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ID #576
Occurred: 30 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:20 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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(23:31:20) Infilament: here's the pimp quote in case anyone missed it...
(23:31:23) Infilament: Jim Barrett: I'm naturally nice and flirtatious with women because I am a swag-monster with no actual interest in the girl. I could write a book to compete with Karl...
(23:31:59) Infilament: as a response to clemens posting something about how girls want to get with clemens because he's nice to them
(23:33:20) ngameratwork: don't know about the rest of the sentence but I CAN confirm in his pre-Ritch days he was capable of attracting the monsters of the GB bar scene
(23:33:37) isthatagoodt: how old is that quote
(23:33:52) DKK5: 10 hours or so?
(23:34:09) isthatagoodt: WHAT really
(23:34:14) isthatagoodt: how does ritch feel about it?
(23:34:58) DKK5: She's too busy getting a tatoo of a busty Jesus to care
(23:35:10) Infilament: so jim had to speak up about how HE can also get women to fawn all over him at will
(23:35:40) Infilament: and eise is involved somewhere along the line too
(23:35:52) Infilament: because that guy will always post on anything everywhere
(23:36:20) ngameratwork: the girls he was bringing home weren't exactly the '85 Bears, true, but they were the Monsters of the Mid-Waist
(23:36:46) DKK5: *groan*
(23:55:56) DKK5: okay I made a picture:
http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/general/swagmonster.png
ID #575
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:15 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Nate texts Jimbo almost 100 times a day, is thinking about moving in with him*

GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:17 PM): Someday stinson will move here
GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:25 PM): And we will tear this city up
Thiradell (9:26:28 PM): I heard Stinson was happy with his job
GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:36 PM): He likes his work but hates his life
Infilament (9:26:48 PM): what better way to hate your life more than move in with jimbo
Infilament (9:26:55 PM): *high gives entire chat room*
Thiradell (9:27:00 PM): thank you for the high
GoldenJimbo007 (9:27:03 PM): Can you grab my cream please
GoldenJimbo007 (9:27:07 PM): For that BURN
ngameratwork (9:28:02 PM): could cut his phone bill in half by just whispering in your ear all day
Thiradell (9:28:21 PM): lol
BluelineGoddess (9:28:24 PM): dead
BluelineGoddess (9:31:22 PM): that was the mic drop for chat
ID #574
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:12 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*while boycotting the NFL over domestic abuse, Alec gets overly excited watching the meaningless final games of the baseball season between a bunch of already eliminated teams*

DrInvertigone (12:29:39 PM): So hard to continue my vegetarian run when I crave a BBQ burger right now, but I must persist.
DKK5 (12:30:15 PM): lol
DrInvertigone (12:43:24 PM): Seriously ready to start crying watching Jeter right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:26 PM): Jeter is at the plate right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:33 PM): I ain't missing this for nothing.
DrInvertigone (1:26:26 PM): Such a special moment.
DrInvertigone (1:26:37 PM): Like I really have tried to hold back tears by watching Jeter today.

DrInvertigone (2:08:42 PM): What an amazing freaking catch by Jorge Soler!
DrInvertigone (2:11:26 PM): Great bunt by Valbuena!

DrInvertigone (2:12:43 PM): Have to stray away from the Cubs game for now. Zimmermann six outs away from no-hitting the Fish.
DrInvertigone (2:23:24 PM): 3 outs away!
DrInvertigone (2:34:29 PM): Can Jordan Zimmermann do it?
DrInvertigone (2:35:32 PM): This is so intense right now.
DrInvertigone (2:35:40 PM): 2-1 count.
DrInvertigone (2:35:48 PM): Zimmermann two outs away from a no-hitter.
isthatagoodt (2:36:14 PM): would you SERIOUSLY waste a strong pitcher to death in a game that means NOTHING
isthatagoodt (2:36:29 PM): in order to send him out for 5 innings of 5 run ball in a playoff loss?
isthatagoodt (2:37:31 PM): and a no hitter against a terrible team on the last day of the season isn't really that impressive
DrInvertigone (2:37:35 PM): ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
DrInvertigone (2:37:37 PM): WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrInvertigone (2:38:14 PM): DID I JUST SEE THAT?????
DrInvertigone (2:38:30 PM): MLB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DrInvertigone (2:43:13 PM): Okay, I need to get up and walk around and calm down. I'm all shaken up from that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:45:53 PM): I'm just mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:45:57 PM): Completely mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:46:06 PM): No way NFL could top something like that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:47:39 PM): I'm in shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:43 PM): Just in legit shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:56 PM): So glad I'm not watching NFL.
DrInvertigone (3:04:12 PM): I need to breathe.
DrInvertigone (3:04:17 PM): I can't do it.
isthatagoodt (3:05:04 PM): if watching a game on TV causes you not to breathe, things are more serious than you know
DrInvertigone (3:05:36 PM): Well, not literally. Just shortness of breath, shock, having a hard time breathing normally right now.
BluelineGoddess (3:05:53 PM): Not really but *description of breathing troubles*
DrInvertigone (3:20:30 PM): Feel like I want to pass out.
DrInvertigone (3:20:40 PM): Just nauseous right now.
ID #573
Occurred: 19 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:03 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Ritch is talking about the new matching "cartoon devil with an erection" tattoos her and her friend got last month*

(21:37:56) Infilament: Third, would you get a Satan tattoo spread across your chest on a dare?
(21:38:08) venisonvixen: My satan tattoo has a penis.
(21:38:16) Infilament: right, it has to have a penis too
(21:38:28) venisonvixen: It's adorbs though :)
(21:38:52) Thiradell: on a dare?
(21:38:59) Thiradell: you should've asked me if I would for $10,000
(21:39:34) Infilament: didn't your best friend get the same tattoo in the last month, rachel
(21:39:54) Infilament: because you strapped your friend to the tattoo chair and held a gun?
(21:40:13) venisonvixen: No
(21:40:33) venisonvixen: we dared each other to get matching surprise tattoos
(21:40:38) venisonvixen: and not look till it was done. artist's choice
(21:41:06) ngameratwork: artist's choice for something on your body for the rest of your life, holy smokes
(21:41:07) Infilament: you got satan's penis on your body without knowing it?
(21:41:21) COME as u r337: thats usually how it happens, infil
(21:41:31) BluelineGoddess: tampons - satan's cottony fingers
(21:41:31) DKK5: here's the thing Infil, devils with erections are a big part of my life
(21:42:56) COME as u r337: Rach, will you get a tattoo of Jimbo's pushup pic?
(21:44:33) TopRogue7: she already has a picture of satan and his penis, come
(21:44:34) venisonvixen: I'll get a Charlie Brown/Snoopy tattoo... and a pickle.
(21:44:52) venisonvixen: my best friend and I are getting matching pickles.
(21:44:57) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:15) DKK5: I'm gonna get a tattoo of Charlie Brown and Snoopy with his red dog dick double teaming Peppermint Patty
(21:56:19) venisonvixen: The artist said it's an "F-U" to the world
(22:05:08) venisonvixen: My mother will have a heart attack if she sees this one.
(22:09:11) venisonvixen: She only gets mad because "Dr Zador said no tattoos"
(22:09:28) venisonvixen: I said, "Dr Zador was a pediatric endocrinologist. tattoos are illegal for kids."
(22:10:10) ngameratwork: doctor zador doctor zador. doctor zador doctor zador. ooooooooh doctor zador
(22:10:20) venisonvixen: Dr Zador was a tyrant.
(22:10:45) COME as u r337: I am boycotting Dr Zador from this day forward.
ID #572
Occurred: 18 Jun 2013
Submitted: 18 Jul 2013, 12:42 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (6 votes)
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(12:33:55) StinsonAtWork: we should stream a round of like... alec, woll, infil, and qb
(12:34:28) DrInvertigone: I would like that. :-)
(12:34:40) StinsonAtWork: I bet you would
(12:34:48) StinsonAtWork: considering none of those others can MT likely
(12:34:57) DrInvertigone: MT?
ID #571
Occurred: 23 May 2013
Submitted: 23 May 2013, 11:30 PM
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Rating: 2.889/4 (9 votes)
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(22:58:55) GoldenJimbo007: Ngamer around? He'll appreciate this
(22:59:57) GoldenJimbo007: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/479732_543854145661227_850382209_n.jpg
(23:00:46) GoldenJimbo007: He works a block away from where that pic was taken
(23:05:12) wheatontop: I'm sure he knows exactly where the building for kids is
(23:05:49) TopRogue7: no wonder it's always Ngameratwork
(23:17:23) CHATSTATSRobot3: hot ride Jimmers, did you snap that this aft?
(23:17:42) GoldenJimbo007: I didn't, my assistant did, but yeah
(23:21:57) CHATSTATSRobot3: wheat's correct, I know that Building for Kids well, it's just a block from where I am right now
(23:23:42) TopRogue7: you know it like the back of your hand, to the delight of the front of your hand
ID #570
Occurred: 27 Mar 2013
Submitted: 27 Mar 2013, 11:44 PM
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Rating: 2.778/4 (9 votes)
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*Alec's trying to lose some weight*
(23:34:05) GoldenJimbo007: Corey you need a huge teaching on how calories work and what foods are good etc
(23:34:08) GoldenJimbo007: WHEN to eat etc
(23:34:23) DrInvertigone: Please do, Jim. I need to get in good shape.
(23:35:21) GoldenJimbo007: Alright
(23:35:23) GoldenJimbo007: lets start with the basics
(23:35:26) GoldenJimbo007: WHAT is a calorie
(23:35:30) GoldenJimbo007: Why is it important
(23:35:36) DKK5: lol quiz
(23:35:55) DrInvertigone: Obviously something you need to have. It gives you energy. You cannot consume more than 3500 in a day or you gain weight, same goes if you burn 3500 of them.
(23:36:08) DKK5: rofl
(23:36:08) GoldenJimbo007: A calorie is a unit of energy, sure
(23:36:20) GoldenJimbo007: There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat, that's where you're getting that from
(23:36:30) GoldenJimbo007: Units of energy that go unburned in your body get stored as body fat
(23:36:41) GoldenJimbo007: And extra units of energy needing to be burned are taken from your stored body fat
(23:36:52) GoldenJimbo007: Fat has the highest concentration of energy of any food group, with 9 calories per gram of it
(23:36:57) GoldenJimbo007: Carbs have 4, protein have 4
(23:37:05) GoldenJimbo007: meh I'm done
(23:37:36) Thiradell: lol
(23:37:42) DKK5: loooool
ID #569
Occurred: 21 Feb 2013
Submitted: 23 Feb 2013, 6:45 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (10 votes)
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*Jimbo's been bragging about his new 100M internet connection on facebook*
Infil1212 (3:57:13 AM): he gets university internet at his house? how?
isthatagoodt (3:57:30 AM): the ISP has the infrastructure to support 100M but charges 10x more for it
isthatagoodt (3:57:47 AM): so normally jim buys a really cheap plan because he's cheap. instead he's pretending Ritch lives with him so he can get the student rate
wheatrich (4:10:20 AM): pretty sure those crying tears I'm hearing are infil's
TopRogue7 (4:11:51 AM): infil immediately moving to steal rach from jim
Infil1212 (4:13:13 AM): there are some things i wouldn't do, even for good internet
isthatagoodt (4:13:31 AM): well, would you pay $100/month for 100M down/50M up?
Infil1212 (4:14:19 AM): uhh... yes? lol
isthatagoodt (4:14:25 AM): well then
isthatagoodt (4:14:28 AM): jim has that option, but instead he's taking $10/mo
isthatagoodt (4:15:00 AM): but you're saying you wouldn't even do that when your only other option is what you have NOW?
Infil1212 (4:15:14 AM): no, the thing i wouldn't do for good internet is date rachel
Infil1212 (4:15:18 AM): as per youse
isthatagoodt (4:15:37 AM): ohhhhh
isthatagoodt (4:15:40 AM): i didnt read youse's line
Infil1212 (4:15:48 AM): few people do
HistoricToast (4:16:23 AM): can't believe the amount of disrespect on show here
HistoricToast (4:16:37 AM): for rach, for youse
isthatagoodt (4:16:47 AM): ehh, in Ritch's case
isthatagoodt (4:16:50 AM): she LOST the respect
isthatagoodt (4:16:58 AM): ....about 4 seconds after she stepped in here the first time
Infil1212 (4:17:04 AM): hi, my name is rachel
Infil1212 (4:17:10 AM): would you like to hear about my vaginal piercings?
isthatagoodt (4:17:26 AM): p much verbatim
HistoricToast (4:17:44 AM): p much masturbatin'
HistoricToast (4:18:33 AM): just thinking about those sweet sweet pussy lips dangling long, stretched from the weight of large metallic objects pincering her vapid flesh
wheatrich (4:18:52 AM): ok bloode gets the dreaded ignore
Infil1212 (4:19:17 AM): ffs
neo26988 (4:19:30 AM): ...
ID #568
Occurred: 3 Jan 2013
Submitted: 3 Jan 2013, 7:07 PM
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Rating: 1.700/4 (10 votes)
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(18:41:38) DrInvertigone: I've had dreams with other eliters I've never met. I have had a couple with Jim.
(18:48:46) DrInvertigone: I'll never forget the time when I got 20 seconds on Runway Agent.
(18:48:51) DrInvertigone: Setting an untied.
(18:48:55) DrInvertigone: This was back in 2006.
(18:49:31) HistoricToast: you'll never forget a dream you had about something that isn't possible in a game that doesn't matter...
ID #567
Occurred: 16 Dec 2012
Submitted: 16 Dec 2012, 10:01 PM
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(21:38:26) DrInvertigone: What's going on with the game? I am taping Ashley and JP's wedding in my room.
(21:38:40) GoldenJimbo007: You really just admitted that huh
(21:38:46) GoldenJimbo007: 49ers 14, Patriots 3
(21:39:16) wheatrich: alec showing us his feminine side
(21:39:38) DrInvertigone: I don't do reality TV except I just like The Bachelor for some reason.
(21:41:03) Infil1212: who the HECK is ashley and JP?
(21:41:21) DrInvertigone: It was the Bachelorette. Season 7.
(21:42:33) DrInvertigone: I would love to have my own season as The Bachelor.
(21:42:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:43:05) CieloAzor: I have a feeling America would love it as well
(21:44:33) DrInvertigone: I have many dates planned in mind if I was the Bachelor.
(21:45:02) Infil1212: french revolution-themed?
(21:46:02) Thiradell: like what, Al?
(21:46:13) DrInvertigone: Well. I want to go to San Antonio to visit the LBJ Library and his grave. I want to go to both the Baseball and Football Hall of Fame. I want to go to a taping of Jeopardy and once I am down to my final 6, I want to do a game of Mastermind with them. 2 minutes of their specialist subject, 2 and a half minutes to test their general knowledge.
(21:46:36) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:56) Infil1212: post of the year
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