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ID #526
Occurred: 29 May 2010
Submitted: 29 May 2010, 3:48 AM
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Rating: 2.529/4 (17 votes)
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2:44:13 infil12: i was the best man for a friend a few years ago
2:44:17 infil12: p neat experience
2:44:29 isthatagoodt: niiiice
2:44:33 historictoast: as in the best man he ever put his cock in?
2:44:44 imngamer: *jaw drops again*
2:44:59 infil12: and bloode wonders why he doesn't have any friends!
2:45:00 historictoast: careful infil might stick his dick in there
2:45:04 historictoast: though you'd want that wouldn't you
2:45:13 imngamer: *jaw drops even wider*
2:45:22 historictoast: don't give him that much credit
2:45:23 infil12: he asked me to drink the champagne during the toasts at the reception
2:45:30 infil12: which was the only thing that was a little meh
2:45:41 infil12: did it for his sake, though, p much the only time i've ever had alcohol
2:45:48 historictoast: so basically you're square
2:45:51 imngamer: dang, could have just faked it
2:45:56 infil12: i tried faking it
2:46:03 infil12: he caught me and said to drink it during the next toast, lol
2:46:25 historictoast: sounds super weird
2:46:29 historictoast: like everything
2:46:32 historictoast: you faking it is weird
2:46:36 historictoast: him confronting you about it is weird
2:46:54 isthatagoodt: dang, that would be kinda awkward
2:46:54 infil12: it wasn't a big deal
2:46:59 isthatagoodt: guess i'll just get water in mine
2:47:03 historictoast: i guess you sucking his cock in front of everyone was probably the weirdest part huh
2:47:12 infil12: i didn't chug it down or anything, just had a small sip at the next toast or two
2:47:16 historictoast: lmao
2:47:27 historictoast: omg
2:47:35 historictoast: i make myself cry with laughter
2:47:38 historictoast: that's what it's come to
2:47:44 historictoast: calling people gay on the internet and crying
ID #200
Occurred: 23 Sep 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.192/4 (26 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (3:47:42 PM): I have my capture card, and am able to watch TV on my computer, but it just isn't the same.
Neo1337 (3:47:55 PM): You dont' get the gay channel?
ID #77
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.452/4 (31 votes)
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bush should bomb the hurricane.... its worked SO well for all the other problems.....
~ Come
ID #72
Occurred: May 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (11:09:40 PM): Come should have been on the food side...
KevinBoothWWDB (11:09:48 PM): a fruit?
YourElitenessPD (11:09:51 PM): Wait, there is no food
COME as u r337 (11:10:06 PM): Just because you eat cum doesn't make it a food, YE
COME as u r337 (11:10:08 PM): *come
CieloAzor (11:10:12 PM): heh
J Eternia F (11:10:13 PM): lol
J Eternia F (11:10:14 PM): omg
COME as u r337 (11:10:17 PM): *bows*
J Eternia F (11:10:17 PM): ~Q~
CieloAzor (11:10:26 PM): Got 'im!
ID #464
Occurred: 6 Feb 2008
Submitted: 5 Feb 2008, 12:13 PM
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Rating: 3.167/4 (24 votes)
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dragondragon18 (3:11:58 AM): looks like i'm flying out to chicago on friday
Neo1337 (3:12:05 AM): how come
COME as u r337 (3:12:25 AM): probably on a plane!
COME as u r337 (3:12:26 AM): ohoho
ID #244
Occurred: Nov 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.813/4 (32 votes)
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PerfectSimKilla (11:30:12 PM): "holycatholique (12:29:42 AM): morning"
nice combonation of color, hot pink and green
holycatholique (11:31:05 PM): thank you!
Im Ngamer (11:38:05 PM): you're doing your parents proud, wiff!
holycatholique (11:39:53 PM): ok?
CieloAzor (11:40:15 PM): Sounds better than ok to me.
CieloAzor (11:40:40 PM): Three cheers for wiff and his attractive color scheme!
Im Ngamer (11:40:49 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:40:53 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:40:58 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:02 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:41:06 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:08 PM): HOORAY!
Im Ngamer (11:41:15 PM): *21 gun salute!*
CieloAzor (11:41:38 PM): Bring in the jugglers!
Obfuscation314 (11:43:58 PM): *juggles 21 guns*
Im Ngamer (11:44:07 PM): ohhhhh! ahhhhh!
Im Ngamer (11:43:19 PM): that was like an episode straight out of a The Cheat cartoon
ID #279
Occurred: Feb 24 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (28 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (1:43:38 AM): SELECT field FROM x WHERE condition GROUP BY character_name
i337o (1:45:03 AM): i had lots of problems with UNIQUE and DISTINCT in the past
YourElitenessPD (1:45:48 AM): From now on, we should all talk in programming language, || you're gay
YourElitenessPD (1:47:18 AM): Looks like this chatroom got the result of die()
CieloAzor (1:47:44 AM): IF YourElitenessPD > 18 THEN YourElitenessPD = gay, ELSE YourElitenessPD = gay
CieloAzor (1:47:56 AM): Whoops, little glitch in my program there. Sorry.
ID #145
Occurred: Nov 23 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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My 0:03 Duel was probably going to be 0:05, but I used lookdown to save a couple seconds.
~ Tyler Probert
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
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*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJ007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJ007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJ007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJ007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJ007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJ007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJ007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJ007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJ007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJ007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJ007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #53
Occurred: Jan 03 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.304/4 (46 votes)
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(5:15:25 PM) GoldeneyeGuy007 has entered the room.
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:28 PM): WHO PUT A @#%$ PICKET SIGN ON MY FRONT LAWN??
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:30 PM): @#%$ you Food
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:35 PM): Or Ngamer
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:37 PM): Or come for that matter
COME as u r337 (5:15:49 PM): what did it say?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:52 PM): @#%$ you
COME as u r337 (5:15:56 PM): what?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:04 PM): Shut up dude
COME as u r337 (5:16:09 PM): wtf?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:31 PM): Someone put a picket sign on my front lawn that says "Jimbo is teh gay"
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:33 PM): NASCAR'D!
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