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ID #155
Occurred: Aug 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.107/4 (28 votes)
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octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo26988 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo26988 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo26988 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"
ID #470
Occurred: 21 Feb 2008
Submitted: 21 Feb 2008, 1:24 PM
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Rating: 0.546/4 (22 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:04 PM): the cut on my penis is healing well
i3 37 obo t (1:23:22 PM): hope it gets infected
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:31 PM): knock on wood!
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:36 PM): *knocks on my penis*
ID #364
Occurred: 2 Jul 2006
Submitted: 2 Jul 2006, 2:10 PM
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Rating: 2.862/4 (29 votes)
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The Illu: so only 3 more posts left to go for WR topic
ShadowZeroPD: only 3 more cocks until din mor is filled
BadassFal: yours not big enough, sz?
ID #285
Occurred: Mar 10 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.964/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:16:04 PM): Seen that site that sells pens?
CieloAzor (5:16:08 PM): Pen Island
CieloAzor (5:16:13 PM): Aka Penis Land
Im Ngamer (5:16:22 PM): dang it Q! that was implied
CieloAzor (5:16:35 PM): YOU'RE IMPLIED!
Im Ngamer (5:17:07 PM): no, my imp only tells the truth
Im Ngamer (5:17:12 PM): I raised him right
ID #83
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.966/4 (29 votes)
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Yeah, Stephen Hawking is so gay... one time I rode in this cold fusion space shuttle he developed and all of the bathrooms in it had those really wide doors and handlebars next to the toilet to hold on to to get back up... Gosh, it was gay.
~ Bryan Youse
ID #289
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (10:28:03 AM): waht's this bullshit how you have to be a mod to post?
ShadowZeroPD (10:28:19 AM): there were too many gay topics no one cared about by noobs
Larkin375 (10:29:03 AM): how do u become a mod
ShadowZeroPD (10:29:32 AM): by sucking jon's dick
Larkin375 (10:29:42 AM): no really
CieloAzor (10:33:25 AM): Show him where he can apply, SZ!
CieloAzor (10:33:29 AM): I know you have the link!
Larkin375 (10:33:34 AM): thanks azort
CieloAzor (10:33:42 AM): No problem, Lark.
Larkin375 (10:36:06 AM): so yeah umm..... the link?
CieloAzor (10:37:34 AM): Dang it, SZ.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:18 AM): www.the-elite.net/modapplications.html (www.lemonparty.org)
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:24 AM): there's a form there for you to fill in
CieloAzor (10:38:24 AM): There we go.
CieloAzor (10:38:26 AM): About time.
CieloAzor (10:38:35 AM): I was about to give him the link myself.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:36 AM): sorry, busy pwning some horde in ab
Larkin375 (10:38:44 AM): k no prob
Larkin375 (10:39:03 AM): you fuckin bitch
CieloAzor (10:39:07 AM): lololol
ShadowZeroPD (10:39:09 AM): April Fools!
CieloAzor (10:39:11 AM): Pwned!
ID #409
Occurred: 10 Jan 2007
Submitted: 10 Jan 2007, 1:08 PM
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Rating: 3.042/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:04:21): Bah, I hate having a job.
CieloAzor (12:04:28): But more than that, I hate applying for a job!
COME as u r337 (12:04:30): You don't even have it yet!
CieloAzor (12:05:58): I'll probably play poker more if I get a job.
CieloAzor (12:06:06): So I can get rich enough to quit it. :-)
COME as u r337 (12:06:10): and you'll gamble more
COME as u r337 (12:06:12): and end up losing
COME as u r337 (12:06:15): and need the job
COME as u r337 (12:06:34): then get fired for putting bets on how fast you can clean toilets at work
COME as u r337 (12:06:52): then get kicked out of the house for betting your mom you can beat her at a GNC
COME as u r337 (12:07:09): then bet away all your clothes on a game of dice out on the streets
COME as u r337 (12:07:18): and live naked under a bridge for the rest of your life
COME as u r337 (12:07:26): until you bet your spot away to some homeless guy
CieloAzor (12:08:03): I find this all ridiculously unlikely!
COME as u r337 (12:08:09): Wanna bet on it?
CieloAzor (12:08:13): You're on!
ID #152
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.387/4 (31 votes)
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I'm waiting for Aladdin -1/2: Robin Williams Just Talks to Himself in a Bottle
~ Ngamer
ID #37
Occurred: Jan 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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stankmonkeylove (7:51:58 PM): i could type with my penis
stankmonkeylove (7:52:01 PM): like uber fast
Isuxor (7:53:15 PM): I just use mine to hit space bar. THAWP
ID #112
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.788/4 (33 votes)
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GEmile 007: I <3 Nodjo
GEmile 007: I <3 you.... dont know zeebo
N0DJ0: lol
GEmile 007: I <3 SZ......... because of his PWNAGE way of using smiley's
ShadowZeroPD: ;):P:D:):O:(;):P:D:):O:(
GEmile 007: plus...
GEmile 007: bcks kinda reminds me of Hitler
ShadowZeroPD: haha :P
N0DJ0: hahahahaha
N0DJ0: true :D
ShadowZeroPD: ;)
N0DJ0: this is gonna be the vote of the day
N0DJ0: "i like bcks but he looks like hitler so i ll vote SZ"
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