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ID #315
Occurred: Apr 11 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (26 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (10:11:46 AM): wtf
BloodE of Sorrow (10:11:48 AM): this guy
BloodE of Sorrow (10:11:52 AM): replied to an email i sent last july
BloodE of Sorrow (10:12:07 AM): because he was wasted in thailand and emailed me about it
BloodE of Sorrow (10:12:13 AM): and I replied "You like men"
BloodE of Sorrow (10:12:29 AM): and it took him like 9 months to reply with "You like little boys"
ID #140
Occurred: 8 Apr 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.893/4 (28 votes)
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Is Wouter your real name, by the way?
~ Ngamer, old GameFAQs topic
ID #451
Occurred: 28 Nov 2007
Submitted: 29 Nov 2007, 3:31 AM
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Rating: 2.040/4 (25 votes)
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Neo1337 (6:07:50 PM): Golden Compass soon
Neo1337 (6:07:58 PM): Fucking TV News spoiled the last book for me
Neo1337 (6:08:00 PM): Cunts.
Neo1337 (6:08:47 PM): They're like
Neo1337 (6:09:01 PM): "The movie is causing controversy among Christan groups because *******"
Neo1337 (6:09:02 PM): I'm like
Neo1337 (6:09:06 PM): 'WTF? I didn't want to know that."
rshepherd1000 (6:09:34 PM): could be worse
Neo1337 (6:09:41 PM): How so
rshepherd1000 (6:09:42 PM): you could name your teddy bear mohammed
Neo1337 (6:09:48 PM): Why would I do that
rshepherd1000 (6:09:59 PM): have you not heard about that
rshepherd1000 (6:10:33 PM): some british schoolteacher in sudan
rshepherd1000 (6:10:45 PM): classmates name their class teddy bear mohammed
rshepherd1000 (6:10:56 PM): teacher obv facing prison now for blasphemy
CieloAzor (6:11:33 PM): argh, I hope they hang that motherfucker!
CieloAzor (6:11:40 PM): so pissed!
Im Ngamer (6:12:32 PM): that's almost as offensive as when they named a Mexican Jesus
ID #392
Occurred: 12 Oct 2006
Submitted: 12 Oct 2006, 4:30 PM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (21:16:56): what's that book you want Sam to read Come?
COME as u r337 (21:17:42): "The Age of Spiritual Machines: When Computers Exceed Human Intelligence" by Ray Kurzweil
COME as u r337 (21:17:44): Why?
(21:23:26) The Illu has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (21:23:54): because I'm stopping at the library before work
The Illu (21:24:11): I see
Im Ngamer (21:24:51): Illu, shut your face!
The Illu (21:25:21): I see
The Illu (21:25:41): shit man!
The Illu (21:25:43): ok ok ok
ID #93
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.649/4 (37 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (16:44:33): Only two kinds of people come from Kokiri Forest - steers and queers. Which one are you, boy?
ID #109
Occurred: Jun 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.323/4 (31 votes)
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GEmile 007: you can do 2 midterms over again if you fucked them up, in one semester
GEmile 007: I redo midterms physics and maths
NathanStinson: to need to redo
NathanStinson: nice
GEmile 007: I wanna redo kats as well
OLLE boll e007: lol
OLLE boll e007: I bet lee wouldn't like that
ID #34
Occurred: Jan 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
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potato1man12 (11:39:22 PM): I have a house mix of jimmy crack corn
katslover42 (11:39:32 PM): I don't care.
ID #371
Occurred: 19 Jul 2006
Submitted: 19 Jul 2006, 11:51 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (26 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (08:59:10): My penis is so big, I have to wear long pants everywhere
YourElitenessPD (08:59:19): And even then it pokes out down near my ankles
YourElitenessPD (08:59:32): People screaming and pointing is a common thing for me
MallowsSexCage (09:00:06): my dick is so big that it's got its own dick that's bigger than yours
ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
ID #597
Occurred: 29 Dec 2016
Submitted: 29 Dec 2016, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (4 votes)
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(08:08:00 PM) Jim Barrett: Liz 3 weeks from due
(08:08:11 PM) Jim Barrett: Was hoping Hutch would put up a pic, since the baby is probably 50% of total body weight there
(08:09:46 PM) ngameratwork: if Youse were here he'd call Nate the ultimate cuckmaster, now responsible for not one but two babies
(08:10:00 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Me? Hmm, I suppose I am
(08:10:11 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Two human beings exist because of me... weird thought
(08:10:13 PM) Jim Barrett: 2 humans, you are solely to blame
(08:10:23 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Yup I guess I'll take responsibility
(08:11:12 PM) Jim Barrett: Ngamer is responsible for closer to 15 humans
(08:11:19 PM) Jim Barrett: And pays 0 child support
(08:11:56 PM) ngameratwork: closer to 150 when you factor in my sperm donations
(08:13:54 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Hmmm have you ever thought of going to the sperm bank for donations Jim?
(08:17:28 PM) ngameratwork: he doesn't need to, he does well enough at the bars
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