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ID #268
Occurred: Jan 22 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.700/4 (30 votes)
BloodE of Sorrow (21:49:14): Darth Vader is Lukes Father!
CieloAzor (21:49:20): Fuck!
OLLE boll e007 (21:49:23): WHAT?
octoinky (21:49:24): dude you gotta spoiler that!
OLLE boll e007 (21:49:26): fuck you
Brian19King (21:49:27): YOU RUINED THE MOVIE
(21:49:27) OLLE boll e007 has left the room.
Regular Civilian (21:49:29): dude
Regular Civilian (21:49:33): Not cool.
CieloAzor (21:49:35): I've got the DVD sitting on my coffee table!
CieloAzor (21:49:39): Was gonna watch it after the games!
ID #199
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (26 votes)
Im Ngamer (3:27:48 PM): I haven't been in TKEP Chat since the last HoD
Im Ngamer (3:27:54 PM): and the HoD itself was great
Im Ngamer (3:28:00 PM): but UGH at the chatting
Im Ngamer (3:28:17 PM): everyone kept hugging each other constantly
Im Ngamer (3:28:44 PM): felt like an episode of Care Bears in there
ID #45
Occurred: Dec 16 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
10:03:32 AM) YourElitenessPD has left the room.
(10:03:38 AM) YourElitenessPD has entered the room.
YourElitenessPD (10:03:40 AM): *gasp*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:43 AM): It's just you and me big boy
Cereal Fetish (10:03:45 AM): Dammit
YourElitenessPD (10:03:50 AM): *horrified*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:54 AM): *suspiciously moves away from Jon*
Cereal Fetish (10:04:00 AM): :-[
Cereal Fetish (10:04:18 AM): He tried to hit me in the mouth with his face
Cyber1166 (10:05:35 AM): whoops! sorry about that
Cyber1166 (10:06:12 AM): I thought you gave me the go-ahead
Cereal Fetish (10:06:22 AM): (I did)
Cereal Fetish (10:06:36 AM): (But YE is here, so I have to act like I didn't)
ID #33
Occurred: Jan 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.567/4 (30 votes)
FoodsHoverCage (1:24:51 PM): Haircut, work, sleep, all that good stuff
(1:25:00 PM) FoodsHoverCage has left the room.
Im Ngamer (1:25:11 PM): 1:30 in the aft and he's already thinking about sleep
COME as u r337 (1:25:40 PM): i slept horribly.. it was too hot in here, but when i opened the window it was either rainy or cold
failurewarningV1 (1:26:24 PM): or that wierd man in the trenchcoat kept looking in
COME as u r337 (1:26:32 PM): I'm on the 2nd floor.
COME as u r337 (1:26:37 PM): he'd have to be 14 feet tall.
Im Ngamer (1:26:58 PM): *puts away stilts*
COME as u r337 (1:27:20 PM): Jon, don't play with your sex toys in front of the children
COME as u r337 (1:28:43 PM): you don't wanna know where he "puts them away"
COME as u r337 (1:29:02 PM): just realise that it requires a lot of grease and an air cannon
ID #193
Occurred: Sep 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.320/4 (25 votes)
(23:58:26) Neo26988: "Send us the top 10 ways you can tell a chef used to be a hacker."
(23:58:44) Neo26988: The story:
(23:58:49) Neo26988: "A Brisbane man who pleaded guilty to hacking into a former employer's system told the judge he has stopped working in IT and is training to become a chef."

* Introduces himself to you as an ex-hacker
* Apron says "World's Best Hacker"
* Wears a white hat
* Cooks nothing but ramen
* RAIDs his 5 small freezers into one big one
* Dishwasher has 128-bit encryption
* When asked about why it's taking so long to prepare the food, says "It's behind a firewall"
* Tries to get into the FBI's database with the blender
* Large collection of pornography hidden under the radishes
* Hacks vegetables
* Food on your plate is sorted by "Last Modified" date
* The cookies have chips in them
* Restaraunt has a /\/\ 3 |\| |_|
* Works for free
* Bill must be paid via PayPal
* Gets a phonecall from Microsoft 4 minutes into turning on his laptop in the kitchen
* Thinks he's better than every other chef
* Menu only has crackers on it
(Contributors: Wheat, BloodE, Sam, Neo, Dayle)
ID #529
Occurred: 11 Jun 2010
Submitted: 12 Jun 2010, 12:20 AM
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Rating: 3.438/4 (16 votes)
SupaOdin (11:17:27 PM): i saw a piecost yesterday
Ngameratwork (11:20:16 PM): what's a piecost?
SupaOdin (11:20:23 PM): around $3
SupaOdin (11:20:25 PM): :-D
Ngameratwork (11:20:27 PM): NOOOOOO
CieloAzor (11:20:27 PM): lol
CieloAzor (11:20:29 PM): owned
ID #140
Occurred: Oct 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.893/4 (28 votes)
Is Wouter your real name, by the way?
~ Jon Barber, old GameFAQs topic
ID #579
Occurred: 18 Aug 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:36 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (6 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (6:26:32 PM): Re: depression topic
GoldenJimbo007 (6:26:40 PM): Pretty sure money would cure all depression I ever faced
Infilament (6:27:00 PM): jim, don't say meaningless stuff like that
Infilament (6:27:18 PM): there's no precedent in human history for that statement
DrInvertigone (6:27:24 PM): No, Ricky. He's right. Pretty sure a girlfriend would cure all depresion *I* ever faced.
Infilament (6:27:40 PM): sigh
Thiradell (7:00:06 PM): if you have a relationship that lasts at all, and that relationship ends, you will feel worse than you ever have before
Infilament (7:01:12 PM): have you experienced heartbreak to this extent?
DrInvertigone (7:02:07 PM): Yes. Constant rejection by women. By even men, to a lesser extent. Getting passed over when I applied for jobs. Other heartbreak: 2003 NLCS, Super Bowl 41, 2010 NFC Championship, 2013 Week 17, 2014 Western Conference Final Game 7.

Infilament (7:43:39 PM): alec do you think there is no deeper level of heartbreak possible than you've experienced?
DrInvertigone (7:43:56 PM): Oh, there is, but I might as well face it since I've faced a lot already.
Thiradell (7:44:01 PM): yikes
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:07 PM): that makes absolutely no sense
Thiradell (7:44:15 PM): might as well chop my arm off since I got a papercut
isthatagoodyouse (7:44:19 PM): lol

GoldenJimbo007 (8:31:52 PM): Corey I was almost offended when you listed sports near-misses as depression
DrInvertigone (8:33:04 PM): Your favorite team won in 2010. I wasn't alive in eighty-five!
Infilament (8:33:18 PM): says the guy who LITERALLY just lived through two championships for his favorite team
dragondragon18 (8:33:25 PM): but you were alive for the blackhawks stanley cup champs
DrInvertigone (8:33:27 PM): *Second favorite team.
Infilament (8:33:37 PM): okay, sorry, second favorite team
Infilament (8:33:39 PM): i'm really sorry for you
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:22 PM): Corey, I'll take you to a Brewers vs Athletics world series game this year
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:26 PM): Will you not be depressed then?
DrInvertigone (8:35:54 PM): It'll be off my bucket list. It'll give me temporary happiness, but eventually, maybe weeks or days later, I'll sink back into my sewer.
Infilament (8:36:11 PM): now replace "attend a world series game" with "be in a relationship"
Infilament (8:36:18 PM): and your statement EXACTLY applies the same way
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:10 PM): A fat bitchy republican girlfriend will do the same to you
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): Eventually you will slap her for burning your macaroni and cheese
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:25 PM): And you'll fight/argue and she'll break up with you
DrInvertigone (8:36:40 PM): Depends how Republican we are talking here.
Infilament (8:37:06 PM): lol
Infilament (8:37:18 PM): alec would never date a staunch right-wing girl?
DrInvertigone (8:37:37 PM): You could be conservative. Just don't be crazy.
Infilament (8:37:54 PM): aha! i found out alec's bottom line
Infilament (8:38:01 PM): any girl, as long as you're not a crazy conservative
GoldenJimbo007 (8:38:09 PM): Or Rachel
GoldenJimbo007 (8:38:55 PM): "So now he'd date me?" ~ Ritch (she was sitting behind Jim reading Chat)
DrInvertigone (8:39:21 PM): Well I wouldn't date her if I had already been in a relationship, but I'd date her to be my first to get it out of the way.
dragondragon18 (8:39:31 PM): wow
GoldenJimbo007 (8:39:42 PM): Rachel just went into fight mode lol
GoldenJimbo007 (8:39:45 PM): Holy shit I'm dying here
dragondragon18 (8:39:46 PM): lol
ID #204
Occurred: Sep 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.731/4 (26 votes)
CieloAzor (2:07:00 PM): HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Blueline Goddess (2:07:08 PM): Happy Birthday Neo!
Rshepherd1000 (2:07:11 PM): hb neo
Brian19King (2:07:12 PM): Go Neo!
Brian19King (2:07:15 PM): Did your balls drop today? :)
COME as u r337 (2:07:30 PM): only his fantasy players dropped balls today
ID #290
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (26 votes)
Mr Koopa (12:13:06 PM): Haha, dude
Mr Koopa (12:13:14 PM): I always thought Wouter was like his actual name
Im Ngamer (12:39:24 PM): well the issue is whether the Swedish urban slang was named after him, or the other way around
Im Ngamer (12:39:32 PM): kind of a, what came first, the chicken or the egg
Mr Koopa (12:40:13 PM): Ahh. 'cause if that's his actual name, you guys totally should not have to listen to them. I mean, it's his NAME, you can't copyright somebody else's name
Im Ngamer (12:44:11 PM): hm, I'm not sure about that... would I be allowed to hold on to georgebush.com if that were my real name?
Im Ngamer (12:44:25 PM): or would they find some way to force me out
Mr Koopa (12:45:38 PM): Well, that's a bit different. By taking that website, you prevent anyone else from using that name
Im Ngamer (12:46:14 PM): but if it's just search results, you don't think they have a leg to stand on?
Mr Koopa (12:46:30 PM): But they're still free to have wouterjansen.com as their website. They don't have a toe to stand on
Mr Koopa (12:47:04 PM): I mean, it's not like people can't actually access their site because of yours
Im Ngamer (12:47:22 PM): well that's one way to see it... if they're that concerned, I guess they could pay to be a google paid sponsor
Im Ngamer (12:47:33 PM): so they're the first result when that search is made
Mr Koopa (12:47:37 PM): Yeah, or actually have a site worth linking to
Mr Koopa (12:47:49 PM): So that it shows up higher on the list
Mr Koopa (12:49:11 PM): Especially if your site's been around longer than theirs. If it has, then it's proof that you weren't doing it just to sabotage their site, they should have known better
Im Ngamer (12:50:14 PM): ok... I wish Clark's lawyer would have explained it this way
Mr Koopa (12:51:23 PM): Heh, law? I don't know anything about law. What I know is damn common sense :P
Im Ngamer (12:53:45 PM): alright... we'll keep this in mind as we move ahead
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