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ID #418
Occurred: 31 Mar 2007
Submitted: 31 Mar 2007, 2:29 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
AlecBoy006 (2:10:16 PM): I made my local newspaper today!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:14:04 PM): "New Strain of Downs Syndrome Discovered"
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #61
Occurred: Feb 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.853/4 (34 votes)
ShadowZeroPD (10:18:29 AM): wtf is up with my pd page?
ShadowZeroPD (10:18:36 AM): http://www.geocities.com/ShadowZero64/ (link to lemonparty.org)
Im Ngamer (10:30:43 AM): well SZ, it could possibly be a problem with the HTML
Im Ngamer (10:30:58 AM): you know, if you try to change the color INSIDE of a time, it can ruin things
Im Ngamer (10:31:11 AM): let me do a quick scan of your code for you, and then-
Im Ngamer (10:31:13 AM): AHHHHH
Im Ngamer (10:31:19 AM): what are those men doing?!
COME as u r337 (10:31:38 AM): The same thing they were doing when you masturbated to that picture 10 minutes ago.
Im Ngamer (10:32:31 AM): hm... yeah, I guess so, now that I look more close
Im Ngamer (10:32:50 AM): I simply must stop being so horrified
ID #348
Occurred: Jun 07 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.310/4 (29 votes)
[20:06] octoinky: steve working nights again?
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: if being with din mor is work, then yes
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: :-P
[20:07] octoinky: my mother is dead
[20:07] octoinky: she died before I was born, I never got to meet her
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: geez, way to ruin it :(
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: wait..
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: before?
[20:07] octoinky: LOL
[20:07] ShadowZeroPD: =-O
[20:07] failurewarningV1: pwned
ID #468
Occurred: 11 Feb 2008
Submitted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:33 PM
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Rating: 2.455/4 (22 votes)
dragondragon18 (11:55:22 PM): I think Woll is hitting on you, Illu! Run!
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:26 PM): That's not Woll. Woll's board name is "GoldenGreg007." That was Matis. His board name is "Matabird." 1+2=3 and the vowels are A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y.
MotoXRider31 (11:55:54 PM): Goose is trying to teach! Everyone, take cover!
Blueline Goddess (11:55:57 PM): As long as Goose doesn't try to teach sex education, we'll all be fine.
ID #524
Occurred: 5 May 2010
Submitted: 5 May 2010, 3:04 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (15 votes)
Im Ngamer (1:26:47 AM): Third, ready to play The Game?
Thiradell (1:27:06 AM): sure
Im Ngamer (1:28:07 AM): okay, the game is called "Is That A Sin?"
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): I'll give you a set of circumstances
Im Ngamer (1:28:23 AM): and you tell me if it would be a sin or not
Thiradell (1:28:24 AM): cool
Thiradell (1:28:25 AM): sounds fun
Im Ngamer (1:59:58 AM): * vaginal sex, but you're the last two people on earth and there's no pastor to marry you and you're married in your own mind
Thiradell (2:00:14 AM): that's fine
Im Ngamer (2:02:49 AM): * anal sex, but you're on a deserted island for 5 years and married in your own mind. (also it's two men)
Thiradell (2:02:56 AM): lol
Thiradell (2:02:56 AM): a sin
Thiradell (2:03:01 AM): (also it's two men)
Thiradell (2:03:05 AM): (you know)
Thiradell (2:03:08 AM): (changes things a little bit)
ID #197
Occurred: 22 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.200/4 (25 votes)
(01:56:52) The Ad Killer: why did he leave me alive? perhaps someday we'll find out.
(01:56:54) The Ad Killer: but not today.
(01:56:57) Obfuscation No2: More importantly, why are you talking to yourself?
(01:57:04) The Ad Killer: I'm talking to you.
(01:57:05) TheFederalPolice entered the room.
(01:57:06) TheFederalPolice: *shoots Ad Killer*
(01:57:08) TheFederalPolice left the room.
(01:57:12) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ouch!
(01:57:18) The Ad Killer: hey!
(01:57:21) Neo1337: Fly by shooting!
(01:57:49) The Ad Killer: *dies*
(01:58:00) The Ad Killer: my only regret...
(01:58:03) The Ad Killer: ...is that...
(01:58:06) The Ad Killer: ...I got shot...
(01:58:09) The Ad Killer left the room.
ID #187
Occurred: Sep 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.720/4 (25 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:52:44 PM): overall, the GameCube wasn't that great for me, because there were a lot of games which just demanded too much of you
Stickmansam 1024 (7:53:33 PM): TS2, Wind Waker, Melee, all required hideous amounts of effort to fully complete
Stickmansam 1024 (7:59:13 PM): WW needed ONE ring-shaped continent, with an ocean in the middle
Stickmansam 1024 (7:59:54 PM): more dungeons
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:05 PM): higher difficulty rating
Im Ngamer (8:00:28 PM): first all these GC games are too hard, now he wants them harder!
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:47 PM): perhaps I should just admit outright that I contradict myself a lot
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): contradict yourself? just yesterday you said you never did that!
Stickmansam 1024 (8:01:35 PM): no I didn't!
ID #531
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 28 Jul 2010, 11:35 PM
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Rating: 2.769/4 (13 votes)
wheatrich (12:33:11 AM): not sure zeebo plays poker anymore
wheatrich (12:33:17 AM): but he's made enough $ he doesn't have to
Sterlin18 (12:33:22 AM): lol
Sterlin18 (12:33:33 AM): I'd quit after 10 million
Sterlin18 (12:33:39 AM): invest a million
wheatrich (12:33:43 AM): I know you won't have that problem sterling
ID #147
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
The controller is your weapon, let there be no restrictions on how you wield it.
~ ancient Chinese proverb, tr. Derek Clark
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