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ID #402
Occurred: 5 Dec 2006
Submitted: 5 Dec 2006, 4:28 AM
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Rating: 2.654/4 (26 votes)
FrenzyFro (1:18:29 AM): there's like 4000 wiis in all of Norway
FrenzyFro (1:19:38 AM): sucks to be in a country where everyone are PS fans
FrenzyFro (1:20:20 AM): *checks for last bus*
FrenzyFro (1:20:37 AM): *.... the night before*
FrenzyFro (1:21:08 AM): hmm, 11:45
FrenzyFro (1:21:15 AM): 10 hours in line isn't too bad
FrenzyFro (1:21:30 AM): if I bike, would the Wii fit in my backpack?
FrenzyFro (1:23:26 AM): Jon - could you measure your Wii?
Im Ngamer (1:23:38 AM): sure thing Fro
Im Ngamer (1:23:49 AM): let me get out my measuring stick here...
Im Ngamer (1:25:50 AM): ok, my Wii is 15 inches right now
Infil12 (1:25:53 AM): it won't fit.
Im Ngamer (1:26:01 AM): Fro, I think we could get it in...
Im Ngamer (1:26:08 AM): I don't promise it will be comfortable
Im Ngamer (1:26:51 AM): you might have to ride back hunched over, with a Wii in there
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): but if you start stretching and exercising now, it might not leave you exhausted
ID #474
Occurred: 8 Mar 2008
Submitted: 8 Mar 2008, 5:05 PM
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Rating: 0.955/4 (22 votes)
ShadowZeroPD (5:00:36 PM): home!
(5:00:36 PM) ShadowZeroPD has entered the room.
HistoricToast (5:00:42 PM): good work sz
RyanWhiteGoose (5:03:44 PM): thanks
RyanWhiteGoose (5:03:48 PM): but my name's not SZ
HistoricToast (5:03:52 PM): good one
RyanWhiteGoose (5:04:02 PM): thanks
RyanWhiteGoose (5:04:05 PM): but my name's not one
HistoricToast (5:04:16 PM): die goose
RyanWhiteGoose (5:04:26 PM): aww, I was hoping for "youre retarded"
RyanWhiteGoose (5:04:40 PM): and then I would have said "my name's not "retarded""!
HistoricToast (5:04:54 PM): and then you'd have scurried off to the qdb
RyanWhiteGoose (5:05:13 PM): yeah, well Im submitting this anyways
ID #20
Occurred: Apr 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
COME as u r337 (5:39:10 PM): They should make poison fortune cookies..
COME as u r337 (5:39:23 PM): and have the fortune say "You will die in 5...4...3...2...1..."
ID #570
Occurred: 27 Mar 2013
Submitted: 27 Mar 2013, 11:44 PM
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Rating: 2.778/4 (9 votes)
*Alec's trying to lose some weight*
(23:34:05) GoldenJimbo007: Corey you need a huge teaching on how calories work and what foods are good etc
(23:34:08) GoldenJimbo007: WHEN to eat etc
(23:34:23) DrInvertigone: Please do, Jim. I need to get in good shape.
(23:35:21) GoldenJimbo007: Alright
(23:35:23) GoldenJimbo007: lets start with the basics
(23:35:26) GoldenJimbo007: WHAT is a calorie
(23:35:30) GoldenJimbo007: Why is it important
(23:35:36) DKK5: lol quiz
(23:35:55) DrInvertigone: Obviously something you need to have. It gives you energy. You cannot consume more than 3500 in a day or you gain weight, same goes if you burn 3500 of them.
(23:36:08) DKK5: rofl
(23:36:08) GoldenJimbo007: A calorie is a unit of energy, sure
(23:36:20) GoldenJimbo007: There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat, that's where you're getting that from
(23:36:30) GoldenJimbo007: Units of energy that go unburned in your body get stored as body fat
(23:36:41) GoldenJimbo007: And extra units of energy needing to be burned are taken from your stored body fat
(23:36:52) GoldenJimbo007: Fat has the highest concentration of energy of any food group, with 9 calories per gram of it
(23:36:57) GoldenJimbo007: Carbs have 4, protein have 4
(23:37:05) GoldenJimbo007: meh I'm done
(23:37:36) Thiradell: lol
(23:37:42) DKK5: loooool
ID #444
Occurred: 5 Sep 2007
Submitted: 8 Sep 2007, 4:45 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (25 votes)
dragondragon18 (9:54:03 PM): you missed alecs gf yesterday, infil
Infil12 (9:54:13 PM): alec's gf?
Infil12 (9:54:26 PM): that can't stand for girlfriend
dragondragon18 (9:54:27 PM): supposedly!
DKK5 (9:54:41 PM): Alec doesn't even have an f
ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
ID #471
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
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Rating: 3.458/4 (24 votes)
* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo26988 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo26988 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo26988 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo26988 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo26988 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo26988 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo26988 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
ID #267
Occurred: Jan 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
spare35 (18:21:15): 28 bucks for system and 2 controllers
COME as u r337 (18:21:20): Nice.
spare35 (18:21:24): and cables, all that
spare35 (18:21:25): so yeah
COME as u r337 (18:21:32): Still need GE? or did you bring that with?
spare35 (18:21:35): the people i know here at school were telling me i should buy it too
spare35 (18:21:38): no i have my GE here
COME as u r337 (18:21:44): Do they know how good you are?
COME as u r337 (18:21:59): Do you walk up to chicks like "Hey babe, I was the GE Player of the Year in 2005"
spare35 (18:22:01): kinda, seen videos and that stuff
COME as u r337 (18:22:04): "Wanna fuck?"
spare35 (18:22:10): more or less, yeah
COME as u r337 (18:22:14): Nice.
COME as u r337 (18:22:18): So you're still a virgin?
spare35 (18:22:21): yeah :(
ID #34
Occurred: Jan 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
potato1man12 (11:39:22 PM): I have a house mix of jimmy crack corn
katslover42 (11:39:32 PM): I don't care.
ID #167
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.483/4 (29 votes)
l34ss l3oost (11:04:04 AM): i wish thomas would come on lol
l34ss l3oost (11:04:09 AM): hes like the best guy to talk to
COME as u r337 (11:04:17 AM): lol doesn't deserve that.
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