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ID #93
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.649/4 (37 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (16:44:33): Only two kinds of people come from Kokiri Forest - steers and queers. Which one are you, boy?
ID #453
Occurred: 9 Dec 2007
Submitted: 10 Dec 2007, 8:04 PM
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Rating: 2.917/4 (24 votes)
CieloAzor (9:56:52 PM): yeah, remember when Come had the best team in the league and I was fighting to stay out of last
CieloAzor (9:56:56 PM): cause I don't
Im Ngamer (9:58:47 PM): come now, you were 1-3 and your only win was against Boss, then considered the worst in the league
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 PM): let's not get TOO overconfident in how overconfident you were!
wheatrich (9:59:34 PM): Q's overconfident right now!
DKK5 (9:59:57 PM): I'm not very confident in his overconfidence
Infil12 (10:00:10 PM): i was fairly confident in bed last night
Infil12 (10:00:15 PM): DK's mor agreed!
DKK5 (10:00:27 PM): She told you that in confidence Infil!
DKK5 (10:00:43 PM): You're not a very good confidant
Infil12 (10:00:47 PM): wow
Infil12 (10:00:51 PM): i'm getting schooled by DK
Infil12 (10:00:53 PM): time to shut up!
ID #157
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.679/4 (28 votes)
YourElitenessPD (5:23:08 PM): Yeah, but the question is
YourElitenessPD (5:23:13 PM): Is he eligible to vote?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:33 PM): is he over 18 and American?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:39 PM): otherwise I doubt it
COME as u r337 (5:23:42 PM): and NOT a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:47 PM): oh wait yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:53 PM): ask him if he is a terrorist
COME as u r337 (5:24:00 PM): Have you never not been a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:01 PM): if he is, he totally can't vote
COME as u r337 (5:24:12 PM): That should be a question on all US government tests.
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:28 PM): If I asked you if you weren't not not a terrorist, wouldn't you not answer "no"?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:54 PM): That's the genius of universal ID cards
Stickmansam 1024 (5:25:12 PM): all the terrorists will have "terrorist" on their ID cards - so nobody will sell them any bombs!
ID #510
Occurred: 25 Jul 2009
Submitted: 24 Jul 2009, 6:57 PM
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Rating: 3.316/4 (19 votes)
AlecBoy006: How am I blocked from stats?
AlecBoy006: I just reported news.
AlecBoy006: That blows.
AlecBoy006: Brick abuses his power.
AlecBoy006: He does everything to spite me.
isthatagoodt: I've had requests from more than a handful of chat members to do this, and gave you more than enough chances to just SHUT THE FUCK UP
AlecBoy006: I'm fucking sick of you.
AlecBoy006: I swear
AlecBoy006: You're a no good piece of shit.
rshepherd1000: lolin
AlecBoy006: All I did was report something I saw from a website.
AlecBoy006: You said you would block me
AlecBoy006: If I mentioned stats again
AlecBoy006: And you know what?
AlecBoy006: I didn't.
isthatagoodt: ^Just did, sorry :-(
AlecBoy006: I kept my promise
AlecBoy006: Well.
AlecBoy006: I'm bringing up a point.
AlecBoy006: I still kept my promise.
AlecBoy006: I have NOT been talking about it.
AlecBoy006: God you're such a fucking faggot.
AlecBoy006: If anything
AlecBoy006: I think you're jealous
AlecBoy006: You were getting scared that I was moving on up.
isthatagoodt: LOL
AlecBoy006: It's true
AlecBoy006: I know it.
isthatagoodt: So you DID think it was a competition, didn't you!
AlecBoy006: No.
AlecBoy006: I didn't.
AlecBoy006: But that is my hypothesis.
isthatagoodt: You were getting scared that I was moving on up. <---- Yes
AlecBoy006: No.
AlecBoy006: Personally I couldn't care less.
AlecBoy006: And what would it take for me to get unbanned?
isthatagoodt: It cannot be undone
AlecBoy006: You're just abusing your power.
SupaOdin: lol do you realy care that much about it, alec?
AlecBoy006: I hate you so fucking much
AlecBoy006: You're a fucking faggot
AlecBoy006: NO GOOD
isthatagoodt: Chat stats were his LIFE
AlecBoy006: PIECE
AlecBoy006: OF
isthatagoodt: Now his life is
AlecBoy006: SHIT
isthatagoodt: BLOCKED
AlecBoy006: FUCK YOU
isthatagoodt: BURNED
AlecBoy006: FUCK YOU
isthatagoodt: LIFE = RUINED
rshepherd1000: ~Q~
SupaOdin: bahahaha
COME as u r337: ~Q~
SupaOdin: ~Q~ indeed
isthatagoodt: ~Q~
SupaOdin: omg its getting better
SupaOdin: yay
SupaOdin: anddd ~Q~
ID #596
Occurred: 13 Oct 2016
Submitted: 13 Oct 2016, 1:42 PM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (4 votes)
*Eva's first words*

(10:13:15 AM) isthatagoodyouse entered the room.
(12:38:30 PM) TopRogue7: 3.
(12:38:32 PM) TopRogue7: 3333..................
(12:38:36 PM) TopRogue7: .33
(12:38:55 PM) IsThatAGoodT: 3.3333.33, the number of times I blink daily
(12:40:20 PM) TopRogue7: Oops, sorry everybody -- Bryan's wife here. Parenting fail. Disregard.
ID #214
Occurred: Oct 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.963/4 (27 votes)
[23:18] YourGirlChica: A breezy and beautiful night here - 85 wonderful degrees
[23:18] YourGirlChica: Wait no, 75
[23:18] YourGirlChica: sorry heh
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: it's cold... raining hard... windy.
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: maybe a bit of snow mixed in.
[23:19] ImNgamer: will get up to 66 tomorrow, partly cloudy
[23:19] CieloAzor: Weather schmeather.
[23:19] ImNgamer: we'd make a fine trio of weathergirls!
[23:19] ImNgamer: I mean... weather...people
[23:20] YourGirlChica: . . .
ID #247
Occurred: Dec 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.861/4 (36 votes)
[08:24] ImNgamer: so your Dad had kids when he was... 41?
[08:24] ImNgamer: twins, as it were
[08:24] Neo26988: 39.
[08:24] Neo26988: Which is nothing special.
[08:25] Neo26988: Wait, 38.
[08:25] Neo26988: Twins are turning 13.
[08:25] ImNgamer: awww, how adorable!
[08:26] ImNgamer: make sure you tell them how adorable they are, Neo
[08:26] ImNgamer: wait, I can
[08:26] ImNgamer: next time you're asleep
[08:26] Neo26988: *chuckles* Yeah, but not tonight.
[08:26] failurewarningV1: twins going through puberty...............leave while you still can
[08:26] Neo26988: Hah, it's terrible FW.
[08:26] Neo26988: Absolutely terrible.
[08:27] ImNgamer: Neo will be able to give them some excellent advice though!
[08:27] ImNgamer: ...once he gets there himself
ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #176
Occurred: Aug 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.308/4 (26 votes)
Larkin375 (9:56:05 PM): o ok i found the html
Larkin375 (9:56:07 PM): now what?
COME as u r337 (9:56:17 PM): Edit - Select all, Edit - Copy
COME as u r337 (9:56:38 PM): You want all of that copied to your clipboard so you can paste it into a text editor to create your page.
Im Ngamer (9:56:59 PM): Larkin, here's the fast way to do it
Im Ngamer (9:57:02 PM): have the page open
COME as u r337 (9:57:03 PM): Jon
COME as u r337 (9:57:05 PM): Shut up.
COME as u r337 (9:57:06 PM): :P
Im Ngamer (9:57:07 PM): press Control and U
Im Ngamer (9:57:17 PM): click in the box, press Control and A
Im Ngamer (9:57:21 PM): then Control and C
Im Ngamer (9:57:29 PM): now click into Notepad
Im Ngamer (9:57:31 PM): Control and V
Im Ngamer (9:57:33 PM): bango!
wheatrich (9:57:33 PM): ngamer's a control freak
ID #278
Occurred: Feb 23 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.138/4 (29 votes)
Im Ngamer (11:22:43 AM): Fal's more of an American that a European!
BadassFal (11:23:54 AM): how do you work that out?
Im Ngamer (11:25:04 AM): well, you speak the language we invented
BadassFal (11:25:35 AM): ...right
Im Ngamer (11:26:32 AM): now Fal, England may have invented it originally
Im Ngamer (11:26:59 AM): but the version you speak you learned from American TV shows and movies
BadassFal (11:27:39 AM): if you ever listen to me on xbox live or have ever heard me, it sounds nothing like american
Im Ngamer (11:28:24 AM): didn't you make that one wav file, "3 things Fal likes"?
COME as u r337 (11:28:42 AM): No Jon, that was an image file
COME as u r337 (11:28:54 AM): http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg
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