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ID #104
Occurred: Jun 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.788/4 (33 votes)
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katslover42 (8:30:32 PM): Steve...going to take pics?
COME as u r337 (8:31:21 PM): Um.. if I have a chance
COME as u r337 (8:31:29 PM): we didn't have a camera when shade was here :(
COME as u r337 (8:32:49 PM): "SZ: I should've gotten pictures of me and Fal's mor"
COME as u r337 (8:32:54 PM): "OB: lololol"
COME as u r337 (8:33:01 PM): "Fal: :'("
Im Ngamer (8:33:18 PM): Shep: *idle*
COME as u r337 (8:34:42 PM): "Mark: ffs just lost 125 thou on AAKK342QJ"
COME as u r337 (8:33:17 PM): That's if this chat was 5 hours earlier
ID #155
Occurred: Aug 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.036/4 (28 votes)
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octoinky (7:18:31 PM): mariokart64.com better update soon!
Neo26988 (7:18:40 PM): Din mor updated her prices.
octoinky (7:18:48 PM): is she cheaper?
Neo26988 (7:18:54 PM): Yes.
Neo26988 (7:18:57 PM): She has AIDS>
octoinky (7:19:06 PM): ouch, thats gotta be a 50% off ticket right there
Im Ngamer (7:19:19 PM): she ought to count that as an added feature
Im Ngamer (7:19:30 PM): and just tack it onto the total bill
octoinky (7:19:30 PM): good idea, jon, maybe it could pull some extra cash
octoinky (7:19:38 PM): "vaginal suprise"
ID #188
Occurred: Sep 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (21:37:25): 100 pizzas can keep a person occupied for days.
COME as u r337 (21:37:39): or keep wheat occupied for halftime
ID #472
Occurred: 8 Mar 2008
Submitted: 8 Mar 2008, 4:44 PM
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Rating: 2.957/4 (23 votes)
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DKK5 (9:28:32 PM): My parents were just at this wedding
DKK5 (9:28:40 PM): And Rex Grossman was there!
DKK5 (9:30:15 PM): I wonder if I should go to the reception to meet him
RyanWhiteGoose (9:30:26 PM): yeah do it
RyanWhiteGoose (9:30:43 PM): receptions are sick
rshepherd1000 (9:30:50 PM): hey
rshepherd1000 (9:31:00 PM): this would be rex's first reception!
rshepherd1000 (9:31:04 PM): ohohoho?
Blueline Goddess (9:31:10 PM): ohoho!
DKK5 (9:31:14 PM): ohoho
HistoricToast (9:32:53 PM): ohoho
Blueline Goddess (9:33:00 PM): ohoho
ID #572
Occurred: 18 Jun 2013
Submitted: 18 Jul 2013, 12:42 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (6 votes)
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(12:33:55) StinsonAtWork: we should stream a round of like... alec, woll, infil, and qb
(12:34:28) DrInvertigone: I would like that. :-)
(12:34:40) StinsonAtWork: I bet you would
(12:34:48) StinsonAtWork: considering none of those others can MT likely
(12:34:57) DrInvertigone: MT?
ID #393
Occurred: 17 Oct 2006
Submitted: 14 Oct 2006, 9:42 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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Neo26988 (8:12:44 PM): Here's a myspace bulletin I just got (I know, myspace, ugh)
Neo26988 (8:12:55 PM): Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with "Orgasm".
Im Ngamer (8:17:26 PM): 12 Angry Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:17:38 PM): that might actually be better than the original!
Im Ngamer (8:18:22 PM): Raiders of the Lost Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:18:41 PM): Silent Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:18:50 PM): Schindler's Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:18:51 PM): A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:19:03 PM): An Orgasm To Remember
CieloAzor (8:19:13 PM): Orgasm Wars
Neo26988 (8:19:19 PM): The Passion of the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:19:24 PM): Mr. Smith Goes to Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:19:31 PM): Eyes Wide Orgasm
Neo26988 (8:19:35 PM): Gone In 60 Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:19:49 PM): I prefer Orgasm Wide Open
Im Ngamer (8:20:50 PM): Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:20:59 PM): Orgasm of the Apes
CieloAzor (8:21:22 PM): Orgasm Wood
CieloAzor (8:21:45 PM): Little Miss Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:22:21 PM): Anatomy of An Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:22:29 PM): V For Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:22:48 PM): Sweet Smell of Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:23:11 PM): Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:23:45 PM): The Orgasm Who Shot Liberty Valance
CieloAzor (8:24:12 PM): Rear Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:25:03 PM): Orgasm Me if You Can
Im Ngamer (8:26:21 PM): or Catch Me If You Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:26:30 PM): Joe Versus the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:27:33 PM): An Inconvenient Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:27:56 PM): A Few Good Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:28:39 PM): He Orgasms, She Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:29:59 PM): Surviving the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:31:34 PM): Die Hard: With An Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:34:24 PM): Mighty Morphin' Power Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:34:50 PM): Dead Man Orgasming
CieloAzor (8:34:57 PM): Intolerable Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:35:12 PM): Very Bad Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:35:46 PM): Shall We Orgasm?
CieloAzor (8:36:41 PM): The Orgasms of Extraordinary Gentlemen
ID #32
Occurred: Jan 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.943/4 (35 votes)
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Ultimate G2000 (12:16:07 PM): rickers, wanna make a food run?
Ultimate M2000 (12:16:18 PM): now?
Ultimate G2000 (12:16:26 PM): kinda hungry dude
Ultimate M2000 (12:16:38 PM): ok
(12:16:42 PM) Ultimate M2000 has left the room.
COME as u r337 (12:17:17 PM): we need ultimate L, F, A, and O, so we can have ultimate LMFGAO
GoldenGreg007 (12:17:32 PM): yes
GoldenGreg007 (12:17:54 PM): i want to be ultimate F
Im Ngamer (12:18:47 PM): my MOM thought you were Ultimate F last night
Im Ngamer (12:18:50 PM): wait...
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:53 PM): hahahahahahha
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:55 PM): yeah!
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:59 PM): got you good, jon
Im Ngamer (12:19:03 PM): dang it
ID #44
Occurred: 10 Jan 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.821/4 (28 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:51:10 PM): I'm gonna IM that site to paragon
YourElitenessPD (6:51:21 PM): What site?
COME as u r337 (6:51:28 PM): www.wwujd.com
Cyber1166 (6:52:49 PM): erm... why would Paragon care?
YourElitenessPD (6:53:12 PM): Shh... just sit and watch their warning levels increase
COME as u r337 (6:53:15 PM): i duno
COME as u r337 (6:53:19 PM): ive never talked to him
COME as u r337 (6:53:22 PM): and it would just be cool
ID #51
Occurred: Dec 31 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (33 votes)
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ParagonX9 (6:02:37 PM): someone said this was their top choice for method of suicide
ParagonX9 (6:02:42 PM): "I'd inject a lethal amount of heroin into a clown, and then eat him."
ID #439
Occurred: 13 Aug 2007
Submitted: 13 Aug 2007, 2:18 PM
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Rating: 3.400/4 (30 votes)
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Larkin375 (19:08:12): and the speed of the 2nd lift opening is random?
GoldenJimbo007 (19:08:12): :-P
GoldenJimbo007 (19:08:20): Not random, but not set either.
GoldenJimbo007 (19:08:25): It's usually in a certain half of the shaft.
GoldenJimbo007 (19:08:29): (like min mor's tongue)
GoldenJimbo007 (19:08:31): Wait.
GoldenJimbo007 (19:08:32): FUCK.
GoldenJimbo007 (19:08:36): din mor*
Larkin375 (19:08:39): hahahah
Rshepherd1000 (19:09:04): ~Q~
Rshepherd1000 (19:11:52): someone link me to qdb
ShadowZeroPD (19:12:33): http://youreliteness.thengamer.com/qdb/ (lemonparty)
GoldenJimbo007 (19:13:57): God damnit why do I click SZ's links.
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