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ID #50
Occurred: Dec 29 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (29 votes)
Cereal Fetish (2:34:42 AM): Better than sex
Cereal Fetish (2:34:45 AM): With a watermelon
Was He DUpgamer (2:34:54 AM): *pondering*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:08 AM): Not...that...I've ever done...that sort of thing
Cyber1166 (2:35:25 AM): hm... I suppose... after you already cut it in half
Cereal Fetish (2:35:39 AM): Over the summer there was a huge bin of them in the back room of my job
Cyber1166 (2:35:41 AM): it'd be pretty hard otherwise
Cereal Fetish (2:35:44 AM): I was like...*idea*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:50 AM): I could eat them all!
Was He DUpgamer (2:35:58 AM): LOL
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:06 AM): misdirection
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:17 AM): and no... you couldn't
Cereal Fetish (2:36:25 AM): I know...that's what made me sad
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:33 AM): so you raped them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:39 AM): instead
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:42 AM): bcs of the frustration
Cereal Fetish (2:36:45 AM): And I could do that to all of them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:54 AM): and you taped on a drawing you made on a napkin of ...Neo
Cereal Fetish (2:37:17 AM): Yeah, it was in pretty bad shape after the first few thrusts
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:18 AM): and you said "who's "the one" NOW bitch!!!"
Cereal Fetish (2:37:27 AM): so i started drawing directly on the watermelons themselves
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:40 AM): what a visual
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:45 AM): watermelons with smily faces
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:52 AM): or like...
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:55 AM): O faces
Cyber1166 (2:37:58 AM): oh, it wasn't the faces he drew
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:15 AM): NICE.
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:27 AM): *throws tact on floor and steps on it*
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:30 AM): that won't be coming back
ID #185
Occurred: Sep 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (24 votes)
Im Ngamer (3:29:36 AM): wow, that's alot of people, must be a pretty big store
YourElitenessPD (3:29:58 AM): Well, we have Dick Smith stuff
Im Ngamer (3:30:26 AM): Dick who? sorry, we don't have those stores around here
CieloAzor (3:31:12 AM): Right between the blacksmith and the silversmith, there's a little shop where the dicksmith works.
CieloAzor (3:32:11 AM): I'm not sure I want to think too much about what his job entails.
Im Ngamer (3:32:19 AM): little shop? you'd think he could work out of a hole in the wall
ID #115
Occurred: Jun 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (02:23:25): http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1732699
Stickmansam 1024 (02:34:54): SCIENCE COOKING?
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:07): Never have two words sounded so good together
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:19): Except perhaps "The reactor-!"
katslover42 (02:35:34): "Who are-!"
COME as u r337 (02:35:47): Heh
Obfuscation314 (02:35:59): "That's not-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:06): "But surely-!"
katslover42 (02:36:30): "The goggles-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:51): "My suit-!"
katslover42 (02:37:00): "No, don't-!"
katslover42 (02:37:12): "Not my-!"
katslover42 (02:37:37): "The blowfish-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:01): heheheheh
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:11): we spent an entire evening thinking these up actually
katslover42 (02:38:13): "This orgasm-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:38:22): "Something smells-!"
katslover42 (02:38:49): "Poison lip-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:10): "Dead? But-"
katslover42 (02:39:11): "Blood in-!"
katslover42 (02:39:33): "We found-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:39:49): "The government-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:49): "My eyes-!"
katslover42 (02:39:59): "Life ends-!"
katslover42 (02:40:37): "John McClain-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:41:08): "McClane, you-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:42:16): "Luthor? But-"
katslover42 (02:42:45): "Kryptonite Condom-!"
katslover42 (02:46:14): "I'm allergic-!"
COME as u r337 (02:46:21): I have one for YE...
COME as u r337 (02:46:31): "Control, Alt,-!"
katslover42 (02:46:57): "The Ring-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:14): I'm debating whether to submit all these to the QDB
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:28): eh, I've sent in enough rubbish already
COME as u r337 (02:47:29): I'd only accept it if it was all one quote :P
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:33): well, yeah
katslover42 (02:48:13): "Captain, we've-!"
ID #192
Occurred: Sep 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (28 votes)
(01:35:24) KLuminate: i think the community is unhealthy for all of us
(01:35:28) KLuminate: we need to get to the real world
(01:35:32) KLuminate: were all decent guys
(01:35:42) KLuminate: but being here now....why are we not in bed, Sam?
(01:35:46) KLuminate: its 1.37 in the UK
(01:35:52) Stickmansam 1024: because I'm not attracted to you physically
ID #43
Occurred: Dec 21 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.071/4 (28 votes)
Im Ngamer (12:16:17 AM): say kats
Im Ngamer (12:16:24 AM): how often do you and kat play...
katslover42 (12:16:28 AM): Play what?
Im Ngamer (12:16:30 AM): Starcraft?
katslover42 (12:16:33 AM): Never
COME as u r337 (12:16:33 AM): hide the dildo?
katslover42 (12:16:41 AM): Hide the dildo my ass...
katslover42 (12:16:43 AM): I mean..
COME as u r337 (12:16:53 AM): that IS where I hid it!
katslover42 (12:18:37 AM): Ok, so what was just nominated..?
Im Ngamer (12:18:51 AM): the general dildo thing
COME as u r337 (12:19:05 AM): general dildo? i thought we dressed it as an admiral!
Im Ngamer (12:19:27 AM): Colonel, was my understanding
ID #261
Occurred: Dec 31 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
Im Ngamer (2:04:46 AM): you there! the one with the databases!
YourElitenessPD (2:04:54 AM): .
Im Ngamer (2:15:03 AM): I've got the NSA table ready to roll, but NOW
Im Ngamer (2:15:14 AM): it's just a matter of inputing the "start times"
YourElitenessPD (2:19:30 AM): I haven't done much with timestamp fields
Im Ngamer (2:20:39 AM): yeah, I don't know, just seemed like a decent option
Im Ngamer (2:20:53 AM): let's go with what you're most comfortable with that gets the job done
YourElitenessPD (2:21:04 AM): Alrighty
YourElitenessPD (2:21:16 AM): Make a post in Gen Chat and update every 4 hours
Im Ngamer (2:22:16 AM): dang it YE!
Im Ngamer (2:22:24 AM): this is the Computer Age
YourElitenessPD (2:22:38 AM): That's using a computer...
Im Ngamer (2:22:44 AM): the goal is to let machines do the work FOR us
YourElitenessPD (2:23:19 AM): Yeah, saves you from running over to the ezboard server manually and changing the data on the hard drive with a magnet
ID #582
Occurred: 28 Oct 2014
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 8:01 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (6 votes)
TopRogue7 (7:43:45 PM): seems like you kicked your depression right off
TopRogue7 (7:43:50 PM): to what do you attribute your success
DrInvertigone (7:44:11 PM): Well I did go on a date Saturday night and a date with someone else Sunday morning and both are open to seeing me again.
Thiradell (7:45:03 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:45:09 PM): sounds like a predicament
DrInvertigone (7:45:22 PM): The kind I'd like to have, for a change.
DrInvertigone (7:45:49 PM): Well I have one I'm more interested in than the other.
TopRogue7 (7:46:24 PM): whys that
DrInvertigone (7:46:38 PM): Connection, personality. Bonding.
DrInvertigone (7:50:34 PM): Well I told them both I'd like to see them again and both suggested Saturday night.
Thiradell (7:51:26 PM): what do you plan to do, Al
DrInvertigone (7:52:31 PM): See what they're both doing. Nothing is set in stone yet. I felt stronger about the second one. I've kissed both of them. The first one on the cheek. The second on the hand. I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak.
Thiradell (7:54:56 PM): say they're both avail Saturday night
Thiradell (7:55:36 PM): what then
DrInvertigone (7:55:50 PM): Try to see if I can take the other one out Sunday.
Thiradell (7:56:04 PM): lol
Thiradell (7:56:29 PM): didn't know you were a polygamist
DrInvertigone (7:56:58 PM): I'm not. But I'm also trying to see who may be the better fit and if I can be able to finally do the unthinkable.
ngameratwork (7:57:42 PM): what are we not allowed to Think about in this context?
Thiradell (7:57:55 PM): the revival of Lord Voldemort
(8:17:46 PM) DrInvertigone has left the room.

(21:35:44) BluelineGoddess: unthinkable is sex obv
(21:35:54) BluelineGoddess: penis in cooter
(21:36:15) TopRogue7: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak."
(21:36:25) TopRogue7: so to speak, i wonder what he REALLY means
(21:37:09) Thiradell: "I've also paired up with them arm in arm, so to speak" could be sold on the market for thousands of dollars
(21:37:16) Thiradell: golden line
(21:37:22) BluelineGoddess: he's painfully awkward Rob Lowe
(21:37:25) TopRogue7: I've also paired up with them penis in cooter, so to speak.
(21:37:29) Thiradell: lol
ID #96
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
octoinky (9:27:26 PM): then I'll start working toward elite --> king
katslover42 (9:28:58 PM): Does that arrow mean you like dick?
katslover42 (9:29:04 PM): Because that' susually what people use it for.
katslover42 (9:29:30 PM): People will know you as The Elite --> King
octoinky (9:30:29 PM): yeah, thats exactly what I meant
octoinky (9:30:30 PM): i like dick
octoinky (9:30:31 PM): brb, dinner
katslover42 (9:31:07 PM): Are you having dick?
ID #471
Occurred: 23 Feb 2008
Submitted: 23 Feb 2008, 3:05 AM
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Rating: 3.458/4 (24 votes)
* conversation relating to http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Ngamer/1203649559480.jpg *
(warning, possibly NWS!)
Im Ngamer (1:42:48 AM): sorry Neo
Im Ngamer (1:43:00 AM): but I'm afraid only homosexuals see the other image straight off
Neo26988 (1:43:14 AM): Incorrect
Neo26988 (1:43:22 AM): Anyone who isn't a fucking retarded with broken vision sees the lamp
Im Ngamer (1:43:30 AM): I'm sorry we had to break it to you like this
Neo26988 (1:43:46 AM): Not at all, just confirms what I already knew about you
Im Ngamer (1:44:08 AM): yes... my heterosexuality
Im Ngamer (1:44:13 AM): you've got me there!
Neo26988 (1:44:20 AM): You wish
Blueline Goddess (1:44:28 AM): wtf
Im Ngamer (1:45:15 AM): fine Dayle, I'll up it for you
Im Ngamer (1:47:01 AM): what do you see in the first split second of looking at this
Im Ngamer (1:47:02 AM): *link to pic above*
Blueline Goddess (1:47:46 AM): sweet, sweet poon obv
i3 37 obo t (1:48:01 AM): lol pic
Im Ngamer (1:48:23 AM): ouch, looks like everyone except Neo sees it!
Im Ngamer (1:48:28 AM): even girls!
Neo26988 (1:48:36 AM): Awesome
Neo26988 (1:48:42 AM): I'm glad to know I'm the only one with perfect vision
Blueline Goddess (1:49:57 AM): that poon needs a trim though
Blueline Goddess (1:50:14 AM): for aesthetic purposes, of course
Im Ngamer (1:50:37 AM): don't worry about your eyesight Neo; soon you'll be able to navigate using only your gaydar
Neo26988 (1:51:00 AM): Not when I'm getting an enormous amount of interference from you
Blueline Goddess (1:51:59 AM): don't try to outgay each other too hard, guys
Im Ngamer (1:53:49 AM): don't worry Dayle, I've never been outgayed in my life
Im Ngamer (1:53:54 AM): ..wait
ID #347
Occurred: Jun 06 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.741/4 (27 votes)
CieloAzor (10:46:32 PM): How dare you categorize me!
CieloAzor (10:46:38 PM): I don't vote along party lines!
Im Ngamer (10:47:01 PM): it's true QB, you're the most surprising voter I know
Im Ngamer (10:47:05 PM): as I've mentioned to you many times
StvnHaley (10:47:11 PM): *coin toss*
ShadowZeroPD (10:47:22 PM): *mor toss*
Im Ngamer (10:47:43 PM): if I know SZ, she'll land tails up!
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