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ID #211
Occurred: Sep 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:51:11 AM): I wonder if Minesweeper is the most played videogame ever
Im Ngamer (11:56:41 AM): hey! that Penev is a rotten liar
Im Ngamer (11:57:00 AM): he said clicking for about 10 minutes straight will get you a 1 second beginner score
Im Ngamer (11:57:13 AM): if you just keep restarting and clicking one square
Im Ngamer (11:57:25 AM): but they ran a test, and you can win on one click only
Im Ngamer (11:57:32 AM): 0.00119% of the time
Stickmansam 1024 (12:10:53 PM): anyway, 0.00119% is 1 in 840
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:06 PM): and clicking then restarting is only two key presses
Stickmansam 1024 (12:11:17 PM): on a good day, Come could pull that off in less than two minutes
Im Ngamer (12:16:09 PM): 840, really?
Im Ngamer (12:16:10 PM): hmmmm
*one hour of clicking later*
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:03 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:07 PM): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:09 PM): riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:16 PM): 0.00119%
Im Ngamer (1:29:18 PM): you did the math wrong, didn't you?
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:25 PM): is a chance of 0.0000119
Stickmansam 1024 (1:29:36 PM): or one in 84,134
Im Ngamer (1:29:39 PM): and you wonder why no one's hired you yet!
ID #336
Occurred: Jun 01 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.615/4 (26 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:07:50 PM): One of those votes of the day in the Blood/Nate match was right on point.
CieloAzor (5:07:55 PM): The first one.
CieloAzor (5:10:25 PM): Well, more the part about Nate.
CieloAzor (5:10:32 PM): Not knowing what's going on.
Im Ngamer (5:10:35 PM): I'm just worried about the celebration next week
Im Ngamer (5:10:40 PM): when Nate realizes he won
*19 hours later*
NathanStinson (12:24:04 PM): oh, and I just noticed, I'm already playing clark!
NathanStinson (12:24:04 PM): cool
ID #191
Occurred: Sep 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.800/4 (25 votes)
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(01:55:45) Stickmansam 1024: I might just turn on the option which turns ALL of you the same deep red
(01:55:50) Stickmansam 1024: would you LIKE that?
(01:55:52) Stickmansam 1024: WOULD you?
(01:55:54) Stickmansam 1024: HUH?
(01:55:59) Stickmansam 1024: I DIDN'T THINK SO!!
(01:56:01) Steve "comeasur" Bryze: Anything is better than Cyan.
(01:56:31) Stickmansam 1024: personally I think it makes you look rather dashing.
(01:56:40) Stickmansam 1024: oh wait, not dashing
(01:56:41) Stickmansam 1024: gay
(01:56:44) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ha
(01:56:51) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: that's SORT of like dashing
(01:57:04) Stickmansam 1024: .........ish
(01:57:04) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: more prancing than dashing, I should think
ID #144
Occurred: Feb 25 2002
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (28 votes)
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If sweeping ice in front of a rock can become an Olympic event, why not moving your thumbs in front of a television?
~ Ngamer
ID #11
Occurred: Mar 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:59:03 PM): ok, great Jimbo moment I have to share
Im Ngamer (9:59:34 PM):
GoldenJimbo007 (9:55:54 PM): lol, wtf
GoldenJimbo007 (9:55:57 PM): Gonna leave me in MN?
Im Ngamer (9:56:13 PM): nay, you'd love living with Boss too much
Im Ngamer (9:56:27 PM): that would be BOSS punishment
Im Ngamer (9:56:40 PM): you'd eat them out of house and home!
GoldenJimbo007 (9:56:53 PM): wtf
GoldenJimbo007 (9:56:57 PM): Honestly, I don't eat that much
Im Ngamer (10:00:13 PM): and then I totally just made this next line up
Im Ngamer (10:00:19 PM):
Im Ngamer (9:57:13 PM): didn't you once eat 6 hot dogs at one sitting?
GoldenJimbo007 (9:57:22 PM): .....I was STARVING then
ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
ID #168
Occurred: Aug 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.500/4 (28 votes)
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(18:55:51) Stickmansam 1024: hit refresh and look at it now
(18:56:06) Wouter Jansen: I'll first read the first edition :-p
(18:57:17) Stickmansam 1024: but I've updated it and made it better now!
(18:57:25) Stickmansam 1024: you must surely have finished reading it by now
(18:58:02) Wouter Jansen: nah, I don't speedrun when I read
ID #359
Occurred: 28 May 2006
Submitted: 23 Jun 2006, 1:23 AM
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Rating: 1.630/4 (27 votes)
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COME as u r337: I've already played SMB to my full potential!
Im Ngamer: I'll use my BED to full potential if you're not careful!
Blueline Goddess: you don't have a girlfriend.
Blueline Goddess: ...or a boyfriend, should he swing that way.
COME as u r337: Well, only when he visits Boss
COME as u r337: but then it's not HIS bed.
Blueline Goddess: indeed.
ID #574
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:12 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*while boycotting the NFL over domestic abuse, Alec gets overly excited watching the meaningless final games of the baseball season between a bunch of already eliminated teams*

DrInvertigone (12:29:39 PM): So hard to continue my vegetarian run when I crave a BBQ burger right now, but I must persist.
DKK5 (12:30:15 PM): lol
DrInvertigone (12:43:24 PM): Seriously ready to start crying watching Jeter right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:26 PM): Jeter is at the plate right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:33 PM): I ain't missing this for nothing.
DrInvertigone (1:26:26 PM): Such a special moment.
DrInvertigone (1:26:37 PM): Like I really have tried to hold back tears by watching Jeter today.

DrInvertigone (2:08:42 PM): What an amazing freaking catch by Jorge Soler!
DrInvertigone (2:11:26 PM): Great bunt by Valbuena!

DrInvertigone (2:12:43 PM): Have to stray away from the Cubs game for now. Zimmermann six outs away from no-hitting the Fish.
DrInvertigone (2:23:24 PM): 3 outs away!
DrInvertigone (2:34:29 PM): Can Jordan Zimmermann do it?
DrInvertigone (2:35:32 PM): This is so intense right now.
DrInvertigone (2:35:40 PM): 2-1 count.
DrInvertigone (2:35:48 PM): Zimmermann two outs away from a no-hitter.
isthatagoodt (2:36:14 PM): would you SERIOUSLY waste a strong pitcher to death in a game that means NOTHING
isthatagoodt (2:36:29 PM): in order to send him out for 5 innings of 5 run ball in a playoff loss?
isthatagoodt (2:37:31 PM): and a no hitter against a terrible team on the last day of the season isn't really that impressive
DrInvertigone (2:37:35 PM): ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
DrInvertigone (2:37:37 PM): WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrInvertigone (2:38:14 PM): DID I JUST SEE THAT?????
DrInvertigone (2:38:30 PM): MLB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DrInvertigone (2:43:13 PM): Okay, I need to get up and walk around and calm down. I'm all shaken up from that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:45:53 PM): I'm just mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:45:57 PM): Completely mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:46:06 PM): No way NFL could top something like that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:47:39 PM): I'm in shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:43 PM): Just in legit shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:56 PM): So glad I'm not watching NFL.
DrInvertigone (3:04:12 PM): I need to breathe.
DrInvertigone (3:04:17 PM): I can't do it.
isthatagoodt (3:05:04 PM): if watching a game on TV causes you not to breathe, things are more serious than you know
DrInvertigone (3:05:36 PM): Well, not literally. Just shortness of breath, shock, having a hard time breathing normally right now.
BluelineGoddess (3:05:53 PM): Not really but *description of breathing troubles*
DrInvertigone (3:20:30 PM): Feel like I want to pass out.
DrInvertigone (3:20:40 PM): Just nauseous right now.
ID #90
Occurred: Aug 15 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.147/4 (34 votes)
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Neo26988 (12:34:30 AM): NOTHING makes me happy.
Im Ngamer (12:35:50 AM): I bet this pic will: http://geocities.com/ollebolle007/brandon.txt
Neo26988 (12:36:09 AM): If you mean the 'Where is Brandon' one, then no, it did not.
Im Ngamer (12:36:50 AM): oh man... I didn't think that thing could fail to cheer up a stone
Im Ngamer (12:36:56 AM): let alone a person
Neo26988 (12:37:02 AM): I'm no stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:03 AM): Hell.
Neo26988 (12:37:19 AM): If I accomplish something in my life I still wouldn't attain the rank of 'stone'.
Neo26988 (12:37:32 AM): But I'm not going to, so, I'm not even half of a stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:55 AM): Or, any mathematically determinal part of a stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:59 AM): Because either way, it will pwn me.
Neo26988 (12:38:01 AM): And everything about me.
Im Ngamer (12:38:29 AM): eh... you're maybe not as cool as a lava rock... but I'd rank you above a slab of granite
Im Ngamer (12:38:40 AM): WELL... unless it was really, really polished
Im Ngamer (12:38:47 AM): then you'd be about even
Neo26988 (12:38:48 AM): God, can you ever be serious?
Neo26988 (12:38:54 AM): When I'm clearly depressed or whatever.
Neo26988 (12:39:01 AM): You're making jokes about how a shiny piece of granite is cooler than me.
Im Ngamer (12:39:13 AM): I never said that!
Neo26988 (12:39:17 AM): You implied it.
Im Ngamer (12:39:20 AM): I said, about even
Neo26988 (12:39:26 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:39:33 AM): I'd still probably vote you
Neo26988 (12:39:37 AM): Probably!?
Im Ngamer (12:39:55 AM): well, I mean... when you get a really good polish going
Im Ngamer (12:40:06 AM): like, you can even see your face in it
Im Ngamer (12:40:14 AM): now THAT'S cool
Neo26988 (12:40:17 AM): FFS
Neo26988 (12:40:32 AM): I'm clearly more pissed then you've ever seen me.
Neo26988 (12:40:41 AM): And like, no way did I think this weekend could get worse.
Neo26988 (12:40:44 AM): But hell, there you go.
Im Ngamer (12:41:01 AM): you're like... is this a rock? or a mirrorOMG!?
Neo26988 (12:41:12 AM): ...
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