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ID #368
Occurred: 4 Jul 2006
Submitted: 6 Jul 2006, 11:06 PM
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Rating: 2.400/4 (25 votes)
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COME as u r337 (10:41:27): ha, the enron guy died
COME as u r337 (10:41:36): guess he really didnt want to do the time
CieloAzor (10:41:51): Lay?
COME as u r337 (10:42:16): yes
COME as u r337 (10:42:20): related?
CieloAzor (10:42:20): I hope I inherited some.
COME as u r337 (10:42:22): heh
COME as u r337 (10:42:27): wait, he was white
CieloAzor (10:42:36): Dang it.
CieloAzor (10:43:45): At least I still get kickbacks from our potato chip empire.
ID #413
Occurred: 18 Feb 2007
Submitted: 18 Feb 2007, 2:07 PM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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CieloAzor: Ugh, what's with these Britney Spears headlines all the time.
CieloAzor: She's just famous for being famous now.
ShadowZeroPD: no idea, but I ignore them
ShadowZeroPD: if I wanted to look at trash I would open the garbage can
ID #185
Occurred: Sep 04 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (24 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:29:36 AM): wow, that's alot of people, must be a pretty big store
YourElitenessPD (3:29:58 AM): Well, we have Dick Smith stuff
Im Ngamer (3:30:26 AM): Dick who? sorry, we don't have those stores around here
CieloAzor (3:31:12 AM): Right between the blacksmith and the silversmith, there's a little shop where the dicksmith works.
CieloAzor (3:32:11 AM): I'm not sure I want to think too much about what his job entails.
Im Ngamer (3:32:19 AM): little shop? you'd think he could work out of a hole in the wall
ID #576
Occurred: 30 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:20 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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(23:31:20) Infilament: here's the pimp quote in case anyone missed it...
(23:31:23) Infilament: Jim Barrett: I'm naturally nice and flirtatious with women because I am a swag-monster with no actual interest in the girl. I could write a book to compete with Karl...
(23:31:59) Infilament: as a response to clemens posting something about how girls want to get with clemens because he's nice to them
(23:33:20) ngameratwork: don't know about the rest of the sentence but I CAN confirm in his pre-Ritch days he was capable of attracting the monsters of the GB bar scene
(23:33:37) isthatagoodt: how old is that quote
(23:33:52) DKK5: 10 hours or so?
(23:34:09) isthatagoodt: WHAT really
(23:34:14) isthatagoodt: how does ritch feel about it?
(23:34:58) DKK5: She's too busy getting a tatoo of a busty Jesus to care
(23:35:10) Infilament: so jim had to speak up about how HE can also get women to fawn all over him at will
(23:35:40) Infilament: and eise is involved somewhere along the line too
(23:35:52) Infilament: because that guy will always post on anything everywhere
(23:36:20) ngameratwork: the girls he was bringing home weren't exactly the '85 Bears, true, but they were the Monsters of the Mid-Waist
(23:36:46) DKK5: *groan*
(23:55:56) DKK5: okay I made a picture:
http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/general/swagmonster.png
ID #424
Occurred: 16 Apr 2007
Submitted: 15 Apr 2007, 11:36 PM
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Rating: 2.727/4 (22 votes)
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Neo26988 (4:34:09 AM): What the fuck.
Neo26988 (4:34:17 AM): 5 of the top 7 songs on Last.Fm this week are by The Arcade Fire
octoinky (4:34:26 AM): the who?
HistoricToast (4:34:38 AM): no, the arcade fire!
Neo26988 (4:34:48 AM): No, not The Who,The Arcade Fire
Neo26988 (4:34:49 AM): Oh wtf
Neo26988 (4:34:53 AM): Don't steal my joke you faggot.
ID #419
Occurred: 5 May 2005
Submitted: 2 Apr 2007, 12:43 PM
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Rating: 1.435/4 (23 votes)
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MexicanHitList: ... sorry about the mexico thing i was baked and misread a reply
Wiff: Since you're new, I'll forgive you this time. The Elite doesn't approve of druggies.
Tyler: WIWF is gay. The Elite approves of drugs. Stupid nerds don't. But don't get me wrong, Mexican, you're a bigger homo than WIWF. I think what I'm trying to say is I'm better than every one.
Andrew: Hey, like wow, you just pooled all of your charm, wit and intelligence into one post. And it didn't amount to much.
ID #557
Occurred: 26 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(22:32:07) GoldenJimbo007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJimbo007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJimbo007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJimbo007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other
ID #281
Occurred: Mar 02 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.900/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:43:41 PM): You know..
COME as u r337 (6:43:45 PM): Neo's been missing for awhile
COME as u r337 (6:43:52 PM): I think we should start a new project..
COME as u r337 (6:43:59 PM): In order to locate him and bring him back
COME as u r337 (6:44:03 PM): We'll call it...
COME as u r337 (6:44:05 PM): "Finding Emo"
ID #454
Occurred: 23 Dec 2007
Submitted: 23 Dec 2007, 5:28 PM
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Rating: 1.250/4 (24 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (4:27:09 PM): I ain't retarded either.
ID #516
Occurred: 11 Dec 2009
Submitted: 11 Dec 2009, 11:01 PM
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Rating: 3.706/4 (17 votes)
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[21:50] GoldenJimbo007: Gonna shovel out lambeau tomorrow for mega $$
[21:50] GoldenJimbo007: Bringing Rachel of course, $$ x2
[21:51] Ngameratwork: $8 an hour is mega bucks?
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: cash? tax free?
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: It's good money!
[21:51] Ngameratwork: surely it couldn't take more than 4 hours
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: Usually 6
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: i'd love to shovel for 6
[21:52] CieloAzor: I don't think you could shovel for 2
[21:53] CieloAzor: you'd be out of breath within 5 minutes, tubby
[21:53] GoldenJimbo007: I'm in fantastic shape!
[21:53] DKK5: Round is, indeed, a fantastic shape
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