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ID #195
Occurred: Sep 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (7:21:12 PM): quick, Sam!
Im Ngamer (7:21:20 PM): send over that bulk renamer!
Stickmansam 1024 (7:22:00 PM): to you?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:22:00 PM): now?
Im Ngamer (7:22:15 PM): yes, yes
Stickmansam 1024 (7:22:15 PM): http://www.bulkrenameutility.co.uk/Main_Intro.php
Im Ngamer (7:23:14 PM): this better rename my bulk, or else
Im Ngamer (7:23:17 PM): *shakes fist*
Neo26988 (7:23:31 PM): I wouldn't really call what you have a bulk, Ngay. =D
Stickmansam 1024 (7:26:15 PM): well of course you wouldn't
Stickmansam 1024 (7:26:17 PM): he renamed it
ID #294
Occurred: Apr 04 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.444/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:01 PM): my brother has a band
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:04 PM): they make "music"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:23 PM): they want to call their next album "...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg..."
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:35 PM): like "Argh", but so long it doesn't fit on the cover
Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:44 PM): nobody knows how long it actually is
Stickmansam 1024 (4:29:39 PM): I vote for just calling it "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:10 PM): then maybe the follow up can be "-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg-"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:30:15 PM): then "-gggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
holycatholique (4:30:32 PM): "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
holycatholique (4:30:34 PM): "?"
Stickmansam 1024 (4:31:06 PM): now that's just silly
ID #228
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:38:07 PM): FIRE ALARM!
Im Ngamer (6:38:10 PM): *runs*
COME as u r337 (6:38:40 PM): We had a fire alarm go off during a tornado warning at school once.
COME as u r337 (6:38:57 PM): Everyone rushed outside while tucking their head between their knees.
ID #327
Occurred: May 09 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (27 votes)
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mjf345 (10:47:35 PM): stages of goatse? what do you mean?
mjf345 (10:47:41 PM): i just saw a few pics of it
mjf345 (10:47:57 PM): then i closed the page because i couldn't bare to look at any more
mjf345 (10:48:17 PM): and i'm not the kind of person who gets grossed out easily
ledererer216 (10:50:21 PM): I'm not ashamed to admit that i have never seen tubgirl. My buddy saw it in 7th grade and described it as a scaring experience
mjf345 (10:50:38 PM): what's tubgirl?
Im Ngamer (10:50:41 PM): I've never seen all of tubgirl at once
Im Ngamer (10:50:49 PM): google it Fry!
ledererer216 (10:50:50 PM): one of those shock sites
Im Ngamer (10:50:53 PM): shhhh!
Im Ngamer (10:50:55 PM): no it's not!
ledererer216 (10:50:57 PM): of a really hot chick
ledererer216 (10:51:01 PM): damn she has a nice rack
Im Ngamer (10:51:05 PM): yeah, I know!
mjf345 (10:51:06 PM): ok
mjf345 (10:51:13 PM): it better not be a naked man
mjf345 (10:51:17 PM): *googling it*
ledererer216 (10:51:18 PM): of course not
Im Ngamer (10:51:19 PM): don't worry, it's not
mjf345 (10:52:11 PM): um, wtf is this a pic of?
mjf345 (10:52:37 PM): what's the yellow liquid?
NathanStinson (10:52:45 PM): ..........
ledererer216 (10:52:46 PM): urine?
mjf345 (10:52:52 PM): no, not urine
Regular Civilian (10:52:59 PM): lemon juice
Regular Civilian (10:53:58 PM): There's a site where you can read more about that, by the way.
Regular Civilian (10:54:33 PM): Now where did I put that url...
Regular Civilian (10:55:02 PM): http://www.lemonparty.org/
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NathanStinson (10:57:01 PM): fried hasnt come back
NathanStinson (10:57:03 PM): owned
ID #411
Occurred: 25 Jan 2007
Submitted: 26 Jan 2007, 6:00 PM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:42:35 PM): that's a good point, I didn't realize Casino Royale didn't get a nom this year
Im Ngamer (2:42:40 PM): thought it would have got something in Sound
Im Ngamer (2:42:43 PM): maybe Editing
Im Ngamer (2:43:01 PM): they usually throw action movies a bone there
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:13 PM): I nominated din mor for the sex category
BloodE of Sorrow (2:43:23 PM): she lost to QBs mor though :(
Im Ngamer (2:44:04 PM): oh Blood, you are a cream-filled delight!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:08 PM): I filled din mor with cream
BloodE of Sorrow (2:45:13 PM): man-cream
Im Ngamer (2:47:15 PM): ok, now you've crossed the line
Im Ngamer (2:47:23 PM): ...the line into hilarious!
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:33 PM): I crossed din mors line
BloodE of Sorrow (2:47:38 PM): her...sexline
(2:48:45 PM) BloodE of Sorrow has left the room.
Im Ngamer (2:49:46 PM): eh... he got a little too highbrow for me there at the end
Im Ngamer (2:50:00 PM): needs to stick to his blue collar material
ID #277
Occurred: Feb 18 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.556/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (6:03:38 PM): Dang that Fallens kid.
CieloAzor (6:04:01 PM): I was about to show him a highly detailed map of the PDZ's Jungle huts.
CieloAzor (6:04:04 PM): http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/keithed/pdzjunglehuts.jpg
Neo26988 (6:05:29 PM): MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING, etc.
BadassFal (6:08:19 PM): very detailed
BadassFal (6:08:24 PM): thats for the village?
CieloAzor (6:08:31 PM): Yeah, it should come in handy!
Im Ngamer (6:10:18 PM): I wonder if Neo knows where to find the poo on Facility
Blueline Goddess (6:10:26 PM): in the toilet?
Blueline Goddess (6:10:28 PM): with the water?
CieloAzor (6:10:47 PM): There's some in the petrol in the plane maybe!
CieloAzor (6:10:55 PM): Little poo2O in there
Blueline Goddess (6:11:52 PM): sounds like C3PO's crappy cousin
CieloAzor (6:12:10 PM): There could be poo everywhere!
Im Ngamer (6:12:25 PM): human beings are 15% poo!
COME as u r337 (6:12:46 PM): You guys are so disrespectful.
COME as u r337 (6:12:52 PM): There is no poo in Australia.
COME as u r337 (6:13:05 PM): Well, there is, but it shows up 8 years later than in the rest of the world.
Im Ngamer (6:13:23 PM): there's poo in Australia
Im Ngamer (6:13:27 PM): it just spins the other direction
ID #119
Occurred: Jun 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:06:31 PM): but who takes the bronze? why, none other than...
Im Ngamer (11:06:42 PM): Woll!
Neo26988 (11:06:46 PM): *h5's*
COME as u r337 (11:06:47 PM): man
Smashocracy (11:06:47 PM): nice
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:50 PM): omg
ShadowZeroPD (11:06:54 PM): SCORE ONE FOR THE RONMAN!
GoldenGreg007 (11:06:57 PM): i'm on a woll
ID #179
Occurred: Aug 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.074/4 (27 votes)
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(private IM)
Im Ngamer (1:17:34 PM): quick!
YourElitenessPD (1:18:26 PM): You want me to come up with a KOTH idea?
YourElitenessPD (1:18:50 PM): But can't think of a way to say it that doesn't bag you so much?
Im Ngamer (1:18:55 PM): stop guessing, start ideaing!
ID #571
Occurred: 23 May 2013
Submitted: 23 May 2013, 11:30 PM
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Rating: 2.889/4 (9 votes)
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(22:58:55) GoldenJimbo007: Ngamer around? He'll appreciate this
(22:59:57) GoldenJimbo007: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/479732_543854145661227_850382209_n.jpg
(23:00:46) GoldenJimbo007: He works a block away from where that pic was taken
(23:05:12) wheatontop: I'm sure he knows exactly where the building for kids is
(23:05:49) TopRogue7: no wonder it's always Ngameratwork
(23:17:23) CHATSTATSRobot3: hot ride Jimmers, did you snap that this aft?
(23:17:42) GoldenJimbo007: I didn't, my assistant did, but yeah
(23:21:57) CHATSTATSRobot3: wheat's correct, I know that Building for Kids well, it's just a block from where I am right now
(23:23:42) TopRogue7: you know it like the back of your hand, to the delight of the front of your hand
ID #407
Occurred: 29 Dec 2006
Submitted: 30 Dec 2006, 3:12 AM
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Rating: 2.680/4 (25 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (11:24:33 PM): I want a series of PHP t-shirts
YourElitenessPD (11:24:45 PM): They can say things like....
YourElitenessPD (11:24:55 PM): array_diff_uassoc -- Computes the difference of arrays with additional index check which is performed by a user supplied callback function
YourElitenessPD (11:26:43 PM): Wouldn't that be cool?
Rshepherd1000 (11:26:57 PM): incredibly
Neo26988 (11:27:13 PM): Oh you are NEVER getting laid.
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