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ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
ID #133
Occurred: Jul 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.172/4 (29 votes)
(18:10:07) Stickmansam 1024: Shade WON?!
(18:10:22) BloodE of Sorrow: Yeah sam, he won with 52 votes to wouters 45
(18:10:24) BloodE of Sorrow: total 97 votes
(18:10:31) Stickmansam 1024: What the hell good is democracy if the right people don't win?
ID #372
Occurred: 25 Jul 2006
Submitted: 25 Jul 2006, 4:57 PM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
(21:41:00) Stickmansam 1024: hmm, cheats which would be useful during sex...
(21:41:03) Stickmansam 1024: All Weapons?
(21:41:05) Stickmansam 1024: All Guns
(21:41:09) Stickmansam 1024: "Gold PP7", hah
(21:41:11) Larkin375: invincible
(21:41:16) Stickmansam 1024: invisible!
(21:41:23) Stickmansam 1024: Turbo Mode
(21:41:38) Stickmansam 1024: Oh oh! "Buddy"
(21:41:59) RyanWhiteGoose: fast animation?
(21:42:04) Stickmansam 1024: slow animation
(21:42:54) Stickmansam 1024: Unlimited ammo
(21:43:14) RyanWhiteGoose: DK mode?
(21:43:20) RyanWhiteGoose: everything is bigger! :)
(21:43:21) Larkin375: uhhh
(21:43:36) Stickmansam 1024: no
(21:43:40) Stickmansam 1024: actually just arms and heads
(21:43:45) Stickmansam 1024: quite unattractive
(21:43:44) Larkin375: and head
(21:43:55) Larkin375: and thighs of course
(21:44:05) RyanWhiteGoose: paintball mode is a must :)
(21:44:13) Stickmansam 1024: hah!
(21:44:20) RyanWhiteGoose: tiny bond?
(21:44:23) Larkin375: no!
(21:44:28) Larkin375: you know what that means!
(21:44:33) Stickmansam 1024: you'll get lost
(21:44:47) Stickmansam 1024: in the "Water Caverns"
(21:44:52) RyanWhiteGoose: hmm
(21:44:58) RyanWhiteGoose: I do think infinate ammo is necessary
(21:45:03) Larkin375: yeah
(21:45:13) Larkin375: you don't wanna shoot out blanks in the middle of the action ;-)
(21:45:40) Stickmansam 1024: infinite ammo no reloads
ID #221
Occurred: Oct 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.778/4 (27 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:31 PM): I wanna join the Train Force
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:47 PM): like the Air Force or the Navy, only trains
Obfuscation314 (8:39:19 PM): This looks like a job for
Obfuscation314 (8:39:25 PM): the Unicycle Force!
Im Ngamer (8:41:31 PM): "why didn't you catch Osama Bin Laden?!"
Im Ngamer (8:41:36 PM): "the road was really bumpy... what did you want us to do, get down and walk after him?"
COME as u r337 (8:41:47 PM): No Jon
COME as u r337 (8:42:03 PM): The correct answer is "He was on a TRICYCLE"
ID #211
Occurred: Sep 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:51:11 AM): I wonder if Minesweeper is the most played videogame ever
Im Ngamer (11:56:41 AM): hey! that Penev is a rotten liar
Im Ngamer (11:57:00 AM): he said clicking for about 10 minutes straight will get you a 1 second beginner score
Im Ngamer (11:57:13 AM): if you just keep restarting and clicking one square
Im Ngamer (11:57:25 AM): but they ran a test, and you can win on one click only
Im Ngamer (11:57:32 AM): 0.00119% of the time
Stickmansam 1024 (12:10:53 PM): anyway, 0.00119% is 1 in 840
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:06 PM): and clicking then restarting is only two key presses
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:17 PM): on a good day, Come could pull that off in less than two minutes
Im Ngamer (12:16:09 PM): 840, really?
Im Ngamer (12:16:10 PM): hmmmm
*one hour of clicking later*
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:03 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:07 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:09 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:16 PM): 0.00119%
Im Ngamer (1:29:18 PM): you did the math wrong, didn't you?
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:25 PM): is a chance of 0.0000119
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:36 PM): or one in 84,134
Im Ngamer (1:29:39 PM): and you wonder why no one's hired you yet!
ID #402
Occurred: 5 Dec 2006
Submitted: 5 Dec 2006, 4:28 AM
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Rating: 2.654/4 (26 votes)
FrenzyFro (1:18:29 AM): there's like 4000 wiis in all of Norway
FrenzyFro (1:19:38 AM): sucks to be in a country where everyone are PS fans
FrenzyFro (1:20:20 AM): *checks for last bus*
FrenzyFro (1:20:37 AM): *.... the night before*
FrenzyFro (1:21:08 AM): hmm, 11:45
FrenzyFro (1:21:15 AM): 10 hours in line isn't too bad
FrenzyFro (1:21:30 AM): if I bike, would the Wii fit in my backpack?
FrenzyFro (1:23:26 AM): Jon - could you measure your Wii?
Im Ngamer (1:23:38 AM): sure thing Fro
Im Ngamer (1:23:49 AM): let me get out my measuring stick here...
Im Ngamer (1:25:50 AM): ok, my Wii is 15 inches right now
Infil12 (1:25:53 AM): it won't fit.
Im Ngamer (1:26:01 AM): Fro, I think we could get it in...
Im Ngamer (1:26:08 AM): I don't promise it will be comfortable
Im Ngamer (1:26:51 AM): you might have to ride back hunched over, with a Wii in there
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): but if you start stretching and exercising now, it might not leave you exhausted
ID #49
Occurred: Dec 28 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
Cereal Fetish (2:13:46 PM): Why did my closed captioning say "Top of sexual sexual"
COME as u r337 (2:13:58 PM): what are you watching?
Cereal Fetish (2:14:08 PM): Cowboys/Saints
COME as u r337 (2:14:49 PM): the guys in the closed captioning booth must be watching pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:14:59 PM): that would be the best job ever
COME as u r337 (2:15:07 PM): to do closed captioning for pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:15:14 PM): (moaning)
COME as u r337 (2:15:21 PM): (moaning louder)
COME as u r337 (2:15:32 PM): (grunting)
ID #113
Occurred: Jun 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.161/4 (31 votes)
spedparade1 (10:40:13 PM): that pic doesnt look anything like ye's current one
spedparade1 (10:40:23 PM): i mean, looks like a different guy
J Eternia F (10:40:26 PM): older
Im Ngamer (10:40:34 PM): YE's been working out
Im Ngamer (10:40:37 PM): as you can probably tell
Im Ngamer (10:40:41 PM): getting ripped
COME as u r337 (10:40:43 PM): he does controller lifts?
COME as u r337 (10:40:48 PM): 10 sets of 20
spedparade1 (10:40:56 PM): C-button push ups
COME as u r337 (10:41:01 PM): twice a week he picks up the WHOLE 64!
spedparade1 (10:41:07 PM): bench presses PD
Im Ngamer (10:41:05 PM): if I could describe YE in one word, it would be:
Im Ngamer (10:41:09 PM): sculpted
ID #560
Occurred: 4 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.546/4 (11 votes)
*after Bcks is eliminated from the Summer Contest*
Regular Mg (11:19:39 PM): Someone: Fast Death Rankings
Regular Mg (11:19:42 PM): wat
wheatrich (11:19:47 PM): I didn't get that either
Im Ngamer (11:21:25 PM): in the era when everyone was creating GE Rocket League and all that, Bcks started a competition to see who could die the fastest on each level
wheatrich (11:21:58 PM): hitler wants strategies on quick deaths
wheatrich (11:22:00 PM): surprise surprise
ID #558
Occurred: 27 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
*NASCAR crash sets the track on fire during the Daytona 500*
(22:36:59) wheatrich: track's kinda destroyed over there
(22:37:05) GoldenJ007: Destroyed and it's late and it's MONDAY
(22:37:07) wheatrich: and JET FUEL + sparks
(22:46:30) isthatagoodt: surely they're still an hour from racing again if they do
(22:46:35) Karl Dark 64: anyone injured?
(22:47:00) GoldenJ007: No confirmed injuries
(22:49:11) Karl Dark 64: my dick injured your mum last night
(22:51:13) ShadowZeroPD: it probably injured her eye sight when she strained them to see it
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