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ID #11
Occurred: Mar 14 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.313/4 (32 votes)
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Im Ngamer (9:59:03 PM): ok, great Jimbo moment I have to share
Im Ngamer (9:59:34 PM):
GoldenJimbo007 (9:55:54 PM): lol, wtf
GoldenJimbo007 (9:55:57 PM): Gonna leave me in MN?
Im Ngamer (9:56:13 PM): nay, you'd love living with Boss too much
Im Ngamer (9:56:27 PM): that would be BOSS punishment
Im Ngamer (9:56:40 PM): you'd eat them out of house and home!
GoldenJimbo007 (9:56:53 PM): wtf
GoldenJimbo007 (9:56:57 PM): Honestly, I don't eat that much
Im Ngamer (10:00:13 PM): and then I totally just made this next line up
Im Ngamer (10:00:19 PM):
Im Ngamer (9:57:13 PM): didn't you once eat 6 hot dogs at one sitting?
GoldenJimbo007 (9:57:22 PM): .....I was STARVING then
ID #10
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.235/4 (34 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:34:00 PM): yeah, my successor will either be YE, or, the guy who kills me
Im Ngamer (5:34:26 PM): and thus inherits my powers
Im Ngamer (5:35:17 PM): that would be great, if I got run over by a drunk tonight
Im Ngamer (5:35:23 PM): *thump*
Im Ngamer (5:35:28 PM): "what was that?"
Iricu One (5:35:44 PM): *shiny glow descends on the drunk*
Im Ngamer (5:35:46 PM): "hm... why do I feel like I have to update a 'POM'?"
Iricu One (5:36:21 PM): "I can hear something... what's that? It sounds like... whoarding?"
Im Ngamer (5:37:09 PM): no, I don't hear whoarding
Im Ngamer (5:37:14 PM): I can smell it
Iricu One (5:37:00 PM): Jack Thompson was just an ordinary guy, until he drunkenly ran over and inherited the powers of... The Eliter!
Iricu One (5:37:18 PM): Now, he devotes his life to maintaining the most accurate rankings in the universe!
Iricu One (5:37:28 PM): Jack Thompson is: L33T
Iricu One (5:37:46 PM): Guest starring Anthony Hopkins as the ghost of Jon Barber
ID #9
Occurred: Mar 15 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.727/4 (33 votes)
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Im Ngamer (6:36:57 PM): aw man
Im Ngamer (6:37:12 PM): I just get out of the shower, and suddenly there's 6 girls in the townhouse
Im Ngamer (6:37:22 PM): they're the one who are going to be living here next year
Im Ngamer (6:40:02 PM): worse yet, I had those pics of Come on the screen yet
Im Ngamer (6:40:09 PM): now 4 of the 6 are in love with him
COME as u r337 (6:40:21 PM): the other 2 are dykes?
Im Ngamer (6:41:10 PM): yes
Im Ngamer (6:43:03 PM): very much so
ID #8
Occurred: Mar 20 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.515/4 (33 votes)
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Im Ngamer (5:41:52 PM): Fac!
Washed Up Gamer (5:41:54 PM): 59
GoldenJimbo007 (5:41:55 PM): 49
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:09 PM): ?
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:16 PM): I have 49 in my taped run I put online too
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:23 PM): you really got 49?
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:27 PM): ....Yes
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:35 PM): i'm speechless
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:32 PM): Not the first time
GoldenJimbo007 (5:42:37 PM): On an Agent r un
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:43 PM): shut up on the bragging for one @#%$ second
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:45 PM): and let me compliment you
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:47 PM): hesitantly
Washed Up Gamer (5:42:48 PM): jesus christ
ID #7
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.563/4 (32 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (7:57:18 PM): How come there's a thread called "Post Your Spanking New PR's Here" but there isn't one called "Post Your New Spanking PR's Here"?
YourElitenessPD (7:57:45 PM): Because they don't need more than one PR thread?
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:09 PM): Read it more carefully, YE
Stickmansam 1024 (7:58:35 PM): obviously the latter thread would go in FFA
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:09 PM): nobody gets it...
Stickmansam 1024 (8:00:14 PM): philistines
YourElitenessPD (8:00:54 PM): I see the difference in topic names, but you're still not making sense
Im Ngamer (8:01:15 PM): MASTURBATION YE
Im Ngamer (8:01:28 PM): boy, I cleared that right up
YourElitenessPD (8:01:58 PM): I see
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:28 PM): actually I intended "spanking" as in smacking a bad child across the rear, if you see what I mean
Stickmansam 1024 (8:02:34 PM): but whatever works
Im Ngamer (8:02:56 PM): they both work equally well for me
Im Ngamer (8:03:00 PM): and I mean that
ID #6
Occurred: Apr 01 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.250/4 (32 votes)
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J Eternia F (7:45:28 PM): off to Sin City!
(7:45:34 PM) J Eternia F has left the room.
Stickmansam 1024 (7:45:50 PM): It's "Cincinnati", Shade
ID #5
Occurred: Apr 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.710/4 (31 votes)
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Eyed Lemon (10:52:40 AM): i just finished cleaning 8 rolls of toilet paper off my car
Eyed Lemon (10:52:45 AM): wtf
Eyed Lemon (10:54:24 AM): at least it wasn't malicious, like my car getting broke into for the 17th time
holycatholique (10:55:30 AM): are you keeping in valuables in the car that are visible?
Eyed Lemon (10:55:51 AM): absolutely nothing :-D
holycatholique (10:55:55 AM): wtf
Eyed Lemon (10:56:04 AM): because it gets broke into so much
Eyed Lemon (10:56:21 AM): one time someone stole it from the park and ride
Eyed Lemon (10:56:45 AM): so i report it, and i get a call that night
Eyed Lemon (10:57:01 AM): my car has been abandoned...in another park and ride
Eyed Lemon (10:57:10 AM): like 20 miles away
Eyed Lemon (10:57:16 AM): it's like, just take the bus, dude
ID #4
Occurred: Apr 21 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 2.323/4 (31 votes)
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Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:35 PM): I'm going to run a competition
Stickmansam 1024 (6:56:55 PM): the winner will be the person who can write the most convincing imitation of a lightsaber in words
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:14 PM): *shwommmmmmmmm... vwooormm vwossh clash skrztle*
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:20 PM): is my entry
dragondragon18 (6:57:33 PM): *shawing*
Im Ngamer (6:57:14 PM): *wiiiiiiiiizzz*
Im Ngamer (6:57:19 PM): *bangbang*
Im Ngamer (6:57:27 PM): I'm clearly in the lead
Stickmansam 1024 (6:57:31 PM): clearly
ID #3
Occurred: May 08 2005
Submitted: 10 Jun 2006, 12:00 AM
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Rating: 1.385/4 (39 votes)
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Im Ngamer (1:02:48 PM): roffle roffle roffle
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