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ID #395
Occurred: 30 Oct 2006
Submitted: 31 Oct 2006, 4:21 AM
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Rating: 2.292/4 (24 votes)
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CieloAzor (3:50:06 PM): Well, looks like Jon gets his chance, but he'll have to make a move quickly!
CieloAzor (3:50:25 PM): Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon have split.
WouterJ007 (3:56:58 PM): into half humans?
CieloAzor (4:10:47 PM): into atoms!
Im Ngamer (4:12:13 PM): nooooo! *tries to put her back together*
Im Ngamer (4:15:26 PM): ok, done
Im Ngamer (4:15:51 PM): looks like I recreated her; 95% Reese and only 5% Ryan
Im Ngamer (4:15:59 PM): ...but it's a very bad 5%
ID #36
Occurred: Jan 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.300/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:05:29 AM): FW, great attempt though! you were right in the running today
Im Ngamer (3:05:48 AM): were in the final 3, along with kat's comment on kingpin
Im Ngamer (3:06:00 AM): I liked them all, so someone else made the final decision
katslover42 (3:06:20 AM): Damn you, YE.
katslover42 (3:06:25 AM): I could have been two ahead of Come.
failurewarningV1 (3:06:39 AM): *shakes fist*
katslover42 (3:07:12 AM): *slides dick into FW's fist...sneakily*
ID #443
Occurred: 30 Aug 2007
Submitted: 31 Aug 2007, 4:35 AM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
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rshepherd1000 (5:02:42 PM): Welcome to todays Euro KotH
rshepherd1000 (5:02:58 PM): The subject this evening is Animals!
*later on*
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): Question 3
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): http://rshepherd.googlepages.com/a03gs
rshepherd1000 (5:11:17 PM): Answer: Mosquito, Myggor, Moustique, Muggen
rshepherd1000 (5:12:21 PM): its hard to find a pic of a mosquito where its not sucking someones arm
rshepherd1000 (5:12:31 PM): i have similar probs with pics of jims mor
ID #571
Occurred: 23 May 2013
Submitted: 23 May 2013, 11:30 PM
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Rating: 2.889/4 (9 votes)
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(22:58:55) GoldenJimbo007: Ngamer around? He'll appreciate this
(22:59:57) GoldenJimbo007: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/479732_543854145661227_850382209_n.jpg
(23:00:46) GoldenJimbo007: He works a block away from where that pic was taken
(23:05:12) wheatontop: I'm sure he knows exactly where the building for kids is
(23:05:49) TopRogue7: no wonder it's always Ngameratwork
(23:17:23) CHATSTATSRobot3: hot ride Jimmers, did you snap that this aft?
(23:17:42) GoldenJimbo007: I didn't, my assistant did, but yeah
(23:21:57) CHATSTATSRobot3: wheat's correct, I know that Building for Kids well, it's just a block from where I am right now
(23:23:42) TopRogue7: you know it like the back of your hand, to the delight of the front of your hand
ID #116
Occurred: Jun 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.125/4 (40 votes)
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Neo26988 (4:32:48 PM): Catching a bus to the city: $2.20
Neo26988 (4:32:56 PM): Seeing a movie in the city: $12
Neo26988 (4:33:02 PM): Lunch at Southbank: $15
Neo26988 (4:33:07 PM): Getting ditched by your best friend the night before: Priceless :'(
COME as u r337 (4:33:21 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: Priceless.
Neo26988 (4:33:37 PM): Come. :(
Neo26988 (4:33:40 PM): I'm not in the mood.
COME as u r337 (4:33:49 PM): Oh.. sorry.
COME as u r337 (4:34:02 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: $5.50
ID #252
Occurred: Dec 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.710/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:27:32 PM): dang it zombie! I didn't add you so you could downvote my quotes!
zonkies (10:27:43 PM): Did I downvote them?
zonkies (10:27:50 PM): >.< I dont know how to downvote or upvote
zonkies (10:28:38 PM): Oh I get it now
zonkies (10:28:43 PM): oooooooh
zonkies (10:29:03 PM): No no see, I thought we were voting for the words "gay meh heh haha lololol!11!"
zonkies (10:29:08 PM): Diffrent quotes like that
zonkies (10:29:15 PM): but actually we're voting for whats below it
ID #425
Occurred: 6 May 2007
Submitted: 7 May 2007, 12:03 AM
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Rating: 0.333/4 (24 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (5:27:02 PM): I'm watching Blue Collar.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:09 PM): You Might be a redneck is funny.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:15 PM): I got my own.
AlecBoy006 (5:27:43 PM): If you think genius is one percent insperation, one percent persperation, ninety-eight percent drinking- you might be a red neck.
AlecBoy006 (5:28:38 PM): If you think there are urinals on uranus, you might be a redneck.
AlecBoy006 (5:28:54 PM): If you go to conecentration camp, you might be a red nek.
AlecBoy006 (5:36:29 PM): If you had to pay to see a ballet performance when no one you know is in, you might be a red neck.
ID #227
Occurred: Nov 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.655/4 (29 votes)
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Cyber1166 (8:19:06 PM): that was the slowest 10 yard run I've ever seen
failurewarningV1 (8:19:46 PM): you haven't seen wheat when hes surrounded by food though jon
COME as u r337 (8:20:10 PM): It's hard to "surround" wheat
COME as u r337 (8:20:17 PM): and he's never far from food
Cyber1166 (8:21:25 PM): that's because even when things aren't technically food, he makes them food
Cyber1166 (8:22:07 PM): grass, tires, schoolgirls...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:22:08 PM): a diabolical strategy
failurewarningV1 (8:22:33 PM): sounds like the start to a good film jon, i'd watch
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:41 PM): sounds like the entirety of a very bad film
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:55 PM): "The Man Who Ate Everything"
Cyber1166 (8:23:50 PM): "Run, don't walk! From... the wheat!"
Cyber1166 (8:24:01 PM): "...on second thought, you can just walk."
COME as u r337 (8:24:04 PM): You mean..
COME as u r337 (8:24:18 PM): "The Man Who Ate Ever"
COME as u r337 (8:24:23 PM): With a bite mark at the side of the r
ID #593
Occurred: 16 Aug 2015
Submitted: 16 Aug 2015, 5:18 PM
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Rating: 2.857/4 (7 votes)
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(4:11:15 PM) COME as u r337: eagles wont be kicking FGs all year anyways
(4:11:22 PM) TopRogue7: teeeebs
(4:11:45 PM) DKK5: Thank goodness he's white
(4:13:11 PM) TopRogue7: Too bad that's not true of everyone.
(4:13:20 PM) DKK5: :[
(4:13:52 PM) Jim Barrett: That's why VA meets are great
(4:13:54 PM) Jim Barrett: Everyone is white
(4:14:21 PM) stinsonlaptop: lol
(4:14:27 PM) DKK5: lol
ID #92
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.032/4 (31 votes)
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Fal Fal Binks has entered the room.
Falbacca has entered the room.
Chanc Falpatine has entered the room.
Lando Falrissean has entered the room.
Obi Fal Kenobi has entered the room.
Queen AmiFala has entered the room.
George Falcus has entered the room.
R2Fal2 has entered the room.
Im Ngamer: Fal Wars is back!
Stickmansam 1024: Fal Wars is infinitely confusing
Stickmansam 1024: especially since both sides of The Fal are called the Fal Side
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