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ID #523
Occurred: 2 May 2010
Submitted: 3 May 2010, 2:06 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (15 votes)
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Alec posts a sexy story on the board using GE levels in every line

GoldenJ007 (12:59:55 AM): "God Dam, I need to use the Facilities to take a shit my nigga, or it gonna runway from my asshole!"
"Shit nigga, on the surface you look fine, but in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you!"
"Frigate hurts god damnit, on the surface 2 I agree with you, but bunker 2 feels like a statue's in there!"
"Archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets, there's depots full of weed coming on the next train"
Thiradell (12:59:59 AM): loooooooooooooooooooool
Thiradell (1:00:03 AM): three lines
HistoricToast (1:00:04 AM): LLOLOL
SupaOdin (1:00:06 AM): wtf
HistoricToast (1:00:08 AM): lmao
HistoricToast (1:00:14 AM): not even finished but lolling already
HistoricToast (1:00:17 AM): omg
HistoricToast (1:00:22 AM): he's written it in character omgfg
Infil12 (1:00:26 AM): what is this i don't even
Thiradell (1:00:30 AM): it gonna runway from my asshole
HistoricToast (1:00:34 AM): LOMFGAGF
HistoricToast (1:00:38 AM): omg
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:38 AM): rofl
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:40 AM): that is EPIC
HistoricToast (1:00:44 AM): i'm fucing crying
HistoricToast (1:00:46 AM): i'm crying irl
Thiradell (1:00:47 AM): archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets
Im Ngamer (1:01:02 AM): oh man Jim
HistoricToast (1:01:07 AM): mk;nfggfn
Thiradell (1:01:10 AM): definitely an A for effort
Im Ngamer (1:01:10 AM): you just stepped up your game big time
GoldenJ007 (1:01:17 AM): "That Jungle's out of control on din mor's cavern pussy, cradle my motherfuckin dick in yo hand and call me El Azteca as I go all Egyptian on yo ass!"
HistoricToast (1:01:17 AM): omfg
HistoricToast (1:01:19 AM): ~Q~Q~Q~~Q~Q~Q~Q
Thiradell (1:01:22 AM): in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you
Thiradell (1:01:25 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:33 AM): rofllllllllll
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:35 AM): this is ridic
Thiradell (1:01:35 AM): El Azteca haha
HistoricToast (1:01:35 AM): never have i lolled so hard at something in chat
ID #532
Occurred: 26 Aug 2010
Submitted: 26 Aug 2010, 6:46 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (14 votes)
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HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:28): my first date was walking around for 30 minutes not saying anything back in grade 8
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:37): she broke up with me the next day
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:42): not much has changed
COME as u r337 (16:44:52): you're still trying to date 8th graders?
ID #121
Occurred: Jul 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (00:44:44): Okay, question of the moment: What's on YOUR iPod?
Stickmansam 1024 (00:45:02): best answer I've heard so far is "evidence"
BloodE of Sorrow (00:45:35): i don't have an iPod
i337o (00:45:45): I bet you have the earphones
i337o (00:45:51): so it looks like you have one
i337o (00:46:00): while you listen to your casette player
ID #4
Occurred: Apr 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.323/4 (31 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:35 PM): I'm going to run a competition
Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:55 PM): the winner will be the person who can write the most convincing imitation of a lightsaber in words
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:14 PM): *shwommmmmmmmm... vwooormm vwossh clash skrztle*
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:20 PM): is my entry
dragondragon18 (6:57:33 PM): *shawing*
Im Ngamer (6:57:14 PM): *wiiiiiiiiizzz*
Im Ngamer (6:57:19 PM): *bangbang*
Im Ngamer (6:57:27 PM): I'm clearly in the lead
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:31 PM): clearly
ID #429
Occurred: 9 Oct 2006
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 1:18 PM
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Rating: 1.583/4 (24 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:20): the 360 graphics in sdtv are still wowzahfying
BloodE of Sorrow (21:30:40): and thats in madden 06!
Im Ngamer (21:31:51): speaking of great graphics, it's off to
Im Ngamer (21:31:52): work!
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:13): took 3 mins to come up with that one
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (21:32:18): good job jon
ID #284
Occurred: Mar 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:02:37 AM): more on this later
*an hour goes by*
holycatholique (2:06:46 AM): hour!
holycatholique (2:06:49 AM): be more funny!
CieloAzor (2:07:45 AM): We can't be funny if we aren't talking.
CieloAzor (2:08:35 AM): Then again, I guess mimes make a living at it.
CieloAzor (2:11:22 AM): Watch my miming skills, wiff.
Im Ngamer (2:11:47 AM): haha! are you in a glass box?
CieloAzor (2:16:27 AM): Whew, done.
CieloAzor (2:16:36 AM): That was the most tiring 5 minutes of miming ever.
CieloAzor (2:16:40 AM): Hope you enjoyed it, wiff.
holycatholique (2:17:56 AM): excellent
CieloAzor (2:17:24 AM): Looks like Jon got a chuckle out of my glass box routine.
CieloAzor (2:18:09 AM): I've been working on it for weeks, so the appreciation is appreciated.
ID #375
Occurred: 28 Jul 2006
Submitted: 27 Jul 2006, 8:00 PM
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Rating: 2.552/4 (29 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (00:57:45): I didn't get Depot 26. I was lookin for an excuse to post in the WR topic
BloodE of Sorrow (00:58:47): Ban alec for lying about times and being a total fucking retard and spamming the wr topic
AlecBoy006 (00:59:16): This was the only time I lied about though
BloodE of Sorrow (00:59:28): no excuses
BloodE of Sorrow (00:59:52): you can't lie and be a total stupid cunt at the same time
AlecBoy006 (00:59:59): Yes I can
ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
ID #477
Occurred: 19 Mar 2008
Submitted: 19 Mar 2008, 2:21 AM
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Rating: 2.955/4 (22 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (12:13:23 AM): don't make me make you sleep on the couch, Steve!
COME as u r337 (12:13:30 AM): you'd never!
Infil12 (12:13:50 AM): dare'D
Blueline Goddess (12:13:56 AM): TRIPLE DOG DARE
Neo1337 (12:14:09 AM): TRIPLE
COME as u r337 (12:14:17 AM): I know she never would!
Infil12 (12:14:32 AM): you might convince her otherwise
Infil12 (12:14:35 AM): just triple dog dare her
Infil12 (12:14:37 AM): i triple dog dare you!
Blueline Goddess (12:14:50 AM): Steve doesn't like that movie!
Infil12 (12:15:28 AM): i don't know the movie to which you refer!
COME as u r337 (12:15:28 AM): I don't even know what movie you're talking about!
Infil12 (12:15:33 AM): ohoho
COME as u r337 (12:15:33 AM): ohoho
COME as u r337 (12:15:35 AM): :-D
Infil12 (12:15:35 AM): :-D
ID #135
Occurred: Jul 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.536/4 (28 votes)
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(02:56:56) BloodE of Sorrow: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
(02:57:02) Iricu One: 35 board feet per minute
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