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ID #83
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.966/4 (29 votes)
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Yeah, Stephen Hawking is so gay... one time I rode in this cold fusion space shuttle he developed and all of the bathrooms in it had those really wide doors and handlebars next to the toilet to hold on to to get back up... Gosh, it was gay.
~ Bryan Youse
ID #166
Occurred: Aug 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.485/4 (33 votes)
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Its Ramzi (12:20:19 AM): do you have stairs in your house?
YourElitenessPD (12:20:25 AM): Nope
Its Ramzi (12:20:33 AM): goddammit man
YourElitenessPD (12:20:52 AM): I am familiar with staircases though, and am experienced in using them
ID #285
Occurred: Mar 10 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.964/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:16:04 PM): Seen that site that sells pens?
CieloAzor (5:16:08 PM): Pen Island
CieloAzor (5:16:13 PM): Aka Penis Land
Im Ngamer (5:16:22 PM): dang it Q! that was implied
CieloAzor (5:16:35 PM): YOU'RE IMPLIED!
Im Ngamer (5:17:07 PM): no, my imp only tells the truth
Im Ngamer (5:17:12 PM): I raised him right
ID #581
Occurred: 12 Jul 2014
Submitted: 21 Oct 2014, 11:04 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (3:28:54 PM): Talked to a Christina in Green Bay who knew you quite well Ng
GoldenJ007 (3:28:59 PM): We discussed you for a good 10 minutes!
Im Ngamer (3:31:59 PM): yeah Christina's cool we worked together quite a bit when she was still in Appleton
GoldenJ007 (3:32:43 PM): She's got a nice little corner office here
CarathornPD (3:33:05 PM): who is Christina
CarathornPD (3:33:14 PM): I have no idea what ppl are talking about in this chat
CarathornPD (3:33:17 PM): ive been away for too long
isthatagoodlinux (3:33:20 PM): christina was ngamer's work wife
CarathornPD (3:33:28 PM): what is a work wife?
GoldenJ007 (3:33:36 PM): He has a girl he's in love with but only at work
Im Ngamer (3:33:37 PM): Work Wife is a situation like Jim and Pam on The Office
CarathornPD (3:33:45 PM): the closest ngamer will ever get to a work wife is work wifi
ID #218
Occurred: Oct 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.852/4 (27 votes)
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MIG144MFI (8:17:47 PM): I sent in my apps to Case W and West Point today
Im Ngamer (8:18:12 PM): watch out Trent! they'll make you do pushups!
COME as u r337 (8:18:27 PM): Jon had to do a lot of pushups.
COME as u r337 (8:18:37 PM): With one of the instructors on his "back"
Im Ngamer (8:19:09 PM): well, sure, but it wasn't so bad for me
Im Ngamer (8:19:16 PM): the instructor had it worse
Im Ngamer (8:19:21 PM): 100 pushins
ID #181
Occurred: Sep 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.296/4 (27 votes)
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(17:00:23) Stickmansam 1024: The Onion updated !!
(17:00:30) Stickmansam 1024: the whole archive is available now!
(17:07:18) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: yes... for a pretty penny
(17:07:26) Stickmansam 1024: no, for free!
(17:07:39) Stickmansam 1024: http://www.theonion.com/content/archives
(17:08:12) Stickmansam 1024: *claps and jumps up and down*
(17:08:47) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ok... but how much is this going to COST me?
(17:08:54) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: $10 a year would be ok, I guess
(17:09:09) Stickmansam 1024: it'll cost you... nothing!
(17:09:18) Stickmansam 1024: it's free-as-in-beer!
(17:09:56) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: fine, fine, I'll mail you the $10 tomorrow
(17:10:05) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: but I better be able to see the Archives then
(17:10:12) Stickmansam 1024: sure
(17:10:16) Stickmansam 1024: just send me the money
(17:10:33) Stickmansam 1024: after that, it's TOTALLY free
(17:10:49) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: alright, good deal
ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
ID #479
Occurred: 1 Apr 2008
Submitted: 1 Apr 2008, 1:53 AM
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Rating: 1.955/4 (22 votes)
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COME as u r337 (01:49:50): i had vowel city the first half of the game
COME as u r337 (01:49:53): 3 u's at once
COME as u r337 (01:49:58): 3 i's and 2 o's at the same time
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:12): 3 of a kinds are gay
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:19): except if you have Es and good consonants
COME as u r337 (01:50:20): unless it's s's or e's!
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:36): yeah S is sick
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:46): 95% of people suck at using Ss
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:49): maybe even more than that
DKK5 (01:51:34): I'm going to get some
DKK5 (01:51:36): Zs
(01:51:42) DKK5 has left the room.
COME as u r337 (01:51:52): see ya later, DK-a-gator
RyanWhiteGoose (01:51:52): lmao
RyanWhiteGoose (01:51:59): that was amazing
RyanWhiteGoose (01:52:14): definitely want to play again but not tonight
COME as u r337 (01:52:16): so amazing it deserves some...
COME as u r337 (01:52:19): ~Q~'s
RyanWhiteGoose (01:52:24): haha
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
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Neo1337 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #370
Occurred: 8 Jul 2006
Submitted: 8 Jul 2006, 11:16 AM
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Rating: 1.560/4 (25 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (16:06:55): Ive streamed a few videos. They only show about 2 or 3 seconds before it starts to buffer again. Same with alot of music
BloodE of Sorrow (16:07:11): yeah thats because video streams are for broadband
AlecBoy006 (16:07:24): Why though?
J Eternia F (16:07:46): data transfer
YourElitenessPD (16:08:04): It's like trying to fit my cock in din mor's pussy
AlecBoy006 (16:08:23): ^^ HEY HEY
CieloAzor (16:08:28): Are you saying your cock is oddly shaped?
YourElitenessPD (16:08:35): ...maybe
YourElitenessPD (16:10:15): *silence*
BloodE of Sorrow (16:10:44): YE is trying to garner votes by appealing to the chat with his din mor quips
YourElitenessPD (16:10:59): Din mor said that last night
YourElitenessPD (16:11:11): Din mor!
BloodE of Sorrow (16:11:12): thats a pretty odd thing for her the say
YourElitenessPD (16:11:14): Din mor din mor din mor
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:21): :-D
YourElitenessPD (16:11:38): Dinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmordinmor
YourElitenessPD (16:11:41): :):):):):)
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:44): whoa
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (16:11:50): just voted YE!
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