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ID #22
Occurred: Apr 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.897/4 (29 votes)
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CieloAzor (7:33:20 PM): Ok then. Why would LITA consider Kane?
COME as u r337 (7:33:36 PM): she was forced to marry him
COME as u r337 (7:34:03 PM): after matt hardy (her real life and storyline boyfriend) lost to kane in a match with that stipulation
COME as u r337 (7:34:19 PM): she's since cheated on him in real life. with Edge
COME as u r337 (7:34:28 PM): who's cheated on his last 2 wives in real live
COME as u r337 (7:35:03 PM): hardy was fired, because it was too much of a distraction
COME as u r337 (7:35:12 PM): and edge was too important to the company
CieloAzor (7:35:51 PM): That sucks actually.
COME as u r337 (7:35:58 PM): Yup
Im Ngamer (7:38:29 PM): gah, they fired Matt just for that?
COME as u r337 (7:38:38 PM): Sure did
Im Ngamer (7:38:46 PM): talk about insult to injury
COME as u r337 (7:38:49 PM): well
COME as u r337 (7:38:52 PM): he was injured.. lol
Im Ngamer (7:39:08 PM): talk about injury to insult to injury
ID #414
Occurred: 26 Feb 2007
Submitted: 25 Feb 2007, 7:38 PM
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Rating: 2.833/4 (24 votes)
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(12:18:23 AM) AlecBoy006 has entered the room.
AlecBoy006 (12:18:33 AM): Ok, I'm calling out Jon Barber.
AlecBoy006 (12:19:05 AM): Ok, Jon. What are you hiding?
Im Ngamer (12:19:27 AM): my secret life as a rapist?
Infil12 (12:19:46 AM): ... that explains a lot.
Infil12 (12:19:58 AM): including your many rapes.
Im Ngamer (12:20:06 AM): yes, those especially
ID #130
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.714/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:18:33 PM): Ugh. Who farted?
(5:18:35 PM) CieloAzor has left the room.
Im Ngamer (5:18:44 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:43 PM): that was me
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:44 PM): sorry
Stickmansam 1024 (5:19:50 PM): been eating a lot of fibre lately
Stickmansam 1024 (5:20:00 PM): keeps me regular, but at a price
ID #84
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.069/4 (29 votes)
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Look at me! I'm a gay bricklayer! Oh no, someone's dying over there! I'll go lay bricks all over them, thus making me important! I know a the cure for aids; laying bricks, of course! Geeze, if I didn't exist, the world would be NOTHING!
~ Tyler Probert
ID #162
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:39:08 PM): eh, wheat is such a gay
Im Ngamer (9:39:15 PM): he's refusing to Fantasy with us this year
dragondragon18 (9:39:26 PM): he thinks hes too good for us
COME as u r337 (9:39:26 PM): ...Jon.. calling someone gay???
CieloAzor (9:39:36 PM): Jon called somebody a gay?
COME as u r337 (9:39:42 PM): That's like Neo making a funny joke!
ID #392
Occurred: 12 Oct 2006
Submitted: 12 Oct 2006, 4:30 PM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (21:16:56): what's that book you want Sam to read Come?
COME as u r337 (21:17:42): "The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence" by Ray Kurzweil
COME as u r337 (21:17:44): Why?
(21:23:26) The Illu has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (21:23:54): because I'm stopping at the library before work
The Illu (21:24:11): I see
Im Ngamer (21:24:51): Illu, shut your face!
The Illu (21:25:21): I see
The Illu (21:25:41): shit man!
The Illu (21:25:43): ok ok ok
ID #58
Occurred: Jan 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:42:25 PM): whoa, a girl is 42nd
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:46 PM): how sad that such a comment must be preceded by a "whoa"
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:49 PM): but true
Im Ngamer (11:42:51 PM): that's like a new female record
Im Ngamer (11:42:57 PM): for anything
Was He DUpgamer (11:42:58 PM): she'll be 280th by next week
Was He DUpgamer (11:43:04 PM): bcs of those emotions
Neo26988 (11:43:46 PM): she'll have PMS then have like....really bad game-rage
Neo26988 (11:44:02 PM): I think that's why girls shouldn't compete for times
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:11 PM): quite a mature stance
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:15 PM): i think they need to make more babies
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:16 PM): and less PRs
Was He DUpgamer (11:44:28 PM): if i may be sincere
ID #364
Occurred: 2 Jul 2006
Submitted: 2 Jul 2006, 2:10 PM
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Rating: 2.862/4 (29 votes)
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The Illu: so only 3 more posts left to go for WR topic
ShadowZeroPD: only 3 more cocks until din mor is filled
BadassFal: yours not big enough, sz?
ID #289
Occurred: Apr 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (10:28:03 AM): waht's this bullshit how you have to be a mod to post?
ShadowZeroPD (10:28:19 AM): there were too many gay topics no one cared about by noobs
Larkin375 (10:29:03 AM): how do u become a mod
ShadowZeroPD (10:29:32 AM): by sucking jon's dick
Larkin375 (10:29:42 AM): no really
CieloAzor (10:33:25 AM): Show him where he can apply, SZ!
CieloAzor (10:33:29 AM): I know you have the link!
Larkin375 (10:33:34 AM): thanks azort
CieloAzor (10:33:42 AM): No problem, Lark.
Larkin375 (10:36:06 AM): so yeah umm..... the link?
CieloAzor (10:37:34 AM): Dang it, SZ.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:18 AM): www.the-elite.net/modapplications.html (www.lemonparty.org)
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:24 AM): there's a form there for you to fill in
CieloAzor (10:38:24 AM): There we go.
CieloAzor (10:38:26 AM): About time.
CieloAzor (10:38:35 AM): I was about to give him the link myself.
ShadowZeroPD (10:38:36 AM): sorry, busy pwning some horde in ab
Larkin375 (10:38:44 AM): k no prob
Larkin375 (10:39:03 AM): you fuckin bitch
CieloAzor (10:39:07 AM): lololol
ShadowZeroPD (10:39:09 AM): April Fools!
CieloAzor (10:39:11 AM): Pwned!
ID #276
Occurred: Feb 15 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.448/4 (29 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (18:00:42): newgrounds looks different!
dragondragon18 (18:00:49): in a good way?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:06): well its just the top bar thing with all the things
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:29): instead of squares with pictures beside them its a horizontal line of buttons with just words in them
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:33): and its orange and black
BloodE of Sorrow (18:01:53): they are regular links - instead of flash links as the old one was
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:00): and the logo is less cartoony
BloodE of Sorrow (18:02:29): but its not a new layout otherwise that
BloodE of Sorrow (18:03:38): oh and the slogan has changed from "The problems of the future, today" to "Everything, by everyone."
Im Ngamer (18:18:00): hey, anyone catch that new newgrounds look?
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:04): >_>
BloodE of Sorrow (18:18:12): Jon, you're trying to vex me
Im Ngamer (18:18:18): huh?
Im Ngamer (18:18:27): sorry Blood, you'll have to explain after work
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