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ID #577
Occurred: 7 Oct 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:24 PM
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Rating: 2.714/4 (7 votes)
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*Alec enters all excited after a baseball playoff game went 18 innings*

(12:08:43 AM) DrInvertigone has entered the room.
DrInvertigone (12:09:05 AM): Clayton Kershaw is honey and the Cardinals are bees. Zack Greinke is garlic and the Cardinals are vampires.
DrInvertigone (12:12:47 AM): I swear on my life Detroit's hitting is there, the starting pitching is there. But my oh my if the Tigers sat down and played Werewolf in the clubhouse the whole bullpen would be lynched on Day One.
isthatagoodt (12:10:09 AM): how did you handle 2 games at once going on for 6 innings
DrInvertigone (12:10:17 AM): I didn't.
DrInvertigone (12:10:23 AM): I don't have the splitscreen luxury.
DrInvertigone (12:10:30 AM): I watched all 18 innings of the Giants/Nats game.
DKK5 (12:48:02 AM): How is Alec still awake
DrInvertigone (12:49:00 AM): This thing, called Baseball. I just, can handle it. I am ready. Crazy Little Thing Called Baseball. And that, Mr. Kovaz, is why I'm still up.
Infilament (1:02:18 AM): what do you mean, "don't have the splitscreen luxury"
Infilament (1:02:21 AM): watch one of the games on your computer
Infilament (1:03:53 AM): we gotta teach you how to multitask, Al
DrInvertigone (1:04:15 AM): I'm breathing and typing at the same time. That's multitasking right there.
Infilament (1:04:45 AM): well, let's level you up to post-toddler multitasking next time
ID #576
Occurred: 30 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:20 PM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (6 votes)
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(23:31:20) Infilament: here's the pimp quote in case anyone missed it...
(23:31:23) Infilament: Jim Barrett: I'm naturally nice and flirtatious with women because I am a swag-monster with no actual interest in the girl. I could write a book to compete with Karl...
(23:31:59) Infilament: as a response to clemens posting something about how girls want to get with clemens because he's nice to them
(23:33:20) ngameratwork: don't know about the rest of the sentence but I CAN confirm in his pre-Ritch days he was capable of attracting the monsters of the GB bar scene
(23:33:37) isthatagoodt: how old is that quote
(23:33:52) DKK5: 10 hours or so?
(23:34:09) isthatagoodt: WHAT really
(23:34:14) isthatagoodt: how does ritch feel about it?
(23:34:58) DKK5: She's too busy getting a tatoo of a busty Jesus to care
(23:35:10) Infilament: so jim had to speak up about how HE can also get women to fawn all over him at will
(23:35:40) Infilament: and eise is involved somewhere along the line too
(23:35:52) Infilament: because that guy will always post on anything everywhere
(23:36:20) ngameratwork: the girls he was bringing home weren't exactly the '85 Bears, true, but they were the Monsters of the Mid-Waist
(23:36:46) DKK5: *groan*
(23:55:56) DKK5: okay I made a picture:
http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/general/swagmonster.png
ID #575
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:15 PM
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Rating: 3.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Nate texts Jimbo almost 100 times a day, is thinking about moving in with him*

GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:17 PM): Someday stinson will move here
GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:25 PM): And we will tear this city up
Thiradell (9:26:28 PM): I heard Stinson was happy with his job
GoldenJimbo007 (9:26:36 PM): He likes his work but hates his life
Infilament (9:26:48 PM): what better way to hate your life more than move in with jimbo
Infilament (9:26:55 PM): *high gives entire chat room*
Thiradell (9:27:00 PM): thank you for the high
GoldenJimbo007 (9:27:03 PM): Can you grab my cream please
GoldenJimbo007 (9:27:07 PM): For that BURN
ngameratwork (9:28:02 PM): could cut his phone bill in half by just whispering in your ear all day
Thiradell (9:28:21 PM): lol
BluelineGoddess (9:28:24 PM): dead
BluelineGoddess (9:31:22 PM): that was the mic drop for chat
ID #574
Occurred: 29 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:12 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*while boycotting the NFL over domestic abuse, Alec gets overly excited watching the meaningless final games of the baseball season between a bunch of already eliminated teams*

DrInvertigone (12:29:39 PM): So hard to continue my vegetarian run when I crave a BBQ burger right now, but I must persist.
DKK5 (12:30:15 PM): lol
DrInvertigone (12:43:24 PM): Seriously ready to start crying watching Jeter right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:26 PM): Jeter is at the plate right now.
DrInvertigone (1:24:33 PM): I ain't missing this for nothing.
DrInvertigone (1:26:26 PM): Such a special moment.
DrInvertigone (1:26:37 PM): Like I really have tried to hold back tears by watching Jeter today.

DrInvertigone (2:08:42 PM): What an amazing freaking catch by Jorge Soler!
DrInvertigone (2:11:26 PM): Great bunt by Valbuena!

DrInvertigone (2:12:43 PM): Have to stray away from the Cubs game for now. Zimmermann six outs away from no-hitting the Fish.
DrInvertigone (2:23:24 PM): 3 outs away!
DrInvertigone (2:34:29 PM): Can Jordan Zimmermann do it?
DrInvertigone (2:35:32 PM): This is so intense right now.
DrInvertigone (2:35:40 PM): 2-1 count.
DrInvertigone (2:35:48 PM): Zimmermann two outs away from a no-hitter.
isthatagoodt (2:36:14 PM): would you SERIOUSLY waste a strong pitcher to death in a game that means NOTHING
isthatagoodt (2:36:29 PM): in order to send him out for 5 innings of 5 run ball in a playoff loss?
isthatagoodt (2:37:31 PM): and a no hitter against a terrible team on the last day of the season isn't really that impressive
DrInvertigone (2:37:35 PM): ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
DrInvertigone (2:37:37 PM): WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrInvertigone (2:38:14 PM): DID I JUST SEE THAT?????
DrInvertigone (2:38:30 PM): MLB >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DrInvertigone (2:43:13 PM): Okay, I need to get up and walk around and calm down. I'm all shaken up from that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:45:53 PM): I'm just mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:45:57 PM): Completely mindblown.
DrInvertigone (2:46:06 PM): No way NFL could top something like that catch.
DrInvertigone (2:47:39 PM): I'm in shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:43 PM): Just in legit shock.
DrInvertigone (2:47:56 PM): So glad I'm not watching NFL.
DrInvertigone (3:04:12 PM): I need to breathe.
DrInvertigone (3:04:17 PM): I can't do it.
isthatagoodt (3:05:04 PM): if watching a game on TV causes you not to breathe, things are more serious than you know
DrInvertigone (3:05:36 PM): Well, not literally. Just shortness of breath, shock, having a hard time breathing normally right now.
BluelineGoddess (3:05:53 PM): Not really but *description of breathing troubles*
DrInvertigone (3:20:30 PM): Feel like I want to pass out.
DrInvertigone (3:20:40 PM): Just nauseous right now.
ID #573
Occurred: 19 Sep 2014
Submitted: 14 Oct 2014, 9:03 PM
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Rating: 2.500/4 (6 votes)
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*Ritch is talking about the new matching "cartoon devil with an erection" tattoos her and her friend got last month*

(21:37:56) Infilament: Third, would you get a Satan tattoo spread across your chest on a dare?
(21:38:08) venisonvixen: My satan tattoo has a penis.
(21:38:16) Infilament: right, it has to have a penis too
(21:38:28) venisonvixen: It's adorbs though :)
(21:38:52) Thiradell: on a dare?
(21:38:59) Thiradell: you should've asked me if I would for $10,000
(21:39:34) Infilament: didn't your best friend get the same tattoo in the last month, rachel
(21:39:54) Infilament: because you strapped your friend to the tattoo chair and held a gun?
(21:40:13) venisonvixen: No
(21:40:33) venisonvixen: we dared each other to get matching surprise tattoos
(21:40:38) venisonvixen: and not look till it was done. artist's choice
(21:41:06) ngameratwork: artist's choice for something on your body for the rest of your life, holy smokes
(21:41:07) Infilament: you got satan's penis on your body without knowing it?
(21:41:21) COME as u r337: thats usually how it happens, infil
(21:41:31) BluelineGoddess: tampons - satan's cottony fingers
(21:41:31) DKK5: here's the thing Infil, devils with erections are a big part of my life
(21:42:56) COME as u r337: Rach, will you get a tattoo of Jimbo's pushup pic?
(21:44:33) TopRogue7: she already has a picture of satan and his penis, come
(21:44:34) venisonvixen: I'll get a Charlie Brown/Snoopy tattoo... and a pickle.
(21:44:52) venisonvixen: my best friend and I are getting matching pickles.
(21:44:57) Thiradell: lol
(21:46:15) DKK5: I'm gonna get a tattoo of Charlie Brown and Snoopy with his red dog dick double teaming Peppermint Patty
(21:56:19) venisonvixen: The artist said it's an "F-U" to the world
(22:05:08) venisonvixen: My mother will have a heart attack if she sees this one.
(22:09:11) venisonvixen: She only gets mad because "Dr Zador said no tattoos"
(22:09:28) venisonvixen: I said, "Dr Zador was a pediatric endocrinologist. tattoos are illegal for kids."
(22:10:10) ngameratwork: doctor zador doctor zador. doctor zador doctor zador. ooooooooh doctor zador
(22:10:20) venisonvixen: Dr Zador was a tyrant.
(22:10:45) COME as u r337: I am boycotting Dr Zador from this day forward.
ID #572
Occurred: 18 Jun 2013
Submitted: 18 Jul 2013, 12:42 PM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (6 votes)
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(12:33:55) StinsonAtWork: we should stream a round of like... alec, woll, infil, and qb
(12:34:28) DrInvertigone: I would like that. :-)
(12:34:40) StinsonAtWork: I bet you would
(12:34:48) StinsonAtWork: considering none of those others can MT likely
(12:34:57) DrInvertigone: MT?
ID #571
Occurred: 23 May 2013
Submitted: 23 May 2013, 11:30 PM
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Rating: 2.889/4 (9 votes)
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(22:58:55) GoldenJimbo007: Ngamer around? He'll appreciate this
(22:59:57) GoldenJimbo007: https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/479732_543854145661227_850382209_n.jpg
(23:00:46) GoldenJimbo007: He works a block away from where that pic was taken
(23:05:12) wheatontop: I'm sure he knows exactly where the building for kids is
(23:05:49) TopRogue7: no wonder it's always Ngameratwork
(23:17:23) CHATSTATSRobot3: hot ride Jimmers, did you snap that this aft?
(23:17:42) GoldenJimbo007: I didn't, my assistant did, but yeah
(23:21:57) CHATSTATSRobot3: wheat's correct, I know that Building for Kids well, it's just a block from where I am right now
(23:23:42) TopRogue7: you know it like the back of your hand, to the delight of the front of your hand
ID #570
Occurred: 27 Mar 2013
Submitted: 27 Mar 2013, 11:44 PM
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Rating: 2.778/4 (9 votes)
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*Alec's trying to lose some weight*
(23:34:05) GoldenJimbo007: Corey you need a huge teaching on how calories work and what foods are good etc
(23:34:08) GoldenJimbo007: WHEN to eat etc
(23:34:23) DrInvertigone: Please do, Jim. I need to get in good shape.
(23:35:21) GoldenJimbo007: Alright
(23:35:23) GoldenJimbo007: lets start with the basics
(23:35:26) GoldenJimbo007: WHAT is a calorie
(23:35:30) GoldenJimbo007: Why is it important
(23:35:36) DKK5: lol quiz
(23:35:55) DrInvertigone: Obviously something you need to have. It gives you energy. You cannot consume more than 3500 in a day or you gain weight, same goes if you burn 3500 of them.
(23:36:08) DKK5: rofl
(23:36:08) GoldenJimbo007: A calorie is a unit of energy, sure
(23:36:20) GoldenJimbo007: There are 3500 calories in a pound of fat, that's where you're getting that from
(23:36:30) GoldenJimbo007: Units of energy that go unburned in your body get stored as body fat
(23:36:41) GoldenJimbo007: And extra units of energy needing to be burned are taken from your stored body fat
(23:36:52) GoldenJimbo007: Fat has the highest concentration of energy of any food group, with 9 calories per gram of it
(23:36:57) GoldenJimbo007: Carbs have 4, protein have 4
(23:37:05) GoldenJimbo007: meh I'm done
(23:37:36) Thiradell: lol
(23:37:42) DKK5: loooool
ID #569
Occurred: 21 Feb 2013
Submitted: 23 Feb 2013, 6:45 PM
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Rating: 2.800/4 (10 votes)
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*Jimbo's been bragging about his new 100M internet connection on facebook*
Infil1212 (3:57:13 AM): he gets university internet at his house? how?
isthatagoodt (3:57:30 AM): the ISP has the infrastructure to support 100M but charges 10x more for it
isthatagoodt (3:57:47 AM): so normally jim buys a really cheap plan because he's cheap. instead he's pretending Ritch lives with him so he can get the student rate
wheatrich (4:10:20 AM): pretty sure those crying tears I'm hearing are infil's
TopRogue7 (4:11:51 AM): infil immediately moving to steal rach from jim
Infil1212 (4:13:13 AM): there are some things i wouldn't do, even for good internet
isthatagoodt (4:13:31 AM): well, would you pay $100/month for 100M down/50M up?
Infil1212 (4:14:19 AM): uhh... yes? lol
isthatagoodt (4:14:25 AM): well then
isthatagoodt (4:14:28 AM): jim has that option, but instead he's taking $10/mo
isthatagoodt (4:15:00 AM): but you're saying you wouldn't even do that when your only other option is what you have NOW?
Infil1212 (4:15:14 AM): no, the thing i wouldn't do for good internet is date rachel
Infil1212 (4:15:18 AM): as per youse
isthatagoodt (4:15:37 AM): ohhhhh
isthatagoodt (4:15:40 AM): i didnt read youse's line
Infil1212 (4:15:48 AM): few people do
HistoricToast (4:16:23 AM): can't believe the amount of disrespect on show here
HistoricToast (4:16:37 AM): for rach, for youse
isthatagoodt (4:16:47 AM): ehh, in Ritch's case
isthatagoodt (4:16:50 AM): she LOST the respect
isthatagoodt (4:16:58 AM): ....about 4 seconds after she stepped in here the first time
Infil1212 (4:17:04 AM): hi, my name is rachel
Infil1212 (4:17:10 AM): would you like to hear about my vaginal piercings?
isthatagoodt (4:17:26 AM): p much verbatim
HistoricToast (4:17:44 AM): p much masturbatin'
HistoricToast (4:18:33 AM): just thinking about those sweet sweet pussy lips dangling long, stretched from the weight of large metallic objects pincering her vapid flesh
wheatrich (4:18:52 AM): ok bloode gets the dreaded ignore
Infil1212 (4:19:17 AM): ffs
neo26988 (4:19:30 AM): ...
ID #568
Occurred: 3 Jan 2013
Submitted: 3 Jan 2013, 7:07 PM
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Rating: 1.700/4 (10 votes)
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(18:41:38) DrInvertigone: I've had dreams with other eliters I've never met. I have had a couple with Jim.
(18:48:46) DrInvertigone: I'll never forget the time when I got 20 seconds on Runway Agent.
(18:48:51) DrInvertigone: Setting an untied.
(18:48:55) DrInvertigone: This was back in 2006.
(18:49:31) HistoricToast: you'll never forget a dream you had about something that isn't possible in a game that doesn't matter...
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