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ID #166
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.485/4 (33 votes)
Its Ramzi (12:20:19 AM): do you have stairs in your house?
YourElitenessPD (12:20:25 AM): Nope
Its Ramzi (12:20:33 AM): goddammit man
YourElitenessPD (12:20:52 AM): I am familiar with staircases though, and am experienced in using them
ID #387
Occurred: 3 Sep 2006
Submitted: 4 Sep 2006, 12:14 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (24 votes)
l34ss l3oost (23:53:24): only pics i have
l34ss l3oost (23:53:30): are the ones we took in a picture booth
l34ss l3oost (23:54:02): and im not going to use a webcam to take a picture of those
l34ss l3oost (23:54:08): the quality would be unseable
RyanWhiteGoose (23:54:31): does she have a digcam?
holycatholique (23:54:54): vaginas, Goose
holycatholique (23:54:58): girls have vaginas

ID #60
Occurred: Feb 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.765/4 (34 votes)
The Ad Killer (10:26:04 AM): CAPSLOCK FRIDAY RULES.
COME as u r337 (10:26:20 AM): ITS ALMOST OVER FOR YOU, SAM
ID #90
Occurred: Aug 15 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.147/4 (34 votes)
Neo26988 (12:34:30 AM): NOTHING makes me happy.
Im Ngamer (12:35:50 AM): I bet this pic will: http://geocities.com/ollebolle007/brandon.txt
Neo26988 (12:36:09 AM): If you mean the 'Where is Brandon' one, then no, it did not.
Im Ngamer (12:36:50 AM): oh man... I didn't think that thing could fail to cheer up a stone
Im Ngamer (12:36:56 AM): let alone a person
Neo26988 (12:37:02 AM): I'm no stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:03 AM): Hell.
Neo26988 (12:37:19 AM): If I accomplish something in my life I still wouldn't attain the rank of 'stone'.
Neo26988 (12:37:32 AM): But I'm not going to, so, I'm not even half of a stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:55 AM): Or, any mathematically determinal part of a stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:59 AM): Because either way, it will pwn me.
Neo26988 (12:38:01 AM): And everything about me.
Im Ngamer (12:38:29 AM): eh... you're maybe not as cool as a lava rock... but I'd rank you above a slab of granite
Im Ngamer (12:38:40 AM): WELL... unless it was really, really polished
Im Ngamer (12:38:47 AM): then you'd be about even
Neo26988 (12:38:48 AM): God, can you ever be serious?
Neo26988 (12:38:54 AM): When I'm clearly depressed or whatever.
Neo26988 (12:39:01 AM): You're making jokes about how a shiny piece of granite is cooler than me.
Im Ngamer (12:39:13 AM): I never said that!
Neo26988 (12:39:17 AM): You implied it.
Im Ngamer (12:39:20 AM): I said, about even
Neo26988 (12:39:26 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:39:33 AM): I'd still probably vote you
Neo26988 (12:39:37 AM): Probably!?
Im Ngamer (12:39:55 AM): well, I mean... when you get a really good polish going
Im Ngamer (12:40:06 AM): like, you can even see your face in it
Im Ngamer (12:40:14 AM): now THAT'S cool
Neo26988 (12:40:17 AM): FFS
Neo26988 (12:40:32 AM): I'm clearly more pissed then you've ever seen me.
Neo26988 (12:40:41 AM): And like, no way did I think this weekend could get worse.
Neo26988 (12:40:44 AM): But hell, there you go.
Im Ngamer (12:41:01 AM): you're like... is this a rock? or a mirrorOMG!?
Neo26988 (12:41:12 AM): ...
ID #12
Occurred: May 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (33 votes)
CyarcX (4:02:20 PM): your mistakes so far are
CyarcX (4:02:27 PM): Ghaleon
CyarcX (4:02:33 PM): Luca
CyarcX (4:02:41 PM): CATS
CyarcX (4:02:43 PM): Sin
CyarcX (4:02:48 PM): Ridley
CyarcX (4:02:56 PM): and now Ocelot
CyarcX (4:05:52 PM): wait, sorry QB
CyarcX (4:05:57 PM): you also missed
CyarcX (4:05:59 PM): Andross
CieloAzor (4:06:02 PM): fuck you.
CyarcX (4:06:51 PM): sorry, I can only keep track of as many losses as I have fingers - you're starting to push my limits
CieloAzor (4:07:22 PM): *face reddens and shakes*
CieloAzor (4:08:13 PM): I'm about to explode with mock anger.
ID #500
Occurred: 15 Apr 2009
Submitted: 15 Apr 2009, 3:45 AM
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Rating: 3.050/4 (20 votes)
PYLemire (2:30:23 AM): I'm pretty bad at starting convos QB :P
PYLemire (2:30:30 AM): plus I'm eating ;-)
CieloAzor (2:31:11 AM): all right, what are you having?
PYLemire (2:34:03 AM): chicken!
CieloAzor (2:34:24 AM): I heard you are what you eat
CieloAzor (2:34:26 AM): any truth to that?
CieloAzor (2:34:59 AM): I guess that makes Glen a pussy
PYLemire (2:34:59 AM): yeah
PYLemire (2:35:12 AM): and Goose a dick?
SupaOdin (2:35:14 AM): guess that makes jimbo an everything?
ID #511
Occurred: 31 Jul 2009
Submitted: 31 Jul 2009, 3:34 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (18 votes)
Im Ngamer (2:19:25 AM): if I delete an RB1 song that I imported, is there a way to recover it back later?
isthatagoodt (2:19:49 AM): probably, since you still have the disc?
Infil12 (2:21:27 AM): i think there's a way, but it might involve deleting all the RB1 songs and reimporting them all
Infil12 (2:21:29 AM): not worth it imo
Im Ngamer (2:22:32 AM): just curious, because a friend of mine filled up his 20 GB hard drive the other night
Im Ngamer (2:22:39 AM): with nothing but Rock Band
isthatagoodt (2:22:42 AM): WHAT
Im Ngamer (2:22:45 AM): I believe he has... about 450 DLC songs
isthatagoodt (2:22:47 AM): that's crazy
isthatagoodt (2:22:50 AM): you have a FRIEND?
ID #32
Occurred: Jan 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.943/4 (35 votes)
Ultimate G2000 (12:16:07 PM): rickers, wanna make a food run?
Ultimate M2000 (12:16:18 PM): now?
Ultimate G2000 (12:16:26 PM): kinda hungry dude
Ultimate M2000 (12:16:38 PM): ok
(12:16:42 PM) Ultimate M2000 has left the room.
COME as u r337 (12:17:17 PM): we need ultimate L, F, A, and O, so we can have ultimate LMFGAO
GoldenGreg007 (12:17:32 PM): yes
GoldenGreg007 (12:17:54 PM): i want to be ultimate F
Im Ngamer (12:18:47 PM): my MOM thought you were Ultimate F last night
Im Ngamer (12:18:50 PM): wait...
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:53 PM): hahahahahahha
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:55 PM): yeah!
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:59 PM): got you good, jon
Im Ngamer (12:19:03 PM): dang it
ID #16
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.485/4 (33 votes)
Im Ngamer (5:51:40 PM): google is broken!
Im Ngamer (5:51:42 PM): omgomg
Im Ngamer (5:51:47 PM): *runs in circles*
katslover42 (5:51:55 PM): Do it like Curly, Jon!
Im Ngamer (5:53:01 PM): whoop whoop whoop whoop
katslover42 (5:53:23 PM): *whipes a tear from my eye*
That's my boy.
ID #526
Occurred: 29 May 2010
Submitted: 29 May 2010, 3:48 AM
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Rating: 2.529/4 (17 votes)
2:44:13 infil12: i was the best man for a friend a few years ago
2:44:17 infil12: p neat experience
2:44:29 isthatagoodt: niiiice
2:44:33 historictoast: as in the best man he ever put his cock in?
2:44:44 imngamer: *jaw drops again*
2:44:59 infil12: and bloode wonders why he doesn't have any friends!
2:45:00 historictoast: careful infil might stick his dick in there
2:45:04 historictoast: though you'd want that wouldn't you
2:45:13 imngamer: *jaw drops even wider*
2:45:22 historictoast: don't give him that much credit
2:45:23 infil12: he asked me to drink the champagne during the toasts at the reception
2:45:30 infil12: which was the only thing that was a little meh
2:45:41 infil12: did it for his sake, though, p much the only time i've ever had alcohol
2:45:48 historictoast: so basically you're square
2:45:51 imngamer: dang, could have just faked it
2:45:56 infil12: i tried faking it
2:46:03 infil12: he caught me and said to drink it during the next toast, lol
2:46:25 historictoast: sounds super weird
2:46:29 historictoast: like everything
2:46:32 historictoast: you faking it is weird
2:46:36 historictoast: him confronting you about it is weird
2:46:54 isthatagoodt: dang, that would be kinda awkward
2:46:54 infil12: it wasn't a big deal
2:46:59 isthatagoodt: guess i'll just get water in mine
2:47:03 historictoast: i guess you sucking his cock in front of everyone was probably the weirdest part huh
2:47:12 infil12: i didn't chug it down or anything, just had a small sip at the next toast or two
2:47:16 historictoast: lmao
2:47:27 historictoast: omg
2:47:35 historictoast: i make myself cry with laughter
2:47:38 historictoast: that's what it's come to
2:47:44 historictoast: calling people gay on the internet and crying
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