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ID #20
Occurred: Apr 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:39:10 PM): They should make poison fortune cookies..
COME as u r337 (5:39:23 PM): and have the fortune say "You will die in 5...4...3...2...1..."
ID #206
Occurred: Oct 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.880/4 (25 votes)
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Neo26988 (3:17:51 PM): Holy shit this Breaka is good.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:04 PM): Your mum was good last night
Neo26988 (3:18:25 PM): She was clearly here at home.
YourElitenessPD (3:18:44 PM): How do you know I wasn't?
Neo26988 (3:19:03 PM): You don't leave the house.
ID #148
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (28 votes)
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Do not eat your controller. I can't stress this one enough.
~ Derek Clark, Game Rage part 4
ID #428
Occurred: 3 Jun 2007
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 12:51 PM
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Rating: 2.087/4 (23 votes)
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HistoricToast (12:46:02): because on surface 1 you get killed by people you can't see, easy
COME as u r337 (12:46:17): Yeah, thats why you just play til you get all klobb guards and no snipers
Redsrule3500 (12:46:29): its just random
Redsrule3500 (12:46:30): ?
HistoricToast (12:46:40): yes reds if you hadn't noticed half of everything is luck
Rshepherd1000 (12:46:41): s1 is mostly luck yes
HistoricToast (12:46:43): and the other half?
HistoricToast (12:46:46): Fate
ID #415
Occurred: 1 Mar 2007
Submitted: 1 Mar 2007, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 2.154/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (7:41:23 PM): back!
Im Ngamer (7:41:34 PM): good news Elite!
Im Ngamer (7:41:40 PM): just downloaded...
Im Ngamer (7:41:50 PM): Super Mario World!
Im Ngamer (7:41:57 PM): *fists BloodE in success*
CieloAzor (7:42:37 PM): Oh man.
CieloAzor (7:42:44 PM): Poor Blood.
ID #23
Occurred: Apr 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.733/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:17:04 PM): and now it's time for my
Im Ngamer (12:17:11 PM): daily poll predictions!
Im Ngamer (12:23:58 PM): 1/3
CieloAzor (12:24:01 PM): Poor Jon.
CieloAzor (12:24:12 PM): Even meatloaf would say that 1 out of 3 is bad.
ID #116
Occurred: Jun 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.175/4 (40 votes)
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Neo26988 (4:32:48 PM): Catching a bus to the city: $2.20
Neo26988 (4:32:56 PM): Seeing a movie in the city: $12
Neo26988 (4:33:02 PM): Lunch at Southbank: $15
Neo26988 (4:33:07 PM): Getting ditched by your best friend the night before: Priceless :'(
COME as u r337 (4:33:21 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: Priceless.
Neo26988 (4:33:37 PM): Come. :(
Neo26988 (4:33:40 PM): I'm not in the mood.
COME as u r337 (4:33:49 PM): Oh.. sorry.
COME as u r337 (4:34:02 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: $5.50
ID #52
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.839/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (12:17:52 AM): I've decorated my current cage and everything
Cereal Fetish (12:18:04 AM): Not even a hovercage?
Neo26988 (12:18:30 AM): omfg
(little later)
(12:25:15 AM) NeosHoverCage has entered the room.
NeosHoverCage (12:25:20 AM): *makes humming noise*
ID #471
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
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Rating: 3.458/4 (24 votes)
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* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo26988 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo26988 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo26988 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo26988 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo26988 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo26988 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo26988 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
ID #568
Occurred: 3 Jan 2013
Submitted: 3 Jan 2013, 7:07 PM
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Rating: 1.700/4 (10 votes)
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(18:41:38) DrInvertigone: I've had dreams with other eliters I've never met. I have had a couple with Jim.
(18:48:46) DrInvertigone: I'll never forget the time when I got 20 seconds on Runway Agent.
(18:48:51) DrInvertigone: Setting an untied.
(18:48:55) DrInvertigone: This was back in 2006.
(18:49:31) HistoricToast: you'll never forget a dream you had about something that isn't possible in a game that doesn't matter...
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