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ID #15
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.531/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (5:24:26 PM): How much dirt do you think those Jockies eat out there on the track?
CieloAzor (5:25:06 PM): The one they just showed had about 1.2 lbs of it on his face.
katslover42 (5:25:22 PM): Yea
katslover42 (5:25:28 PM): That's what I was thinking
katslover42 (5:25:36 PM): And you know they are screaming out there
katslover42 (5:25:42 PM): With their mouth wide open
CieloAzor (5:25:42 PM): He probably swallowed .54 lbs or so.
Im Ngamer (5:26:12 PM): bet you $5 it's under 0.50 lbs!
CieloAzor (5:26:23 PM): Maybe less, depending on the circumference of his mouth.
ID #145
Occurred: Nov 23 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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My 0:03 Duel was probably going to be 0:05, but I used lookdown to save a couple seconds.
~ Tyler Probert
ID #39
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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katslover42 (9:32:40 PM): Take a bow.
katslover42 (9:32:43 PM): And shoot me with it.
COME as u r337 (9:32:47 PM): Jon, you take a bow.
COME as u r337 (9:32:58 PM): I'll continue standing, behind you.. naked
ID #466
Occurred: 8 Feb 2008
Submitted: 8 Feb 2008, 4:14 AM
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Rating: 3.480/4 (25 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:07 AM): ok think about this Jon
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:16 AM): what will I personally ever do in my life for the good of mankind?
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:26 AM): if anything, I just want to make a lot of money and have a hot wife
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:39 AM): yes, I appreciate the mother Teresas, and Princess Dianas, and Jesus Christs of the world
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:44 AM): but thats not for me
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:49 AM): Im in it for the sex and money and power
Im Ngamer (3:07:57 AM): 0/3 so far!
ID #96
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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octoinky (9:27:26 PM): then I'll start working toward elite --> king
katslover42 (9:28:58 PM): Does that arrow mean you like dick?
katslover42 (9:29:04 PM): Because that' susually what people use it for.
katslover42 (9:29:30 PM): People will know you as The Elite --> King
octoinky (9:30:29 PM): yeah, thats exactly what I meant
octoinky (9:30:30 PM): i like dick
octoinky (9:30:31 PM): brb, dinner
katslover42 (9:31:07 PM): Are you having dick?
ID #335
Occurred: May 25 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.286/4 (28 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (7:45:55 PM): wtf
RyanWhiteGoose (7:46:51 PM): it looks like alecboy got the idea of the boards finally
RyanWhiteGoose (7:46:59 PM): only took him 10 days
COME as u r337 (7:47:17 PM): Now how long until you do?
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJimbo007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJimbo007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #226
Occurred: Oct 24 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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CieloAzor (9:59:39 PM): Rosa Parks dead...as of now.
CieloAzor (9:59:50 PM): Rosa, we hardly knew ye.
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:55 PM): oh, unfortunate.
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:27 PM): *thinks of the first joke, but it's horrifyingly distasteful*
CieloAzor (10:00:58 PM): Oh, does that mean her seat is finally open?
COME as u r337 (10:01:24 PM): I wonder if she'll bitch about being put in the back of the cemetery, too.
COME as u r337 (10:02:39 PM): We're horrible.
ID #491
Occurred: 26 Jul 2008
Submitted: 28 Jul 2008, 12:57 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (21 votes)
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COME as u r3 7 (7:45:47 PM): speaking of blowjobs
COME as u r3 7 (7:45:51 PM): back to bed with dayle!
DKK5 (7:46:12 PM): You watch your mouth
COME as u r3 7 (7:46:20 PM): i'll be watching her mouth!
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