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ID #551
Occurred: 21 Jun 2011
Submitted: 22 Jun 2011, 1:43 PM
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Rating: 3.250/4 (12 votes)
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Thiradell (12:32:07 AM): http://www.civilaviation.eu/images/Airbus/A319_F-WWDB.jpg
Thiradell (12:32:10 AM): that's the first plane I'll be on
DKK5 (12:32:53 AM): lol @ picture of actual plane
DKK5 (12:33:50 AM): I'm a stickler for details when it comes to travel, but I generally don't care what the plane looks like!
Thiradell (12:34:02 AM): well, I've never flown before
Thiradell (12:34:07 AM): pretty excited about the whole thing
DKK5 (12:34:42 AM): If you tell the flight crew it's your first time, they'll all come out and sing you a song
Thiradell (12:34:48 AM): lol
Infil12 (12:34:49 AM): the first time you fly is similar to the first time you have sex
CieloAzor (12:35:03 AM): I did it when I was 5
Thiradell (12:35:03 AM): over way too quick?
isthatagoodt (12:35:09 AM): you close your eyes and pray?
Infil12 (12:35:13 AM): once it starts, you immediately throw up
DKK5 (12:35:25 AM): You're stuck between a fat guy and a crying baby?
ID #550
Occurred: 14 Apr 2011
Submitted: 15 Apr 2011, 1:47 AM
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Rating: 3.000/4 (11 votes)
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*rival team enters the room at the end of a puzzle hunt*
(11:47:25 PM) gabbynpl has entered the room.
CieloAzor (11:47:37 PM): Morning buttplugh
Ngameratwork (11:48:13 PM): morning Gabs
isthatagoodt (11:48:37 PM): okay Gabbers
isthatagoodt (11:48:46 PM): did you guys actually solve 4.3?
CieloAzor (11:48:51 PM): obv not
neo1337 (11:48:53 PM): obv not
Ngameratwork (11:48:54 PM): HECK NO they didn't
wheatrich (11:48:55 PM): obv not thingy jesus
Thiradell (11:48:58 PM): ofc not
Ngameratwork (11:49:09 PM): I say we just kill Thingy now to get over the embarrassment
Ngameratwork (11:49:12 PM): of that terrible question
Thiradell (11:49:14 PM): lol
ID #549
Occurred: 29 Mar 2011
Submitted: 29 Mar 2011, 1:34 AM
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Rating: 3.583/4 (12 votes)
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*Ngamer and Jimbo have just completed their latest in-person trade*
(00:26:48) GoldenJ007: I thought Jon was being nice
(00:26:50) GoldenJ007: Usually he is
(00:27:04) GoldenJ007: I'm not bitter about him getting my stuff, it'll be used, but damnit I want something nice back!
(00:27:20) Infil12: gotta put that stuff in writing
(00:27:48) Im Ngamer: those moneysaver coupon books will pay for your gifts 10 times over
(00:28:02) GoldenJ007: Those were all EXPIRED Jon!
(00:28:21) Im Ngamer: well, I had been saving them for the last year and a half for you
(00:28:37) Im Ngamer: and this is the thanks I get?
(00:29:43) Im Ngamer: talk about biting the hand that feeds
(00:29:51) GoldenJ007: You fed me expired food!
(00:30:22) Im Ngamer: those calories still count
ID #548
Occurred: 20 Feb 2011
Submitted: 20 Feb 2011, 9:37 PM
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Rating: 1.923/4 (13 votes)
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HiddeNVillsgEoo7: rate the following athletes in terms of OVERALL ATHLETIC ABILITY;
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: David Villa
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sven Kramer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Tony Stewart
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: John Daly
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Sidney Crosby
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Bobby Fischer
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Ken Jennings
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Albert Pujols
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Usain Bolt
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: Michael Phelps
dragondragon18: Crosby before he got hurt?
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: I don't think there is a worse POSSIBLE thing to say after that list
HiddeNVillsgEoo7: a random word generator would have said something more relevant
carathornpd: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ID #546
Occurred: 10 Jan 2011
Submitted: 10 Jan 2011, 7:33 PM
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Rating: 1.417/4 (12 votes)
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Visitors from another forum are in chat commenting on Alec's new live broadcasts:

HistoricToast (6:16:26 PM): i hope his mom comes in
Thiradelletje (6:16:27 PM): lol
Thiradelletje (6:16:30 PM): "I doubt it"
Perkisabeast34 (6:16:37 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:16:58 PM): his mom has come in on both of his shows before
Thiradelletje (6:17:07 PM): lol
PR0NK48 (6:17:14 PM): it's so awkward to hear him talk to her
PR0NK48 (6:17:17 PM): he refers to her as mother
PR0NK48 (6:17:28 PM): and she'll hand him pudding or something and he's just liek "thank you, thank you, good bye"
ID #545
Occurred: 5 Jan 2011
Submitted: 5 Jan 2011, 1:54 AM
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Rating: 2.417/4 (12 votes)
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12:49:37 AM: GoldenJ007 left the room.
12:52:16 AM: GoldenJ007 entered the room.
GoldenJ007 (12:52:43 AM): So unplugging computer = instant shut off
GoldenJ007 (12:52:49 AM): what in the world
HistoricToast (12:52:54 AM): what
HistoricToast (12:52:56 AM): are you joking?
GoldenJ007 (12:53:16 AM): No
GoldenJ007 (12:53:32 AM): Wanted to take my laptop outside in 2F temps to see how long it'd take to cool off completely (fan shuts off)
HistoricToast (12:53:33 AM): i mean are you joking about being shocked that without a power supply the computer turns off
ID #544
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 3:27 PM
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Rating: 3.571/4 (14 votes)
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alecboy006 has entered the room.
carathornpd: wb crybaby
alecboy006 has left the room.
Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: damnit
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: looool
Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
Thiradell: wtf
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: loool
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Thiradell: you realize we're just pulling your leg bud
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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Rshepherd1000: omg
HistoricToast: looooooooooooool
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
HistoricToast: omg
tiltingtrumpets: literally crying laughing here
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HistoricToast: lolol
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Thiradell: lol
carathornpd: wb crybaby
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tiltingtrumpets: bahahahahahaha
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
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HistoricToast: i'm dying
alecboy006 has entered the room.
carathornpd: wb crybaby
alecboy006 has left the room.
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carathornpd: wb crybaby
alecboy006 has left the room.
Rshepherd1000: ~Q~
ID #543
Occurred: 4 Dec 2010
Submitted: 4 Dec 2010, 2:42 PM
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Rating: 3.333/4 (12 votes)
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CometSH (2:21:27 PM): That wasn't very nice, wiff
CometSH (2:25:21 PM): I was on your facebook profile this morning from my phone and somehow managed to call you. I hung up instantly but immediately got a call back from a 911 operator thanks to it being the first three digits in your "number"
holycatholique (2:27:13 PM): LOL
holycatholique (2:27:49 PM): you didn't really think my number was 911, 666, and 1337?
CometSH (2:27:49 PM): And when I explained what happened they said they had to transfer me anyway
holycatholique (2:27:55 PM): hahahahahaha
CometSH (2:28:11 PM): Well like I said I don't know how I called it
CometSH (2:28:45 PM): And when I got the transfer and explained to them they said they had to send police anyway
CometSH (2:29:04 PM): So I had to deal with police at 730 this morning
holycatholique (2:38:02 PM): sorry you had to deal with the police :/
CometSH (2:38:55 PM): Heh. Well it was interesting
CometSH (2:39:12 PM): Although at least he left when I explained what happened
CometSH (2:39:41 PM): Although he asked me if there was a dead body inside :-\
holycatholique (2:41:34 PM): pwned
ID #541
Occurred: 29 Jul 2010
Submitted: 17 Oct 2010, 2:25 AM
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Rating: 1.692/4 (13 votes)
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Jimbo tries (and fails) to break up with his girlfriend of six months

(10:37:54 PM) GoldenJ007: SHe's pulling the virginity card, FUCK
(10:37:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: i need to see the censored version more
(10:38:08 PM) DKK5: Wait what?!
(10:38:15 PM) GoldenJ007: I took her v card
(10:38:22 PM) DKK5: Oh dear lord
(10:38:25 PM) bcuts053: yippee kay-ay mr. falcon!
(10:38:25 PM) Regular Mg: uh oh
(10:38:26 PM) polyamorous527: and now tell her thats why you're breaking up
(10:38:26 PM) Thiradell: "s*it happens"
(10:38:28 PM) Regular Mg: backboost
(10:38:36 PM) Infil12: tell her you'll give it back
(10:38:38 PM) BluelineGoddess: holy crap :-$
(10:38:41 PM) CieloAzor: well, you didn't take her butt card
(10:38:43 PM) polyamorous527: yeah stick it back in her ha
(10:38:46 PM) Im Ngamer: heh
(10:38:55 PM) GoldenGreg007: hahaha, qb made me lol
(10:38:56 PM) bcuts053: if she says she's preggers in the next week, dont believe her!
ID #540
Occurred: 15 Oct 2010
Submitted: 16 Oct 2010, 1:01 AM
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Rating: 1.917/4 (12 votes)
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GoldenJ007 (11:48:07 PM): So everyone at work got wind of the Jimbo tour that Jon made in Nov 09
Scott (11:48:15 PM): How did they like it?
GoldenJ007 (11:48:16 PM): Man this morning sucked!
GoldenJ007 (11:48:27 PM): "apple spice candles, Jimbo?
GoldenJ007 (11:48:32 PM): "Titanic and Boston Terriers?"
GoldenJ007 (11:48:39 PM): "Eat some vegetables, fuck"
Scott (11:48:40 PM): How many people are we talking?
GoldenJo007 (11:48:43 PM): 20ish
Scott (11:48:50 PM): They all watched it together?
DKK5 (11:48:55 PM): How did they find out?
GoldenJ007 (11:48:55 PM): Yep
GoldenJ007 (11:49:03 PM): One guy found it while watching some GE vids
GoldenJ007 (11:49:08 PM): Linked it to his buddy there
GoldenJ007 (11:50:00 PM): I walked in this morning to see everyone watching a vid, at the time I didn't know it was the house tour
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