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ID #51
Occurred: Dec 31 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.333/4 (33 votes)
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ParagonX9 (6:02:37 PM): someone said this was their top choice for method of suicide
ParagonX9 (6:02:42 PM): "I'd inject a lethal amount of heroin into a clown, and then eat him."
ID #50
Occurred: Dec 29 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.000/4 (29 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:34:42 AM): Better than sex
Cereal Fetish (2:34:45 AM): With a watermelon
Was He DUpgamer (2:34:54 AM): *pondering*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:08 AM): Not...that...I've ever done...that sort of thing
Cyber1166 (2:35:25 AM): hm... I suppose... after you already cut it in half
Cereal Fetish (2:35:39 AM): Over the summer there was a huge bin of them in the back room of my job
Cyber1166 (2:35:41 AM): it'd be pretty hard otherwise
Cereal Fetish (2:35:44 AM): I was like...*idea*
Cereal Fetish (2:35:50 AM): I could eat them all!
Was He DUpgamer (2:35:58 AM): LOL
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:06 AM): misdirection
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:17 AM): and no... you couldn't
Cereal Fetish (2:36:25 AM): I know...that's what made me sad
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:33 AM): so you raped them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:39 AM): instead
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:42 AM): bcs of the frustration
Cereal Fetish (2:36:45 AM): And I could do that to all of them
Was He DUpgamer (2:36:54 AM): and you taped on a drawing you made on a napkin of ...Neo
Cereal Fetish (2:37:17 AM): Yeah, it was in pretty bad shape after the first few thrusts
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:18 AM): and you said "who's "the one" NOW bitch!!!"
Cereal Fetish (2:37:27 AM): so i started drawing directly on the watermelons themselves
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:40 AM): what a visual
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:45 AM): watermelons with smily faces
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:52 AM): or like...
Was He DUpgamer (2:37:55 AM): O faces
Cyber1166 (2:37:58 AM): oh, it wasn't the faces he drew
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:15 AM): NICE.
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:27 AM): *throws tact on floor and steps on it*
Was He DUpgamer (2:38:30 AM): that won't be coming back
ID #49
Occurred: Dec 28 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.367/4 (30 votes)
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Cereal Fetish (2:13:46 PM): Why did my closed captioning say "Top of sexual sexual"
COME as u r337 (2:13:58 PM): what are you watching?
Cereal Fetish (2:14:08 PM): Cowboys/Saints
COME as u r337 (2:14:49 PM): the guys in the closed captioning booth must be watching pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:14:59 PM): that would be the best job ever
COME as u r337 (2:15:07 PM): to do closed captioning for pr0n
COME as u r337 (2:15:14 PM): (moaning)
COME as u r337 (2:15:21 PM): (moaning louder)
COME as u r337 (2:15:32 PM): (grunting)
ID #48
Occurred: Dec 27 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.613/4 (31 votes)
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Neo26988 (11:54:20 PM): What's the biggest cash prize...thing...you Americans have had for a lotto?
COME as u r337 (11:54:38 PM): the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:04 PM): you mean...someone one a trip to the moon?
COME as u r337 (11:55:08 PM): no
COME as u r337 (11:55:11 PM): they won the moon
Neo26988 (11:55:16 PM): no, they didn't
COME as u r337 (11:55:21 PM): yes, they did
Neo26988 (11:55:22 PM): what's the biggest CASH prize
Neo26988 (11:55:29 PM): not an object like the moon
COME as u r337 (11:55:30 PM): they traded it in for cash
ID #47
Occurred: Dec 26 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.536/4 (28 votes)
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Shade JF 666 (12:54:08 AM): I'll put Pavla on the site.
Neo26988 (12:54:52 AM): we had Pavla for dessert the other night
Neo26988 (12:55:00 AM): wait, my bad, that was Pavlova
ID #46
Occurred: Dec 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (12:56:44 AM): and you smell like a kangaroo's pouch
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:48 AM): but we all have problems
Neo26988 (12:56:55 AM): that's because I tied my kangaroo up before
Neo26988 (12:56:59 AM): and he started licking me
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:02 AM): omfg
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:06 AM): you have a kangaroo really?
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:09 AM): please say yes!
Neo26988 (12:57:09 AM): yeah
Cyber1166 (12:57:24 AM): I thought you just kept them in the house?
Neo26988 (12:58:34 AM): we do, I had to put the kangaroo out
Neo26988 (12:58:41 AM): cause my cats kept ganging up on him
Neo26988 (12:58:44 AM): poor thing :(
Neo26988 (12:59:17 AM): we dress him up as Santa on Christmas
Neo26988 (12:59:20 AM): it's funny
Neo26988 (12:59:26 AM): the hats too big for him and he keeps running into shit
Neo26988 (12:59:56 AM): my brother gave him a bucket of liquor one day...
COME as u r337 (1:00:02 AM): hahahahha
Cyber1166 (1:00:13 AM): stick with the kangaroo stuff, you're on fire
COME as u r337 (1:00:15 AM): making up stories about a kangaroo you dont have is the coolest thing youve ever done neo
ID #45
Occurred: Dec 16 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
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10:03:32 AM) YourElitenessPD has left the room.
(10:03:38 AM) YourElitenessPD has entered the room.
YourElitenessPD (10:03:40 AM): *gasp*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:43 AM): It's just you and me big boy
Cereal Fetish (10:03:45 AM): Dammit
YourElitenessPD (10:03:50 AM): *horrified*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:54 AM): *suspiciously moves away from Jon*
Cereal Fetish (10:04:00 AM): :-[
Cereal Fetish (10:04:18 AM): He tried to hit me in the mouth with his face
Cyber1166 (10:05:35 AM): whoops! sorry about that
Cyber1166 (10:06:12 AM): I thought you gave me the go-ahead
Cereal Fetish (10:06:22 AM): (I did)
Cereal Fetish (10:06:36 AM): (But YE is here, so I have to act like I didn't)
ID #44
Occurred: 10 Jan 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.821/4 (28 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:51:10 PM): I'm gonna IM that site to paragon
YourElitenessPD (6:51:21 PM): What site?
COME as u r337 (6:51:28 PM): www.wwujd.com
Cyber1166 (6:52:49 PM): erm... why would Paragon care?
YourElitenessPD (6:53:12 PM): Shh... just sit and watch their warning levels increase
COME as u r337 (6:53:15 PM): i duno
COME as u r337 (6:53:19 PM): ive never talked to him
COME as u r337 (6:53:22 PM): and it would just be cool
ID #43
Occurred: Dec 21 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.071/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:16:17 AM): say kats
Im Ngamer (12:16:24 AM): how often do you and kat play...
katslover42 (12:16:28 AM): Play what?
Im Ngamer (12:16:30 AM): Starcraft?
katslover42 (12:16:33 AM): Never
COME as u r337 (12:16:33 AM): hide the dildo?
katslover42 (12:16:41 AM): Hide the dildo my ass...
katslover42 (12:16:43 AM): I mean..
COME as u r337 (12:16:53 AM): that IS where I hid it!
katslover42 (12:18:37 AM): Ok, so what was just nominated..?
Im Ngamer (12:18:51 AM): the general dildo thing
COME as u r337 (12:19:05 AM): general dildo? i thought we dressed it as an admiral!
Im Ngamer (12:19:27 AM): Colonel, was my understanding
ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
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