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ID #221
Occurred: Oct 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.778/4 (27 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:31 PM): I wanna join the Train Force
Stickmansam 1024 (8:38:47 PM): like the Air Force or the Navy, only trains
Obfuscation314 (8:39:19 PM): This looks like a job for
Obfuscation314 (8:39:25 PM): the Unicycle Force!
Im Ngamer (8:41:31 PM): "why didn't you catch Osama Bin Laden?!"
Im Ngamer (8:41:36 PM): "the road was really bumpy... what did you want us to do, get down and walk after him?"
COME as u r337 (8:41:47 PM): No Jon
COME as u r337 (8:42:03 PM): The correct answer is "He was on a TRICYCLE"
ID #265
Occurred: Jan 09 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.593/4 (27 votes)
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i337o (4:37:34 PM): times new roman'D
Stickmansam 1024 (4:38:20 PM): My screen shows everyone in a pleasant sans serif
Stickmansam 1024 (4:38:35 PM): As far as I can tell I'm using a sans font myself, so *shrug*
COME as u r337 (4:38:45 PM): *grabs a marker and puts serifs on all the words on sams monitor*
COME as u r337 (4:38:52 PM): Wha-ha!
Stickmansam 1024 (4:39:12 PM): *tears shirt* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME as u r337 (4:39:24 PM): Serif-man strikes again!
COME as u r337 (4:39:40 PM): Serif-man could quite possibly be the worst villain of all time.
ID #576
Occurred: 30 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:20 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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(23:31:20) Infilament: here's the pimp quote in case anyone missed it...
(23:31:23) Infilament: Jim Barrett: I'm naturally nice and flirtatious with women because I am a swag-monster with no actual interest in the girl. I could write a book to compete with Karl...
(23:31:59) Infilament: as a response to clemens posting something about how girls want to get with clemens because he's nice to them
(23:33:20) ngameratwork: don't know about the rest of the sentence but I CAN confirm in his pre-Ritch days he was capable of attracting the monsters of the GB bar scene
(23:33:37) isthatagoodt: how old is that quote
(23:33:52) DKK5: 10 hours or so?
(23:34:09) isthatagoodt: WHAT really
(23:34:14) isthatagoodt: how does ritch feel about it?
(23:34:58) DKK5: She's too busy getting a tatoo of a busty Jesus to care
(23:35:10) Infilament: so jim had to speak up about how HE can also get women to fawn all over him at will
(23:35:40) Infilament: and eise is involved somewhere along the line too
(23:35:52) Infilament: because that guy will always post on anything everywhere
(23:36:20) ngameratwork: the girls he was bringing home weren't exactly the '85 Bears, true, but they were the Monsters of the Mid-Waist
(23:36:46) DKK5: *groan*
(23:55:56) DKK5: okay I made a picture:
http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/general/swagmonster.png
ID #468
Occurred: 11 Feb 2008
Submitted: 12 Feb 2008, 11:33 PM
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Rating: 2.455/4 (22 votes)
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dragondragon18 (11:55:22 PM): I think Woll is hitting on you, Illu! Run!
RyanWhiteGoose (11:55:26 PM): That's not Woll. Woll's board name is "GoldenGreg007." That was Matis. His board name is "Matabird." 1+2=3 and the vowels are A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y.
MotoXRider31 (11:55:54 PM): Goose is trying to teach! Everyone, take cover!
Blueline Goddess (11:55:57 PM): As long as Goose doesn't try to teach sex education, we'll all be fine.
ID #483
Occurred: 18 Apr 2008
Submitted: 18 Apr 2008, 10:59 PM
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Rating: 2.455/4 (22 votes)
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[21:13] RyanWhiteGoose: I have some weird sharp pain in my anus
[21:13] RyanWhiteGoose: this is bizarre
[21:15] NgamerAtWork: Neo's been telling you to take that stick out for years
[21:15] NgamerAtWork: maybe you should finally listen to him
[21:15] DKK5: Yeah, sounds like an active stick deep in Goose's zone
[21:16] DKK5: You really need better gap control there, Goose
ID #351
Occurred: 13 Jun 2006
Submitted: 31 Dec 1969, 7:00 PM
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Rating: 3.138/4 (29 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:31:56 PM): Got that router sorted, Neo?
Im Ngamer (5:32:17 PM): yeah, me and Come want to team up against you and Mg
Neo26988 (5:32:30 PM): Come plays SC?
Im Ngamer (5:32:34 PM): we'll be Team Cool, you guys can be Teamo
COME as u r337 (5:32:39 PM): Ha.
Regular Civilian (5:32:44 PM): :'(
Neo26988 (5:32:46 PM): Oh fuck you.
Regular Civilian (5:32:47 PM): *cuts self*
ID #266
Occurred: Jan 16 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.346/4 (26 votes)
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Neo26988 (6:17:56 PM): I'm gonna play monkey island 1 instead.
Neo26988 (6:18:00 PM): Solely for the sword fighting.
NathanStinson (6:32:42 PM): ...
CieloAzor (6:33:00 PM): Shut up, Nate.
NathanStinson (6:33:16 PM): ...?
CieloAzor (6:33:24 PM): Geez, quit yer yappin.
CieloAzor (6:33:37 PM): And don't ask so many stupid questions.
CieloAzor (6:41:03 PM): Now you're just sitting there like a slackjawed faggot.
COME as u r337 (7:13:39 PM): No, that's how he normally looks.
ID #593
Occurred: 16 Aug 2015
Submitted: 16 Aug 2015, 5:18 PM
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Rating: 2.857/4 (7 votes)
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(4:11:15 PM) COME as u r337: eagles wont be kicking FGs all year anyways
(4:11:22 PM) TopRogue7: teeeebs
(4:11:45 PM) DKK5: Thank goodness he's white
(4:13:11 PM) TopRogue7: Too bad that's not true of everyone.
(4:13:20 PM) DKK5: :[
(4:13:52 PM) Jim Barrett: That's why VA meets are great
(4:13:54 PM) Jim Barrett: Everyone is white
(4:14:21 PM) stinsonlaptop: lol
(4:14:27 PM) DKK5: lol
ID #537
Occurred: 24 Sep 2010
Submitted: 24 Sep 2010, 6:27 PM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (14 votes)
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[talking about a KOTH AlecBoy006 wanted to run...]

isthatagoodt (13:38:49): Well his original idea was the worst thing I've ever seen
isthatagoodt (13:39:08): I keep trying to turn it in a better direction, and he's slowly making progress
isthatagoodt (13:39:18): But I don't think he's able to make "neat" clues on his own
Im Ngamer (13:42:00): paste in his #1 question and answer, everyone will get a kick out of it
isthatagoodt (13:42:23): The one you saw the other day/
isthatagoodt (13:43:06): Okay
isthatagoodt (13:43:09): The topic is
isthatagoodt (13:43:20): "There's something wrong with this question. Fix it"
isthatagoodt (13:44:06): alecboy006: If I may just run my idea first. I am working on it now. It's 25 questions. Each one has a statement, the objective is to correct the statement. You receive a point for righting the wrong. One of them, however, is exactly correct, so if you can successfully say the statement is correct, you receive two points
tiltingtrumpets (13:44:20): kill me now
BluelineGoddess (13:44:29): lol
isthatagoodt (13:44:40): alecboy006: #1 Terrorism was first coined in England's reign of terror from 1789-1799
isthatagoodt (13:44:46): Tell me when you're ready for the answer!
tiltingtrumpets (13:44:51): lol
Rshepherd1000 (13:44:52): that is correct
isthatagoodt (13:44:54): Answer: France
tiltingtrumpets (13:45:00): ?
BluelineGoddess (13:45:01): wait what
isthatagoodt (13:45:07): #2 Deng Xiaoping is he only person to win TIME's Man/Person of the year award three times.
BluelineGoddess (13:45:07): what is this I don't even
isthatagoodt (13:45:16): Answer: FDR
isthatagoodt (13:45:23): #3 Charles Darwin is known of the founder of Sociology.
tiltingtrumpets (13:45:32): these questions are stupid
isthatagoodt (13:45:32): Answer: August Comte
isthatagoodt (13:45:34): Cmon you guys!
isthatagoodt (13:45:39): #4 Cows have an amazing five stomachs
isthatagoodt (13:45:46): Answer: Only four
BluelineGoddess (13:45:49): this is one where no one would get points and it wouldn't just be trolling
isthatagoodt (13:45:52): #5 OJ Simpson, though a murderer, has the single season rushing recorcd of 2,105 yards.
Rshepherd1000 (13:46:00): FALSE
BluelineGoddess (13:46:05): he was acquitted of murder
tiltingtrumpets (13:46:05): HES NOT A MURDERER LOL
isthatagoodt (13:46:07): That's the wrong number of yards you guys
isthatagoodt (13:46:08): Answer: Used to belong to OJ, but Eric Dickerson now holds this honor.
isthatagoodt (13:46:22): Those were the original 5 sample questions he gave me :-)
holycatholique (13:46:25): eric dickerson murdered someone?
isthatagoodt (13:46:28): He had 20 written and ready to run
Rshepherd1000 (13:46:31): a solid group
isthatagoodt (13:46:59): Then he came back the next day
isthatagoodt (13:47:08): After I had given him an idea for a neat version of this KotH
isthatagoodt (13:47:18): 1:34:06 PM alecboy006: Ok1:34:35 PM alecboy006: For people, a person is given in a statement, but it's the wrong person. You have to tell me which person goes there instead of the person in the statement.1:34:48 PM alecboy006: Sample question: Ted Koppel was the only American journalist to see the tearing down of the Berlin Wall in person.
isthatagoodt (13:47:29): Answer: Tom Brokaw
isthatagoodt (13:47:37): 1:36:02 PM alecboy006: Sample Question: Jamestown, VA was the capital of the Confederate States of America
BluelineGoddess (13:47:41): who the fuck would know this shit
isthatagoodt (13:47:42): 1:38:00 PM alecboy006: Sample question: Jimmy Stewart was known for several movies, including It's a Wonderful Life and Mr. Brown Goes to Washington.
BluelineGoddess (13:47:43): seriously
isthatagoodt (13:47:46): 1:41:07 PM alecboy006: Sample question: In the PS2 game 007: Agent Under Fire, Pierce Brosnan provides the voice of James Bond (It's not letting me bold what needs to be corrected. When I highlight it, it bolds the whole thing)
Rshepherd1000 (13:48:10): smith
isthatagoodt (13:48:12): And these were....no better!
tiltingtrumpets (13:48:44): why is he being allowed to host another one
isthatagoodt (13:48:47): Basically, what I tried to get him to do was make each "wrong part" a cryptic (simple) clue to the answer
isthatagoodt (13:48:59): He didn't understand it, apparently
isthatagoodt (13:49:08): Unless Ted Koppel is a code word for Tom Brokaw
BluelineGoddess (13:49:17): they are both journalists
BluelineGoddess (13:49:19): and men
isthatagoodt (13:49:25): And that's where the clues stop
BluelineGoddess (13:50:06): like the music fill-in he did a couple weeks ago - the questions were horrible (most didn't even have any type of hint) and then the letters he gave in the answers didn't mean shit
isthatagoodt (13:50:14): Yeah
tiltingtrumpets (14:19:53): even googling it would be impossible
BluelineGoddess (14:21:54): since we're not even sure what part he wants us to correct
isthatagoodt (14:22:14): Right
isthatagoodt (14:22:19): I told him to bold the part that needs fixing
newershadow (14:22:19): google the phrases ldo
isthatagoodt (14:22:23): He's like "oh well that's obvious"
isthatagoodt (14:22:26): :S
tiltingtrumpets (14:22:27): that wouldn't work
isthatagoodt (14:22:32): There are about 10 things you could choose to fix in those
BluelineGoddess (14:22:43): exactly
isthatagoodt (14:22:55): I basically broke down every Q at him and showed him how horrible they were
isthatagoodt (14:23:00): He thought they were absolutely great
BluelineGoddess (14:24:07): he would
isthatagoodt (14:24:30): He was pretty shocked that there were people who didn't want him to host
ID #244
Occurred: Nov 30 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.813/4 (32 votes)
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PerfectSimKilla (11:30:12 PM): "holycatholique (12:29:42 AM): morning"
nice combonation of color, hot pink and green
holycatholique (11:31:05 PM): thank you!
Im Ngamer (11:38:05 PM): you're doing your parents proud, wiff!
holycatholique (11:39:53 PM): ok?
CieloAzor (11:40:15 PM): Sounds better than ok to me.
CieloAzor (11:40:40 PM): Three cheers for wiff and his attractive color scheme!
Im Ngamer (11:40:49 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:40:53 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:40:58 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:02 PM): Hooray!
Im Ngamer (11:41:06 PM): hip hip...
CieloAzor (11:41:08 PM): HOORAY!
Im Ngamer (11:41:15 PM): *21 gun salute!*
CieloAzor (11:41:38 PM): Bring in the jugglers!
Obfuscation314 (11:43:58 PM): *juggles 21 guns*
Im Ngamer (11:44:07 PM): ohhhhh! ahhhhh!
Im Ngamer (11:43:19 PM): that was like an episode straight out of a The Cheat cartoon
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