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ID #116
Occurred: 26 Jul 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.125/4 (40 votes)
Neo1337 (4:32:48 PM): Catching a bus to the city: $2.20
Neo1337 (4:32:56 PM): Seeing a movie in the city: $12
Neo1337 (4:33:02 PM): Lunch at Southbank: $15
Neo1337 (4:33:07 PM): Getting ditched by your best friend the night before: Priceless :'(
COME as u r337 (4:33:21 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: Priceless.
Neo1337 (4:33:37 PM): Come. :(
Neo1337 (4:33:40 PM): I'm not in the mood.
COME as u r337 (4:33:49 PM): Oh.. sorry.
COME as u r337 (4:34:02 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: $5.50
ID #601
Occurred: 25 Jul 2010
Submitted: 19 Jun 2019, 6:02 PM
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Rating: 4.000/4 (2 votes)
(11:57:16 PM) AlecBoy006: Looks like I clogged the toilet
(12:02:04 AM) AlecBoy006: There is no God
(12:02:16 AM) Thiradell: if there was a God, Corey's toilet would not have clogged
(12:02:46 AM) AlecBoy006: Forget about my toilet being clogged
(12:02:53 AM) AlecBoy006: How about all the other disasters in the world?
(12:03:13 AM) Thiradell: my left rear tire has a slow leak
(12:03:15 AM) Thiradell: I prayed
(12:03:17 AM) Thiradell: nothing
(12:03:29 AM) AlecBoy006: I prayed for a GF and got nothing
(12:03:36 AM) BluelineGoddess: rofl
(12:03:39 AM) Infil12: that's proof there IS a God, alec
ID #419
Occurred: 5 May 2005
Submitted: 2 Apr 2007, 12:43 PM
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Rating: 1.435/4 (23 votes)
MexicanHitList: ... sorry about the mexico thing i was baked and misread a reply
Wiff: Since you're new, I'll forgive you this time. The Elite doesn't approve of druggies.
Tyler: WIWF is gay. The Elite approves of drugs. Stupid nerds don't. But don't get me wrong, Mexican, you're a bigger homo than WIWF. I think what I'm trying to say is I'm better than every one.
Andrew: Hey, like wow, you just pooled all of your charm, wit and intelligence into one post. And it didn't amount to much.
ID #96
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
octoinky (9:27:26 PM): then I'll start working toward elite --> king
katslover42 (9:28:58 PM): Does that arrow mean you like dick?
katslover42 (9:29:04 PM): Because that' susually what people use it for.
katslover42 (9:29:30 PM): People will know you as The Elite --> King
octoinky (9:30:29 PM): yeah, thats exactly what I meant
octoinky (9:30:30 PM): i like dick
octoinky (9:30:31 PM): brb, dinner
katslover42 (9:31:07 PM): Are you having dick?
ID #582
Occurred: 28 Oct 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:01 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (6 votes)
TopRogue7 (7:43:45 PM): seems like you kicked your depression right off
TopRogue7 (7:43:50 PM): to what do you attribute your success
DrInvertigone (7:44:11 PM): Well I did go on a date Saturday night and a date with someone else Sunday morning and both are open to seeing me again.
Thiradell (7:45:03 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:45:09 PM): sounds like a predicament
DrInvertigone (7:45:22 PM): The kind I'd like to have, for a change.
DrInvertigone (7:45:49 PM): Well I have one I'm more interested in than the other.
TopRogue7 (7:46:24 PM): whys that
DrInvertigone (7:46:38 PM): Connection, personality. Bonding.
DrInvertigone (7:50:34 PM): Well I told them both I'd like to see them again and both suggested Saturday night.
Thiradell (7:51:26 PM): what do you plan to do, Al
DrInvertigone (7:52:31 PM): See what they're both doing. Nothing is set in stone yet. I felt stronger about the second one. I've kissed both of them. The first one on the cheek. The second on the hand. I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak.
Thiradell (7:54:56 PM): say they're both avail Saturday night
Thiradell (7:55:36 PM): what then
DrInvertigone (7:55:50 PM): Try to see if I can take the other one out Sunday.
Thiradell (7:56:04 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:56:29 PM): didn't know you were a polygamist
DrInvertigone (7:56:58 PM): I'm not. But I'm also trying to see who may be the better fit and if I can be able to finally do the unthinkable.
ngameratwork (7:57:42 PM): what are we not allowed to Think about in this context?
Thiradell (7:57:55 PM): the revival of Lord Voldemort
(8:17:46 PM) DrInvertigone has left the room.

(21:35:44) BluelineGoddess: unthinkable is sex obv
(21:35:54) BluelineGoddess: penis in cooter
(21:36:15) TopRogue7: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak."
(21:36:25) TopRogue7: so to speak, i wonder what he REALLY means
(21:37:09) Thiradell: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak" could be sold on the market for thousands of dollars
(21:37:16) Thiradell: golden line
(21:37:22) BluelineGoddess: he's painfully awkward Rob Lowe
(21:37:25) TopRogue7: I've also paired up with them penis in cooter, so to speak.
(21:37:29) Thiradell: lol
ID #209
Occurred: Oct 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.923/4 (26 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:01 PM): it says I need to install additional plugins
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:17 PM): I distrusted ytmnd.com already, I ain't installing no plugins, fool
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): more like.. ADDITIONAL VIRUSES!
COME as u r337 (7:31:27 PM): MIRITE???
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:34 PM): WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:37 PM): YOU GO GIRL!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:31:50 PM): *snaps fingers here, there and here again*
ID #69
Occurred: Jul 04 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
GoldenGreg007: i give up on streets for now
GoldenGreg007: i'm getting needy for porn again
comeasur337: Masterbation PRs
comeasur337: can you beat 1:15?
comeasur337: i can get like.. 24 with lookdown
GoldenGreg007: (haha, new strat! 2 seconds)
GoldenGreg007: lookdown, lmao
GoldenGreg007: cruise control 8-)
GoldenGreg007: they do have like man dildos
GoldenGreg007: where you put your dick in it and it shakes i guess
GoldenGreg007: so i suppose that might help for wrs
GoldenGreg007: might not be allowed in the masterbation elite though
comeasur337: thats like a game shark
GoldenGreg007: kinda like a turbo controller
comeasur337: dickshark*
smurx god: guys, new thwacking record, :45, on tape, and plus I got some TTs
GoldenGreg007: lmfgao
GoldenGreg007: how many boosts did you have???
Cyber1166: if I know smurx, there were plenty of back boosts
smurx god: Unzipped pants at :02. Got a boner at :10 (I'm thinking :09 might be possible). First speech skip at :12. Recieved a boost from J-Lo saving a couple seconds. Back-boosts by Ben Affleck setting me back. and a :44.98 End Screen
ID #27
Occurred: 15 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.875/4 (32 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:40 PM): My phone number is 0123 456 7890
Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:57 PM): You would not believe the amount of idiots who call me
COME as u r337 (3:54:24 PM): like.. your parents?
COME as u r337 (3:54:26 PM): and friends?
Stickmansam 1024 (3:55:26 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (3:56:01 PM): some random guy calls me, "Hey son, how's college going?" I'm like "dude, get the hell off my phone"
ID #249
Occurred: Dec 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (35 votes)
Im Ngamer (9:55:27 PM): you'll be happy to hear that only half my roommate's DVD collection is pornographic
Im Ngamer (9:57:11 PM): one of these DVDs has me interested, though... it's called Dominoes: Adult Entertainment
Im Ngamer (9:57:33 PM): I can only assume someone pushes over the first domino with their penis
ID #275
Occurred: 3 Feb 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.036/4 (28 votes)
Neo1337 (1:34:46 AM): Ok, get this.
Neo1337 (1:34:53 AM): Two 14 year old girls have been charged for murder.
Neo1337 (1:35:08 AM): What stupid 14 year old kills a taxi driver.
Neo1337 (1:35:18 AM): "Oh noes, can't pay the fair! I..umm...*stab stab*"
Im Ngamer (1:36:07 AM): are you sure that's what happened?
Neo1337 (1:36:20 AM): No, I made that bit up.
Neo1337 (1:36:22 AM): But they did kill him.
Im Ngamer (1:38:57 AM): but think about it this way... if they'd gotten away with it, they'd have been geniuses
Neo1337 (1:39:14 AM): They didn't get away with it though, did they Jon?
Im Ngamer (1:40:43 AM): yeah, but if they had... that's $8.42 they just saved right there
Im Ngamer (1:40:58 AM): now, imagine if they could do that with every cab drive
Im Ngamer (1:41:05 AM): and... they take cabs all the time
Neo1337 (1:41:07 AM): $8.42? Taxis cost wayyy more than that over here.
Im Ngamer (1:41:21 AM): well then, it was even better
Im Ngamer (1:41:11 AM): could have saved millions!
Neo1337 (1:41:15 AM): Yeah.
Neo1337 (1:41:17 AM): Except.
Neo1337 (1:41:23 AM): They'd run out of taxi drivers, wouldn't they?
Neo1337 (1:41:37 AM): They'd eventually be an extinct species.
Im Ngamer (1:41:49 AM): well eventually no one would want to drive them, but then the rates would just go up
Im Ngamer (1:41:56 AM): because it would become a high paying job
Im Ngamer (1:42:05 AM): so they'd just be saving even more money
Im Ngamer (1:42:09 AM): with every stabbing
Neo1337 (1:42:18 AM): Well yeah, technically, but.
Neo1337 (1:42:21 AM): THEY'D BE KILLING PEOPLE.
Im Ngamer (1:42:50 AM): well, not for some dumb reason though
Im Ngamer (1:42:53 AM): it's just to save money
Im Ngamer (1:43:01 AM): you have to think like an economist here
Neo1337 (1:43:13 AM): I'd rather rob a bank.
Im Ngamer (1:44:53 AM): dang it Neo
Im Ngamer (1:45:00 AM): you're robbing from your own community!
CieloAzor (1:45:03 AM): I like the way you think, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:12 AM): thanks man
Neo1337 (1:45:25 AM): *sigh* You wouldn't agree with me if your life depended on it, Jon.
Im Ngamer (1:45:34 AM): what? yes I would
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