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ID #21
Occurred: Apr 27 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:10:31 AM): Nope. I'm Ares.
CieloAzor (12:10:40 AM): Hopefully you mentioned me.
COME as u r337 (12:14:45 AM): Was Ares the god of STDs?
CieloAzor (12:15:31 AM): I think that was Herpes.
ID #20
Occurred: Apr 28 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.267/4 (30 votes)
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COME as u r337 (5:39:10 PM): They should make poison fortune cookies..
COME as u r337 (5:39:23 PM): and have the fortune say "You will die in 5...4...3...2...1..."
ID #19
Occurred: May 02 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:11 PM): Scientists have recently discovered what is now being called the PALcebo Effect.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:09:44 PM): When bitchy Europeans and Aussies play games, they get so depressed over the fact that it is PAL that they actually trick themselves into believing they have a disadvantage.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:03 PM): This, essentially, causes them to play worse, and therefore get worse times.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:10:27 PM): The ultimate outcome, however, it endless bitching, and near harmful levels of noise pollution.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:11:04 PM): One victim of the PALcebo, effect, Wouter Jansen is quoted as saying, "LOL I'M GAY."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:12:14 PM): The deadliest part of this horrible phenomenon is that it is passed on through the generations. One researcher noted one of his younger test subjects, Henrik Norgren, as "being unable the shut the fuck up."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:31 PM): Whilst researching the PALcebo effect, scientists also discovered that Anton Foresander has a small penis. "This was never the target of our research," says Tyler Probert.
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:40 PM): "But it confirms what we already suspected."
Ne me sis 7 8 91 (6:13:55 PM): Reporting for Elite News, this is Tyler Probert. Good night.
ID #18
Occurred: May 03 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.375/4 (32 votes)
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YourElitenessPD (7:41:29 PM): Back!
Im Ngamer (8:02:05 PM): wb YE!
failurewarningV1 (8:03:40 PM): wow only 20 mins slow there jon
Im Ngamer (8:05:33 PM): thanks- I've been exercising my reflexes
failurewarningV1 (8:05:54 PM): ready for you meet with boss huh
Im Ngamer (8:13:34 PM): yeah, exactly
Im Ngamer (8:13:49 PM): "Welcome to my house, Jon"
Im Ngamer (8:13:57 PM): *stares into space for 15 minutes*
ID #17
Occurred: May 06 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.742/4 (31 votes)
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Im Ngamer (10:25:56 AM): yeah! Wily going up like a rocket!
(10:27:04 AM) Cyber1166 has entered the room.
Cyber1166 (10:27:22 AM): that's nice, but how is today's GameFAQs character poll going?
(10:27:26 AM) Cyber1166 has left the room.
Im Ngamer (10:27:46 AM): ...
ID #16
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.485/4 (33 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:51:40 PM): google is broken!
Im Ngamer (5:51:42 PM): omgomg
Im Ngamer (5:51:47 PM): *runs in circles*
katslover42 (5:51:55 PM): Do it like Curly, Jon!
Im Ngamer (5:53:01 PM): whoop whoop whoop whoop
katslover42 (5:53:23 PM): *whipes a tear from my eye*
That's my boy.
ID #15
Occurred: May 07 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.531/4 (32 votes)
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katslover42 (5:24:26 PM): How much dirt do you think those Jockies eat out there on the track?
CieloAzor (5:25:06 PM): The one they just showed had about 1.2 lbs of it on his face.
katslover42 (5:25:22 PM): Yea
katslover42 (5:25:28 PM): That's what I was thinking
katslover42 (5:25:36 PM): And you know they are screaming out there
katslover42 (5:25:42 PM): With their mouth wide open
CieloAzor (5:25:42 PM): He probably swallowed .54 lbs or so.
Im Ngamer (5:26:12 PM): bet you $5 it's under 0.50 lbs!
CieloAzor (5:26:23 PM): Maybe less, depending on the circumference of his mouth.
ID #14
Occurred: May 13 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.484/4 (31 votes)
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CieloAzor (12:12:38 AM): Girls are still making me throw up.
CieloAzor (12:12:40 AM): It's not cool.
dragondragon18 (12:12:51 AM): dont be like stan
CieloAzor (12:13:06 AM): I'm being SUCH a Stan.
CieloAzor (12:13:41 AM): Except I run to the bathroom and do it discreetly.
CieloAzor (12:14:23 AM): I don't even want a girl right now.
Im Ngamer (12:19:07 AM): that's still happening, QB? scary
CieloAzor (12:19:18 AM): Yeah, twice yesterday.
Im Ngamer (12:19:30 AM): idea!
Im Ngamer (12:19:43 AM): watch It's Pat, and see what happens
ID #13
Occurred: May 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.300/4 (30 votes)
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<Ngamer> time for another op! who will it be this hour?!
* Ngamer sets mode: +o lb_
<Ngamer> we have a winner!
<Ngamer> check in next hour to see who takes 3rd
<cody> the log bot got op'd over me?!
<cody> fuck this
ID #12
Occurred: May 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.667/4 (33 votes)
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CyarcX (4:02:20 PM): your mistakes so far are
CyarcX (4:02:27 PM): Ghaleon
CyarcX (4:02:33 PM): Luca
CyarcX (4:02:41 PM): CATS
CyarcX (4:02:43 PM): Sin
CyarcX (4:02:48 PM): Ridley
CyarcX (4:02:56 PM): and now Ocelot
CyarcX (4:05:52 PM): wait, sorry QB
CyarcX (4:05:57 PM): you also missed
CyarcX (4:05:59 PM): Andross
CieloAzor (4:06:02 PM): fuck you.
CyarcX (4:06:51 PM): sorry, I can only keep track of as many losses as I have fingers - you're starting to push my limits
CieloAzor (4:07:22 PM): *face reddens and shakes*
CieloAzor (4:08:13 PM): I'm about to explode with mock anger.
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