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ID #18
Occurred: May 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (32 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (7:41:29 PM): Back!
Im Ngamer (8:02:05 PM): wb YE!
failurewarningV1 (8:03:40 PM): wow only 20 mins slow there jon
Im Ngamer (8:05:33 PM): thanks- I've been exercising my reflexes
failurewarningV1 (8:05:54 PM): ready for you meet with boss huh
Im Ngamer (8:13:34 PM): yeah, exactly
Im Ngamer (8:13:49 PM): "Welcome to my house, Jon"
Im Ngamer (8:13:57 PM): *stares into space for 15 minutes*
ID #383
Occurred: 22 Aug 2006
Submitted: 22 Aug 2006, 3:15 PM
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Rating: 2.885/4 (26 votes)
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*QB's cousin Qwalm and Derek Clark sign up for the last two Fantasy Football spots*
*Clark names his team "Apologetic Rapists." Qwalm names his team "My Penis"*

Come: I hope Come will eclipse My Penis this year!
Ngamer: In Week One, My Penis will be cut down to size!
Neo: I can't wait to tear My Penis a new one!
QB: I'm gonna beat My Penis and then lick Come!

Ngamer: Oh jeez... with the schedule breaking down the way it does, I can already tell that the tension is going to be mounting all season. I simply can't wait for Week 9; there's no telling what Apologetic Rapists are going to do when they get their hands on My Penis.

QB: Apologetic Rapists eh? I'm pretty sure Qwalm will find that team name in poor taste. I'm pretty sure My Penis won't stand for Apologetic Rapists.

QB: At first, I thought My Penis was a bit obscene. But after further reflection, I must credit it for being short and to the point. Needless to say, My Penis is really growing on me!

Qwalm: For the love of all that is holy, keep My Penis out of your mouths.

Ngamer: My apologies, Qwalm. You make a strong point; it seems as though My Penis has been on the tip of my tongue every night this week!
ID #46
Occurred: Dec 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (12:56:44 AM): and you smell like a kangaroo's pouch
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:48 AM): but we all have problems
Neo26988 (12:56:55 AM): that's because I tied my kangaroo up before
Neo26988 (12:56:59 AM): and he started licking me
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:02 AM): omfg
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:06 AM): you have a kangaroo really?
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:09 AM): please say yes!
Neo26988 (12:57:09 AM): yeah
Cyber1166 (12:57:24 AM): I thought you just kept them in the house?
Neo26988 (12:58:34 AM): we do, I had to put the kangaroo out
Neo26988 (12:58:41 AM): cause my cats kept ganging up on him
Neo26988 (12:58:44 AM): poor thing :(
Neo26988 (12:59:17 AM): we dress him up as Santa on Christmas
Neo26988 (12:59:20 AM): it's funny
Neo26988 (12:59:26 AM): the hats too big for him and he keeps running into shit
Neo26988 (12:59:56 AM): my brother gave him a bucket of liquor one day...
COME as u r337 (1:00:02 AM): hahahahha
Cyber1166 (1:00:13 AM): stick with the kangaroo stuff, you're on fire
COME as u r337 (1:00:15 AM): making up stories about a kangaroo you dont have is the coolest thing youve ever done neo
ID #281
Occurred: Mar 02 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.900/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:43:41 PM): You know..
COME as u r337 (6:43:45 PM): Neo's been missing for awhile
COME as u r337 (6:43:52 PM): I think we should start a new project..
COME as u r337 (6:43:59 PM): In order to locate him and bring him back
COME as u r337 (6:44:03 PM): We'll call it...
COME as u r337 (6:44:05 PM): "Finding Emo"
ID #562
Occurred: 13 Jun 2012
Submitted: 20 Jun 2012, 4:46 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(23:25:37) AlecBoy006: If I ever go to Virginia, I want to bring Mace.
(23:26:10) Ngameratwork: funny, Liz said the same thing when she heard you were coming
(23:26:21) AlecBoy006: For real?
(23:26:33) Ngameratwork: she sounded pretty serious, yeah
ID #397
Occurred: 18 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:21 PM
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Rating: 1.609/4 (23 votes)
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Mallow0519 (4:26:46 PM): ...
comeasur337 (4:26:53 PM): Hi Mallow
comeasur337 (4:27:28 PM): Whats up?
Mallow0519 (4:27:35 PM): i just installed AIM
comeasur337 (4:27:39 PM): cool
comeasur337 (4:27:50 PM): yeah.. noticed youve not been on lately
Cyber1166 (4:28:00 PM): what happened?
Mallow0519 (4:28:10 PM): i uninstalled it ...
Cyber1166 (4:28:32 PM): aw... that wasn't a very good story
comeasur337 (4:28:36 PM): yeah
comeasur337 (4:28:42 PM): i expected like.. a bear attack
Cyber1166 (4:28:59 PM): try it again, and this time, funny it up
Mallow0519 (4:29:33 PM): yeah, ok... i uninstalled aim so I wouldn't have to ask it (aim) to sit and rotate on my penis every minute of my life
Cyber1166 (4:29:49 PM): haha! much better
ID #200
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (3:47:42 PM): I have my capture card, and am able to watch TV on my computer, but it just isn't the same.
Neo26988 (3:47:55 PM): You dont' get the gay channel?
ID #588
Occurred: 20 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:15 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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*Jim and Ritch break up, Alec leaving soon for his new job*

(22:20:54) DrInvertigone: I'm highly motivated for Massachusetts.
(22:21:07) DrInvertigone: Like, really motivated.
(22:21:11) GoldenJimbo007: I'm highly motivated to eat this pizza right now
(22:21:15) GoldenJimbo007: Since rachel took my gd microwave
(22:21:22) BluelineGoddess: cold Chef has to suck
(22:22:22) TopRogue7: how did she take YOUR microwave lol
(22:22:33) TopRogue7: out of all the things to steal in a rage
(22:22:37) TopRogue7: i guess she hit you where it hurt the most
(22:22:43) BluelineGoddess: think it was technically her microwave
(22:22:49) GoldenJimbo007: Yeah dayle is right
(22:23:08) TopRogue7: huh, never known jim to skimp on the truth before
(22:23:16) BluelineGoddess: lol
(22:23:19) GoldenJimbo007: Meh, I bought it for her
(22:23:23) GoldenJimbo007: That was basically my microwave
(22:23:38) TopRogue7: i don't think you grasp the concept of ownership
(22:23:42) BluelineGoddess: everything I've ever given someone is basically mine?
(22:23:55) TopRogue7: perhaps this is why you felt entirely comfortable stealing from work every day
(22:24:09) TopRogue7: bah, i work here so all this stuff is basically mine anyway
(22:24:15) DKK5: Consider it a lesson learned
(22:24:33) BluelineGoddess: this convo is amazing
(22:24:50) GoldenJimbo007: I'm just flabbergasted she took the damn microwave
ID #6
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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J Eternia F (7:45:28 PM): off to Sin City!
(7:45:34 PM) J Eternia F has left the room.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:50 PM): It's "Cincinnati", Shade
ID #540
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 16 Oct 2010, 1:01 AM
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Rating: 1.917/4 (12 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:07 PM): So everyone at work got wind of the Jimbo tour that Jon made in Nov 09
Scott (11:48:15 PM): How did they like it?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:16 PM): Man this morning sucked!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:27 PM): "apple spice candles, Jimbo?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:32 PM): "Titanic and Boston Terriers?"
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:39 PM): "Eat some vegetables, fuck"
Scott (11:48:40 PM): How many people are we talking?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:43 PM): 20ish
Scott (11:48:50 PM): They all watched it together?
DKK5 (11:48:55 PM): How did they find out?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:55 PM): Yep
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:03 PM): One guy found it while watching some GE vids
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:08 PM): Linked it to his buddy there
GoldenJimbo007 (11:50:00 PM): I walked in this morning to see everyone watching a vid, at the time I didn't know it was the house tour
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