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ID #464
Occurred: 6 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:13 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (24 votes)
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dragondragon18 (3:11:58 AM): looks like i'm flying out to chicago on friday
Neo26988 (3:12:05 AM): how come
COME as u r337 (3:12:25 AM): probably on a plane!
COME as u r337 (3:12:26 AM): ohoho
ID #558
Occurred: 27 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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*NASCAR crash sets the track on fire during the Daytona 500*
(22:36:59) wheatrich: track's kinda destroyed over there
(22:37:05) GoldenJimbo007: Destroyed and it's late and it's MONDAY
(22:37:07) wheatrich: and JET FUEL + sparks
(22:46:30) isthatagoodt: surely they're still an hour from racing again if they do
(22:46:35) Karl Dark 64: anyone injured?
(22:47:00) GoldenJimbo007: No confirmed injuries
(22:49:11) Karl Dark 64: my dick injured your mum last night
(22:51:13) ShadowZeroPD: it probably injured her eye sight when she strained them to see it
ID #329
Occurred: May 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.929/4 (28 votes)
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*following a heated debate on religion and beliefs*
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:28 PM): well... it doesn't really matter what you believe until everything in the universe has been fully explained
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:31 PM): which will never happen
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:34 PM): thats my belief
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:54 PM): besides... it's our minds that creates the universe in a way
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:56 PM): SZ is a philosopher
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:26 PM): well... I'm fascinated over why anything exists at all
Regular Civilian (7:13:36 PM): This is what he's like when Sam isn't around.
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:50 PM): well, why are we all here?
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:56 PM): it makes no logical sense really
RyanWhiteGoose (7:14:10 PM): what did God plan on achieving by creating things?
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:30 PM): the obvious question would be, who created god?
*SZ continues for a bit longer until...*
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Curbstomp41 (7:19:45 PM): you guys have interesting conversations
ShadowZeroPD (7:20:08 PM): my penis had an interesting conversation with din mor's vagina last night
ID #343
Occurred: Jun 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.310/4 (29 votes)
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OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:34): cousin graduated
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:38): yeah kinda lame
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:58): he beat me by a week
CieloAzor (23:42:37): To get back at him, you should beat him...with fists!
CieloAzor (23:42:44): For a week!
ID #554
Occurred: 4 Dec 2011
Submitted: 5 Dec 2011, 10:57 PM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:41 PM): I won a few spelling bees in my time
wheatrich (8:36:04 PM): Jim was also the only participant
CieloAzor (8:36:20 PM): I was thinking he competed with his family
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): 3rd/4th/5th grade bees obv
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:36 PM): I choked 8th grade
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:39 PM): on DESPAIR of all words
Infil12 (8:37:06 PM): how deliciously ironic
wheatrich (8:37:07 PM): despear DUH
CieloAzor (8:37:30 PM): despare
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:30 PM): .... Despair?
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:33 PM): Despare
Infil12 (8:37:38 PM): lol
Infil12 (8:37:43 PM): way to confuse him d00ds
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:48 PM): f4gs
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:52 PM): I'm not in the right mind
Infil12 (8:38:18 PM): i could sure go for an eclair right now
ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #415
Occurred: 1 Mar 2007
Submitted: 1 Mar 2007, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 2.154/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (7:41:23 PM): back!
Im Ngamer (7:41:34 PM): good news Elite!
Im Ngamer (7:41:40 PM): just downloaded...
Im Ngamer (7:41:50 PM): Super Mario World!
Im Ngamer (7:41:57 PM): *fists BloodE in success*
CieloAzor (7:42:37 PM): Oh man.
CieloAzor (7:42:44 PM): Poor Blood.
ID #182
Occurred: Aug 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.889/4 (27 votes)
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how about use your bike or else sell it.

other options
- let a bird fly you to your destination
- hitchhike
- invent a travel machine such as in the movie The Fly
- convert your complaining energy into moving energy

~ Wouter on insane gas prices
ID #346
Occurred: Jun 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.923/4 (26 votes)
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StvnHaley (1:07:17 AM): integrals are about the hardest thing we are doing this year
octoinky (1:07:37 AM): we did some pretty monster integrals a while back
CieloAzor (1:07:59 AM): Me and indefinite integrals are like BloodE and girls.
CieloAzor (1:08:05 AM): I wouldn't know what to do with one if I had one.
ID #21
Occurred: Apr 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:10:31 AM): Nope. I'm Ares.
CieloAzor (12:10:40 AM): Hopefully you mentioned me.
COME as u r337 (12:14:45 AM): Was Ares the god of STDs?
CieloAzor (12:15:31 AM): I think that was Herpes.
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