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ID #445
Occurred: 21 Sep 2007
Submitted: 20 Sep 2007, 11:49 PM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (24 votes)
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octoinky (1:47:29 PM): get jack in here, he'll love this KOTH
JackOfWailing (1:47:30 PM) has entered the room.
JackOfWailing (1:47:32 PM): koth time!!
ID #207
Occurred: Sep 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.519/4 (27 votes)
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CieloAzor (10:40:59 PM): I work at 7:30 tomorrow too...EST!
Im Ngamer (10:43:35 PM): and this coming from a man who tries for 8 hours sleep every night
CieloAzor (10:43:45 PM): And fails.
CieloAzor (10:44:05 PM): I haven't even tried for the past couple weeks.
CieloAzor (10:44:23 PM): And I'm waking up refreshed anyhow, so I'm not too concerned.
Im Ngamer (10:45:21 PM): you'll think differently after you run a girl over on the way to work!
CieloAzor (10:46:02 PM): Umm, okay.
Im Ngamer (10:47:27 PM): "wow, they sure installed alot of speedbumps over the weekend"
Im Ngamer (10:47:32 PM): *is driving through the daycare center*
CieloAzor (10:47:34 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (10:48:15 PM): sure, you laugh now... wait till you see what it does to your undercarriage, though
ID #402
Occurred: 5 Dec 2006
Submitted: 5 Dec 2006, 4:28 AM
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Rating: 2.654/4 (26 votes)
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FrenzyFro (1:18:29 AM): there's like 4000 wiis in all of Norway
FrenzyFro (1:19:38 AM): sucks to be in a country where everyone are PS fans
FrenzyFro (1:20:20 AM): *checks for last bus*
FrenzyFro (1:20:37 AM): *.... the night before*
FrenzyFro (1:21:08 AM): hmm, 11:45
FrenzyFro (1:21:15 AM): 10 hours in line isn't too bad
FrenzyFro (1:21:30 AM): if I bike, would the Wii fit in my backpack?
FrenzyFro (1:23:26 AM): Jon - could you measure your Wii?
Im Ngamer (1:23:38 AM): sure thing Fro
Im Ngamer (1:23:49 AM): let me get out my measuring stick here...
Im Ngamer (1:25:50 AM): ok, my Wii is 15 inches right now
Infil12 (1:25:53 AM): it won't fit.
Im Ngamer (1:26:01 AM): Fro, I think we could get it in...
Im Ngamer (1:26:08 AM): I don't promise it will be comfortable
Im Ngamer (1:26:51 AM): you might have to ride back hunched over, with a Wii in there
Im Ngamer (1:28:14 AM): but if you start stretching and exercising now, it might not leave you exhausted
ID #231
Occurred: Nov 11 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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(20:02:33) COME as u r337: time for..
(20:02:34) COME as u r337: poop!
(20:02:37) Blueline Goddess: heheh
(20:03:27) Im Ngamer: don't encourage him!
(20:03:41) Im Ngamer: we'll never potty-train him at this rate
(20:12:54) Blueline Goddess: just like the absentee father to come in and attempt to tell me how to parent MY child!
(20:13:29) Im Ngamer: I was thinking of him more as a puppy dog
(20:13:36) Im Ngamer: but that works too I guess
(20:13:51) Blueline Goddess: hmm, incest or beastiality... *thinks*
(20:14:14) Im Ngamer: I guess it depends on the breed, for me
(20:14:13) StvnHaley: in time its gonna have the same end result so it really doesnt matter
ID #283
Occurred: Mar 03 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:33:00 AM): Uh oh, Rent's a long 'un. Better be good.
CieloAzor (2:45:32 AM): k, that wasn't bad
CieloAzor (2:45:41 AM): Musicals are easy to watch.
CieloAzor (2:46:07 AM): But one part gave me an idea...
CieloAzor (2:46:19 AM): If Musical Porno isn't a genre, it should be.
CieloAzor (2:46:57 AM): Surely somebody must have made Breast Side Whorey, or maybe Scats...
ID #356
Occurred: 16 Jun 2006
Submitted: 16 Jun 2006, 6:29 PM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (27 votes)
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ID #523
Occurred: 2 May 2010
Submitted: 3 May 2010, 2:06 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (15 votes)
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Alec posts a sexy story on the board using GE levels in every line

GoldenJ007 (12:59:55 AM): "God Dam, I need to use the Facilities to take a shit my nigga, or it gonna runway from my asshole!"
"Shit nigga, on the surface you look fine, but in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you!"
"Frigate hurts god damnit, on the surface 2 I agree with you, but bunker 2 feels like a statue's in there!"
"Archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets, there's depots full of weed coming on the next train"
Thiradell (12:59:59 AM): loooooooooooooooooooool
Thiradell (1:00:03 AM): three lines
HistoricToast (1:00:04 AM): LLOLOL
SupaOdin (1:00:06 AM): wtf
HistoricToast (1:00:08 AM): lmao
HistoricToast (1:00:14 AM): not even finished but lolling already
HistoricToast (1:00:17 AM): omg
HistoricToast (1:00:22 AM): he's written it in character omgfg
Infil12 (1:00:26 AM): what is this i don't even
Thiradell (1:00:30 AM): it gonna runway from my asshole
HistoricToast (1:00:34 AM): LOMFGAGF
HistoricToast (1:00:38 AM): omg
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:38 AM): rofl
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:00:40 AM): that is EPIC
HistoricToast (1:00:44 AM): i'm fucing crying
HistoricToast (1:00:46 AM): i'm crying irl
Thiradell (1:00:47 AM): archive that nigga for later and sell it on the streets
Im Ngamer (1:01:02 AM): oh man Jim
HistoricToast (1:01:07 AM): mk;nfggfn
Thiradell (1:01:10 AM): definitely an A for effort
Im Ngamer (1:01:10 AM): you just stepped up your game big time
GoldenJ007 (1:01:17 AM): "That Jungle's out of control on din mor's cavern pussy, cradle my motherfuckin dick in yo hand and call me El Azteca as I go all Egyptian on yo ass!"
HistoricToast (1:01:17 AM): omfg
HistoricToast (1:01:19 AM): ~Q~Q~Q~~Q~Q~Q~Q
Thiradell (1:01:22 AM): in the bunker you must feel like a silo's running through you
Thiradell (1:01:25 AM): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:33 AM): rofllllllllll
HiddeNVillsgEoo7 (1:01:35 AM): this is ridic
Thiradell (1:01:35 AM): El Azteca haha
HistoricToast (1:01:35 AM): never have i lolled so hard at something in chat
ID #310
Occurred: Apr 07 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.815/4 (27 votes)
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NathanStinson: im eating...... soup!
TehSoopMaestro: You're what?
BloodE of Sorrow: nates eating you out, soop
ID #573
Occurred: 19 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:03 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Ritch is talking about the new matching "cartoon devil with an erection" tattoos her and her friend got last month*

(21:37:56) Infilament: Third, would you get a Satan tattoo spread across your chest on a dare?
(21:38:08) venisonvixen: My satan tattoo has a penis.
(21:38:16) Infilament: right, it has to have a penis too
(21:38:28) venisonvixen: It's adorbs though :)
(21:38:52) Thiradell: on a dare?
(21:38:59) Thiradell: you should've asked me if I would for $10,000
(21:39:34) Infilament: didn't your best friend get the same tattoo in the last month, rachel
(21:39:54) Infilament: because you strapped your friend to the tattoo chair and held a gun?
(21:40:13) venisonvixen: No
(21:40:33) venisonvixen: we dared each other to get matching surprise tattoos
(21:40:38) venisonvixen: and not look till it was done. artist's choice
(21:41:06) ngameratwork: artist's choice for something on your body for the rest of your life, holy smokes
(21:41:07) Infilament: you got satan's penis on your body without knowing it?
(21:41:21) COME as u r337: thats usually how it happens, infil
(21:41:31) BluelineGoddess: tampons - satan's cottony fingers
(21:41:31) DKK5: here's the thing Infil, devils with erections are a big part of my life
(21:42:56) COME as u r337: Rach, will you get a tattoo of Jimbo's pushup pic?
(21:44:33) TopRogue7: she already has a picture of satan and his penis, come
(21:44:34) venisonvixen: I'll get a Charlie Brown/Snoopy tattoo... and a pickle.
(21:44:52) venisonvixen: my best friend and I are getting matching pickles.
(21:44:57) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:15) DKK5: I'm gonna get a tattoo of Charlie Brown and Snoopy with his red dog dick double teaming Peppermint Patty
(21:56:19) venisonvixen: The artist said it's an "F-U" to the world
(22:05:08) venisonvixen: My mother will have a heart attack if she sees this one.
(22:09:11) venisonvixen: She only gets mad because "Dr Zador said no tattoos"
(22:09:28) venisonvixen: I said, "Dr Zador was a pediatric endocrinologist. tattoos are illegal for kids."
(22:10:10) ngameratwork: doctor zador doctor zador. doctor zador doctor zador. ooooooooh doctor zador
(22:10:20) venisonvixen: Dr Zador was a tyrant.
(22:10:45) COME as u r337: I am boycotting Dr Zador from this day forward.
ID #412
Occurred: 6 Feb 2007
Submitted: 6 Feb 2007, 6:32 PM
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Rating: 1.160/4 (25 votes)
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BloodE of Sorrow (9:54:50 PM): QBs jealous of my new computer
CieloAzor (9:57:29 PM): I'm jealous of your style, Blood.
Im Ngamer (10:11:50 PM): I'm jealous of his mad skeeels
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