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ID #193
Occurred: Sep 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.320/4 (25 votes)
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(23:58:26) Neo26988: "Send us the top 10 ways you can tell a chef used to be a hacker."
(23:58:44) Neo26988: The story:
(23:58:49) Neo26988: "A Brisbane man who pleaded guilty to hacking into a former employer's system told the judge he has stopped working in IT and is training to become a chef."

* Introduces himself to you as an ex-hacker
* Apron says "World's Best Hacker"
* Wears a white hat
* Cooks nothing but ramen
* RAIDs his 5 small freezers into one big one
* Dishwasher has 128-bit encryption
* When asked about why it's taking so long to prepare the food, says "It's behind a firewall"
* Tries to get into the FBI's database with the blender
* Large collection of pornography hidden under the radishes
* Hacks vegetables
* Food on your plate is sorted by "Last Modified" date
* The cookies have chips in them
* Restaraunt has a /\/\ 3 |\| |_|
* Works for free
* Bill must be paid via PayPal
* Gets a phonecall from Microsoft 4 minutes into turning on his laptop in the kitchen
* Thinks he's better than every other chef
* Menu only has crackers on it
(Contributors: Wheat, BloodE, Sam, Neo, Dayle)
ID #496
Occurred: 2 Jan 2009
Submitted: 31 Mar 2009, 2:10 AM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (21 votes)
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wheatrich (1:27:18 AM): Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. "
Im Ngamer (1:30:25 AM): what's that, the title for his autobiography?
Infil12 (1:35:23 AM): normally that sounds like the title of an onion article
Infil12 (1:35:29 AM): but with him, it's less likely
wheatrich (1:44:02 AM): oh that was a serious Q?
wheatrich (1:44:15 AM): it was the excuse for him running a stop sign with his DUI arrest on New Year's Eve
Im Ngamer (1:45:56 AM): if I were a cop and he gave me that excuse, I would get him off for sure
Im Ngamer (1:46:00 AM): *let
wheatrich (1:46:44 AM): I believe both statements ng
Infil12 (1:51:22 AM): they call that a freudian slip
ID #326
Occurred: May 04 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (26 votes)
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Im Ngamer (4:52:10 PM): Sammy!
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:16 PM): yo
Im Ngamer (4:52:21 PM): imagine for a minute that you ran mariokart64.com
Stickmansam 1024 (4:52:28 PM): aaaaaaaaaaaah
Im Ngamer (4:52:41 PM): did your brain just explode?
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:11 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (4:53:15 PM): caught most of it
ID #372
Occurred: 25 Jul 2006
Submitted: 25 Jul 2006, 4:57 PM
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Rating: 2.542/4 (24 votes)
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(21:41:00) Stickmansam 1024: hmm, cheats which would be useful during sex...
(21:41:03) Stickmansam 1024: All Weapons?
(21:41:05) Stickmansam 1024: All Guns
(21:41:09) Stickmansam 1024: "Gold PP7", hah
(21:41:11) Larkin375: invincible
(21:41:16) Stickmansam 1024: invisible!
(21:41:23) Stickmansam 1024: Turbo Mode
(21:41:38) Stickmansam 1024: Oh oh! "Buddy"
(21:41:59) RyanWhiteGoose: fast animation?
(21:42:04) Stickmansam 1024: slow animation
(21:42:54) Stickmansam 1024: Unlimited ammo
(21:43:14) RyanWhiteGoose: DK mode?
(21:43:20) RyanWhiteGoose: everything is bigger! :)
(21:43:21) Larkin375: uhhh
(21:43:36) Stickmansam 1024: no
(21:43:40) Stickmansam 1024: actually just arms and heads
(21:43:45) Stickmansam 1024: quite unattractive
(21:43:44) Larkin375: and head
(21:43:55) Larkin375: and thighs of course
(21:44:05) RyanWhiteGoose: paintball mode is a must :)
(21:44:13) Stickmansam 1024: hah!
(21:44:20) RyanWhiteGoose: tiny bond?
(21:44:23) Larkin375: no!
(21:44:28) Larkin375: you know what that means!
(21:44:33) Stickmansam 1024: you'll get lost
(21:44:47) Stickmansam 1024: in the "Water Caverns"
(21:44:52) RyanWhiteGoose: hmm
(21:44:58) RyanWhiteGoose: I do think infinate ammo is necessary
(21:45:03) Larkin375: yeah
(21:45:13) Larkin375: you don't wanna shoot out blanks in the middle of the action ;-)
(21:45:40) Stickmansam 1024: infinite ammo no reloads
ID #556
Occurred: 18 Jan 2012
Submitted: 18 Jan 2012, 10:17 AM
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Rating: 2.091/4 (11 votes)
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beastynetbook (4:05:21 PM): why did goose leave
carathornpd (4:05:34 PM): he had a gf
carathornpd (4:06:04 PM): dont think he does anymore
HistoricToast (4:07:46 PM): infil said they broke up i think
HistoricToast (4:07:51 PM): she broke up w/him i imagine?
carathornpd (4:08:08 PM): kind of
carathornpd (4:08:28 PM): he basically gave her so much attention that she lost interest quickly
carathornpd (4:08:35 PM): a fatal mistake we all make once
carathornpd (4:10:17 PM): yet have to make
carathornpd (4:11:06 PM): too many insults currently going through my mind
carathornpd (4:11:22 PM): bbl when Ive forgotten about them
HistoricToast (4:11:57 PM): i don't think i'm in danger of ever making that mistake etc etc etc
beastynetbook (4:12:09 PM): lool
ID #258
Occurred: Nov 29 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.472/4 (36 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (21:07:18): has anyone else seen an ad for gay.com on the elite boards?
BloodE of Sorrow (21:07:30): i don't get ads
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:37): yeah i'm too lazy to adblock
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:42): but yeah
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:43): gay.com
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:48): right above the elite banner
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:50): i thought it was a joke
GoldenGreg007 (21:07:54): then i realized it was an actual ad
BloodE of Sorrow (21:08:00): did you click it
GoldenGreg007 (21:08:04): well yeah
ID #136
Occurred: Jan 01 2000
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
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Now that I think about it, i feel just a teeny bit bad about the people I dismissed as cheaters without a second's thought, whose times aren't even near the records today.
~ Wes McKinney, GoldenEye Extreme
ID #375
Occurred: 28 Jul 2006
Submitted: 27 Jul 2006, 8:00 PM
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Rating: 2.552/4 (29 votes)
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AlecBoy006 (00:57:45): I didn't get Depot 26. I was lookin for an excuse to post in the WR topic
BloodE of Sorrow (00:58:47): Ban alec for lying about times and being a total fucking retard and spamming the wr topic
AlecBoy006 (00:59:16): This was the only time I lied about though
BloodE of Sorrow (00:59:28): no excuses
BloodE of Sorrow (00:59:52): you can't lie and be a total stupid cunt at the same time
AlecBoy006 (00:59:59): Yes I can
ID #405
Occurred: 14 Dec 2006
Submitted: 14 Dec 2006, 5:13 AM
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Rating: 3.370/4 (27 votes)
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Im Ngamer (2:22:59 AM): let's take an inkblot test!
Im Ngamer (2:23:12 AM): you have to type into Chat the first thing that comes into your mind for each one
Im Ngamer (2:23:22 AM): http://www.deltabravo.net/custody/rorschach.php
Im Ngamer (2:23:36 AM): I'll go first
Im Ngamer (2:23:45 AM): 1. Europe
Im Ngamer (2:24:04 AM): 2. two candles
Im Ngamer (2:24:16 AM): 3. dancing aliens
Im Ngamer (2:24:44 AM): 4. that fat pokemon that just sleeps all the time
Im Ngamer (2:25:00 AM): (you can knock him off the ledge on the Beach level in Snap)
Im Ngamer (2:25:16 AM): 5. a giant moth
Im Ngamer (2:25:35 AM): 6. a crown
Im Ngamer (2:26:07 AM): 7. guy giving two thumbs up
Im Ngamer (2:26:35 AM): 8. an alien ship and/or robot
Im Ngamer (2:26:48 AM): like those huge drill bit machines from the Matrix Revolutions
Im Ngamer (2:27:18 AM): 9. a space ship as seen from above, like the Millenium Falcon
Im Ngamer (2:27:45 AM): 10. devils leaping out of a fire
Im Ngamer (2:28:51 AM): pretty good results for me!
Im Ngamer (2:29:15 AM): I feared I'd just see 10 penises!
Comeasur37 (2:32:22 AM): I'm sure you'll see them later, Jon.
Im Ngamer (2:32:53 AM): ...
ID #95
Occurred: Jun 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.645/4 (31 votes)
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COME as u r337: WS flap 11668
katslover42: Keep flapping, and maybe you'll fly.
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