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ID #7
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that
ID #49
Occurred: Dec 28 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:13:46 PM): Why did my closed captioning say "Top of sexual sexual"
COME as u r337 (2:13:58 PM): what are you watching?
Cereal Fetish (2:14:08 PM): Cowboys/Saints
COME as u r337 (2:14:49 PM): the guys in the closed captioning booth must be watching pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:14:59 PM): that would be the best job ever
COME as u r337 (2:15:07 PM): to do closed captioning for pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:15:14 PM): (moaning)
COME as u r337 (2:15:21 PM): (moaning louder)
COME as u r337 (2:15:32 PM): (grunting)
ID #228
Occurred: Nov 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:38:07 PM): FIRE ALARM!
Im Ngamer (6:38:10 PM): *runs*
COME as u r337 (6:38:40 PM): We had a fire alarm go off during a tornado warning at school once.
COME as u r337 (6:38:57 PM): Everyone rushed outside while tucking their head between their knees.
ID #15
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.531/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (5:24:26 PM): How much dirt do you think those Jockies eat out there on the track?
CieloAzor (5:25:06 PM): The one they just showed had about 1.2 lbs of it on his face.
katslover42 (5:25:22 PM): Yea
katslover42 (5:25:28 PM): That's what I was thinking
katslover42 (5:25:36 PM): And you know they are screaming out there
katslover42 (5:25:42 PM): With their mouth wide open
CieloAzor (5:25:42 PM): He probably swallowed .54 lbs or so.
Im Ngamer (5:26:12 PM): bet you $5 it's under 0.50 lbs!
CieloAzor (5:26:23 PM): Maybe less, depending on the circumference of his mouth.
ID #405
Occurred: 14 Dec 2006
Submitted: 14 Dec 2006, 5:13 AM
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Rating: 3.370/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:22:59 AM): let's take an inkblot test!
Im Ngamer (2:23:12 AM): you have to type into Chat the first thing that comes into your mind for each one
Im Ngamer (2:23:22 AM): http://www.deltabravo.net/custody/rorschach.php
Im Ngamer (2:23:36 AM): I'll go first
Im Ngamer (2:23:45 AM): 1. Europe
Im Ngamer (2:24:04 AM): 2. two candles
Im Ngamer (2:24:16 AM): 3. dancing aliens
Im Ngamer (2:24:44 AM): 4. that fat pokemon that just sleeps all the time
Im Ngamer (2:25:00 AM): (you can knock him off the ledge on the Beach level in Snap)
Im Ngamer (2:25:16 AM): 5. a giant moth
Im Ngamer (2:25:35 AM): 6. a crown
Im Ngamer (2:26:07 AM): 7. guy giving two thumbs up
Im Ngamer (2:26:35 AM): 8. an alien ship and/or robot
Im Ngamer (2:26:48 AM): like those huge drill bit machines from the Matrix Revolutions
Im Ngamer (2:27:18 AM): 9. a space ship as seen from above, like the Millenium Falcon
Im Ngamer (2:27:45 AM): 10. devils leaping out of a fire
Im Ngamer (2:28:51 AM): pretty good results for me!
Im Ngamer (2:29:15 AM): I feared I'd just see 10 penises!
Comeasur37 (2:32:22 AM): I'm sure you'll see them later, Jon.
Im Ngamer (2:32:53 AM): ...
ID #498
Occurred: 4 Feb 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:11 AM
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Rating: 1.737/4 (19 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (9:18:21 PM): The thing is, they are still determining the Senate.
AlecBoy006 (9:18:28 PM): Who knows how long it will carry on.
AlecBoy006 (9:18:46 PM): I think Franken should get the seat.
AlecBoy006 (9:19:09 PM): He lead the percentage vote and popular vote.
isthatagoodt (9:19:15 PM): .....
isthatagoodt (9:19:16 PM): Corey
isthatagoodt (9:19:18 PM): .....
isthatagoodt (9:19:18 PM): WTF
BluelineGoddess (9:20:25 PM): are we thinking popular and electoral maybe?
isthatagoodt (9:20:33 PM): I don't know WHAT he's thinking
AlecBoy006 (9:20:45 PM): Franken's percentage: 41.991%
BluelineGoddess (9:20:47 PM): like I think certain counties are worth more in state races
AlecBoy006 (9:20:54 PM): Coleman: 41.984%
AlecBoy006 (9:21:19 PM): Franken popular vote: 1,212,431
AlecBoy006 (9:21:25 PM): Coleman 1,212,206
BluelineGoddess (9:21:33 PM): well obv popular and percentage will match up
isthatagoodt (9:21:34 PM): so coleman lost by just over 200 votes
isthatagoodt (9:21:37 PM): the vote total
isthatagoodt (9:21:39 PM): and the percentage
isthatagoodt (9:21:42 PM): are functions of each other!
isthatagoodt (9:21:43 PM): silly!!!
AlecBoy006 (9:22:15 PM): He won the popular of the vote and had the higher percentage of the votes.
isthatagoodt (9:22:16 PM): ........
isthatagoodt (9:22:23 PM): Yes
BluelineGoddess (9:22:24 PM): uh
isthatagoodt (9:22:25 PM): He had the higher percentage
isthatagoodt (9:22:27 PM): that's why he WON
BluelineGoddess (9:22:34 PM): that's implied with having the most votes
isthatagoodt (9:22:38 PM): thats why he had the highest percentage
BluelineGoddess (9:22:41 PM): you can't have fewer votes and a higher percentage
AlecBoy006 (9:24:43 PM): Yes. Because he had more votes he gets a higher percentage.
isthatagoodt (9:25:07 PM): Really?
AlecBoy006 (9:25:07 PM): Yes.
BluelineGoddess (9:25:15 PM): they sky is blue, when I look up I see cobalt.
BluelineGoddess (9:25:22 PM): holy redundancy
isthatagoodt (9:25:26 PM): But if Barry Bonds had more hits in the same amount of at bats as Chipper Jones, who would have the higher batting average
AlecBoy006 (9:25:50 PM): Wouldn't Bonds get it? Cause it's hits divided by at bats.
Thiradell (9:25:55 PM): lol
Thiradell (9:25:56 PM): Very good.
isthatagoodt (9:26:00 PM): Yeah but what if Jones won the percentage?
AlecBoy006 (9:26:12 PM): I suppose it wouldn't count.
Thiradell (9:26:18 PM): Oh Lord.
ID #218
Occurred: Oct 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.852/4 (27 votes)
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MIG144MFI (8:17:47 PM): I sent in my apps to Case W and West Point today
Im Ngamer (8:18:12 PM): watch out Trent! they'll make you do pushups!
COME as u r337 (8:18:27 PM): Jon had to do a lot of pushups.
COME as u r337 (8:18:37 PM): With one of the instructors on his "back"
Im Ngamer (8:19:09 PM): well, sure, but it wasn't so bad for me
Im Ngamer (8:19:16 PM): the instructor had it worse
Im Ngamer (8:19:21 PM): 100 pushins
ID #334
Occurred: May 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.370/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (5:00:18 PM): DeathShang (3:57:35 PM): what rash? lol, do i wanna know?
CieloAzor (5:00:26 PM): I was really hoping that comment wasn't about me. :-\
CieloAzor (5:00:34 PM): Dang you, Come!
Im Ngamer (5:00:41 PM): haha! but somehow you knew
Im Ngamer (5:01:03 PM): your ears weren't the only things burning!
ID #197
Occurred: Sep 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.200/4 (25 votes)
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(01:56:52) The Ad Killer: why did he leave me alive? perhaps someday we'll find out.
(01:56:54) The Ad Killer: but not today.
(01:56:57) Obfuscation No2: More importantly, why are you talking to yourself?
(01:57:04) The Ad Killer: I'm talking to you.
(01:57:05) TheFederalPolice entered the room.
(01:57:06) TheFederalPolice: *shoots Ad Killer*
(01:57:08) TheFederalPolice left the room.
(01:57:12) Jon "Ngamer" Barber: ouch!
(01:57:18) The Ad Killer: hey!
(01:57:21) Neo26988: Fly by shooting!
(01:57:49) The Ad Killer: *dies*
(01:58:00) The Ad Killer: my only regret...
(01:58:03) The Ad Killer: ...is that...
(01:58:06) The Ad Killer: ...I got shot...
(01:58:09) The Ad Killer left the room.
ID #442
Occurred: 20 Aug 2007
Submitted: 19 Aug 2007, 11:25 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (24 votes)
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Neo26988 (1:19:07 AM): I just finished watching Final Destination
Neo26988 (1:19:09 AM): What a total mindfuck
Im Ngamer (1:20:26 AM): it's not that complicated...
Neo26988 (1:19:58 AM): Wha-?
Im Ngamer (1:20:33 AM): at least compared to Peach's Castle
Neo26988 (1:19:59 AM): No, no
Neo26988 (1:20:05 AM): It wasn't complicated at all
Neo26988 (1:20:12 AM): Sort of... annoying in one way
Im Ngamer (1:20:51 AM): I'll say, not even any platforms
Neo26988 (1:20:20 AM): A few bits were surprising, until I realised what was going on
Neo26988 (1:20:26 AM): Oh wait a second
Neo26988 (1:20:29 AM): Oh you!
Im Ngamer (1:21:07 AM): oh hoho!
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