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ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #544
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 3:27 PM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (14 votes)
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alecboy006 has entered the room.
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: damnit
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: looool
Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: wtf
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: loool
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Rshepherd1000: omg
HistoricToast: looooooooooooool
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
HistoricToast: omg
tiltingtrumpets: literally crying laughing here
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HistoricToast: lolol
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Thiradell: lol
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: bahahahahahaha
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: i'm dying
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Rshepherd1000: ~Q~
ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
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Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours

Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
ID #573
Occurred: 19 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:03 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Ritch is talking about the new matching "cartoon devil with an erection" tattoos her and her friend got last month*

(21:37:56) Infilament: Third, would you get a Satan tattoo spread across your chest on a dare?
(21:38:08) venisonvixen: My satan tattoo has a penis.
(21:38:16) Infilament: right, it has to have a penis too
(21:38:28) venisonvixen: It's adorbs though :)
(21:38:52) Thiradell: on a dare?
(21:38:59) Thiradell: you should've asked me if I would for $10,000
(21:39:34) Infilament: didn't your best friend get the same tattoo in the last month, rachel
(21:39:54) Infilament: because you strapped your friend to the tattoo chair and held a gun?
(21:40:13) venisonvixen: No
(21:40:33) venisonvixen: we dared each other to get matching surprise tattoos
(21:40:38) venisonvixen: and not look till it was done. artist's choice
(21:41:06) ngameratwork: artist's choice for something on your body for the rest of your life, holy smokes
(21:41:07) Infilament: you got satan's penis on your body without knowing it?
(21:41:21) COME as u r337: thats usually how it happens, infil
(21:41:31) BluelineGoddess: tampons - satan's cottony fingers
(21:41:31) DKK5: here's the thing Infil, devils with erections are a big part of my life
(21:42:56) COME as u r337: Rach, will you get a tattoo of Jimbo's pushup pic?
(21:44:33) TopRogue7: she already has a picture of satan and his penis, come
(21:44:34) venisonvixen: I'll get a Charlie Brown/Snoopy tattoo... and a pickle.
(21:44:52) venisonvixen: my best friend and I are getting matching pickles.
(21:44:57) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:15) DKK5: I'm gonna get a tattoo of Charlie Brown and Snoopy with his red dog dick double teaming Peppermint Patty
(21:56:19) venisonvixen: The artist said it's an "F-U" to the world
(22:05:08) venisonvixen: My mother will have a heart attack if she sees this one.
(22:09:11) venisonvixen: She only gets mad because "Dr Zador said no tattoos"
(22:09:28) venisonvixen: I said, "Dr Zador was a pediatric endocrinologist. tattoos are illegal for kids."
(22:10:10) ngameratwork: doctor zador doctor zador. doctor zador doctor zador. ooooooooh doctor zador
(22:10:20) venisonvixen: Dr Zador was a tyrant.
(22:10:45) COME as u r337: I am boycotting Dr Zador from this day forward.
ID #534
Occurred: 9 Sep 2010
Submitted: 9 Sep 2010, 10:54 PM
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Rating: 3.143/4 (14 votes)
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7:00:04 infil12: in that NFL fantasy commercial where the guy says "just because i'm retired doesn't mean i'm not busy"
7:00:12 infil12: what does he say when he's playing madden?
7:00:33 thiradell: "that athlete's foot stuff really does work"
7:00:28 hiddenvillsgeoo7: "I'm a fag, hurr durr"
7:00:39 infil12: no, not the text you sent that girl, goose
7:01:21 hiddenvillsgeoo7: LOL
ID #310
Occurred: Apr 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.815/4 (27 votes)
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NathanStinson: im eating...... soup!
TehSoopMaestro: You're what?
BloodE of Sorrow: nates eating you out, soop
ID #26
Occurred: Mar 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.065/4 (31 votes)
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Washed Up Gamer (2:53:19 PM): we racing just the clock?
Washed Up Gamer (2:53:21 PM): or each other
Im Ngamer (2:53:24 PM): each other
dragondragon18 (2:53:30 PM): racing me
dragondragon18 (2:53:41 PM): i'll make up a time, and you have to beat it
COME as u r337 (2:54:05 PM): The level with the trees: 37 seconds
ID #556
Occurred: 18 Jan 2012
Submitted: 18 Jan 2012, 10:17 AM
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Rating: 2.091/4 (11 votes)
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beastynetbook (4:05:21 PM): why did goose leave
carathornpd (4:05:34 PM): he had a gf
carathornpd (4:06:04 PM): dont think he does anymore
HistoricToast (4:07:46 PM): infil said they broke up i think
HistoricToast (4:07:51 PM): she broke up w/him i imagine?
carathornpd (4:08:08 PM): kind of
carathornpd (4:08:28 PM): he basically gave her so much attention that she lost interest quickly
carathornpd (4:08:35 PM): a fatal mistake we all make once
carathornpd (4:10:17 PM): yet have to make
carathornpd (4:11:06 PM): too many insults currently going through my mind
carathornpd (4:11:22 PM): bbl when Ive forgotten about them
HistoricToast (4:11:57 PM): i don't think i'm in danger of ever making that mistake etc etc etc
beastynetbook (4:12:09 PM): lool
ID #48
Occurred: Dec 27 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (11:54:20 PM): What's the biggest cash prize...thing...you Americans have had for a lotto?
COME as u r337 (11:54:38 PM): the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:04 PM): you mean...someone one a trip to the moon?
COME as u r337 (11:55:08 PM): no
COME as u r337 (11:55:11 PM): they won the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:16 PM): no, they didn't
COME as u r337 (11:55:21 PM): yes, they did
Neo26988 (11:55:22 PM): what's the biggest CASH prize
Neo26988 (11:55:29 PM): not an object like the moon
COME as u r337 (11:55:30 PM): they traded it in for cash
ID #134
Occurred: Jul 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.517/4 (29 votes)
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(21:40:05) Stickmansam 1024: you need to leave, right now, before people begin to die
(21:40:11) Wouter Jansen: dice!
(21:40:16) Wouter Jansen: its plural
(21:40:15) Stickmansam 1024: sorry
(21:40:20) Stickmansam 1024: before people begin to dice
(21:40:24) Stickmansam 1024: thanks, Wouter
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