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ID #46
Occurred: Dec 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:44 AM): and you smell like a kangaroo's pouch
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:48 AM): but we all have problems
Neo26988 (12:56:55 AM): that's because I tied my kangaroo up before
Neo26988 (12:56:59 AM): and he started licking me
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:02 AM): omfg
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:06 AM): you have a kangaroo really?
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:09 AM): please say yes!
Neo26988 (12:57:09 AM): yeah
Cyber1166 (12:57:24 AM): I thought you just kept them in the house?
Neo26988 (12:58:34 AM): we do, I had to put the kangaroo out
Neo26988 (12:58:41 AM): cause my cats kept ganging up on him
Neo26988 (12:58:44 AM): poor thing :(
Neo26988 (12:59:17 AM): we dress him up as Santa on Christmas
Neo26988 (12:59:20 AM): it's funny
Neo26988 (12:59:26 AM): the hats too big for him and he keeps running into shit
Neo26988 (12:59:56 AM): my brother gave him a bucket of liquor one day...
COME as u r337 (1:00:02 AM): hahahahha
Cyber1166 (1:00:13 AM): stick with the kangaroo stuff, you're on fire
COME as u r337 (1:00:15 AM): making up stories about a kangaroo you dont have is the coolest thing youve ever done neo
ID #310
Occurred: Apr 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.815/4 (27 votes)
NathanStinson: im eating...... soup!
TehSoopMaestro: You're what?
BloodE of Sorrow: nates eating you out, soop
ID #432
Occurred: 17 Jun 2007
Submitted: 17 Jun 2007, 9:53 PM
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Rating: 3.280/4 (25 votes)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:16 PM): seems like many eliters are color blind
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:38 PM): ive heard that if youre exposed to a color too much you can grow color blindness
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:43 PM): must be a myth
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:47 PM): cause i can still see pink
Infil12 (7:03:22 PM): are you saying pink is the average color of the male penis?
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:37 PM): more like cunt
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:42 PM): guess you dont know!
Infil12 (7:03:58 PM): hmm, i didn't see that one getting turned on me so fast
ID #40
Occurred: Dec 27 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:21 PM): well, I once worked on the tech support desk in the IT department for the blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:39 PM): anyway some guy found the URL for some other blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:47 PM): it was www.blindsexpress.com
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:03 PM): I really think they needed a hyphen in there
katslover42 (12:17:04 PM): Blind Sex Press!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:13 PM): blinds-express, maybe
darkako1 (12:17:17 PM): ha
katslover42 (12:17:18 PM): We make erotica...in braile!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:20 PM): genius
ID #8
Occurred: Mar 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.515/4 (33 votes)
Im Ngamer (5:41:52 PM): Fac!
Washed Up Gamer (5:41:54 PM): 59
GoldenJimbo007 (5:41:55 PM): 49
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:09 PM): ?
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:16 PM): I have 49 in my taped run I put online too
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:23 PM): you really got 49?
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:27 PM): ....Yes
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:35 PM): i'm speechless
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:32 PM): Not the first time
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:37 PM): On an Agent r un
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:43 PM): shut up on the bragging for one @#%$ second
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:45 PM): and let me compliment you
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:47 PM): hesitantly
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:48 PM): jesus christ
ID #136
Occurred: Jan 01 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
Now that I think about it, i feel just a teeny bit bad about the people I dismissed as cheaters without a second's thought, whose times aren't even near the records today.
~ Wes McKinney, GoldenEye Extreme
ID #7
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that
ID #583
Occurred: 7 Nov 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:26 PM
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Rating: 3.600/4 (5 votes)
(19:37:07) GoldenJimbo007: Had another little interesting driving story on the way to work today I'm sure chatters will find entertaining
(19:49:04) GoldenJimbo007: So every morning when I go to work for 7:00 AM, I encounter a ton of buses, and it gets super irritating
(19:49:12) GoldenJimbo007: They stop all the time, they drive super slow, etc
(19:49:25) GoldenJimbo007: So this morning I got stopped behind a bus TWICE, nearly putting me late for work
(19:49:39) GoldenJimbo007: I thought I had it cleared when it turned right, but nope, one up the road was another bus coming right at me with a group of kids waiting about a block ahead
(19:49:50) GoldenJimbo007: I race to beat the bus past its "red light, stop sign" point, but to no avail, I'm way short
(19:50:07) GoldenJimbo007: I eventually said f this, and gunned it past the bus
(19:50:20) GoldenJimbo007: Bus driver lays on the horn, I flip him off (first instinct), and race off to work
(19:50:30) GoldenJimbo007: Guess I'll keep my eyes open for a ticket
(19:52:58) ngonhislaptop: you do realize when you try to bird a bus driver you're ACTUALLY birding 25 eight year olds right?

(20:20:33) isthatagoodt: lol you're getting a ticket
(20:20:35) isthatagoodt: have fun being fucked
(20:20:49) isthatagoodt: bus drivers have basically a 100% rate at getting you, i'd know
(20:20:50) GoldenJimbo007: I'll dispute it
(20:21:31) isthatagoodt: nah there's no disputing it either
(20:22:07) isthatagoodt: i hear about these all the time
(20:23:03) isthatagoodt: my dad is the transportation director for a school so he deals with it several times per year
(20:23:46) isthatagoodt: iowa recently upped the penalties for this too, fine up to $675 and possible jail time for passing a bus with the stop sign out
(20:24:11) isthatagoodt: after a 7 year old girl 1 town over got demolished by a dude in a pickup going 50mph
(20:24:30) COME as u r337: but did the dude flip the driver the bird as he went flying by?
(20:26:36) GoldenJimbo007: If it's some outrageous ticket I'll prob just ignore it conveniently
(20:26:56) ngonhislaptop: another flawless Jimbo strat, cool cool

(20:31:01) isthatagoodt: you said you were behind the bus
(20:31:27) GoldenJimbo007: no no I was pissed because I was behind 2 buses already
(20:31:36) GoldenJimbo007: When that bus turned right, I was in the clear
(20:31:42) GoldenJimbo007: Except for one in the distance (coming toward me)
(20:31:50) isthatagoodt: oh, then what were you speeding for you idiot
(20:32:12) isthatagoodt: you could have killed a kid for no reason
(20:32:23) COME as u r337: jim i can hear the swat team choppers above your trailer now
(20:34:35) GoldenJimbo007: Yeah it's always to awful with buses when I work at 7
(20:34:51) COME as u r337: leave 3 minutes earlier?
(20:35:09) GoldenJimbo007: Would have to be like 7 mins earlier or so
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(22:07:25) Infilament: jim driving story is insane
(22:07:51) Infilament: who guns it past a stopped bus driver because they're upset, then flips the bus driver off lol
(22:08:48) Infilament: the entitlement is insane to me
(22:09:07) ngonhislaptop: he had no choice, it was either risk the lives of children the world over, or wake up 5 minutes earlier
ID #596
Occurred: 13 Oct 2016
Submitted: 13 Oct 2016, 1:42 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (2 votes)
*Eva's first words*

(10:13:15 AM) isthatagoodyouse entered the room.
(12:38:30 PM) TopRogue7: 3.
(12:38:32 PM) TopRogue7: 3333..................
(12:38:36 PM) TopRogue7: .33
(12:38:55 PM) IsThatAGoodT: 3.3333.33, the number of times I blink daily
(12:40:20 PM) TopRogue7: Oops, sorry everybody -- Bryan's wife here. Parenting fail. Disregard.
ID #364
Occurred: 2 Jul 2006
Submitted: 2 Jul 2006, 2:10 PM
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Rating: 2.862/4 (29 votes)
The Illu: so only 3 more posts left to go for WR topic
ShadowZeroPD: only 3 more cocks until din mor is filled
BadassFal: yours not big enough, sz?
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