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ID #250
Occurred: Dec 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.118/4 (34 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (4:44:02 PM): i sent your sister a friend request
GoldenGreg007 (4:44:05 PM): she better accept it
Im Ngamer (5:18:59 PM):
jon this guy named greg woll has listed me as his friend and he goes to ohio northern and i was trying to figure out how i know him or something and i see that you are the only friend i have in common with him so i am wondering who he is and why he is trying to list me as his friend
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:47 PM): haha pwned
GoldenGreg007 (5:19:52 PM): i'm pwning the whole barber family
Im Ngamer (6:21:44 PM): you've gone too far Woll, TOO FAR
Im Ngamer (6:22:00 PM): now I'm going to have to facebook friend your sister
GoldenGreg007 (8:09:25 PM): my sister isn't on facebook
GoldenGreg007 (8:10:41 PM): she already graduated before facebook even started
Im Ngamer (8:11:35 PM): hmm... we'll have to start over then
Im Ngamer (8:11:54 PM): how long is the drive to Ohio? about 7 hours?
Im Ngamer (8:12:27 PM): I'll get you a new sister in 9 months, 7 hours
GoldenGreg007 (8:13:17 PM): i'd like to see you try
Im Ngamer (8:13:47 PM): fine, I'll bring the video camera
ID #596
Occurred: 13 Oct 2016
Submitted: 13 Oct 2016, 1:42 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (2 votes)
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*Eva's first words*

(10:13:15 AM) isthatagoodyouse entered the room.
(12:38:30 PM) TopRogue7: 3.
(12:38:32 PM) TopRogue7: 3333..................
(12:38:36 PM) TopRogue7: .33
(12:38:55 PM) IsThatAGoodT: 3.3333.33, the number of times I blink daily
(12:40:20 PM) TopRogue7: Oops, sorry everybody -- Bryan's wife here. Parenting fail. Disregard.
ID #343
Occurred: Jun 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.310/4 (29 votes)
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OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:34): cousin graduated
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:38): yeah kinda lame
OllEbOllE 0 0 7 (23:41:58): he beat me by a week
CieloAzor (23:42:37): To get back at him, you should beat him...with fists!
CieloAzor (23:42:44): For a week!
ID #116
Occurred: Jun 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.175/4 (40 votes)
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Neo26988 (4:32:48 PM): Catching a bus to the city: $2.20
Neo26988 (4:32:56 PM): Seeing a movie in the city: $12
Neo26988 (4:33:02 PM): Lunch at Southbank: $15
Neo26988 (4:33:07 PM): Getting ditched by your best friend the night before: Priceless :'(
COME as u r337 (4:33:21 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: Priceless.
Neo26988 (4:33:37 PM): Come. :(
Neo26988 (4:33:40 PM): I'm not in the mood.
COME as u r337 (4:33:49 PM): Oh.. sorry.
COME as u r337 (4:34:02 PM): Having sex with Neo's sister while he's in the city: $5.50
ID #199
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:27:48 PM): I haven't been in TKEP Chat since the last HoD
Im Ngamer (3:27:54 PM): and the HoD itself was great
Im Ngamer (3:28:00 PM): but UGH at the chatting
Im Ngamer (3:28:17 PM): everyone kept hugging each other constantly
Im Ngamer (3:28:44 PM): felt like an episode of Care Bears in there
ID #232
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.750/4 (28 votes)
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Blueline Goddess (22:40:06): drop the e when adding ing, dammit!
COME as u r337 (22:40:28): Yeah, people shouldn't be at raves when they're conjugating verbs!
ID #207
Occurred: Sep 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.519/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (10:40:59 PM): I work at 7:30 tomorrow too...EST!
Im Ngamer (10:43:35 PM): and this coming from a man who tries for 8 hours sleep every night
CieloAzor (10:43:45 PM): And fails.
CieloAzor (10:44:05 PM): I haven't even tried for the past couple weeks.
CieloAzor (10:44:23 PM): And I'm waking up refreshed anyhow, so I'm not too concerned.
Im Ngamer (10:45:21 PM): you'll think differently after you run a girl over on the way to work!
CieloAzor (10:46:02 PM): Umm, okay.
Im Ngamer (10:47:27 PM): "wow, they sure installed alot of speedbumps over the weekend"
Im Ngamer (10:47:32 PM): *is driving through the daycare center*
CieloAzor (10:47:34 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (10:48:15 PM): sure, you laugh now... wait till you see what it does to your undercarriage, though
ID #323
Occurred: Apr 20 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.355/4 (31 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:54 PM): everyone hates meee
BloodE of Sorrow (4:39:57 PM): *slits wrists*
CieloAzor (4:52:59 PM): *sees BloodE*
CieloAzor (4:53:05 PM): Oh no! I hope I'm not too late to help!
CieloAzor (4:53:13 PM): *slits BloodE's wrists too*
ID #586
Occurred: 9 Jan 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:04 PM
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Rating: 3.600/4 (5 votes)
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(19:20:52) GoldenJimbo007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJimbo007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.
ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
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