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ID #534
Occurred: 9 Sep 2010
Submitted: 9 Sep 2010, 10:54 PM
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Rating: 3.143/4 (14 votes)
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7:00:04 infil12: in that NFL fantasy commercial where the guy says "just because i'm retired doesn't mean i'm not busy"
7:00:12 infil12: what does he say when he's playing madden?
7:00:33 thiradell: "that athlete's foot stuff really does work"
7:00:28 hiddenvillsgeoo7: "I'm a fag, hurr durr"
7:00:39 infil12: no, not the text you sent that girl, goose
7:01:21 hiddenvillsgeoo7: LOL
ID #428
Occurred: 3 Jun 2007
Submitted: 3 Jun 2007, 12:51 PM
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Rating: 2.087/4 (23 votes)
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HistoricToast (12:46:02): because on surface 1 you get killed by people you can't see, easy
COME as u r337 (12:46:17): Yeah, thats why you just play til you get all klobb guards and no snipers
Redsrule3500 (12:46:29): its just random
Redsrule3500 (12:46:30): ?
HistoricToast (12:46:40): yes reds if you hadn't noticed half of everything is luck
Rshepherd1000 (12:46:41): s1 is mostly luck yes
HistoricToast (12:46:43): and the other half?
HistoricToast (12:46:46): Fate
ID #570
Occurred: 27 Mar 2013
Submitted: 27 Mar 2013, 11:44 PM
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Rating: 2.778/4 (9 votes)
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*Alec's trying to lose some weight*
(23:34:05) GoldenJ007: Corey you need a huge teaching on how calories work and what foods are good etc
(23:34:08) GoldenJ007: WHEN to eat etc
(23:34:23) DrInvertigone: Please do, Jim. I need to get in good shape.
(23:35:21) GoldenJ007: Alright
(23:35:23) GoldenJ007: lets start with the basics
(23:35:26) GoldenJ007: WHAT is a calorie
(23:35:30) GoldenJ007: Why is it important
(23:35:36) DKK5: lol quiz
(23:35:55) DrInvertigone: Obviously something you need to have. It gives you energy. You cannot consume more than 3500 in a day or you gain weight, same goes if you burn 3500 of them.
(23:36:08) DKK5: rofl
(23:36:08) GoldenJ007: A calorie is a unit of energy, sure
(23:36:20) GoldenJ007: There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat, that's where you're getting that from
(23:36:30) GoldenJ007: Units of energy that go unburned in your body get stored as body fat
(23:36:41) GoldenJ007: And extra units of energy needing to be burned are taken from your stored body fat
(23:36:52) GoldenJ007: Fat has the highest concentration of energy of any food group, with 9 calories per gram of it
(23:36:57) GoldenJ007: Carbs have 4, protein have 4
(23:37:05) GoldenJ007: meh I'm done
(23:37:36) Thiradell: lol
(23:37:42) DKK5: loooool
ID #129
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.033/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (15:39:38): Cerv One?
Stickmansam 1024 (15:39:42): Is there a Cerv Two?
megawabs (15:45:24): hopefully there's only one sam...
ID #245
Occurred: Dec 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.879/4 (33 votes)
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(10:44:57 PM) aReDDy 0 1 2 3 has entered the room.
aReDDy 0 1 2 3 (10:45:05 PM): :D
CieloAzor (10:47:21 PM): Here areddy?
CieloAzor (10:47:27 PM): Wasn't expecting you til midnight.
ID #227
Occurred: Nov 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.655/4 (29 votes)
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Cyber1166 (8:19:06 PM): that was the slowest 10 yard run I've ever seen
failurewarningV1 (8:19:46 PM): you haven't seen wheat when hes surrounded by food though jon
COME as u r337 (8:20:10 PM): It's hard to "surround" wheat
COME as u r337 (8:20:17 PM): and he's never far from food
Cyber1166 (8:21:25 PM): that's because even when things aren't technically food, he makes them food
Cyber1166 (8:22:07 PM): grass, tires, schoolgirls...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:22:08 PM): a diabolical strategy
failurewarningV1 (8:22:33 PM): sounds like the start to a good film jon, i'd watch
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:41 PM): sounds like the entirety of a very bad film
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:55 PM): "The Man Who Ate Everything"
Cyber1166 (8:23:50 PM): "Run, don't walk! From... the wheat!"
Cyber1166 (8:24:01 PM): "...on second thought, you can just walk."
COME as u r337 (8:24:04 PM): You mean..
COME as u r337 (8:24:18 PM): "The Man Who Ate Ever"
COME as u r337 (8:24:23 PM): With a bite mark at the side of the r
ID #75
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.879/4 (33 votes)
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Iggy: How do you know he sucks dick? Do you stalk him? Go over to his house and watch him? Besides, why do you care if he did suck dick? Does that affect you? The only way it would affect you is if you were gay, and the only reason you would care if he sucked dick is if you were gay. so in other words, all i got out of your post is that you admitted that you are gay.
ID #147
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
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The controller is your weapon, let there be no restrictions on how you wield it.
~ ancient Chinese proverb, tr. Derek Clark
ID #431
Occurred: 21 Jul 2003
Submitted: 13 Jun 2007, 6:48 PM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
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comeasur337 (1:09:53 AM): Dont worry man.. you are the second coolest person named Derek that has ever been in this chat
SnapDragonGC (1:10:01 AM): Awww...
SnapDragonGC (1:10:08 AM): Hey... wait a minute...
SnapDragonGC (1:10:13 AM): Just how many Dereks have been in this chat?
comeasur337 (1:10:17 AM): 2
CieloAzor (1:10:20 AM): Clark rules.
comeasur337 (1:10:26 AM): Clark > all
SnapDragonGC (1:10:32 AM): Dang. Last place.
ID #55
Occurred: Jan 08 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (12:22:37 AM): she works at steak n shake
COME as u r337 (12:22:47 AM): and we used to go in there like.. every other night during high school
COME as u r337 (12:22:51 AM): and she was bitchy all the time
COME as u r337 (12:22:54 AM): and mean to us
COME as u r337 (12:23:07 AM): so we'd leave her tips.. by writing on the napkins
COME as u r337 (12:23:13 AM): like.. "cheap meat costs less"
COME as u r337 (12:23:20 AM): "loose belt brings no pants"
COME as u r337 (12:23:24 AM): stuff like that
COME as u r337 (12:23:30 AM): she kicked us out like. all the time
Im Ngamer (12:24:17 AM): man... those are great tips
Im Ngamer (12:24:22 AM): way over 15%, I'd say
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