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ID #228
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:38:07 PM): FIRE ALARM!
Im Ngamer (6:38:10 PM): *runs*
COME as u r337 (6:38:40 PM): We had a fire alarm go off during a tornado warning at school once.
COME as u r337 (6:38:57 PM): Everyone rushed outside while tucking their head between their knees.
ID #111
Occurred: Jun 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.829/4 (35 votes)
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octoinky (23:11:00): FUCKING PENGUINS
ID #398
Occurred: 24 Oct 2003
Submitted: 13 Nov 2006, 6:23 PM
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Rating: 3.083/4 (24 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:25:43 PM): yeah.. you should definitely just skip school and stay in here all day Paul
COME as u r337 (5:25:53 PM): We'll teach you whats really goin on
COME as u r337 (5:26:18 PM): I'll handle cunnilingus.. Barber gets fellatio.. Biz is the anal expert
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): jon is blowjobs
COME as u r337 (5:32:47 PM): giving
COME as u r337 (5:32:55 PM): not receiving
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:19 PM): there is a $5.00 class fee for bananas
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:34 PM): instructional bananas
COME as u r337 (5:33:37 PM): omg
COME as u r337 (5:33:41 PM): i can just see barber
COME as u r337 (5:33:44 PM): like.. andy dick from oldschool
COME as u r337 (5:33:48 PM): teaching the bj class
COME as u r337 (5:33:49 PM): hahahahah
BiZiCHYLD (5:33:57 PM): lol
BiZiCHYLD (5:34:46 PM): jons credentials are good
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:01 PM): he graduated at the top of his class from BJU
COME as u r337 (5:35:27 PM): graduated Cum Laude
COME as u r337 (5:35:46 PM): the valiDICKtorian
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): omg
BiZiCHYLD (5:35:58 PM): stop
COME as u r337 (5:36:01 PM): haha
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:01 PM): it's too much
COME as u r337 (5:36:10 PM): the HEAD of the class
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:40 PM): you could say he was the PENIS of the school!
BiZiCHYLD (5:36:47 PM): err, wait
ID #407
Occurred: 29 Dec 2006
Submitted: 30 Dec 2006, 3:12 AM
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Rating: 2.680/4 (25 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (11:24:33 PM): I want a series of PHP t-shirts
YourElitenessPD (11:24:45 PM): They can say things like....
YourElitenessPD (11:24:55 PM): array_diff_uassoc -- Computes the difference of arrays with additional index check which is performed by a user supplied callback function
YourElitenessPD (11:26:43 PM): Wouldn't that be cool?
Rshepherd1000 (11:26:57 PM): incredibly
Neo26988 (11:27:13 PM): Oh you are NEVER getting laid.
ID #75
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.879/4 (33 votes)
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Iggy: How do you know he sucks dick? Do you stalk him? Go over to his house and watch him? Besides, why do you care if he did suck dick? Does that affect you? The only way it would affect you is if you were gay, and the only reason you would care if he sucked dick is if you were gay. so in other words, all i got out of your post is that you admitted that you are gay.
ID #454
Occurred: 23 Dec 2007
Submitted: 23 Dec 2007, 5:28 PM
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Rating: 1.250/4 (24 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (4:27:09 PM): I ain't retarded either.
ID #347
Occurred: Jun 06 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.741/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (10:46:32 PM): How dare you categorize me!
CieloAzor (10:46:38 PM): I don't vote along party lines!
Im Ngamer (10:47:01 PM): it's true QB, you're the most surprising voter I know
Im Ngamer (10:47:05 PM): as I've mentioned to you many times
StvnHaley (10:47:11 PM): *coin toss*
ShadowZeroPD (10:47:22 PM): *mor toss*
Im Ngamer (10:47:43 PM): if I know SZ, she'll land tails up!
ID #443
Occurred: 30 Aug 2007
Submitted: 31 Aug 2007, 4:35 AM
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Rating: 2.708/4 (24 votes)
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rshepherd1000 (5:02:42 PM): Welcome to todays Euro KotH
rshepherd1000 (5:02:58 PM): The subject this evening is Animals!
*later on*
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): Question 3
rshepherd1000 (5:10:09 PM): http://rshepherd.googlepages.com/a03gs
rshepherd1000 (5:11:17 PM): Answer: Mosquito, Myggor, Moustique, Muggen
rshepherd1000 (5:12:21 PM): its hard to find a pic of a mosquito where its not sucking someones arm
rshepherd1000 (5:12:31 PM): i have similar probs with pics of jims mor
ID #426
Occurred: 18 May 2007
Submitted: 18 May 2007, 11:03 AM
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Rating: 2.870/4 (23 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (10:29:43): Hmm, I don't have the opening "You have joined chatroom "theelite"." line
COME as u r337 (10:30:01): nobody does, YE
COME as u r337 (10:30:07): its not giving entrance messages either
COME as u r337 (10:30:17): so people can enter and you wont know unless you notice them on the side
YourElitenessPD (10:30:27): Mad
YourElitenessPD (10:30:43): What about leaving?
COME as u r337 (10:31:04): thats still working fine
YourElitenessPD (10:31:12): *leaves a million times in a row*
COME as u r337 (10:34:15): Just once is fine with me.
CieloAzor (10:34:37): Zing!
ID #62
Occurred: Jan 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.833/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:01:07 AM): YE, when you were at Karl's house
Im Ngamer (11:01:12 AM): who had the lighter skin?
YourElitenessPD (11:01:19 AM): Oooh
YourElitenessPD (11:01:24 AM): I didn't really look
COME as u r337 (11:01:25 AM): They couldn't tell Jon, they lived with blankets over the windows.
COME as u r337 (11:01:31 AM): The only light was from the TV and computer
COME as u r337 (11:01:42 AM): and the LED on the front of the 64
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