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ID #226
Occurred: Oct 24 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.276/4 (29 votes)
CieloAzor (9:59:39 PM): Rosa Parks dead...as of now.
CieloAzor (9:59:50 PM): Rosa, we hardly knew ye.
Stickmansam 1024 (9:59:55 PM): oh, unfortunate.
Stickmansam 1024 (10:00:27 PM): *thinks of the first joke, but it's horrifyingly distasteful*
CieloAzor (10:00:58 PM): Oh, does that mean her seat is finally open?
COME as u r337 (10:01:24 PM): I wonder if she'll bitch about being put in the back of the cemetery, too.
COME as u r337 (10:02:39 PM): We're horrible.
ID #503
Occurred: 4 Jun 2009
Submitted: 4 Jun 2009, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 3.105/4 (19 votes)
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:00 AM): Scott
isthatagoodt (1:19:04 AM): Yes?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:04 AM): try watching Armageddon with Sophia
isthatagoodt (1:19:09 AM): And...?
RyanWhiteGoose (1:19:12 AM): see who cries first
isthatagoodt (1:19:13 AM): Love that movie btw
Infil12 (1:20:01 AM): i cried when i watched armageddon, i'm not going to lie
Infil12 (1:20:09 AM): i couldn't believe the horrible physics i was watching
ID #39
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
katslover42 (9:32:40 PM): Take a bow.
katslover42 (9:32:43 PM): And shoot me with it.
COME as u r337 (9:32:47 PM): Jon, you take a bow.
COME as u r337 (9:32:58 PM): I'll continue standing, behind you.. naked
ID #583
Occurred: 7 Nov 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:26 PM
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Rating: 3.667/4 (6 votes)
(19:37:07) GoldenJimbo007: Had another little interesting driving story on the way to work today I'm sure chatters will find entertaining
(19:49:04) GoldenJimbo007: So every morning when I go to work for 7:00 AM, I encounter a ton of buses, and it gets super irritating
(19:49:12) GoldenJimbo007: They stop all the time, they drive super slow, etc
(19:49:25) GoldenJimbo007: So this morning I got stopped behind a bus TWICE, nearly putting me late for work
(19:49:39) GoldenJimbo007: I thought I had it cleared when it turned right, but nope, one up the road was another bus coming right at me with a group of kids waiting about a block ahead
(19:49:50) GoldenJimbo007: I race to beat the bus past its "red light, stop sign" point, but to no avail, I'm way short
(19:50:07) GoldenJimbo007: I eventually said f this, and gunned it past the bus
(19:50:20) GoldenJimbo007: Bus driver lays on the horn, I flip him off (first instinct), and race off to work
(19:50:30) GoldenJimbo007: Guess I'll keep my eyes open for a ticket
(19:52:58) ngonhislaptop: you do realize when you try to bird a bus driver you're ACTUALLY birding 25 eight year olds right?

(20:20:33) isthatagoodt: lol you're getting a ticket
(20:20:35) isthatagoodt: have fun being fucked
(20:20:49) isthatagoodt: bus drivers have basically a 100% rate at getting you, i'd know
(20:20:50) GoldenJimbo007: I'll dispute it
(20:21:31) isthatagoodt: nah there's no disputing it either
(20:22:07) isthatagoodt: i hear about these all the time
(20:23:03) isthatagoodt: my dad is the transportation director for a school so he deals with it several times per year
(20:23:46) isthatagoodt: iowa recently upped the penalties for this too, fine up to $675 and possible jail time for passing a bus with the stop sign out
(20:24:11) isthatagoodt: after a 7 year old girl 1 town over got demolished by a dude in a pickup going 50mph
(20:24:30) COME as u r337: but did the dude flip the driver the bird as he went flying by?
(20:26:36) GoldenJimbo007: If it's some outrageous ticket I'll prob just ignore it conveniently
(20:26:56) ngonhislaptop: another flawless Jimbo strat, cool cool

(20:31:01) isthatagoodt: you said you were behind the bus
(20:31:27) GoldenJimbo007: no no I was pissed because I was behind 2 buses already
(20:31:36) GoldenJimbo007: When that bus turned right, I was in the clear
(20:31:42) GoldenJimbo007: Except for one in the distance (coming toward me)
(20:31:50) isthatagoodt: oh, then what were you speeding for you idiot
(20:32:12) isthatagoodt: you could have killed a kid for no reason
(20:32:23) COME as u r337: jim i can hear the swat team choppers above your trailer now
(20:34:35) GoldenJimbo007: Yeah it's always to awful with buses when I work at 7
(20:34:51) COME as u r337: leave 3 minutes earlier?
(20:35:09) GoldenJimbo007: Would have to be like 7 mins earlier or so
GoldenJimbo007 has left the room

(22:07:25) Infilament: jim driving story is insane
(22:07:51) Infilament: who guns it past a stopped bus driver because they're upset, then flips the bus driver off lol
(22:08:48) Infilament: the entitlement is insane to me
(22:09:07) ngonhislaptop: he had no choice, it was either risk the lives of children the world over, or wake up 5 minutes earlier
ID #541
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 17 Oct 2010, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 1.769/4 (13 votes)
(10:37:54 PM) GoldenJimbo007: SHe's pulling the virginity card, FUCK
(10:37:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: i need to see the censored version more
(10:38:08 PM) DKK5: Wait what?!
(10:38:15 PM) GoldenJimbo007: I took her v card
(10:38:22 PM) DKK5: Oh dear lord
(10:38:25 PM) bcuts053: yippee kay-ay mr. falcon!
(10:38:25 PM) Regular Mg: uh oh
(10:38:26 PM) polyamorous527: and now tell her thats why you're breaking up
(10:38:26 PM) Thiradell: "s*it happens"
(10:38:28 PM) Regular Mg: backboost
(10:38:36 PM) Infil12: tell her you'll give it back
(10:38:38 PM) BluelineGoddess: holy crap :-$
(10:38:41 PM) CieloAzor: well, you didn't take her butt card
(10:38:43 PM) polyamorous527: yeah stick it back in her ha
(10:38:46 PM) Im Ngamer: heh
(10:38:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: hahaha, qb made me lol
(10:38:56 PM) bcuts053: if she says she's preggers in the next week, dont believe her!
ID #400
Occurred: 23 Nov 2006
Submitted: 24 Nov 2006, 11:43 PM
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Rating: 1.708/4 (24 votes)
Im Ngamer (12:34:31 AM): is thevectorman.net down forever?
Neo26988 (12:46:18 AM): Yes.
Neo26988 (12:46:25 AM): Vec gave him time to save everything.
Neo26988 (12:46:29 AM): He's just waiting for somewhere to put it.
Neo26988 (12:47:02 AM): I'll be checking out some other options, but the most likely scenario will involve moving to thengamer.com.
Im Ngamer (12:47:47 AM): sounds like this "ngamer" fellow has a chance to be a hero!
Neo26988 (12:47:53 AM): More like, an hero.
Im Ngamer (12:48:43 AM): I'll put an ero through your head if you're not careful!
ID #218
Occurred: Oct 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.852/4 (27 votes)
MIG144MFI (8:17:47 PM): I sent in my apps to Case W and West Point today
Im Ngamer (8:18:12 PM): watch out Trent! they'll make you do pushups!
COME as u r337 (8:18:27 PM): Jon had to do a lot of pushups.
COME as u r337 (8:18:37 PM): With one of the instructors on his "back"
Im Ngamer (8:19:09 PM): well, sure, but it wasn't so bad for me
Im Ngamer (8:19:16 PM): the instructor had it worse
Im Ngamer (8:19:21 PM): 100 pushins
ID #334
Occurred: May 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.370/4 (27 votes)
CieloAzor (5:00:18 PM): DeathShang (3:57:35 PM): what rash? lol, do i wanna know?
CieloAzor (5:00:26 PM): I was really hoping that comment wasn't about me. :-\
CieloAzor (5:00:34 PM): Dang you, Come!
Im Ngamer (5:00:41 PM): haha! but somehow you knew
Im Ngamer (5:01:03 PM): your ears weren't the only things burning!
ID #150
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (28 votes)
ID #548
Occurred: 20 Feb 2011
Submitted: 20 Feb 2011, 9:37 PM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (13 votes)
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: rate the following athletes in terms of OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY;
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: David Villa
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sven Kramer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Tony Stewart
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: John Daly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sidney Crosby
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Bobby Fischer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Ken Jennings
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Albert Pujols
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Usain Bolt
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Michael Phelps
dragondragon18: Crosby before he got hurt?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: I don't think there is a worse POSSIBLE thing to say after that list
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: a random word generator would have said something more relevant
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