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ID #89
Occurred: Jun 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.156/4 (32 votes)
Im Ngamer (9:43:49 PM): and then it reads
Im Ngamer (9:44:00 PM): Jon, Enjoy your present.
Im Ngamer (9:44:08 PM): Remember it when choosing POM's.
Im Ngamer (9:44:18 PM): (insert winking emoticon here)
Im Ngamer (9:44:26 PM): -Steve
Im Ngamer (9:44:49 PM): and then there's a postscript
Im Ngamer (9:45:00 PM): P.S. Jimbo's gay!
Neo26988 (9:44:58 PM): What was the present?
Neo26988 (9:45:00 PM): Penis?
Im Ngamer (9:45:14 PM): yes Neo, that's exactly what he mailed me
Im Ngamer (9:45:19 PM): do you miss it yet, Come?
COME as u r337 (9:45:26 PM): That wasn't mine.
Im Ngamer (9:45:39 PM): well, that takes a little of the magic out of it
COME as u r337 (9:45:36 PM): They didn't have an envelope big enough :(
ID #7
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that
ID #274
Occurred: Feb 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
(18:57:44) comeasur: She's a retard then.
(18:58:38) Ngamer: is that how you answered all your math word problems, Come?
(18:58:55) comeasur: The ones where the people were retards, jon.
(18:59:02) Ngamerr: "Harry is trying to use 2 jugs to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
(18:59:08) Ngamer: "he's a retard, case closed"
(18:59:25) comeasur: Well, it would depend on the jugs.
(18:59:30) Stickmansam 1024: "Harry has become distracted by 2 jugs while trying to fill exactly 4 liters of..."
ID #580
Occurred: 16 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 10:42 PM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (6 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:02 PM): Alright looks like everyone wants an update
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:10 PM): I got hammered drunk last night, 2nd worst of my life
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:18 PM): Rachel drives to town wanting Applebees, wants me to join her
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:28 PM): I try to text her saying I can't drive, she doesn't believe me
GoldenJimbo007 (9:33:39 PM): She drives to party, I stumble to her car, she actually punches me in the nose
COME as u r337 (9:34:24 PM): why did you get hammered?
GoldenJimbo007 (9:34:40 PM): Was only 1.5 miles from home, "last night of summer" bonfire etc, free booze
GoldenJimbo007 (9:34:52 PM): Everyone else taking shots and it was the wedding party from June
GoldenJimbo007 (9:35:19 PM): But man she clobbered me in the face, hurts to blow my nose now heh
Im Ngamer (9:35:22 PM): WHOA now that's domestic abuse and you don't have to stand for it #whyjimleft
DKK5 (9:35:28 PM): I'd report that domestic abuse
COME as u r337 (9:36:14 PM): ray-chel rice
GoldenJimbo007 (9:41:09 PM): She feels p bad about it now so maybe don't bring it up in chat
COME as u r337 (9:41:31 PM): props to jim for not retaliating until he researches the domestic abuse policies at WG&R to make sure he can still get paid
ID #453
Occurred: 9 Dec 2007
Submitted: 10 Dec 2007, 8:04 PM
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Rating: 2.917/4 (24 votes)
CieloAzor (9:56:52 PM): yeah, remember when Come had the best team in the league and I was fighting to stay out of last
CieloAzor (9:56:56 PM): cause I don't
Im Ngamer (9:58:47 PM): come now, you were 1-3 and your only win was against Boss, then considered the worst in the league
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 PM): let's not get TOO overconfident in how overconfident you were!
wheatrich (9:59:34 PM): Q's overconfident right now!
DKK5 (9:59:57 PM): I'm not very confident in his overconfidence
Infil12 (10:00:10 PM): i was fairly confident in bed last night
Infil12 (10:00:15 PM): DK's mor agreed!
DKK5 (10:00:27 PM): She told you that in confidence Infil!
DKK5 (10:00:43 PM): You're not a very good confidant
Infil12 (10:00:47 PM): wow
Infil12 (10:00:51 PM): i'm getting schooled by DK
Infil12 (10:00:53 PM): time to shut up!
ID #399
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:40 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
Im Ngamer (12:23:38 AM): who is creeping death?
Im Ngamer (12:23:52 AM): oh, Jimmy Bauer
Im Ngamer (12:24:02 AM): someone find his SN!
Neo26988 (12:24:29 AM): That's my job isn't it.
Im Ngamer (12:24:51 AM): ah, got it
Im Ngamer (12:24:53 AM): Link4626
Im Ngamer (12:25:00 AM): interrogate him, Neo!
CieloAzor (12:25:40 AM): You don't interrogate Bauer! This isn't Soviet Russia!
Im Ngamer (12:26:41 AM): make sure you don't tell him you're a terrorist, Neo
Im Ngamer (12:26:53 AM): I've heard Bauer doesn't negotiate with them
ID #14
Occurred: May 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.484/4 (31 votes)
CieloAzor (12:12:38 AM): Girls are still making me throw up.
CieloAzor (12:12:40 AM): It's not cool.
dragondragon18 (12:12:51 AM): dont be like stan
CieloAzor (12:13:06 AM): I'm being SUCH a Stan.
CieloAzor (12:13:41 AM): Except I run to the bathroom and do it discreetly.
CieloAzor (12:14:23 AM): I don't even want a girl right now.
Im Ngamer (12:19:07 AM): that's still happening, QB? scary
CieloAzor (12:19:18 AM): Yeah, twice yesterday.
Im Ngamer (12:19:30 AM): idea!
Im Ngamer (12:19:43 AM): watch It's Pat, and see what happens
ID #262
Occurred: Jan 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.462/4 (26 votes)
Neo26988: Good news, Elite!
COME as u r337: you came out of the closet?
Neo26988: Mark did his half-marathon in under 2 hours.
COME as u r337: aw
COME as u r337: *zips his pants back up*
ID #236
Occurred: Nov 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.964/4 (28 votes)
(17:29:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: So I have an interview
(17:29:38) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: at Goldman Sachs in London
(19:17:27) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: now, Gold Mansacks, what is that exactly?
(19:17:40) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: I visited their website, but it was less than helpful
(19:18:07) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: or at least, it didn't seem like the kind of company that would be looking to do business with you
(19:18:17) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: well, not specifically
(19:19:18) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: is a Golden Mansack sort of like a Golden Shower?
(19:19:25) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: those I'm more familiar with
(19:19:51) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: not Golden
(19:19:52) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Gold
(19:20:24) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: a gold mansack is kind of a like a body bag, only more formal and more expensive
(19:20:35) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: you see them at certain eastern funerals
(19:20:58) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: it's a highly profitable industry
(19:21:43) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: alright alright
(19:21:53) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: but where does the technology come in?
(19:22:02) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: actually they are a huge multinational financial company
(19:22:22) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: London, Zuerich, Paris, New York, Tokyo, etc.
(19:22:54) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: hm... sounds like they're pretty good in the Sack
(19:23:03) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: the Mansack, as it were
(19:23:10) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Quite right
ID #125
Occurred: Jul 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.071/4 (28 votes)
octoinky (4:05:17 PM): I LIKE mk MOR
octoinky (4:05:27 PM): DAMN CAPS
YourElitenessPD (4:05:28 PM): I like your mor too
octoinky (4:05:30 PM): i like MK more
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