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ID #453
Occurred: 9 Dec 2007
Submitted: 10 Dec 2007, 8:04 PM
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Rating: 2.917/4 (24 votes)
CieloAzor (9:56:52 PM): yeah, remember when Come had the best team in the league and I was fighting to stay out of last
CieloAzor (9:56:56 PM): cause I don't
Im Ngamer (9:58:47 PM): come now, you were 1-3 and your only win was against Boss, then considered the worst in the league
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 PM): let's not get TOO overconfident in how overconfident you were!
wheatrich (9:59:34 PM): Q's overconfident right now!
DKK5 (9:59:57 PM): I'm not very confident in his overconfidence
Infil12 (10:00:10 PM): i was fairly confident in bed last night
Infil12 (10:00:15 PM): DK's mor agreed!
DKK5 (10:00:27 PM): She told you that in confidence Infil!
DKK5 (10:00:43 PM): You're not a very good confidant
Infil12 (10:00:47 PM): wow
Infil12 (10:00:51 PM): i'm getting schooled by DK
Infil12 (10:00:53 PM): time to shut up!
ID #49
Occurred: Dec 28 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
Cereal Fetish (2:13:46 PM): Why did my closed captioning say "Top of sexual sexual"
COME as u r337 (2:13:58 PM): what are you watching?
Cereal Fetish (2:14:08 PM): Cowboys/Saints
COME as u r337 (2:14:49 PM): the guys in the closed captioning booth must be watching pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:14:59 PM): that would be the best job ever
COME as u r337 (2:15:07 PM): to do closed captioning for pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:15:14 PM): (moaning)
COME as u r337 (2:15:21 PM): (moaning louder)
COME as u r337 (2:15:32 PM): (grunting)
ID #153
Occurred: Jul 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.552/4 (29 votes)
(18:09:51) Stickmansam 1024: How could I not be in the scopinfo contest?
(18:09:59) Stickmansam 1024: I played TS2 once, a long time ago
(18:10:05) Fabien "Wabs" Malavel: mostly astrolander ;-)
(18:10:03) Stickmansam 1024: OH MAN I SOLD TS2
(18:10:10) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I CAN NEVER PLAY ASTROLANDER AGAIN
(18:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
(18:10:19) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: see Sam?
(18:10:23) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: told you you'd regret it
(18:10:25) Stickmansam 1024: THAT'S WHY I WAS KEEPING IT
(18:10:29) Stickmansam 1024: NOW I REMEMBER
(18:10:32) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: haha
(18:10:37) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: always comes back to bite you
(18:10:48) Stickmansam 1024: Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurses
(18:11:16) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: quick, go buy it back for twice as much as you sold it for!
(18:11:20) Stickmansam 1024: hell no
(18:11:46) Stickmansam 1024: Mental note, never sell videogames ever again
ID #579
Occurred: 18 Aug 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:36 PM
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Rating: 3.286/4 (7 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (6:26:32 PM): Re: depression topic
GoldenJimbo007 (6:26:40 PM): Pretty sure money would cure all depression I ever faced
Infilament (6:27:00 PM): jim, don't say meaningless stuff like that
Infilament (6:27:18 PM): there's no precedent in human history for that statement
DrInvertigone (6:27:24 PM): No, Ricky. He's right. Pretty sure a girlfriend would cure all depresion *I* ever faced.
Infilament (6:27:40 PM): sigh
Thiradell (7:00:06 PM): if you have a relationship that lasts at all, and that relationship ends, you will feel worse than you ever have before
Infilament (7:01:12 PM): have you experienced heartbreak to this extent?
DrInvertigone (7:02:07 PM): Yes. Constant rejection by women. By even men, to a lesser extent. Getting passed over when I applied for jobs. Other heartbreak: 2003 NLCS, Super Bowl 41, 2010 NFC Championship, 2013 Week 17, 2014 Western Conference Final Game 7.

Infilament (7:43:39 PM): alec do you think there is no deeper level of heartbreak possible than you've experienced?
DrInvertigone (7:43:56 PM): Oh, there is, but I might as well face it since I've faced a lot already.
Thiradell (7:44:01 PM): yikes
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:07 PM): that makes absolutely no sense
Thiradell (7:44:15 PM): might as well chop my arm off since I got a papercut
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:19 PM): lol

GoldenJimbo007 (8:31:52 PM): Corey I was almost offended when you listed sports near-misses as depression
DrInvertigone (8:33:04 PM): Your favorite team won in 2010. I wasn't alive in eighty-five!
Infilament (8:33:18 PM): says the guy who LITERALLY just lived through two championships for his favorite team
dragondragon18 (8:33:25 PM): but you were alive for the blackhawks stanley cup champs
DrInvertigone (8:33:27 PM): *Second favorite team.
Infilament (8:33:37 PM): okay, sorry, second favorite team
Infilament (8:33:39 PM): i'm really sorry for you
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:22 PM): Corey, I'll take you to a Brewers vs Athletics world series game this year
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:26 PM): Will you not be depressed then?
DrInvertigone (8:35:54 PM): It'll be off my bucket list. It'll give me temporary happiness, but eventually, maybe weeks or days later, I'll sink back into my sewer.
Infilament (8:36:11 PM): now replace "attend a world series game" with "be in a relationship"
Infilament (8:36:18 PM): and your statement EXACTLY applies the same way
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:10 PM): A fat bitchy republican girlfriend will do the same to you
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): Eventually you will slap her for burning your macaroni and cheese
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:25 PM): And you'll fight/argue and she'll break up with you
DrInvertigone (8:36:40 PM): Depends how Republican we are talking here.
Infilament (8:37:06 PM): lol
Infilament (8:37:18 PM): alec would never date a staunch right-wing girl?
DrInvertigone (8:37:37 PM): You could be conservative. Just don't be crazy.
Infilament (8:37:54 PM): aha! i found out alec's bottom line
Infilament (8:38:01 PM): any girl, as long as you're not a crazy conservative
GoldenJimbo007 (8:38:09 PM): Or Rachel
GoldenJimbo007 (8:38:55 PM): "So now he'd date me?" ~ Ritch (she was sitting behind Jim reading Chat)
DrInvertigone (8:39:21 PM): Well I wouldn't date her if I had already been in a relationship, but I'd date her to be my first to get it out of the way.
dragondragon18 (8:39:31 PM): wow
GoldenJimbo007 (8:39:42 PM): Rachel just went into fight mode lol
GoldenJimbo007 (8:39:45 PM): Holy shit I'm dying here
dragondragon18 (8:39:46 PM): lol
ID #417
Occurred: 11 Mar 2007
Submitted: 12 Mar 2007, 1:24 AM
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Rating: 2.880/4 (25 votes)
holycatholique: rats
holycatholique: these silly little online polls don't believe me
holycatholique: they don't believe that my email is a@a.com
dragondragon18: heh
holycatholique: and that my zip is 11111
dragondragon18: i always use a@hotmail.com
holycatholique: I should be more creative
octoinky: dontemailme@yousuck.com
octoinky: thiswontgettome@aol.com
holycatholique: a@omfgimgivingyoumyemail.cx
dragondragon18: callphilmcanna@5554323921.com
holycatholique: hahahaha
dragondragon18: theyreallygonnalaugh@you.com
holycatholique: userealinfo@omfgfakeinfo.gov
holycatholique: that's one that I used at CSU once
holycatholique: yeah, they called me the next day
holycatholique: :/
octoinky: hahah
holycatholique: they called my cell too
holycatholique: 911.666.1337
octoinky: rofl
ID #253
Occurred: Dec 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.419/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (7:27:52 PM): I'll take them right after I eat this
Im Ngamer (7:27:54 PM): burger!
COME as u r337 (7:28:01 PM): i've figured out jons diet
COME as u r337 (7:28:11 PM): burgers, pizza, mcdonalds, subway
Neo26988 (7:28:20 PM): When does he eat cock?
COME as u r337 (7:28:32 PM): "The Boss Tour.avi"
ID #109
Occurred: Jun 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.323/4 (31 votes)
GEmile 007: you can do 2 midterms over again if you fucked them up, in one semester
GEmile 007: I redo midterms physics and maths
NathanStinson: to need to redo
NathanStinson: nice
GEmile 007: I wanna redo kats as well
OLLE boll e007: lol
OLLE boll e007: I bet lee wouldn't like that
ID #129
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.033/4 (30 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (15:39:38): Cerv One?
Stickmansam 1024 (15:39:42): Is there a Cerv Two?
megawabs (15:45:24): hopefully there's only one sam...
ID #139
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.821/4 (28 votes)
~ Derek Clark
ID #149
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.933/4 (30 votes)
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