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ID #501
Occurred: 19 Apr 2009
Submitted: 20 Apr 2009, 2:54 AM
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Rating: 3.650/4 (20 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007: So tonight
GoldenJimbo007: I had a "blind date"
Infil12: the girl wished she was blind when she saw you?
ID #157
Occurred: Aug 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.679/4 (28 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (5:23:08 PM): Yeah, but the question is
YourElitenessPD (5:23:13 PM): Is he eligible to vote?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:33 PM): is he over 18 and American?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:39 PM): otherwise I doubt it
COME as u r337 (5:23:42 PM): and NOT a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:47 PM): oh wait yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (5:23:53 PM): ask him if he is a terrorist
COME as u r337 (5:24:00 PM): Have you never not been a terrorist?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:01 PM): if he is, he totally can't vote
COME as u r337 (5:24:12 PM): That should be a question on all US government tests.
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:28 PM): If I asked you if you weren't not not a terrorist, wouldn't you not answer "no"?
Stickmansam 1024 (5:24:54 PM): That's the genius of universal ID cards
Stickmansam 1024 (5:25:12 PM): all the terrorists will have "terrorist" on their ID cards - so nobody will sell them any bombs!
ID #198
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.240/4 (25 votes)
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KLuminate (19:00:40): some people are offended by any sexual reference or mild cursing
KLuminate (19:00:47): so you cant talk to them
J Eternia F (19:01:09): I'm totally offended by sexual reference
Stickmansam 1024 (19:01:18): Sex!
J Eternia F (19:01:18): but I'll gladly pour tar on your twat
ID #228
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:38:07 PM): FIRE ALARM!
Im Ngamer (6:38:10 PM): *runs*
COME as u r337 (6:38:40 PM): We had a fire alarm go off during a tornado warning at school once.
COME as u r337 (6:38:57 PM): Everyone rushed outside while tucking their head between their knees.
ID #440
Occurred: 15 Aug 2007
Submitted: 15 Aug 2007, 10:21 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (28 votes)
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Neo26988 (7:52:12 PM): No alarms and no surprises please.
Im Ngamer (8:22:05 PM): DING DING DING
Im Ngamer (8:22:09 PM): I like women!
ID #266
Occurred: Jan 16 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.346/4 (26 votes)
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Neo26988 (6:17:56 PM): I'm gonna play monkey island 1 instead.
Neo26988 (6:18:00 PM): Solely for the sword fighting.
NathanStinson (6:32:42 PM): ...
CieloAzor (6:33:00 PM): Shut up, Nate.
NathanStinson (6:33:16 PM): ...?
CieloAzor (6:33:24 PM): Geez, quit yer yappin.
CieloAzor (6:33:37 PM): And don't ask so many stupid questions.
CieloAzor (6:41:03 PM): Now you're just sitting there like a slackjawed faggot.
COME as u r337 (7:13:39 PM): No, that's how he normally looks.
ID #149
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.933/4 (30 votes)
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ID #322
Occurred: Apr 16 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.680/4 (25 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:38:34 AM): we should make an FPS multiplayer version of the training games from Ender's Game
Im Ngamer (12:40:44 AM): I bet it would be easy enough to run on the Half-Life Source engine
Infil12 (12:50:49 AM): you can't just take the Source source
Im Ngamer (12:51:23 AM): you're right infil... we might have to outsource the Source source first
Im Ngamer (12:51:46 AM): then again, are you sure we can't?
Im Ngamer (12:52:01 AM): I'd like to see your source on the Source source rumor
CieloAzor (12:52:51 AM): I think you'd be surprised by what Jon can do.
CieloAzor (12:53:04 AM): They don't call him The Sorcerer for nothing.
ID #516
Occurred: 11 Dec 2009
Submitted: 11 Dec 2009, 11:01 PM
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Rating: 3.706/4 (17 votes)
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[21:50] GoldenJimbo007: Gonna shovel out lambeau tomorrow for mega $$
[21:50] GoldenJimbo007: Bringing Rachel of course, $$ x2
[21:51] Ngameratwork: $8 an hour is mega bucks?
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: cash? tax free?
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: It's good money!
[21:51] Ngameratwork: surely it couldn't take more than 4 hours
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: Usually 6
[21:51] GoldenJimbo007: i'd love to shovel for 6
[21:52] CieloAzor: I don't think you could shovel for 2
[21:53] CieloAzor: you'd be out of breath within 5 minutes, tubby
[21:53] GoldenJimbo007: I'm in fantastic shape!
[21:53] DKK5: Round is, indeed, a fantastic shape
ID #363
Occurred: 29 Jun 2006
Submitted: 29 Jun 2006, 10:12 AM
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Rating: 2.815/4 (27 votes)
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Neo26988 (10:12:04): Ok, first things first, you don't mind doing it with me, right?
COME as u r337 (10:12:21): Well, it's your first time, so it's best that I'm there.
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