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ID #555
Occurred: 3 Dec 2011
Submitted: 8 Dec 2011, 5:27 PM
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Rating: 3.455/4 (11 votes)
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(05:35:09) Im Ngamer: Infil give this a watch if you need a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4#t=26
(05:35:27) Infil12: boy howdy do i ever
(05:50:23) Infil12: first 1:30 of this vid is kinda funny i guess
(05:50:26) Infil12: is it just 9 minutes of this?
(05:52:36) Im Ngamer: pretty much, though it does build some
(05:52:51) Im Ngamer: but the repetition is what makes it work
(05:53:14) Im Ngamer: (also these guys never suspecting someone could be pranking them)
(05:54:22) HistoricToast: it gets funnier
(05:54:41) Im Ngamer: yeah he chains together a few good combos later on
(05:54:42) HistoricToast: its kinda endearing too
(05:54:52) HistoricToast: because most vent pranks kinda just have the people getting pissy
(05:55:02) HistoricToast: where here they're lollin
(05:56:35) Im Ngamer: BloodE's right, usually it's just spoiled 14 year old boys swearing at the pranker and then trying to set a password on the channel for 5 minutes straight
(05:56:49) Infil12: seems pretty obv it's gotta be a prank after some of the phrases pop up just after they wonder where they went
(05:56:53) Im Ngamer: but these older and more Southern guys are so blissfully ignorant
(05:57:05) Infil12: pretty surprised they don't figure it out
(05:58:18) Infil12: one of these guys sounds like nate
(05:58:42) Infil12: figure these might be nate's buddies
(06:01:36) Infil12: anyway, it elicited a few smiles from me but went on far too long
(06:02:56) HistoricToast: because your time is so valuable
(06:03:08) HistoricToast: sorry
(06:03:09) HistoricToast: that should be
(06:03:14) HistoricToast: because your time is sooooooooooooooooo
(06:03:16) HistoricToast: valuable
(06:03:30) Im Ngamer: *high fives BloodE*
(06:03:34) Infil12: yeah, i could have spent that time talking to you, bloode
(06:03:39) Infil12: imagine the egg on my face
(06:03:55) Im Ngamer: oh man, really good retort
(06:04:14) Im Ngamer: this is like a tennis match
(06:04:29) Infil12: just like any match involving rafa, it will end in somebody crying
(06:05:27) Infil12: tbh i suspect bloode already is
(06:06:17) Im Ngamer: Infil landing 150 mph aces now
(06:11:36) HistoricToast has left the room
(06:11:44) Im Ngamer: dang, brutal
(06:12:08) Infil12: i believe they call that "retiring"
ID #554
Occurred: 4 Dec 2011
Submitted: 5 Dec 2011, 10:57 PM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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GoldenJimbo007 (8:35:41 PM): I won a few spelling bees in my time
wheatrich (8:36:04 PM): Jim was also the only participant
CieloAzor (8:36:20 PM): I was thinking he competed with his family
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:21 PM): 3rd/4th/5th grade bees obv
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:36 PM): I choked 8th grade
GoldenJimbo007 (8:36:39 PM): on DESPAIR of all words
Infil12 (8:37:06 PM): how deliciously ironic
wheatrich (8:37:07 PM): despear DUH
CieloAzor (8:37:30 PM): despare
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:30 PM): .... Despair?
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:33 PM): Despare
Infil12 (8:37:38 PM): lol
Infil12 (8:37:43 PM): way to confuse him d00ds
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:48 PM): f4gs
GoldenJimbo007 (8:37:52 PM): I'm not in the right mind
Infil12 (8:38:18 PM): i could sure go for an eclair right now
ID #553
Occurred: 5 Nov 2011
Submitted: 3 Dec 2011, 12:39 AM
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Rating: 3.182/4 (11 votes)
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(03:38:48) wheatrich: surely ngamer got a kick out of the penn state news
(03:39:53) Im Ngamer: *clicks on* http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7192563/penn-state-nittany-lions-athletic-director-tim-curley-charged-perjury-sex-case
(03:43:12) Im Ngamer: "One accuser, then 12 years old, testified that Coach Sandusky invited him into the locker room and initiated contact with a 'soap battle' in the shower that led to multiple instances of involuntary sexual intercourse, the grand jury report said."
(03:43:28) Im Ngamer: this is absurd, you can't even soap battle anymore?
(03:43:54) Im Ngamer: this country is getting way too politically correct for my tastes
(03:46:40) Infil12 has entered the room
(03:47:02) Infil12: yeah, have to play justin wong first round of 3rd strike tournament tomorrow, possibly on the stream in front of like 15k people
(03:47:08) Infil12: p excited to be exposed for the fraud that i am
(03:47:10) CieloAzor: haha
(03:47:20) Im Ngamer: omgomg
(03:47:59) Thiradell: wow dude
(04:01:10) Im Ngamer: cool, well I just hope your Wong match is more competitive than the Ngamer/Third soap battle of VA 2011
(04:02:12) Thiradell: lol
(04:02:20) Thiradell: literally can't think of a response to that
(04:02:36) Infil12: have to be up in 6 hours for a 18 hour day of SF, cool
(04:04:37) Infil12: extra hour of sleep for DST will really help me tonight
(04:04:39) Infil12: bye
(04:04:41) Infil12 has left the room
(04:08:47) Im Ngamer: man I'm still cracking up over that soap battle line
(04:08:56) wheatrich: it was a quality line
(04:08:57) Im Ngamer: *wipes tears from eyes*
(04:09:17) Thiradell: still no idea what a soap battle is
(04:09:31) Im Ngamer: scroll up!
(04:11:08) Thiradell: I'm outraged beyond reckoning!
(04:11:46) Im Ngamer: face it, you'd be a heavy underdog in any Ng soap battle
(04:11:53) Im Ngamer: experience has to count for something
(04:11:55) CieloAzor: heh
(04:11:57) Thiradell: lol
(04:12:04) Thiradell: I openly admit that to be the case
ID #552
Occurred: 18 Sep 2011
Submitted: 20 Sep 2011, 8:19 PM
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Rating: 2.636/4 (11 votes)
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*Michael Vick turns ball over for third time in ten minutes*
(22:05:51) TopRogue7: what is this i don't even
(22:06:02) Thiradell: Michael "Freehanding" Vick
(22:06:51) Thiradell: so a couple nights ago I was walking across my room, in the dark
(22:07:05) Thiradell: my room isn't quite what you'd call neat and tidy, so it's always an adventure walking across it
(22:07:07) Thiradell: I ventured a little too far to the right
(22:07:08) Infil12: and caught your roommate "freehanding"?
(22:07:22) Thiradell: would've been good, but no
(22:07:34) CieloAzor: it would have?
ID #551
Occurred: 21 Jun 2011
Submitted: 22 Jun 2011, 1:43 PM
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Rating: 3.250/4 (12 votes)
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Thiradell (12:32:07 AM): http://www.civilaviation.eu/images/Airbus/A319_F-WWDB.jpg
Thiradell (12:32:10 AM): that's the first plane I'll be on
DKK5 (12:32:53 AM): lol @ picture of actual plane
DKK5 (12:33:50 AM): I'm a stickler for details when it comes to travel, but I generally don't care what the plane looks like!
Thiradell (12:34:02 AM): well, I've never flown before
Thiradell (12:34:07 AM): pretty excited about the whole thing
DKK5 (12:34:42 AM): If you tell the flight crew it's your first time, they'll all come out and sing you a song
Thiradell (12:34:48 AM): lol
Infil12 (12:34:49 AM): the first time you fly is similar to the first time you have sex
CieloAzor (12:35:03 AM): I did it when I was 5
Thiradell (12:35:03 AM): over way too quick?
isthatagoodt (12:35:09 AM): you close your eyes and pray?
Infil12 (12:35:13 AM): once it starts, you immediately throw up
DKK5 (12:35:25 AM): You're stuck between a fat guy and a crying baby?
ID #550
Occurred: 14 Apr 2011
Submitted: 15 Apr 2011, 1:47 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (11 votes)
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*rival team enters the room at the end of a puzzle hunt*
(11:47:25 PM) gabbynpl has entered the room.
CieloAzor (11:47:37 PM): Morning buttplugh
Ngameratwork (11:48:13 PM): morning Gabs
isthatagoodt (11:48:37 PM): okay Gabbers
isthatagoodt (11:48:46 PM): did you guys actually solve 4.3?
CieloAzor (11:48:51 PM): obv not
neo26988 (11:48:53 PM): obv not
Ngameratwork (11:48:54 PM): HECK NO they didn't
wheatrich (11:48:55 PM): obv not thingy jesus
Thiradell (11:48:58 PM): ofc not
Ngameratwork (11:49:09 PM): I say we just kill Thingy now to get over the embarrassment
Ngameratwork (11:49:12 PM): of that terrible question
Thiradell (11:49:14 PM): lol
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJimbo007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJimbo007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJimbo007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJimbo007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJimbo007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #548
Occurred: 20 Feb 2011
Submitted: 20 Feb 2011, 9:37 PM
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Rating: 2.077/4 (13 votes)
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HiddeNVillsgEoo7: rate the following athletes in terms of OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY;
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: David Villa
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sven Kramer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Tony Stewart
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: John Daly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sidney Crosby
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Bobby Fischer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Ken Jennings
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Albert Pujols
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Usain Bolt
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Michael Phelps
dragondragon18: Crosby before he got hurt?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: I don't think there is a worse POSSIBLE thing to say after that list
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: a random word generator would have said something more relevant
carathornpd: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ID #546
Occurred: 10 Jan 2011
Submitted: 10 Jan 2011, 7:33 PM
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Rating: 1.500/4 (12 votes)
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Visitors from another forum are in chat commenting on Alec's new live broadcasts:

HistoricToast (6:16:26 PM): i hope his mom comes in
Thiradelletje (6:16:27 PM): lol
Thiradelletje (6:16:30 PM): "I doubt it"
Perkisabeast34 (6:16:37 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:16:58 PM): his mom has come in on both of his shows before
Thiradelletje (6:17:07 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:17:14 PM): it's so awkward to hear him talk to her
PR0NK48 (6:17:17 PM): he refers to her as mother
PR0NK48 (6:17:28 PM): and she'll hand him pudding or something and he's just liek "thank you, thank you, good bye"
ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
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12:49:37 AM: GoldenJimbo007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
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