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ID #505
Occurred: 24 Jun 2009
Submitted: 24 Jun 2009, 2:32 PM
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Rating: 3.059/4 (17 votes)
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isthatagoodt (12:25:34 PM): http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v313/34/43/503156954/n503156954_1753613_7338.jpg
isthatagoodt (12:25:36 PM): OMG WOW
isthatagoodt (12:25:41 PM): This photo is like the definition of my life
O Beeeeeasty (12:26:02 PM): looking out the window, lonely, when others are having fun ?
holycatholique (12:26:03 PM): you ride on the short bus?
PYLemire (12:26:03 PM): you have a pink t-shirt and some braces?
ID #453
Occurred: 9 Dec 2007
Submitted: 10 Dec 2007, 8:04 PM
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Rating: 2.917/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (9:56:52 PM): yeah, remember when Come had the best team in the league and I was fighting to stay out of last
CieloAzor (9:56:56 PM): cause I don't
Im Ngamer (9:58:47 PM): come now, you were 1-3 and your only win was against Boss, then considered the worst in the league
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 PM): let's not get TOO overconfident in how overconfident you were!
wheatrich (9:59:34 PM): Q's overconfident right now!
DKK5 (9:59:57 PM): I'm not very confident in his overconfidence
Infil12 (10:00:10 PM): i was fairly confident in bed last night
Infil12 (10:00:15 PM): DK's mor agreed!
DKK5 (10:00:27 PM): She told you that in confidence Infil!
DKK5 (10:00:43 PM): You're not a very good confidant
Infil12 (10:00:47 PM): wow
Infil12 (10:00:51 PM): i'm getting schooled by DK
Infil12 (10:00:53 PM): time to shut up!
ID #30
Occurred: Jan 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.483/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:46 PM): part of my secret identity as a hitman who kills solely commercials and advertisements
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:55 PM): it's a great character
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:00 PM): but a nightmare to market
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:19 PM): *action music*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:23 PM): ONE MAN
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:25 PM): IN A WORLD
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:30 PM): WHERE ALL THE RULES
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:33 PM): HAVE CHANGED
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:36 PM): FOR THE WORSE
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:54 PM): "Everybody I've told about the file is dead!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:58 PM): *huge explosion*
katslover42 (3:03:10 PM): "Dammit, Sam, these aren't just Ads, they are people's lifes!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:19 PM): *shoots speaker*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:43 PM): "There's one place left to try."
katslover42 (3:03:49 PM): "Sam, we just got the call, the school is packed with kids AND computers...without AdBlock or AdAware"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:18 PM): "I'm going in alone."
"It's suicide! The place is crawling with Bonzis!"
katslover42 (3:04:38 PM): "Try our new penis enhancing pills!"
katslover42 (3:04:55 PM): "Enhance this, mother#*&$er"
katslover42 (3:05:04 PM): *gunshot*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:41 PM): SAM HUGHES IS
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:45 PM): THE AD KILLER
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:54 PM): ***FALL 2005***
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:58 PM): this film is not yet rated
Stickmansam 1024 (3:05:41 PM): except like I say, the entire ad campaign FOR that movie is totally contradictory
katslover42 (3:05:48 PM): Yea
katslover42 (3:05:55 PM): That's highly ammusing in and of itself
katslover42 (3:06:07 PM): There shall be pop up ads for it, and pop up ad games where you must kill the pop up ads.
katslover42 (3:06:17 PM): *ad pops up* "Click to Kill!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:21 PM): it's a marketing nightmare
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:35 PM): although we could sell branded ad-blocking software
katslover42 (3:06:41 PM): True
katslover42 (3:06:43 PM): With free guns.
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:48 PM): and a Billboard-Burner(TM)
ID #59
Occurred: Feb 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.581/4 (31 votes)
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The Ad Killer (7:30:13 AM): Time for me to play some
The Ad Killer (7:30:16 AM): WOW!
OLLE boll e007 (7:30:47 AM): what level
The Ad Killer (7:30:54 AM): ...sorry, I just saw something really amazing outside my window
The Ad Killer (7:31:00 AM): I'm playing minesweeper
ID #252
Occurred: Dec 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.710/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:27:32 PM): dang it zombie! I didn't add you so you could downvote my quotes!
zonkies (10:27:43 PM): Did I downvote them?
zonkies (10:27:50 PM): >.< I dont know how to downvote or upvote
zonkies (10:28:38 PM): Oh I get it now
zonkies (10:28:43 PM): oooooooh
zonkies (10:29:03 PM): No no see, I thought we were voting for the words "gay meh heh haha lololol!11!"
zonkies (10:29:08 PM): Diffrent quotes like that
zonkies (10:29:15 PM): but actually we're voting for whats below it
ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #482
Occurred: 7 Apr 2008
Submitted: 7 Apr 2008, 10:05 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (22 votes)
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[20:48] octoinky: how is dayle's name pronounced? is it dayle as one syllable, or day-lee?
[20:49] DKK5: Dayle like "stale"?
[20:49] NgamerAtWork: Dayle like nail
[20:50] CieloAzor: Dayle like fail
[20:50] CometSH: Dayle like pale?
[20:50] rshepherd1000: dayle like male?
[20:51] DKK5: Like whale?
ID #354
Occurred: 14 Jun 2006
Submitted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:45 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
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(12:58:39 PM) Toryeeyore has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (12:58:45 PM): morning Thor
Toryeeyore (12:59:19 PM): hiya sweetie
BadassFal (12:59:27 PM): someone talking in here?
NathanStinson (1:00:00 PM): who is thor?
Im Ngamer (1:00:06 PM): Fal's old girlfriend
*10 minutes of Fal/Thor arguing later*
Toryeeyore (1:09:21 PM): he caNt take me back
BadassFal (1:09:27 PM): :-\
NathanStinson (1:09:23 PM): ?
NathanStinson (1:09:27 PM): are you a gril?
Im Ngamer (1:09:31 PM): Nate, don't even try
CieloAzor (1:09:33 PM): heh
Im Ngamer (1:09:35 PM): just stay out
CieloAzor (1:09:38 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (1:10:38 PM): now just watch, Thor will cook a steak on her forehead and Nate will look like a genius
CieloAzor (1:10:48 PM): hahahahaha
ID #38
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.594/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (9:17:58 PM): Jon!
YourElitenessPD (9:17:58 PM): Help me!
YourElitenessPD (9:18:05 PM): Which one should I choose?
MiG144MFI (9:18:11 PM): Jon, what happened to that chatroom points?
Im Ngamer (9:18:32 PM): still going Trent!
Im Ngamer (9:18:38 PM): do something cool and earn one!
YourElitenessPD (9:18:34 PM): Hah, everyone goes crazy when Jon comes back
YourElitenessPD (9:18:43 PM): OMG JON! Pick me! Pick me!
Im Ngamer (9:18:44 PM): they OUGHT to
Im Ngamer (9:18:57 PM): one at a time, kiddies!
Im Ngamer (9:19:06 PM): now, line up and you can all sit on my lap
Stickmansam 1024 (9:19:36 PM): wait a second, that beard is fake
Stickmansam 1024 (9:19:40 PM): you're not Santa
Im Ngamer (9:19:47 PM): hey!
katslover42 (9:19:44 PM): And your pants are wet...
katslover42 (9:19:51 PM): As are mine...
i337o (9:19:51 PM): and something is digging into my leg
Im Ngamer (9:19:52 PM): stop observing things!
ID #541
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 17 Oct 2010, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (13 votes)
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Jimbo tries (and fails) to break up with his girlfriend of six months

(10:37:54 PM) GoldenJ007: SHe's pulling the virginity card, FUCK
(10:37:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: i need to see the censored version more
(10:38:08 PM) DKK5: Wait what?!
(10:38:15 PM) GoldenJ007: I took her v card
(10:38:22 PM) DKK5: Oh dear lord
(10:38:25 PM) bcuts053: yippee kay-ay mr. falcon!
(10:38:25 PM) Regular Mg: uh oh
(10:38:26 PM) polyamorous527: and now tell her thats why you're breaking up
(10:38:26 PM) Thiradell: "s*it happens"
(10:38:28 PM) Regular Mg: backboost
(10:38:36 PM) Infil12: tell her you'll give it back
(10:38:38 PM) BluelineGoddess: holy crap :-$
(10:38:41 PM) CieloAzor: well, you didn't take her butt card
(10:38:43 PM) polyamorous527: yeah stick it back in her ha
(10:38:46 PM) Im Ngamer: heh
(10:38:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: hahaha, qb made me lol
(10:38:56 PM) bcuts053: if she says she's preggers in the next week, dont believe her!
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