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ID #222
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.033/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:42:17 PM): this lie detector is out of control.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:42:22 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:43:16 PM): This sentence is false!
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:43:29 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:08 PM): ...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:13 PM): hey, he's right.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:44:47 PM): okay, I'm gonna have to ask it to be quiet now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:44:53 PM): False!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:08 PM): no really, I want it to shut up.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:12 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:17 PM): getting angry now.
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:45:24 PM): True!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:35 PM): all right, that's it...
Stickmansam 1024 (7:46:20 PM): THE NEXT RESPONSE FROM THE LIE DETECTOR WILL BE "FALSE".
li3 d3t3ct0r (7:46:42 PM): *explodes*
(7:46:43 PM) li3 d3t3ct0r has left the room.
ID #503
Occurred: 4 Jun 2009
Submitted: 4 Jun 2009, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 3.105/4 (19 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:00 AM): Scott
isthatagoodt (1:19:04 AM): Yes?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:04 AM): try watching Armageddon with Sophia
isthatagoodt (1:19:09 AM): And...?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:12 AM): see who cries first
isthatagoodt (1:19:13 AM): Love that movie btw
Infil12 (1:20:01 AM): i cried when i watched armageddon, i'm not going to lie
Infil12 (1:20:09 AM): i couldn't believe the horrible physics i was watching
ID #493
Occurred: 10 Sep 2008
Submitted: 11 Sep 2008, 1:19 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (20 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (11:05:47 PM): what IS Hadron?
JackOfWailing (11:06:39 PM): it's a part of a prticle
JackOfWailing (11:06:47 PM): sub-atomic particle
RyanWhiteGoose (11:12:15 PM): wow
holycatholique (11:14:52 PM): Hardon*
CieloAzor (11:15:17 PM): maybe your hardon is subatomic
ID #131
Occurred: Jul 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.067/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:17:51 PM): Expert VS marsh
FoodsHoverCage (11:17:56 PM): Ack
FoodsHoverCage (11:18:00 PM): You never give up
Im Ngamer (11:18:30 PM): they don't call me Tenacious J for nothing
Im Ngamer (11:18:45 PM): or at all, for that matter
ID #588
Occurred: 20 Mar 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:15 PM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (5 votes)
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*Jim and Ritch break up, Alec leaving soon for his new job*

(22:20:54) DrInvertigone: I'm highly motivated for Massachusetts.
(22:21:07) DrInvertigone: Like, really motivated.
(22:21:11) GoldenJimbo007: I'm highly motivated to eat this pizza right now
(22:21:15) GoldenJimbo007: Since rachel took my gd microwave
(22:21:22) BluelineGoddess: cold Chef has to suck
(22:22:22) TopRogue7: how did she take YOUR microwave lol
(22:22:33) TopRogue7: out of all the things to steal in a rage
(22:22:37) TopRogue7: i guess she hit you where it hurt the most
(22:22:43) BluelineGoddess: think it was technically her microwave
(22:22:49) GoldenJimbo007: Yeah dayle is right
(22:23:08) TopRogue7: huh, never known jim to skimp on the truth before
(22:23:16) BluelineGoddess: lol
(22:23:19) GoldenJimbo007: Meh, I bought it for her
(22:23:23) GoldenJimbo007: That was basically my microwave
(22:23:38) TopRogue7: i don't think you grasp the concept of ownership
(22:23:42) BluelineGoddess: everything I've ever given someone is basically mine?
(22:23:55) TopRogue7: perhaps this is why you felt entirely comfortable stealing from work every day
(22:24:09) TopRogue7: bah, i work here so all this stuff is basically mine anyway
(22:24:15) DKK5: Consider it a lesson learned
(22:24:33) BluelineGoddess: this convo is amazing
(22:24:50) GoldenJimbo007: I'm just flabbergasted she took the damn microwave
ID #93
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 0.649/4 (37 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (16:44:33): Only two kinds of people come from Kokiri Forest - steers and queers. Which one are you, boy?
ID #505
Occurred: 24 Jun 2009
Submitted: 24 Jun 2009, 2:32 PM
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Rating: 3.059/4 (17 votes)
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isthatagoodt (12:25:34 PM): http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v313/34/43/503156954/n503156954_1753613_7338.jpg
isthatagoodt (12:25:36 PM): OMG WOW
isthatagoodt (12:25:41 PM): This photo is like the definition of my life
O Beeeeeasty (12:26:02 PM): looking out the window, lonely, when others are having fun ?
holycatholique (12:26:03 PM): you ride on the short bus?
PYLemire (12:26:03 PM): you have a pink t-shirt and some braces?
ID #333
Occurred: May 17 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.129/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (12:18:16 AM): my roommate is playing some Rome game
Im Ngamer (12:18:57 AM): Rome Total War?
BabbelTheFish (12:19:05 AM): Rome escape?
GoldenGreg007 (12:19:12 AM): total war
Regular Civilian (12:24:37 AM): I have built Rome in 23 hours, 51 minutes.
Regular Civilian (12:24:41 AM): Beat THAT.
Im Ngamer (12:24:55 AM): whoa, nice work Mg!
Im Ngamer (12:24:59 AM): didn't think it was possible
DKK5 (12:25:11 AM): That's hard core
Regular Civilian (12:26:05 AM): I also failed 23:34, but killed too many scientists
ID #258
Occurred: Nov 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.472/4 (36 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (21:07:18): has anyone else seen an ad for gay.com on the elite boards?
BloodE of Sorrow (21:07:30): i don't get ads
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:37): yeah i'm too lazy to adblock
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:42): but yeah
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:43): gay.com
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:48): right above the elite banner
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:50): i thought it was a joke
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:54): then i realized it was an actual ad
BloodE of Sorrow (21:08:00): did you click it
GoldenGreg007 (21:08:04): well yeah
ID #466
Occurred: 8 Feb 2008
Submitted: 8 Feb 2008, 4:14 AM
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Rating: 3.480/4 (25 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:07 AM): ok think about this Jon
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:16 AM): what will I personally ever do in my life for the good of mankind?
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:26 AM): if anything, I just want to make a lot of money and have a hot wife
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:39 AM): yes, I appreciate the mother Teresas, and Princess Dianas, and Jesus Christs of the world
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:44 AM): but thats not for me
RyanWhiteGoose (3:07:49 AM): Im in it for the sex and money and power
Im Ngamer (3:07:57 AM): 0/3 so far!
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