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ID #500
Occurred: 15 Apr 2009
Submitted: 15 Apr 2009, 3:45 AM
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Rating: 3.050/4 (20 votes)
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PYLemire (2:30:23 AM): I'm pretty bad at starting convos QB :P
PYLemire (2:30:30 AM): plus I'm eating ;-)
CieloAzor (2:31:11 AM): all right, what are you having?
PYLemire (2:34:03 AM): chicken!
CieloAzor (2:34:24 AM): I heard you are what you eat
CieloAzor (2:34:26 AM): any truth to that?
CieloAzor (2:34:59 AM): I guess that makes Glen a pussy
PYLemire (2:34:59 AM): yeah
PYLemire (2:35:12 AM): and Goose a dick?
SupaOdin (2:35:14 AM): guess that makes jimbo an everything?
ID #79
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Nemesis7891: Go, Maryland!11!!!
*OnlineHost*: Nemesis7891 rolled Jimbo's mom over and fucked her ass
ID #80
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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GoldeneyeGuy007: Damn, I want to visit Ngamer
comeasur337: I'm just gonna go sleep in his backyard
Mr Food 6684: I'll sleep on his roof
Mr Food 6684: And pee down his chimney
ID #292
Occurred: Apr 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:31:11 PM): did Bonds homer?
CieloAzor (10:31:38 PM): No.
Im Ngamer (10:31:49 PM): good
octoinky (10:31:57 PM): lol why good?
CieloAzor (10:32:25 PM): Cause he's a jerk?
octoinky (10:32:36 PM): the media is worse
octoinky (10:32:47 PM): wouldn't you be a little sick of all of that by now?
Im Ngamer (10:33:03 PM): I'd be sick for alot of reasons if I was Bonds
Im Ngamer (10:33:10 PM): with all I was injecting into myself
ID #548
Occurred: 20 Feb 2011
Submitted: 20 Feb 2011, 9:37 PM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (13 votes)
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HiddeNVillsgEoo7: rate the following athletes in terms of OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY;
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: David Villa
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sven Kramer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Tony Stewart
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: John Daly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sidney Crosby
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Bobby Fischer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Ken Jennings
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Albert Pujols
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Usain Bolt
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Michael Phelps
dragondragon18: Crosby before he got hurt?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: I don't think there is a worse POSSIBLE thing to say after that list
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: a random word generator would have said something more relevant
carathornpd: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ID #503
Occurred: 4 Jun 2009
Submitted: 4 Jun 2009, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 3.105/4 (19 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:00 AM): Scott
isthatagoodt (1:19:04 AM): Yes?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:04 AM): try watching Armageddon with Sophia
isthatagoodt (1:19:09 AM): And...?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:12 AM): see who cries first
isthatagoodt (1:19:13 AM): Love that movie btw
Infil12 (1:20:01 AM): i cried when i watched armageddon, i'm not going to lie
Infil12 (1:20:09 AM): i couldn't believe the horrible physics i was watching
ID #566
Occurred: 12 Dec 2012
Submitted: 13 Dec 2012, 8:11 PM
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Rating: 3.700/4 (10 votes)
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(02:38:14) CieloAzor: already got something neat to bring to VA next year
(02:38:23) CieloAzor: Infil's the only one I showed
(02:38:41) Infil1212: kinda excited to see it in action
(02:40:03) Im Ngamer: I don't think I'll be bringing anything surprising to VA this year, except my wife
(02:40:21) CieloAzor: good one
(02:40:34) Infil1212: are you going to bring your own air pump, or use the Weatherton's?
(02:40:46) Im Ngamer: ...
ID #222
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.033/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:17 PM): this lie detector is out of control.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:42:22 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:16 PM): This sentence is false!
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:43:29 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:08 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:13 PM): hey, he's right.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:47 PM): okay, I'm gonna have to ask it to be quiet now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:44:53 PM): False!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:08 PM): no really, I want it to shut up.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:12 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:17 PM): getting angry now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:24 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:35 PM): all right, that's it...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:46:20 PM): THE NEXT RESPONSE FROM THE LIE DETECTOR WILL BE "FALSE".
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:46:42 PM): *explodes*
(7:46:43 PM) li3 d3t3ct0r has left the room.
ID #385
Occurred: 26 Aug 2006
Submitted: 26 Aug 2006, 6:55 PM
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Rating: 2.652/4 (23 votes)
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BadassFal (22:48:59): Tonights KOTH is a...
BadassFal (22:49:13): Elite Summer Contest Trivia!
BadassFal (22:49:42): all answers will need to be sent via IM
BadassFal (22:51:46): I was going to do the copycat koth but there is one flaw
BadassFal (22:52:19): Well i'll leave the decision to you guys
BadassFal (22:52:34): Its either Summer Contest or Copycat!
BloodE of Sorrow (22:52:43): copycat!
BadassFal (22:53:13): ok, i will go with copycat
BadassFal (22:53:59): Basically i am going to type a sentence and you must write it out exactly as i have

*much later*
Im Ngamer (23:23:44): back!
Im Ngamer (23:23:54): alright Euros, let's start this KotH!
durrkmeister (23:23:57): um
durrkmeister (23:23:59): start?
BloodE of Sorrow (23:23:58): its started jon
BloodE of Sorrow (23:24:01): a loooong time ago
Im Ngamer (23:24:02): wha?
Im Ngamer (23:24:05): you didn't wait for me?!
Im Ngamer (23:25:01): who's way out in front? Wabs?
durrkmeister (23:25:06): no
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:06): Me jon
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:08): Me and durk
durrkmeister (23:25:08): me and BloodE
Im Ngamer (23:25:18): Durk knows about the Contests?
Im Ngamer (23:25:22): I don't understand how!
Im Ngamer (23:25:53): are we IMing answers to Fal?
durrkmeister (23:25:55): no
durrkmeister (23:25:56): in chat

BadassFal (23:25:25): #8.
BadassFal (23:25:58): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
durrkmeister (23:25:15): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
BloodE of Sorrow (23:25:15): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
megawabs (23:25:16): Who won this Years Elite summeR contest?:
BadassFal (23:26:23): jon voted "clark" to me
Im Ngamer (23:26:42): hope I was right!
Im Ngamer (23:28:33): I was expecting these questions to be a little harder
Im Ngamer (23:28:44): but I guess that's why everyone is scoring

BadassFal (23:28:50): #9.
BadassFal (23:30:04): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
durrkmeister (23:30:19): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
octoinky (23:30:20): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn
FrenzyFro (23:30:21): WhaL TeH eLL R u DoLn*
BadassFal (23:30:31): Im Ngamer (23:30:23): what am I doing?
BadassFal (23:30:43): Im Ngamer (23:30:28): I'm playing Euro KotH!
Im Ngamer (23:30:46): that was an odd "question"
Im Ngamer (23:30:57): I don't quite see the Contest connection

BadassFal (23:33:45): #10.
BadassFal (23:34:30): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
octoinky (23:34:44): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
BloodE of Sorrow (23:34:47): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
TheBigBossman007 (23:34:47): make sure yoY tpe this corretly guys...
BadassFal (23:34:59): Im Ngamer (23:34:46): ok, I will
BadassFal (23:34:59): Im Ngamer (23:34:56): but what's the question?

Im Ngamer (23:38:25): I think I scored on those last 3
BloodE of Sorrow (23:38:32): Jon you're a comedy legend
ID #534
Occurred: 9 Sep 2010
Submitted: 9 Sep 2010, 10:54 PM
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Rating: 3.286/4 (14 votes)
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7:00:04 infil12: in that NFL fantasy commercial where the guy says "just because i'm retired doesn't mean i'm not busy"
7:00:12 infil12: what does he say when he's playing madden?
7:00:33 thiradell: "that athlete's foot stuff really does work"
7:00:28 hiddenvillsgeoo7: "I'm a fag, hurr durr"
7:00:39 infil12: no, not the text you sent that girl, goose
7:01:21 hiddenvillsgeoo7: LOL
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