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ID #320
Occurred: Apr 12 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.423/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:08:21 PM): well, I think info on a Wiki is meant to be "stolen"
Im Ngamer (5:08:42 PM): Wiki info enters the public domain
COME as u r337 (5:08:58 PM): Someone should register publicdomain.com
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:02 PM): already done.
COME as u r337 (5:09:03 PM): and claim the rights to EVERYTHING
COME as u r337 (5:09:16 PM): Is the entire Internet on that site, Sam?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:29 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (5:09:34 PM): takes a while to load
ID #559
Occurred: 1 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:38 AM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(23:05:49) Infil12: kinda feel a bit like playing Balderdash tonight
(23:06:40) venisonvixen: Jim and I can do that
(23:06:54) Infil12: i'm scared to think of all that you and jimbo can do :-(
(23:07:07) alecboy006: You mean like, them and doing a certain c word?
(23:07:08) Infil12: lol
(23:07:21) isthatagoodlinux: chinups?
(23:07:30) Infil12: chess?
(23:07:38) isthatagoodlinux: cleaning?
(23:07:39) GoldenJimbo007: cello?
(23:07:41) DKK5: certain?
(23:08:03) venisonvixen: cooking?
(23:10:09) isthatagoodlinux: cunnilingus?
(23:11:59) GoldenJimbo007: Try having a nose like mine and doing cullinginus
(23:12:01) GoldenJimbo007: p impossible
(23:12:05) venisonvixen: :(
(23:12:08) Thiradell: uuuuuuuuuuugh
(23:12:09) Ngameratwork: SON OF A
(23:12:32) Ngameratwork: requesting a one week Chat ban for Jim
(23:12:32) alecboy006: What is that?
(23:12:42) TopRogue7: you're right jim, you should stick to fellatio
ID #434
Occurred: 28 Jul 2007
Submitted: 28 Jul 2007, 6:49 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (25 votes)
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silver angel 797 (6:36:24 PM): I'm off to bed, good night everyone!
(6:36:33 PM) silver angel 797 has left the room.
J Eternia F (6:36:39 PM): same!
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Rshepherd1000 (6:42:37 PM): same!
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DeathShang (6:42:57 PM): same!
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Stickmansam 1024 (6:45:30 PM): sam!
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ID #115
Occurred: Jun 26 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (02:23:25): http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1732699
Stickmansam 1024 (02:34:54): SCIENCE COOKING?
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:07): Never have two words sounded so good together
Stickmansam 1024 (02:35:19): Except perhaps "The reactor-!"
katslover42 (02:35:34): "Who are-!"
COME as u r337 (02:35:47): Heh
Obfuscation314 (02:35:59): "That's not-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:06): "But surely-!"
katslover42 (02:36:30): "The goggles-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:36:51): "My suit-!"
katslover42 (02:37:00): "No, don't-!"
katslover42 (02:37:12): "Not my-!"
katslover42 (02:37:37): "The blowfish-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:01): heheheheh
Stickmansam 1024 (02:38:11): we spent an entire evening thinking these up actually
katslover42 (02:38:13): "This orgasm-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:38:22): "Something smells-!"
katslover42 (02:38:49): "Poison lip-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:10): "Dead? But-"
katslover42 (02:39:11): "Blood in-!"
katslover42 (02:39:33): "We found-!"
Obfuscation314 (02:39:49): "The government-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:39:49): "My eyes-!"
katslover42 (02:39:59): "Life ends-!"
katslover42 (02:40:37): "John McClain-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:41:08): "McClane, you-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:42:16): "Luthor? But-"
katslover42 (02:42:45): "Kryptonite Condom-!"
katslover42 (02:46:14): "I'm allergic-!"
COME as u r337 (02:46:21): I have one for YE...
COME as u r337 (02:46:31): "Control, Alt,-!"
katslover42 (02:46:57): "The Ring-!"
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:14): I'm debating whether to submit all these to the QDB
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:28): eh, I've sent in enough rubbish already
COME as u r337 (02:47:29): I'd only accept it if it was all one quote :P
Stickmansam 1024 (02:47:33): well, yeah
katslover42 (02:48:13): "Captain, we've-!"
ID #578
Occurred: 13 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:26 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (7 votes)
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*Jim texts to say he got into a car accident that morning*

Im Ngamer (3:31:24 PM): WHY were you even on the road to have your car run into Jim, I thought you had off today
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:38 PM): It was in my work parking lot, had some stuff to do there!
GoldenJimbo007 (3:31:50 PM): Was sitting in my car talking to my buddy next to me in his car when it happened lol
Im Ngamer (3:32:30 PM): someone who drives a huge truck professionally 40 hours a week didn't notice your gigantic boat of an automobile?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:36 PM): Correct
GoldenJimbo007 (3:32:49 PM): Big dent in back, didn't bust my taillights at least
Im Ngamer (3:32:56 PM): just going ahead and assuming neither of you have had car insurance for 7 years
Infilament (3:33:27 PM): how much did the guy pay you off
GoldenJimbo007 (3:33:48 PM): $30 :-X
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:42 PM): "What should we do? Call the cops? I pay you?"
GoldenJimbo007 (3:34:46 PM): "Hmmm, paying me is good"
Infilament (3:38:47 PM): lol $30
Infilament (3:38:49 PM): looooool
Infilament (3:38:58 PM): what do you expect to do with that
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:07 PM): Buy my sweet sweet dinner
Infilament (3:39:09 PM): are you going to repair your car?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:39:17 PM): Nah, it's just cosmetic
Im Ngamer (3:40:09 PM): how much will you charge me when I accidentally bump Ritch off the Leo Frigo bridge on her daily jog next week?
GoldenJimbo007 (3:40:39 PM): $100
Im Ngamer (3:41:55 PM): hmmmm, that's fair considering the three month's pay I'd save you for that ring
(3:42:47 PM) GoldenJimbo007 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (3:43:07 PM): UH OH sure hope she wasn't prowling around behind him
ID #282
Occurred: Mar 02 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.032/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (11:32:00 PM): have any of you guys beat earthbound?
Im Ngamer (11:32:20 PM): sorry Woll, I won't support your piracy
GoldenGreg007 (11:32:29 PM): it's only piracy if you get caught jon
GoldenGreg007 (11:32:34 PM): and i don't typically get caught
Regular Civilian (11:33:12 PM): I shall agree with Woll again
Im Ngamer (11:33:15 PM): I see how it is
Im Ngamer (11:33:20 PM): *dials Nintendo*
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:31 PM): *answers phone*
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:42 PM): i downloaded their company
GoldenGreg007 (11:33:45 PM): sorry
ID #332
Occurred: May 14 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.808/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:02:20 PM): marshy!
Im Ngamer (11:02:26 PM): Fraps can also record audio, right?
Isuxor (11:02:41 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (11:03:20 PM): is there an option like "record all audio on the computer"?
Im Ngamer (11:03:26 PM): so it would take me talking into the mic
Im Ngamer (11:03:32 PM): as well as what's coming out my speakers
Isuxor (11:05:02 PM): neg
Isuxor (11:05:07 PM): I-don't-think-so-anyway
Isuxor (11:05:12 PM): (my-spacebar-is-busted)
Im Ngamer (11:05:43 PM): must be from all that penis THWAPing you've done over the years!
Isuxor (11:06:07 PM): THWAP
Isuxor (11:06:12 PM): too-strong!
ID #513
Occurred: 19 Aug 2009
Submitted: 20 Aug 2009, 12:43 AM
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Rating: 3.412/4 (17 votes)
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Im Ngamer (11:37:52 PM): Jim, a friend at work is giving away kittens, would you like one?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:08 PM): Seriously?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:09 PM): Sure
CarathornPD (11:38:17 PM): they are not for eating
Thiradell (11:38:20 PM): hahaha
GoldenJimbo007 (11:38:21 PM): bah
CieloAzor (11:38:32 PM): so nevermind?
ID #96
Occurred: Jun 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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octoinky (9:27:26 PM): then I'll start working toward elite --> king
katslover42 (9:28:58 PM): Does that arrow mean you like dick?
katslover42 (9:29:04 PM): Because that' susually what people use it for.
katslover42 (9:29:30 PM): People will know you as The Elite --> King
octoinky (9:30:29 PM): yeah, thats exactly what I meant
octoinky (9:30:30 PM): i like dick
octoinky (9:30:31 PM): brb, dinner
katslover42 (9:31:07 PM): Are you having dick?
ID #528
Occurred: 11 Jun 2010
Submitted: 11 Jun 2010, 4:49 PM
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Rating: 2.133/4 (15 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (3:37:00 PM): Area 51 looks confusing
AlecBoy006 (3:37:08 PM): I am watching a vid on youtube right now
l Am Dreamz (3:37:33 PM): reading alec's chat is like reading the most boring twitter account ever
AlecBoy006 (3:37:46 PM): I have a feeling you're gay for me.
AlecBoy006 (3:37:53 PM): I just have this feeling inside
Thiradell (3:38:31 PM): what
AlecBoy006 (3:38:55 PM): My explanation behind this reasoning is you never say anything kind about me, ever. Even if I am not directly talking to you. Many people try to hide their crushes by being mean to them.
l Am Dreamz (3:38:58 PM): i would be if you had anything resembling male genatalia
AlecBoy006 (3:39:13 PM): My penis, for one.
Thiradell (3:39:15 PM): lolol
Thiradell (3:39:27 PM): this cannot be happening
pylemire (3:39:28 PM): welp!
pylemire (3:39:40 PM): I have to leave unfortunately!
AlecBoy006 (3:39:31 PM): Of course you vehemently deny this, but I'm not expecting any different.
l Am Dreamz (3:39:46 PM): don't think i've denied it thus far
l Am Dreamz (3:39:54 PM): i want to fuck you roughly in the night, Alec
AlecBoy006 (3:40:11 PM): I wasn't expecting you to admit it!
AlecBoy006 (3:40:13 PM): You sick fuck
Thiradell (3:40:22 PM): Durk, that's nasty
l Am Dreamz (3:40:54 PM): i couldn't contain my attraction to you any longer
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