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ID #269
Occurred: Jan 22 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.069/4 (29 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (12:16:45 AM): How many levels have water in them?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:16:48 AM): Think very carefully.
Regular Civilian (12:16:56 AM): Dam
Regular Civilian (12:16:58 AM): Facility
Neo26988 (12:17:02 AM): Facility has water?
J Eternia F (12:17:03 AM): where?
Neo26988 (12:17:06 AM): Don't tell me you mean the toilet.
Regular Civilian (12:17:06 AM): toilet
Neo26988 (12:17:09 AM): FFS.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:17:09 AM): lol, yep.
Neo26988 (12:17:16 AM): You. Are. Gay.
Regular Civilian (12:17:20 AM): Deski.
Neo26988 (12:17:24 AM): SNOW HAS LIKE WATER IN IT
Neo26988 (12:17:29 AM): SO BOTH SURFACES
Neo26988 (12:17:38 AM): JUNGLE...THERE COULD BE DEW EVERWHERE
GoldenJimbo007 (12:17:40 AM): No.
Neo26988 (12:17:41 AM): SO LIKE THERE'S WATER
GoldenJimbo007 (12:17:45 AM): Neo loses.
Neo26988 (12:17:48 AM): No I don't.
Neo26988 (12:17:50 AM): There's dirt.
Neo26988 (12:17:56 AM): There is water soaked in to it.
Neo26988 (12:18:05 AM): Jungles are always humid.
Regular Civilian (12:18:12 AM): You lose, Neo.
Regular Civilian (12:18:14 AM): Shut up.
Neo26988 (12:18:20 AM): Runway, because there's water in the petrol in the plane, maybe.
Neo26988 (12:18:25 AM): Probably a li'l H2O
GoldenJimbo007 (12:18:27 AM): stfu.
Neo26988 (12:18:52 AM): Aztec, there'd have to be some water on the rocket.
Neo26988 (12:18:56 AM): Or people would go thirsty.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:19:05 AM): *ignores*
Regular Civilian (12:19:05 AM): *ignores Neo*
ID #202
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:12:43 PM): everyone is competing in the No Film-Off, kats
Im Ngamer (3:13:35 PM): all you do is start here: http://imdb.com/chart/top
Im Ngamer (3:13:40 PM): and then, of the Top 250
Im Ngamer (3:13:46 PM): count how many you have seen
katslover42 (3:22:42 PM): 56
katslover42 (3:23:02 PM): Might have been 57, because when glancing I noticed Sideways, but don't remember seeing it when counting down
Im Ngamer (3:23:19 PM): maybe if you tilted your head?
ID #236
Occurred: Nov 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.964/4 (28 votes)
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(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:27) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: now, Gold Mansacks, what is that exactly?
(19:17:40) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:18:07) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: or at least, it didn't seem like the kind of company that would be looking to do business with you
(19:18:17) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: well, not specifically
(19:19:18) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: is a Golden Mansack sort of like a Golden Shower?
(19:19:25) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: those I'm more familiar with
(19:19:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: not Golden
(19:19:52) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Gold
(19:20:24) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: a gold mansack is kind of a like a body bag, only more formal and more expensive
(19:20:35) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: you see them at certain eastern funerals
(19:20:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it's a highly profitable industry
(19:21:43) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: alright alright
(19:21:53) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: but where does the technology come in?
(19:22:02) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: actually they are a huge multinational financial company
(19:22:22) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: London, Zuerich, Paris, New York, Tokyo, etc.
(19:22:54) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: hm... sounds like they're pretty good in the Sack
(19:23:03) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: the Mansack, as it were
(19:23:10) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Quite right
ID #589
Occurred: 15 May 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:17 PM
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Rating: 2.833/4 (6 votes)
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(21:33:44) DrInvertigone: Why have I been having so many nightmares in recent memory?
(21:34:03) GoldenJimbo007: Do any of them involve me hanging up the cleats in GE
(21:35:20) DrInvertigone: I had one last night - The U.S. placed more sanctions on Iran. As a result, the Muslims tried smuggling drugs back to their countries. I was walking to my Grandma's house and there were police and search dogs to sniff for drugs. Despite not having any drugs, the dog bit my bottom and latch onto it with his teeth while I was walking. He wouldn't let go. So instead of walking, the dog's bite forced me to leap like an astronaut to her house.
(22:30:34) ngonhislaptop: so you jumped a mile and ended up at the destination you wanted safe and sound, doesn't seem like such a bad nightmare to me
(22:31:13) DrInvertigone: No, Jon. A dog was biting me in the behind the entire time. His teeth were latched on, forcing me to travel in an abnormal way.
(22:33:53) DrInvertigone: Another nightmare was about Mace. The dream involved another secret character not in the game - Althorithm (Like Algorithm, but Althorithm was his name) He was like another Asmodeous and unbeatable. So I remember asking how to beat Althorithm on the internet. The key is not to call Althorithm by his name but to refer to this character as "He Who Shall Not Be Named"
(22:38:23) ngonhislaptop: so the nightmare was that you got stuck in a video game and had to google for help
ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #80
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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GoldeneyeGuy007: Damn, I want to visit Ngamer
comeasur337: I'm just gonna go sleep in his backyard
Mr Food 6684: I'll sleep on his roof
Mr Food 6684: And pee down his chimney
ID #85
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.414/4 (29 votes)
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Go be gay somewhere else, preferably a coffin.
~ Come
ID #477
Occurred: 19 Mar 2008
Submitted: 19 Mar 2008, 2:21 AM
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Rating: 2.955/4 (22 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (12:13:23 AM): don't make me make you sleep on the couch, Steve!
COME as u r337 (12:13:30 AM): you'd never!
Infil12 (12:13:50 AM): dare'D
Blueline Goddess (12:13:56 AM): TRIPLE DOG DARE
Neo26988 (12:14:09 AM): TRIPLE
COME as u r337 (12:14:17 AM): I know she never would!
Infil12 (12:14:32 AM): you might convince her otherwise
Infil12 (12:14:35 AM): just triple dog dare her
Infil12 (12:14:37 AM): i triple dog dare you!
Blueline Goddess (12:14:50 AM): Steve doesn't like that movie!
Infil12 (12:15:28 AM): i don't know the movie to which you refer!
COME as u r337 (12:15:28 AM): I don't even know what movie you're talking about!
Infil12 (12:15:33 AM): ohoho
COME as u r337 (12:15:33 AM): ohoho
COME as u r337 (12:15:35 AM): :-D
Infil12 (12:15:35 AM): :-D
ID #81
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Wouter: Everybody knows I'm a woman.
rpauk: God doesn't yet.
Neo: He does, he's just being polite and doesn't want to say anything.
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