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ID #384
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 25 Aug 2006, 11:26 PM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:20 AM): well I mean
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:27 AM): I guess I kind of want a gf
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:28 AM): but like
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:32 AM): you can't push it
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:35 AM): it just has to happen
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:40 AM): so I could be waiting a long while
l34ss l3oost (12:23:42 AM): precisely
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:49 AM): well, I guess its just like playing frigate
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:54 AM): you can't play for so long
RyanWhiteGoose (12:23:57 AM): then keep going
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:01 AM): I mean, it just happens
RyanWhiteGoose (12:24:05 AM): can't force it out
l34ss l3oost (12:24:55 AM): just dont blow the bug throw when it happens
ID #471
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
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Rating: 3.458/4 (24 votes)
* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo26988 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo26988 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo26988 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo26988 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo26988 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo26988 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo26988 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
ID #399
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:40 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
Im Ngamer (12:23:38 AM): who is creeping death?
Im Ngamer (12:23:52 AM): oh, Jimmy Bauer
Im Ngamer (12:24:02 AM): someone find his SN!
Neo26988 (12:24:29 AM): That's my job isn't it.
Im Ngamer (12:24:51 AM): ah, got it
Im Ngamer (12:24:53 AM): Link4626
Im Ngamer (12:25:00 AM): interrogate him, Neo!
CieloAzor (12:25:40 AM): You don't interrogate Bauer! This isn't Soviet Russia!
Im Ngamer (12:26:41 AM): make sure you don't tell him you're a terrorist, Neo
Im Ngamer (12:26:53 AM): I've heard Bauer doesn't negotiate with them
ID #345
Occurred: Jun 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.548/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (2:31:11 PM): Sam, were you surprised, like I said you would be?
Im Ngamer (2:31:17 PM): about how many people assume you don't like them
Stickmansam 1024 (2:31:24 PM): well yes actually
Stickmansam 1024 (2:31:40 PM): anybody who actually knows me would know I'm a gentle soul
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:08 PM): and I tend to think the best of people
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:15 PM): with the exception of Jim Soderlund.
Im Ngamer (2:32:29 PM): but yeah, I was surprised how many thought that way
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:34 PM): how many?
Im Ngamer (2:32:49 PM): a good half dozen at least!
Stickmansam 1024 (2:32:54 PM): heavens.
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:08 PM): I should give all these people cookies or something
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:21 PM): filled with arsenic
Stickmansam 1024 (2:33:25 PM): so they don't vote against me again
ID #276
Occurred: Feb 15 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.448/4 (29 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (18:00:42): newgrounds looks different!
dragondragon18 (18:00:49): in a good way?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:06): well its just the top bar thing with all the things
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:29): instead of squares with pictures beside them its a horizontal line of buttons with just words in them
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:33): and its orange and black
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:53): they are regular links - instead of flash links as the old one was
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:00): and the logo is less cartoony
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:29): but its not a new layout otherwise that
BloodE of Sorrow (18:03:38): oh and the slogan has changed from "The problems of the future, today" to "Everything, by everyone."
Im Ngamer (18:18:00): hey, anyone catch that new newgrounds look?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:04): >_>
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:12): Jon, you're trying to vex me
Im Ngamer (18:18:18): huh?
Im Ngamer (18:18:27): sorry Blood, you'll have to explain after work
ID #143
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (28 votes)
I found this job that I get to watch strippers a lot, but it pays negative 20 bucks an hour
~ Greg Lavery
ID #189
Occurred: Sep 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
Neo26988 (12:49:57 AM): Here comes Jon.
Im Ngamer (12:50:04 AM): ta da!
Neo26988 (12:50:08 AM): God I'm good.
YourGirlChica (12:50:16 AM): its like magic neo
CieloAzor (12:50:30 AM): But you didn't see me coming!
YourGirlChica (12:50:54 AM): I saw you coming Cielo.
CieloAzor (12:51:20 AM): Eek, you saw that?
CieloAzor (12:51:32 AM): I thought I had the drapes closed!
ID #99
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.031/4 (32 votes)
A day in the life of an Ezboard staff member
5:00 AM - Get attacked by hacker, lose half the data.
7:10 AM - Secretary arrives at work.
7:35 AM - Secretary realises they've been attacked.
8:05 AM - After playing Solitaire for a while, secretary decides to call in maintenace guys.
8:50 AM - Secretary posts a message on Ezboard help forums and links it to the top of every board.
10:10 AM - Maintenace team arrives. They decide to take the servers completely offline while they inspect the situation.
12:45 PM - Maintenace team concludes that the systems are not physically damaged, just data has been deleted.
1:25 PM - Servers are back in place and missing posts have been replaced with a message claiming they "can't be restored".
1:30 PM - Lunch break.
3:05 PM - Maintenance team has finished sorting through backup and discovering which data needs to be backed up. Company policy states that this type of action should be documented. Maintenance team stands around waiting for secretary to type it up.
5:00 PM - Finished for the day.
9:25 PM - Systems are attacked again.

Cervone: When do they fuck each other with glass dildos?
ID #324
Occurred: Mar 19 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
Im Ngamer (4:27:40 PM): but yeah, I don't quite see the reason for a film like Hostel
CieloAzor (4:30:26 PM): They got the idea from a website that was selling "murder vacations"
CieloAzor (4:30:38 PM): You could pay 10k to kill somebody
CieloAzor (4:30:50 PM): They weren't sure if the site was real or not.
nstinson2004 (4:31:14 PM): so for 10k I could bump off jon
CieloAzor (4:31:43 PM): Well, I'm afraid you get whoever's available, Nate.
Im Ngamer (4:32:35 PM): fortunately for you Nate, I've just signed up for a 5k "get murdered vacation"
Im Ngamer (4:32:41 PM): maybe we'll hook up over there
ID #201
Occurred: Sep 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
[14:01] J Eternia F: who's 1st?
[14:02] failurewarningV1: fitzy
[14:03] *** J Eternia F has left the chat.
[14:04] Blueline Goddess: Guess he didn't like that.
[14:04] failurewarningV1: nah
[14:05] failurewarningV1: he hates to see a non-eliter top of something
[14:06] Blueline Goddess: so that explains why he didn't visit when I was at Come's house.
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