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ID #36
Occurred: Jan 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.300/4 (30 votes)
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Im Ngamer (3:05:29 AM): FW, great attempt though! you were right in the running today
Im Ngamer (3:05:48 AM): were in the final 3, along with kat's comment on kingpin
Im Ngamer (3:06:00 AM): I liked them all, so someone else made the final decision
katslover42 (3:06:20 AM): Damn you, YE.
katslover42 (3:06:25 AM): I could have been two ahead of Come.
failurewarningV1 (3:06:39 AM): *shakes fist*
katslover42 (3:07:12 AM): *slides dick into FW's fist...sneakily*
ID #35
Occurred: Jan 10 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.035/4 (29 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:14:38 AM): nay, I can't talk to Boss because he's blocked
Im Ngamer (1:15:03 AM): I don't think I need to go into why
Im Ngamer (1:17:20 AM): (ask anyways)
YourElitenessPD (1:17:30 AM): Why?
Im Ngamer (1:19:07 AM): he insulted my garden!
YourElitenessPD (1:19:34 AM): Your garden sucks!
Im Ngamer (1:19:48 AM): oh man
Im Ngamer (1:20:10 AM): if this were an IM window, you'd be blocked so fast your head would still be spinning
Im Ngamer (1:20:19 AM): on the CARPET
Im Ngamer (1:20:36 AM): (implying it'd no longer be attached to your neck)
Im Ngamer (1:21:05 AM): (not that you'd be break dancing like a maniac)
ID #34
Occurred: Jan 12 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.667/4 (30 votes)
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potato1man12 (11:39:22 PM): I have a house mix of jimmy crack corn
katslover42 (11:39:32 PM): I don't care.
ID #33
Occurred: Jan 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.567/4 (30 votes)
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FoodsHoverCage (1:24:51 PM): Haircut, work, sleep, all that good stuff
(1:25:00 PM) FoodsHoverCage has left the room.
Im Ngamer (1:25:11 PM): 1:30 in the aft and he's already thinking about sleep
COME as u r337 (1:25:40 PM): i slept horribly.. it was too hot in here, but when i opened the window it was either rainy or cold
failurewarningV1 (1:26:24 PM): or that wierd man in the trenchcoat kept looking in
COME as u r337 (1:26:32 PM): I'm on the 2nd floor.
COME as u r337 (1:26:37 PM): he'd have to be 14 feet tall.
Im Ngamer (1:26:58 PM): *puts away stilts*
COME as u r337 (1:27:20 PM): Jon, don't play with your sex toys in front of the children
COME as u r337 (1:28:43 PM): you don't wanna know where he "puts them away"
COME as u r337 (1:29:02 PM): just realise that it requires a lot of grease and an air cannon
ID #32
Occurred: Jan 16 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.943/4 (35 votes)
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Ultimate G2000 (12:16:07 PM): rickers, wanna make a food run?
Ultimate M2000 (12:16:18 PM): now?
Ultimate G2000 (12:16:26 PM): kinda hungry dude
Ultimate M2000 (12:16:38 PM): ok
(12:16:42 PM) Ultimate M2000 has left the room.
COME as u r337 (12:17:17 PM): we need ultimate L, F, A, and O, so we can have ultimate LMFGAO
GoldenGreg007 (12:17:32 PM): yes
GoldenGreg007 (12:17:54 PM): i want to be ultimate F
Im Ngamer (12:18:47 PM): my MOM thought you were Ultimate F last night
Im Ngamer (12:18:50 PM): wait...
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:53 PM): hahahahahahha
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:55 PM): yeah!
GoldenGreg007 (12:18:59 PM): got you good, jon
Im Ngamer (12:19:03 PM): dang it
ID #31
Occurred: Jan 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.484/4 (31 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (4:28:40 PM): Well, seriously though, whose benefit is that for?
Im Ngamer (4:29:10 PM): no benefit Sam, it's just what they do
Im Ngamer (4:29:26 PM): that, din mor stuff, and calling people gay in Swedish
Stickmansam 1024 (4:29:46 PM): *remembers why he left*
i337o (4:29:58 PM): *knows why you are going to leave*
(4:30:04 PM) Stickmansam 1024 has left the room.
ShadowZeroPD (4:30:09 PM): lol
OLLE boll e007 (4:30:10 PM): *doesn't feel bad at all*
i337o (4:30:12 PM): ~Q~
ShadowZeroPD (4:30:14 PM): ~Q~
OLLE boll e007 (4:30:23 PM): ~Q~
BadassFal (4:30:47 PM): ~Q~
Im Ngamer (4:31:48 PM): ok, I don't support bootings, but that was pretty funny
ID #30
Occurred: Jan 19 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.483/4 (29 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:46 PM): part of my secret identity as a hitman who kills solely commercials and advertisements
Stickmansam 1024 (3:01:55 PM): it's a great character
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:00 PM): but a nightmare to market
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:19 PM): *action music*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:23 PM): ONE MAN
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:25 PM): IN A WORLD
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:30 PM): WHERE ALL THE RULES
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:33 PM): HAVE CHANGED
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:36 PM): FOR THE WORSE
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:54 PM): "Everybody I've told about the file is dead!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:02:58 PM): *huge explosion*
katslover42 (3:03:10 PM): "Dammit, Sam, these aren't just Ads, they are people's lifes!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:19 PM): *shoots speaker*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:03:43 PM): "There's one place left to try."
katslover42 (3:03:49 PM): "Sam, we just got the call, the school is packed with kids AND computers...without AdBlock or AdAware"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:18 PM): "I'm going in alone."
"It's suicide! The place is crawling with Bonzis!"
katslover42 (3:04:38 PM): "Try our new penis enhancing pills!"
katslover42 (3:04:55 PM): "Enhance this, mother#*&$er"
katslover42 (3:05:04 PM): *gunshot*
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:41 PM): SAM HUGHES IS
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:45 PM): THE AD KILLER
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:54 PM): ***FALL 2005***
Stickmansam 1024 (3:04:58 PM): this film is not yet rated
Stickmansam 1024 (3:05:41 PM): except like I say, the entire ad campaign FOR that movie is totally contradictory
katslover42 (3:05:48 PM): Yea
katslover42 (3:05:55 PM): That's highly ammusing in and of itself
katslover42 (3:06:07 PM): There shall be pop up ads for it, and pop up ad games where you must kill the pop up ads.
katslover42 (3:06:17 PM): *ad pops up* "Click to Kill!"
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:21 PM): it's a marketing nightmare
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:35 PM): although we could sell branded ad-blocking software
katslover42 (3:06:41 PM): True
katslover42 (3:06:43 PM): With free guns.
Stickmansam 1024 (3:06:48 PM): and a Billboard-Burner(TM)
ID #29
Occurred: Apr 17 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 3.158/4 (38 votes)
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COME as u r337 (11:19:56 PM): http://i16.thefacebook.com/pics/9/0/s13700911_4457.jpg
dragondragon18 (11:21:32 PM): 7.5
Cyber1166 (11:21:35 PM): wowza, 9.5
dragondragon18 (11:21:43 PM): lol jon
COME as u r337 (11:21:48 PM): she's a slut
dragondragon18 (11:21:52 PM): jons found his wife
COME as u r337 (11:22:04 PM): i'm pretty sure she gave a guy a handjob in spanish class once
COME as u r337 (11:22:48 PM): and she might've been the one that filled a bottle of water with vodka and walked around school with it getting drunk..
iamjohnbeck (11:23:13 PM): oh man, every school has one of those people
COME as u r337 (11:23:19 PM): we had 20
iamjohnbeck (11:23:59 PM): we had 2, and i was homeschooled :-\
ID #28
Occurred: Mar 18 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.576/4 (33 votes)
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COME as u r337 (4:17:06 PM): Playing: Come, Jon, Trent, Clark, Chan, Reds
COME as u r337 (4:17:09 PM): Ready here.
Im Ngamer (4:17:14 PM): Dad WON'T GET OFF TV
Im Ngamer (4:17:17 PM): arg
MiG144MFI (4:17:42 PM): Hurry, past my bedtime.
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:04 PM): yeah, i've got people to see, suicide attempts to botch...
Washed Up Gamer (4:18:08 PM): let's move it along
COME as u r337 (4:18:23 PM): I'm 4 behind on my masturbation quota for the day! Hurry up!
JtXeRdFgDhJgRhFd (4:18:32 PM): just play 1 handed
COME as u r337 (4:18:33 PM): Wait.. the endscene will make me only 2 behind
ID #27
Occurred: 15 Mar 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.875/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:40 PM): My phone number is 0123 456 7890
Stickmansam 1024 (3:53:57 PM): You would not believe the amount of idiots who call me
COME as u r337 (3:54:24 PM): like.. your parents?
COME as u r337 (3:54:26 PM): and friends?
Stickmansam 1024 (3:55:26 PM): yeah
Stickmansam 1024 (3:56:01 PM): some random guy calls me, "Hey son, how's college going?" I'm like "dude, get the hell off my phone"
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