Random Quotes

* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo1337 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo1337 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo1337 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo1337 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo1337 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo1337 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo1337 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait

(23:31:20) Infilament: here's the pimp quote in case anyone missed it...
(23:31:23) Infilament: Jim Barrett: I'm naturally nice and flirtatious with women because I am a swag-monster with no actual interest in the girl. I could write a book to compete with Karl...
(23:31:59) Infilament: as a response to clemens posting something about how girls want to get with clemens because he's nice to them
(23:33:20) ngameratwork: don't know about the rest of the sentence but I CAN confirm in his pre-Ritch days he was capable of attracting the monsters of the GB bar scene
(23:33:37) isthatagoodt: how old is that quote
(23:33:52) DKK5: 10 hours or so?
(23:34:09) isthatagoodt: WHAT really
(23:34:14) isthatagoodt: how does ritch feel about it?
(23:34:58) DKK5: She's too busy getting a tatoo of a busty Jesus to care
(23:35:10) Infilament: so jim had to speak up about how HE can also get women to fawn all over him at will
(23:35:40) Infilament: and eise is involved somewhere along the line too
(23:35:52) Infilament: because that guy will always post on anything everywhere
(23:36:20) ngameratwork: the girls he was bringing home weren't exactly the '85 Bears, true, but they were the Monsters of the Mid-Waist
(23:36:46) DKK5: *groan*
(23:55:56) DKK5: okay I made a picture:
http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/general/swagmonster.png

You see, I was torn up beyond belief (stupid-drunk). As I lay there with my face cradled against the inside of the toilet seat, I suddenly realized there was a problem. I thought, "This is very unsanitary."
~ Derek Clark

FrenzyFro (1:18:29 AM): there's like 4000 wiis in all of Norway
FrenzyFro (1:19:38 AM): sucks to be in a country where everyone are PS fans
FrenzyFro (1:20:20 AM): *checks for last bus*
FrenzyFro (1:20:37 AM): *.... the night before*
FrenzyFro (1:21:08 AM): hmm, 11:45
FrenzyFro (1:21:15 AM): 10 hours in line isn't too bad
FrenzyFro (1:21:30 AM): if I bike, would the Wii fit in my backpack?
FrenzyFro (1:23:26 AM): Jon - could you measure your Wii?
Im Ngamer (1:23:38 AM): sure thing Fro
Im Ngamer (1:23:49 AM): let me get out my measuring stick here...
Im Ngamer (1:25:50 AM): ok, my Wii is 15 inches right now
Infil12 (1:25:53 AM): it won't fit.
Im Ngamer (1:26:01 AM): Fro, I think we could get it in...
Im Ngamer (1:26:08 AM): I don't promise it will be comfortable
Im Ngamer (1:26:51 AM): you might have to ride back hunched over, with a Wii in there
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): but if you start stretching and exercising now, it might not leave you exhausted

Blueline Goddess (18:00:08): the-elite.net - because you can't masturbate ALL the time

Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:17 PM): this lie detector is out of control.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:42:22 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:16 PM): This sentence is false!
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:43:29 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:08 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:13 PM): hey, he's right.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:47 PM): okay, I'm gonna have to ask it to be quiet now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:44:53 PM): False!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:08 PM): no really, I want it to shut up.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:12 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:17 PM): getting angry now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:24 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:35 PM): all right, that's it...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:46:20 PM): THE NEXT RESPONSE FROM THE LIE DETECTOR WILL BE "FALSE".
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:46:42 PM): *explodes*
(7:46:43 PM) li3 d3t3ct0r has left the room.

*after Bcks is eliminated from the Summer Contest*
Regular Mg (11:19:39 PM): Someone: Fast Death Rankings
Regular Mg (11:19:42 PM): wat
wheatrich (11:19:47 PM): I didn't get that either
Im Ngamer (11:21:25 PM): in the era when everyone was creating GE Rocket League and all that, Bcks started a competition to see who could die the fastest on each level
wheatrich (11:21:58 PM): hitler wants strategies on quick deaths
wheatrich (11:22:00 PM): surprise surprise

(11:57:16 PM) AlecBoy006: Looks like I clogged the toilet
(12:02:04 AM) AlecBoy006: There is no God
(12:02:16 AM) Thiradell: if there was a God, Corey's toilet would not have clogged
(12:02:46 AM) AlecBoy006: Forget about my toilet being clogged
(12:02:53 AM) AlecBoy006: How about all the other disasters in the world?
(12:03:13 AM) Thiradell: my left rear tire has a slow leak
(12:03:15 AM) Thiradell: I prayed
(12:03:17 AM) Thiradell: nothing
(12:03:29 AM) AlecBoy006: I prayed for a GF and got nothing
(12:03:36 AM) BluelineGoddess: rofl
(12:03:39 AM) Infil12: that's proof there IS a God, alec

Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that

(22:32:07) GoldenJ007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJ007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJ007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJ007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other