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ID #33
Occurred: Jan 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.567/4 (30 votes)
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FoodsHoverCage (1:24:51 PM): Haircut, work, sleep, all that good stuff
(1:25:00 PM) FoodsHoverCage has left the room.
Im Ngamer (1:25:11 PM): 1:30 in the aft and he's already thinking about sleep
COME as u r337 (1:25:40 PM): i slept horribly.. it was too hot in here, but when i opened the window it was either rainy or cold
failurewarningV1 (1:26:24 PM): or that wierd man in the trenchcoat kept looking in
COME as u r337 (1:26:32 PM): I'm on the 2nd floor.
COME as u r337 (1:26:37 PM): he'd have to be 14 feet tall.
Im Ngamer (1:26:58 PM): *puts away stilts*
COME as u r337 (1:27:20 PM): Jon, don't play with your sex toys in front of the children
COME as u r337 (1:28:43 PM): you don't wanna know where he "puts them away"
COME as u r337 (1:29:02 PM): just realise that it requires a lot of grease and an air cannon
ID #489
Occurred: 14 Jun 2008
Submitted: 15 Jun 2008, 12:55 AM
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Rating: 3.217/4 (23 votes)
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[23:11] DKK5: Now it's time for everyone's favorite
[23:11] DKK5: Preds!
[23:11] boxerorange1337: 63
[23:11] NgamerAtWork: 63
[23:12] NgamerAtWork: who got to 63 first?
[23:12] Infil12: boxer did
[23:12] BluelineGoddess: I have boxer first
[23:12] DKK5: Total votes...
[23:13] DKK5: 63!
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: oh my
[23:13] IVI4RK: jon owned
[23:13] NgamerAtWork: son of a
[23:13] CieloAzor: vondruke
[23:13] Infil12: jon got pwned
[23:13] Neo26988: haha
[23:13] Infil12: that deserves a chat-wide agd, imo
[23:13] Infil12: agd
[23:13] CieloAzor: agd
[23:13] BluelineGoddess: agd
[23:13] DKK5: agd
[23:14] NgamerAtWork: anyways, you guys wouldn't be laughing so hard if you knew I was literally crying right now
[23:14] Neo26988: No
[23:14] Mr Koopa: No Jon
[23:14] Neo26988: We'd be laughing harder !
[23:14] wheatrich: now I'm laughing harder jon
[23:14] BluelineGoddess: I'd be laughing MORE Jon
[23:15] CieloAzor: I'd be laughing so hard that I'd be crying too
[23:15] Neo26988: XFD @ 4 in a row
[23:15] BluelineGoddess: *h5 wheat*
ID #468
Occurred: 11 Feb 2008
Submitted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:33 PM
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Rating: 2.455/4 (22 votes)
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dragondragon18 (11:55:22 PM): I think Woll is hitting on you, Illu! Run!
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:26 PM): That's not Woll. Woll's board name is "GoldenGreg007." That was Matis. His board name is "Matabird." 1+2=3 and the vowels are A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y.
MotoXRider31 (11:55:54 PM): Goose is trying to teach! Everyone, take cover!
Blueline Goddess (11:55:57 PM): As long as Goose doesn't try to teach sex education, we'll all be fine.
ID #115
Occurred: 10 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (02:23:25): http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1732699
Stickmansam 1024 (02:34:54): SCIENCE COOKING?
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:07): Never have two words sounded so good together
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:19): Except perhaps "The reactor-!"
katslover42 (02:35:34): "Who are-!"
COME as u r337 (02:35:47): Heh
Obfuscation314 (02:35:59): "That's not-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:06): "But surely-!"
katslover42 (02:36:30): "The goggles-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:51): "My suit-!"
katslover42 (02:37:00): "No, don't-!"
katslover42 (02:37:12): "Not my-!"
katslover42 (02:37:37): "The blowfish-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:01): heheheheh
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:11): we spent an entire evening thinking these up actually
katslover42 (02:38:13): "This orgasm-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:38:22): "Something smells-!"
katslover42 (02:38:49): "Poison lip-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:10): "Dead? But-"
katslover42 (02:39:11): "Blood in-!"
katslover42 (02:39:33): "We found-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:39:49): "The government-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:49): "My eyes-!"
katslover42 (02:39:59): "Life ends-!"
katslover42 (02:40:37): "John McClain-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:41:08): "McClane, you-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:42:16): "Luthor? But-"
katslover42 (02:42:45): "Kryptonite Condom-!"
katslover42 (02:46:14): "I'm allergic-!"
COME as u r337 (02:46:21): I have one for YE...
COME as u r337 (02:46:31): "Control, Alt,-!"
katslover42 (02:46:57): "The Ring-!"
katslover42 (02:48:13): "Captain, we've-!"
ID #385
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 26 Aug 2006, 6:55 PM
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Rating: 2.652/4 (23 votes)
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BadassFal (22:48:59): Tonights KOTH is a...
BadassFal (22:49:13): Elite Summer Contest Trivia!
BadassFal (22:49:42): all answers will need to be sent via IM
BadassFal (22:51:46): I was going to do the copycat koth but there is one flaw
BadassFal (22:52:19): Well i'll leave the decision to you guys
BadassFal (22:52:34): Its either Summer Contest or Copycat!
BloodE of Sorrow (22:52:43): copycat!
BadassFal (22:53:13): ok, i will go with copycat
BadassFal (22:53:59): Basically i am going to type a sentence and you must write it out exactly as i have

*much later*
Im Ngamer (23:23:44): back!
Im Ngamer (23:23:54): alright Euros, let's start this KotH!
durrkmeister (23:23:57): um
durrkmeister (23:23:59): start?
BloodE of Sorrow (23:23:58): its started jon
BloodE of Sorrow (23:24:01): a loooong time ago
Im Ngamer (23:24:02): wha?
Im Ngamer (23:24:05): you didn't wait for me?!
Im Ngamer (23:25:01): who's way out in front? Wabs?
durrkmeister (23:25:06): no
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:06): Me jon
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:08): Me and durk
durrkmeister (23:25:08): me and BloodE
Im Ngamer (23:25:18): Durk knows about the Contests?
Im Ngamer (23:25:22): I don't understand how!
Im Ngamer (23:25:53): are we IMing answers to Fal?
durrkmeister (23:25:55): no
durrkmeister (23:25:56): in chat

BadassFal (23:25:25): #8.
BadassFal (23:25:58): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
durrkmeister (23:25:15): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:15): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
megawabs (23:25:16): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
BadassFal (23:26:23): jon voted "clark" to me
Im Ngamer (23:26:42): hope I was right!
Im Ngamer (23:28:33): I was expecting these questions to be a little harder
Im Ngamer (23:28:44): but I guess that's why everyone is scoring

BadassFal (23:28:50): #9.
BadassFal (23:30:04): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
durrkmeister (23:30:19): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
octoinky (23:30:20): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn
FrenzyFro (23:30:21): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
BadassFal (23:30:31): Im Ngamer (23:30:23): what am I doing?
BadassFal (23:30:43): Im Ngamer (23:30:28): I'm playing Euro KotH!
Im Ngamer (23:30:46): that was an odd "question"
Im Ngamer (23:30:57): I don't quite see the Contest connection

BadassFal (23:33:45): #10.
BadassFal (23:34:30): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
octoinky (23:34:44): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
BloodE of Sorrow (23:34:47): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
TheBigBossman007 (23:34:47): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
BadassFal (23:34:59): Im Ngamer (23:34:46): ok, I will
BadassFal (23:34:59): Im Ngamer (23:34:56): but what's the question?

Im Ngamer (23:38:25): I think I scored on those last 3
BloodE of Sorrow (23:38:32): Jon you're a comedy legend
ID #51
Occurred: Dec 31 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (33 votes)
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ParagonX9 (6:02:37 PM): someone said this was their top choice for method of suicide
ParagonX9 (6:02:42 PM): "I'd inject a lethal amount of heroin into a clown, and then eat him."
ID #384
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 25 Aug 2006, 11:26 PM
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Rating: 2.583/4 (24 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:20 AM): well I mean
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:27 AM): I guess I kind of want a gf
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:28 AM): but like
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:32 AM): you can't push it
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:35 AM): it just has to happen
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:40 AM): so I could be waiting a long while
l34ss l3oost (12:23:42 AM): precisely
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:49 AM): well, I guess its just like playing frigate
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:54 AM): you can't play for so long
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:57 AM): then keep going
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:01 AM): I mean, it just happens
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:05 AM): can't force it out
l34ss l3oost (12:24:55 AM): just dont blow the bug throw when it happens
ID #433
Occurred: 28 Jun 2007
Submitted: 27 Jun 2007, 7:55 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (27 votes)
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octoinky (7:38:40 PM): lamest WR ever - mariokart level shortcut has 0.00
HistoricToast (7:38:46 PM): sounds lame
octoinky (7:38:50 PM): it was glitched
HistoricToast (7:38:55 PM): din mor was glitched
Rshepherd1000 (7:39:00 PM): your nonsense is making the chat lag bloode
HistoricToast (7:39:07 PM): din mor lagged
HistoricToast (7:39:19 PM): either or that or she came so hard that time itself slowed down
ID #104
Occurred: Jun 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.788/4 (33 votes)
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katslover42 (8:30:32 PM): Steve...going to take pics?
COME as u r337 (8:31:21 PM): Um.. if I have a chance
COME as u r337 (8:31:29 PM): we didn't have a camera when shade was here :(
COME as u r337 (8:32:49 PM): "SZ: I should've gotten pictures of me and Fal's mor"
COME as u r337 (8:32:54 PM): "OB: lololol"
COME as u r337 (8:33:01 PM): "Fal: :'("
Im Ngamer (8:33:18 PM): Shep: *idle*
COME as u r337 (8:34:42 PM): "Mark: ffs just lost 125 thou on AAKK342QJ"
COME as u r337 (8:33:17 PM): That's if this chat was 5 hours earlier
ID #346
Occurred: Jun 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.923/4 (26 votes)
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StvnHaley (1:07:17 AM): integrals are about the hardest thing we are doing this year
octoinky (1:07:37 AM): we did some pretty monster integrals a while back
CieloAzor (1:07:59 AM): Me and indefinite integrals are like BloodE and girls.
CieloAzor (1:08:05 AM): I wouldn't know what to do with one if I had one.
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