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ID #56
Occurred: Jan 09 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.128/4 (39 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (11:53:22 PM): wouldn't that be a sweet band name?
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:24 PM): Child Porn
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:33 PM): "last night i saw Child Porn! it was awesome!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:42 PM): "Child Porn is the coolest!"
Neo26988 (11:53:46 PM): "I got us two tickets to Child Porn!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:53:50 PM): "Child Porn @#%$ rocks!"
Im Ngamer (11:54:07 PM): that WOULD be sweet
COME as u r337 (11:54:15 PM): go to school with a Child Porn t-shirt
Neo26988 (11:54:25 PM): "Man, I wish I was one of Child Porn"
Im Ngamer (11:54:32 PM): no, that doesn't work
Im Ngamer (11:55:00 PM): "Did you guys see Child Porn on MTV last night?!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:10 PM): "new Child Porn video out!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:18 PM): "Child Porn, national sensation"
Neo26988 (11:55:23 PM): Child Porn merchandise
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:26 PM): "Everyone loves Child Porn!"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:34 PM): "From kids to adults"
COME as u r337 (11:55:40 PM): would they be on Virgin Records?
Neo26988 (11:55:46 PM): Child Porn is the biggest thing since sliced breads
Neo26988 (11:55:51 PM): Child Porn for all ages!
Im Ngamer (11:56:26 PM): "Are our children influenced by Child Porn?"
GoldenGreg007 (11:55:58 PM): virgin records
Neo26988 (11:56:05 PM): Either that or Jackson Records
Neo26988 (11:56:09 PM): if you know what I mean
COME as u r337 (11:56:34 PM): if you mean that you arent funny.. then i know it
Neo26988 (11:56:48 PM): faggot
Neo26988 (11:56:53 PM): I hate you Come
Neo26988 (11:56:53 PM): I HATE YOU
(11:57:01 PM) Neo26988 has left the room.
ID #55
Occurred: Jan 08 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (12:22:37 AM): she works at steak n shake
COME as u r337 (12:22:47 AM): and we used to go in there like.. every other night during high school
COME as u r337 (12:22:51 AM): and she was bitchy all the time
COME as u r337 (12:22:54 AM): and mean to us
COME as u r337 (12:23:07 AM): so we'd leave her tips.. by writing on the napkins
COME as u r337 (12:23:13 AM): like.. "cheap meat costs less"
COME as u r337 (12:23:20 AM): "loose belt brings no pants"
COME as u r337 (12:23:24 AM): stuff like that
COME as u r337 (12:23:30 AM): she kicked us out like. all the time
Im Ngamer (12:24:17 AM): man... those are great tips
Im Ngamer (12:24:22 AM): way over 15%, I'd say
ID #54
Occurred: Jan 05 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.533/4 (30 votes)
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katslover42 (12:08:40 PM): Is there a reason why some people just camp in here?
COME as u r337 (12:08:49 PM): camp?
Im Ngamer (12:08:59 PM): so they don't miss a minute of excitement
COME as u r337 (12:09:07 PM): *pitches a tent... in his pants*
katslover42 (12:09:26 PM): Is that a pup tent?
COME as u r337 (12:09:35 PM): its a special tent
COME as u r337 (12:09:44 PM): with reserved seating for your mom
ID #53
Occurred: Jan 03 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.304/4 (46 votes)
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(5:15:25 PM) GoldeneyeGuy007 has entered the room.
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:28 PM): WHO PUT A @#%$ PICKET SIGN ON MY FRONT LAWN??
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:30 PM): @#%$ you Food
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:35 PM): Or Ngamer
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:37 PM): Or come for that matter
COME as u r337 (5:15:49 PM): what did it say?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:15:52 PM): @#%$ you
COME as u r337 (5:15:56 PM): what?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:04 PM): Shut up dude
COME as u r337 (5:16:09 PM): wtf?
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:31 PM): Someone put a picket sign on my front lawn that says "Jimbo is teh gay"
GoldeneyeGuy007 (5:16:33 PM): NASCAR'D!
ID #52
Occurred: Jan 01 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.839/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (12:17:52 AM): I've decorated my current cage and everything
Cereal Fetish (12:18:04 AM): Not even a hovercage?
Neo26988 (12:18:30 AM): omfg
(little later)
(12:25:15 AM) NeosHoverCage has entered the room.
NeosHoverCage (12:25:20 AM): *makes humming noise*
ID #51
Occurred: Dec 31 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (33 votes)
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ParagonX9 (6:02:37 PM): someone said this was their top choice for method of suicide
ParagonX9 (6:02:42 PM): "I'd inject a lethal amount of heroin into a clown, and then eat him."
ID #50
Occurred: Dec 29 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (29 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:34:42 AM): Better than sex
Cereal Fetish (2:34:45 AM): With a watermelon
Was He DUpgamer (2:34:54 AM): *pondering*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:08 AM): Not...that...I've ever done...that sort of thing
Cyber1166 (2:35:25 AM): hm... I suppose... after you already cut it in half
Cereal Fetish (2:35:39 AM): Over the summer there was a huge bin of them in the back room of my job
Cyber1166 (2:35:41 AM): it'd be pretty hard otherwise
Cereal Fetish (2:35:44 AM): I was like...*idea*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:50 AM): I could eat them all!
Was He DUpgamer (2:35:58 AM): LOL
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:06 AM): misdirection
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:17 AM): and no... you couldn't
Cereal Fetish (2:36:25 AM): I know...that's what made me sad
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:33 AM): so you raped them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:39 AM): instead
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:42 AM): bcs of the frustration
Cereal Fetish (2:36:45 AM): And I could do that to all of them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:54 AM): and you taped on a drawing you made on a napkin of ...Neo
Cereal Fetish (2:37:17 AM): Yeah, it was in pretty bad shape after the first few thrusts
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:18 AM): and you said "who's "the one" NOW bitch!!!"
Cereal Fetish (2:37:27 AM): so i started drawing directly on the watermelons themselves
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:40 AM): what a visual
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:45 AM): watermelons with smily faces
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:52 AM): or like...
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:55 AM): O faces
Cyber1166 (2:37:58 AM): oh, it wasn't the faces he drew
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:15 AM): NICE.
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:27 AM): *throws tact on floor and steps on it*
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:30 AM): that won't be coming back
ID #49
Occurred: Dec 28 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:13:46 PM): Why did my closed captioning say "Top of sexual sexual"
COME as u r337 (2:13:58 PM): what are you watching?
Cereal Fetish (2:14:08 PM): Cowboys/Saints
COME as u r337 (2:14:49 PM): the guys in the closed captioning booth must be watching pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:14:59 PM): that would be the best job ever
COME as u r337 (2:15:07 PM): to do closed captioning for pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:15:14 PM): (moaning)
COME as u r337 (2:15:21 PM): (moaning louder)
COME as u r337 (2:15:32 PM): (grunting)
ID #48
Occurred: Dec 27 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (11:54:20 PM): What's the biggest cash prize...thing...you Americans have had for a lotto?
COME as u r337 (11:54:38 PM): the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:04 PM): you mean...someone one a trip to the moon?
COME as u r337 (11:55:08 PM): no
COME as u r337 (11:55:11 PM): they won the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:16 PM): no, they didn't
COME as u r337 (11:55:21 PM): yes, they did
Neo26988 (11:55:22 PM): what's the biggest CASH prize
Neo26988 (11:55:29 PM): not an object like the moon
COME as u r337 (11:55:30 PM): they traded it in for cash
ID #47
Occurred: Dec 26 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.536/4 (28 votes)
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Shade JF 666 (12:54:08 AM): I'll put Pavla on the site.
Neo26988 (12:54:52 AM): we had Pavla for dessert the other night
Neo26988 (12:55:00 AM): wait, my bad, that was Pavlova
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