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*Alec watches two hours of soap operas every afternoon*

(21:09:47) DrInvertigone has entered the room
(21:09:54) DrInvertigone: This Bachelor finale has been underwhelming.
(21:10:56) ngonhislaptop: well if General Hospital and The Bachelor don't meet your standards today at least you can still watch your True Blood DVDs later
(21:11:09) DrInvertigone: GH was great today.
(21:12:02) DrInvertigone: I know the main storyline now is the Sonny custody battle.
(21:12:16) DrInvertigone: I was waiting for Michael to change Avery's last name to Quartermaine.
(21:12:36) DrInvertigone: But decided he would call her AJ instead. Brilliant way to get back at Sonny to end today's episode.
(21:12:55) ngonhislaptop: quite the cunning fox, that one
(21:14:12) DrInvertigone: I do wonder if there's a way to cure Ava's cancer. I don't really care for the Spinelli/Nathan/Maxie love triangle. Franco and Nina continue to win me over. I know I'd like to see more. Hopefully they can reveal soon that Jake is Jason.
(21:14:33) DrInvertigone: Nothing worse than dragging out a long, dramatic storyline and making it underwhelming.
(21:15:00) DrInvertigone: The whole Luke storyline if he was being impersonated turned out to be Luke just going crazy. Didn't care for that.
(21:15:48) ngonhislaptop: wait, Jake is Jason? are you 100% on that, I could have sworn...
(21:15:57) DrInvertigone: Yes, Jake is Jason.
(21:16:03) DrInvertigone: Helena even told Jake he was Jason.
(21:16:08) DrInvertigone: But Jake couldn't remember who he was.
(21:16:20) DrInvertigone: And now Nick knows Jake is Jason but hasn't told Sam.
(21:17:23) Thiradell: pretty unfair to Sam
(21:17:58) Infil1212: yeah, sam's getting the raw deal here
(21:18:08) DrInvertigone: Well, Tyler, Jason and Sam are married and do have a kid together. Sam has visited Jake in the hospital with neither one of them knowing who Jake really is.

COME as u r337 (6:47:36 PM): Tally ho!
Stickmansam 1024 (6:47:52 PM): "Tally ho" is from the early 20th century!
Stickmansam 1024 (6:48:07 PM): not the medieval age
COME as u r337 (6:48:02 PM): QB did a ho named Tally.
COME as u r337 (6:48:14 PM): He got some medieval diseases.
Stickmansam 1024 (6:48:25 PM): did he award marks on her performance?
Stickmansam 1024 (6:48:28 PM): and add those marks up?
Stickmansam 1024 (6:48:35 PM): did he, in fact, tally his ho?
COME as u r337 (6:48:37 PM): No.
COME as u r337 (6:48:51 PM): He just fucked her and got the plague.

YourElitenessPD (5:23:08 PM): Yeah, but the question is
YourElitenessPD (5:23:13 PM): Is he eligible to vote?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:33 PM): is he over 18 and American?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:39 PM): otherwise I doubt it
COME as u r337 (5:23:42 PM): and NOT a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:47 PM): oh wait yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:53 PM): ask him if he is a terrorist
COME as u r337 (5:24:00 PM): Have you never not been a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:01 PM): if he is, he totally can't vote
COME as u r337 (5:24:12 PM): That should be a question on all US government tests.
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:28 PM): If I asked you if you weren't not not a terrorist, wouldn't you not answer "no"?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:54 PM): That's the genius of universal ID cards
Stickmansam 1024 (5:25:12 PM): all the terrorists will have "terrorist" on their ID cards - so nobody will sell them any bombs!

CieloAzor (12:12:38 AM): Girls are still making me throw up.
CieloAzor (12:12:40 AM): It's not cool.
dragondragon18 (12:12:51 AM): dont be like stan
CieloAzor (12:13:06 AM): I'm being SUCH a Stan.
CieloAzor (12:13:41 AM): Except I run to the bathroom and do it discreetly.
CieloAzor (12:14:23 AM): I don't even want a girl right now.
Im Ngamer (12:19:07 AM): that's still happening, QB? scary
CieloAzor (12:19:18 AM): Yeah, twice yesterday.
Im Ngamer (12:19:30 AM): idea!
Im Ngamer (12:19:43 AM): watch It's Pat, and see what happens

Neo1337 (10:48:44 PM): Are you hoping that Sylvia Platt girl fucks up horribly?
Im Ngamer (10:48:51 PM): the poet?
CieloAzor (10:48:56 PM): She's dead.
Im Ngamer (10:49:12 PM): yeah, how could she mess up?
Im Ngamer (10:49:17 PM): stop rotting?

Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:35 PM): I'm going to run a competition
Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:55 PM): the winner will be the person who can write the most convincing imitation of a lightsaber in words
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:14 PM): *shwommmmmmmmm... vwooormm vwossh clash skrztle*
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:20 PM): is my entry
dragondragon18 (6:57:33 PM): *shawing*
Im Ngamer (6:57:14 PM): *wiiiiiiiiizzz*
Im Ngamer (6:57:19 PM): *bangbang*
Im Ngamer (6:57:27 PM): I'm clearly in the lead
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:31 PM): clearly

*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count

GoldenGreg007 wants to directly connect (1:21:17 AM).
GoldenGreg007 is now directly connected (1:21:18 AM).
GoldenGreg007 (1:21:38 AM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/gaydotcom1.jpg
GoldenGreg007 (1:21:45 AM): right under the elite banner
GoldenGreg007 (1:22:00 AM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/gaydotcom2.jpg
GoldenGreg007 (1:23:30 AM): gay.com, jon
GoldenGreg007 (1:23:32 AM): gay.com
Im Ngamer (1:24:22 AM): and that second picture? must be been one of first profiles you saw at the site, eh?
Im Ngamer (1:24:31 AM): the "it worked for us!" picture

Mallow0519 (4:26:46 PM): ...
comeasur337 (4:26:53 PM): Hi Mallow
comeasur337 (4:27:28 PM): Whats up?
Mallow0519 (4:27:35 PM): i just installed AIM
comeasur337 (4:27:39 PM): cool
comeasur337 (4:27:50 PM): yeah.. noticed youve not been on lately
Cyber1166 (4:28:00 PM): what happened?
Mallow0519 (4:28:10 PM): i uninstalled it ...
Cyber1166 (4:28:32 PM): aw... that wasn't a very good story
comeasur337 (4:28:36 PM): yeah
comeasur337 (4:28:42 PM): i expected like.. a bear attack
Cyber1166 (4:28:59 PM): try it again, and this time, funny it up
Mallow0519 (4:29:33 PM): yeah, ok... i uninstalled aim so I wouldn't have to ask it (aim) to sit and rotate on my penis every minute of my life
Cyber1166 (4:29:49 PM): haha! much better

Ngamer and Sam discuss their favorite cartoon, Rejected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM

2/1/2005
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:45 AM): the spoon bit, and the "SILLY HATS ONLY" bit, just cracked me up
Stickmansam 1024 (9:47:50 AM): the rest was strange
Im Ngamer (9:48:31 AM): and now, angry ticks fly out of my nipples! *loud drone*
Stickmansam 1024 (9:49:00 AM): yeha
...
Im Ngamer (9:58:09 AM): (not really, I was quoting the cartoon)
Im Ngamer (9:58:21 AM): oh wait
Im Ngamer (9:58:23 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stickmansam 1024 (9:58:33 AM): wrong box, eh
Im Ngamer (9:58:40 AM): no!
Im Ngamer (9:58:49 AM): dang it Sam, you close windows too soon
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:58 AM): oh
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:10 AM): well the angry tics thing was from the cartoon, I know
Im Ngamer (10:00:20 AM): yeah, not real life
Im Ngamer (10:00:25 AM): just a cartoon

2/2/2005
Im Ngamer (9:59:04 AM): wait... or IS it?
Im Ngamer (9:59:07 AM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Im Ngamer (9:59:16 AM): *chases small children*
Stickmansam 1024 (10:06:22 AM): what?
Im Ngamer (1:52:54 PM): pfft... don't tell me you close an IM window after only 2 days
Stickmansam 1024 (1:53:06 PM): indeed

2/10/2005
Im Ngamer (7:42:42 PM): or AM I?
Im Ngamer (7:42:49 PM): *chases children*
Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:51 PM): or AM I what?
Im Ngamer (7:42:57 PM): DANG IT Sam
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:04 PM): are you responding to a two-week-old conversation again?
Im Ngamer (7:43:08 PM): you close your IM boxes after just a week and a half?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:14 PM): YES

6/20/2005
Im Ngamer (5:00:04 PM): or AM I? *BUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Im Ngamer (5:00:13 PM): *children running everywhere*
Stickmansam 1024 (5:01:30 PM): dude, it's like somebody puts you in cryo for one month in every two
Im Ngamer (5:01:44 PM): yes... something like that
Im Ngamer (5:01:51 PM): anyways, someday we'll finish that convo
Stickmansam 1024 (5:02:00 PM): quite frankly I doubt it