Random Quotes

Im Ngamer (3:05:29 AM): FW, great attempt though! you were right in the running today
Im Ngamer (3:05:48 AM): were in the final 3, along with kat's comment on kingpin
Im Ngamer (3:06:00 AM): I liked them all, so someone else made the final decision
katslover42 (3:06:20 AM): Damn you, YE.
katslover42 (3:06:25 AM): I could have been two ahead of Come.
failurewarningV1 (3:06:39 AM): *shakes fist*
katslover42 (3:07:12 AM): *slides dick into FW's fist...sneakily*

Stickmansam 1024 (4:18:14 PM): This speed runs wiki
Stickmansam 1024 (4:35:37 PM): we need a very sweet and simple umbrella term
Stickmansam 1024 (4:35:57 PM): "Speed Demos Wiki" <- no, but about this snappy
MistahBlondePD (5:00:21 PM): methodgaming.com
BloodE of Sorrow (5:00:30 PM): uhm
BloodE of Sorrow (5:00:38 PM): that'd be weird, method gaming
BloodE of Sorrow (5:00:59 PM): "in order to improve my score at rescue, I am going to area 51 to rescue an alien myself"

*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count

COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo1337 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo1337 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*

holycatholique (12:05:45 AM): argh
holycatholique (12:06:01 AM): cat on keybaord
Im Ngamer (12:06:07 AM): ha!
holycatholique (12:06:16 AM): butt was on spacebar
Im Ngamer (12:06:37 AM): yeah, OD was on my computer for a bit last night as well
Im Ngamer (12:06:49 AM): remember those five minutes when all I talked about was Alpo?
Im Ngamer (12:06:55 AM): well now you know

Im Ngamer (4:52:10 PM): Sammy!
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:16 PM): yo
Im Ngamer (4:52:21 PM): imagine for a minute that you ran mariokart64.com
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:28 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaah
Im Ngamer (4:52:41 PM): did your brain just explode?
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:11 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:15 PM): caught most of it

octoinky (7:13:37 PM): jean text messaged me asking if he won
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:55 PM): sms
octoinky (7:14:37 PM): what does SMS stand for?
Neo1337 (7:14:46 PM): Short Message System or something.
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:47 PM): short messaging system or something
Neo1337 (7:14:53 PM): rofl
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:53 PM): rofl
megawabs (7:14:54 PM): lol
Neo1337 (7:14:55 PM): lmfgao

Im Ngamer (1:50:09 PM): oh, hello there Dayle
Im Ngamer (1:50:13 PM): didn't see you sneak in
Blueline Goddess (1:50:26 PM): I'm like a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:33 PM): you are a fox!
COME as u r337 (1:50:52 PM): *crawls into Dayle's foxhole*
COME as u r337 (1:50:54 PM): >.>
Blueline Goddess (1:51:29 PM): o.O
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:29 PM): By the way Jonathanan,I never asked you, which do you prefer...
BloodE of Sorrow (1:50:34 PM): Lock Stock... or Snatch?
Im Ngamer (1:52:46 PM): I like them both, but rate Snatch a little higher
COME as u r337 (1:53:13 PM): Are you talking about Dayle's holes too, Jon?
COME as u r337 (1:53:14 PM): O.o

Im Ngamer (1:26:47 AM): Third, ready to play The Game?
Thiradell (1:27:06 AM): sure
Im Ngamer (1:28:07 AM): okay, the game is called "Is That A Sin?"
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): I'll give you a set of circumstances
Im Ngamer (1:28:23 AM): and you tell me if it would be a sin or not
Thiradell (1:28:24 AM): cool
Thiradell (1:28:25 AM): sounds fun
Im Ngamer (1:59:58 AM): * vaginal sex, but you're the last two people on earth and there's no pastor to marry you and you're married in your own mind
Thiradell (2:00:14 AM): that's fine
Im Ngamer (2:02:49 AM): * anal sex, but you're on a deserted island for 5 years and married in your own mind. (also it's two men)
Thiradell (2:02:56 AM): lol
Thiradell (2:02:56 AM): a sin
Thiradell (2:03:01 AM): (also it's two men)
Thiradell (2:03:05 AM): (you know)
Thiradell (2:03:08 AM): (changes things a little bit)

(11:31:41 PM) GoldeneyeGuy007 has left the room.
(very long pause here)
Neo1337 (11:47:43 PM): ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Im Ngamer (11:48:02 PM): OMG, someone get Neo some help, quick!
Im Ngamer (11:48:11 PM): I think he just went into a comma!