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ID #10
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (34 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:34:00 PM): yeah, my successor will either be YE, or, the guy who kills me
Im Ngamer (5:34:26 PM): and thus inherits my powers
Im Ngamer (5:35:17 PM): that would be great, if I got run over by a drunk tonight
Im Ngamer (5:35:23 PM): *thump*
Im Ngamer (5:35:28 PM): "what was that?"
Iricu One (5:35:44 PM): *shiny glow descends on the drunk*
Im Ngamer (5:35:46 PM): "hm... why do I feel like I have to update a 'POM'?"
Iricu One (5:36:21 PM): "I can hear something... what's that? It sounds like... whoarding?"
Im Ngamer (5:37:09 PM): no, I don't hear whoarding
Im Ngamer (5:37:14 PM): I can smell it
Iricu One (5:37:00 PM): Jack Thompson was just an ordinary guy, until he drunkenly ran over and inherited the powers of... The Eliter!
Iricu One (5:37:18 PM): Now, he devotes his life to maintaining the most accurate rankings in the universe!
Iricu One (5:37:28 PM): Jack Thompson is: L33T
Iricu One (5:37:46 PM): Guest starring Anthony Hopkins as the ghost of Jon Barber
ID #40
Occurred: Dec 27 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:21 PM): well, I once worked on the tech support desk in the IT department for the blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:39 PM): anyway some guy found the URL for some other blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:47 PM): it was www.blindsexpress.com
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:03 PM): I really think they needed a hyphen in there
katslover42 (12:17:04 PM): Blind Sex Press!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:13 PM): blinds-express, maybe
darkako1 (12:17:17 PM): ha
katslover42 (12:17:18 PM): We make erotica...in braile!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:20 PM): genius
ID #128
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.621/4 (29 votes)
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octoinky (4:05:11 AM): I usually last long enough
octoinky (4:05:12 AM): ;-)
ShadowZeroPD (4:05:18 AM): din mor said otherwise last night
octoinky (4:05:46 AM): ;-)
octoinky (4:05:55 AM): eh personal WR (worst record) is 15 seconds
octoinky (4:05:58 AM): i was like wtf??!
CieloAzor (4:06:04 AM): What the?
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:08 AM): lol
octoinky (4:06:09 AM): i have no idea
CieloAzor (4:06:16 AM): Unlucky.
CieloAzor (4:06:24 AM): That was just a bad run.
octoinky (4:06:30 AM): well, she doesn't care, it wasn't really awkward
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:32 AM): you probly need a better strat
ShadowZeroPD (4:06:53 AM): several vids on the net
ID #466
Occurred: 8 Feb 2008
Submitted: 8 Feb 2008, 4:14 AM
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Rating: 3.480/4 (25 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:07 AM): ok think about this Jon
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:16 AM): what will I personally ever do in my life for the good of mankind?
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:26 AM): if anything, I just want to make a lot of money and have a hot wife
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:39 AM): yes, I appreciate the mother Teresas, and Princess Dianas, and Jesus Christs of the world
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:44 AM): but thats not for me
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:49 AM): Im in it for the sex and money and power
Im Ngamer (3:07:57 AM): 0/3 so far!
ID #323
Occurred: Apr 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.355/4 (31 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:54 PM): everyone hates meee
BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:57 PM): *slits wrists*
CieloAzor (4:52:59 PM): *sees BloodE*
CieloAzor (4:53:05 PM): Oh no! I hope I'm not too late to help!
CieloAzor (4:53:13 PM): *slits BloodE's wrists too*
ID #566
Occurred: 12 Dec 2012
Submitted: 13 Dec 2012, 8:11 PM
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Rating: 3.700/4 (10 votes)
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(02:38:14) CieloAzor: already got something neat to bring to VA next year
(02:38:23) CieloAzor: Infil's the only one I showed
(02:38:41) Infil1212: kinda excited to see it in action
(02:40:03) Im Ngamer: I don't think I'll be bringing anything surprising to VA this year, except my wife
(02:40:21) CieloAzor: good one
(02:40:34) Infil1212: are you going to bring your own air pump, or use the Weatherton's?
(02:40:46) Im Ngamer: ...
ID #445
Occurred: 21 Sep 2007
Submitted: 20 Sep 2007, 11:49 PM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (24 votes)
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octoinky (1:47:29 PM): get jack in here, he'll love this KOTH
JackOfWailing (1:47:30 PM) has entered the room.
JackOfWailing (1:47:32 PM): koth time!!
ID #441
Occurred: 6 Aug 2007
Submitted: 17 Aug 2007, 2:21 AM
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Rating: 3.320/4 (25 votes)
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*Jimbo pulls into a gas station in Ohio, driving Ngamer and wheat*
Jimbo: Whoa, a gallon of Pepsi for 89 cents? I've got to do this!
*gets out of the car, walks into the wrong building*
*stumbles into right building, but is told he has to pick up his Pepsi from the stand outside*
wheat: Okay, this is just getting ridiculous.
*attempts to pay for 89 cent purchase with credit card. credit card machine breaks*
Ngamer: Well, he's done it. This is the new WR for longest Pepsi purchase.
*sits around another 5 minutes before finally paying with a dollar bill*
*FINALLY climbs back into the driver's seat with his Pepsi*
wheat: I guess we at least learned something... how many Jimbos does it take to buy a Pepsi?
Ngamer: Well, we might not know the exact answer, but it's sure as heck more than one.
ID #310
Occurred: Apr 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.815/4 (27 votes)
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NathanStinson: im eating...... soup!
TehSoopMaestro: You're what?
BloodE of Sorrow: nates eating you out, soop
ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
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