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ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
12:49:37 AM: GoldenJimbo007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJimbo007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJimbo007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
ID #544
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 3:27 PM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (14 votes)
alecboy006 has entered the room.
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: damnit
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: looool
Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: wtf
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: loool
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Rshepherd1000: omg
HistoricToast: looooooooooooool
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
HistoricToast: omg
tiltingtrumpets: literally crying laughing here
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HistoricToast: lolol
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Thiradell: lol
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: bahahahahahaha
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: i'm dying
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Rshepherd1000: ~Q~
ID #543
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 2:42 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (12 votes)
CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned
ID #541
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 17 Oct 2010, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 1.769/4 (13 votes)
(10:37:54 PM) GoldenJimbo007: SHe's pulling the virginity card, FUCK
(10:37:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: i need to see the censored version more
(10:38:08 PM) DKK5: Wait what?!
(10:38:15 PM) GoldenJimbo007: I took her v card
(10:38:22 PM) DKK5: Oh dear lord
(10:38:25 PM) bcuts053: yippee kay-ay mr. falcon!
(10:38:25 PM) Regular Mg: uh oh
(10:38:26 PM) polyamorous527: and now tell her thats why you're breaking up
(10:38:26 PM) Thiradell: "s*it happens"
(10:38:28 PM) Regular Mg: backboost
(10:38:36 PM) Infil12: tell her you'll give it back
(10:38:38 PM) BluelineGoddess: holy crap :-$
(10:38:41 PM) CieloAzor: well, you didn't take her butt card
(10:38:43 PM) polyamorous527: yeah stick it back in her ha
(10:38:46 PM) Im Ngamer: heh
(10:38:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: hahaha, qb made me lol
(10:38:56 PM) bcuts053: if she says she's preggers in the next week, dont believe her!
ID #540
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 16 Oct 2010, 1:01 AM
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Rating: 1.917/4 (12 votes)
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:07 PM): So everyone at work got wind of the Jimbo tour that Jon made in Nov 09
Scott (11:48:15 PM): How did they like it?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:16 PM): Man this morning sucked!
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:27 PM): "apple spice candles, Jimbo?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:32 PM): "Titanic and Boston Terriers?"
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:39 PM): "Eat some vegetables, fuck"
Scott (11:48:40 PM): How many people are we talking?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:43 PM): 20ish
Scott (11:48:50 PM): They all watched it together?
DKK5 (11:48:55 PM): How did they find out?
GoldenJimbo007 (11:48:55 PM): Yep
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:03 PM): One guy found it while watching some GE vids
GoldenJimbo007 (11:49:08 PM): Linked it to his buddy there
GoldenJimbo007 (11:50:00 PM): I walked in this morning to see everyone watching a vid, at the time I didn't know it was the house tour
ID #539
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 15 Oct 2010, 10:42 AM
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Rating: 2.231/4 (13 votes)
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: but then again infil
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: what prompts intelligent, good looking, charming, funny guys like you and I to not have jobs and spend the majority of our time doing essentially nothing on the internet/TV?
Infil12: din mor
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: expert answer
Im Ngamer: only spotted 4 problems with that question
Infil12: and i'd say at least 3 of those 4 adjectives don't describe me
Infil12: one of them is true, though
HistoricToast: no, none of them are true
Infil12: i guess the "guy" part is
Infil12: mostly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: don't be so modest
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you're what, 6'2?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: have a deep voice
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you have a good man build
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your blonde hair is so fine
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your smile is adorable
Im Ngamer: calm down Goose
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: girls would love you!
HistoricToast: what about me
HistoricToast: why don't girls love me
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you look like you're 12
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: you live 4 hours away from a city
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: your name is like RHUAWEIAUHEIUAHEIUAH
ID #537
Occurred: 24 Sep 2010
Submitted: 24 Sep 2010, 6:27 PM
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Rating: 2.643/4 (14 votes)
[talking about a KOTH AlecBoy006 wanted to run...]

isthatagoodt (13:38:49): Well his original idea was the worst thing I've ever seen
isthatagoodt (13:39:08): I keep trying to turn it in a better direction, and he's slowly making progress
isthatagoodt (13:39:18): But I don't think he's able to make "neat" clues on his own
Im Ngamer (13:42:00): paste in his #1 question and answer, everyone will get a kick out of it
isthatagoodt (13:42:23): The one you saw the other day/
isthatagoodt (13:43:06): Okay
isthatagoodt (13:43:09): The topic is
isthatagoodt (13:43:20): "There's something wrong with this question. Fix it"
isthatagoodt (13:44:06): alecboy006: If I may just run my idea first. I am working on it now. It's 25 questions. Each one has a statement, the objective is to correct the statement. You receive a point for righting the wrong. One of them, however, is exactly correct, so if you can successfully say the statement is correct, you receive two points
tiltingtrumpets (13:44:20): kill me now
BluelineGoddess (13:44:29): lol
isthatagoodt (13:44:40): alecboy006: #1 Terrorism was first coined in England's reign of terror from 1789-1799
isthatagoodt (13:44:46): Tell me when you're ready for the answer!
tiltingtrumpets (13:44:51): lol
Rshepherd1000 (13:44:52): that is correct
isthatagoodt (13:44:54): Answer: France
tiltingtrumpets (13:45:00): ?
BluelineGoddess (13:45:01): wait what
isthatagoodt (13:45:07): #2 Deng Xiaoping is he only person to win TIME's Man/Person of the year award three times.
BluelineGoddess (13:45:07): what is this I don't even
isthatagoodt (13:45:16): Answer: FDR
isthatagoodt (13:45:23): #3 Charles Darwin is known of the founder of Sociology.
tiltingtrumpets (13:45:32): these questions are stupid
isthatagoodt (13:45:32): Answer: August Comte
isthatagoodt (13:45:34): Cmon you guys!
isthatagoodt (13:45:39): #4 Cows have an amazing five stomachs
isthatagoodt (13:45:46): Answer: Only four
BluelineGoddess (13:45:49): this is one where no one would get points and it wouldn't just be trolling
isthatagoodt (13:45:52): #5 OJ Simpson, though a murderer, has the single season rushing recorcd of 2,105 yards.
Rshepherd1000 (13:46:00): FALSE
BluelineGoddess (13:46:05): he was acquitted of murder
tiltingtrumpets (13:46:05): HES NOT A MURDERER LOL
isthatagoodt (13:46:07): That's the wrong number of yards you guys
isthatagoodt (13:46:08): Answer: Used to belong to OJ, but Eric Dickerson now holds this honor.
isthatagoodt (13:46:22): Those were the original 5 sample questions he gave me :-)
holycatholique (13:46:25): eric dickerson murdered someone?
isthatagoodt (13:46:28): He had 20 written and ready to run
Rshepherd1000 (13:46:31): a solid group
isthatagoodt (13:46:59): Then he came back the next day
isthatagoodt (13:47:08): After I had given him an idea for a neat version of this KotH
isthatagoodt (13:47:18): 1:34:06 PM alecboy006: Ok1:34:35 PM alecboy006: For people, a person is given in a statement, but it's the wrong person. You have to tell me which person goes there instead of the person in the statement.1:34:48 PM alecboy006: Sample question: Ted Koppel was the only American journalist to see the tearing down of the Berlin Wall in person.
isthatagoodt (13:47:29): Answer: Tom Brokaw
isthatagoodt (13:47:37): 1:36:02 PM alecboy006: Sample Question: Jamestown, VA was the capital of the Confederate States of America
BluelineGoddess (13:47:41): who the fuck would know this shit
isthatagoodt (13:47:42): 1:38:00 PM alecboy006: Sample question: Jimmy Stewart was known for several movies, including It's a Wonderful Life and Mr. Brown Goes to Washington.
BluelineGoddess (13:47:43): seriously
isthatagoodt (13:47:46): 1:41:07 PM alecboy006: Sample question: In the PS2 game 007: Agent Under Fire, Pierce Brosnan provides the voice of James Bond (It's not letting me bold what needs to be corrected. When I highlight it, it bolds the whole thing)
Rshepherd1000 (13:48:10): smith
isthatagoodt (13:48:12): And these were....no better!
tiltingtrumpets (13:48:44): why is he being allowed to host another one
isthatagoodt (13:48:47): Basically, what I tried to get him to do was make each "wrong part" a cryptic (simple) clue to the answer
isthatagoodt (13:48:59): He didn't understand it, apparently
isthatagoodt (13:49:08): Unless Ted Koppel is a code word for Tom Brokaw
BluelineGoddess (13:49:17): they are both journalists
BluelineGoddess (13:49:19): and men
isthatagoodt (13:49:25): And that's where the clues stop
BluelineGoddess (13:50:06): like the music fill-in he did a couple weeks ago - the questions were horrible (most didn't even have any type of hint) and then the letters he gave in the answers didn't mean shit
isthatagoodt (13:50:14): Yeah
tiltingtrumpets (14:19:53): even googling it would be impossible
BluelineGoddess (14:21:54): since we're not even sure what part he wants us to correct
isthatagoodt (14:22:14): Right
isthatagoodt (14:22:19): I told him to bold the part that needs fixing
newershadow (14:22:19): google the phrases ldo
isthatagoodt (14:22:23): He's like "oh well that's obvious"
isthatagoodt (14:22:26): :S
tiltingtrumpets (14:22:27): that wouldn't work
isthatagoodt (14:22:32): There are about 10 things you could choose to fix in those
BluelineGoddess (14:22:43): exactly
isthatagoodt (14:22:55): I basically broke down every Q at him and showed him how horrible they were
isthatagoodt (14:23:00): He thought they were absolutely great
BluelineGoddess (14:24:07): he would
isthatagoodt (14:24:30): He was pretty shocked that there were people who didn't want him to host
ID #536
Occurred: 14 Sep 2010
Submitted: 15 Sep 2010, 2:22 AM
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Rating: 2.571/4 (14 votes)
9:19:33 carathornpd: temped to post HEAR ME on jimbos last facebook update
9:19:37 BluelineGoddess: DO IT
9:19:43 carathornpd: done
9:19:46 carathornpd: ffs dayle
9:19:49 carathornpd: YOU MADE ME DO IT
9:19:49 newershadow: maybe that will get him in chat

9:19:38 Ngonhislaptop: Ritch, is the moped big enough for you both to ride?
9:19:46 rachielynn26: I didn't look much at it.
9:19:48 comeasur337: the moped isn't big enough for JIM
9:20:06 BluelineGoddess: lol Steve almost got me to spray water out my nose
9:20:19 carathornpd: WHAHAHAHAHA come
9:20:25 polyamorous527: ritch have jimbo ride the moped naked
9:20:29 polyamorous527: and take pictures
9:20:35 carathornpd: oh god
9:20:37 carathornpd: tyler pwn
9:21:04 thiradell: I'm pretty sure we could destroy any Jimbo status
9:21:06 thiradell: me Cara and Come

11:18:11: GoldenJimbo007 entered the room.
11:19:27 goldenjimbo007: welp
11:19:40 goldenjimbo007: No point in having a status on facebook for a while
ID #535
Occurred: 11 Sep 2010
Submitted: 11 Sep 2010, 2:28 PM
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Rating: 3.429/4 (14 votes)
1:00:08 PM: alecboy006 entered the room.
alecboy006 (1:00:16 PM): Getting a lap top today
alecboy006 (1:00:24 PM): Min Mor and I are fighting again
Rshepherd1000 (1:00:26 PM): csb
alecboy006 (1:00:34 PM): I overheard her just now "Why didn't I get an abortion?"
Rshepherd1000 (1:00:44 PM): WHAT
alecboy006 (1:01:08 PM): Fucking bitch face I swear
Scott (1:03:12 PM): Was she talking about your siblings?
alecboy006 (1:03:23 PM): I don't have any siblings.
ID #534
Occurred: 9 Sep 2010
Submitted: 9 Sep 2010, 10:54 PM
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Rating: 3.286/4 (14 votes)
7:00:04 infil12: in that NFL fantasy commercial where the guy says "just because i'm retired doesn't mean i'm not busy"
7:00:12 infil12: what does he say when he's playing madden?
7:00:33 thiradell: "that athlete's foot stuff really does work"
7:00:28 hiddenvillsgeoo7: "I'm a fag, hurr durr"
7:00:39 infil12: no, not the text you sent that girl, goose
7:01:21 hiddenvillsgeoo7: LOL
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