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ID #80
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.033/4 (30 votes)
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GoldeneyeGuy007: Damn, I want to visit Ngamer
comeasur337: I'm just gonna go sleep in his backyard
Mr Food 6684: I'll sleep on his roof
Mr Food 6684: And pee down his chimney
ID #208
Occurred: Oct 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.360/4 (25 votes)
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(01:50:11) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: It's really creepy to listen to the lyrics of "Polly" by Nirvana, knowing that it's about rape.
(01:50:21) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Or, a girl that was raped.
(01:50:42) Eric "Drag" Tapani: its as if you're raping her yourself
(01:50:42) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: is Rape Me easier to listen to?
(01:50:53) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Rape Me isn't about rape.
(01:51:17) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: wait, is Polly about a parrot?
(01:51:22) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: No.
(01:51:30) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ...insane!
(01:51:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: is Rape Me about a parrot?
(01:51:37) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: No.
(01:51:46) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: then which one IS about the parrot?
(01:52:03) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Smells Like Teen Spirit
(01:52:22) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: Smells Like Ten Parrots
(01:52:27) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: was the original title
ID #523
Occurred: 2 May 2010
Submitted: 3 May 2010, 2:06 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (15 votes)
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Alec posts a sexy story on the board using GE levels in every line

GoldenJimbo007 (12:59:55 AM): "God Dam, I need to use the Facilities to take a shit my nigga, or it gonna runway from my asshole!"
"Shit nigga, on the surface you look fine, but in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you!"
"Frigate hurts god damnit, on the surface 2 I agree with you, but bunker 2 feels like a statue's in there!"
"Archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets, there's depots full of weed coming on the next train"
Thiradell (12:59:59 AM): loooooooooooooooooooool
Thiradell (1:00:03 AM): three lines
HistoricToast (1:00:04 AM): LLOLOL
SupaOdin (1:00:06 AM): wtf
HistoricToast (1:00:08 AM): lmao
HistoricToast (1:00:14 AM): not even finished but lolling already
HistoricToast (1:00:17 AM): omg
HistoricToast (1:00:22 AM): he's written it in character omgfg
Infil12 (1:00:26 AM): what is this i don't even
Thiradell (1:00:30 AM): it gonna runway from my asshole
HistoricToast (1:00:34 AM): LOMFGAGF
HistoricToast (1:00:38 AM): omg
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:38 AM): rofl
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:40 AM): that is EPIC
HistoricToast (1:00:44 AM): i'm fucing crying
HistoricToast (1:00:46 AM): i'm crying irl
Thiradell (1:00:47 AM): archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets
Im Ngamer (1:01:02 AM): oh man Jim
HistoricToast (1:01:07 AM): mk;nfggfn
Thiradell (1:01:10 AM): definitely an A for effort
Im Ngamer (1:01:10 AM): you just stepped up your game big time
GoldenJimbo007 (1:01:17 AM): "That Jungle's out of control on din mor's cavern pussy, cradle my motherfuckin dick in yo hand and call me El Azteca as I go all Egyptian on yo ass!"
HistoricToast (1:01:17 AM): omfg
HistoricToast (1:01:19 AM): ~Q~Q~Q~~Q~Q~Q~Q
Thiradell (1:01:22 AM): in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you
Thiradell (1:01:25 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:33 AM): rofllllllllll
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:35 AM): this is ridic
Thiradell (1:01:35 AM): El Azteca haha
HistoricToast (1:01:35 AM): never have i lolled so hard at something in chat
ID #368
Occurred: 4 Jul 2006
Submitted: 6 Jul 2006, 11:06 PM
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Rating: 2.400/4 (25 votes)
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COME as u r337 (10:41:27): ha, the enron guy died
COME as u r337 (10:41:36): guess he really didnt want to do the time
CieloAzor (10:41:51): Lay?
COME as u r337 (10:42:16): yes
COME as u r337 (10:42:20): related?
CieloAzor (10:42:20): I hope I inherited some.
COME as u r337 (10:42:22): heh
COME as u r337 (10:42:27): wait, he was white
CieloAzor (10:42:36): Dang it.
CieloAzor (10:43:45): At least I still get kickbacks from our potato chip empire.
ID #60
Occurred: Feb 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.765/4 (34 votes)
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The Ad Killer (10:26:04 AM): CAPSLOCK FRIDAY RULES.
COME as u r337 (10:26:20 AM): ITS ALMOST OVER FOR YOU, SAM
The Ad Killer (10:26:25 AM): IT'S WAY BETTER THAN SCROLL LOCK THURSDAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE WERE THINKING WITH THAT.
ID #130
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.714/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:18:33 PM): Ugh. Who farted?
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
ID #543
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 2:42 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (12 votes)
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CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned
ID #328
Occurred: May 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.931/4 (29 votes)
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VGKingOfKings (4:48:25 PM): have any of you done games testing?
CieloAzor (4:48:32 PM): I applied once.
CieloAzor (4:48:51 PM): Tried to test Madden '05. :-\
CieloAzor (4:50:29 PM): EA/Tiburon seemed pretty selective.
CieloAzor (4:55:04 PM): Ugh, the interview was brutal.
CieloAzor (4:55:13 PM): Got interviewed by 3 guys at once.
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:24 PM): yeah, I've had that
Stickmansam 1024 (4:55:29 PM): oh wait, "interviewed"?
ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
ID #508
Occurred: 21 Jul 2009
Submitted: 22 Jul 2009, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.476/4 (21 votes)
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(11:01:40 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:40 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:41 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:42 PM): FAG
(11:01:42 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:44 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:45 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:45 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:46 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:46 PM): FAG
PYLemire (11:01:47 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:48 PM): FAG
(11:01:48 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:51 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
Regular Mg (11:01:52 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:52 PM): FAG
holycatholique (11:01:52 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:52 PM): FAG
(11:01:52 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
(11:01:56 PM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
holycatholique (11:01:56 PM): FAG
CarathornPD (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Regular Mg (11:01:57 PM): FAG
Infil12 (11:01:57 PM): FAG
(11:01:58 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
holycatholique (11:02:04 PM): ?
(11:02:07 PM) AlecBoy006 has left the room.
holycatholique (11:02:09 PM): oh my
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