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ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
...
NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #536
Occurred: 14 Sep 2010
Submitted: 15 Sep 2010, 2:22 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (14 votes)
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9:19:33 carathornpd: temped to post HEAR ME on jimbos last facebook update
9:19:37 BluelineGoddess: DO IT
9:19:43 carathornpd: done
9:19:46 carathornpd: ffs dayle
9:19:49 carathornpd: YOU MADE ME DO IT
9:19:49 newershadow: maybe that will get him in chat

9:19:38 Ngonhislaptop: Ritch, is the moped big enough for you both to ride?
9:19:46 rachielynn26: I didn't look much at it.
9:19:48 comeasur337: the moped isn't big enough for JIM
9:20:06 BluelineGoddess: lol Steve almost got me to spray water out my nose
9:20:19 carathornpd: WHAHAHAHAHA come
9:20:25 polyamorous527: ritch have jimbo ride the moped naked
9:20:29 polyamorous527: and take pictures
9:20:35 carathornpd: oh god
9:20:37 carathornpd: tyler pwn
9:21:04 thiradell: I'm pretty sure we could destroy any Jimbo status
9:21:06 thiradell: me Cara and Come

*later*
11:18:11: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
11:19:27 goldenjimbo007: welp
11:19:40 goldenjimbo007: No point in having a status on facebook for a while
ID #144
Occurred: Feb 25 2002
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (28 votes)
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If sweeping ice in front of a rock can become an Olympic event, why not moving your thumbs in front of a television?
~ Ngamer
ID #56
Occurred: Jan 09 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.128/4 (39 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (11:53:22 PM): wouldn't that be a sweet band name?
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:24 PM): Child Porn
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:33 PM): "last night i saw Child Porn! it was awesome!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:42 PM): "Child Porn is the coolest!"
Neo26988 (11:53:46 PM): "I got us two tickets to Child Porn!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:50 PM): "Child Porn @#%$ rocks!"
Im Ngamer (11:54:07 PM): that WOULD be sweet
COME as u r337 (11:54:15 PM): go to school with a Child Porn t-shirt
Neo26988 (11:54:25 PM): "Man, I wish I was one of Child Porn"
Im Ngamer (11:54:32 PM): no, that doesn't work
Im Ngamer (11:55:00 PM): "Did you guys see Child Porn on MTV last night?!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:10 PM): "new Child Porn video out!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:18 PM): "Child Porn, national sensation"
Neo26988 (11:55:23 PM): Child Porn merchandise
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:26 PM): "Everyone loves Child Porn!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:34 PM): "From kids to adults"
COME as u r337 (11:55:40 PM): would they be on Virgin Records?
Neo26988 (11:55:46 PM): Child Porn is the biggest thing since sliced breads
Neo26988 (11:55:51 PM): Child Porn for all ages!
Im Ngamer (11:56:26 PM): "Are our children influenced by Child Porn?"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:58 PM): virgin records
Neo26988 (11:56:05 PM): Either that or Jackson Records
Neo26988 (11:56:09 PM): if you know what I mean
COME as u r337 (11:56:34 PM): if you mean that you arent funny.. then i know it
Neo26988 (11:56:48 PM): faggot
Neo26988 (11:56:53 PM): I hate you Come
Neo26988 (11:56:53 PM): I HATE YOU
(11:57:01 PM) Neo26988 has left the room.
ID #45
Occurred: Dec 16 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
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10:03:32 AM) YourElitenessPD has left the room.
(10:03:38 AM) YourElitenessPD has entered the room.
YourElitenessPD (10:03:40 AM): *gasp*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:43 AM): It's just you and me big boy
Cereal Fetish (10:03:45 AM): Dammit
YourElitenessPD (10:03:50 AM): *horrified*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:54 AM): *suspiciously moves away from Jon*
Cereal Fetish (10:04:00 AM): :-[
Cereal Fetish (10:04:18 AM): He tried to hit me in the mouth with his face
Cyber1166 (10:05:35 AM): whoops! sorry about that
Cyber1166 (10:06:12 AM): I thought you gave me the go-ahead
Cereal Fetish (10:06:22 AM): (I did)
Cereal Fetish (10:06:36 AM): (But YE is here, so I have to act like I didn't)
ID #28
Occurred: Mar 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.576/4 (33 votes)
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COME as u r337 (4:17:06 PM): Playing: Come, Jon, Trent, Clark, Chan, Reds
COME as u r337 (4:17:09 PM): Ready here.
Im Ngamer (4:17:14 PM): Dad WON'T GET OFF TV
Im Ngamer (4:17:17 PM): arg
MiG144MFI (4:17:42 PM): Hurry, past my bedtime.
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:04 PM): yeah, i've got people to see, suicide attempts to botch...
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:08 PM): let's move it along
COME as u r337 (4:18:23 PM): I'm 4 behind on my masturbation quota for the day! Hurry up!
JtXeRdFgDhJgRhFd (4:18:32 PM): just play 1 handed
COME as u r337 (4:18:33 PM): Wait.. the endscene will make me only 2 behind
ID #220
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.370/4 (27 votes)
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(3:43:56 PM) BloodE of Sorrow has entered the room.
BloodE of Sorrow (3:44:00 PM): http://hellfish.gtajunkies.com/Jt.html XDXD
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:44:18 PM): shut up Blood, we're working on something
BloodE of Sorrow (3:44:43 PM): Jon, that hurt
BloodE of Sorrow (3:46:13 PM): if it was just PD it could be like"A jump pack just own't do"
BloodE of Sorrow (3:46:18 PM): but that makes no sense
Im Ngamer (3:46:22 PM): Blood: people would say shut up to you less often if you'd listen the first time
BloodE of Sorrow (3:46:45 PM): Jon : Something something something something, you're gay
ID #508
Occurred: 21 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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(11:01:40 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:40 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:41 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:42 PM): FAG
(11:01:42 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:44 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:45 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:45 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:46 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:46 PM): FAG
PYLemire (11:01:47 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:48 PM): FAG
(11:01:48 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:51 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
Regular Mg (11:01:52 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:52 PM): FAG
holycatholique (11:01:52 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:52 PM): FAG
(11:01:52 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:56 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:56 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:57 PM): FAG
(11:01:58 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
holycatholique (11:02:04 PM): ?
(11:02:07 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
holycatholique (11:02:09 PM): oh my
ID #587
Occurred: 15 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:09 PM
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Rating: 2.200/4 (5 votes)
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*Alec watches two hours of soap operas every afternoon*

(21:09:47) DrInvertigone has entered the room
(21:09:54) DrInvertigone: This Bachelor finale has been underwhelming.
(21:10:56) ngonhislaptop: well if General Hospital and The Bachelor don't meet your standards today at least you can still watch your True Blood DVDs later
(21:11:09) DrInvertigone: GH was great today.
(21:12:02) DrInvertigone: I know the main storyline now is the Sonny custody battle.
(21:12:16) DrInvertigone: I was waiting for Michael to change Avery's last name to Quartermaine.
(21:12:36) DrInvertigone: But decided he would call her AJ instead. Brilliant way to get back at Sonny to end today's episode.
(21:12:55) ngonhislaptop: quite the cunning fox, that one
(21:14:12) DrInvertigone: I do wonder if there's a way to cure Ava's cancer. I don't really care for the Spinelli/Nathan/Maxie love triangle. Franco and Nina continue to win me over. I know I'd like to see more. Hopefully they can reveal soon that Jake is Jason.
(21:14:33) DrInvertigone: Nothing worse than dragging out a long, dramatic storyline and making it underwhelming.
(21:15:00) DrInvertigone: The whole Luke storyline if he was being impersonated turned out to be Luke just going crazy. Didn't care for that.
(21:15:48) ngonhislaptop: wait, Jake is Jason? are you 100% on that, I could have sworn...
(21:15:57) DrInvertigone: Yes, Jake is Jason.
(21:16:03) DrInvertigone: Helena even told Jake he was Jason.
(21:16:08) DrInvertigone: But Jake couldn't remember who he was.
(21:16:20) DrInvertigone: And now Nick knows Jake is Jason but hasn't told Sam.
(21:17:23) Thiradell: pretty unfair to Sam
(21:17:58) Infil1212: yeah, sam's getting the raw deal here
(21:18:08) DrInvertigone: Well, Tyler, Jason and Sam are married and do have a kid together. Sam has visited Jake in the hospital with neither one of them knowing who Jake really is.
ID #543
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 2:42 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (12 votes)
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CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned
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