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ID #20
Occurred: Apr 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:39:10 PM): They should make poison fortune cookies..
COME as u r337 (5:39:23 PM): and have the fortune say "You will die in 5...4...3...2...1..."
ID #167
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.483/4 (29 votes)
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l34ss l3oost (11:04:04 AM): i wish thomas would come on lol
l34ss l3oost (11:04:09 AM): hes like the best guy to talk to
COME as u r337 (11:04:17 AM): lol doesn't deserve that.
ID #43
Occurred: Dec 21 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.071/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:16:17 AM): say kats
Im Ngamer (12:16:24 AM): how often do you and kat play...
katslover42 (12:16:28 AM): Play what?
Im Ngamer (12:16:30 AM): Starcraft?
katslover42 (12:16:33 AM): Never
COME as u r337 (12:16:33 AM): hide the dildo?
katslover42 (12:16:41 AM): Hide the dildo my ass...
katslover42 (12:16:43 AM): I mean..
COME as u r337 (12:16:53 AM): that IS where I hid it!
katslover42 (12:18:37 AM): Ok, so what was just nominated..?
Im Ngamer (12:18:51 AM): the general dildo thing
COME as u r337 (12:19:05 AM): general dildo? i thought we dressed it as an admiral!
Im Ngamer (12:19:27 AM): Colonel, was my understanding
ID #264
Occurred: Jan 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
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Brian19King (4:15:53 PM): TD CINCY :)
Brian19King (4:16:03 PM): These Bengals came to play baby
Im Ngamer (4:16:06 PM): someone stop these 'gals!
COME as u r337 (4:16:43 PM): You better get out on the field, Jon!
COME as u r337 (4:16:49 PM): We all know gals run away from you!
Im Ngamer (4:24:51 PM): 'tis true Come, I have a powerful effect on gals
Brian19King (4:25:17 PM): similar to the effect that a large rat would have.
ID #310
Occurred: Apr 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.815/4 (27 votes)
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NathanStinson: im eating...... soup!
TehSoopMaestro: You're what?
BloodE of Sorrow: nates eating you out, soop
ID #182
Occurred: Aug 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.889/4 (27 votes)
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how about use your bike or else sell it.

other options
- let a bird fly you to your destination
- hitchhike
- invent a travel machine such as in the movie The Fly
- convert your complaining energy into moving energy

~ Wouter on insane gas prices
ID #358
Occurred: 20 Jun 2006
Submitted: 20 Jun 2006, 1:56 AM
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Rating: 2.936/4 (31 votes)
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BabbelTheFish (12:52:18 AM): I had a discman once
RyanWhiteGoose (12:52:31 AM): I had one
RyanWhiteGoose (12:52:33 AM): SIX YEARS ago
l34ss l3oost (12:52:46 AM): the other day i saw someone with a walkman
l34ss l3oost (12:52:51 AM): it was about the size of a lunch box
l34ss l3oost (12:52:58 AM): and it played cassettes
l34ss l3oost (12:52:59 AM): wtf
BabbelTheFish (12:53:00 AM): LOL
l34ss l3oost (12:53:11 AM): i couldnt help but stare
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:26 AM): *takes out portable 8-track player*
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:31 AM): no, *reel to reel player*
RyanWhiteGoose (12:53:37 AM): nej *record player*
l34ss l3oost (12:53:53 AM): portable turntables*
Regular Civilian (12:54:25 AM): I carry an orchestra with me.
ID #563
Occurred: 30 Jun 2012
Submitted: 30 Jun 2012, 4:39 PM
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Rating: 2.909/4 (11 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:09 PM): YES
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:09 PM): PR!
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:11 PM): Silo 00A 1:32
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:18 PM): Man I'm on FIRE right now
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:22 PM): HUGE PR
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:48 PM): Um
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:48 PM): Or not
GoldenJimbo007 (10:35:51 PM): Pretend i never said that
GoldenJimbo007 (10:36:01 PM): I was playing AGENT that entire time, the ultimate fuckover imo
carathornpd (10:36:07 PM): LOL JIMBO
Rshepherd1000 (10:36:09 PM): LOL
ID #546
Occurred: 10 Jan 2011
Submitted: 10 Jan 2011, 7:33 PM
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Rating: 1.500/4 (12 votes)
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Visitors from another forum are in chat commenting on Alec's new live broadcasts:

HistoricToast (6:16:26 PM): i hope his mom comes in
Thiradelletje (6:16:27 PM): lol
Thiradelletje (6:16:30 PM): "I doubt it"
Perkisabeast34 (6:16:37 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:16:58 PM): his mom has come in on both of his shows before
Thiradelletje (6:17:07 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:17:14 PM): it's so awkward to hear him talk to her
PR0NK48 (6:17:17 PM): he refers to her as mother
PR0NK48 (6:17:28 PM): and she'll hand him pudding or something and he's just liek "thank you, thank you, good bye"
ID #124
Occurred: Jul 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.765/4 (34 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:06:59 PM): 69 votes, now
Im Ngamer (11:07:03 PM): how many to each player?
yoshifan28 (11:07:07 PM): Expert 41
Obfuscation314 (11:07:08 PM): 35 SZ
TheBigBossman007 (11:07:08 PM): Expert 33
BadassFal (11:07:09 PM): 40 jim!
spedparade1 (11:07:10 PM): 35 SZ
ShadowZeroPD (11:07:13 PM): expert 40 :(
spedparade1 (11:07:19 PM): 36 expert
octoinky (11:07:29 PM): 40 expert
l34ss l3oost (11:07:36 PM): 39 expert
gbattack (11:08:06 PM): SZ 38...
CieloAzor (11:08:19 PM): 37 Expert
GoldenGreg007 (11:08:21 PM): 68 expert
GoldenGreg007 (11:08:56 PM): oh i thought we were sharing minesweeper scores
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