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ID #73
Occurred: Apr 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.362/4 (47 votes)
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(1:06:49 AM) ParagonX9 has entered the room.
ParagonX9 (1:09:51 AM): i can't believe you guys pussied out and deleted the pd/ge forums
ParagonX9 (1:10:16 AM): sure you guys run the-elite.net and feel free to shut it down or whatever if it costs you money
ParagonX9 (1:11:01 AM): you guys can continue to have your borderline homosexual flirting conversations in general chat
ParagonX9 (1:11:32 AM): if you can't stand reading the forums or watching addicted nerds lie about n64 times then just ignore them
ParagonX9 (1:12:40 AM): i'm sure there were some people that still valued the forums and enjoyed the games for what they were, even if the people in control had grown jaded
ParagonX9 (1:38:06 AM): HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FUCK
ParagonX9 (1:38:12 AM): IT"S APRIL FOOLS
ParagonX9 (1:38:13 AM): FUCK
ParagonX9 (1:38:14 AM): ALL OF YOU
ParagonX9 (1:38:18 AM): i just got pwned
(1:38:20 AM) ParagonX9 has left the room.
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #79
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Nemesis7891: Go, Maryland!11!!!
*OnlineHost*: Nemesis7891 rolled Jimbo's mom over and fucked her ass
ID #465
Occurred: 3 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 8:18 PM
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Rating: 2.565/4 (23 votes)
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*during half-time of Super Bowl 42*
COME as u r337 (6:56:02 PM): good first half
COME as u r337 (6:56:15 PM): now, who wants to pick a Petty song?
COME as u r337 (6:56:18 PM): First song will be...
COME as u r337 (6:56:23 PM): Runnin Down A Dream
Im Ngamer (6:56:38 PM): sorry Come, I don't make petty bets
ID #274
Occurred: Feb 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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(18:57:44) comeasur: She's a retard then.
(18:58:38) Ngamer: is that how you answered all your math word problems, Come?
(18:58:55) comeasur: The ones where the people were retards, jon.
(18:59:02) Ngamerr: "Harry is trying to use 2 jugs to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
(18:59:08) Ngamer: "he's a retard, case closed"
(18:59:25) comeasur: Well, it would depend on the jugs.
(18:59:30) Stickmansam 1024: "Harry has become distracted by 2 jugs while trying to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
ID #145
Occurred: Nov 23 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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My 0:03 Duel was probably going to be 0:05, but I used lookdown to save a couple seconds.
~ Tyler Probert
ID #288
Occurred: Mar 25 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.115/4 (26 votes)
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octoinky (21:28:22): the notebook wasn't that bad
octoinky (21:28:26): *runs*
BloodE of Sorrow (21:28:28): isn't notebook a chick flick
BloodE of Sorrow (21:28:33): i haven't seen it.
CieloAzor (21:28:34): Notebook was GOOD.
Im Ngamer (21:28:36): yeah Blood, but it's ok to like it
Im Ngamer (21:28:41): as long as you also like MEN
CieloAzor (21:28:48): It's OB's favorite movie!
ID #329
Occurred: May 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.929/4 (28 votes)
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*following a heated debate on religion and beliefs*
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:28 PM): well... it doesn't really matter what you believe until everything in the universe has been fully explained
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:31 PM): which will never happen
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:34 PM): thats my belief
ShadowZeroPD (7:12:54 PM): besides... it's our minds that creates the universe in a way
RyanWhiteGoose (7:12:56 PM): SZ is a philosopher
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:26 PM): well... I'm fascinated over why anything exists at all
Regular Civilian (7:13:36 PM): This is what he's like when Sam isn't around.
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:50 PM): well, why are we all here?
RyanWhiteGoose (7:13:56 PM): it makes no logical sense really
RyanWhiteGoose (7:14:10 PM): what did God plan on achieving by creating things?
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:30 PM): the obvious question would be, who created god?
*SZ continues for a bit longer until...*
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Curbstomp41 (7:19:45 PM): you guys have interesting conversations
ShadowZeroPD (7:20:08 PM): my penis had an interesting conversation with din mor's vagina last night
ID #451
Occurred: 28 Nov 2007
Submitted: 29 Nov 2007, 3:31 AM
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Rating: 2.040/4 (25 votes)
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Neo1337 (6:07:50 PM): Golden Compass soon
Neo1337 (6:07:58 PM): Fucking TV News spoiled the last book for me
Neo1337 (6:08:00 PM): Cunts.
Neo1337 (6:08:47 PM): They're like
Neo1337 (6:09:01 PM): "The movie is causing controversy among Christan groups because *******"
Neo1337 (6:09:02 PM): I'm like
Neo1337 (6:09:06 PM): 'WTF? I didn't want to know that."
rshepherd1000 (6:09:34 PM): could be worse
Neo1337 (6:09:41 PM): How so
rshepherd1000 (6:09:42 PM): you could name your teddy bear mohammed
Neo1337 (6:09:48 PM): Why would I do that
rshepherd1000 (6:09:59 PM): have you not heard about that
rshepherd1000 (6:10:33 PM): some british schoolteacher in sudan
rshepherd1000 (6:10:45 PM): classmates name their class teddy bear mohammed
rshepherd1000 (6:10:56 PM): teacher obv facing prison now for blasphemy
CieloAzor (6:11:33 PM): argh, I hope they hang that motherfucker!
CieloAzor (6:11:40 PM): so pissed!
Im Ngamer (6:12:32 PM): that's almost as offensive as when they named a Mexican Jesus
ID #208
Occurred: 5 Oct 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.360/4 (25 votes)
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(01:50:11) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: It's really creepy to listen to the lyrics of "Polly" by Nirvana, knowing that it's about rape.
(01:50:21) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Or, a girl that was raped.
(01:50:42) Eric "Drag" Tapani: its as if you're raping her yourself
(01:50:42) Ngamer: is Rape Me easier to listen to?
(01:50:53) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Rape Me isn't about rape.
(01:51:17) Ngamer: wait, is Polly about a parrot?
(01:51:22) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: No.
(01:51:30) Ngamer: ...insane!
(01:51:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: is Rape Me about a parrot?
(01:51:37) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: No.
(01:51:46) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: then which one IS about the parrot?
(01:52:03) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Smells Like Teen Spirit
(01:52:22) Ngamer: Smells Like Ten Parrots
(01:52:27) Ngamer: was the original title
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