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ID #235
Occurred: Nov 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.733/4 (30 votes)
COME as u r337 (2:46:58 PM): Did you take PS2 pics yet?
Im Ngamer (2:47:08 PM): not YET, but now
Im Ngamer (3:00:10 PM): hm... what can you do with these USB ports?
COME as u r337 (3:04:59 PM): What CAN'T you do, Jon?
MotoXRider3131 (3:05:17 PM): He can't reproduce, aesexually.
Blueline Goddess (3:05:39 PM): Don't be so sure, Moto.
Im Ngamer (3:06:17 PM): not from lack of trying at least!
Im Ngamer (3:06:24 PM): whoops... wrong IM box
Im Ngamer (3:06:29 PM): *cough*
ID #19
Occurred: May 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:11 PM): Scientists have recently discovered what is now being called the PALcebo Effect.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:44 PM): When bitchy Europeans and Aussies play games, they get so depressed over the fact that it is PAL that they actually trick themselves into believing they have a disadvantage.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:03 PM): This, essentially, causes them to play worse, and therefore get worse times.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:27 PM): The ultimate outcome, however, it endless bitching, and near harmful levels of noise pollution.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:11:04 PM): One victim of the PALcebo, effect, Wouter Jansen is quoted as saying, "LOL I'M GAY."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:12:14 PM): The deadliest part of this horrible phenomenon is that it is passed on through the generations. One researcher noted one of his younger test subjects, Henrik Norgren, as "being unable the shut the fuck up."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:31 PM): Whilst researching the PALcebo effect, scientists also discovered that Anton Foresander has a small penis. "This was never the target of our research," says Tyler Probert.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:40 PM): "But it confirms what we already suspected."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:55 PM): Reporting for Elite News, this is Tyler Probert. Good night.
ID #169
Occurred: Aug 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.346/4 (26 votes)
COME as u r337 (9:59:54 AM): Oooh
COME as u r337 (9:59:55 AM): Jon!
COME as u r337 (9:59:59 AM): i have something to tell you
COME as u r337 (10:00:02 AM): have bryan look away
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:13 AM): Bryan will brb
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:25 AM): ok, he's left now
COME as u r337 (10:00:28 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:30 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:31 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:32 AM): (lots of emoticons)
COME as u r337 (10:00:38 AM): Okay, that's it.
TheBigBossman007 (10:00:50 AM): like a shot to the chest, that is
ID #554
Occurred: 4 Dec 2011
Submitted: 5 Dec 2011, 10:57 PM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:41 PM): I won a few spelling bees in my time
wheatrich (8:36:04 PM): Jim was also the only participant
CieloAzor (8:36:20 PM): I was thinking he competed with his family
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): 3rd/4th/5th grade bees obv
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:36 PM): I choked 8th grade
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:39 PM): on DESPAIR of all words
Infil12 (8:37:06 PM): how deliciously ironic
wheatrich (8:37:07 PM): despear DUH
CieloAzor (8:37:30 PM): despare
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:30 PM): .... Despair?
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:33 PM): Despare
Infil12 (8:37:38 PM): lol
Infil12 (8:37:43 PM): way to confuse him d00ds
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:48 PM): f4gs
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:52 PM): I'm not in the right mind
Infil12 (8:38:18 PM): i could sure go for an eclair right now
ID #548
Occurred: 20 Feb 2011
Submitted: 20 Feb 2011, 9:37 PM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (13 votes)
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: rate the following athletes in terms of OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY;
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: David Villa
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sven Kramer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Tony Stewart
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: John Daly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sidney Crosby
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Bobby Fischer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Ken Jennings
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Albert Pujols
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Usain Bolt
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Michael Phelps
dragondragon18: Crosby before he got hurt?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: I don't think there is a worse POSSIBLE thing to say after that list
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: a random word generator would have said something more relevant
ID #162
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.464/4 (28 votes)
Im Ngamer (9:39:08 PM): eh, wheat is such a gay
Im Ngamer (9:39:15 PM): he's refusing to Fantasy with us this year
dragondragon18 (9:39:26 PM): he thinks hes too good for us
COME as u r337 (9:39:26 PM): ...Jon.. calling someone gay???
CieloAzor (9:39:36 PM): Jon called somebody a gay?
COME as u r337 (9:39:42 PM): That's like Neo making a funny joke!
ID #383
Occurred: 22 Aug 2006
Submitted: 22 Aug 2006, 3:15 PM
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Rating: 2.962/4 (26 votes)
*QB's cousin Qwalm and Derek Clark sign up for the last two Fantasy Football spots*
*Clark names his team "Apologetic Rapists." Qwalm names his team "My Penis"*

Come: I hope Come will eclipse My Penis this year!
Ngamer: In Week One, My Penis will be cut down to size!
Neo: I can't wait to tear My Penis a new one!
QB: I'm gonna beat My Penis and then lick Come!

Ngamer: Oh jeez... with the schedule breaking down the way it does, I can already tell that the tension is going to be mounting all season. I simply can't wait for Week 9; there's no telling what Apologetic Rapists are going to do when they get their hands on My Penis.

QB: Apologetic Rapists eh? I'm pretty sure Qwalm will find that team name in poor taste. I'm pretty sure My Penis won't stand for Apologetic Rapists.

QB: At first, I thought My Penis was a bit obscene. But after further reflection, I must credit it for being short and to the point. Needless to say, My Penis is really growing on me!

Qwalm: For the love of all that is holy, keep My Penis out of your mouths.

Ngamer: My apologies, Qwalm. You make a strong point; it seems as though My Penis has been on the tip of my tongue every night this week!
ID #90
Occurred: Aug 15 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.147/4 (34 votes)
Neo26988 (12:34:30 AM): NOTHING makes me happy.
Im Ngamer (12:35:50 AM): I bet this pic will: http://geocities.com/ollebolle007/brandon.txt
Neo26988 (12:36:09 AM): If you mean the 'Where is Brandon' one, then no, it did not.
Im Ngamer (12:36:50 AM): oh man... I didn't think that thing could fail to cheer up a stone
Im Ngamer (12:36:56 AM): let alone a person
Neo26988 (12:37:02 AM): I'm no stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:03 AM): Hell.
Neo26988 (12:37:19 AM): If I accomplish something in my life I still wouldn't attain the rank of 'stone'.
Neo26988 (12:37:32 AM): But I'm not going to, so, I'm not even half of a stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:55 AM): Or, any mathematically determinal part of a stone.
Neo26988 (12:37:59 AM): Because either way, it will pwn me.
Neo26988 (12:38:01 AM): And everything about me.
Im Ngamer (12:38:29 AM): eh... you're maybe not as cool as a lava rock... but I'd rank you above a slab of granite
Im Ngamer (12:38:40 AM): WELL... unless it was really, really polished
Im Ngamer (12:38:47 AM): then you'd be about even
Neo26988 (12:38:48 AM): God, can you ever be serious?
Neo26988 (12:38:54 AM): When I'm clearly depressed or whatever.
Neo26988 (12:39:01 AM): You're making jokes about how a shiny piece of granite is cooler than me.
Im Ngamer (12:39:13 AM): I never said that!
Neo26988 (12:39:17 AM): You implied it.
Im Ngamer (12:39:20 AM): I said, about even
Neo26988 (12:39:26 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:39:33 AM): I'd still probably vote you
Neo26988 (12:39:37 AM): Probably!?
Im Ngamer (12:39:55 AM): well, I mean... when you get a really good polish going
Im Ngamer (12:40:06 AM): like, you can even see your face in it
Im Ngamer (12:40:14 AM): now THAT'S cool
Neo26988 (12:40:17 AM): FFS
Neo26988 (12:40:32 AM): I'm clearly more pissed then you've ever seen me.
Neo26988 (12:40:41 AM): And like, no way did I think this weekend could get worse.
Neo26988 (12:40:44 AM): But hell, there you go.
Im Ngamer (12:41:01 AM): you're like... is this a rock? or a mirrorOMG!?
Neo26988 (12:41:12 AM): ...
ID #10
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (34 votes)
Im Ngamer (5:34:00 PM): yeah, my successor will either be YE, or, the guy who kills me
Im Ngamer (5:34:26 PM): and thus inherits my powers
Im Ngamer (5:35:17 PM): that would be great, if I got run over by a drunk tonight
Im Ngamer (5:35:23 PM): *thump*
Im Ngamer (5:35:28 PM): "what was that?"
Iricu One (5:35:44 PM): *shiny glow descends on the drunk*
Im Ngamer (5:35:46 PM): "hm... why do I feel like I have to update a 'POM'?"
Iricu One (5:36:21 PM): "I can hear something... what's that? It sounds like... whoarding?"
Im Ngamer (5:37:09 PM): no, I don't hear whoarding
Im Ngamer (5:37:14 PM): I can smell it
Iricu One (5:37:00 PM): Jack Thompson was just an ordinary guy, until he drunkenly ran over and inherited the powers of... The Eliter!
Iricu One (5:37:18 PM): Now, he devotes his life to maintaining the most accurate rankings in the universe!
Iricu One (5:37:28 PM): Jack Thompson is: L33T
Iricu One (5:37:46 PM): Guest starring Anthony Hopkins as the ghost of Jon Barber
ID #201
Occurred: Sep 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
[14:01] J Eternia F: who's 1st?
[14:02] failurewarningV1: fitzy
[14:03] *** J Eternia F has left the chat.
[14:04] Blueline Goddess: Guess he didn't like that.
[14:04] failurewarningV1: nah
[14:05] failurewarningV1: he hates to see a non-eliter top of something
[14:06] Blueline Goddess: so that explains why he didn't visit when I was at Come's house.
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