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ID #195
Occurred: Sep 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (7:21:12 PM): quick, Sam!
Im Ngamer (7:21:20 PM): send over that bulk renamer!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:22:00 PM): to you?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:22:00 PM): now?
Im Ngamer (7:22:15 PM): yes, yes
Stickmansam 1024 (7:22:15 PM): http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php
Im Ngamer (7:23:14 PM): this better rename my bulk, or else
Im Ngamer (7:23:17 PM): *shakes fist*
Neo26988 (7:23:31 PM): I wouldn't really call what you have a bulk, Ngay. =D
Stickmansam 1024 (7:26:15 PM): well of course you wouldn't
Stickmansam 1024 (7:26:17 PM): he renamed it
ID #395
Occurred: 30 Oct 2006
Submitted: 31 Oct 2006, 4:21 AM
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Rating: 2.292/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (3:50:06 PM): Well, looks like Jon gets his chance, but he'll have to make a move quickly!
CieloAzor (3:50:25 PM): Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon have split.
WouterJ007 (3:56:58 PM): into half humans?
CieloAzor (4:10:47 PM): into atoms!
Im Ngamer (4:12:13 PM): nooooo! *tries to put her back together*
Im Ngamer (4:15:26 PM): ok, done
Im Ngamer (4:15:51 PM): looks like I recreated her; 95% Reese and only 5% Ryan
Im Ngamer (4:15:59 PM): ...but it's a very bad 5%
ID #97
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (03:41:43): Over 1 million people have HIV 8-(
ShadowZeroPD (03:42:23): hm, didn't know din mor had slept with so many
ID #517
Occurred: 13 Sep 2009
Submitted: 10 Jan 2010, 2:31 AM
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Rating: 1.625/4 (16 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:17 PM): Scott
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:23 PM): can you please send me a rest tent and/or a well?
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:30 PM): preferably both
RyanWhiteGoose (4:19:33 PM): I need to own 2 building
isthatagoodt (4:19:46 PM): No thanks
isthatagoodt (4:19:50 PM): Just buy your own imo
isthatagoodt (4:19:59 PM): But you shouldn't even be worrying about that right now
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:01 PM): DUDE JUST SEND ME ONE
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:01 PM): FUCK
isthatagoodt (4:20:02 PM): Until you're well on your feet
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:04 PM): DUDE
isthatagoodt (4:20:07 PM): You should be following what I told you
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:07 PM): I NEED A RIBBON
isthatagoodt (4:20:10 PM): And maximizing profits
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:12 PM): FOR OWNING 2 BUILDINDS
RyanWhiteGoose (4:20:14 PM): YES IM DOING THAT
isthatagoodt (4:20:16 PM): Instead of dicking around with ribbons right now
isthatagoodt (4:20:22 PM): No, you're focused way too much on ribbons
isthatagoodt (4:20:32 PM): You can mess around with that shit once you have a 20x20 farm
isthatagoodt (4:20:39 PM): They'll be much easier then
isthatagoodt (4:20:47 PM): Want 50 tents then? You have enough cash to do it
isthatagoodt (4:20:55 PM): Want 250 hay bales? 5 mins ure done
isthatagoodt (4:21:01 PM): But when you're still starting
isthatagoodt (4:21:04 PM): It's pointless
isthatagoodt (4:21:10 PM): Going after those ribbons now is counterproductive
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:30 PM): FUCK YOU SCOTT
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:35 PM): HOW IS IT COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:43 PM): WHEN MY ENTIRE FIELD IS RASPBERRIES AT 4%?
RyanWhiteGoose (4:21:48 PM): I HAVE FUCKING 2 HOURS TO WAIT YOU FUCKING NUTCASE
isthatagoodt (4:22:14 PM): Beg all you want, I'm not sending you anything
isthatagoodt (4:22:22 PM): Mainly because I've used all my requests with that application for the day
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:30 PM): you're a fucking homosexual
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:37 PM): you will NEVER INSERT YOUR PENIS INTO A VAGINA
RyanWhiteGoose (4:22:45 PM): maybe if you send me a REST TENT on FARMVILLE I CAN HELP YOU
rshepherd1000 (4:22:59 PM): this argument is hilarious on about 20 different levels
isthatagoodt (4:23:03 PM): I won't?
isthatagoodt (4:23:09 PM): Last I checked I was the one with a girlfriend
isthatagoodt (4:23:18 PM): And you were the one wearing around kiddie band T-shirts to high schools
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:18 PM): because I gave you all the advice you used
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:25 PM): JONAS BROTHERS ARE NOT A KIDDIE BAND
RyanWhiteGoose (4:23:37 PM): you know you only have Sophia because of the things I told you to do
isthatagoodt (4:23:47 PM): Opposite
isthatagoodt (4:23:55 PM): I only have her because I did the OPPOSITE of what you told me to do
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:07 PM): fine, but if it weren't for me you wouldn't have her
Infil12 (4:24:31 PM): goose is asking if it's okay for him to spend a night or two with her every month
Infil12 (4:24:35 PM): help a brotha out
isthatagoodt (4:24:43 PM): Lol
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:45 PM): no I don't want Sophia
RyanWhiteGoose (4:24:48 PM): I WANT A REST TENT
rshepherd1000 (4:24:58 PM): ~Q~
ID #76
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.241/4 (29 votes)
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(12:52:01 PM) HylianLanky007 has entered the room
HylianLanky007 (12:52:03 PM): gtg
(12:52:05 PM) HylianLanky007 has left the room
ID #48
Occurred: Dec 27 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (11:54:20 PM): What's the biggest cash prize...thing...you Americans have had for a lotto?
COME as u r337 (11:54:38 PM): the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:04 PM): you mean...someone one a trip to the moon?
COME as u r337 (11:55:08 PM): no
COME as u r337 (11:55:11 PM): they won the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:16 PM): no, they didn't
COME as u r337 (11:55:21 PM): yes, they did
Neo26988 (11:55:22 PM): what's the biggest CASH prize
Neo26988 (11:55:29 PM): not an object like the moon
COME as u r337 (11:55:30 PM): they traded it in for cash
ID #223
Occurred: Oct 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (28 votes)
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i perkedyourmum: maths degree = no poon
i perkedyourmum: fukin hell, imagine a maths/IT double degree
Neo26988: Hey, that was one of my preferences!
i perkedyourmum: LMFAO
Neo26988: Shut up!
Neo26988: I'm going to have to decline it now.
i perkedyourmum: y dont u just buy a can of poon repellant
Neo26988: Because my face and personality have it covered!
ID #432
Occurred: 17 Jun 2007
Submitted: 17 Jun 2007, 9:53 PM
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Rating: 3.280/4 (25 votes)
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OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:16 PM): seems like many eliters are color blind
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:38 PM): ive heard that if youre exposed to a color too much you can grow color blindness
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:43 PM): must be a myth
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:01:47 PM): cause i can still see pink
Infil12 (7:03:22 PM): are you saying pink is the average color of the male penis?
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:37 PM): more like cunt
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (7:03:42 PM): guess you dont know!
Infil12 (7:03:58 PM): hmm, i didn't see that one getting turned on me so fast
ID #531
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 28 Jul 2010, 11:35 PM
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Rating: 2.769/4 (13 votes)
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wheatrich (12:33:11 AM): not sure zeebo plays poker anymore
wheatrich (12:33:17 AM): but he's made enough $ he doesn't have to
Sterlin18 (12:33:22 AM): lol
Sterlin18 (12:33:33 AM): I'd quit after 10 million
Sterlin18 (12:33:39 AM): invest a million
wheatrich (12:33:43 AM): I know you won't have that problem sterling
ID #431
Occurred: 21 Jul 2003
Submitted: 13 Jun 2007, 6:48 PM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
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comeasur337 (1:09:53 AM): Dont worry man.. you are the second coolest person named Derek that has ever been in this chat
SnapDragonGC (1:10:01 AM): Awww...
SnapDragonGC (1:10:08 AM): Hey... wait a minute...
SnapDragonGC (1:10:13 AM): Just how many Dereks have been in this chat?
comeasur337 (1:10:17 AM): 2
CieloAzor (1:10:20 AM): Clark rules.
comeasur337 (1:10:26 AM): Clark > all
SnapDragonGC (1:10:32 AM): Dang. Last place.
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