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ID #543
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 2:42 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (12 votes)
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CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned
ID #272
Occurred: Jan 31 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.259/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (6:11:15 PM): Anybody see the movie Waiting?
Im Ngamer (6:11:41 PM): I wanted to QB, but you had to stand in line to see it
COME as u r337 (6:12:18 PM): I also wanted to, but all the showings were.. an hour after I would have gotten to the theatre.
COME as u r337 (6:12:40 PM): Plus the guy screwed up loading the reel, I heard.
ID #31
Occurred: Jan 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.484/4 (31 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:40 PM): Well, seriously though, whose benefit is that for?
Im Ngamer (4:29:10 PM): no benefit Sam, it's just what they do
Im Ngamer (4:29:26 PM): that, din mor stuff, and calling people gay in Swedish
Stickmansam 1024 (4:29:46 PM): *remembers why he left*
i337o (4:29:58 PM): *knows why you are going to leave*
(4:30:04 PM) Stickmansam 1024 has left the room.
ShadowZeroPD (4:30:09 PM): lol
OLLE boll e007 (4:30:10 PM): *doesn't feel bad at all*
i337o (4:30:12 PM): ~Q~
ShadowZeroPD (4:30:14 PM): ~Q~
OLLE boll e007 (4:30:23 PM): ~Q~
BadassFal (4:30:47 PM): ~Q~
Im Ngamer (4:31:48 PM): ok, I don't support bootings, but that was pretty funny
ID #126
Occurred: Jul 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.219/4 (32 votes)
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(23:06:41) ShadowZero: can all booted people send me the votes again
(23:06:45) durrkmeister: no
(23:06:45) megawabs: no
(23:06:45) Wouter Jansen: no
(23:06:45) typosaur: no
ID #399
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:40 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:23:38 AM): who is creeping death?
Im Ngamer (12:23:52 AM): oh, Jimmy Bauer
Im Ngamer (12:24:02 AM): someone find his SN!
Neo1337 (12:24:29 AM): That's my job isn't it.
Im Ngamer (12:24:51 AM): ah, got it
Im Ngamer (12:24:53 AM): Link4626
Im Ngamer (12:25:00 AM): interrogate him, Neo!
CieloAzor (12:25:40 AM): You don't interrogate Bauer! This isn't Soviet Russia!
Im Ngamer (12:26:41 AM): make sure you don't tell him you're a terrorist, Neo
Im Ngamer (12:26:53 AM): I've heard Bauer doesn't negotiate with them
ID #177
Occurred: Aug 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.111/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:14:11 PM): Neo, don't be gay
ID #205
Occurred: Sep 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (18:00:08): the-elite.net - because you can't masturbate ALL the time
ID #293
Occurred: Apr 04 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.741/4 (27 votes)
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ShadowZeroPD (2:29:57 PM): New WR on the rankings! http://www.the-elite.net/GE/elite.htm (lemonparty.org)
CieloAzor (2:50:19 PM): That's no record!
CieloAzor (2:50:23 PM): I've had up to 6 old men at once!
ID #526
Occurred: 29 May 2010
Submitted: 29 May 2010, 3:48 AM
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Rating: 2.529/4 (17 votes)
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2:44:13 infil12: i was the best man for a friend a few years ago
2:44:17 infil12: p neat experience
2:44:29 isthatagoodt: niiiice
2:44:33 historictoast: as in the best man he ever put his cock in?
2:44:44 imngamer: *jaw drops again*
2:44:59 infil12: and bloode wonders why he doesn't have any friends!
2:45:00 historictoast: careful infil might stick his dick in there
2:45:04 historictoast: though you'd want that wouldn't you
2:45:13 imngamer: *jaw drops even wider*
2:45:22 historictoast: don't give him that much credit
2:45:23 infil12: he asked me to drink the champagne during the toasts at the reception
2:45:30 infil12: which was the only thing that was a little meh
2:45:41 infil12: did it for his sake, though, p much the only time i've ever had alcohol
2:45:48 historictoast: so basically you're square
2:45:51 imngamer: dang, could have just faked it
2:45:56 infil12: i tried faking it
2:46:03 infil12: he caught me and said to drink it during the next toast, lol
2:46:25 historictoast: sounds super weird
2:46:29 historictoast: like everything
2:46:32 historictoast: you faking it is weird
2:46:36 historictoast: him confronting you about it is weird
2:46:54 isthatagoodt: dang, that would be kinda awkward
2:46:54 infil12: it wasn't a big deal
2:46:59 isthatagoodt: guess i'll just get water in mine
2:47:03 historictoast: i guess you sucking his cock in front of everyone was probably the weirdest part huh
2:47:12 infil12: i didn't chug it down or anything, just had a small sip at the next toast or two
2:47:16 historictoast: lmao
2:47:27 historictoast: omg
2:47:35 historictoast: i make myself cry with laughter
2:47:38 historictoast: that's what it's come to
2:47:44 historictoast: calling people gay on the internet and crying
ID #482
Occurred: 7 Apr 2008
Submitted: 7 Apr 2008, 10:05 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (22 votes)
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[20:48] octoinky: how is dayle's name pronounced? is it dayle as one syllable, or day-lee?
[20:49] DKK5: Dayle like "stale"?
[20:49] NgamerAtWork: Dayle like nail
[20:50] CieloAzor: Dayle like fail
[20:50] CometSH: Dayle like pale?
[20:50] rshepherd1000: dayle like male?
[20:51] DKK5: Like whale?
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