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ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
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NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #212
Occurred: Aug 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.222/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (4:39:38 AM): http://www.mastersgames.com/images/skittles/skittles-mat.jpg
CieloAzor (4:39:43 AM): http://www.karem.com/images/smokeb.jpg
Im Ngamer (10:21:37 AM): there are 11 though!
Im Ngamer (10:21:41 AM): but ok, noted
CieloAzor (10:22:29 AM): Hmm...finding a pic of exactly 10 hams was tough.
Im Ngamer (10:22:45 AM): understandable
CieloAzor (10:22:47 AM): I think it depends on what you're counting there.
CieloAzor (10:23:05 AM): Did you count the plate of ham sandwiches?
Im Ngamer (10:23:18 AM): the smallest one looks like it could be three small hams in one
CieloAzor (10:23:21 AM): Or the bag of smaller ham chunks?
Im Ngamer (10:23:30 AM): yes, there are several ways to tally these hams
ID #240
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.697/4 (33 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:07 PM): It's like you see all these adverts for toilet roll
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:20 PM): and they have all these fluffy animals and things and skirt around the real issue
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:40 PM): going to the loo is so romanticised in Hollywood
Im Ngamer (4:22:38 PM): yeah, I was thinking about that the other day
Im Ngamer (4:23:21 PM): took a look at my toilet paper and noticed that there were flowers pressed into it
Im Ngamer (4:23:32 PM): a flower design isn't so bad for TP I suppose
Im Ngamer (4:23:39 PM): but there were also hearts
Im Ngamer (4:23:48 PM): hearts! what am I supposed to make of that?
Im Ngamer (4:24:06 PM): does my toilet paper love me? if so, I regret what I did with it about 2 minutes later
ID #343
Occurred: Jun 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.310/4 (29 votes)
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OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:34): cousin graduated
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:38): yeah kinda lame
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:58): he beat me by a week
CieloAzor (23:42:37): To get back at him, you should beat him...with fists!
CieloAzor (23:42:44): For a week!
ID #332
Occurred: May 14 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.808/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:02:20 PM): marshy!
Im Ngamer (11:02:26 PM): Fraps can also record audio, right?
Isuxor (11:02:41 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (11:03:20 PM): is there an option like "record all audio on the computer"?
Im Ngamer (11:03:26 PM): so it would take me talking into the mic
Im Ngamer (11:03:32 PM): as well as what's coming out my speakers
Isuxor (11:05:02 PM): neg
Isuxor (11:05:07 PM): I-don't-think-so-anyway
Isuxor (11:05:12 PM): (my-spacebar-is-busted)
Im Ngamer (11:05:43 PM): must be from all that penis THWAPing you've done over the years!
Isuxor (11:06:07 PM): THWAP
Isuxor (11:06:12 PM): too-strong!
ID #207
Occurred: Sep 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.519/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (10:40:59 PM): I work at 7:30 tomorrow too...EST!
Im Ngamer (10:43:35 PM): and this coming from a man who tries for 8 hours sleep every night
CieloAzor (10:43:45 PM): And fails.
CieloAzor (10:44:05 PM): I haven't even tried for the past couple weeks.
CieloAzor (10:44:23 PM): And I'm waking up refreshed anyhow, so I'm not too concerned.
Im Ngamer (10:45:21 PM): you'll think differently after you run a girl over on the way to work!
CieloAzor (10:46:02 PM): Umm, okay.
Im Ngamer (10:47:27 PM): "wow, they sure installed alot of speedbumps over the weekend"
Im Ngamer (10:47:32 PM): *is driving through the daycare center*
CieloAzor (10:47:34 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (10:48:15 PM): sure, you laugh now... wait till you see what it does to your undercarriage, though
ID #505
Occurred: 24 Jun 2009
Submitted: 24 Jun 2009, 2:32 PM
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Rating: 3.059/4 (17 votes)
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isthatagoodt (12:25:34 PM): http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v313/34/43/503156954/n503156954_1753613_7338.jpg
isthatagoodt (12:25:36 PM): OMG WOW
isthatagoodt (12:25:41 PM): This photo is like the definition of my life
O Beeeeeasty (12:26:02 PM): looking out the window, lonely, when others are having fun ?
holycatholique (12:26:03 PM): you ride on the short bus?
PYLemire (12:26:03 PM): you have a pink t-shirt and some braces?
ID #171
Occurred: Aug 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (28 votes)
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[11:13] *** OLLE boll e007 has joined the chat.
[11:18] AdmiralSMIT: FAG
[11:19] i337O: GAF!
[11:19] YourElitenessPD: AGF!
[11:19] AdmiralSMIT: FGA
[11:19] failurewarningV1: GFA!
[11:19] YourElitenessPD: AFG
[11:20] YourElitenessPD: Man, OB got pwned hardcore
ID #124
Occurred: Jul 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.765/4 (34 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:06:59 PM): 69 votes, now
Im Ngamer (11:07:03 PM): how many to each player?
yoshifan28 (11:07:07 PM): Expert 41
Obfuscation314 (11:07:08 PM): 35 SZ
TheBigBossman007 (11:07:08 PM): Expert 33
BadassFal (11:07:09 PM): 40 jim!
spedparade1 (11:07:10 PM): 35 SZ
ShadowZeroPD (11:07:13 PM): expert 40 :(
spedparade1 (11:07:19 PM): 36 expert
octoinky (11:07:29 PM): 40 expert
l34ss l3oost (11:07:36 PM): 39 expert
gbattack (11:08:06 PM): SZ 38...
CieloAzor (11:08:19 PM): 37 Expert
GoldenGreg007 (11:08:21 PM): 68 expert
GoldenGreg007 (11:08:56 PM): oh i thought we were sharing minesweeper scores
ID #570
Occurred: 27 Mar 2013
Submitted: 27 Mar 2013, 11:44 PM
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Rating: 2.778/4 (9 votes)
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*Alec's trying to lose some weight*
(23:34:05) GoldenJ007: Corey you need a huge teaching on how calories work and what foods are good etc
(23:34:08) GoldenJ007: WHEN to eat etc
(23:34:23) DrInvertigone: Please do, Jim. I need to get in good shape.
(23:35:21) GoldenJ007: Alright
(23:35:23) GoldenJ007: lets start with the basics
(23:35:26) GoldenJ007: WHAT is a calorie
(23:35:30) GoldenJ007: Why is it important
(23:35:36) DKK5: lol quiz
(23:35:55) DrInvertigone: Obviously something you need to have. It gives you energy. You cannot consume more than 3500 in a day or you gain weight, same goes if you burn 3500 of them.
(23:36:08) DKK5: rofl
(23:36:08) GoldenJ007: A calorie is a unit of energy, sure
(23:36:20) GoldenJ007: There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat, that's where you're getting that from
(23:36:30) GoldenJ007: Units of energy that go unburned in your body get stored as body fat
(23:36:41) GoldenJ007: And extra units of energy needing to be burned are taken from your stored body fat
(23:36:52) GoldenJ007: Fat has the highest concentration of energy of any food group, with 9 calories per gram of it
(23:36:57) GoldenJ007: Carbs have 4, protein have 4
(23:37:05) GoldenJ007: meh I'm done
(23:37:36) Thiradell: lol
(23:37:42) DKK5: loooool
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