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ID #35
Occurred: Jan 10 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.035/4 (29 votes)
Im Ngamer (1:14:38 AM): nay, I can't talk to Boss because he's blocked
Im Ngamer (1:15:03 AM): I don't think I need to go into why
Im Ngamer (1:17:20 AM): (ask anyways)
YourElitenessPD (1:17:30 AM): Why?
Im Ngamer (1:19:07 AM): he insulted my garden!
YourElitenessPD (1:19:34 AM): Your garden sucks!
Im Ngamer (1:19:48 AM): oh man
Im Ngamer (1:20:10 AM): if this were an IM window, you'd be blocked so fast your head would still be spinning
Im Ngamer (1:20:19 AM): on the CARPET
Im Ngamer (1:20:36 AM): (implying it'd no longer be attached to your neck)
Im Ngamer (1:21:05 AM): (not that you'd be break dancing like a maniac)
ID #291
Occurred: Apr 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (28 votes)
J Eternia F (12:46:09 PM): so whats Mouser most recent wr?
CieloAzor (12:46:37 PM): He ran up and down the stairs in 1.8 seconds.
CieloAzor (12:46:50 PM): Touching each step.
CieloAzor (12:46:53 PM): Cause thems the rules.
J Eternia F (12:47:03 PM): (depending of the set of stairs. that would be fucking impressive)
J Eternia F (12:47:10 PM): (and impossible)
CieloAzor (12:47:31 PM): I've seen plenty of impossible things in my day!
CieloAzor (12:47:47 PM): I've seen a girl stack 10 cups and then unstack them in less than 1.8 secs.
CieloAzor (12:48:07 PM): Sure looks impossible.
J Eternia F (12:48:11 PM): I've seen Lec drink 10cups and undrink them in 1.8secs
CieloAzor (12:48:16 PM): lol!
CieloAzor (12:49:08 PM): And then drink them again?
J Eternia F (12:49:15 PM): nah
CieloAzor (12:49:23 PM): Okay, cause that would be gross.
ID #271
Occurred: 30 Jan 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.867/4 (30 votes)
Neo1337 (1:18:10 AM): Hahahahaha.
Neo1337 (1:18:11 AM): Guys.
Neo1337 (1:18:16 AM): There's a cyclone off the coast of Australia.
Neo1337 (1:18:19 AM): Cyclone Jim :-D
YourElitenessPD (1:19:02 AM): Jimbo must have fallen out of bed again
Neo1337 (1:19:13 AM): No, no, I'm thinking more SZ.
Neo1337 (1:19:28 AM): I guarentee you I know where Cyclone Jim is headed.
Neo1337 (1:19:31 AM): It's in my state.
Neo1337 (1:19:37 AM): Dinmore. :-\
ID #357
Occurred: 18 Jun 2006
Submitted: 18 Jun 2006, 12:26 AM
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Rating: 2.900/4 (30 votes)
GoldenJ007 (11:54:53 PM): I played defensive end in HS football >_<
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:16 PM): I was QB
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:20 PM): man, I got so much pussy
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:24 PM): I didn't know what to do with it all
Blueline Goddess (11:55:46 PM): and that's why you're still a virgin!
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJ007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJ007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJ007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJ007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJ007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJ007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJ007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJ007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJ007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJ007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJ007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #253
Occurred: 19 Dec 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.419/4 (31 votes)
Im Ngamer (7:27:52 PM): I'll take them right after I eat this
Im Ngamer (7:27:54 PM): burger!
COME as u r337 (7:28:01 PM): i've figured out jons diet
COME as u r337 (7:28:11 PM): burgers, pizza, mcdonalds, subway
Neo1337 (7:28:20 PM): When does he eat cock?
COME as u r337 (7:28:32 PM): "The Boss Tour.avi"
ID #123
Occurred: Jul 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
YourElitenessPD (9:25:30 PM): Fixed my quota yet?
Im Ngamer (9:26:41 PM): I'll fix your WAGON if you're not careful!
YourElitenessPD (9:28:54 PM): I don't have a wagon in my garage!
ID #154
Occurred: 5 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.931/4 (29 votes)
octoinky (7:13:37 PM): jean text messaged me asking if he won
ShadowZeroPD (7:13:55 PM): sms
octoinky (7:14:37 PM): what does SMS stand for?
Neo1337 (7:14:46 PM): Short Message System or something.
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:47 PM): short messaging system or something
Neo1337 (7:14:53 PM): rofl
ShadowZeroPD (7:14:53 PM): rofl
megawabs (7:14:54 PM): lol
Neo1337 (7:14:55 PM): lmfgao
ID #463
Occurred: 23 Jan 2008
Submitted: 23 Jan 2008, 1:05 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (24 votes)
Blueline Goddess: my hair is lighter than it appears in pictures
Blueline Goddess: http://morganvalleystables.com/images/Dayle1987.jpg
RyanWhiteGoose: how old are you in that pic?
RyanWhiteGoose: you look kinda hot
RyanWhiteGoose: so Im guessing 15
Blueline Goddess: 7
RyanWhiteGoose: oh :s
RyanWhiteGoose: well thats really awkward
ID #510
Occurred: 25 Jul 2009
Submitted: 24 Jul 2009, 6:57 PM
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Rating: 3.316/4 (19 votes)
AlecBoy006: How am I blocked from stats?
AlecBoy006: I just reported news.
AlecBoy006: That blows.
AlecBoy006: Brick abuses his power.
AlecBoy006: He does everything to spite me.
isthatagoodt: I've had requests from more than a handful of chat members to do this, and gave you more than enough chances to just SHUT THE FUCK UP
AlecBoy006: I'm fucking sick of you.
AlecBoy006: I swear
AlecBoy006: You're a no good piece of shit.
rshepherd1000: lolin
AlecBoy006: All I did was report something I saw from a website.
AlecBoy006: You said you would block me
AlecBoy006: If I mentioned stats again
AlecBoy006: And you know what?
AlecBoy006: I didn't.
isthatagoodt: ^Just did, sorry :-(
AlecBoy006: I kept my promise
AlecBoy006: Well.
AlecBoy006: I'm bringing up a point.
AlecBoy006: I still kept my promise.
AlecBoy006: I have NOT been talking about it.
AlecBoy006: God you're such a fucking faggot.
AlecBoy006: If anything
AlecBoy006: I think you're jealous
AlecBoy006: You were getting scared that I was moving on up.
isthatagoodt: LOL
AlecBoy006: It's true
AlecBoy006: I know it.
isthatagoodt: So you DID think it was a competition, didn't you!
AlecBoy006: No.
AlecBoy006: I didn't.
AlecBoy006: But that is my hypothesis.
isthatagoodt: You were getting scared that I was moving on up. <---- Yes
AlecBoy006: No.
AlecBoy006: Personally I couldn't care less.
AlecBoy006: And what would it take for me to get unbanned?
isthatagoodt: It cannot be undone
AlecBoy006: You're just abusing your power.
SupaOdin: lol do you realy care that much about it, alec?
AlecBoy006: I hate you so fucking much
AlecBoy006: You're a fucking faggot
AlecBoy006: NO GOOD
isthatagoodt: Chat stats were his LIFE
AlecBoy006: PIECE
AlecBoy006: OF
isthatagoodt: Now his life is
AlecBoy006: SHIT
isthatagoodt: BLOCKED
AlecBoy006: FUCK YOU
isthatagoodt: BURNED
AlecBoy006: FUCK YOU
isthatagoodt: LIFE = RUINED
rshepherd1000: ~Q~
SupaOdin: bahahaha
COME as u r337: ~Q~
SupaOdin: ~Q~ indeed
isthatagoodt: ~Q~
SupaOdin: omg its getting better
SupaOdin: yay
SupaOdin: anddd ~Q~
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