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ID #560
Occurred: 4 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.546/4 (11 votes)
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*after Bcks is eliminated from the Summer Contest*
Regular Mg (11:19:39 PM): Someone: Fast Death Rankings
Regular Mg (11:19:42 PM): wat
wheatrich (11:19:47 PM): I didn't get that either
Im Ngamer (11:21:25 PM): in the era when everyone was creating GE Rocket League and all that, Bcks started a competition to see who could die the fastest on each level
wheatrich (11:21:58 PM): hitler wants strategies on quick deaths
wheatrich (11:22:00 PM): surprise surprise
ID #559
Occurred: 1 Jun 2012
Submitted: 5 Jun 2012, 12:38 AM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(23:05:49) Infil12: kinda feel a bit like playing Balderdash tonight
(23:06:40) venisonvixen: Jim and I can do that
(23:06:54) Infil12: i'm scared to think of all that you and jimbo can do :-(
(23:07:07) alecboy006: You mean like, them and doing a certain c word?
(23:07:08) Infil12: lol
(23:07:21) isthatagoodlinux: chinups?
(23:07:30) Infil12: chess?
(23:07:38) isthatagoodlinux: cleaning?
(23:07:39) GoldenJimbo007: cello?
(23:07:41) DKK5: certain?
(23:08:03) venisonvixen: cooking?
(23:10:09) isthatagoodlinux: cunnilingus?
(23:11:59) GoldenJimbo007: Try having a nose like mine and doing cullinginus
(23:12:01) GoldenJimbo007: p impossible
(23:12:05) venisonvixen: :(
(23:12:08) Thiradell: uuuuuuuuuuugh
(23:12:09) Ngameratwork: SON OF A
(23:12:32) Ngameratwork: requesting a one week Chat ban for Jim
(23:12:32) alecboy006: What is that?
(23:12:42) TopRogue7: you're right jim, you should stick to fellatio
ID #558
Occurred: 27 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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*NASCAR crash sets the track on fire during the Daytona 500*
(22:36:59) wheatrich: track's kinda destroyed over there
(22:37:05) GoldenJimbo007: Destroyed and it's late and it's MONDAY
(22:37:07) wheatrich: and JET FUEL + sparks
(22:46:30) isthatagoodt: surely they're still an hour from racing again if they do
(22:46:35) Karl Dark 64: anyone injured?
(22:47:00) GoldenJimbo007: No confirmed injuries
(22:49:11) Karl Dark 64: my dick injured your mum last night
(22:51:13) ShadowZeroPD: it probably injured her eye sight when she strained them to see it
ID #557
Occurred: 26 Feb 2012
Submitted: 29 Feb 2012, 10:56 PM
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Rating: 3.273/4 (11 votes)
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(22:32:07) GoldenJimbo007: Looks like my mom approves my tattoo
(22:32:25) GoldenJimbo007: The one I just confirmed for 2 weeks from now
(22:32:30) CieloAzor: Pierce Brosnan, left butt cheek
(22:32:33) DKK5: Don't get a tatoo Jimbo
(22:32:34) Infil12: why are you getting a tattoo
(22:32:44) Ngonhislaptop: Jimbo you will regret this
(22:32:44) isthatagoodt: why would you get a tattoo
(22:32:56) isthatagoodt: this is almost as stupid as every other thing you've done
(22:32:57) wheatrich: this is so a jimbo thing to do
(22:33:13) GoldenJimbo007: http://www.upload.speedrunwiki.com/images/gaming/jimbostattoo.jpg
(22:33:18) DKK5: o/u 2 weeks before he regrets it
(22:33:27) Ngonhislaptop: ....oh good heavens
(22:33:28) CieloAzor: all right, so I just about called it
(22:33:30) Ngonhislaptop: please be kidding
(22:33:55) isthatagoodt: jim are you joking
(22:33:56) GoldenJimbo007: Bond's entire body will go the length of my arm and might stick out
(22:33:58) wheatrich: that man's gonna not look like a man in the long term
(22:34:15) isthatagoodt: LENGTH OF YOUR ARM?
(22:34:18) isthatagoodt: are you insane
(22:34:47) isthatagoodt: literally the worst idea ive ever heard from you ever now
(22:34:55) isthatagoodt: almost as permanent as putting nudes on the internet
(22:35:34) DKK5: Does Jimbo know he can't sell it later?
(22:35:55) isthatagoodt: a tattoo the size of your arm must run $200, you could get a fancy controller instead!
(22:36:07) Infil12: lol, $200
(22:36:16) Infil12: probably closer to $2k
(22:37:33) Ngonhislaptop: common sense will kick in and he'll back out, don't worry
(22:38:03) Infil12: people will always be asking you why you have "LOO" tattooed on your shoulder
(22:38:08) Infil12: maybe you should get SER on the other
ID #556
Occurred: 18 Jan 2012
Submitted: 18 Jan 2012, 10:17 AM
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Rating: 2.091/4 (11 votes)
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beastynetbook (4:05:21 PM): why did goose leave
carathornpd (4:05:34 PM): he had a gf
carathornpd (4:06:04 PM): dont think he does anymore
HistoricToast (4:07:46 PM): infil said they broke up i think
HistoricToast (4:07:51 PM): she broke up w/him i imagine?
carathornpd (4:08:08 PM): kind of
carathornpd (4:08:28 PM): he basically gave her so much attention that she lost interest quickly
carathornpd (4:08:35 PM): a fatal mistake we all make once
carathornpd (4:10:17 PM): yet have to make
carathornpd (4:11:06 PM): too many insults currently going through my mind
carathornpd (4:11:22 PM): bbl when Ive forgotten about them
HistoricToast (4:11:57 PM): i don't think i'm in danger of ever making that mistake etc etc etc
beastynetbook (4:12:09 PM): lool
ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
ID #554
Occurred: 4 Dec 2011
Submitted: 5 Dec 2011, 10:57 PM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:41 PM): I won a few spelling bees in my time
wheatrich (8:36:04 PM): Jim was also the only participant
CieloAzor (8:36:20 PM): I was thinking he competed with his family
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): 3rd/4th/5th grade bees obv
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:36 PM): I choked 8th grade
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:39 PM): on DESPAIR of all words
Infil12 (8:37:06 PM): how deliciously ironic
wheatrich (8:37:07 PM): despear DUH
CieloAzor (8:37:30 PM): despare
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:30 PM): .... Despair?
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:33 PM): Despare
Infil12 (8:37:38 PM): lol
Infil12 (8:37:43 PM): way to confuse him d00ds
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:48 PM): f4gs
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:52 PM): I'm not in the right mind
Infil12 (8:38:18 PM): i could sure go for an eclair right now
ID #553
Occurred: 5 Nov 2011
Submitted: 3 Dec 2011, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.182/4 (11 votes)
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(03:38:48) wheatrich: surely ngamer got a kick out of the penn state news
(03:39:53) Im Ngamer: *clicks on* http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7192563/penn-state-nittany-lions-athletic-director-tim-curley-charged-perjury-sex-case
(03:43:12) Im Ngamer: "One accuser, then 12 years old, testified that Coach Sandusky invited him into the locker room and initiated contact with a 'soap battle' in the shower that led to multiple instances of involuntary sexual intercourse, the grand jury report said."
(03:43:28) Im Ngamer: this is absurd, you can't even soap battle anymore?
(03:43:54) Im Ngamer: this country is getting way too politically correct for my tastes
(03:46:40) Infil12 has entered the room
(03:47:02) Infil12: yeah, have to play justin wong first round of 3rd strike tournament tomorrow, possibly on the stream in front of like 15k people
(03:47:08) Infil12: p excited to be exposed for the fraud that i am
(03:47:10) CieloAzor: haha
(03:47:20) Im Ngamer: omgomg
(03:47:59) Thiradell: wow dude
(04:01:10) Im Ngamer: cool, well I just hope your Wong match is more competitive than the Ngamer/Third soap battle of VA 2011
(04:02:12) Thiradell: lol
(04:02:20) Thiradell: literally can't think of a response to that
(04:02:36) Infil12: have to be up in 6 hours for a 18 hour day of SF, cool
(04:04:37) Infil12: extra hour of sleep for DST will really help me tonight
(04:04:39) Infil12: bye
(04:04:41) Infil12 has left the room
(04:08:47) Im Ngamer: man I'm still cracking up over that soap battle line
(04:08:56) wheatrich: it was a quality line
(04:08:57) Im Ngamer: *wipes tears from eyes*
(04:09:17) Thiradell: still no idea what a soap battle is
(04:09:31) Im Ngamer: scroll up!
(04:11:08) Thiradell: I'm outraged beyond reckoning!
(04:11:46) Im Ngamer: face it, you'd be a heavy underdog in any Ng soap battle
(04:11:53) Im Ngamer: experience has to count for something
(04:11:55) CieloAzor: heh
(04:11:57) Thiradell: lol
(04:12:04) Thiradell: I openly admit that to be the case
ID #552
Occurred: 18 Sep 2011
Submitted: 20 Sep 2011, 8:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (11 votes)
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*Michael Vick turns ball over for third time in ten minutes*
(22:05:51) TopRogue7: what is this i don't even
(22:06:02) Thiradell: Michael "Freehanding" Vick
(22:06:51) Thiradell: so a couple nights ago I was walking across my room, in the dark
(22:07:05) Thiradell: my room isn't quite what you'd call neat and tidy, so it's always an adventure walking across it
(22:07:07) Thiradell: I ventured a little too far to the right
(22:07:08) Infil12: and caught your roommate "freehanding"?
(22:07:22) Thiradell: would've been good, but no
(22:07:34) CieloAzor: it would have?
ID #551
Occurred: 21 Jun 2011
Submitted: 22 Jun 2011, 1:43 PM
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Rating: 3.250/4 (12 votes)
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Thiradell (12:32:07 AM): http://www.civilaviation.eu/images/Airbus/A319_F-WWDB.jpg
Thiradell (12:32:10 AM): that's the first plane I'll be on
DKK5 (12:32:53 AM): lol @ picture of actual plane
DKK5 (12:33:50 AM): I'm a stickler for details when it comes to travel, but I generally don't care what the plane looks like!
Thiradell (12:34:02 AM): well, I've never flown before
Thiradell (12:34:07 AM): pretty excited about the whole thing
DKK5 (12:34:42 AM): If you tell the flight crew it's your first time, they'll all come out and sing you a song
Thiradell (12:34:48 AM): lol
Infil12 (12:34:49 AM): the first time you fly is similar to the first time you have sex
CieloAzor (12:35:03 AM): I did it when I was 5
Thiradell (12:35:03 AM): over way too quick?
isthatagoodt (12:35:09 AM): you close your eyes and pray?
Infil12 (12:35:13 AM): once it starts, you immediately throw up
DKK5 (12:35:25 AM): You're stuck between a fat guy and a crying baby?
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