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ID #264
Occurred: Jan 08 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
Brian19King (4:15:53 PM): TD CINCY :)
Brian19King (4:16:03 PM): These Bengals came to play baby
Im Ngamer (4:16:06 PM): someone stop these 'gals!
COME as u r337 (4:16:43 PM): You better get out on the field, Jon!
COME as u r337 (4:16:49 PM): We all know gals run away from you!
Im Ngamer (4:24:51 PM): 'tis true Come, I have a powerful effect on gals
Brian19King (4:25:17 PM): similar to the effect that a large rat would have.
ID #586
Occurred: 9 Jan 2015
Submitted: 11 Jun 2015, 9:04 PM
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Rating: 3.600/4 (5 votes)
(19:20:52) GoldenJimbo007: $1873 for engagement ring
(19:21:11) DrInvertigone: You bought Rachel an engagement ring?
(19:21:21) isthatagoodlinux: they're engaged to be married
(19:21:24) isthatagoodlinux: did you literally not know
(19:21:40) DrInvertigone: When was this
(19:21:44) isthatagoodlinux: two weeks ago
(19:22:09) DrInvertigone: I hate wedding talk. :-(
(19:23:34) DrInvertigone: I'm very sad right now.
(19:26:39) DrInvertigone: Hopefully I can put a ring around someone's finger when I get this St. Paul job and become a famous baseball broadcaster.
(19:32:40) DrInvertigone: I want the attention and my moment in the limelight. A wedding could give me that.
(19:33:01) isthatagoodlinux: erm, what
(19:33:09) Infil1212: a great reason to get married
(19:33:16) isthatagoodlinux: right now i am about as confused as i have ever EVER been EVER
(19:33:23) Infil1212: typically the wedding day is the bride's moment, for the record
(19:33:26) DrInvertigone: Well, that's one of the things I'd want to get married for.
(19:33:27) TopRogue7: the wedding day is the bride's moment in the limelight
(19:33:36) DrInvertigone: I'll make sure the spotlight is on me. No worries.
(19:33:42) isthatagoodlinux: wait
(19:33:47) isthatagoodlinux: what
(19:33:52) isthatagoodlinux: did he really just say that

(19:34:07) ngonhislaptop: wedding is a really, really expensive and inefficient way to get attention
(19:34:49) DrInvertigone: But I also know the glitz and the glamor of it. I'm sick of sitting in seats watching others get married. I can't wait until it's my time.
(19:35:13) Infil1212: so you want to get married because you get to throw a huge party and people celebrate you, NOT because you want a wife
(19:35:33) Infil1212: you can throw a huge party at any time though?
(19:35:40) DrInvertigone: I don't really do that.
(19:38:16) DrInvertigone: I ain't drinking if I ever have a wedding. That's for sure.
(19:38:31) DrInvertigone: I also have no plans to hold a bachelor party if I get married.
(19:38:45) GoldenJimbo007: Who the hell doesn't want a bachelor party
(19:38:57) DrInvertigone: Me, Jim.
(19:39:37) DrInvertigone: Speak for yourself. I tend to live in seclusion. So, the night before my wedding I would just relax at my place doing whatever, maybe watching baseball or playing my N64 or something. Better yet, maybe I'll be calling baseball on the radio.
(19:39:53) Infil1212: the night before your wedding you might be throwing up with nervousness
(19:40:05) isthatagoodlinux: imagine if you had a panic attack 5 minutes before your wedding
(19:40:13) isthatagoodlinux: because you were thinking about having a panic attack at your wedding
(19:40:19) Infil1212: lol

(19:40:37) Infil1212: what's wrong with a bachelor party, alec
(19:40:43) Infil1212: isn't this exactly the attention you want?
(19:40:52) Infil1212: a party someone else plans for you where all the focus is on you
(19:41:11) DrInvertigone: I'm not a party person. I plan on deejaying my own reception, too. No requests allowed.
(19:41:57) Infil1212: i've never heard of the groom DJing a party, usually they're busy doing wedding stuff?
(19:42:03) Infil1212: like cutting the cake and dancing with their new wife?
(19:42:07) DrInvertigone: Well I plan to make an exception here.
(19:42:18) DrInvertigone: I'll be deejaying and asking my wife to come up and dance during select songs I play.
(19:43:45) venisonvixen: Why wouldn't you give a DJ your playlist so you can spend time with the wife and guests?
(19:43:57) DrInvertigone: I like to do things myself.
ID #134
Occurred: Jul 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.517/4 (29 votes)
(21:40:05) Stickmansam 1024: you need to leave, right now, before people begin to die
(21:40:11) Wouter Jansen: dice!
(21:40:16) Wouter Jansen: its plural
(21:40:15) Stickmansam 1024: sorry
(21:40:20) Stickmansam 1024: before people begin to dice
(21:40:24) Stickmansam 1024: thanks, Wouter
ID #444
Occurred: 5 Sep 2007
Submitted: 8 Sep 2007, 4:45 AM
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Rating: 3.200/4 (25 votes)
dragondragon18 (9:54:03 PM): you missed alecs gf yesterday, infil
Infil12 (9:54:13 PM): alec's gf?
Infil12 (9:54:26 PM): that can't stand for girlfriend
dragondragon18 (9:54:27 PM): supposedly!
DKK5 (9:54:41 PM): Alec doesn't even have an f
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJimbo007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJimbo007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #205
Occurred: Sep 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
Blueline Goddess (18:00:08): the-elite.net - because you can't masturbate ALL the time
ID #30
Occurred: Jan 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.483/4 (29 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:46 PM): part of my secret identity as a hitman who kills solely commercials and advertisements
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:55 PM): it's a great character
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:00 PM): but a nightmare to market
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:19 PM): *action music*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:23 PM): ONE MAN
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:25 PM): IN A WORLD
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:30 PM): WHERE ALL THE RULES
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:33 PM): HAVE CHANGED
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:36 PM): FOR THE WORSE
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:54 PM): "Everybody I've told about the file is dead!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:58 PM): *huge explosion*
katslover42 (3:03:10 PM): "Dammit, Sam, these aren't just Ads, they are people's lifes!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:19 PM): *shoots speaker*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:43 PM): "There's one place left to try."
katslover42 (3:03:49 PM): "Sam, we just got the call, the school is packed with kids AND computers...without AdBlock or AdAware"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:18 PM): "I'm going in alone."
"It's suicide! The place is crawling with Bonzis!"
katslover42 (3:04:38 PM): "Try our new penis enhancing pills!"
katslover42 (3:04:55 PM): "Enhance this, mother#*&$er"
katslover42 (3:05:04 PM): *gunshot*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:41 PM): SAM HUGHES IS
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:45 PM): THE AD KILLER
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:54 PM): ***FALL 2005***
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:58 PM): this film is not yet rated
Stickmansam 1024 (3:05:41 PM): except like I say, the entire ad campaign FOR that movie is totally contradictory
katslover42 (3:05:48 PM): Yea
katslover42 (3:05:55 PM): That's highly ammusing in and of itself
katslover42 (3:06:07 PM): There shall be pop up ads for it, and pop up ad games where you must kill the pop up ads.
katslover42 (3:06:17 PM): *ad pops up* "Click to Kill!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:21 PM): it's a marketing nightmare
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:35 PM): although we could sell branded ad-blocking software
katslover42 (3:06:41 PM): True
katslover42 (3:06:43 PM): With free guns.
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:48 PM): and a Billboard-Burner(TM)
ID #4
Occurred: Apr 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.323/4 (31 votes)
Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:35 PM): I'm going to run a competition
Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:55 PM): the winner will be the person who can write the most convincing imitation of a lightsaber in words
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:14 PM): *shwommmmmmmmm... vwooormm vwossh clash skrztle*
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:20 PM): is my entry
dragondragon18 (6:57:33 PM): *shawing*
Im Ngamer (6:57:14 PM): *wiiiiiiiiizzz*
Im Ngamer (6:57:19 PM): *bangbang*
Im Ngamer (6:57:27 PM): I'm clearly in the lead
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:31 PM): clearly
ID #112
Occurred: Jun 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.788/4 (33 votes)
GEmile 007: I <3 Nodjo
GEmile 007: I <3 you.... dont know zeebo
N0DJ0: lol
GEmile 007: I <3 SZ......... because of his PWNAGE way of using smiley's
ShadowZeroPD: ;):P:D:):O:(;):P:D:):O:(
GEmile 007: plus...
GEmile 007: bcks kinda reminds me of Hitler
ShadowZeroPD: haha :P
N0DJ0: hahahahaha
N0DJ0: true :D
ShadowZeroPD: ;)
N0DJ0: this is gonna be the vote of the day
N0DJ0: "i like bcks but he looks like hitler so i ll vote SZ"
ID #140
Occurred: Oct 02 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.893/4 (28 votes)
Is Wouter your real name, by the way?
~ Jon Barber, old GameFAQs topic
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