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ID #123
Occurred: Jul 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (9:25:30 PM): Fixed my quota yet?
Im Ngamer (9:26:41 PM): I'll fix your WAGON if you're not careful!
YourElitenessPD (9:28:54 PM): I don't have a wagon in my garage!
ID #533
Occurred: 8 Sep 2010
Submitted: 8 Sep 2010, 1:45 PM
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Rating: 3.235/4 (17 votes)
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Alec has not been in chat for over 8 hours

Infil12 (12:44:28 PM): any luck with less alec in chat now that school has started?
12:44:28 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
COME as u r337 (12:44:32 PM): roflllll
CieloAzor (12:44:33 PM): lol
Infil12 (12:44:33 PM): welp
Infil12 (12:44:48 PM): same second?
ID #576
Occurred: 30 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:20 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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(23:31:20) Infilament: here's the pimp quote in case anyone missed it...
(23:31:23) Infilament: Jim Barrett: I'm naturally nice and flirtatious with women because I am a swag-monster with no actual interest in the girl. I could write a book to compete with Karl...
(23:31:59) Infilament: as a response to clemens posting something about how girls want to get with clemens because he's nice to them
(23:33:20) ngameratwork: don't know about the rest of the sentence but I CAN confirm in his pre-Ritch days he was capable of attracting the monsters of the GB bar scene
(23:33:37) isthatagoodt: how old is that quote
(23:33:52) DKK5: 10 hours or so?
(23:34:09) isthatagoodt: WHAT really
(23:34:14) isthatagoodt: how does ritch feel about it?
(23:34:58) DKK5: She's too busy getting a tatoo of a busty Jesus to care
(23:35:10) Infilament: so jim had to speak up about how HE can also get women to fawn all over him at will
(23:35:40) Infilament: and eise is involved somewhere along the line too
(23:35:52) Infilament: because that guy will always post on anything everywhere
(23:36:20) ngameratwork: the girls he was bringing home weren't exactly the '85 Bears, true, but they were the Monsters of the Mid-Waist
(23:36:46) DKK5: *groan*
(23:55:56) DKK5: okay I made a picture:
http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/general/swagmonster.png
ID #497
Occurred: 18 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 3.421/4 (19 votes)
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AlecBoy006: It's just that, people at school both students and teachers, more or so the latter, believe I have a voice for radio.
rshepherd1000: *face
ID #49
Occurred: Dec 28 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:13:46 PM): Why did my closed captioning say "Top of sexual sexual"
COME as u r337 (2:13:58 PM): what are you watching?
Cereal Fetish (2:14:08 PM): Cowboys/Saints
COME as u r337 (2:14:49 PM): the guys in the closed captioning booth must be watching pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:14:59 PM): that would be the best job ever
COME as u r337 (2:15:07 PM): to do closed captioning for pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:15:14 PM): (moaning)
COME as u r337 (2:15:21 PM): (moaning louder)
COME as u r337 (2:15:32 PM): (grunting)
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #594
Occurred: 19 Jan 2016
Submitted: 20 Jan 2016, 12:56 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (5 votes)
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(00:45:38) GoldenJ007: I prob wouldn't use the faster internet much
(00:45:39) Thiradell: what Internet do you have right now
(00:45:47) GoldenJ007: 20 down 1 up avg
(00:47:12) Thiradell: must take awhile to upload those killer GE PR videos
(00:47:52) ngameratwork: you like growing your twitch fanbase and having an active channel and chatting with your friends there but you're currently locked into only playing games from 1997
(00:47:58) ngameratwork: upgrade and break the chains
(00:48:05) Thiradell: ^this is very true, Jim
(00:48:08) Thiradell: you should play a different game
(00:48:18) Infilament: you could play Rocket League on stream if you had better net
(00:48:55) GoldenJ007: Pay higher fee to use the HOV lane on the internet, basically
(00:49:00) GoldenJ007: Kinda bs but hey
(00:49:07) Infilament: well, it's either that or start your own ISP
(00:49:11) Thiradell: the Internet is still a market lol
(00:49:15) Thiradell: the better providers charge more
(00:49:40) Infilament: it's actually closer to paying a higher fee to own a corvette instead of a pinto
(00:49:41) ngameratwork: more like paying more to travel by sports car instead of moped on a highway
(00:49:49) Thiradell: lol
(00:49:51) Infilament: dang, beat ng like a rented mule there
(00:50:10) GoldenJ007: wow
ID #255
Occurred: Dec 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.467/4 (30 votes)
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(4:29:14 PM) megawabs has entered the room.
BadassFal (4:29:18 PM): morning wabs!
megawabs (4:29:32 PM): hi fal !
Im Ngamer (4:31:22 PM): morning Wabs!
megawabs (4:31:33 PM): hi jon !
megawabs (4:31:54 PM): I can't wait to receive your package ! :-)
Rshepherd1000 (4:33:52 PM): =-O=-O=-O=-O=-O
Rshepherd1000 (4:34:02 PM): ~Q~
megawabs (4:34:56 PM): what the hell are you ~Q~ing ? o_O
BadassFal (4:35:18 PM): lmao! ~Q~
ID #513
Occurred: 19 Aug 2009
Submitted: 20 Aug 2009, 12:43 AM
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Rating: 3.412/4 (17 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:37:52 PM): Jim, a friend at work is giving away kittens, would you like one?
GoldenJ007 (11:38:08 PM): Seriously?
GoldenJ007 (11:38:09 PM): Sure
CarathornPD (11:38:17 PM): they are not for eating
Thiradell (11:38:20 PM): hahaha
GoldenJ007 (11:38:21 PM): bah
CieloAzor (11:38:32 PM): so nevermind?
ID #586
Occurred: 9 Jan 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:04 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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(19:20:52) GoldenJ007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJ007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.
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