) DrInvertigone has left the room.

(21:35:44) BluelineGoddess: unthinkable is sex obv
(21:35:54) BluelineGoddess: penis in cooter
(21:36:15) TopRogue7: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak."
(21:36:25) TopRogue7: so to speak, i wonder what he REALLY means
(21:37:09) Thiradell: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak" could be sold on the market for thousands of dollars
(21:37:16) Thiradell: golden line
(21:37:22) BluelineGoddess: he's painfully awkward Rob Lowe
(21:37:25) TopRogue7: I've also paired up with them penis in cooter, so to speak.
(21:37:29) Thiradell: lol
ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
ID #120
Occurred: Jul 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.370/4 (27 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (00:27:00): by the way wabs
BloodE of Sorrow (00:27:05): all your shit is in french
megawabs (00:27:44): you look clever
Stickmansam 1024 (00:27:56): that's a complete accident
Stickmansam 1024 (00:28:08): you need to check your language settings
Stickmansam 1024 (00:28:26): because AIM sometimes automatically translates stuff into French
Stickmansam 1024 (00:28:43): oh wait, NO IT DOESN'T
Stickmansam 1024 (00:28:49): WABS SPEAKS FRENCH
ID #357
Occurred: 18 Jun 2006
Submitted: 18 Jun 2006, 12:26 AM
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Rating: 2.900/4 (30 votes)
GoldenJ007 (11:54:53 PM): I played defensive end in HS football >_<
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:16 PM): I was QB
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:20 PM): man, I got so much pussy
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:24 PM): I didn't know what to do with it all
Blueline Goddess (11:55:46 PM): and that's why you're still a virgin!
ID #601
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 6:02 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (2 votes)
(11:57:16 PM) AlecBoy006: Looks like I clogged the toilet
(12:02:04 AM) AlecBoy006: There is no God
(12:02:16 AM) Thiradell: if there was a God, Corey's toilet would not have clogged
(12:02:46 AM) AlecBoy006: Forget about my toilet being clogged
(12:02:53 AM) AlecBoy006: How about all the other disasters in the world?
(12:03:13 AM) Thiradell: my left rear tire has a slow leak
(12:03:15 AM) Thiradell: I prayed
(12:03:17 AM) Thiradell: nothing
(12:03:29 AM) AlecBoy006: I prayed for a GF and got nothing
(12:03:36 AM) BluelineGoddess: rofl
(12:03:39 AM) Infil12: that's proof there IS a God, alec
ID #237
Occurred: 15 Nov 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (30 votes)
(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:40) Ngamer: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:25:49) Ngamer: UGH, they spelled "engineer" with two Ns... in a bolded headline, no less
(19:26:58) Ngamer: be sure to bring that up with them first thing
(19:27:09) Ngamer: it will show that you can bring fresh ideas to the company
(19:27:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: are you sure about that?
(19:27:45) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it might give them the impression I don't like the company very much.
(19:32:28) Ngamer: no Sam, I'm sure
(19:32:56) Ngamer: and to emphasize your point, be sure to bring up the matter loudly, making good use of foul language
(19:33:13) Ngamer: that will make you stand out as a real go-getter
(19:33:45) Mike Gaydeski: punch someone in the face
(19:33:54) Mike Gaydeski: Then they'll know you mean business
(19:34:19) Ngamer: just slug the secretary on the way in
(19:34:37) Ngamer: "right this way Mr. Hughes" "thanks" *WHAP*
(19:35:00) Ngamer: if they ask why, just say that you "don't take no guff from nobody"
(19:36:33) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Shall I wear my yellow suit, so I stand out?
(19:37:01) Mike Gaydeski: hm...
(19:37:11) Ngamer: yes, but also, wrap yourself in Christmas lights
(19:37:19) Ngamer: plug yourself in inside the waiting room
(19:37:20) Mike Gaydeski: You can't wear the wrong thing if you're not wearing anything!
(19:37:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Mgay makes a valid point.
(19:37:37) Ngamer: oh! good point there Mg
(19:37:47) Ngamer: that could really ease your mind heading in
(19:37:44) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "Why aren't you wearing anything?"
(19:37:48) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "I couldn't decide."
(19:37:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: "So I went with what I knew"
(19:39:21) Ngamer: you'll certainly be comfortable, that's a plus
(19:39:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: It's winter, though
(19:39:57) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: maybe I'll take a hat at least
(19:40:15) Ngamer: a hat, and those black socks of yours
(19:40:27) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: of course
(19:41:55) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: and of course I'll make sure to greet the interviewer with a nice, firm... handshake
ID #399
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:40 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
Im Ngamer (12:23:38 AM): who is creeping death?
Im Ngamer (12:23:52 AM): oh, Jimmy Bauer
Im Ngamer (12:24:02 AM): someone find his SN!
Neo1337 (12:24:29 AM): That's my job isn't it.
Im Ngamer (12:24:51 AM): ah, got it
Im Ngamer (12:24:53 AM): Link4626
Im Ngamer (12:25:00 AM): interrogate him, Neo!
CieloAzor (12:25:40 AM): You don't interrogate Bauer! This isn't Soviet Russia!
Im Ngamer (12:26:41 AM): make sure you don't tell him you're a terrorist, Neo
Im Ngamer (12:26:53 AM): I've heard Bauer doesn't negotiate with them
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