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ID #470
Occurred: 21 Feb 2008
Submitted: 21 Feb 2008, 1:24 PM
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Rating: 0.546/4 (22 votes)
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RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:04 PM): the cut on my penis is healing well
i3 37 obo t (1:23:22 PM): hope it gets infected
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:31 PM): knock on wood!
RyanWhiteGoose (1:23:36 PM): *knocks on my penis*
ID #31
Occurred: Jan 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.484/4 (31 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:40 PM): Well, seriously though, whose benefit is that for?
Im Ngamer (4:29:10 PM): no benefit Sam, it's just what they do
Im Ngamer (4:29:26 PM): that, din mor stuff, and calling people gay in Swedish
Stickmansam 1024 (4:29:46 PM): *remembers why he left*
i337o (4:29:58 PM): *knows why you are going to leave*
(4:30:04 PM) Stickmansam 1024 has left the room.
ShadowZeroPD (4:30:09 PM): lol
OLLE boll e007 (4:30:10 PM): *doesn't feel bad at all*
i337o (4:30:12 PM): ~Q~
ShadowZeroPD (4:30:14 PM): ~Q~
OLLE boll e007 (4:30:23 PM): ~Q~
BadassFal (4:30:47 PM): ~Q~
Im Ngamer (4:31:48 PM): ok, I don't support bootings, but that was pretty funny
ID #202
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:12:43 PM): everyone is competing in the No Film-Off, kats
Im Ngamer (3:13:35 PM): all you do is start here: http://imdb.com/chart/top
Im Ngamer (3:13:40 PM): and then, of the Top 250
Im Ngamer (3:13:46 PM): count how many you have seen
katslover42 (3:22:42 PM): 56
katslover42 (3:23:02 PM): Might have been 57, because when glancing I noticed Sideways, but don't remember seeing it when counting down
Im Ngamer (3:23:19 PM): maybe if you tilted your head?
ID #256
Occurred: Dec 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.607/4 (28 votes)
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Karl Dark 64 (9:50:21 AM): there is a suburb about 50 minutes west of me called 'dinmore'
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:26 AM): is that funny at all?
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:31 AM): cause there is an e there
YourElitenessPD (9:50:37 AM): I've heard of it before
dragondragon18 (9:50:44 AM): old'd
NathanStinson (9:50:47 AM): heh, sz would think that is funny
YourElitenessPD (9:50:48 AM): I think Neo or Greg mentioned it
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:52 AM): what a faggot
dragondragon18 (9:50:55 AM): neo did
Karl Dark 64 (9:50:58 AM): I found it like ages ago
dragondragon18 (9:51:10 AM): good for you
Karl Dark 64 (9:51:12 AM): neo doesn't leave the house
dragondragon18 (9:51:20 AM): he does for dinmore
YourElitenessPD (9:51:20 AM): Yeah, he checked a map
ID #199
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:27:48 PM): I haven't been in TKEP Chat since the last HoD
Im Ngamer (3:27:54 PM): and the HoD itself was great
Im Ngamer (3:28:00 PM): but UGH at the chatting
Im Ngamer (3:28:17 PM): everyone kept hugging each other constantly
Im Ngamer (3:28:44 PM): felt like an episode of Care Bears in there
ID #569
Occurred: 21 Feb 2013
Submitted: 23 Feb 2013, 6:45 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (10 votes)
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*Jimbo's been bragging about his new 100M internet connection on facebook*
Infil1212 (3:57:13 AM): he gets university internet at his house? how?
isthatagoodt (3:57:30 AM): the ISP has the infrastructure to support 100M but charges 10x more for it
isthatagoodt (3:57:47 AM): so normally jim buys a really cheap plan because he's cheap. instead he's pretending Ritch lives with him so he can get the student rate
wheatrich (4:10:20 AM): pretty sure those crying tears I'm hearing are infil's
TopRogue7 (4:11:51 AM): infil immediately moving to steal rach from jim
Infil1212 (4:13:13 AM): there are some things i wouldn't do, even for good internet
isthatagoodt (4:13:31 AM): well, would you pay $100/month for 100M down/50M up?
Infil1212 (4:14:19 AM): uhh... yes? lol
isthatagoodt (4:14:25 AM): well then
isthatagoodt (4:14:28 AM): jim has that option, but instead he's taking $10/mo
isthatagoodt (4:15:00 AM): but you're saying you wouldn't even do that when your only other option is what you have NOW?
Infil1212 (4:15:14 AM): no, the thing i wouldn't do for good internet is date rachel
Infil1212 (4:15:18 AM): as per youse
isthatagoodt (4:15:37 AM): ohhhhh
isthatagoodt (4:15:40 AM): i didnt read youse's line
Infil1212 (4:15:48 AM): few people do
HistoricToast (4:16:23 AM): can't believe the amount of disrespect on show here
HistoricToast (4:16:37 AM): for rach, for youse
isthatagoodt (4:16:47 AM): ehh, in Ritch's case
isthatagoodt (4:16:50 AM): she LOST the respect
isthatagoodt (4:16:58 AM): ....about 4 seconds after she stepped in here the first time
Infil1212 (4:17:04 AM): hi, my name is rachel
Infil1212 (4:17:10 AM): would you like to hear about my vaginal piercings?
isthatagoodt (4:17:26 AM): p much verbatim
HistoricToast (4:17:44 AM): p much masturbatin'
HistoricToast (4:18:33 AM): just thinking about those sweet sweet pussy lips dangling long, stretched from the weight of large metallic objects pincering her vapid flesh
wheatrich (4:18:52 AM): ok bloode gets the dreaded ignore
Infil1212 (4:19:17 AM): ffs
neo26988 (4:19:30 AM): ...
ID #454
Occurred: 23 Dec 2007
Submitted: 23 Dec 2007, 5:28 PM
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Rating: 1.292/4 (24 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (4:27:09 PM): I ain't retarded either.
ID #291
Occurred: Apr 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.750/4 (28 votes)
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J Eternia F (12:46:09 PM): so whats Mouser most recent wr?
CieloAzor (12:46:37 PM): He ran up and down the stairs in 1.8 seconds.
CieloAzor (12:46:50 PM): Touching each step.
CieloAzor (12:46:53 PM): Cause thems the rules.
J Eternia F (12:47:03 PM): (depending of the set of stairs. that would be fucking impressive)
J Eternia F (12:47:10 PM): (and impossible)
CieloAzor (12:47:31 PM): I've seen plenty of impossible things in my day!
CieloAzor (12:47:47 PM): I've seen a girl stack 10 cups and then unstack them in less than 1.8 secs.
CieloAzor (12:48:07 PM): Sure looks impossible.
J Eternia F (12:48:11 PM): I've seen Lec drink 10cups and undrink them in 1.8secs
CieloAzor (12:48:16 PM): lol!
CieloAzor (12:49:08 PM): And then drink them again?
J Eternia F (12:49:15 PM): nah
CieloAzor (12:49:23 PM): Okay, cause that would be gross.
ID #532
Occurred: 26 Aug 2010
Submitted: 26 Aug 2010, 6:46 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (14 votes)
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HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:28): my first date was walking around for 30 minutes not saying anything back in grade 8
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:37): she broke up with me the next day
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (16:44:42): not much has changed
COME as u r337 (16:44:52): you're still trying to date 8th graders?
ID #210
Occurred: Oct 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.846/4 (26 votes)
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(03:00:32) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: Magnesium
(03:00:37) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: good element
(03:00:43) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: not like that lousy tungsten
(03:00:49) Sam "Stickmansam 1024" Hughes: I hate tungsten so much
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