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ID #88
Occurred: Apr 03 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.938/4 (32 votes)
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wheatrich, why do you take personal offence at this? Youll probably resign from your job in later life, just because your workmate put a whoopee-cushion under your seat
~ Harvey Manhood
ID #87
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.191/4 (42 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (10:48:38 PM): Hold 'em is cool when you bet that the worst hand out of 5 people has to hug this retard at school.
COME as u r337 (10:49:13 PM): so who ended up hugging you?
ID #86
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.032/4 (31 votes)
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You see, I was torn up beyond belief (stupid-drunk). As I lay there with my face cradled against the inside of the toilet seat, I suddenly realized there was a problem. I thought, "This is very unsanitary."
~ Derek Clark
ID #85
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.414/4 (29 votes)
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Go be gay somewhere else, preferably a coffin.
~ Come
ID #84
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.069/4 (29 votes)
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Look at me! I'm a gay bricklayer! Oh no, someone's dying over there! I'll go lay bricks all over them, thus making me important! I know a the cure for aids; laying bricks, of course! Geeze, if I didn't exist, the world would be NOTHING!
~ Tyler Probert
ID #83
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.966/4 (29 votes)
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Yeah, Stephen Hawking is so gay... one time I rode in this cold fusion space shuttle he developed and all of the bathrooms in it had those really wide doors and handlebars next to the toilet to hold on to to get back up... Gosh, it was gay.
~ Bryan Youse
ID #82
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.594/4 (32 votes)
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GoldeneyGuy007: BA is the most useless thing EVAR!
Cereal Fetish: YOU'RE the most useless thing ever
GoldeneyeGuy007: Food don't make me have to get myself kicked out again...
ID #81
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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Wouter: Everybody knows I'm a woman.
rpauk: God doesn't yet.
Neo: He does, he's just being polite and doesn't want to say anything.
ID #80
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.100/4 (30 votes)
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GoldeneyeGuy007: Damn, I want to visit Ngamer
comeasur337: I'm just gonna go sleep in his backyard
Mr Food 6684: I'll sleep on his roof
Mr Food 6684: And pee down his chimney
ID #79
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.875/4 (32 votes)
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Nemesis7891: Go, Maryland!11!!!
*OnlineHost*: Nemesis7891 rolled Jimbo's mom over and fucked her ass
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