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ID #46
Occurred: Dec 20 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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GoldenGreg007 (12:56:44 AM): and you smell like a kangaroo's pouch
GoldenGreg007 (12:56:48 AM): but we all have problems
Neo26988 (12:56:55 AM): that's because I tied my kangaroo up before
Neo26988 (12:56:59 AM): and he started licking me
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:02 AM): omfg
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:06 AM): you have a kangaroo really?
GoldenGreg007 (12:57:09 AM): please say yes!
Neo26988 (12:57:09 AM): yeah
Cyber1166 (12:57:24 AM): I thought you just kept them in the house?
Neo26988 (12:58:34 AM): we do, I had to put the kangaroo out
Neo26988 (12:58:41 AM): cause my cats kept ganging up on him
Neo26988 (12:58:44 AM): poor thing :(
Neo26988 (12:59:17 AM): we dress him up as Santa on Christmas
Neo26988 (12:59:20 AM): it's funny
Neo26988 (12:59:26 AM): the hats too big for him and he keeps running into shit
Neo26988 (12:59:56 AM): my brother gave him a bucket of liquor one day...
COME as u r337 (1:00:02 AM): hahahahha
Cyber1166 (1:00:13 AM): stick with the kangaroo stuff, you're on fire
COME as u r337 (1:00:15 AM): making up stories about a kangaroo you dont have is the coolest thing youve ever done neo
ID #45
Occurred: Dec 16 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.690/4 (29 votes)
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10:03:32 AM) YourElitenessPD has left the room.
(10:03:38 AM) YourElitenessPD has entered the room.
YourElitenessPD (10:03:40 AM): *gasp*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:43 AM): It's just you and me big boy
Cereal Fetish (10:03:45 AM): Dammit
YourElitenessPD (10:03:50 AM): *horrified*
Cereal Fetish (10:03:54 AM): *suspiciously moves away from Jon*
Cereal Fetish (10:04:00 AM): :-[
Cereal Fetish (10:04:18 AM): He tried to hit me in the mouth with his face
Cyber1166 (10:05:35 AM): whoops! sorry about that
Cyber1166 (10:06:12 AM): I thought you gave me the go-ahead
Cereal Fetish (10:06:22 AM): (I did)
Cereal Fetish (10:06:36 AM): (But YE is here, so I have to act like I didn't)
ID #44
Occurred: Dec 12 2003
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.821/4 (28 votes)
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COME as u r337 (6:51:10 PM): I'm gonna IM that site to paragon
YourElitenessPD (6:51:21 PM): What site?
COME as u r337 (6:51:28 PM): www.wwujd.com
Cyber1166 (6:52:49 PM): erm... why would Paragon care?
YourElitenessPD (6:53:12 PM): Shh... just sit and watch their warning levels increase
COME as u r337 (6:53:15 PM): i duno
COME as u r337 (6:53:19 PM): ive never talked to him
COME as u r337 (6:53:22 PM): and it would just be cool
ID #43
Occurred: Dec 21 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.071/4 (28 votes)
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Im Ngamer (12:16:17 AM): say kats
Im Ngamer (12:16:24 AM): how often do you and kat play...
katslover42 (12:16:28 AM): Play what?
Im Ngamer (12:16:30 AM): Starcraft?
katslover42 (12:16:33 AM): Never
COME as u r337 (12:16:33 AM): hide the dildo?
katslover42 (12:16:41 AM): Hide the dildo my ass...
katslover42 (12:16:43 AM): I mean..
COME as u r337 (12:16:53 AM): that IS where I hid it!
katslover42 (12:18:37 AM): Ok, so what was just nominated..?
Im Ngamer (12:18:51 AM): the general dildo thing
COME as u r337 (12:19:05 AM): general dildo? i thought we dressed it as an admiral!
Im Ngamer (12:19:27 AM): Colonel, was my understanding
ID #42
Occurred: Dec 24 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.677/4 (31 votes)
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BadassFal (11:25:55 AM): brb guys, gotta pick girlfriend up
Rshepherd1000 (11:27:05 AM): she that drunk already?
ID #41
Occurred: Dec 26 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.214/4 (28 votes)
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(9:42:10 PM) holycatholique has entered the room.
katslover42 (9:42:56 PM): Holycatholique, Batman!
ID #40
Occurred: Dec 27 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:21 PM): well, I once worked on the tech support desk in the IT department for the blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:39 PM): anyway some guy found the URL for some other blinds company
Stickmansam 1024 (12:16:47 PM): it was www.blindsexpress.com
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:03 PM): I really think they needed a hyphen in there
katslover42 (12:17:04 PM): Blind Sex Press!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:13 PM): blinds-express, maybe
darkako1 (12:17:17 PM): ha
katslover42 (12:17:18 PM): We make erotica...in braile!
Stickmansam 1024 (12:17:20 PM): genius
ID #39
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.867/4 (30 votes)
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katslover42 (9:32:40 PM): Take a bow.
katslover42 (9:32:43 PM): And shoot me with it.
COME as u r337 (9:32:47 PM): Jon, you take a bow.
COME as u r337 (9:32:58 PM): I'll continue standing, behind you.. naked
ID #38
Occurred: Dec 28 2004
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.594/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (9:17:58 PM): Jon!
YourElitenessPD (9:17:58 PM): Help me!
YourElitenessPD (9:18:05 PM): Which one should I choose?
MiG144MFI (9:18:11 PM): Jon, what happened to that chatroom points?
Im Ngamer (9:18:32 PM): still going Trent!
Im Ngamer (9:18:38 PM): do something cool and earn one!
YourElitenessPD (9:18:34 PM): Hah, everyone goes crazy when Jon comes back
YourElitenessPD (9:18:43 PM): OMG JON! Pick me! Pick me!
Im Ngamer (9:18:44 PM): they OUGHT to
Im Ngamer (9:18:57 PM): one at a time, kiddies!
Im Ngamer (9:19:06 PM): now, line up and you can all sit on my lap
Stickmansam 1024 (9:19:36 PM): wait a second, that beard is fake
Stickmansam 1024 (9:19:40 PM): you're not Santa
Im Ngamer (9:19:47 PM): hey!
katslover42 (9:19:44 PM): And your pants are wet...
katslover42 (9:19:51 PM): As are mine...
i337o (9:19:51 PM): and something is digging into my leg
Im Ngamer (9:19:52 PM): stop observing things!
ID #37
Occurred: Jan 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.567/4 (30 votes)
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stankmonkeylove (7:51:58 PM): i could type with my penis
stankmonkeylove (7:52:01 PM): like uber fast
Isuxor (7:53:15 PM): I just use mine to hit space bar. THAWP
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