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ID #294
Occurred: Apr 04 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:01 PM): my brother has a band
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:04 PM): they make "music"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:23 PM): they want to call their next album "...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..."
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:35 PM): like "Argh", but so long it doesn't fit on the cover
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:44 PM): nobody knows how long it actually is
Stickmansam 1024 (4:29:39 PM): I vote for just calling it "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:10 PM): then maybe the follow up can be "-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:15 PM): then "-gggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
holycatholique (4:30:32 PM): "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
holycatholique (4:30:34 PM): "?"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:31:06 PM): now that's just silly
ID #3
Occurred: May 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.385/4 (39 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:02:48 PM): roffle roffle roffle
ID #214
Occurred: Oct 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.963/4 (27 votes)
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[23:18] YourGirlChica: A breezy and beautiful night here - 85 wonderful degrees
[23:18] YourGirlChica: Wait no, 75
[23:18] YourGirlChica: sorry heh
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: it's cold... raining hard... windy.
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: maybe a bit of snow mixed in.
[23:19] ImNgamer: will get up to 66 tomorrow, partly cloudy
[23:19] CieloAzor: Weather schmeather.
[23:19] ImNgamer: we'd make a fine trio of weathergirls!
[23:19] ImNgamer: I mean... weather...people
[23:20] YourGirlChica: . . .
ID #514
Occurred: 23 Aug 2009
Submitted: 23 Aug 2009, 3:55 PM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (17 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (11:14:49 AM): alliance wins!
ShadowZeroPD (11:14:51 AM): 2 to go
IVI4RK (11:21:25 AM): cool story bro
holycatholique (11:25:28 AM): cool "cool story, bro" story, bro
O Beeeeeasty (11:25:54 AM): cool "cool "cool story, bro" story, bro" story bro
ID #210
Occurred: Oct 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.846/4 (26 votes)
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(03:00:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Magnesium
(03:00:37) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: good element
(03:00:43) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: not like that lousy tungsten
(03:00:49) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: I hate tungsten so much
ID #443
Occurred: 30 Aug 2007
Submitted: 31 Aug 2007, 4:35 AM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
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rshepherd1000 (5:02:42 PM): Welcome to todays Euro KotH
rshepherd1000 (5:02:58 PM): The subject this evening is Animals!
*later on*
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): Question 3
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): http://rshepherd.googlepages.com/a03gs
rshepherd1000 (5:11:17 PM): Answer: Mosquito, Myggor, Moustique, Muggen
rshepherd1000 (5:12:21 PM): its hard to find a pic of a mosquito where its not sucking someones arm
rshepherd1000 (5:12:31 PM): i have similar probs with pics of jims mor
ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
ID #559
Occurred: 1 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:38 AM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(23:05:49) Infil12: kinda feel a bit like playing Balderdash tonight
(23:06:40) venisonvixen: Jim and I can do that
(23:06:54) Infil12: i'm scared to think of all that you and jimbo can do :-(
(23:07:07) alecboy006: You mean like, them and doing a certain c word?
(23:07:08) Infil12: lol
(23:07:21) isthatagoodlinux: chinups?
(23:07:30) Infil12: chess?
(23:07:38) isthatagoodlinux: cleaning?
(23:07:39) GoldenJimbo007: cello?
(23:07:41) DKK5: certain?
(23:08:03) venisonvixen: cooking?
(23:10:09) isthatagoodlinux: cunnilingus?
(23:11:59) GoldenJimbo007: Try having a nose like mine and doing cullinginus
(23:12:01) GoldenJimbo007: p impossible
(23:12:05) venisonvixen: :(
(23:12:08) Thiradell: uuuuuuuuuuugh
(23:12:09) Ngameratwork: SON OF A
(23:12:32) Ngameratwork: requesting a one week Chat ban for Jim
(23:12:32) alecboy006: What is that?
(23:12:42) TopRogue7: you're right jim, you should stick to fellatio
ID #43
Occurred: Dec 21 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.071/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:16:17 AM): say kats
Im Ngamer (12:16:24 AM): how often do you and kat play...
katslover42 (12:16:28 AM): Play what?
Im Ngamer (12:16:30 AM): Starcraft?
katslover42 (12:16:33 AM): Never
COME as u r337 (12:16:33 AM): hide the dildo?
katslover42 (12:16:41 AM): Hide the dildo my ass...
katslover42 (12:16:43 AM): I mean..
COME as u r337 (12:16:53 AM): that IS where I hid it!
katslover42 (12:18:37 AM): Ok, so what was just nominated..?
Im Ngamer (12:18:51 AM): the general dildo thing
COME as u r337 (12:19:05 AM): general dildo? i thought we dressed it as an admiral!
Im Ngamer (12:19:27 AM): Colonel, was my understanding
ID #79
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Nemesis7891: Go, Maryland!11!!!
*OnlineHost*: Nemesis7891 rolled Jimbo's mom over and fucked her ass
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