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ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #167
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.483/4 (29 votes)
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l34ss l3oost (11:04:04 AM): i wish thomas would come on lol
l34ss l3oost (11:04:09 AM): hes like the best guy to talk to
COME as u r337 (11:04:17 AM): lol doesn't deserve that.
ID #131
Occurred: Jul 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.067/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:17:51 PM): Expert VS marsh
FoodsHoverCage (11:17:56 PM): Ack
FoodsHoverCage (11:18:00 PM): You never give up
Im Ngamer (11:18:30 PM): they don't call me Tenacious J for nothing
Im Ngamer (11:18:45 PM): or at all, for that matter
ID #536
Occurred: 14 Sep 2010
Submitted: 15 Sep 2010, 2:22 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (14 votes)
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9:19:33 carathornpd: temped to post HEAR ME on jimbos last facebook update
9:19:37 BluelineGoddess: DO IT
9:19:43 carathornpd: done
9:19:46 carathornpd: ffs dayle
9:19:49 carathornpd: YOU MADE ME DO IT
9:19:49 newershadow: maybe that will get him in chat

9:19:38 Ngonhislaptop: Ritch, is the moped big enough for you both to ride?
9:19:46 rachielynn26: I didn't look much at it.
9:19:48 comeasur337: the moped isn't big enough for JIM
9:20:06 BluelineGoddess: lol Steve almost got me to spray water out my nose
9:20:19 carathornpd: WHAHAHAHAHA come
9:20:25 polyamorous527: ritch have jimbo ride the moped naked
9:20:29 polyamorous527: and take pictures
9:20:35 carathornpd: oh god
9:20:37 carathornpd: tyler pwn
9:21:04 thiradell: I'm pretty sure we could destroy any Jimbo status
9:21:06 thiradell: me Cara and Come

*later*
11:18:11: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
11:19:27 goldenjimbo007: welp
11:19:40 goldenjimbo007: No point in having a status on facebook for a while
ID #205
Occurred: Sep 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (18:00:08): the-elite.net - because you can't masturbate ALL the time
ID #57
Occurred: Jan 13 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.226/4 (31 votes)
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(11:31:41 PM) GoldeneyeGuy007 has left the room.
(very long pause here)
Neo26988 (11:47:43 PM): ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Im Ngamer (11:48:02 PM): OMG, someone get Neo some help, quick!
Im Ngamer (11:48:11 PM): I think he just went into a comma!
ID #213
Occurred: Oct 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (26 votes)
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Obfuscation314 (8:18:48 PM): That there, that's not me
Stickmansam 1024 (8:18:52 PM): radiohead
COME as u r337 (8:18:52 PM): Radiohead
Stickmansam 1024 (8:18:55 PM): pwned
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:04 PM): that extra shift key cost you, my friend
COME as u r337 (8:19:17 PM): its because you're PAL
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:21 PM): no
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:26 PM): it's because I look down
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:28 PM): at the keyboard
Stickmansam 1024 (8:19:31 PM): when I'm typing
ID #226
Occurred: Oct 24 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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CieloAzor (9:59:39 PM): Rosa Parks dead...as of now.
CieloAzor (9:59:50 PM): Rosa, we hardly knew ye.
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:55 PM): oh, unfortunate.
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:27 PM): *thinks of the first joke, but it's horrifyingly distasteful*
CieloAzor (10:00:58 PM): Oh, does that mean her seat is finally open?
COME as u r337 (10:01:24 PM): I wonder if she'll bitch about being put in the back of the cemetery, too.
COME as u r337 (10:02:39 PM): We're horrible.
ID #434
Occurred: 28 Jul 2007
Submitted: 28 Jul 2007, 6:49 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (25 votes)
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silver angel 797 (6:36:24 PM): I'm off to bed, good night everyone!
(6:36:33 PM) silver angel 797 has left the room.
J Eternia F (6:36:39 PM): same!
(6:36:41 PM) J Eternia F has left the room.
Rshepherd1000 (6:42:37 PM): same!
(6:42:41 PM) Rshepherd1000 has left the room.
DeathShang (6:42:57 PM): same!
(6:42:58 PM) DeathShang has left the room.
Stickmansam 1024 (6:45:30 PM): sam!
(6:45:32 PM) Stickmansam 1024 has left the room.
ID #543
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 2:42 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (12 votes)
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CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned
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