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ID #552
Occurred: 18 Sep 2011
Submitted: 20 Sep 2011, 8:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (11 votes)
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*Michael Vick turns ball over for third time in ten minutes*
(22:05:51) TopRogue7: what is this i don't even
(22:06:02) Thiradell: Michael "Freehanding" Vick
(22:06:51) Thiradell: so a couple nights ago I was walking across my room, in the dark
(22:07:05) Thiradell: my room isn't quite what you'd call neat and tidy, so it's always an adventure walking across it
(22:07:07) Thiradell: I ventured a little too far to the right
(22:07:08) Infil12: and caught your roommate "freehanding"?
(22:07:22) Thiradell: would've been good, but no
(22:07:34) CieloAzor: it would have?
ID #201
Occurred: Sep 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.296/4 (27 votes)
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[14:01] J Eternia F: who's 1st?
[14:02] failurewarningV1: fitzy
[14:03] *** J Eternia F has left the chat.
[14:04] Blueline Goddess: Guess he didn't like that.
[14:04] failurewarningV1: nah
[14:05] failurewarningV1: he hates to see a non-eliter top of something
[14:06] Blueline Goddess: so that explains why he didn't visit when I was at Come's house.
ID #415
Occurred: 1 Mar 2007
Submitted: 1 Mar 2007, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 2.154/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (7:41:23 PM): back!
Im Ngamer (7:41:34 PM): good news Elite!
Im Ngamer (7:41:40 PM): just downloaded...
Im Ngamer (7:41:50 PM): Super Mario World!
Im Ngamer (7:41:57 PM): *fists BloodE in success*
CieloAzor (7:42:37 PM): Oh man.
CieloAzor (7:42:44 PM): Poor Blood.
ID #357
Occurred: 18 Jun 2006
Submitted: 18 Jun 2006, 12:26 AM
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Rating: 2.900/4 (30 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (11:54:53 PM): I played defensive end in HS football >_<
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:16 PM): I was QB
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:20 PM): man, I got so much pussy
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:24 PM): I didn't know what to do with it all
Blueline Goddess (11:55:46 PM): and that's why you're still a virgin!
ID #127
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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JamesBond315xxx (12:58:34 AM): And now it's time for...Family Fued!
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:38 AM): Feud*
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:57 AM): I'm sore, I meant sued.
JamesBond315xxx (12:59:04 AM): sorry*
Obfuscation314 (12:59:57 AM): Too many typos. I'm suing your family!
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:10 AM): NO! I knew this was coming
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:23 AM): *jumps out widow*
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:32 AM): ,,,You know what I meant.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:02 AM): That must have hurt.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:12 AM): For both parties.
ID #422
Occurred: 5 Apr 2007
Submitted: 11 Apr 2007, 9:59 PM
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Rating: 2.696/4 (23 votes)
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HistoricToast (3:07:52 AM): theres not a music video for i'm not sick but I'm not well on youtube other than anime!
octoinky (3:08:40 AM): by lit?
HistoricToast (3:08:43 AM): no octo, by Harvey Danger
octoinky (3:08:52 AM): cant help you there! though i think i saw it on MTV like 5 yrs ago ;-)
HistoricToast (3:08:58 AM): funny guy
HistoricToast (3:09:42 AM): Also, all mtv shows is cribs and pimp my ride.
octoinky (3:09:50 AM): MTV sucks so bad
HistoricToast (3:09:55 AM): it's like
HistoricToast (3:09:58 AM): YO YO YO MUSIC TV
HistoricToast (3:10:01 AM): BUT FIRST
HistoricToast (3:10:10 AM): LETS PUT A BOWLING ALLEY IN THIS GUYS STEERING WHEEL
ID #14
Occurred: May 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.484/4 (31 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:12:38 AM): Girls are still making me throw up.
CieloAzor (12:12:40 AM): It's not cool.
dragondragon18 (12:12:51 AM): dont be like stan
CieloAzor (12:13:06 AM): I'm being SUCH a Stan.
CieloAzor (12:13:41 AM): Except I run to the bathroom and do it discreetly.
CieloAzor (12:14:23 AM): I don't even want a girl right now.
Im Ngamer (12:19:07 AM): that's still happening, QB? scary
CieloAzor (12:19:18 AM): Yeah, twice yesterday.
Im Ngamer (12:19:30 AM): idea!
Im Ngamer (12:19:43 AM): watch It's Pat, and see what happens
ID #18
Occurred: May 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (32 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (7:41:29 PM): Back!
Im Ngamer (8:02:05 PM): wb YE!
failurewarningV1 (8:03:40 PM): wow only 20 mins slow there jon
Im Ngamer (8:05:33 PM): thanks- I've been exercising my reflexes
failurewarningV1 (8:05:54 PM): ready for you meet with boss huh
Im Ngamer (8:13:34 PM): yeah, exactly
Im Ngamer (8:13:49 PM): "Welcome to my house, Jon"
Im Ngamer (8:13:57 PM): *stares into space for 15 minutes*
ID #156
Occurred: Aug 05 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.600/4 (30 votes)
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TheBigBossman007 (11:20:01 PM): I would say expedition matches
TheBigBossman007 (11:20:08 PM): like not in the tourney format
Im Ngamer (11:20:09 PM): expedition?
Im Ngamer (11:20:18 PM): like, we all go on a hike?
TheBigBossman007 (11:21:33 PM): wait, what are preseason nfl games called
TheBigBossman007 (11:21:36 PM): that's the word I meant...
TheBigBossman007 (11:21:40 PM): not the hiking one
COME as u r337 (11:21:41 PM): exhibition
Im Ngamer (11:21:50 PM): yeah, that's the word
COME as u r337 (11:21:53 PM): erm wait
COME as u r337 (11:21:55 PM): that's not it
COME as u r337 (11:21:57 PM): it's "incest"
COME as u r337 (11:22:10 PM): go ask your dad when it's on the tv
COME as u r337 (11:22:11 PM): ;)
Im Ngamer (11:21:54 PM): speaking of which...
Im Ngamer (11:22:24 PM): I'm going to see the Packers/Panthers incest game in 2 weeks
Im Ngamer (11:22:36 PM): the whole family is going
Im Ngamer (11:22:40 PM): should be a good time
TheBigBossman007 (11:22:46 PM): do those games get sold out?
Im Ngamer (11:22:53 PM): oh yeah
Im Ngamer (11:23:00 PM): everybody and their mother wants to get in
ID #240
Occurred: Oct 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.697/4 (33 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:07 PM): It's like you see all these adverts for toilet roll
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:20 PM): and they have all these fluffy animals and things and skirt around the real issue
Stickmansam 1024 (4:21:40 PM): going to the loo is so romanticised in Hollywood
Im Ngamer (4:22:38 PM): yeah, I was thinking about that the other day
Im Ngamer (4:23:21 PM): took a look at my toilet paper and noticed that there were flowers pressed into it
Im Ngamer (4:23:32 PM): a flower design isn't so bad for TP I suppose
Im Ngamer (4:23:39 PM): but there were also hearts
Im Ngamer (4:23:48 PM): hearts! what am I supposed to make of that?
Im Ngamer (4:24:06 PM): does my toilet paper love me? if so, I regret what I did with it about 2 minutes later
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