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ID #173
Occurred: 20 Aug 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM

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Rating: 3.103/4 (29 votes)
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Obfuscation314: Don't make Neo angry.
Neo1337: Yeah.
MuKi314: wuts he gonna do
DC xPRO 619: aww what u gonna do hack me
Neo1337: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Neo1337: Or...at any other time for that matter.

ID #404
Occurred: 12 Dec 2006
Submitted: 12 Dec 2006, 5:02 PM

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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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Neo1337 (12:30:50 AM): Jon, you've had Zelda for... how long now?
Neo1337 (12:30:56 AM): Just under 4 weeks.
Neo1337 (12:31:01 AM): And you haven't started.
Im Ngamer (12:31:43 AM): I did too start!
Im Ngamer (12:31:53 AM): I even had to go and find a knife
Im Ngamer (12:31:59 AM): to get through the packaging
Im Ngamer (12:32:04 AM): so I'm pretty far along

ID #597
Occurred: 29 Dec 2016
Submitted: 30 Dec 2016, 2:24 AM

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Rating: 3.167/4 (6 votes)
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(08:08:00 PM) Jim Barrett: Liz 3 weeks from due
(08:08:11 PM) Jim Barrett: Was hoping Hutch would put up a pic, since the baby is probably 50% of total body weight there
(08:09:46 PM) ngameratwork: if Youse were here he'd call Nate the ultimate cuckmaster, now responsible for not one but two babies
(08:10:00 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Me? Hmm, I suppose I am
(08:10:11 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Two human beings exist because of me... weird thought
(08:10:13 PM) Jim Barrett: 2 humans, you are solely to blame
(08:10:23 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Yup I guess I'll take responsibility
(08:11:12 PM) Jim Barrett: Ngamer is responsible for closer to 15 humans
(08:11:19 PM) Jim Barrett: And pays 0 child support
(08:11:56 PM) ngameratwork: closer to 150 when you factor in my sperm donations
(08:13:54 PM) StinsonOnIpad: Hmmm have you ever thought of going to the sperm bank for donations Jim?
(08:17:28 PM) ngameratwork: he doesn't need to, he does well enough at the bars

ID #110
Occurred: Jun 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM

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Rating: 2.258/4 (31 votes)
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CieloAzor (11:11:10 PM): 42 Peter if I may change.
Im Ngamer (11:11:14 PM): ah, there's the Poster support
COME as u r337 (11:16:16 PM): you mean, tape, Jon?
COME as u r337 (11:16:23 PM): the poster support... tape.... HAHAHAHAHAH
Im Ngamer (11:16:30 PM): lololol!
COME as u r337 (11:16:35 PM): or maybe thumbtacks!
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:37 PM): hahahahahaa
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:42 PM): or that poster puddy stuff
COME as u r337 (11:16:47 PM): Sticky tack!
GoldenGreg007 (11:16:50 PM): or nails actually
Im Ngamer (11:16:51 PM): this will never get old!
Im Ngamer (11:16:53 PM): wait, it just did
Im Ngamer (11:16:55 PM): moving on

ID #65
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM

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Rating: 1.968/4 (31 votes)
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Rshepherd1000 (5:13:01 PM): night
(5:13:03 PM) Rshepherd1000 has left the room.
OLLE boll e007 (5:13:06 PM): lol shep
OLLE boll e007 (5:13:16 PM): I think it was like 3 words and 4 emoticons today

ID #500
Occurred: 15 Apr 2009
Submitted: 15 Apr 2009, 7:45 AM

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Rating: 3.050/4 (20 votes)
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PYLemire (2:30:23 AM): I'm pretty bad at starting convos QB :P
PYLemire (2:30:30 AM): plus I'm eating ;-)
CieloAzor (2:31:11 AM): all right, what are you having?
PYLemire (2:34:03 AM): chicken!
CieloAzor (2:34:24 AM): I heard you are what you eat
CieloAzor (2:34:26 AM): any truth to that?
CieloAzor (2:34:59 AM): I guess that makes Glen a pussy
PYLemire (2:34:59 AM): yeah
PYLemire (2:35:12 AM): and Goose a dick?
SupaOdin (2:35:14 AM): guess that makes jimbo an everything?

ID #40
Occurred: Dec 27 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM

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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:21 PM): well, I once worked on the tech support desk in the IT department for the blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:39 PM): anyway some guy found the URL for some other blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:47 PM): it was www.blindsexpress.com
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:03 PM): I really think they needed a hyphen in there
katslover42 (12:17:04 PM): Blind Sex Press!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:13 PM): blinds-express, maybe
darkako1 (12:17:17 PM): ha
katslover42 (12:17:18 PM): We make erotica...in braile!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:20 PM): genius

ID #27
Occurred: 15 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM

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Rating: 2.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:40 PM): My phone number is 0123 456 7890
Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:57 PM): You would not believe the amount of idiots who call me
COME as u r337 (3:54:24 PM): like.. your parents?
COME as u r337 (3:54:26 PM): and friends?
Stickmansam 1024 (3:55:26 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (3:56:01 PM): some random guy calls me, "Hey son, how's college going?" I'm like "dude, get the hell off my phone"

ID #143
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM

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Rating: 2.500/4 (28 votes)
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I found this job that I get to watch strippers a lot, but it pays negative 20 bucks an hour
~ Greg Lavery

ID #199
Occurred: Sep 23 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 4:00 AM

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Rating: 2.000/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:27:48 PM): I haven't been in TKEP Chat since the last HoD
Im Ngamer (3:27:54 PM): and the HoD itself was great
Im Ngamer (3:28:00 PM): but UGH at the chatting
Im Ngamer (3:28:17 PM): everyone kept hugging each other constantly
Im Ngamer (3:28:44 PM): felt like an episode of Care Bears in there

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