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ID #59
Occurred: Feb 25 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.581/4 (31 votes)
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The Ad Killer (7:30:13 AM): Time for me to play some
The Ad Killer (7:30:16 AM): WOW!
OLLE boll e007 (7:30:47 AM): what level
The Ad Killer (7:30:54 AM): ...sorry, I just saw something really amazing outside my window
The Ad Killer (7:31:00 AM): I'm playing minesweeper
ID #127
Occurred: Jul 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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JamesBond315xxx (12:58:34 AM): And now it's time for...Family Fued!
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:38 AM): Feud*
JamesBond315xxx (12:58:57 AM): I'm sore, I meant sued.
JamesBond315xxx (12:59:04 AM): sorry*
Obfuscation314 (12:59:57 AM): Too many typos. I'm suing your family!
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:10 AM): NO! I knew this was coming
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:23 AM): *jumps out widow*
JamesBond315xxx (1:00:32 AM): ,,,You know what I meant.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:02 AM): That must have hurt.
Obfuscation314 (1:01:12 AM): For both parties.
ID #10
Occurred: 15 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (34 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:34:00 PM): yeah, my successor will either be YE, or, the guy who kills me
Im Ngamer (5:34:26 PM): and thus inherits my powers
Im Ngamer (5:35:17 PM): that would be great, if I got run over by a drunk tonight
Im Ngamer (5:35:23 PM): *thump*
Im Ngamer (5:35:28 PM): "what was that?"
Iricu One (5:35:44 PM): *shiny glow descends on the drunk*
Im Ngamer (5:35:46 PM): "hm... why do I feel like I have to update a 'POM'?"
Iricu One (5:36:21 PM): "I can hear something... what's that? It sounds like... whoarding?"
Im Ngamer (5:37:09 PM): no, I don't hear whoarding
Im Ngamer (5:37:14 PM): I can smell it
Iricu One (5:37:00 PM): Jack Thompson was just an ordinary guy, until he drunkenly ran over and inherited the powers of... The Eliter!
Iricu One (5:37:18 PM): Now, he devotes his life to maintaining the most accurate rankings in the universe!
Iricu One (5:37:28 PM): Jack Thompson is: L33T
Iricu One (5:37:46 PM): Guest starring Anthony Hopkins as the ghost of Ngamer
ID #479
Occurred: 1 Apr 2008
Submitted: 1 Apr 2008, 1:53 AM
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Rating: 1.955/4 (22 votes)
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COME as u r337 (01:49:50): i had vowel city the first half of the game
COME as u r337 (01:49:53): 3 u's at once
COME as u r337 (01:49:58): 3 i's and 2 o's at the same time
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:12): 3 of a kinds are gay
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:19): except if you have Es and good consonants
COME as u r337 (01:50:20): unless it's s's or e's!
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:36): yeah S is sick
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:46): 95% of people suck at using Ss
RyanWhiteGoose (01:50:49): maybe even more than that
DKK5 (01:51:34): I'm going to get some
DKK5 (01:51:36): Zs
(01:51:42) DKK5 has left the room.
COME as u r337 (01:51:52): see ya later, DK-a-gator
RyanWhiteGoose (01:51:52): lmao
RyanWhiteGoose (01:51:59): that was amazing
RyanWhiteGoose (01:52:14): definitely want to play again but not tonight
COME as u r337 (01:52:16): so amazing it deserves some...
COME as u r337 (01:52:19): ~Q~'s
RyanWhiteGoose (01:52:24): haha
ID #393
Occurred: 17 Oct 2006
Submitted: 14 Oct 2006, 9:42 PM
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Rating: 2.625/4 (24 votes)
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Neo1337 (8:12:44 PM): Here's a myspace bulletin I just got (I know, myspace, ugh)
Neo1337 (8:12:55 PM): Take the name of a movie and replace one of the words with "Orgasm".
Im Ngamer (8:17:26 PM): 12 Angry Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:17:38 PM): that might actually be better than the original!
Im Ngamer (8:18:22 PM): Raiders of the Lost Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:18:41 PM): Silent Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:18:50 PM): Schindler's Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:18:51 PM): A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:19:03 PM): An Orgasm To Remember
CieloAzor (8:19:13 PM): Orgasm Wars
Neo1337 (8:19:19 PM): The Passion of the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:19:24 PM): Mr. Smith Goes to Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:19:31 PM): Eyes Wide Orgasm
Neo1337 (8:19:35 PM): Gone In 60 Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:19:49 PM): I prefer Orgasm Wide Open
Im Ngamer (8:20:50 PM): Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:20:59 PM): Orgasm of the Apes
CieloAzor (8:21:22 PM): Orgasm Wood
CieloAzor (8:21:45 PM): Little Miss Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:22:21 PM): Anatomy of An Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:22:29 PM): V For Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:22:48 PM): Sweet Smell of Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:23:11 PM): Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:23:45 PM): The Orgasm Who Shot Liberty Valance
CieloAzor (8:24:12 PM): Rear Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:25:03 PM): Orgasm Me if You Can
Im Ngamer (8:26:21 PM): or Catch Me If You Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:26:30 PM): Joe Versus the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:27:33 PM): An Inconvenient Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:27:56 PM): A Few Good Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:28:39 PM): He Orgasms, She Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:29:59 PM): Surviving the Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:31:34 PM): Die Hard: With An Orgasm
Im Ngamer (8:34:24 PM): Mighty Morphin' Power Orgasms
Im Ngamer (8:34:50 PM): Dead Man Orgasming
CieloAzor (8:34:57 PM): Intolerable Orgasm
CieloAzor (8:35:12 PM): Very Bad Orgasms
CieloAzor (8:35:46 PM): Shall We Orgasm?
CieloAzor (8:36:41 PM): The Orgasms of Extraordinary Gentlemen
ID #28
Occurred: Mar 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.576/4 (33 votes)
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COME as u r337 (4:17:06 PM): Playing: Come, Jon, Trent, Clark, Chan, Reds
COME as u r337 (4:17:09 PM): Ready here.
Im Ngamer (4:17:14 PM): Dad WON'T GET OFF TV
Im Ngamer (4:17:17 PM): arg
MiG144MFI (4:17:42 PM): Hurry, past my bedtime.
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:04 PM): yeah, i've got people to see, suicide attempts to botch...
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:08 PM): let's move it along
COME as u r337 (4:18:23 PM): I'm 4 behind on my masturbation quota for the day! Hurry up!
JtXeRdFgDhJgRhFd (4:18:32 PM): just play 1 handed
COME as u r337 (4:18:33 PM): Wait.. the endscene will make me only 2 behind
ID #227
Occurred: Nov 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.655/4 (29 votes)
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Cyber1166 (8:19:06 PM): that was the slowest 10 yard run I've ever seen
failurewarningV1 (8:19:46 PM): you haven't seen wheat when hes surrounded by food though jon
COME as u r337 (8:20:10 PM): It's hard to "surround" wheat
COME as u r337 (8:20:17 PM): and he's never far from food
Cyber1166 (8:21:25 PM): that's because even when things aren't technically food, he makes them food
Cyber1166 (8:22:07 PM): grass, tires, schoolgirls...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:22:08 PM): a diabolical strategy
failurewarningV1 (8:22:33 PM): sounds like the start to a good film jon, i'd watch
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:41 PM): sounds like the entirety of a very bad film
Stickmansam 1024 (8:23:55 PM): "The Man Who Ate Everything"
Cyber1166 (8:23:50 PM): "Run, don't walk! From... the wheat!"
Cyber1166 (8:24:01 PM): "...on second thought, you can just walk."
COME as u r337 (8:24:04 PM): You mean..
COME as u r337 (8:24:18 PM): "The Man Who Ate Ever"
COME as u r337 (8:24:23 PM): With a bite mark at the side of the r
ID #113
Occurred: Jun 22 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.161/4 (31 votes)
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spedparade1 (10:40:13 PM): that pic doesnt look anything like ye's current one
spedparade1 (10:40:23 PM): i mean, looks like a different guy
J Eternia F (10:40:26 PM): older
Im Ngamer (10:40:34 PM): YE's been working out
Im Ngamer (10:40:37 PM): as you can probably tell
Im Ngamer (10:40:41 PM): getting ripped
COME as u r337 (10:40:43 PM): he does controller lifts?
COME as u r337 (10:40:48 PM): 10 sets of 20
spedparade1 (10:40:56 PM): C-button push ups
COME as u r337 (10:41:01 PM): twice a week he picks up the WHOLE 64!
spedparade1 (10:41:07 PM): bench presses PD
Im Ngamer (10:41:05 PM): if I could describe YE in one word, it would be:
Im Ngamer (10:41:09 PM): sculpted
ID #170
Occurred: 1 Jan 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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(04:20:32) AlexPenev1: look you want porn, lots of it, she also needs porn, lots of it. otherwise you'll both turn gay.
(04:21:31) AlexPenev1: you may not know this yet, but you're probably half-way to turning gay already. you need to act while you still can!
(04:21:24) JamesBond315xxx: I don't look at porn (WTFOMG!!!)
(04:21:57) AlexPenev1: you don't look at porn, and you're in a chatroom with hot sexy men.
(04:22:02) AlexPenev1: ...
(04:22:14) JamesBond315xxx: And I'm going out with a girl.
(04:22:23) AlexPenev1: pretence.
(04:22:32) AlexPenev1: you're only lying to yourself, man
(04:23:24) GoldenJ007 entered the room.
(04:24:40) AlexPenev1: jimbo, this guy doesn't look at porn. do you think he's gay?
(04:24:47) JamesBond315xxx: ...
ID #482
Occurred: 7 Apr 2008
Submitted: 7 Apr 2008, 10:05 PM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (22 votes)
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[20:48] octoinky: how is dayle's name pronounced? is it dayle as one syllable, or day-lee?
[20:49] DKK5: Dayle like "stale"?
[20:49] NgamerAtWork: Dayle like nail
[20:50] CieloAzor: Dayle like fail
[20:50] CometSH: Dayle like pale?
[20:50] rshepherd1000: dayle like male?
[20:51] DKK5: Like whale?
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