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ID #432
Occurred: 17 Jun 2007
Submitted: 17 Jun 2007, 9:53 PM
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Rating: 3.280/4 (25 votes)
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OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:16 PM): seems like many eliters are color blind
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:38 PM): ive heard that if youre exposed to a color too much you can grow color blindness
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:43 PM): must be a myth
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:47 PM): cause i can still see pink
Infil12 (7:03:22 PM): are you saying pink is the average color of the male penis?
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:37 PM): more like cunt
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:42 PM): guess you dont know!
Infil12 (7:03:58 PM): hmm, i didn't see that one getting turned on me so fast
ID #223
Occurred: Oct 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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i perkedyourmum: maths degree = no poon
i perkedyourmum: fukin hell, imagine a maths/IT double degree
Neo26988: Hey, that was one of my preferences!
i perkedyourmum: LMFAO
Neo26988: Shut up!
Neo26988: I'm going to have to decline it now.
i perkedyourmum: y dont u just buy a can of poon repellant
Neo26988: Because my face and personality have it covered!
ID #219
Occurred: Oct 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:10 PM): okay I got a challenge for you guys
Stickmansam 1024 (3:13:36 PM): complete this sentence: "Playing PD/GE for speed times is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman..."
Im Ngamer (3:13:55 PM): "it's over in about 16 seconds"
Blueline Goddess (3:19:54 PM): "a lot of fun at first, but in the end it'll break your heart."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:24 PM): "requires careful joystick manipulation"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:20:32 PM): "also knowledge of the best strats"
Blueline Goddess (3:20:50 PM): "will leave you fucked no matter the outcome."
Obfuscation314 (3:21:09 PM): "vids are available on the internet"
Blueline Goddess (3:21:24 PM): "all your friends have done it too"
failurewarningV1 (3:21:29 PM): "better done going flat out"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:21:50 PM): "hard!"
Blueline Goddess (3:22:17 PM): "at first good bragging rights, until your friends ask for proof."
failurewarningV1 (3:22:23 PM): "just point and shoot"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:27 PM): "ignore the guys with gun, do the objectives fast and go for the finish"
failurewarningV1 (3:23:53 PM): "its over quicker if you look at the floor"
Blueline Goddess (3:24:01 PM): "you won't remember a thing in the morning"
Im Ngamer (3:25:57 PM): "Wouter Jansen wants to watch you do it"
Blueline Goddess (3:26:01 PM): "not so pretty when the drunkeness wears off"
failurewarningV1 (3:26:47 PM): "karl jobst quits when things get hard"
Blueline Goddess (3:27:13 PM): "lied about constantly"
Im Ngamer (3:30:06 PM): "Infiltration in under 2 minutes is impressive"
Im Ngamer (3:29:39 PM): "Investigation takes about a minute and a half; you'll want Extraction in under a minute"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:30:24 PM): "Watch out for Jaws"
Im Ngamer (3:31:18 PM): "Jaws: less trouble if you kneel"
failurewarningV1 (3:30:35 PM): "its all about control"
Blueline Goddess (3:30:43 PM): "better done with the lights on"
failurewarningV1 (3:31:02 PM): "just make sure your taping"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:31:12 PM): "Pic proof is not a good idea"
Blueline Goddess (3:31:39 PM): "you'll be begging to send proof vids in"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:32:26 PM): "the world records are infinitely superior to yours"
Im Ngamer (3:32:41 PM): "Mike Gaydeski is not ranked in the Top 30 internationally"
Blueline Goddess (3:34:16 PM): "both give you a reason to make posts at the Elite boards."
Blueline Goddess (3:36:22 PM): "Jimbo sucks at both."
Stickmansam 1024 (3:37:16 PM): "try to avoid dying"
Blueline Goddess (3:37:53 PM): "your hands will get cramped afterwards"
Im Ngamer (3:38:38 PM): "if your entire field of vision turns to running blood, you did something very, very wrong"
Blueline Goddess (3:38:39 PM): "You might wake up your mother"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:30 PM): "time-consuming and likely to replace all other activities"
Blueline Goddess (3:39:47 PM): "you don't deserve either"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:39:50 PM): "stops you leaving the house"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:40:10 PM): "or indeed your room"
failurewarningV1 (3:40:45 PM): "only you get game rage, not STDs"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:07 PM): "if it doesn't work after 500 attempts, you should probably quit"
Blueline Goddess (3:41:19 PM): "you're the only one who cares"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:41:48 PM): "censored in news reports"
Blueline Goddess (3:43:44 PM): "no matter the outcome, you'll still be called 'gay'"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:44:18 PM): "more fun in multiplayer"
Im Ngamer (3:45:26 PM): "starts to lag once you get 4 people involved"
Im Ngamer (3:45:35 PM): "...even worse with 8 bots"
Obfuscation314 (3:46:32 PM): "regardless of how much you push, that bitch will stop and complain"
Blueline Goddess (3:46:49 PM): "being tied isn't a bad thing"
ID #11
Occurred: Mar 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:59:03 PM): ok, great Jimbo moment I have to share
Im Ngamer (9:59:34 PM):
GoldenJimbo007 (9:55:54 PM): lol, wtf
GoldenJimbo007 (9:55:57 PM): Gonna leave me in MN?
Im Ngamer (9:56:13 PM): nay, you'd love living with Boss too much
Im Ngamer (9:56:27 PM): that would be BOSS punishment
Im Ngamer (9:56:40 PM): you'd eat them out of house and home!
GoldenJimbo007 (9:56:53 PM): wtf
GoldenJimbo007 (9:56:57 PM): Honestly, I don't eat that much
Im Ngamer (10:00:13 PM): and then I totally just made this next line up
Im Ngamer (10:00:19 PM):
Im Ngamer (9:57:13 PM): didn't you once eat 6 hot dogs at one sitting?
GoldenJimbo007 (9:57:22 PM): .....I was STARVING then
ID #186
Occurred: Sep 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.560/4 (25 votes)
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(02:54:32) GoldenJimbo007: When Wavebird was first advertised, they showed a kid with some sort of cold being thrown outside to play a game....
(02:54:40) GoldenJimbo007: Funny thing is, that same exact thing happened to me 2 winters ago :)
(02:54:50) wheatrich: except jimbo didn't have a cold
(02:54:57) wheatrich: or a game
ID #201
Occurred: Sep 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
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[14:01] J Eternia F: who's 1st?
[14:02] failurewarningV1: fitzy
[14:03] *** J Eternia F has left the chat.
[14:04] Blueline Goddess: Guess he didn't like that.
[14:04] failurewarningV1: nah
[14:05] failurewarningV1: he hates to see a non-eliter top of something
[14:06] Blueline Goddess: so that explains why he didn't visit when I was at Come's house.
ID #139
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.857/4 (28 votes)
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My..space..bar..doesn't..work..suddenly...happened..last..night..not..sure..why...
~ Derek Clark
ID #465
Occurred: 3 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 8:18 PM
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Rating: 2.565/4 (23 votes)
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*during half-time of Super Bowl 42*
COME as u r337 (6:56:02 PM): good first half
COME as u r337 (6:56:15 PM): now, who wants to pick a Petty song?
COME as u r337 (6:56:18 PM): First song will be...
COME as u r337 (6:56:23 PM): Runnin Down A Dream
Im Ngamer (6:56:38 PM): sorry Come, I don't make petty bets
ID #551
Occurred: 21 Jun 2011
Submitted: 22 Jun 2011, 1:43 PM
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Rating: 3.250/4 (12 votes)
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Thiradell (12:32:07 AM): http://www.civilaviation.eu/images/Airbus/A319_F-WWDB.jpg
Thiradell (12:32:10 AM): that's the first plane I'll be on
DKK5 (12:32:53 AM): lol @ picture of actual plane
DKK5 (12:33:50 AM): I'm a stickler for details when it comes to travel, but I generally don't care what the plane looks like!
Thiradell (12:34:02 AM): well, I've never flown before
Thiradell (12:34:07 AM): pretty excited about the whole thing
DKK5 (12:34:42 AM): If you tell the flight crew it's your first time, they'll all come out and sing you a song
Thiradell (12:34:48 AM): lol
Infil12 (12:34:49 AM): the first time you fly is similar to the first time you have sex
CieloAzor (12:35:03 AM): I did it when I was 5
Thiradell (12:35:03 AM): over way too quick?
isthatagoodt (12:35:09 AM): you close your eyes and pray?
Infil12 (12:35:13 AM): once it starts, you immediately throw up
DKK5 (12:35:25 AM): You're stuck between a fat guy and a crying baby?
ID #214
Occurred: Oct 09 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.963/4 (27 votes)
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[23:18] YourGirlChica: A breezy and beautiful night here - 85 wonderful degrees
[23:18] YourGirlChica: Wait no, 75
[23:18] YourGirlChica: sorry heh
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: it's cold... raining hard... windy.
[23:18] Blueline Goddess: maybe a bit of snow mixed in.
[23:19] ImNgamer: will get up to 66 tomorrow, partly cloudy
[23:19] CieloAzor: Weather schmeather.
[23:19] ImNgamer: we'd make a fine trio of weathergirls!
[23:19] ImNgamer: I mean... weather...people
[23:20] YourGirlChica: . . .
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