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ID #177
Occurred: Aug 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.185/4 (27 votes)
Im Ngamer (2:14:11 PM): Neo, don't be gay
ID #133
Occurred: Jul 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.138/4 (29 votes)
(18:10:07) Stickmansam 1024: Shade WON?!
(18:10:22) BloodE of Sorrow: Yeah sam, he won with 52 votes to wouters 45
(18:10:24) BloodE of Sorrow: total 97 votes
(18:10:31) Stickmansam 1024: What the hell good is democracy if the right people don't win?
ID #68
Occurred: Jun 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (32 votes)
GregWollIsMyDad: Dad, guess what????
GoldenGreg007: what?
GregWollIsMyDad: ..........YOUR STUCK WITH IT!
GregWollIsMyDad: BOOYA!!!!
GoldenGreg007: SCORE ONE FOR THE RON MAN!!!!
GoldenGreg007: *gives son a hug*
GregWollIsMyDad has left the room.
GoldenGreg007: what a bastard
BigBosshardt007: was that really your son? thats immoral, you should be ashamed
GoldenGreg007: :-( yes
GoldenGreg007: i don't remember creating him
GoldenGreg007: but i do get phone calls daily about it
GoldenGreg007: so i figure it must have happened
BigBosshardt007: you must be joking!
ID #47
Occurred: Dec 26 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.536/4 (28 votes)
Shade JF 666 (12:54:08 AM): I'll put Pavla on the site.
Neo26988 (12:54:52 AM): we had Pavla for dessert the other night
Neo26988 (12:55:00 AM): wait, my bad, that was Pavlova
ID #143
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (28 votes)
I found this job that I get to watch strippers a lot, but it pays negative 20 bucks an hour
~ Greg Lavery
ID #385
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 26 Aug 2006, 6:55 PM
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Rating: 2.652/4 (23 votes)
BadassFal (22:48:59): Tonights KOTH is a...
BadassFal (22:49:13): Elite Summer Contest Trivia!
BadassFal (22:49:42): all answers will need to be sent via IM
BadassFal (22:51:46): I was going to do the copycat koth but there is one flaw
BadassFal (22:52:19): Well i'll leave the decision to you guys
BadassFal (22:52:34): Its either Summer Contest or Copycat!
BloodE of Sorrow (22:52:43): copycat!
BadassFal (22:53:13): ok, i will go with copycat
BadassFal (22:53:59): Basically i am going to type a sentence and you must write it out exactly as i have

*much later*
Im Ngamer (23:23:44): back!
Im Ngamer (23:23:54): alright Euros, let's start this KotH!
durrkmeister (23:23:57): um
durrkmeister (23:23:59): start?
BloodE of Sorrow (23:23:58): its started jon
BloodE of Sorrow (23:24:01): a loooong time ago
Im Ngamer (23:24:02): wha?
Im Ngamer (23:24:05): you didn't wait for me?!
Im Ngamer (23:25:01): who's way out in front? Wabs?
durrkmeister (23:25:06): no
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:06): Me jon
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:08): Me and durk
durrkmeister (23:25:08): me and BloodE
Im Ngamer (23:25:18): Durk knows about the Contests?
Im Ngamer (23:25:22): I don't understand how!
Im Ngamer (23:25:53): are we IMing answers to Fal?
durrkmeister (23:25:55): no
durrkmeister (23:25:56): in chat

BadassFal (23:25:25): #8.
BadassFal (23:25:58): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
durrkmeister (23:25:15): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:15): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
megawabs (23:25:16): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
BadassFal (23:26:23): jon voted "clark" to me
Im Ngamer (23:26:42): hope I was right!
Im Ngamer (23:28:33): I was expecting these questions to be a little harder
Im Ngamer (23:28:44): but I guess that's why everyone is scoring

BadassFal (23:28:50): #9.
BadassFal (23:30:04): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
durrkmeister (23:30:19): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
octoinky (23:30:20): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn
FrenzyFro (23:30:21): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
BadassFal (23:30:31): Im Ngamer (23:30:23): what am I doing?
BadassFal (23:30:43): Im Ngamer (23:30:28): I'm playing Euro KotH!
Im Ngamer (23:30:46): that was an odd "question"
Im Ngamer (23:30:57): I don't quite see the Contest connection

BadassFal (23:33:45): #10.
BadassFal (23:34:30): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
octoinky (23:34:44): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
BloodE of Sorrow (23:34:47): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
TheBigBossman007 (23:34:47): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
BadassFal (23:34:59): Im Ngamer (23:34:46): ok, I will
BadassFal (23:34:59): Im Ngamer (23:34:56): but what's the question?

Im Ngamer (23:38:25): I think I scored on those last 3
BloodE of Sorrow (23:38:32): Jon you're a comedy legend
ID #111
Occurred: Jun 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.886/4 (35 votes)
octoinky (23:11:00): FUCKING PENGUINS
ID #563
Occurred: 30 Jun 2012
Submitted: 30 Jun 2012, 4:39 PM
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Rating: 2.909/4 (11 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:09 PM): YES
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:09 PM): PR!
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:11 PM): Silo 00A 1:32
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:18 PM): Man I'm on FIRE right now
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:22 PM): HUGE PR
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:48 PM): Um
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:48 PM): Or not
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:51 PM): Pretend i never said that
GoldenJimbo007 (10:36:01 PM): I was playing AGENT that entire time, the ultimate fuckover imo
carathornpd (10:36:07 PM): LOL JIMBO
Rshepherd1000 (10:36:09 PM): LOL
ID #451
Occurred: 28 Nov 2007
Submitted: 29 Nov 2007, 3:31 AM
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Rating: 2.040/4 (25 votes)
Neo26988 (6:07:50 PM): Golden Compass soon
Neo26988 (6:07:58 PM): Fucking TV News spoiled the last book for me
Neo26988 (6:08:00 PM): Cunts.
Neo26988 (6:08:47 PM): They're like
Neo26988 (6:09:01 PM): "The movie is causing controversy among Christan groups because *******"
Neo26988 (6:09:02 PM): I'm like
Neo26988 (6:09:06 PM): 'WTF? I didn't want to know that."
rshepherd1000 (6:09:34 PM): could be worse
Neo26988 (6:09:41 PM): How so
rshepherd1000 (6:09:42 PM): you could name your teddy bear mohammed
Neo26988 (6:09:48 PM): Why would I do that
rshepherd1000 (6:09:59 PM): have you not heard about that
rshepherd1000 (6:10:33 PM): some british schoolteacher in sudan
rshepherd1000 (6:10:45 PM): classmates name their class teddy bear mohammed
rshepherd1000 (6:10:56 PM): teacher obv facing prison now for blasphemy
CieloAzor (6:11:33 PM): argh, I hope they hang that motherfucker!
CieloAzor (6:11:40 PM): so pissed!
Im Ngamer (6:12:32 PM): that's almost as offensive as when they named a Mexican Jesus
ID #569
Occurred: 21 Feb 2013
Submitted: 23 Feb 2013, 6:45 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (10 votes)
*Jimbo's been bragging about his new 100M internet connection on facebook*
Infil1212 (3:57:13 AM): he gets university internet at his house? how?
isthatagoodt (3:57:30 AM): the ISP has the infrastructure to support 100M but charges 10x more for it
isthatagoodt (3:57:47 AM): so normally jim buys a really cheap plan because he's cheap. instead he's pretending Ritch lives with him so he can get the student rate
wheatrich (4:10:20 AM): pretty sure those crying tears I'm hearing are infil's
TopRogue7 (4:11:51 AM): infil immediately moving to steal rach from jim
Infil1212 (4:13:13 AM): there are some things i wouldn't do, even for good internet
isthatagoodt (4:13:31 AM): well, would you pay $100/month for 100M down/50M up?
Infil1212 (4:14:19 AM): uhh... yes? lol
isthatagoodt (4:14:25 AM): well then
isthatagoodt (4:14:28 AM): jim has that option, but instead he's taking $10/mo
isthatagoodt (4:15:00 AM): but you're saying you wouldn't even do that when your only other option is what you have NOW?
Infil1212 (4:15:14 AM): no, the thing i wouldn't do for good internet is date rachel
Infil1212 (4:15:18 AM): as per youse
isthatagoodt (4:15:37 AM): ohhhhh
isthatagoodt (4:15:40 AM): i didnt read youse's line
Infil1212 (4:15:48 AM): few people do
HistoricToast (4:16:23 AM): can't believe the amount of disrespect on show here
HistoricToast (4:16:37 AM): for rach, for youse
isthatagoodt (4:16:47 AM): ehh, in Ritch's case
isthatagoodt (4:16:50 AM): she LOST the respect
isthatagoodt (4:16:58 AM): ....about 4 seconds after she stepped in here the first time
Infil1212 (4:17:04 AM): hi, my name is rachel
Infil1212 (4:17:10 AM): would you like to hear about my vaginal piercings?
isthatagoodt (4:17:26 AM): p much verbatim
HistoricToast (4:17:44 AM): p much masturbatin'
HistoricToast (4:18:33 AM): just thinking about those sweet sweet pussy lips dangling long, stretched from the weight of large metallic objects pincering her vapid flesh
wheatrich (4:18:52 AM): ok bloode gets the dreaded ignore
Infil1212 (4:19:17 AM): ffs
neo26988 (4:19:30 AM): ...
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