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ID #143
Occurred: Jan 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (28 votes)
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I found this job that I get to watch strippers a lot, but it pays negative 20 bucks an hour
~ Greg Lavery
ID #90
Occurred: 15 Aug 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.147/4 (34 votes)
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Neo1337 (12:34:30 AM): NOTHING makes me happy.
Im Ngamer (12:35:50 AM): I bet this pic will: http://geocities.com/ollebolle007/brandon.txt
Neo1337 (12:36:09 AM): If you mean the 'Where is Brandon' one, then no, it did not.
Im Ngamer (12:36:50 AM): oh man... I didn't think that thing could fail to cheer up a stone
Im Ngamer (12:36:56 AM): let alone a person
Neo1337 (12:37:02 AM): I'm no stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:03 AM): Hell.
Neo1337 (12:37:19 AM): If I accomplish something in my life I still wouldn't attain the rank of 'stone'.
Neo1337 (12:37:32 AM): But I'm not going to, so, I'm not even half of a stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:55 AM): Or, any mathematically determinal part of a stone.
Neo1337 (12:37:59 AM): Because either way, it will pwn me.
Neo1337 (12:38:01 AM): And everything about me.
Im Ngamer (12:38:29 AM): eh... you're maybe not as cool as a lava rock... but I'd rank you above a slab of granite
Im Ngamer (12:38:40 AM): WELL... unless it was really, really polished
Im Ngamer (12:38:47 AM): then you'd be about even
Neo1337 (12:38:48 AM): God, can you ever be serious?
Neo1337 (12:38:54 AM): When I'm clearly depressed or whatever.
Neo1337 (12:39:01 AM): You're making jokes about how a shiny piece of granite is cooler than me.
Im Ngamer (12:39:13 AM): I never said that!
Neo1337 (12:39:17 AM): You implied it.
Im Ngamer (12:39:20 AM): I said, about even
Neo1337 (12:39:26 AM): ...
Im Ngamer (12:39:33 AM): I'd still probably vote you
Neo1337 (12:39:37 AM): Probably!?
Im Ngamer (12:39:55 AM): well, I mean... when you get a really good polish going
Im Ngamer (12:40:06 AM): like, you can even see your face in it
Im Ngamer (12:40:14 AM): now THAT'S cool
Neo1337 (12:40:17 AM): FFS
Neo1337 (12:40:32 AM): I'm clearly more pissed then you've ever seen me.
Neo1337 (12:40:41 AM): And like, no way did I think this weekend could get worse.
Neo1337 (12:40:44 AM): But hell, there you go.
Im Ngamer (12:41:01 AM): you're like... is this a rock? or a mirrorOMG!?
Neo1337 (12:41:12 AM): ...
ID #354
Occurred: 14 Jun 2006
Submitted: 14 Jun 2006, 2:45 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (27 votes)
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(12:58:39 PM) Toryeeyore has entered the room.
Im Ngamer (12:58:45 PM): morning Thor
Toryeeyore (12:59:19 PM): hiya sweetie
BadassFal (12:59:27 PM): someone talking in here?
NathanStinson (1:00:00 PM): who is thor?
Im Ngamer (1:00:06 PM): Fal's old girlfriend
*10 minutes of Fal/Thor arguing later*
Toryeeyore (1:09:21 PM): he caNt take me back
BadassFal (1:09:27 PM): :-\
NathanStinson (1:09:23 PM): ?
NathanStinson (1:09:27 PM): are you a gril?
Im Ngamer (1:09:31 PM): Nate, don't even try
CieloAzor (1:09:33 PM): heh
Im Ngamer (1:09:35 PM): just stay out
CieloAzor (1:09:38 PM): hahaha
Im Ngamer (1:10:38 PM): now just watch, Thor will cook a steak on her forehead and Nate will look like a genius
CieloAzor (1:10:48 PM): hahahahaha
ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
ID #34
Occurred: Jan 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
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potato1man12 (11:39:22 PM): I have a house mix of jimmy crack corn
katslover42 (11:39:32 PM): I don't care.
ID #273
Occurred: Feb 05 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (8:45:32 PM): Bus is fired up!
wheatrich (8:45:45 PM): ngamer better have some big bet riding on this game
Im Ngamer (8:46:11 PM): alot of pride
Wiggum742 (8:46:23 PM): in that case i think you already lost
ID #281
Occurred: Mar 02 2006
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.900/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:43:41 PM): You know..
COME as u r337 (6:43:45 PM): Neo's been missing for awhile
COME as u r337 (6:43:52 PM): I think we should start a new project..
COME as u r337 (6:43:59 PM): In order to locate him and bring him back
COME as u r337 (6:44:03 PM): We'll call it...
COME as u r337 (6:44:05 PM): "Finding Emo"
ID #4
Occurred: Apr 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.323/4 (31 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:35 PM): I'm going to run a competition
Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:55 PM): the winner will be the person who can write the most convincing imitation of a lightsaber in words
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:14 PM): *shwommmmmmmmm... vwooormm vwossh clash skrztle*
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:20 PM): is my entry
dragondragon18 (6:57:33 PM): *shawing*
Im Ngamer (6:57:14 PM): *wiiiiiiiiizzz*
Im Ngamer (6:57:19 PM): *bangbang*
Im Ngamer (6:57:27 PM): I'm clearly in the lead
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:31 PM): clearly
ID #10
Occurred: 15 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (34 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:34:00 PM): yeah, my successor will either be YE, or, the guy who kills me
Im Ngamer (5:34:26 PM): and thus inherits my powers
Im Ngamer (5:35:17 PM): that would be great, if I got run over by a drunk tonight
Im Ngamer (5:35:23 PM): *thump*
Im Ngamer (5:35:28 PM): "what was that?"
Iricu One (5:35:44 PM): *shiny glow descends on the drunk*
Im Ngamer (5:35:46 PM): "hm... why do I feel like I have to update a 'POM'?"
Iricu One (5:36:21 PM): "I can hear something... what's that? It sounds like... whoarding?"
Im Ngamer (5:37:09 PM): no, I don't hear whoarding
Im Ngamer (5:37:14 PM): I can smell it
Iricu One (5:37:00 PM): Jack Thompson was just an ordinary guy, until he drunkenly ran over and inherited the powers of... The Eliter!
Iricu One (5:37:18 PM): Now, he devotes his life to maintaining the most accurate rankings in the universe!
Iricu One (5:37:28 PM): Jack Thompson is: L33T
Iricu One (5:37:46 PM): Guest starring Anthony Hopkins as the ghost of Ngamer
ID #413
Occurred: 18 Feb 2007
Submitted: 18 Feb 2007, 2:07 PM
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Rating: 2.280/4 (25 votes)
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CieloAzor: Ugh, what's with these Britney Spears headlines all the time.
CieloAzor: She's just famous for being famous now.
ShadowZeroPD: no idea, but I ignore them
ShadowZeroPD: if I wanted to look at trash I would open the garbage can
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