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ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
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*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJimbo007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJimbo007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #471
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
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Rating: 3.458/4 (24 votes)
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* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo26988 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo26988 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo26988 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo26988 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo26988 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo26988 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo26988 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
ID #89
Occurred: Jun 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.156/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:43:49 PM): and then it reads
Im Ngamer (9:44:00 PM): Jon, Enjoy your present.
Im Ngamer (9:44:08 PM): Remember it when choosing POM's.
Im Ngamer (9:44:18 PM): (insert winking emoticon here)
Im Ngamer (9:44:26 PM): -Steve
Im Ngamer (9:44:49 PM): and then there's a postscript
Im Ngamer (9:45:00 PM): P.S. Jimbo's gay!
Neo26988 (9:44:58 PM): What was the present?
Neo26988 (9:45:00 PM): Penis?
Im Ngamer (9:45:14 PM): yes Neo, that's exactly what he mailed me
Im Ngamer (9:45:19 PM): do you miss it yet, Come?
COME as u r337 (9:45:26 PM): That wasn't mine.
Im Ngamer (9:45:39 PM): well, that takes a little of the magic out of it
COME as u r337 (9:45:36 PM): They didn't have an envelope big enough :(
ID #494
Occurred: 15 Oct 2008
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:09 AM
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Rating: 2.316/4 (19 votes)
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*during video game costume KotH*

<Ngamer> (21:56:30) [0:45, 2 points, 2 answers]
Q8. Holy wow, that's an eye-catching pair of.... boots she's sporting. It's pretty shameful to lose to a girl, but if doing so resulted in a victory pose like THIS, I bet it would happen much more often. Can you name this queen of the fighting scene, and what series she comes from?

http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/earlyhalloween/529.jpg

<Ngamer> (21:57:17) TIME is up for everyone!
<Ngamer> (21:57:29) this is of course...
<KotHBot> (21:57:32) Correct answer: Cammy from Street Fighter
<KotHBot> (21:57:32) +2 points to Infil

*later on*

<Ngamer> (22:33:21) here's a bonus of Cammy!
<Ngamer> (22:33:24) http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/earlyhalloween/529BONUS.jpg
<Infilament> (22:33:45) now THAT is top tier
<DK> (22:33:47) I wonder if she has Cammy-toe
ID #271
Occurred: Jan 30 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.867/4 (30 votes)
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Neo26988 (1:18:10 AM): Hahahahaha.
Neo26988 (1:18:11 AM): Guys.
Neo26988 (1:18:16 AM): There's a cyclone off the coast of Australia.
Neo26988 (1:18:19 AM): Cyclone Jim :-D
YourElitenessPD (1:19:02 AM): Jimbo must have fallen out of bed again
Neo26988 (1:19:13 AM): No, no, I'm thinking more SZ.
Neo26988 (1:19:28 AM): I guarentee you I know where Cyclone Jim is headed.
Neo26988 (1:19:31 AM): It's in my state.
Neo26988 (1:19:37 AM): Dinmore. :-\
ID #148
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.143/4 (28 votes)
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Do not eat your controller. I can't stress this one enough.
~ Derek Clark, Game Rage part 4
ID #404
Occurred: 12 Dec 2006
Submitted: 12 Dec 2006, 12:02 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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Neo26988 (12:30:50 AM): Jon, you've had Zelda for... how long now?
Neo26988 (12:30:56 AM): Just under 4 weeks.
Neo26988 (12:31:01 AM): And you haven't started.
Im Ngamer (12:31:43 AM): I did too start!
Im Ngamer (12:31:53 AM): I even had to go and find a knife
Im Ngamer (12:31:59 AM): to get through the packaging
Im Ngamer (12:32:04 AM): so I'm pretty far along
ID #9
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.818/4 (33 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:36:57 PM): aw man
Im Ngamer (6:37:12 PM): I just get out of the shower, and suddenly there's 6 girls in the townhouse
Im Ngamer (6:37:22 PM): they're the one who are going to be living here next year
Im Ngamer (6:40:02 PM): worse yet, I had those pics of Come on the screen yet
Im Ngamer (6:40:09 PM): now 4 of the 6 are in love with him
COME as u r337 (6:40:21 PM): the other 2 are dykes?
Im Ngamer (6:41:10 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (6:43:03 PM): very much so
ID #139
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.857/4 (28 votes)
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My..space..bar..doesn't..work..suddenly...happened..last..night..not..sure..why...
~ Derek Clark
ID #536
Occurred: 14 Sep 2010
Submitted: 15 Sep 2010, 2:22 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (14 votes)
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9:19:33 carathornpd: temped to post HEAR ME on jimbos last facebook update
9:19:37 BluelineGoddess: DO IT
9:19:43 carathornpd: done
9:19:46 carathornpd: ffs dayle
9:19:49 carathornpd: YOU MADE ME DO IT
9:19:49 newershadow: maybe that will get him in chat

9:19:38 Ngonhislaptop: Ritch, is the moped big enough for you both to ride?
9:19:46 rachielynn26: I didn't look much at it.
9:19:48 comeasur337: the moped isn't big enough for JIM
9:20:06 BluelineGoddess: lol Steve almost got me to spray water out my nose
9:20:19 carathornpd: WHAHAHAHAHA come
9:20:25 polyamorous527: ritch have jimbo ride the moped naked
9:20:29 polyamorous527: and take pictures
9:20:35 carathornpd: oh god
9:20:37 carathornpd: tyler pwn
9:21:04 thiradell: I'm pretty sure we could destroy any Jimbo status
9:21:06 thiradell: me Cara and Come

*later*
11:18:11: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
11:19:27 goldenjimbo007: welp
11:19:40 goldenjimbo007: No point in having a status on facebook for a while
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